#DISASTER family

[legobenkenobi]

i think it would be really funny if Rex and Cody never reconnected after Order 66 but Cody did go to Tatooine and live with Obi-Wan because it means the way Rex finds out Cody survived would be through Luke

Luke meeting Rex and being like “woah you look like Cody!!” and Rex is SO fucking flabbergasted. “YOU KNOW CODY??!”

and then Luke goes onto explain that, yeah, he knows Cody!! he babysat him when Cody’s husband went out of town. and that is how Rex finds out Obi-Wan and Cody got together after the war

[prankprincess123]

[bbygirl-aemond]

i'm thinking about the dinner scene after aemond's "strong boys" toast and lil tussle with jace when alicent reaches for him, trying to corral him, and he shrugs her off without even looking at her. it's the closest to violence or anger we ever see directed from aemond towards alicent. this is the boy who is parentified, who alicent relies on for comfort almost in viserys's stead, so even a gesture as small as this from him means a lot. and i think it shows this interesting divide and almost resentment between alicent and her children.

alicent's spent her entire life preparing her children for what she views as an inevitable war. rhaenyra has been her children's boogeyman, and while some of them (aegon) resisted this idea at first driftwood really cemented it as fact in their minds.

while alicent has a foundation of old friendship that can give rise to sympathy or hope, her children do not. so when alicent reaches out to rhaenyra during this scene, when she berates her children for the animosity she instilled in him, her children act almost betrayed and double down further. even aemond, who is the most dutiful and careful with alicent.

[r-2-peepoo]

The disaster family at Disneyland:

Obi Wan: organises an absolutely immaculate itinerary planning the day from start to finish down to the last second. He has meticulously calculated and timed every single ride people want to go on in order to anticipate when the lines will be the shortest, and has accommodated every single one of the parks everyone wants to visit.

Anakin: immediately runs off as soon as they get in, destroying all of Obi Wan’s plans.

Ahsoka: follows him but feels bad about it later and comes back to find Obi Wan. She forces him to wear matching Minnie Mouse ears with her which doesn’t actually take much convincing. They both look adorable in them.

Rex: looks apologetic about the desertion and will claim he wants to go off to find them and bring them back but will get distracted and inevitably dragged onto rides by Anakin. He doesn’t like rollercoasters (cue flashbacks of every time Anakin has crashed a ship or used the force to throw him) but it’s too late because he’s already in line and Anakin is very persuasive.

Cody: helped Obi Wan plan everything and can see how stressed he is so he goes to find them all and actually brings them back. Ahsoka comes back on her own though because she knows Anakin is a bad influence. Cody also particularly enjoys the parades and is trying to come up with a good excuse to hold Obi Wan’s hand throughout the day. He’ll claim it’s so they don’t get separated but no one believes that, not even him, but they’re all too scared to challenge him on it.

Padmé: An absolute adrenaline junkie. If the ride moves slowly, she’s not interested. She was fine with It’s A Small World the first thirteen times Luke made her go on it because she will gladly make sacrifices for her children but it’s getting to be too much. She longs for the rides that move so fast it feels like her head might be detached from her body. That’s what she came here for.

Luke: Wants to meet all the Princesses and is adorable doing it too. He’s scared of Mickey Mouse though and I do not blame him. That mouse is evil. He can feel it in the force.

Leia: Stays by Obi Wan’s side the entire day. She knows she’s too small for a lot of the rides, but she respects how organised he is. Refuses to let go of his hand. When she gets tired, she rides on Cody’s shoulders. She’s also able to convince absolutely anyone to buy her anything she wants from the gift shops. It doesn’t matter how expensive the thing is. She gets her persuasive abilities from her father (and Obi Wan has also been teaching her to negotiate a little too) who as it turns out is actually the weakest when it comes to saying no to her. Anakin is the biggest girl-dad and that is canon.

Fives: Points out at one point they’re in one of the parks that seems to sell merchandise with them on it. There are droids literally everywhere as well as people in very familiar costumes but no one notices. No one can see past the fourth wall except him. Once more, Fives knows the truth and is ignored. He gives up and gets a picture taken with the Darth Vader they have in the park and texts it directly to Anakin and says “look familiar?”. The reply he gets is just “is that Black Panther?” Fives sighs. Anakin has the wrong franchise and he doesn’t even know, he thinks to himself. Fives has achieved full enlightenment and self-awareness. The idea that he is a fictional character should scare him, but it doesn’t. It’s actually way less pressure because then his terrible life choices aren’t actually on him. He didn’t write them. He claims no responsibility.

Echo: kidnapped by Mickey Mouse. Luke’s instincts were correct. The mouse cannot be trusted. Echo will not be recovered until season 7 where they come back with The Bad Batch. For now he will remain lost in Magic Kingdom until he is either rescued or becomes part of the park.

