#DIO x Vanilla Ice x Hol Horse

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some villains! (2/2)

- Hol Horse is from Appleloosa

- since there are no stands, Iggy’s just kinda along for the ride and he runs all the way back home to Manehattan after biting Vanilla Ice once

- Dio likes to give some of his minions (eg Darby bros and Vanilla Ice) weird ass powers cause he’s just like that

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Phantom Blood / Battle Tendency / Stardust Crusaders / Diamond is Unbreakable / Golden Wind / Stone Ocean

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Ravening Wolves (Dio x F!Reader) 7/?

"When it's all over," he breathes, "when I stand supreme, and am no longer a slave to fate... I shall show you heaven..."

OR

At long last, the time has come to set your grand scheme in motion: the elimination of Jotaro Kujo and Dio's glorious resurrection. The Age of Heaven is near, and you won't let the Joestars stop you—no matter how hard they fight. You've defied fate and death for Dio. Perhaps one day you'll tell him how you feel. A sequel to 'Hungry Eyes.'

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Chapter 7: Partner in Crime

Hol Horse carefully extracted himself from the tangle of bedsheets below him. The golden sunlight streamed through the curtains, casting a warm glow across the expensive hotel. However, there was no time to savor the morning. Hol Horse, always a man in a hurry, felt a sense of urgency gnawing at him. He swiftly gathered his belongings without disturbing the dark-haired woman in the bed. His eyes darted to the three wristwatches adorning his arm, a peculiar habit he'd developed over the past decade.

Today, those watches seemed to tick louder, and their synchronized motion both reassured and unnerved him.

He had to go. So he left a note for Diana–no–Diane on the nightstand, thanking her for the night they shared and wishing her well. She was a lovely woman, a widow, and he likes to think he might have stayed longer had he not been running from something dangerous. 

It all started with a chance encounter – or so Hol Horse told himself. Boingo, the younger of the Oingo-Boingo brothers, had been reluctant to meet him, but there was an air of urgency about their rendezvous. Tohth, Boingo's Stand, which possessed the power to predict the future through a series of bizarre illustrations, had revealed a shocking image on its pages.

Hol Horse couldn't forget the moment when he saw it – a cartoonish depiction of a man he thought he'd never encounter again: Vanilla Ice. The rendering was absurdly exaggerated, but there was no mistaking his long brown hair and powerful physique.

Memories of their time serving together Dio all flooded back – Vanilla Ice's cold unwavering stare, his thinly veiled rage, and his unquestioning loyalty to their vampire master still sent shivers down his spine. Hol Horse shuddered at the thought of Vanilla Ice being alive, a fact that defied all reason. It seemed impossible that anyone, even him, could have survived the bizarre and brutal encounter with Dio's enemies ten years ago. Yet, here was Tohth, telling a different story.

In Boingo's book, the bizarre sequence of events continued to unfold. The two brothers were shown sneaking behind Vanilla Ice, employing a combination of disguises and sheer dumb luck to evade notice. Then, the vision shifted, depicting a meeting with Hol Horse himself.

Boingo was unable to provide a clear answer regarding the significance of these events. All he could say was that the next page of Tohth's prophecy revealed that Hol Horse would soon find himself in England.

The next strange occurrence was a call from Mariah. 

The call left Hol Horse perplexed, lost in a state of unease and disbelief. Her voice, as cold as ever, conveyed a sense of detachment, but her message was far from trivial. 

"Oh, you're still alive," she remarked in a tone that implied she might have expected otherwise. 

"You kept my number," he observed, but he soon remembered that Mariah wasn't one for pleasantries or small talk.

"I had a run-in with someone last night, and it wasn't just me but Midler too," she began, her voice revealing a hint of apprehension. She proceeded to recount her unsettling encounter with Vanilla Ice and the message he delivered.

As Mariah continued, everything began to come together in Hol Horse's mind. It couldn't have been a mere coincidence: His encounter with Boingo, Toth's cryptic predictions, Mariah's unexpected phone call – they were all interconnected, leading to a singular, chilling revelation.

Dio, their once-almighty master, was alive and on the hunt for his former associates.

This realization sent Hol Horse into a full-blown panic.

He felt his heart racing, his breaths growing heavy, and the cigarette that once dangled from his lips dropped to the floor. Mariah's voice seemed to come from a distant place as she spoke of Dio's current location.

"He's in the United States for some reason, in Florida."

"Florida?" Hol Horse echoed the name of the state, and for a brief moment, a small glimmer of hope flickered within him. If Dio was in Florida, perhaps it was a stroke of good fortune. Maybe, just maybe, traveling to England as Tohth had foretold would be the safest option for him. It was a slim hope, but in the face of Dio's resurrection, he clung to it like a lifeline.

And yet, even as he did, the very essence of his Stand, Emperor, seemed to mock him. 

Could he truly call himself an Emperor when he was always on the run? When he allowed fear to dictate his actions?

He has always been pragmatic, aware of his limits, and quick to abandon a losing cause. This self-preservation saved him time and time again. Hol Horse knew that he wasn't cut out to be a hero, though he used to want to be. As a young boy in the orphanage, watching American Western films... he wanted to be the hero of his own story. So, the nagging feeling of being a perpetual underdog, of never standing up for himself, of always fleeing from the challenges before him, ate away at his sense of self-worth. The very power that should have elevated him to a position of authority and control had, in some cruel twist, reduced him to a state of perpetual evasion.

He couldn't help but wonder if, in the end, he was just a coward in the guise of an Emperor. 

So he drifted between small towns, keeping a low profile and taking on odd jobs to sustain himself. It was his way of staying off the radar, away from the prying eyes of those who might recognize him. For a while, this strategy seemed to be working.

However, as fate would have it, he found himself in a town with very few people and a steady stream of newcomers. The constant influx of strangers piqued his interest, though it made him somewhat uneasy. It was as if something was drawing people here, and Hol Horse couldn't shake the feeling that he might not be the only one seeking refuge in this remote place.

His suspicions were confirmed shortly after leaving Diane behind in that swanky hotel. Because, as he walked the streets in search of a shop that sold fine leather boots, he came face to face with a large, elderly man: Joseph Joestar, who seemed utterly lost and confused.

Now, they stand together, outside an inn, nestled in a quiet corner of town. 

"Oh, pardon me, young man," Joseph begins, squinting through his glasses. Though strength still lingers in his hunched figure, his senses appear to have deserted him. It's evident that he doesn't recognize Hol Horse, a revelation that leaves him with a peculiar blend of insult and relief.

Still, Joseph is known for his resourcefulness; the old man is as clever as they come. For a brief moment, he entertains the wild notion of dispatching Joseph right there in the street and making a quick getaway. Emperor, poised for action, twirls around his fingers with the weight of a paintbrush, but the idea is promptly discarded. Murdering an elderly man first thing in the morning doesn't align with his modus operandi, and it would undoubtedly invite unwelcome attention.

Instead, he chooses the safer path - sidestepping the old man to increase the distance between them.

But fate has other plans.

Just as he's about to make his exit, another figure appears before him.

At first glance, Hol Horse mistakes him for Jotaro Kujo, but upon closer scrutiny, it becomes apparent that this is an entirely different person, a leaner and seemingly less imposing teenager.

Hol Horse's eyes narrow as he sizes up the newcomer. His instincts are on high alert, signaling that something isn't quite right. He can't afford to underestimate anyone, especially now when he's striving to maintain a low profile and avoid drawing any undue attention to himself.

But Josuke is quick to spring into action, his instincts on high alert as he swiftly moves to shield Joseph from this stranger's unexpected presence.

The moment is charged with tension, and both sense that they're dealing with something far from ordinary.

Josuke's voice cuts through the silence, firm and resolute.

"I saw that," he declares, his eyes locked onto Hol Horse. "You're a Stand user, aren't you? Working for those Vampire freaks?" Crazy Diamond, manifests at his side, a symbol of strength and protection, his fists ready for whatever may come next.

Hol Horse, equally on edge, takes in Josuke's Stand and acknowledges the weight of the situation. 

"Easy there, kid," he says, his forced American drawl lending an odd calm to the situation. "I ain't got nothin' to do with Dio. I'm just passin' through."

" 'Passin' through,’ huh?" Josuke retorts, his tone dripping with skepticism. "You expect me to believe that? I didn’t say his name and you knew exactly who I was talking about. Start talking or I’ll beat the living shit out of you and then get you to talk anyway.” 

"I ain't with Dio, if that's what you're thinkin'," Hol Horse responds, his tone cautious but not hostile. He understands the value of diplomacy in this moment, knowing that a hasty confrontation might not end well for either party.

Josuke, however, isn't entirely convinced. He can't afford to let his guard down, not with Joseph's safety at stake. 

"So, what are you then? A kid party cowboy?" He glances at Hol Horse's distinctive attire, a hint of amusement dancing in his eyes.

Hol Horse doesn't take kindly to the taunt.

"Judging by that hairstyle, you ain't got no ground to talk about style." He retorts a hint of defiance in his voice. 

Hol Horse's remark strikes a nerve, igniting the young Stand user's temper. 

“What the hell did you just say about my hair?” His eyes lock on Hol Horse with a fiery intensity and the tension between them continues to mount. Hol Horse senses something unsettling beneath Josuke's exterior.

It's an aura of danger, an unpredictable volatility that suggests Josuke could lose control at any moment. This realization sends a chill down Hol Horse's spine, reminding him of the perils of tangling with Stand users.

Thinking quickly, Hol Horse decides that a diversion is his best chance at escape.

Regular people can't see Stands, so he shoots out a window on the opposite side of the street, creating a loud distraction. As glass shatters and onlookers react, he attempts to make a run for it.

But Josuke isn't so easily deterred. He commands Crazy Diamond to strike the sidewalk, reverting the asphalt back into a liquid state. Hol Horse finds himself immobilized, unable to flee. And worse, his beloved boots are ruined in the process.

He curses his ill-fated decision to come to England, blaming Boingo and his Stand for misleading him once again. 

“Shit…damn…fuck!” Hol Horse curses, straining to free himself from the wet cement. 

And as Hol Horse laments his ruined boots, Josuke approaches, his earlier rage replaced by a calculating demeanor. 

“You really aren’t one of them, are you?” Josuke finally speaks his voice cautious but willing to hear Hol Horse out. He reasons that one of Dio’s agents would have shot a civilian, Joseph, or even Josuke himself. With a thinly veiled rage still simmering beneath the surface, Josuke puts an arm around Hol Horse's shoulders and jerks him close, making it clear that the cowboy has yet to earn his trust completely.  

"Start talking. If you really aren’t with Dio, tell us everything you know about him and his plans. And remember, one wrong move, and you'll regret it."

Seizing the opportunity to negotiate his way out of this perilous situation, Hol Horse speaks earnestly. 

"Look," he begins, "I ain't Dio's agent anymore. I used to be but that was 10 years ago. I don't want any part in his plans, whatever they might be. The names Hol Horse, I can tell you everything I know about him, his Stand users, and where he might be headed next. All I ask is that you let me go. I'm just tryin' to survive here."

Josuke eyes Hol Horse warily; trust isn't something he grants easily, especially to a former ally of Dio. But Hol Horse continues, desperation creeping into his voice.

The cowboy takes a deep breath and begins to recount everything he knows about Dio's recent activities. His best guess was that the vampire is headed to Cape Canaveral. He knows he'll be there on the night of the new moon, but when Josuke presses him for more specifics, he admits he doesn't have concrete information about Dio's exact plans.

Josuke listens intently, his Stand still at the ready, but as the conversation continues, he senses that Hol Horse genuinely seems to want to leave his dark past behind.

"Think harder," Josuke urges him, frustration creeping into his voice. "There must be something you remember from back when you were Dio's agent. Anything he said or did that could give us a clue about what he's up to now."

Hol Horse furrows his brow, delving deep into the recesses of his memory. The events of a decade ago are hazy, blurred by time, sorrow, and fear. But then, a fragmented memory surfaces, a conversation he had with Terence D'Arby so many years ago. 

"I remember talkin' to Terence once," Hol Horse begins, "he had that weird Stand of his, the one with the video game. I asked him about its use, but it seemed too convoluted to be practical. He just sneered at me and said something about me not understanding Dio's grand purpose."

Josuke leans in, his expression serious. 

