#DEMMER ARE YOU OKAY

[atwhughesversion]

WTF DO YOU MEAN EMERGENCY BASIS FOR GOALTENDER EXEMPTION IM GOING TO SOB I NEED AN ANSWER ROGJT NOW

[oleksiak-pettersson]

I love ur fics! Gonna need some more PETEY ones please!

Okay, I thought of this one recently and it’s inspired by my baby’s inability to wear a toque (beanie if you’re nasty) properly!

P.S. - Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and Happy Holidays to all my lovely babes 😘🧡

"You can't leave like that," you announce from your spot on the couch as Elias moves to grab his keys. He pauses, confusion covering his entire face like a mask. There's such certainty in your voice that he quickly spins to check himself in the body-length mirror you have hung up by the front door.

His eyes narrow on your form, cozy under a blanket or two with your his favourite Canucks sweater covering your frame. He wishes he didn't have to leave for the rink so early. There's evidence of the pregame nap you shared still present on your features.

"You said last week this is my sexiest suit," His eyebrows furrow as he tries to make sense of your logic in his mind. He's got you there, that is in fact what you said a week ago upon picking him up from the airport after the Canucks' East Coast road trip. It may have also led to some of the hottest car sex of your life, but that's a story for another time.

"It is and if it weren't for the fact that you have to head to the game right now," You smile sultrily as you unwrap the blanket from your body. Elias groans quietly at the sight of your bare legs, only tiny athletic shorts covering your lower half. "I'd drag you to the bedroom and show you just how sexy."

Elias' blue eyes flutter shut as he uses all his willpower to not let his blood rush south.

"However, I'm actually talking about this," You reach up to adjust his toque. You pull it down over his ears and press a kiss to the tip of his nose.

Any sexual thoughts Elias had immediately vanished as he playfully rolled his eyes. His hands automatically find their place on your hips, they fit perfectly because you were made for him and he for you.

"It's almost Christmas, which means you're supposed to be nice to the ones you love," Elias teases, his eyes scrunching up as he smiles looking down on you.

"I am being nice," You say matter-of-factly, wrapping your arms around him. You squeeze his butt in your hands, causing him to lean further into you. "I'm saving you from being roasted on Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, and Reddit. If anything, I'm the nicest girlfriend in the world."

Elias just pulls you closer and he chuckles softly. You lean your head against his chest and listen to his heartbeat. "I love you," He whispers, before pulling you away from his chest slightly and pressing kisses all over your face.

"Kick some ass out there, babe," You smirk as he pulls away to head to the door. With his back facing you, you have ample access to his perky ass. You quickly give it a playful smack. "Love you, golden boy."

Elias is thankful he was handed a towel before being pulled into the hallway for postgame interviews. He quickly wipes some sweat from his face, focusing on the swarm of interviewers in front of him.

"Big game tonight Elias, how does it feel to be the leader of your team in points? You've been making plays and setting up your teammates for success?"

The question kind of irks him, it's praise with a backhanded slap towards his teammates disguised in there. Elias resists the urge to roll his eyes.

"Bruce has given me great linemates, that definitely helps. Demmer and Marty have been great in net, and when you have such great goaltending, you want to produce the results we're getting." Elias thinks he'd be a great actor, he can pull some bullshit, stereotypical answer out of his ass on a second's notice.

"Petey, the Twitter-verse has been losing it over the pictures of you walking into the rink tonight," a second interviewer starts, "It appears you've changed the way you wear your toques?"

Elias laughs, "Haha yeah, my girlfriend refused to let me leave our house tonight without fixing my toque."

The reporter smiles. "Might have to be your new pre-game ritual, especially after a game like that!"

nuxfan23: Y/N is one of us, thanks for teaching petey to wear a toque properly!

thecanucksbiggestfan: petey needs to always wear his hat like that if he's going to come out and have an 8 point night

itsy/n: shootout to canucks twitter for appointing me queen simply for fixing elias' hat lmao 😂 🤣

[hischierlovebot]

wip ask game: 🌤️

Mika I am blowing you a kiss through the internet, thank you!

🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP

It's not particularly show stopping dialogue but I'm very fond of this scene and this bit (I am cheating. I am fully cheating and that's okay):

“Huggy,” Demmer has his hand on Quinn’s arm, pulls at him when Quinn doesn’t move, doesn’t look away from Brock. “Huggy. Quinn,” there’s a bit of magic, in his voice, a call that has Quinn turning towards him, painfully slow. Thatcher’s face is grim, lips pressed into a thin line, as he looks at Quinn, then at Brock. “We have to go. He’ll be fine, but we have to go.”

It's slow going but it is going and I love this wip very much :')

[shanannigansthebibliophile]

The big day has finally arrived!!! I am so thrilled to present these fabulous authors and their books, as they help me officially launch R&R Book Tours! 

Six amazing books, six amazing authors, and six amazing giveaways!!!

eBooks, signed copies, and Amazon gift cards! Awesome right?

Quincey Wolfe’s Glass Vault (Release Date: May 16, 2017)

Some see it… Some don’t…

People in the town of Deer Park, Texas are vanishing. There is a strange museum, known as Quinsey Wolfe’s Glass Vault, that appears overnight. Perrie Madeline’s best friend and ex-boyfriend are among the missing. Perrie, along with her friend August, go on a pursuit to search for them in the mysterious museum. Could the elusive Quinsey Wolfe’s Glass Vault have anything to do with their disappearances?

A book that intertwines horror elements and retellings, with humor and darkness

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About the Author

Her name is Candace Robinson, obviously. She’s just your average hemiplegic migraine sufferer. Her days are spent writing, book reviewing and traveling through books. She lives just outside of Houston, Texas with her husband and daughter, where it feels like the hottest place on Earth with the crazy weather. No, seriously, one day it’s 30 degrees and the next it’s 70 degrees! She is also the author of Hearts Are Like Balloons.

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Seven Hours: Challenge Accepted (Release Date: July 31, 2017)

One pill every 7 hours. That could be all it takes to give Chanel the chance to finally see the world around her. Chanel is an independent 19-year-old, despite what her overprotective mother and senator father may think. Being the daughter of a Senator comes with its own problems, one simple afternoon out with friends becomes overwhelming when they’re swarmed by reporters. Keeping the secret of the experimental treatment close to her chest, she is able to fool everyone but her hawk-eyed bodyguard, Leon, that has now been assigned to protect her. Chanel doesn’t want a bodyguard, but will she get more than she bargained for?

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About the Author

I wish I could sit down with you and have a nice warm cup of tea or a steaming mug of coffee, but since that’s not possible, how about a cyber-hug? I love hugs and coffee, a lot of coffee.

So, as an introduction, let’s start with, “I love to read and write”. I have so many stories inside my head that sometimes it’s impossible to know what’s real anymore. That doesn’t stop me from enjoying a great novel, though. Reading and writing is not all that I love, though it comes a close second. I love dancing, needlework, spending time with my family and friends, and most of all, the holidays. That’s when my family is all smiles. Smiles are the best, don’t you think?

I started writing stories for teen girls because I started writing in high school and I understood teen girls… or at least I thought so at the time. Throw in a hot guy, romance, and drama to get the perfect hypnosis formula for girls and some boys. Later, as I grew up, my characters grew up with me. I write a variety of books for all ages, mostly fantasy and chick-lit. An odd combination? You be the judge.

Currently, I divide my time between my family, work, writing, and a lot of cats. I’m also a new mother and you get to read about my journey on my blog once a month!

Visit her website at www.kernerangelina.com and her blog at www.kernerangelina.live

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Aggravated Momentum (Release Date: September 12, 2016)

Not everything is as it seems in what appears to be an average family. When danger lurks so close to home, skeletons emerge, and the darkest of secrets surface, causing twisted desires to become reality. Aggravated Momentum offers the perspective of some very diverse and unique characters, including fun, witty personalities to fall in love with, along with an intellectual killer to die for. You may be surprised as to whom exactly you can relate. Is it the cold, calculated murderer, whose name is yet to be revealed? Markie or Kam, the independent sisters, guilty of nothing more than getting tangled with the wrong people at the most inopportune times? Or, the cowardly snake curled in a hidden corner? Who are you, exactly? And, more importantly, who are they? The deeper you dig into the psyche of another, the more breath-taking are the secrets you will find.