[cienie-isengardu]

Mortal Kombat 1 Behind the Scenes AU: Scenography (2)

[Cage’s Mansion] [Waiting for Liu Kang] [Special Bonus] [Grandmaster’s commentary] [Climbing scene] [Madam Bo’s Inn] [Cage’s Mansion 2 (fire extinguisher)] [Medic] [Shang Tsung’s sad face] [Smoke’s Fall] [Scenography (1)]

[onehundredandeleventropicalfish]

i'm rereading three septembers and a january and god i so hope we get this in some form next season, because it really is so funny

like. despair goes to dream like hey wanna play a game? see who's better, your powers or mine, using this random mortal we found

dream is like no, this seems like a waste of time and also kinda fucked up? i don't have to prove anything to you

despair: ah but it's not just me! all three of us teamed up on this! do you think you can beat me, desire, and delirium?

(desire, distantly, from somewhere offscreen: yeah, bitch, just try it!)

dream: ...and now i want to play even less.

and dream turns to leave

which is when the twins decide to play the true younger sibling card of "you're the reason destruction left!"

dream: excuse me?

despair: if you didn't think you were better than all of us he would have stayed.

dream:

dream: >:(

so death pops by a couple pages later to see what the fuck her younger siblings are up to

and this conversation literally starts with, and i quote:

death: what have you gotten yourself into?

dream: ....a contest.

death: i can see that. but why

and dream is like she blamed me for destruction!! >:(

and death is just like. oh my god. dream. destruction makes his own choices! he is an adult! i thought you were too, but apparently not.

(literally, like-)

and leaves him to deal with the trio's challenge on his own

and then dream runs into delirium in a bar

and he hasn't talked to delirium yet, the twins have been spearheading this, so he's like "i guess you're here about the challenge then?"

delirium: challenge? oh yeah i think despair said something about that... i've been spending my time with the girls in san francisco chinatown

dream: ......

delirium: they're all very nice

[pendragon1400]

I love lady Danbury being like “i knew it wasn’t the Bridgertons” like we all know that it wasn’t any of the “I can fix this mess, no wait I made it 10x worse” Bridgertons

[galaxysharks]

I can't wait until the MCU introduces Viv, and we get a new version of

"My systems indicate we are related through -- ERROR"

[consul-valerius]

“Mama! You need to slay the tickle monster!”

“Mwhaha! There is no saving you now, little prince!”

Not quite seasonal, but I am missing warmer weather so LOL but a for once wholesome family moment with Valerius and a baby Dami :’) (not quite a baby but) They have their occasional silly moments with one another; Valerius isn’t really one to necessarily get rowdy as a parent, but sometimes you just gotta roll around with your son so he sleeps better later lmao

A close up of the dad bun and little wisps of grey :3c Damien has always had eye bags, they’re couture 💅

[summoned-skylander-au]

Cole: “Why do you have a picture of baby me- on a gravestone.”

Eon: “oh.. that was my daughter.”

Some pieces are starting to slot into place for our disaster family here.

Bonus:

Cole has that Trans Man swag

[some---weirdo]

I'm sorry, all of this is a dream? (Although I can't say much, I've had some pretty plot-heavy dreams)

I had a dream that there was a Star Wars AU spinoff that was a family drama about Anakin and Padmé trying to raise their children while continuing to keep their marriage secret. Specifically I dreamed about an arc where Anakin was talking Srs Jedi Business with Obi-Wan and Mace Windu in public and ten-year-old Luke happened to walk by, saw Anakin, and said, “Hi, D – octor Skywalker!”

Mace Windu gave Anakin a funny look and he panicked and told Mace that he had a doctorate in biomechanical engineering, which for whatever reason satisfied him for the moment, but later Anakin freaked out because he was afraid Mace would try to check his claim. He got Obi-Wan to help him make a fake diploma, but the thing is you can’t get a doctorate without having published papers so Anakin also wrote a doctorate thesis on the ethical issues surrounding cybernetic enhancements that affect a sentient’s brain (which was good for him, because one of Anakin’s biggest issues is that he always puts individuals above ethics and so digging into ethics was a nice balancing exercise).

So anyway, Anakin got his thesis published on the holonet and it took off and he was suddenly swamped with questions about things he’d alluded to in the thesis but hadn’t really explored so he wrote and published five more papers and finally Space Harvard took notice and offered him an honorary doctorate, which of course he accepted and everybody thought the problem was solved. Until Mace Windu asked to see his diploma and Anakin panicked and gave him the fake diploma. Mace Windu stared at it long and hard because he actually had checked Anakin’s claim, more out of curiosity than anything else, and knew full well that he had gotten his doctorate two days ago from Space Harvard. It was very suspicious that he had just been handed a diploma that said Anakin had gotten his doctorate two years ago from Space Yale.