"What did he say exactly?"

Hol Horse struggles to recall the exact words. 

"He said, 'heaven requires a gatherin' of souls.' At the time, I thought it was a load of nonsense, but now... it still doesn't make much sense, but it's somethin'.'"

Josuke's mind races as he considers the strange puzzle laid out before him. 

" 'Heaven requires a gathering of souls,' " he repeats. Then, he remembers something you said when you confronted him and Jotaro at the Pendleton Estate, something cryptic yet significant: ‘Tell me, have you ever thought of heaven?’ 

The connection is tenuous, but it sends a shiver down his spine anyway. 

Josuke makes up his mind. Crazy Diamond punches the cement and it hardens once again. Hol Horse has no choice but to step out of his shoes as Josuke leads him into the inn. He calls for Joseph, who has been idly standing by, observing the commotion on the other side of the street. 

“Hey Mr. Joestar, let’s go back inside!” He gestures, and the old man follows.  "Now…Hol Horse, is it? You're going to help us stop Dio. You're going to do everything you can to make up for your past actions. And if you betray us or try anything funny, Crazy Diamond here will make sure you regret it."

“Hey, that ain’t part of the deal!” 

“What deal? I don’t remember agreeing to anything.” There’s a chill in the air as Josuke smiles, a smile that tells Hol Horse all he needs to know as Crazy Diamond hovers above them. 

He wonders if Boingo is laughing at him from somewhere across the ocean. 

Though...he always wondered what might have happened had he teamed up with the Joestar Group back then, if he joined them on their crusade. 

Perhaps this is his moment, the alliance that was always meant to be. 

He might have just found an unexpected ally in Josuke and a chance at redemption. 

Or maybe he just signed another death warrant. 

A gentle breeze rustles through the leaves, carrying the fragrant aroma of morning dew and the scent of freshly baked bread from a nearby bakery. 

With his arm still securely around Hol Horse's shoulders, Josuke leads him into the inn, where he introduces him to Okuyasu and Koichi. The two regard him with a mix of suspicion and curiosity.

Okuyasu, ever blunt, immediately voices his distrust, but even he can’t help but laugh at the sight of Hol Horse's bare feet. Hol Horse, in all his cowboy bravado, has no shoes to his name. 

"Look at this guy, Koichi! No shoes! What a loser!"

Koichi, though less openly disdainful, maintains a cautious distance from the former agent. It's Echoes ACT 3 that decides to express its feelings. The Stand begins to murmur derogatory names and insults at Hol Horse, his presence subtly but persistently adding to the palpable tension in the room.

Hol Horse's frustration simmers as he becomes the object of ridicule for a group of teenage boys. He clenches his fists in his pockets, determined to maintain his composure.

Deep down, he longs to uphold his title as Emperor, to prove that he isn't merely a coward fleeing from Dio's shadow. Despite the lingering fear, he knows he can't afford to show weakness, especially not in the presence of these youths. He's navigated the treacherous world of Stand users for too long to be bested by a group of high school students.

As Josuke contends with the challenge of settling Joseph, who perpetually seems on the verge of wandering off, a maelstrom of emotions churns within him. He's troubled by the situation and consumed by guilt over what has happened. Concern for Shizuka, left behind in Morioh with Rohan, adds to the weight on his shoulders. He wonders how she's coping, as Joseph has been like a father to her. He feels an immense responsibility to restore Joseph to his former state for her sake as well. 

With a determined shake of his head, Josuke focuses on the task at hand, securing more food and charging it to Joseph's credit card. He then turns to Hol Horse, ready to extract any valuable information he can.

"Alright, Hol Horse, tell them what you told me outside. And remember, nothing is too small or unimportant to mention."

Hol Horse begins to explain, once more, about what he knows of Dio’s plans: he informs them that Dio's former agents, including himself, underwent a form of rehabilitation. He discloses his role in providing the Speedwagon Foundation with the names and faces of the agents he knew. All of them were made aware of Dio's heinous deeds, although some adapted to rehabilitation more successfully than others.

He tells them about the doubts he harbors about Dio's intentions. He knew that the vampire wasn't truly considering forgiveness for those he deemed disloyal. There was something more to this grand scheme, something sinister that eluded Hol Horse's understanding. It was a puzzle with missing pieces, and he couldn't see the full picture. 

“Is there anyone you know, anyone you can think of that wasn’t rehabilitated?” Koichi interjected, suggesting a possible lead. Though Hol Horse, in the midst of lighting a cigarette, is interrupted as Josuke swiftly snatches it from his mouth.

“Don’t smoke around Mr. Joestar!” Josuke tells him, his voice stern and laced with genuine concern. 

With a sigh, Hol Horse gazes upward, his thoughts racing. 

"Vanilla Ice was never rehabilitated," he begins, his brow furrowing in deep thought. "No one even knew he was alive, and I reckon it wouldn't have worked on him anyway. He's always been more devoted to Mister—uh, to Dio than any of us. That's why he was Dio's right hand, and probably somethin' more."  His memory churns and he recalls a fleeting encounter. "And then there was that priest fellow. Only saw him once or twice, but he came to visit Dio in Egypt."

"We met that priest at the airport," Koichi recalls.

"And I met him at the Pendleton estate," Josuke adds. 

"That's two for two— the priest and Vanilla Ice," Josuke muses, but he doesn't stop there. "But what about his girlfriend?"

"His girlfriend?" Hol Horse raises an intrigued eyebrow.

"His wife? I don't know, but they clearly had something weird going on." Josuke frowns as he proceeds to describe your appearance, the formidable power of your Stand, and your peculiar connection to the Joestar family. 

"Can't say that rings any bells," Hol Horse responds. "But Dio had...he, well, he 'spent his time' with many ladies, though they didn't usually survive after the fact." Boys this age should know about that sort of thing, he thinks, "If he had a more steady girlfriend somewhere outside of Egypt, she never came to visit while I was there. He would leave sometimes to travel, maybe that’s when he saw her.”

The group falls quiet. With Josuke and Koichi deep in thought and Okuyasu attempting to appear as though he was.

Hol Horse leans forward, the gravity of the situation sinking in. 

"What about Jotaro?" he asks, He's known Jotaro Kujo to be one of the most formidable Stand users, someone who could potentially stand a chance against Dio. If anyone could defeat the vampires, it would be him. But then the room falls into a somber silence. Josuke's eyes darken, and he lets out a heavy sigh.

"Jotaro... he couldn't beat Dio," he admits, his voice carrying the weight of that defeat. "Both he and Polnareff were captured."

Hol Horse's eyes widen in shock. He knows firsthand just how strong Jotaro and Polnareff are. Their defeat at the hands of Dio and his goons is a chilling revelation, and he can't help but feel a shiver run down his spine.

As despair threatens to take hold of his thoughts, Hol Horse begins to wonder if this entire situation is hopeless. But then, he sees something in Josuke's eyes— a blazing determination that refuses to yield to despair. 

He leans back, his expression a mix of curiosity and dread.

"So, kid, what's the plan?"

Josuke leans in closer, his voice lowered as he speaks to Hol Horse.

 "Listen, I think I can lead us to the right place. Jotaro said we have some weird connection to Dio, and I can tell he’s still nearby like I can sense him somehow...And once we’re close, I have a way to locate Polnareff." He doesn't reveal the specifics of his plan just yet, still unsure of how much he can trust Hol Horse. Instead, he maintains a level of vagueness, enough to convey his intent but not enough to reveal his entire hand.

His eyes sweep across the room, landing on Koichi and Okuyasu.

"Mr. Joestar is in no position to fight," he continues, concern etched into his features. "We need to get that 'memory disk' or whatever it is from the Priest, free Jotaro and Polnareff. Then, and only then, do I think we'll have a fighting chance against Dio."

The gravity of their mission weighs on Josuke's shoulders, but he's determined to see it through. He looks back at Hol Horse, searching the man's eyes for any sign of agreement or understanding.

“We need every advantage we have, so our best bet is to get there at sunrise.” 

The odds may be stacked against them, but he can't afford to give up. He has, he hopes, a secret weapon. 

Meanwhile, as the newest generation of Crusaders plot, Dio stands before a grand mirror in admiration of himself. 

The room is bathed in the gentle, flickering glow of the fireplace, and it casts an otherworldly radiance upon his form.

The bed behind him is rumpled and unmade, the sheets and pillows tossed around haphazardly, as Vanilla Ice was more than happy to join him that afternoon,  to take the place in bed he originally offered you the night before.

But He’s deep in contemplation now;  his every thought focused on his grand ambitions, his ascension to heaven, no, his ascension over heaven.

His lips curl into a self-satisfied smile as he considers his carefully laid plans. He knows he has everything he needs now; it's simply a matter of waiting for the inevitable.

Dio wasn't entirely forthcoming when he claimed he let Josuke live because you requested it. No, he allowed the young Joestar to escape because he knew that gravity would draw the boy back to him. It's the fate of all Joestars to be pulled together like this, a cosmic inevitability.

Dio's smile widens his golden eyes gleaming with malevolent delight. He would not falter as his "other" self had. This time, he would attain everything he desired: dominion over the world, over heaven itself,  and mastery of fate. 

It’s sunset now, and as the sun dips below the horizon, the sky is set ablaze beyond his curtained window. And, as if on cue, the sound of your devoted followers rises above the sounds of the evening. 

They sing for you, their goddess, their paradise, their immortal deity cloaked in eternal darkness.

Though Dio's attention is drawn elsewhere, the subtle but undeniable tug at the birthmark near his shoulder.

He's certain it's Josuke, inching ever so closer to their fateful confrontation. A mischievous smile tugs at his lips, for he's been eagerly awaiting this moment.

With a flourish of his hand, Dio summons the power of Jonathan's Stand, and dark, purple vines coil around his arm as he selects a focal point—the mirror. It may lack the mystique of a crystal ball or the immediacy of a Polaroid camera, but it serves its purpose for divination just the same.

The spirit vines dip into the surface of the mirror and conjure up what Dio wants to see: 

Josuke, a determined glint in his eyes, moving with purpose. The corners of the mirror are clouded with darkness but Dio a wicked smile splits his face as he watches the boy's every step, knowing that their meeting is inevitable.

It's a chess game, and he's been waiting for this moment, for his checkmate.

Turning away from his reflection in the mirror, Dio steps out into the dark, echoing hall and tells a maid to change his bedsheets. 

Your chambers are on the other side of the hall, a room that mirrors his, yet he knows you aren't in there. When he brings you to the forefront of his mind, he can feel your unique gravitational pull, an irresistible force that tugs at the very core of his being. He follows this invisible thread, this connection that transcends space and time, leading him to the room he has claimed as his personal study.

Memories of a time when you were both still human flood his mind. Back then, you had made plans to become his personal secretary, and he envisioned many evenings spent just like this: finding you in his study after a long day. There would be work to do, papers to file, letters to write, and the room would be bathed in an almost sacred ambiance as he bent you over his desk to relieve his stress anyway. 

With that thought firmly planted in his mind, Dio uses The World to his advantage and time comes to a grinding halt, caught in the death grip of eternity. 

He pushes open the door, a gust of chilled air preceding him as he steps into the room. In the timeless stillness, he finds you within, your form captured in mid-motion, as if a painter skillfully rendered a portrait of your existence. 

The soft glow of a single candle flickers nearby, casting gentle shadows on your face. You look serene as if you've found solace in a forgotten corner of the mansion, away from the frantic adoration and devotion of your followers.

Dio approaches you, his gaze locked onto your face as if trying to understand what could have drawn you here. He reaches out a hand, his fingers inches away from your cheek, but he hesitates. Time may be paused, but this moment feels delicate. 

So, with a graceful gesture, Dio releases his control over time, allowing it to flow once more. Your gaze, once locked onto the book he left open the previous night, snaps to him.

 It's as if you had been plucked from a deep reverie, brought back to the present by some unseen force. Your eyes meet his, and for a brief moment, there's a flicker of surprise in your expression, one that is swiftly masked by your usual calm demeanor.

“Dio,” you greet, but Dio doesn't waste any time on pleasantries.  Instead, he steps closer to you, his presence exuding a magnetic force that draws you in.

The room seems to pulse with newfound energy as if the very air is charged with anticipation.

"You denied me last night only to turn up in my study to meet me? What a curious creature you are…”

“My study, Dio. This is my house and I’m free to go where I please."

