#DIEEEEEEE

[babizzxx]

ME WHEN FUCKED UP MY EGG IN THE PAN !!!!!!

[thiagodasilva]

JAN OBLAK KING OF MY FUCKING LIFE

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

i really take a lot of comfort (lie) in knowing that twn did such a great (lie) job of portraying Geralt’s and Yennefer’s reunion scene post wild hunt attack. I mean who would even want to hear the book version when the show makes it so its jokes and uncle j*skier going “oheueheh do that thing with your tongue, oo is there unicorn, ooo yes take me” who wants to hear that about their parents.

[slaughterlmao]

listening to bathory with my kitty

[reity]

YES BITCH DIE

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[elipsi]

i need to change the period tracking app, clue is getting so bad lately

[doradotcom]

the tumblr mart buttons r so stupis do u think im gonna accidentally click it while checking my notifs and take it as a sign to buy ur ugly water bottle

[televisionenjoyer]

DULCE DE LECHE ICE CREAM SUPREMACY.

[astridthevalkyrie]

people who make fake ass skits of girls saying “I have a boyfriend” every time a guy talks to them jump off a cliff challenge.

[waterdeep-weavemoss]

Gortash grinned, even through broken ribs and a mouthful of blood, he smiled mockingly at Karlach. He knew what he would say next would kill her and that was all that mattered. 'I sold you for a little bit of luck, a little bit of being in the right place at the right time. I couldn't just be that little urchin thief you used to know, I had to have power and I had to rise through the ranks. You were certainly worth bargaining with. I told them how much you enjoyed beating people to death, how much you'd open your legs for any person if they gave you a scrap of bread and a kind word, how you'd look for any amount of sweetness and pity, how stupid you were.'

His breath was rasping and slow, but he managed to look up as the githyanki walked into the room. Her lip curled into a sneer and she gave Karlach a short nod. 'Chk, he means to cut you with his words, but they should only make you laugh. You are glorious and powerful. He does not deserve a merciful death, pierce him through his stomach and let him drown in his acid and blood!'

She approached Doe. 'Astarion will be here shortly. Gort-tash had meant for this place to explode if anything happened to him. He and Wyll went to stop that. Astarion gave me a long speech he expected me to convey to you, I trust you will not be disappointed if I do not do that. I'm sure he will do it better justice than I.'

'Of course,' she said bitterly. 'Give me a moment, Lae'zel. Leave it for later. I'd hug you, but, well...' She trailed off. 'Karlach, excuse me.' She crossed to Gortash, watching him as he slowly bled out. As blood bubbled from his lips she knelt down, gathered some on her fingertips and tasted it. She'd never have done it normally, but her sense of bloodthirst had only increased with his words to her friend.

'Exquisite,' she whispered softly, then turned to Karlach. 'Lae'zel is right. Leave him to drown in his own blood. We're leaving.'

With that, she strode out of her cell, feeling a coil of infernal satisfaction at the base of her spine.

What? she thought. Are you pleased, Raphael?

[pinolitas]

FIBER INTERNET PLEASSEEEEEE WHEN N WHEN WHEN WHEN

[fentanyl-9000]

[virfujiwara]

Go with the great depression of the gray mannequins and die

[jenoutof10]

im so TIRED of seeing this fanart im working on rn but its taken TOO MUCH of my time to leave behind so im just powering thru rn

[yukimiyaz]

i’m in shambles that haruto was eliminated: ( kamden barely scraped thru and i’m so on edge i HATE BOYS PLANET

[elipsi]

why you, researcher writing a review on current artificial pancreas systems in 2019, base your paragraph on bihormonal system on a paper published in 2010? don't you think that, perhaps, things have changed in the meantime? perhaps? hopefully?