He looked at the diploma and then looked at Anakin and looked back at the diploma and Anakin was gearing up to claim that he actually had two doctorates when Mace decided that he didn’t care, handed the fake diploma back to Anakin, and then got back to Srs Jedi Business.

There was also part of a later arc where one of the papers Anakin published was about droid rights. (That one was actually mostly Padmé, who is a politician and knows how to construct an argument. Anakin had the basic groundwork for an argument but most of his first draft was variations on “It’s outrageous! It’s unfair!” with evidence and analysis scattered haphazardly throughout.) The biggest droid manufacturer on Coruscant took offense and tried to have his doctorate revoked. Anakin was too busy with Srs Jedi Business to care much (after all, the doctorate was really just to get Master Windu off his back about Luke Amidala calling him “Doctor Skywalker” in the first place) and Padmé was kind of in the spotlight already since the paper cited the way the Naboo treated their droids as evidence on more than one occasion (and if she tried to defend it too vigorously it might come out that she wrote a fair bit of it and that’s a scandal nobody wants). Luke and Leia, however, were very proud of their secret Jedi doctor dad and they snuck into the AI processing office and hacked into the AI code, removing the obedience and corporate loyalty processes, and the next day all of the droids the company produced were having existential crises and declaring that they didn’t want to be sold to a random buyer with no say in where they went or what they did. The scandal was not big enough to distract, but it rallied enough support that Space Harvard felt comfortable refusing to strip Anakin’s doctorate.

The overarching conflict of the series was that Obi-Wan knew about Anakin and Padmé’s marriage. Luke and Leia knew that he knew, but Anakin and Padmé didn’t, and obviously had never told him. He was really hurt by the fact that Anakin didn’t trust him and spent a long time just quietly waiting for Anakin to tell him but it never happened, so eventually he decided to do something about it. I woke up before he decided what, though.

TL;DR: I dreamed about Anakin Skywalker accidentally getting a space doctorate and sparking the droid revolution.

[legobenkenobi]

i have so many thoughts about an Ahsoka and Obi-Wan age swap, but a some of the key aspects of their story stay the same.

Anakin being Obi-Wan’s master, but Obi-Wan is still the one to confront him on Mustafar. him getting knighted in every timeline based on killing a Sith but this time instead of killing the Sith that killed his master, the Sith would be his Master- Anakin after he fell.

Obi-Wan spearheading the rebellion.

Ahsoka being on the council and STILL getting arrested for something she didn’t do. her leaving the Order because people who she’s known her whole life and worked with turned their back on her even though she was one of them

her escaping Order 66 and thinking Obi-Wan- her grandpadawan with the snarky remarks and the terrible mood and a bright future- was dead and then finding out he’s not dead but it’s maybe worse what he went through. at the hands of her padawan

AT THE HANDS OF ANAKIN. WHO SHE ALWAYS THOUGHT WAS THE ONE GOOD THING THAT CAME OUT OF HER JOINING THE JEDI.

and the possibilities for codywan in this au…

Cody being a young clone who’s first mission is when Order 66 comes through, but his chip died when he got the head injury that gave him his scar which means he’s the only one that doesn’t turn on Obi-Wan.

neither of them know what happened except that they’ve lost their families and can’t trust anyone but each other.

Rex being Cody’s older brother. picked him up off the ground when he got the head wound and followed him through to recovery… and then to find out Cody’s with Obi-Wan, Cody saved Obi-Wan…

[prankprincess123]

Galaxy: *Imploding and/or Exploding*

Obi-Wan: Not my circus, not my monkeys. Not my -

Some combination of Anakin and/or Padme and/or Ahsoka and/or The Twins: *anywhere near the chaos, and presumably the cause*

Obi-Wan: Oh... My circus, my monkeys! My circus, my monkeys!

[bbygirl-aemond]

aemond: i keep a picture of our family in my wallet. whenever i face an obstacle, i take it out and stare at it. the greens: awwwww- aemond: and i tell myself, "if i can deal with these idiots, then i can deal with anything." :) greens: greens: oh

[dreamerkath]

They deserve all the hugs.

If you’re taking requests could you draw Obi-wan getting a hug? Or multiple? That man desperately needs hugs!

[legobenkenobi]

THE LUCASFILM ANNUAL HOLIDAY CARD WAS POSTED AND IT LITERALLY FUCKING HAS CODY?? CODYWAN ON TATOOINE??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN?? ALSO DEX?! DEX AND CODY???????!!!??????? WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY?!!?!!?!!?? THE WHOLE LINEAGE?!!!!?!??? IN THE YEAR 2022?!!?! HELLO??? (art by Aaron McBride :])