Dio's lips curl into a sly smile as he leans in closer, his breath a tantalizing whisper against your ear. 

"Of course; It's your house indeed." His voice drips with honeyed charm, but beneath it lies the unmistakable tone of authority.

You can feel his cool fingers trailing along your jawline, sending shivers down your spine. It's a testament to his mastery over you, and how he can command your attention and desire with such ease.

"Yet," he continues, his voice low and seductive, "I do enjoy these private moments together. Am I wrong to assume you enjoy them as well?" Dio's gaze locks onto your lips, and he knows, as well as you do, what it is that you crave.

You meet his gaze with a mixture of longing and defiance. 

“You aren’t wrong. Though are you certain it's my company you wish to enjoy right now?" 

Dio's fingers, cold and slender, continue their gentle exploration along your jawline, his touch both maddening and tantalizing.

"Of course." 

His eyes, golden and knowing, bore into yours, searching for the answers to questions that linger in the air like forbidden fruit.

"How do you feel?" he purrs. "Have your greater powers returned to you, or do you still find yourself in need of my... assistance?"

Your irritation simmers just below the surface, but you manage to maintain your composure. You take a slow breath before responding.

"Unfortunately, Dio, my powers still elude me," you admit, a hint of frustration slipping into your voice. "I can feel them, everything I'm supposed to be capable of, but it's all just out of reach. It's... inconvenient."

Dio chuckles softly, and his voice drops to a seductive murmur.

"Inconvenient, you say?"  Dio's lips curl into a self-satisfied smirk, and he leans in even closer, his breath ghosting over your skin. "Ah, my dear, you truly are helpless without me, aren't you?"

You resist the urge to roll your eyes, refusing to give him the satisfaction of seeing how his words burrow under your skin. Instead, you shoot him a withering glare, though it does little to deter him.

"This isn't a permanent state, Dio. My abilities will return, with or without your... assistance."

"Oh, I have no doubt they will.”  He continues, his tone dripping with condescension. "But until then, I'm here to help you, as always. After all, what are partners for?"

Partners. The word hangs in the air, heavy with unspoken implications.

Dio's teasing continues, his fingers tracing your neck as he leans in, his gaze unwavering. You finally summon the resolve to brush his hand away, earning a chuckle from him in response. His amusement is infuriating. 

"Partners?" you question, "Is that what you think we are?"

Dio's smile widens, a cat-like expression of amusement. 

"Of course," he goads you, his golden gaze eyes never leaving yours. “Partners, friends, lovers… at many times all three at once.” His expression is subtle, a shadow of a smile that betrays nothing but holds the promise of everything. 

It's a dangerous game he's playing, one you've danced before, and each step leaves you both closer and further apart.

"Dio," you begin, your voice trembling slightly despite your best efforts to sound composed, "What do you want from me?”

"It’s you who requires something from me. As I said, I’m merely here to offer my aid.” 

“And as I said, this is only a temporary state. I refuse to broker any more deals with you.”

“You may wish to rethink that; your precious Josuke is on his way here as we speak. Wouldn’t you prefer to be in top shape to meet him? Though if you’d rather not…” He begins to pull away.

"Josuke?" 

 You can feel the urgency building, the seconds ticking away, and the need for your powers to return gnaws at you like a relentless hunger. Dio, as always, has a way of making you feel cornered, as if you're playing a game with rules only he understands.

"What do you want this time?" you finally relent, your voice laced with frustration.

Dio's eyes lock onto yours, his expression inscrutable.

"Is it so difficult to believe I'd offer you a simple kindness?"

You scoff. 

"Nothing's ever simple with you."

Dio's laughter ripples through the room like a dark melody. His sharp gaze fixates on you, a mixture of amusement and something more enigmatic dancing within them.

"Ah," he murmurs, his voice like velvet, "you wound me with your suspicions. Perhaps I've changed."

"Have you?"

He hums in response. 

"Here's my offer," Dio continues, his tone taking on a business-like quality. "I'll allow you to consume my blood once more to expedite the return of your powers. But when the Joestars and their merry band of misfits arrive here, I can't have you killing him."

You bristle at the thought. 

"Don't give me that look," Dio says, preempting your response. "I'm well aware that he's your 'favorite,' but I need him alive. Don’t think I’m not as eager to spill the blood of Jotaro…"

"Dio..." you begin, a warning edge in your voice, but he silences you with a gesture.

“I promise it will all be worth it…” Dio's grand design looms in the shadows, a sinister plan that hinges on the sacrifices he envisions.

So he clenches his fist and allows his nails to pierce his flesh. His blood pools into the palm of his hand.  And as the blood pours, your hunger stirs. 

“Do we have a deal, my friend?” 

“...Fine. We have a deal.”

| Next

[giogio-gucci-gangstar]

Bonding Time with Dr Phil

DIO takes Hol Horse and Vanilla Ice to therapy.

Thx @iggybestdoggo for the absolutley CURSED reccomendations

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hol Horse and Vanilla Ice had been instructed to drive DIO into a recording studio in Cairo. Neither particularly knew why, but DIO had insisted it would be a bonding experience.

When they finally arrived, Enyaba greeted them, telling DIO that everything had been set up and “he was ready.” Hol Horse wasn’t entirely sure what that meant, but most of the time he wasn’t sure what DIO meant so he went along anyways.

“Master DIO, May I ask why we are here?” Vanilla Ice was equally as confused as Hol Horse.

“I have arranged a meeting with the great Dr. Phil from the color box I had installed in my room. He helps people deal with issues like ours.” DIO explained as if that was a sufficient answer.

“Other people want to kill the Joestars?” Hol scrunched up his face, worrying that they would have to go up against more stand users.

“Mm not particularly. More of an issue with ‘partnership’.” DIO responded vaguely.

Oh shit, Hol Horse thought you himself, DIO didn’t have the best skills in matchmaking when it came to Hol’s previous partners...

The trio entered the studio only to find an empty audience but a rotund man tied to a chair in the center.

“Phil, I am sure Enyaba has filled you in on our... little predicament?” DIO was towering over the man who was visibly sweating through his tacky clothes.

“Uh. Yes sir. But I’m afraid I can’t work with hookers. Against studio policy.” Dr. Phil tried explain.

“There are no ‘hookers’ here,” DIO sneered down at the man.

“Well. I’m afraid that one over there in the leotard needs to cover up his ass cheeks or we won’t be able to get anything accomplished.”

“Hmm I suppose you’re right they are quite distracting. Vanilla Ice put one some tights.”

“Yes master.” Vanilla Ice scurried off trying to find sake thing suitable.

“Actually Vanilla-“ Hol started, but was interrupted by DIO, “No no, you’ll be staying here.”

“Well,” DIO sat down and crossed his legs, “let’s start things shall we?”

“I don’t know what you’re trying to start but-“

“SILENCE” DIO screamed at Dr Phil, turning instead to Hol Horse.

“Darling Hol, do you like being eaten?” DIO nearly whispered, leaning into Hol’s seat.

“Uh sir, I think if I had been eaten I wouldn’t be sitting here.” Hol stuttered.

“Ohh, so you wouldn’t even be able to sit let alone walk if you had? Isn’t that delightful.” DIO purred.

“I mean sir I feel like that’s kind of a life or death sort of-“

“Oh it’s that significant for you is it?” DIO was practically frothing at the mouth when Vanilla Ice jogged back in, dressed like he had just finished Jazzercise.

Dr. Phil looked between the three gentleman skeptically, “So you three are-“

“Partners. We’re partners.” DIO declared looping one arm around Hol and the other around Vanilla.

“Uh. Okay whatever you say yellow man-“

“HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS YOU INSIGNIFCANT PEASANT-“

“I think you lot need to calm the fuck down. And to find some god.“ Dr Phil was going to say something pithy about thier outfits and male strippers but DIO was getting just a smidge infuriated.

“Phil. I am the closest thing to god you will ever see. And if you don’t want to spend an eternity under my thumb I suggest you get on with it.” DIO snarled close to the porky man’s ear.

“Uh alright then. Uh Sir. Um what exactly brings you into me today?” Dr Phil stuttered as the sudden reality of his situation hit. Sure he had had some really weird people in his show, and of course he had dealt with egomaniacs, people with god complexes, and the occasional BDSM tie up. But never all three at the same time. And certainly not with a giant beefcake of a man with two whorish lackeys.

“Simple. Ibe brought you two here because I want a threesome.” DIO stated, as if it was the only logical conclusion to this scenario.

Vanilla Ice hurled himself out of his chair and at DIO, “WHAT am I suddenly not ENOUGH for you? I bleached MY ASSHOLE for you!”

“And it was delicious,” DIO patted Vanilla Ice’s head, “but I desire more...” And with that open ended statement he threw a lustful look at Hol Horse.

“Oh... OHHHH!” Hol finally caught on to what DIO was saying. He stood up slowly and walked over to DIO.

He leaned in close to whisper in his ear, “I didn’t really peg this piggy over here to be your style, but go at it. I won’t stop you guys!” Hol threw a wink to a stupefied DIO and a disgusted Vanilla Ice before strolling out.

[crybaby-writings]

referring to dio as 'bestie' and alternatively referring to pucci as 'worstie' - but only because dio has asked me to stop calling him a 'pathetic excuse for a soggy croissant'.

hol horse is refered to only by 'cowboy' and nothing more. vanilla ice is refered to as brian.

[jojo-therapist]

- DIO, “Nobody Left”

Session requested by @adarksoul098, who writes “Pls can you do dio part 3 therapy sessions”! Why yes, I can! 

There are a lot of issues I could have chosen to focus on, but many of them carry over between parts 1 and 3, so I focused on an issue that is primarily seen in part 3 far more than it is seen in part 1, which is the loss of his agents (who, let’s be real, are his only friends). 

Check out the sessions masterlist! 

As a quick reminder, here are the fates of each of the agents in part 3 that will be referenced in this session: 

Gray Fly - (D) Brain hemorrhage due to the destruction of his stand 

Impostor Captain Tennille - (D) Drowned after his stand’s head was pierced by Star Platinum 

Devo - (D) Impaled to death by Jean Pierre Polnareff’s Silver Chariot 

Rubber Soul - (R) Beaten by Star Platinum 

J. Geil - (D) Stabbed to death by Jean Pierre Polnareff’s Silver Chariot 

Nena - (D) Internal hemorrhaging via destruction of her stand 

Wheel of Fortune/ZZ - (R) chained to a rock and left to starve to death 

Enya Geil - (D) assassinated by Steely Dan via the flesh bud implanted in her head 

Steely Dan - (R) Slammed into a nearby building 

High Priestess/Midler - (R) Teeth knocked out and left unconscious and convulsing on a beach 

N’Doul - (D) Committed suicide via the use of his Stand, Geb 

Mariah - (R) Every bone in her body crushed. Potentially dead (Never stated) 

Daniel J D’arby - (R) driven to hysteria 

Hol Horse - (R) shot in the head by his own stand, missed his skull 

Terence T D’arby - (R) beaten by Jotaro Kujo’s Star Platinum 

Vanilla Ice - (D) disintegrated by the sun due to him becoming a vampire.  

DISCLAIMER: I am not a licensed therapist and this account is for fun and for the purposes of seeing the characters we love get therapy. If you feel you suffer from any issues stated in these sessions, please get help. 

TRIGGER WARNING: Suicide, sex, death, mental illness 

DIO: I would prefer it if we could get this over with quickly, you know. I have far better things that we could be doing with our time. 

Therapist: I suppose that is the closest thing to a “hello” that I’m going to get from you, DIO? 

DIO: Are you going to dawdle on, Therapist? 

Therapist: Then I suppose I will have to cut to the chase. DIO, are you aware that your… colleagues-

DIO: Agents. 

Therapist: I beg your pardon? 

DIO: They are my agents, they work for me. “Colleagues” is hardly the way to put it. They are my agents, they worship me and love me as if I were God. 

Therapist: Funny. 

DIO: How so? 

Therapist: Are you aware of the various injuries they have received over the course of working with you? 

DIO: What do you mean, Therapist? 

