#DAMNIT!

[smimon]

Alright I was very tired at work and dreamt about coming back home just to sleep for the rest of the day, but now it is 33°C outside and very humid, it feels like in tropical section at zoo and I find it difficult to breathe.

And because at home it will be actually even worse, I think I should spend the afternoon at the shopping centre. I can have pizza for dinner and go see Minions maybe and drink some overpriced coffee and check out all the fancy stuff I won't buy at halfprice 🤔

[thelostgirl21]

@spoonietimelordy & @iwillbringyouruin, okay, I just had to further check out the French translation of Season 3, and I have to agree with Spoonie, it is awful (especially Extraordinary Things)!

This is why Quebecers have historically been known for making their own song translations (sorry, never got over how, in Quebec, "A Whole New World" in Disney's Aladdin stays "A New World"... But the European dub changed it to "My Blue Dream"... What the heck were they thinking?!?!? How does it work?!).

However, I do get why they changed the:

I can't take you inside, I'm sorry

Then take me here

dialogue by:

The cabin is occupied

Then take me here

Because it's not like you can "take someone inside" in French! It doesn't work that way!

If you said "je ne peux pas te prendre à l'intérieur, je suis désolé" (the literal translation of "I can't take you inside, I'm sorry"), then translate it back to English while keeping the French meaning, it now says:

I can't fuck you inside, I'm sorry.

Then take me here.

That's... That's not what Jaskier meant by "I can't take you inside", now, is it? (Or is it?)

So yeah, they had to change it.

So, instead it's like:

The cabin is occupied (i.e. I'm sorry, there's already someone inside the cabin, we can't fuck there)

Then take me here

Practical, sensible, but we sadly use the punsexual aspect of the scene.

At the same time, Jaskier's subsequent reaction, when he finds Radovid looking for Ciri inside the cabin, seems a lot worse, because he never told him he couldn't go inside the cabin... in the French translation, he just said they couldn't have sex in front of his niece (again, a sensible decision)!

So, I've tried to figure out how we could have kept a pun in the scene, and promptly discovered why no one should ever hire me to translate anything...

Because all I can come up with is:

Je ne peux pas te laisser pénétrer à l'intérieur, je suis navré

Alors pénètre moi ici

Which, if English speakers are curious essentially translates as

I can't let you enter inside, I'm sorry

Then penetrate me here

And

[keepxgoing]

After the way I’m starting this semester off such a mess, there isn’t a doubt in my mind that my professor thinks I’ve never taken an online course because GAWTDAMN I swear I’m trying to get a grip. LoooooooL I’m just straight up coming through like

[kennytheraccoon]

"DAMNIT!" helluva boss comic character design concepts so far

Moxy:

Crimson:

Blitz:

Millie:

[rubendiass]

I MISSED A RAMOS OG???

[cryptiiids]

Gdi now i gotta update my pinned w a new age

[kristangers]

I can’t even be mad cause I need to know his hair routine so I have to play nice

[datchidatchi]

The morning after.

[shyloudpanda]

Yeah I should have left this uninstalled.

I also didn't hug said friend like I told him we need to so that's a thing. Oh well.

[mentallymindful]

A chemical-laden thought

I was going to type something. I know I was! Damnit. It's upsetting to have your short term go like that, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it does. Makes me kinda mad, kinda sad. Somewhere in between, with a dash of apathy.

[funnelcakesandinfinitesuffering]

Things Tessa would have loved doing if Cyn hadn’t freaking killed her:

Uzi in general.

Finding out that N and Uzi are dating.

Telling embarrassing stories about N in front of Uzi.

Stealing clothes and hair from all the skeletons on Copper 9 to play dress up with the drones.

N being tall enough to carry her on her shoulders.

Riding V’s pet sentinel. (She’d definitely call it a dingo)

Telling everyone V used to wear glasses and embarrassing her.

Watching horror movies with N, V, Uzi, and J.

Forcing J to be friends with the others against her will.

Being Uzi’s “I’ll help you bury a body and not ask questions” friend.

Going to drone prom and tearing up the dance floor.

Just… just finally being able to be her weird self without fear of judgement and having friends as creepy and strange as she was and… THIS GIRL DESERVED TO LIVE, DAMNIT!

[greykolla-art]

Let’s me just dump these sketches over here.

I’ve been thinking so much about Alastor’s character and motivations I’m so in love!

He gives me: “I’m so terrified of feeling weak or vulnerable that I’ll do anything to never feel that.”

Deer boy, you realise sir Pentious is braver than you???

[egophiliac]

last chance to guess what the new round of birthday outfits will be!

[sarahwatchesthings]

Not to be a hater but I prefer the cramped and cluttered Memory TARDIS to the new, futuristic, state-of-the-art hospital TARDIS. Rogue knew how a spaceship should look: poorly lit, full of junk, with a cursed teddy bear in the corner.

[feelo-fick]

request doodles on stream in a server :D

[marzghost]

Every time ZombieCleo isn't included in anything that references the previous life series winners an angel and fairy loses their wings. Yeah real life happened during April fools but she still won and I just feel like it should still count. Just because her season was technically a prank it shouldn't invalidate her crown. It still happened and she won it fair and square. PLUS HER CROWN WOULD BE LIKE THE BEST CROWN DESIGN WISE ,LIKE LET HER WEAR HER DAMN JESTER HAT CROWN DAMN IT.