#DIE !!!! KYS !!!!!!!!

[qweenofurheart]

their dynamic is so

[iknowicanbutwhy]

Hello, do-not-make-Mirabelle-angry gang, I present to you @ksenya-and-the-artistic-cucumber being really funny with scattered context

[paracosmicessence]

okay guys here’s part 2! 😃

i am lying i actually need to catch up on so much homework, i’m still sketching out the real second part and will post it asap teehee

anyway but have this ‼️ as a treat ‼️‼️ i did not expect you guys to enjoy the first part as much as you did ‼️‼️ and all the reblogs were threatening murder ‼️‼️

[rascal-rose]

this stupid idea made me pop out of bed this morning so fast cause I wanted to draw it immediately

[bidokja]

do you ever think about how we absorb little bits and pieces of everyone we have ever been close to? how it echoes. how heavy and wonderful that is? how we still remember inside jokes with people we no longer talk to, and the favorite wild tale of an ex-lover, and how we say that word a specific way because a friend did that and...and, anyways, totally irrelevant, but ever think about how kim dokja just happened to take in the story fragments of a swordmaster and a dragon.

[spaceistheplaceart]

Every lawyer in Japanifornia gets a bizarro version like Furio Tigre, okay? It's law.

her name is Dionna Spikes and her sole mission is to harm empaths

Apollo's Counterpart Here

Bonus no text of Ms. Spikes under the cut:

[tangledinink]

So. Leo and Donnie grew up under Big Mama's care to eventually become the infamous Gemini in the Battle Nexus... And Mikey has been raised by Baron Draxum to fulfill the prophecy... Well, where's Raph?

(treasure of the shrine) (tireless devotee) (pledged martyr)

enter -> raphael, child of the foot clan

raph grew up under the protective eye of the foot, raised on endless tales of the clan's grand mission and the essential role he would play in it. his value was very clear from the moment he came into the clan's possession as an infant, given the inherent, powerful mystical energy already laying dormant inside him. though he cannot wield any magick himself, he often spends long hours meditating in the clan's shrine, bathing in mystic energy, awaiting the day he can don the dark armor and awaken their master shredder with his life force. as per clan tradition, he was never given a name and is instead officially referred to by his title-- oblation.

though he is just as devoted to his ninja training as any other clan recruit, his future role makes him far too valuable to be sent on missions or risk combat. in fact, he very rarely leaves the safety of shredder's shrine. this doesn't bother oblation, however. he is perfectly content in his role, and proud of what his anticipated sacrifice will achieve. his faith and trust in the clan are absolute and unwavering. however...

though small children are rarely recruited by the clan, there was one other. recruit calls oblation "obby." and obby calls her "cru." they met when obby was nine and cru was ten and have been inseparable ever since, training side by side. though obby is technically considered a higher rank than her, neither of them have achieved full clan membership yet. obby will not earn his place until he completes his one and only mission, and one that he will do entirely on his own-- bring forth the shredder.

(and recruit is loyal. recruit believes fully in the clan's divine mission. recruit will give whatever the foot asks of her. but as obby's promised sacrifice looms ever closer, she finds herself harboring more and more doubt.)

[beybuniki]

you raising your prices for requests and then spending it all on alcohol 💀

i could raise my prices even more and people would still pay me & i would continue to donate & ALSO buy alcohol yes <3

[sinisternoodles101]

this is now a spy fan acc sorry everypony

[crash-bump-bring-the-whump]

Psst this is just some advice from someone who grew up with the Wild West version of the internet but:

Just don't engage with mean spirited asks or people.

They want attention. Don't give it to them. Delete it, block em, scroll away, take a deep breath, and move on. They want to waste your time, so waste theirs instead.

They came into your house and tried to start shit in probably the most milquetoast way possible, so just block, delete, and move on. Don't even mention that you did. It'll be a fun little thing that you know and they know but no one else knows, and that's so much more satisfying.

Nothing you can say will "win" the conflict or change their mind. Just put them in time out by deleting their ask and you'll feel much better. :)

[addsalwayssick]

the marauders to peter after the betrayal

[godza]

he said this to many people during that arc

[14th-century-verona-queer]

HEY SO

DID EVERYBODY KNOW THAT THE PHRASE “go fuck yourself” IS APPARENTLY SUPPOSED TO MEAN LITERALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF

LIKE GO MASTURBATE/GO SHOVE YOUR DICK (or whatever you have) UP YOUR ASS

GO

GO DO THAT- IDK??

DID EVERYBODY KNOW THAT OR WAS I JUST SUPPOSED TO JUST LIKE

FIGURE THAT OUT

CAUSE THATS WHAT I ENDED UP DOING

MY ASEXUAL ASS THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO MEAN LIKE

GO COMMIT THE DIE

AM I JUST STUPID????

[ramsley-r-ramslington]

(Checks profile to make sure you don't ship spamtis) ok this person deserves to live

[tokbilltom]

Do you ever just wanna be like..

Stop talking to me i literally fucking hate you and hope you die.

[th4simp]

This panel just made me sick to my stomach

Pls kill yourself

Why did Seongji have to die but not him😭