Therapist: Two passing away from internal hemorrhaging, one drowned, several severely beaten and one dying from the injuries, several being stabbed or impaled to death, one assassinated by another one of your “agents”, one ending his life, one disintegrating, one being left to starve, one slammed into a building, one having her teeth knocked out while another had every bone in her body crushed, one driven to hysteria, and one shot in the head but miraculously surviving. A few abandoned you but I am legally required not to disclose who they are nor their whereabouts. 

DIO: You have notes on all of them? 

Therapist: Yes I do, DIO. Now, please answer the question, are you aware of each of them? 

DIO: Some of them were more like… lovers to me. Some like family. Some I felt I had to control because I feared they would turn against me. All of them were so willing to go to their ends for me, and I am forever grateful for that. I am forever grateful for the love I received from each and every one of them. A shame that some will never know. 

Therapist: Why did you feel that they would leave or turn against you if they weren’t under your control? 

DIO: Those in my life who were out of my control always ended up hurting me in the end. 

Therapist: Would your father be one of those people who hurt you? 

DIO: How would you know about that? 

Therapist: Next to your name, where we asked you to write your last name, it appears as though you began to write something down but it appears that you covered it up with more pen. By normal naming conventions, you would have taken your father’s last name.  DIO Bran-

DIO: I abandoned that name long ago. 

Therapist: Why? 

DIO: That is unimportant. 

Therapist: So would he happen to be the reason why you no longer feel safe unless you are controlling the people who scare you? 

DIO: Nothing scares me, I am the perfect being. 

Therapist: DIO, darling, if nothing scared you, then why would you have to control the things around you? 

DIO: I… 

Therapist: I’m not doubting your strength, DIO. I am not doubting that you are a powerful person in the slightest, I think that you are quite strong, in fact. The simple fact of the matter is that you seem afraid of the people around you leaving you or hurting you if you do not control them. 

DIO: Some of them follow me because they love me. 

Therapist: I’m sure they do, DIO. Do you ever miss them? 

DIO: I am the embodiment of perfection, they followed me because they love me. Some, I loved back. Some were sexual partners while others were… more than that. 

Therapist: Would you care to elaborate? 

DIO: No. I would not like to. 

Therapist: I will have to save that for another session, then. 

DIO: Another session? It is already ending? 

Therapist: No, DIO. We have much more to talk about, but I would like to focus on this one topic for right now. I assume we will be having many more sessions together. 

DIO: Ah, alright. I see what you mean now, Therapist. You have quite the effect on people who are down on their luck. 

Therapist: We can talk about me another time. DIO, I want you to stop with all of that “perfection” talk. It’s alright to not be perfect when you are in here. 

DIO: Why would I lie and say that I wasn’t? 

Therapist: Choose your words carefully. 

DIO: I wish for you to be truthful with me, Therapist. 

Therapist: If you were truly as perfect as you say you are, you wouldn’t need to find outside influences to control people. They would follow you willingly, without a second thought. 

DIO: The ones willing to die for me, was it my fault? 

Therapist: I’m not sure about that, DIO. Frankly, in the end, they made the choice to be ready to die for you. The fault truly lands on no one. Death is a fate that must come to us all, in one way or another, whether mortal or immortal. 

DIO: Death doesn’t come for the immortal, and I, DIO, am immortal. You know nothing of immortality, Therapist. 

Therapist: Death comes to the immortal, DIO. Death will take the ones we hold dear until we are left with none but ourselves. How will we spend immortality if it is constantly spent watching the ones we hold closest pass away? 

DIO: You have never lost anyone you loved as much as I loved them, you wouldn’t understand. 

Therapist: We aren’t here to talk about me, DIO. We are here to talk about you. Continuously, you have dodged the question. Do you miss your agents? 

DIO: Friends. Lovers. Partners. Mine. 

Therapist: Do you miss them? 

DIO: More than anything. 

Therapist: If you could go to them right now and say anything, what would you say? 

DIO: There are too many different words I wish to say to each of them. 

Therapist: The ones that come to your mind. 

DIO: N’Doul, I loved you as well, far more than you know. Your faith in me to give you a new chance was something I cherished, and I wish you hadn’t gone so fast. I would have loved to see you once again. Mariah and Midler, your love for me to the point of your irreparable injuries is what will convince me to fight far past the point of which I am physically able, but your love has always helped me… push forward, so to speak. Vanilla Ice, your willingness to go so far as to die twice for me will live in my heart forever. Enya… Enya… 

Therapist: Take your time, DIO. 

DIO: Enya, you were like the mother that I missed so dearly. I am so deeply… sorry… that you had to pay the ultimate price with the flesh bud that I implanted in your head. It was the easiest way for me to ensure that you wouldn’t be able to leave me as she did, those many years ago. 

Therapist: I applaud you for saying those things. It can be very difficult. 

DIO: I must live the rest of eternity without those who loved me the most. There is nobody left. 

Therapist: That isn’t true, DIO. Midler is sure to make a quick recovery from her injuries. Mariah, she is currently in an unstable condition, but they are working around the clock to make sure that she is alright. Terence is expected to make a full recovery as well. You have people on your side, DIO. There will always be somebody left. 

DIO: With what they suffered for me, they won’t be coming back. 

Therapist: Well, DIO, you know I will always be here. I abandon no one, not even if they have done the worst of things. I stay because I want to, and no matter what happens, I will stay with you. Alright? 

DIO: Alright. 

Therapist: It has been a lovely session with you, DIO. Hopefully, I shall see you again. 

DIO: I will see you soon. 

Therapist: Remember not to blame yourself, okay? Ultimately, the choice to be willing to die for you was theirs and theirs alone. 

DIO: Thank you, Therapist. 

-end of session- 

[ur-mr-perfectly-fine]

So, since I'm bored and I have like 3000 Agents of DIO headcanons, I'm posting them, but a good amount of them include my ships :)

(I have an entire au where some of the Agents help the Crusaders take down DIO, so that's what these kind fit in with)

Mariah and Oingo are best friends, and spend their time bullying everyone else (mostly Terence and Hol Horse) for no reason.

Midler is essentially the mom friend, and takes care of Boingo (even though he's perfectly capable of opening his own fruit snacks), and insists on cooking all the time.

Terence turns his lame gaming basement into the ideal gamer cave and there's a sign on the door that reads, "Gamers only (no girls allowed)". The only people Terence lets in there are Boingo (bc he likes watching Terence play Minecraft and sometimes gets to play Stardew Valley) and Vanilla Ice.

The only things Terence eats are Cool Ranch Doritos, Pink Lemonade PopTarts, espresso flavored ice cream, and Mountain Dew Voltage (sometimes mixed together in a large Kona Ice cup), and he has two refrigerators just for his soda and ice cream bc it wouldn't all fit in the kitchen upstairs. Most of the time, when Midler goes shopping, she refuses to buy Terence's stuff bc "he needs to break his unhealthy habits", so VI goes and buys the snacks, bc he definitely doesn't have a crush on Terence...

Terence listens to girl in red, Mother Mother, and Kikuo. (his favorite songs, however, are Minecraft parody songs)

As soon as any of the Agents come out, Milder buys them as much pride stuff as possible. (When Terence came out, Midler bought him a shirt that said "Born this Gay".)

Mariah's favorite movie is Mean Girls, and the house has watched it at least 24 times before DIO was defeated. Terence refuses to admit it, but it's his favorite movie, too.

N'doul likes to sit on Hol Horse's lap. He will actively move from where he is if Hol Horse enters a room to sit with him.

Everyone is sick of N'doul insisting that he doesn't like Hol Horse. Mariah and Rubber Soul have made their goal to get the two of them together (they're doing an awful job).

After N'doul attempted to kill himself after his fight with the Crusaders, he was sent to a hospital and the Speedwagon Foundation helped him. It turns out that N'doul damaged the part of his brain that helps with balance, so he has trouble walking (this is the basis of a Hol Horse x N'doul fic I'm writing).

Chaka survives (bc I love him) and keeps Anubis in a locked case in his room. He starts working at a cafe near the mansion (Oingo's favorite place, coincidentally), but since Anubis is more than just the sword, he'll appear behind Chaka at work. Anubis generally shows up when Oingo and Chaka are talking while Chaka's on his lunch break, and just makes comments on how bad they both are a flirting. Some of his lines are:

"My god, you two are awful at this!"

"Just go on a date already and save me agony!"

"Chaka thinks you're cute. I read it in his diary." (to which Chaka responds with an exaggerated gasp)

"He also said he likes your dumb hat."

"Hey, Oingo! How bout you spend the night in our room tonight? You can even sleep in Chaka's be-" *Chaka smacks Anubis on the head with a rolled up newspaper* (I'm aware that's not physically possible to hit Anubis, leave me alone lol)

Most of the Agents got banned from the kitchen for doing something stupid, and there's a list in the dining room of who's not allowed to use the kitchen all. Essentially the only people who aren't banned are Midler, Chaka, N'doul, Vanilla Ice, and Boingo (I might post who's banned and why).

Daniel isn't allowed to use Osiris in the house because he lost a game of Uno that he'd bet on to Steely Dan, took his soul, and dropped it into the kitchen sink. Thankfully, Geb was able to retrieve it, and Midler grounded Daniel until he let Steely Dan go.

N'doul once mentioned that he hates the smell of cigarettes and because of that, Hol Horse tried to start smoking less.

Sometimes, the Agents decide to have a 'night in', and the only people who don't drink at all are Midler and Oingo.

Hol Horse grew up in Italy, though he isn't Italian and wasn't born there.

That's all for right now, I might post some more later, if anyone is interested :)

[surpriserose]

Sorry to ask for this but d*opucci and whatever Hermes x jotaro is

OuuughghhhhggghhgGGGGGhhhhhHHHHHHHh

Okay lets get diopucci out of the way first christ

Honestly what even is there to say like? Its so gross? Pucci was 15 when he met dio how the fuck do you not get to that part and go ljke oh..this is gross. Like diopucci is especially because like its so prevalent? Like how many times have you heard casual dios boyfriend jokes or gay priest and gay vampire shit from reddit bros to the point where people think its canon??? And its not??? At all?? Theyre just friends and maybe not even that depending on if you think dio can form an actual genuine connection LIKE

Plus everyone diopucci shipper makes pucci nothing but dios little sidekick when hes not like that AT ALL dios a mentor figure for him puccis doing HIS OWN THING just with what dio left behind rly the only thing hes doing for dio is trying to get jolyne and jotaro out of the way and he didnt even rly aim to do that for awhile like he was fine letting jolyne just rot.

And if youre in it so dios canonically bi like go make him bi and not gross with a better ship vanilla ice and hol horse are right there and theyre way more fun and stupid <3 like idk if you ship diopucci die <3

As a lesbian hermes enjoyer my problem is not anyone whos got like bi Hermes headcanons like we are besties in appreciating hermes and if you want to ship her with a man go ahead...but not fucking jotaro thats JOTARO??? The both gay and ace king who cant do anything right to save his life????? With hermes???????? When jolyne and ff are RIGHT THERE??? hell even hermes and just anasui makes more sense LIKE????? that's her besties DAD??? the age gap the implications the UGH the EVERYTHING thats not hermes shes not going to do that wtf

[abbacchiosbelt]

🌟 Abbacchiosbelt Masterlist - 2020 🌟

An updated masterlist of all my works on this blog. Hopefully, I didn’t miss anything! ♥

Under the cut for length!

All Writing 📝

AO3 Archive [A majority of my works on AO3 have been archived on this blog, though not all of them are. If you’d like to check out my AO3, here’s the link!]