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About the Author

Didi Oviatt is a small town gal who married a small town guy. Within a few years of experiencing a new families bliss, she discovered that she had a thirst to write. Now, after digging down deep and getting in touch with her literary self, she’s writing mystery/thrillers like Search For Maylee(coming soon), Aggravated Momentum, The Stix, and New Age Lamians.  Along with a six piece short story collection called the Time Wasters.

And don’t fret: there are two more Lamian novels in the works.

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The Old Man at the End of the World (Release Date: February 16, 2017)

THE GOOD LIFE meets DOUGLAS ADAMS meets SHAUN OF THE DEAD! – Dave F, Amazon

Gerald Stockwell-Poulter couldn’t help but feel it was extraordinary just how quickly his life had changed. One moment he was earthing up leeks in the West Sussex sunshine and the next he was rooted to the spot as Rodney Timmins from the end allotment ambled towards him, arms outstretched, blood pouring from a hole in his neck and a look in his eye which suggested that he was less after help and more after a helping of Gerald.

Now, as Gerald’s life takes a quick turn for the worse, he must do things he has never done before. After 87 largely well-behaved years as a model citizen, less than four hours into the ‘zompocalypse’ and he has already killed a neighbour, rescued a moody millennial drug dealer and forged an unlikely allegiance with a giant ginger Scotsman. And it isn’t even tea time.

Join Gerald as he and his newfound allies navigate the post-apocalyptic English countryside in their hilarious bid to stay off the menu.

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About the Author

AK Silversmith is the author of The Old Man at the End of the World; a series of zombie apocalypse Bites centering on the world of 87-year-old Gerald Stockwell-Poulter.

Bite 2 is coming soon…

She was born in Tasmania in 1983 and now lives in western Ireland where the weather is similar but the zombies are still absent.

I have also put an author interview on my site if anyone is interested in more info.

AK Silversmith

Deaman’s Tome: Monsters Exist (Release Date: July 1, 2017)

From the time we are young, we fear the monster under the bed or in the closet, making it impossible to sleep without a nightlight. Then, we hear stories of Bigfoot, and maybe even the Mothman around campfires. When we are adults, we wonder if there might actually be supernatural creatures lurking in the shadows. Are these tall tales and urban legends only metaphors for what horrific things humanity is capable of—or do monsters exist?Go to some terrifying places with this cast of authors.

You will be dragged into mystifying realities where demonic fairies hide, where devil monkeys lure carnival-goers to their demise, where Goatmen seek to destroy their prey, and where the goddess of death puts out a hit on victims of her choice. These shocking tales will have you biting your nails and locating that childhood nightlight. Because, in the end, we all know monsters do exist.

*Theresa Braun put’s on her editor’s cap for this creepy anthology, in addition to writing her own story as well!

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Edited by Mr. Deadman and Theresa Braun

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Author Info:

Wallace Boothill: https://twitter.com/WBoothill

Theresa Braun: http://www.theresabraun.com

S.J. Budd: http://www.sjbudd.co.uk/

Gary Buller: https://twitter.com/garybuller

S.E. Casey: https://secaseyauthor.wordpress.com/

Mr. Deadman: https://deadmanstome.net/

Calvin Demmer: https://calvindemmer.com/

Philip Kleaver: https://twitter.com/pwkleaver

Sylvia Mann: https://twitter.com/SylvieM1971

W.C. Marchese: http://www.wcmarchese.com/

John Palisano: https://johnpalisano.wordpress.com/

Christopher Powers: https://twitter.com/Powers1902

Leo X. Robertson: https://leoxrobertson.wordpress.com/

M.R. Tapia: http://hinderedsoulspress.com/

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Roadside (Release Date: May 6, 2017)

Roadside blurb:  Zayne finds Serena’s lifeless body off the side of the road one morning. She has been beaten and left for dead. As she recovers, they become the best of friends. It doesn’t take long for Zayne’s feelings to grow stronger. Will the fear of ruining their friendship keep them from taking a chance on love?

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About the Author

Angie Dokos was born a reader and grew to be a writer. Okay, so the reading took a few years, but in the meantime, she was having someone else read to her. She enjoys hiking and loves to travel. She currently lives in the Atlanta, Georgia area with her husband and children.

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