BY CHARACTER [Fics, Headcanons, Ask Prompt Responses]

Part 1 - Phantom Blood ☀️

Jonathan Joestar

Speedwagon

George Joestar 1st

Part 2 - Battle Tendency 🧣

Joseph Joestar

Caesar Zeppeli

Kars

Lisa Lisa

Wamuu

Esidisi

Santana

Part 3 - Stardust Crusaders 🔪

Polnareff

Avdol

Dio Brando

Noriaki Kakyoin

Part 4 - Diamond Is Unbreakable 💎

Rohan Kishibe

Jotaro Kujo

Yoshikage Kira

Mikitaka

Tomoko Higashikata

Josuke Higashikata

Okuyasu Nijumura

Yukako Yamagishi

Part 5 - Vento Aureo 🐞

Bruno’s Gang

Bruno Buccellati

Leone Abbacchio

Giorno Giovanna

Guido Mista

Narancia Ghirga

Pannacotta Fugo

Trish Una

La Squadra

Risotto Nero

Prosciutto

Melone

Ghiaccio

Pesci

Illuso

Formaggio

Sorbet

Gelato

Unita Special

Squalo

Tiziano

Cioccolata

Secco

Diavolo

Doppio

Part 6 - Stone Ocean 🕸️

Jolyne Kujo

Hermes Costello

Weather Report

Narciso Anasui

Part 7 - Steel Ball Run 🏇

Johhny Joestar

Diego Brando

Gyro Zeppeli

Hot Pants

Funny Valentine

Part 8 - Jojolion ⚓

Josuke Higashikata 8 (Gappy)

Yasuho Hirose

Confession Session ❤️

Phantom Blood ☀️

Jonathan Joestar

Speedwagon

Erina Pendleton

William Zeppeli

Battle Tendency 🧣

Joseph Joestar

Caesar Zeppeli

Lisa Lisa

Kars

Esidisi

Wamuu

Santana

The Pillarmen

Stardust Crusaders 🔪

Polnareff

DIO

Avdol

Daniel D’arby

Terence / Telence D’arby

Mariah Confession

Vanilla Ice

N’Doul

Hol Horse

The World

Star Platinum

Silver Chariot

Hierophant Green

Magician’s Red

Diamond Is Unbreakable 💎

Rohan

Jotaro

Josuke

Okuyasu

Tomoko

Mikitaka

Yoshikage Kira

Killer Queen

Vento Aureo 🐞

Bruno

Sticky Fingers

Abbacchio

Moody Blues

Narancia

Giorno

Gold Experience

Mista

Sex Pistols

Fugo

Purple Haze

Trish

Bucci Gang / Bruno’s Gang

La Squadra

Melone

Prosciutto

Risotto

Illuso

Pesci

Doppio

Diavolo

King Crimson

Cioccolata

Secco

Squalo & Tiziano

Part 6 - Stone Ocean 🕸️

Jolyne Kujo

Hermes Costello

Foo Fighters

Weather Report

Narciso Anasui

Steel Ball Run 🏇

Diego Brando

Johnny Joestar

Gyro Zeppeli

Hot Pants

Funny Valentine

Jojolion ⚓

Gappy (Josuke Higashikata 8)

Yasuho Hirose

Jobin Higashikata

WRITING PROMPTS & OTHER🖋️

Fluff Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Ask Prompt

Yandere Prompt

JJBA Headcanons

Mini Fic Headcanons

Fluff

Not SFW

Valentine’s Day 2020

Monster AU

General AUs

COMMISSIONED WORKS 🌻

Unwrap Me, Baby | Joseph x F!Reader [NSFW]

Portraits of Home | Family AU - Jonathan, OC Elisa Joestar, and Dio [SFW]

Still Breathing | Cioccolata x F!Reader ! Please read the tags ! [NSFW]

Your Hand In Mine | Kira x F!Reader [NSFW]

See You Again | Prosciutto x F!Reader (Shae ☻) [NSFW]

Stay And Love Me | Bruno x F!Reader x Abbacchio [NSFW]

Easy To Please | Joseph (Part 3) x F!Reader [NSFW]

Sweet Spot | OC x Risotto [NSFW]

Happy To Say | Abbacchio x F!Reader [NSFW]

Lights Out | Mista x Reader [NSFW[

In Care Of | Proscitutto x F!Reader x Risotto [NSFW]

JJBA FIC MASTERLIST 💌

Give In | Dio Brando x M!Reader [NSFW]

Paradise Isn’t Far | Guido Mista x F!Reader [NSFW]

Stolen | Diavolo!Bruno x F!Reader [NSFW]

Always Forever | Bruno x F!Reader x Abbacchio [NSFW]

Hold My Love | Diavolo x Doppio [NSFW]

Disregard | Prosciutto x F!Reader [NSFW]

Anything For You | Prosciutto x F!Reader [NSFW]

Just Like That | Prosciutto x F!Reader x Melone  [NSFW]

Full | Risotto x F!Reader [NSFW]

Need | Risotto Nero (Solo, F!Reader S/O) [NSFW]

Drift to Me | Jotaro Kujo x F!Reader [NSFW]

Reckless | Tiziano x F!Reader x Squalo [NSFW]

Purple Breeze | Merman AU w/Jotaro & Star Platinum [SFW]

Violent Intimacy | Cioccolata x F!Reader x Secco [NSFW]

Unfinished Business | La Squadra and Cioccolata [NSFW]

Human Nature | Mikitaka x Reader [SFW]

Amore Carino | Doppio x F!Reader [NSFW]

When I’m With You | Jotaro x Reader [SFW]

Moonlight | Abbacchio x F!Reader [NSFW]

Show Off | Prosciutto x F!Reader [SUGGESTIVE]

Control Yourself | Sorbet x F!Reader x Gelato [NSFW]

Lovely Beings | Kars x Reader [NSFW]

I Want It All | Doppio x F!Reader [NSFW]

Feels Right | Abbacchio x Reader [SFW]

Bomb Pop | Polpo x Reader [NSFW]

Process | Melone & GN!Reader [SFW]

Lucky You | Bruno x GN!Reader [SUGGESTIVE]

Midnight Snack | Gyro x GN!Reader x Johnny [SFW]

Ride With Us | Gyro x F!Reader x Johnny [NSFW]

Hold That Pose | Jonathan x F!Reader x Dio [NSFW]

Try | Guido Mista x GN!Reader [NSFW]

As We Believed | Merman!Risotto Nero x GN!Reader [NSFW]

Say You Will | Siren!Abbacchio x GN! Reader [NSFW]

Morning Surprise | Johnny x F!Reader x Gyro [SFW]

Tomorrow Is Safe | Naga!Doppio x F!Reader [NSFW]

Teacher’s Pet | Professor!Diavolo x F!Reader [NSFW]

Il Mio | Cioccolata x GN!Reader [NSFW]

Coming Untouched | Melone x F!Reader [NSFW]

Soft | Jotaro Kujo x GN!Reader [SFW]

Prompt Responses 💌 

“Hold my hand tight. I’ll protect you.” - Leone Abbacchio x GN!Reader [SFW]

“I was wondering how long you were going to keep making out like that until you realized you weren’t alone.” - Leone Abbacchio x GN!Reader [SUGGESTIVE]

“Were you just touching yourself?”  - Funny Valentine x GN!Reader [NSFW]

“Try to stay quiet for me. Can you do that?” - Devo the Cursed x GN!Reader [NSFW, YANDERE]

“When do you think help will come?” “Not for a while, I guess we’re stranded here alone for the time being.” - Pannacotta Fugo x GN!Reader [SFW]

“I’m in love with you.” - Diavolo x GN!Reader [SFW]

"I'll keep you warm. Hold me closer!” - Gappy x GN!Reader [SFW]

“Spread your legs. I want to feel how turned on I made you.” - Diego Brando x F!Reader [NSFW]

Do you want to continue this in the shower?” + “Harder, Deeper…” - Weather Report x F!Reader [NSFW]

“Are you my secret admirer, the one that’s been sending me all the flowers and notes?” - Ghiaccio x GN!Reader [SFW]

"Say my name" and "I love hearing you moan" - Guido Mista x GN!Reader [NSFW]

“Bite me,” “Where?” - Dio Brando x GN!Reader [SUGGESTIVE]

“Does this kiss tickle~? Haha. Why are you laughing so much?” - Jonathan Joestar x GN!Reader [SUGGESTIVE]

“I want to hear you beg for it.” - Diego Brando x F!Reader [NSFW]

“Your nipples are so sensitive today.” - Prosciutto x GN!Reader [NSFW]

“I want to kiss every inch of your body before I fuck you.” - Kars x GN!Reader [NSFW]

“You’re my perfect match.” - Bruno Buccellati x GN!Reader [SFW]

“So, do you want your underwear back?” - Melone x GN!Reader [SUGGESTIVE, YANDERE]

“I hate the way they look at you... so fucking much.” - Joseph Joestar x GN!Reader [NSFW, YANDERE]

“I could fucking kill you right now, you know that?” - Yoshikage Kira x AFAB!Reader [NSFW, YANDERE]

“I’ll do whatever the fuck I want to you.” - Leone Abbacchio x GN!Reader [NSFW, YANDERE]

“I wish you would just me have you.” - Risotto Nero x GN!Reader [SFW, YANDERE]

“Just give into me, love.” - Formaggio x F!Reader [NSFW, YANDERE]

“Don’t worry my love, I’ll protect you.” - Steely Dan x GN!Reader [SFW, YANDERE]

“You’ve been so good to me lately, pet. Don’t make me punish you.” - Dio Brando x F!Reader [NSFW, YANDERE]

Mystic Messenger

mysmes.txt

MysMes Fics 💌

Finally Yours | F!Reader x Jumin x Zen x Yoosung x 707 [NSFW]

In Your Hands | F!Reader x 707 x Yoosung [NSFW]

Boku no Hero Academia

bnha.txt

BnHA Confession

BnHA Fics 💌

Chapter 1 [NSFW]

Chapter 2 [NSFW]

Chapter 3 [NSFW]

Fire Emblem: Three Houses

Fire Emblem: Fates

Fire Emblem General Tag

fe.txt

fe3h.txt

Fire Emblem Confession

FE Fics 💌

Chapter 2 

Prompt Responses 💌

“You’re so cute when you’re struggling.” - Hubert von Vestra x GN!Reader  [SFW, YANDERE]

“I’ll consider kissing you if you beat me.” - Edelgard von Hresvelg x GN!Reader [SFW]

“…Do we always end up on top of each other?” - Lorenz Hellman Gloucester x GN!Reader [SFW]

"You're really red right now." - Sylvain Jose Gautier x GN!Reader [SFW]

"[pins __ to floor]” / “[pins __ to wall]��? - Sylvain Jose Gautier x GN!Reader [SUGGESTIVE]

“You’re…really close right now.”  - Ferdinand von Aegir x GN!Reader [SFW]

Hunter x Hunter

hxh.txt

HxH Confession

HxH Fics 💌

Complex Flavor | Hisoka x F!Reader [NSFW]

Prompt Responses 💌

“The world doesn’t deserve an angel like you.” - Knuckle Bine x GN!Reader [SFW, YANDERE]

btd.txt

Boyfriend to Death

BtD Fics 💌

A Reason to Stay - Ren Hana x GN!Reader [SUGGESTIVE, YANDERE]

The Fox and the Bunny - Ren Hana x F!Reader [NSFW, YANDERE]

klk.txt

KLK Confession

Kill la Kill

arcana.txt

The Arcana

The Arcana Confession

Prompt Responses 💌

“I want to tell you I love you until my throat bleeds.” - Julian Devorak x GN!Reader [SUGGESTIVE, YANDERE]

“You’re such a pretty little thing tied up like that, baby.”  - Asra Alnazar x GN!Reader [NSFW, YANDERE]

[chadprez]

part 3 jojo for the fandom ask -✨anon

The first character I first fell in love with: Holy..

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Avdol

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: The D’arby brothers (they’re cool, just not my favorites) and Vanilla Ice

The character I love that everyone else hates: Hol Horse? (but I don’t think he gets that much hate so idk—)

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Mariah

The character I would totally smooch: Avdol

The character I’d want to be like: Dio or Kakyoin

The character I’d slap: Dio

A pairing that I love: Avpol

A pairing that I despise: Jotaro x Dio and Joseph x Jotaro IM—

[fortune-fool02]

Love for a Doll

Dio Brando x female reader

Requested by: anonymous

Warnings: bit of angst, slight yandere, fluff

Please enjoy.

[Name] [Surname]. A woman of beauty that could rival the stars in the night sky; with a Stand that stood a step below his own with power that allowed her to easily tilt any battle into her favour, sealing her victory within only minutes of the battle beginning. 

Her soul radiated from within her and was expressed through both the appearance and abilities of her Stand. She was nothing short of a radiant flower in full bloom that will never wither or fade. That was why Dio kept her within the walls of his manor, showering her in all manner of wonderful dresses and stunning jewellery; displaying her like a prized doll among all other toys he had. For that was what she was to him: a doll. 

Delicate and fragile like polished porcelain despite her strength and skill. Even her Stand was preserved as something to treat with care. Dio gave her her own little throne in his throne room, placed where anyone who entered will see her. That was how much pride her took in her. 

Though no other person was allowed to touch her. Dio has made that quite clear to all his servants, and that -if that rule was broken- there would be dire consequences. [Name] was his and his alone.

***

There were times where Dio would sit for hours in his library with her upon his lap, brushing his black nails through her smooth [Hair colour] locks, savouring the silky feeling between his fingers. [Name] would sit there, the ghost of a smile on her lips as he did this, the only emotion she would express. And she expressed it only to Dio. 

There were even times where they would both manifest their Stands, allowing similar acts of affection to be shown between the two Stands. The World would stand there, tracing the patterns on [Name]’s Stand’s body with delicate fingers that one would never expect the Stand to have. And this action was often rewarded with them nuzzling against his touch -both Stand and users. 

Dio would fill the silence by reading the books aloud. His voice soft, laced with adoration, as [Name] would listen with her body resting against his chest. One would believe that a life being treated as a doll would be plain, dull and even unfulfilling; but it wasn’t to [Name]. For to her, spending each minute with Dio was something she treasured. 

The power of her Stand gave her a respectable place among the servants, and that lead to Dio’s attention landing on her. She stood out among the others. She stood out from Hol Horse, Enyaba, Pet Shop and even Vanilla Ice -Dio’s most loyal servant.  

Dio chose her. That was what made all of this wonderful for her. She did not abuse this, of course, that would be foolish of her. She simply did what was asked of her. If Dio wished for her to lie beside him in his bed just to be held, then she was beside him with his arms around her figure. If he wanted her to sing him something then she was a canary, singing sweet melodies that only he was allowed to hear.   

Forbidden to leave the safety of the manor but allowed to walk in the garden areas. That was where she often spent the morning hours, disappearing back into the sanctuary of Dio’s manor when either called back or growing bored of the sun’s light. Dio often said that it was good that she went into the garden during the day, as it made the sun realise it stood no chance of comparing to [Name]’s beauty.  

She was his treasure. His doll. His blazing sunlight and his glowing moon. And that was all she ever wanted to be for him.

[rohandaily]

Ask the Mun Monday

all my answers from today will be under the cut!

Q: anonymous: what are some of your favorite anime?

A: hunter x hunter, hunter x hunter, and.... hunter x hunter

Q: anonymous: Favorite minor villain from part 3?

A: is any minor villian like anyone who isn’t dio?? cause i wanna say vanilla ice but he actually managed get kills so i would sorta consider him major as well. if not, i’m gonna say hol horse and/or boingo, which is like a 180 from ice but man you gotta love them comic relief lads.

Q: anonymous: A rarepair from jojo besides Jotahan-

A: y’all ever of rubberoingo? it’s like jotak//ak but bad-- i like dioh//orse but mostly for jokes and holp//ol is nice too

Q: @owoalexuwu: Hi just wanted to say that your artstyle always makes me happy and calm (for unknown reasons)👉👈 (also sorry if this sounded weird but oh well-)

A:  doesn’t sound weird at all dw! but aww that makes me feel so happy thank you so so much ily 🥺 💖💕💕

Q: anonymous: Have you read part 7 or 8..?

A:  no 😔 same with part 6 but i know so much about it already

[amberblade-the-captain]

I’m honestly bored and decided to do this thanks to a friend of mine

@mother-0f-monsters

DIO x Amber Scenarios no one asked for:

* When they first met, DIO nearly kills Amber during the battle in Egypt. Before DIO dropped Amber to her demise, he saw some potential in her and let’s her live. Amber meanwhile was blacked out in his chokehold when DIO decides to take her for himself.

* Amber wakes up a few days later in a dark room, confused. Her injuries are tended to and she wonders why she’s still alive and where she is. DIO walks in and offers Amber a choice, become his servant and he’ll allow the Joestar gang to live, resist DIO and he kills off the Joestar gang, Amber’s adopted little sister included.

* Amber reluctantly agreed to become his servant, only to wish to not be budded like the other servants. This makes DIO happy as he now has a powerful servant at his disposal.

* The other woman servants of DIO dislike Amber with a burning passion since the men in the mansion are attracted to her somehow. They beat up Amber while Lord DIO was gone and leave her on the ground, bleeding and nearly unconscious.

* Amber does her best to hide this from DIO for a few weeks until he notices deep bruises on her non metal arm and neck. DIO gets furious and punished the ones behind Amber’s beatings.

* Since then, DIO has Pet Shop keep a close eye on Amber and protect the femme from the other aggressive servants. Pet Shop and Amber eventually become friends once they work out their differences.

* Amber also makes friends with Hol Horse and the Boingo Brothers

* A few months after Amber agreed to become DIO’s servant, she has fallen in love with him. She both respects and fears the vampire, knowing his capabilities.

* DIO also finds an interest in Amber after almost a year, and the two begin to talk more.

* Amber loves to steal DIO’s clothes and try them on as they fit well on her body.

* DIO would never yell at Amber again, not after that one incident where she snuck away to see the Joestar gang and her little sister.

* DIO doesn’t admit it but he’s overprotective of Amber, and causes Vanilla Ice to be at war with Amber every time when the lord isn’t around.

* Amber is the only one who can calm DIO down if he goes into a rage fit.

[vampucci]

JOJO PIXIV TAG LIST PARTS 1-7

i wanted a list that put ALL OF THEM together in one post - ship tags and individual character tags for people who might have difficulty finding the most effective ones - so i decided i’d do it myself since i have the free time. lemme know if i missed anything important (especially difficult to find f/f ships and the like)

Important Notes:

i mostly included stuff that had anything dedicated to it but some are very sparse. maybe they’ll garner more content over time!

japanese ship names traditionally denote a seme/uke dynamic. the more dominant partner comes first in the tag, so if you search jotaro/kakyoin you’ll probably get a lot of dommy jotaro and subby kakyoin and if you search kakyoin/jotaro you’ll get a lot of the opposite. heterosexual ships almost always list the man’s name first.

many of these searches produce nsfw results!!! please browse responsibly, especially when it comes to child characters, incest, or other upsetting subjects. just because it’s listed it doesn’t mean i like it personally - this is for exhaustive documentation. you may also consider many tags as here for the purpose of omitting them from searches by putting them after a “-”.

i’ve put ジョジョ (jojo) in with a couple vague names (like danny or kars) to make sure they come up with their intended results but if anything else seems too broad just copy/paste that in with your search.

read below pls

most of these were found via the official tag list or on my own after much frustration but many were written down and translated by saltynovember!

EDIT: hey it’s so good that the links i bothered to embed into all of these tags aren’t showing up. here’s an actual text link to a doc where you can just click on all of them if you want that: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CWvaoMJLqkJx2q_FcaeZKuGDVMeayFxmxAdqxD23deM/edit?usp=sharing

GENERAL TAGS

JOJO; ジョジョ (Jojo); ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

x部 (Replace x with desired part number, e.g. 4部 = DIU)

荒木荘 (All villains, usually domestic AU)

混部 (All Jojo parts, part crossovers)

JOJO【百合】(F/F content)

JOJO【腐】(M/M content)

ジョジョNL (Het content)

ジョースター家 (The Joestars)

195cm組 (195cm tall Joestar boys, i.e. Jonathan, Joseph and Jotaro)

DIOの息子 (Dio's children)

無駄家族 (Dio and his children, as well as Jonathan)

チーム食物連鎖 (”Team Food Chain;” Diavolo, Dio, and Kars)

NON-SHIP PAIRS:

無駄親子 (Dio and Giorno; “Mudad”)

僕親子 (Jonathan and Giorno; “Bokudad”)

オラ親子 (Jotaro and Jolyne; “Oradad”)

イカサマ親子 (Joseph and Josuke; “Swindler Dad”)

波紋組 (Jonathan and Joseph; “Team Hamon”)

隠し子組 (Josuke and Giorno; “Team Illegitimate Child”)

CROSS-PART SHIPS:

ジョセジョナ (Joseph/Jonathan)

承ジョナ (Jotaro/Jonathan)

ジョナジョル (Jonathan/Giorno)

仗承 (Josuke/Jotaro)

仗ジョル (Josuke/Giorno)

仗徐 (Josuke/Jolyne)

ジョル仗 (Giorno/Josuke)

ジョル徐 (Giorno/Jolyne)

カーズDIO (Kars/Dio)

DIOジョル (Dio/Giorno)

ジョルDIO (Giorno/Dio)

吉良ボス (Kira/Diavolo)

DIO徐 (Dio/Jolyne)

DIOディエ (Dio/Diego)

承承 (Jotaro/Jotaro)

DIOディオ (Dio/Dio)

PART 1

ジョナサン・ジョースター (Jonathan Joestar)

DIO or ディオ or ディオ・ブランドー (Dio Brando)

エリナ・ペンドルトン or エリナ・ジョースター (Erina Pendleton/Joestar)

スピードワゴン or ロバート・E・O・スピードワゴン (Speedwagon)

ウィル・A・ツェペリ (Will A. Zeppeli)

ジョージ・ジョースター (George Joestar I)

ストライツォ (Straizo)

ダイアー ジョジョ (Dire)

ダニー ジョジョ (Danny)

ワンチェン (Wang Chan)

ダリオ・ブランドー (Dario Brando)

トンペティ (Tonpetty)

PART 1 SHIPS:

ジョナエリ (Jonathan/Erina)

ディオジョナ or  DIOジョナ (Dio/Jonathan)

ジョナディオ or ジョナDIO (Jonathan/Dio)

ジョナスピ (Jonathan/Speedwagon)

スピジョナ (Speedwagon/Jonathan)

ツェぺジョナ (Zeppeli/Jonathan)

ジョナツェぺ (Jonathan/Zeppeli)

ディオスピ (Dio/Speedwagon)

Other part 1 tags:

ファントムブラッド (Phantom Blood)

ジョナサン受け (Uke Jonathan, various partners)

PART 2

ジョセフ・ジョースター (Joseph Joestar)

シーザー・A・ツェペリ (Caesar Zeppeli)

リサリサ (Lisa Lisa)

エリナ・ペンドルトン or エリナ・ジョースター (Erina Pendleton/Joestar)

スピードワゴン or ロバート・E・O・スピードワゴン (Speedwagon)

シュトロハイム (Rudol Von Stroheim)

メッシーナ (Messina; Loggins had like no results)

スージーQ (Suzi Q)

カーズ ジョジョ (Kars)

ワムウ (Wamuu)

エシディシ (Esidisi)

サンタナ ジョジョ (Santana)

PART 2 SHIPS:

ジョセQ (Joseph/Suzi Q)

シーリサ (Caesar/Lisa Lisa)

カーリサ (Kars/Lisa Lisa)

シージョセ (Caesar/Joseph)

ジョセシー (Joseph/Caesar)

ジョセスピ (Joseph/Speedwagon)

シュトジョセ (Stroheim/Joseph)

エシカー (Esidisi/Kars)

カズエシ (Kars/Esidisi)

ワムジョセ (Wamuu/Joseph)

ジョセワム (Joseph/Wamuu)

カージョセ (Kars/Joseph)

ジョセカー (Joseph/Kars)

カーワム (Kars/Wamuu)

ワムカー (Wamuu/Kars)

サンシュト (Santana/Stroheim)

シュトサン (Stroheim/Santana)

Other part 2 tags:

戦闘潮流 (Battle Tendency)

波紋戦士 (Hamon warriors; general hamon users)

PART 3

空条 承太郎 (Jotaro Kujo)

ジョセフ・ジョースター (Joseph Joestar)

ポルナレフ (Jean Pierre Polnareff)

ポルナレフ 妹 (Polnareff’s sister)

花京院 典明 (Noriaki Kakyoin)

モハメド・アヴドゥル (Muhammad Avdol)

イギー ジョジョ (Iggy)

空条ホリィ (Holly Kujo)

スージーQ (Suzi Q)

DIO or ディオ or ディオ・ブランドー (Dio Brando)

エンヤ婆 (Enya Geil)

ヴァニラ・アイス (Vanilla Ice)

ホル・ホース (Hol Horse)

ヌケサク (Nukesaku)

ダニエル・J・ダービー (Daniel J. D’arby)

テレンス・T・ダービー (Telence J. D’arby)

ペット・ショップ (Pet Shop)

ンドゥール (N’Doul)

マライア (Mariah)

アレッシー (Alessi)

オインゴ (Oingo)

ボインゴ (Boingo)

アヌビス神 ジョジョ (Anubis)

偽キャプテン・テニール (Impostor Captain Tennille)

呪いのデーボ (Devo)

ラバーソール (Rubber Soul)

J・ガイル ジョジョ (J. Geil)

ネナ ジョジョ (Nena)

鋼入りのダン (Steely Dan)

マニッシュ・ボーイ (Mannish Boy)

ミドラー ジョジョ (Midler)

チャカ(ジョジョの奇妙な冒険) (Chaka)

PART 3 SHIPS:

花ホリ (Kakyoin/Holly)

承花 (Jotaro/Kakyoin)

花承 (Kakyoin/Jotaro)

花ポル (Kakyoin/Polnareff)

ポル花 (Polnareff/Kakyoin)

承ポル (Jotaro/Polnareff)

ポル承 (Polnareff/Jotaro)

アヴポル (Avdol/Polnareff)

ポルアヴ (Polnareff/Avdol)

承ジョセ  (Jotaro/Joseph)

ジョセ承 (Joseph/Jotaro)

スタ承 (Star Platinum/Jotaro)

承スタ (Jotaro/Star Platinum)

スタハイ (Star Platinum/Hierophant Green)

花ジョセ (Kakyoin/Joseph)

承DIO (Jotaro/Dio)

DIO承 (Dio/Jotaro)

DIO花 (Dio/Kakyoin)

テレ花 (Telence/Kakyoin)

テレダニ (Telence/Daniel)

ダニテレ (Daniel/Telence)

ミドマラ (Midler/Mariah)

花DIO (Kakyoin/Dio)

DIOジョセ (Dio/Joseph)

ヴァニテレ (Vanilla/Telence)

テレヴァニ (Telence/Vanilla)

DIOヴァニ (Dio/Vanilla)

ヴァニDIO (Vanilla/Dio)

ホルポル (Hol/Polnareff)

ンドゥ承 (N’Doul/Jotaro)

承ンドゥ (Jotaro/N’Doul)

テレンドゥ (Telence/N’Doul)

DIOンドゥ (Dio/N’Doul)

DIOホル (Dio/Hol)

ホルDIO (Hol/Dio)

ボイホル (Boingo/Hol)

ホルボイ (Hol/Boingo)

ホルネナ (Hol/Nena)

ワーDIO (The World/Dio)

DIOワー (Dio/The World)

Other part 3 tags:

スターダストクルセイダース (Stardust Crusaders)

アレッシーモード (Alessi Mode; refers to characters changed into children by/as if by Sethan)

アレッシー化 (Alessification; same as the above)

承太郎受け (Uke Jotaro, various partners)

DIO受け or ディオ受け (Uke Dio, various partners)

PART 4

東方 仗助 (Josuke Higashikata)

虹村 億泰 (Okuyasu Nijimura)

広瀬 康一 (Koichi Hirose)

岸辺 露伴 (Rohan Kishibe)

吉良 吉影 (Yoshikage Kira)

空条 承太郎 4部 (Part 4 Jotaro Kujo)

川尻 早人 (Hayato Kawajiri)

杉本 鈴美 (Reimi Sugimoto)

重ちー (Shigekiyo Yangu)

音石 明 (Akira Otoishi)

ジョセフ・ジョースター (Joseph Joestar)

未起隆 (Hazekura Mikitaka)

山岸 由花子 (Yukako Yamagishi)

噴上 裕也 (Yuya Fungami)

小林 玉美 (Tamami Kobayashi)

間田 敏和 (Toshikazu Hazamada)

トニオ・トラサルディー (Tonio Trussardi)

静・ジョースター (Shizuka Joestar)

辻 彩 (Aya Tsuji)

アーノルド　ジョジョ (Arnold)

東方 朋子 (Tomoko Higashikata)

東方 良平 ジョジョ (Ryohei Higashikata)

吉良 吉廣 (Yoshihiro Kira)

虹村 形兆 (Keicho Nijimura)

片桐 安十郎 or アンジェロ ジョジョ (Anjuro Katagiri)

大柳 賢 or ジャンケン小僧 (Ken Oyanagi)

鋼田一 豊大 (Toyohiro Kanedaichi)

宮本 輝之輔 (Terunosuke Miyamoto)

虹村 父 (Okuyasu’s dad)

乙 雅三 (Masazo Kinoto)

川尻 しのぶ (Shinobu Kawajiri)

猫草 (Plant Cat/Catgrass)

PART 4 SHIPS:

露鈴 (Rohan/Reimi)

吉良しの (Kira/Shinobu)

康由 (Koichi/Yukako)

仗露 (Josuke/Rohan)

仗承 or 叔父甥 (Josuke/Jotaro; Uncle/Nephew)

承仗 or 甥叔父 (Jotaro/Josuke; Nephew/Uncle)

露仗 (Rohan/Josuke)

仗億 (Josuke/Okuyasu)

億仗 (Okuyasu/Josuke)

噴仗 (Fungami/Josuke)

露康 (Rohan/Koichi)

康露 (Koichi/Rohan)

承露 (Jotaro/Rohan)

露承 (Rohan/Jotaro)

トニ億 (Tonio/Okuyasu)

露億 (Rohan/Okuyasu)

サー仗 (Surface/Josuke)

形億 (Keicho/Okuyasu)

音形 (Akira/Keicho)

川吉良 (Kosaku/Kira)

吉良川 (Kira/Kosaku)

吉良仗 (Kira/Josuke)

仗吉良 (Josuke/Kira)

承吉良 (Jotaro/Kira)

Other part 4 tags:

ダイヤモンドは砕けない (Diamond is Unbreakable)

杜王町 (The town of Morioh)

PART 5

ジョルノ・ジョバァーナ (Giorno Giovanna)

ブチャラティ (Bruno Buccellati)

アバッキオ (Leone Abbacchio)

ミスタ ジョジョ (Guido Mista)

ナランチャ (Narancia Ghirga)

フーゴ ジョジョ (Pannacotta Fugo)

トリッシュ (Trish Una)

ポルナレフ 5部 or 5部ナレフ (Part 5 Jean Pierre Polnareff)

ココ・ジャンボ (Coco Jumbo)

ペリーコロ (Pericolo)

ディアボロ (Diavolo)

ドッピオ (Doppio Vinegar)

スクアーロ ジョジョ (Squalo)

ティッツァーノ (Tiziano)

カルネ ジョジョ (Carne)

チョコラータ (Cioccolata)

セッコ (Secco)

ポルポ (Polpo)

リゾット (Risotto Nero)

ホルマジオ (Formaggio)

イルーゾォ (Illuso)

プロシュート (Prosciutto)

ペッシ ジョジョ (Pesci)

メローネ (Melone)

ギアッチョ (Ghiaccio)

スコリッピ (Scolippi)

PART 5 SHIPS:

ブチャトリ (Buccellati/Trish)

ミストリ ジョジョ (Mista/Trish)

ジョルトリ (Giorno/Trish)

ジョルミス (Giorno/Mista)

ミスジョル (Mista/Giorno)

アバブチャ (Abbacchio/Buccellati)

ブチャアバ (Buccellati/Abbacchio)

ジョルフー (Giorno/Fugo)

フーナラ (Fugo/Narancia)

ナラフー (Narancia/Fugo)

ジョルポル (Giorno/Polnareff)

ブチャジョル (Buccellati/Giorno)

ジョルブ (Giorno/Buccellati)

ブチャナラ (Buccellati/Narancia)

ブチャフー (Buccellati/Fugo)

ジョル承 (Giorno/Jotaro)

リゾプロ (Risotto/Prosciutto)

プリゾ (Prosciutto/Risotto)

メロギア (Melone/Ghiaccio)

ギアメロ (Ghiaccio/Melone)

ホルイル (Formaggio/Illuso)

ソルジェラ (Sorbet/Gelato)

プロペシ (Prosciutto/Pesci)

ギアリゾ (Ghiaccio/Risotto)

スクティツ (Squalo/Tiziano)

フーイル (Fugo/Illuso)

Other part 5 tags:

黄金の風 (Golden Wind/Vento Aureo)

護衛チーム (Assassination Team)

PART 6

空条 徐倫 (Jolyne Cujoh)

エルメェス (Hermes Costello)

エンポリオ ジョジョ (Emporio Alniño)

空条承太郎 6部 (Part 6 Jotaro Kujo)

フー・ファイターズ (Foo Fighters)

アナスイ (Narciso Anasui)

ウェザー ジョジョ (Weather Report)

グェス ジョジョ (Guess)

アイリン ジョジョ (Irene)

アナキス ジョジョ (Anakiss)

プッチ ジョジョ or プッチ神父 (Enrico Pucci)

ペルラ ジョジョ or ペルラ プッチ (Perla Pucci)

ドナテロ・ヴェルサス (Donatello Versus)

リキエル (Rikiel)

ウンガロ (Ungalo)

緑色の赤ちゃん (Green Baby)

スポーツ・マックス (Sports Maxx)

ジョンガリ・A (Johngalli A)

ミューミュー (Miuccia Miuller)

ミラション (Miraschon)

ケンゾー　ジョジョ (Kenzou)

ラング・ラングラー (Lang Rangler)

サンダー・マックイイーン (Thunder McQueen)

DアンG (D and G)

ロッコバロッコ (Loccobarocco)

PART 6 SHIPS:

F徐 (Foo/Jolyne)

徐エル (Jolyne/Hermes)

プチDIO (Pucci/Dio)

DIOプチ (Dio/Pucci)

ウェザアナ (Weather/Anasui)

アナ徐 (Anasui/Jolyne)

空条夫妻 (Jotaro/his wife)

ウェザ徐 (Weather/Jolyne)

ウェザエル (Weather/Hermes)

ウェザF (Weather/Foo)

スポエル (Sports Maxx/Hermes)

Other part 6 tags:

ストーンオーシャン (Stone Ocean)

PART 7

ジョニィ・ジョースター (Johnny Joestar)

ジャイロ・ツェペリ (Gyro Zeppeli)

ルーシー・スティール  (Lucy Steel)

スティーブン・スティール (Steven Steel)

ホット・パンツ (Hot Pants)

マウンテン・ティム (Mountain Tim)

ディエゴ・ブランドー or ディエゴ ジョジョ (Diego Brando)

ウェカピポ ジョジョ (Wekapipo)

ポコロコ (Pocoloco)

ファニー・ヴァレン (Funny Valentine)

ブラックモア ジョジョ (Blackmore)

マイク・O (Mike O.)

リンゴォ・ロードアゲイン (Ringo Roadagain)

アクセル・RO (Axl RO)

マジェント・マジェント (Magent Magent)

フェルディナンド博士 (Dr. Ferdinand)

ディ・ス・コ (D-I-S-C-O)

ポーク・パイ・ハット(僧 (Pork Pie Hat Kid)

サンドマン (Sandman)

ミセス・ロビンスン (Mrs. Robinson)

オエコモバ (Oyecomova)

シュガー・マウンテン (Sugar Mountain)

スカーレット・ヴァレンタイン (Scarlet Valentine)

グレゴリオ・ツェペリ (Gregorio Zeppeli)

ニコラス・ジョースター (Nicholas Joestar)

PART 7 SHIPS:

ディエパン (Diego/Hot Pants)

ジョニ理那 (Johnny/Rina Higashikata)

ジョニパン (Johnny/Hot Pants)

ジャイジョニ (Gyro/Johnny)

ジョニジャイ (Johnny/Gyro)

ディエジョニ (Diego/Johnny)

ジョニディエ (Johnny/Diego)

ファニディエ (Funny/Diego)

ジャイディエ (Gyro/Diego)

くる毛 (Magent Magent/D-I-S-C-O) (i think there’s some literature on why this says “come hair” but i’m tired and i cannot read)

Other part 7 tags:

スティール・ボール・ラン (Steel Ball Run)

if i missed anything let me know! if you’re looking for a stand you can find their name on the wiki and add ジョジョ to pare down the search. if i there’s tag you think should be on here, or there’s an error/a broken link/a better tag for anything in particular, send me an ask. i had to redo this like twice after all the japanese characters got corrupted so no doubt there’s mistakes

hope this helps someone find an artist they love. remember to be respectful and show your appreciation however you can. happy browsing!

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

Crusader Mukuro (title pending)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Myi3zf

by ConsernedSpaceChild

After a battle goes sour, Mukuro Ikusaba who was supposed to kill off the crusaders ended up with her being held as a captive.

Even worst when the Ultimate Despair is working with Dio, who knows what could happen.

With addition of Junko's despair video, and a few fleshbuds, the crusader's little trip ends up more chaotic.

Words: 887, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: Gen

Characters: Ikusaba Mukuro, Kujo Jotaro, Kakyoin Noriaki, Joseph Joestar, Mohammed Abdul | Muhammad Avdol, Jean Pierre Polnareff, Rubber Soul (JoJo), Maizono Sayaka, Akamatsu Kaede, Mioda Ibuki, Hol Horse, J. Geil, Fukawa Touko, Genocider Syo | Genocide Jack, Nena (Jojo), ZZ (JoJo), Enyaba | Enya Geil, Chabashira Tenko, Yumeno Himiko, Yonaga Angie, Steely Dan (JoJo), Nanami Chiaki, Yukizome Chisa, Arabia Fats, Mannish Boy (JoJo), Cameo (JoJo), Midler (JoJo), N'Doul (JoJo), Oingo (JoJo), Boingo (JoJo), Koizumi Mahiru, Anubis (JoJo), Pekoyama Peko, Tsumiki Mikan, Mariah (JoJo), Alessi (JoJo), Iruma Miu, Daniel J. D'Arby, Celestia Ludenberg, Towa Monaca, Vanilla Ice (JoJo), Shirogane Tsumugi, Enoshima Junko, Dio Brando, Agents of DIO (JoJo)

Additional Tags: Crossover, Jojo x DR, JJBA x DR, Mukuro Redemtion, oh fuck oh shit oh fuck, Enoshima Junko Being An Asshole, Enoshima Junko Being Enoshima Junko, Remnant Chiaki go brrr, New Stand Users, Part 3 Dio Brando | DIO, Dio Brando Being Dio Brando, Dio Brando Being an Asshole, Mukuro joins the crusaders lol, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders Spoilers, Altered fates, some may life some may die idk, WE GET MORE FLESHBUD APPERANCES WOAH, Minor Kakyoin Noriaki/Kujo Jotaro, Minor Mohammed Abdul | Muhammad Avdol/Jean Pierre Polnareff, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders (1993 OVA), rubber soul is fucked lol, junko and dio.... oh god

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2Myi3zf

[detrimentslament]

now I want to write a JJBA x FE AU, considering it has the essentials of an fe game - supernatural big bad, zany and loveable characters, godforsaken desert levels... map objectives would be a little different due to stands but still cool

Dude, please do! I would love to see it, haha. I’ve thought more about the AU and I had a pretty good time thinking of classes, heh.

Lord - Jonathan, Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno, Jolyne, Johnny, and Gappy

Mage - Dire, Tonpetty (Sage), Messina, Esidici (Sage), Avdol, N’Doul, Boingo, Rohan, Cioccolata, Foo Fighters

Thief - Speedwagon, Smokey, Donovan, Old Joseph (Rogue), Oingo, Rubber Soul, Shigechi, Ermes

Cavalier - Santana (Great Knight), Koichi, Tonio, Squalo, Prosciutto (Paladin)

Pegasus Knight - N’Doul, Reimi, Bucciarati, Illuso, Lang Wrangler

Mercenary - Bruford (Hero), Anubis, Devo the Cursed, Yuuya, Toyohiro, Secco

Knight - Tarukus (General), Abbacchio, Carne, Polpo

Pirate - Captain Tenille, Forever, Zucchero, Gwess

Myrmidon - Wamuu (Swordmaster), Kars (Swordmaster), Polnareff, Fugo, Sale, Miraschon

Fighter - Stroheim, Vanilla Ice (Berserker), Okuyasu, Formaggio

Archer - Kakyoin, Hol Horse (Sniper), Mista, Pesci, Johngalli A,

Priest/Cleric - Loggins, Scolippi, Pucci

Wyvern Rider - Keicho, Narancia, Ghiacchio, Weather Report

Monk - Baron Zeppeli, Caesar, Lisa Lisa

Troubadour - Erina, Aya, Valentine

Dark Mage - Straitzo, Enya (Sorcerer), Mariah (Sorcerer), Yukako, Enigma, Tiziano, Nero, Sports Max,

Dancer - Suzie Q, Akira, Trish

Villager - Wang Chan (Merchant), Hazamada, Kira, Ken, Masazo,

Shapeshifting class - Rubber Soul, Mikitaka, Diavolo, Doppio

Manakete - Dio, DIO

Brigand - Jack the Ripper, Wired Beck, Alessi, Anjuro, Thunder McQueen

I got bored of doing DIO’s followers eventually oh my god there are too many. I haven’t finished Part 6 yet so those aren’t done either and I am missing a priest/cleric but I forget who. Lol this is my speculation anyway

[abbacchiosbelt]

🌟 Abbacchiosbelt Masterlist 2020 - Part I 🌟

An updated masterlist of all my works on this blog. Hopefully, I didn’t miss anything! I had to repost this because apparently, Tumblr has a limit on links... Anyways, please enjoy! ♥

Part II!

All Writing 📝

AO3 Archive [A majority of my works on AO3 have been archived on this blog, though not all of them are. If you’d like to check out my AO3, here’s the link!]

BY CHARACTER [Fics, Headcanons, Ask Prompt Responses]

Part 1 - Phantom Blood ☀️

Jonathan Joestar

Speedwagon

George Joestar 1st

Part 2 - Battle Tendency 🧣

Joseph Joestar

Caesar Zeppeli

Kars

Lisa Lisa

Wamuu

Esidisi

Santana

Part 3 - Stardust Crusaders 🔪

Polnareff

Avdol

Dio Brando

Noriaki Kakyoin

Part 4 - Diamond Is Unbreakable 💎

Rohan Kishibe

Jotaro Kujo

Yoshikage Kira

Mikitaka

Tomoko Higashikata

Josuke Higashikata

Okuyasu Nijumura

Yukako Yamagishi

Part 5 - Vento Aureo 🐞

Bruno’s Gang

Bruno Buccellati

Leone Abbacchio

Giorno Giovanna

Guido Mista

Narancia Ghirga

Pannacotta Fugo

Trish Una

La Squadra

Risotto Nero

Prosciutto

Melone

Ghiaccio

Pesci

Illuso

Formaggio

Sorbet

Gelato

Unita Special

Squalo

Tiziano

Cioccolata

Secco

Diavolo

Doppio

Part 6 - Stone Ocean 🕸️

Jolyne Kujo

Hermes Costello

Weather Report

Narciso Anasui

Part 7 - Steel Ball Run 🏇

Johhny Joestar

Diego Brando

Gyro Zeppeli

Hot Pants

Funny Valentine

Part 8 - Jojolion ⚓

Josuke Higashikata 8 (Gappy)

Yasuho Hirose

Confession Session ❤️

Phantom Blood ☀️

Jonathan Joestar

Speedwagon

Erina Pendleton

William Zeppeli

Battle Tendency 🧣

Joseph Joestar

Caesar Zeppeli

Lisa Lisa

Kars

Esidisi

Wamuu

Santana

The Pillarmen

Stardust Crusaders 🔪

Polnareff

DIO

Avdol

Daniel D’arby

Terence / Telence D’arby

Mariah Confession

Vanilla Ice

N’Doul

Hol Horse

The World

Star Platinum

Silver Chariot

Hierophant Green

Magician’s Red

Diamond Is Unbreakable 💎

Rohan

Jotaro

Josuke

Okuyasu

Tomoko

Mikitaka

Yoshikage Kira

Killer Queen

Vento Aureo 🐞

Bruno

Sticky Fingers

Abbacchio

Moody Blues

Narancia

Giorno

Gold Experience

Mista

Sex Pistols

Fugo

Purple Haze

Trish

Bucci Gang / Bruno’s Gang

La Squadra

Melone

Prosciutto

Risotto

Illuso

Pesci

Doppio

Diavolo

King Crimson

Cioccolata

Secco

Squalo & Tiziano

Part 6 - Stone Ocean 🕸️

Jolyne Kujo

Hermes Costello

Foo Fighters

Weather Report

Narciso Anasui

Steel Ball Run 🏇

Diego Brando

Johnny Joestar

Gyro Zeppeli

Hot Pants

Funny Valentine

Jojolion ⚓

Gappy (Josuke Higashikata 8)

Yasuho Hirose

Jobin Higashikata

WRITING PROMPTS & OTHER🖋️

Fluff Alphabet

NSFW Alphabet

Ask Prompt

Yandere Prompt

JJBA Headcanons

Mini Fic Headcanons

Fluff

Not SFW

Valentine’s Day 2020

Monster AU

General AUs

COMMISSIONED WORKS 🌻

Unwrap Me, Baby | Joseph x F!Reader [NSFW]

Portraits of Home | Family AU - Jonathan, OC Elisa Joestar, and Dio [SFW]

Still Breathing | Cioccolata x F!Reader ! Please read the tags ! [NSFW]

Your Hand In Mine | Kira x F!Reader [NSFW]

See You Again | Prosciutto x F!Reader (Shae ☻) [NSFW]

Stay And Love Me | Bruno x F!Reader x Abbacchio [NSFW]

Easy To Please | Joseph (Part 3) x F!Reader [NSFW]

Sweet Spot | OC x Risotto [NSFW]

Happy To Say | Abbacchio x F!Reader [NSFW]

Lights Out | Mista x Reader [NSFW[

In Care Of | Proscitutto x F!Reader x Risotto [NSFW]

JJBA FIC MASTERLIST 💌

Give In | Dio Brando x M!Reader [NSFW]

Paradise Isn’t Far | Guido Mista x F!Reader [NSFW]

Stolen | Diavolo!Bruno x F!Reader [NSFW]

Always Forever | Bruno x F!Reader x Abbacchio [NSFW]

Hold My Love | Diavolo x Doppio [NSFW]

Disregard | Prosciutto x F!Reader [NSFW]

Anything For You | Prosciutto x F!Reader [NSFW]

Just Like That | Prosciutto x F!Reader x Melone  [NSFW]

Full | Risotto x F!Reader [NSFW]

Need | Risotto Nero (Solo, F!Reader S/O) [NSFW]

Drift to Me | Jotaro Kujo x F!Reader [NSFW]

Reckless | Tiziano x F!Reader x Squalo [NSFW]

Purple Breeze | Merman AU w/Jotaro & Star Platinum [SFW]

Violent Intimacy | Cioccolata x F!Reader x Secco [NSFW]

Unfinished Business | La Squadra and Cioccolata [NSFW]

Human Nature | Mikitaka x Reader [SFW]

Amore Carino | Doppio x F!Reader [NSFW]

When I’m With You | Jotaro x Reader [SFW]

Moonlight | Abbacchio x F!Reader [NSFW]

Show Off | Prosciutto x F!Reader [SUGGESTIVE]

Control Yourself | Sorbet x F!Reader x Gelato [NSFW]

Lovely Beings | Kars x Reader [NSFW]

I Want It All | Doppio x F!Reader [NSFW]

Feels Right | Abbacchio x Reader [SFW]

Bomb Pop | Polpo x Reader [NSFW]

Process | Melone & GN!Reader [SFW]

Lucky You | Bruno x GN!Reader [SUGGESTIVE]

Midnight Snack | Gyro x GN!Reader x Johnny [SFW]

Ride With Us | Gyro x F!Reader x Johnny [NSFW]

Hold That Pose | Jonathan x F!Reader x Dio [NSFW]

Try | Guido Mista x GN!Reader [NSFW]

As We Believed | Merman!Risotto Nero x GN!Reader [NSFW]

Say You Will | Siren!Abbacchio x GN! Reader [NSFW]

Morning Surprise | Johnny x F!Reader x Gyro [SFW]

Tomorrow Is Safe | Naga!Doppio x F!Reader [NSFW]

Teacher’s Pet | Professor!Diavolo x F!Reader [NSFW]

Il Mio | Cioccolata x GN!Reader [NSFW]

Coming Untouched | Melone x F!Reader [NSFW]

Soft | Jotaro Kujo x GN!Reader [SFW]