#DADDY??? SORRY DADDY???

[campirefangs]

thinking about a sadist telling me im not allowed to cum and then immediately making me cum on purpose just so they can punish and make fun of me for not being able to follow directions

[war-forged-storms]

Kinda need to have sex in a hot boxed car. Like I want to be hazily touching up on someone and every breath and pant is just getting us higher. To be surrounded by the heavy smell of weed, stuck in a cramped space, groping and pleasing each other through our clothes while everything feels so good.

[feralforbeanix]

He loved her immediately I'm gonna cry

[bubbarnes]

“... yeah, I think Bucky could be a great dad.”

[ditzybat]

every bat kid is cursed with the plague that is their friends think that their siblings are unbelievably attractive (mainly because everyone in the wayne family could be models if they really wanted to) even if it’s just baseless attraction with no intention to pursue

roy: so your brother, he’s pretty cute isn’t he?

dick: you are so much older than him roy, you have a kid! and why would i agree with you!?

roy: but—

dick: go near him and i will break the golden rule

—

kori: so, how has dick been lately —

jason: kori, for my well being and mental state i do not wanna imagine one of my best friends with my brother, just give him a phone call - i can’t with the swooning this early in the morning

—

kon: damn, i mean i know he tried to kill you… but your brother is real metal y’know what i mean?

tim: what are you yapping about?!

kon: i wanna fuck your brother tim, jeez you’re dense

tim: jason? the.. REDHOOD? YOU WANNA- NO!!!!??

—

jon: damian, ever notice how dick and tim —

damian: finish that sentence and i will maim you

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steph: cass is hot

duke: no…

steph: what? you’re saying she’s not??

duke: dude, she’s my sister, be so fr

—

this also applicable to bruce wayne, because why wouldn’t it ??

clark: your dad—

cass pulling out bright green knife from out of nowhere: no.

[4ever-feral]

I’ll never stop thinking about Hugh’s slutty little waist

[shotmrmiller]

oooo to be simon's partner who is fully aware of what he does, having learned all of the shit (both good and bad) he's done once things started looking like y'all were going to be more than the occasional hookup because to be with him is to always be prepared for the worst and it's best you be well informed before making it official because once you're his, he's not letting go.

you don't bring it up much, no want to know anything past if he's coming home now or in a few months time and it's all well and good until one day, you wake with your patience threadbare thin and his usual protectiveness seemed so suffocatingly overbearing that you snap if the way he keeps breathing down your fucking neck is how he treats the people they keep for interrogation and his face tightens in an instant, usual warm eyes hardened into the cold steel of a winter's night.

"you'd know if that were the case."

you hadn't been serious, of course, just pulled a stereotype out of the many military movies he likes to watch just to grunt at all the inaccuracies in it but now seeing his game face slip on so seamlessly, especially after only ever having experiencing his softer side-

heat licks up the sides of your jaw at the thought of being at the receiving end of that. he's already naturally intense, his attention usually feeling like being under a magnifying glass but what if- what if that focus became a crosshair?

a thrum courses through you, from the tips of your toes up to the crown, akin to the hum of electricity surging through power lines. would he cause you pain and lap at the tears that wet your cheeks? would he get off on it? bringing you to your knees after only ever bringing him to his?

"i can see the smoke comin' out ya ears, luv. gotta make sure this is somethin' you actually want, i can be quite thorough."

(the eggs burn on the stove after letting him fuck you on the countertop until your eyes cross and you see two of him.)

[suksatoru]

𝓂𝒶𝓂𝒶'𝓈 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁

╰┈➤ sukuna! x reader! ೃ⁀➷

synopsis; sukuna on mothers day means you get absolutely spoiled - you did give him a brat, didn't you?

ೄྀ ࿐ fluff, sukuna's baby being a total mama's girl <3 ˊˎ

Your daughter's been kicking her feet under the table as she works on her cards diligently, humming all sorts of silly songs as Sukuna swears under his breath - breaking yet another one of her crayons when his massive hands tried to help her color in the little sun she'd drawn

"Daddy!" she scolds, carefully taking the broken crayon he was clenching as she places a brand new one in his calloused palm - Sukuna resists the urge to flip the table as he glares down towards the small yellow crayon

"Why are we doing this again, brat?"

Your daughter hums in response, scribbling a bunch of stars and hearts onto the paper as she speaks - her adorable little voice having a great contrast compared to Sukuna's.

"For mama! My teacher said Mother's day has to be perfect for mommies... and done!" She squeals, holding up her glittery artwork with a grin as Sukuna scoffs, helping the little girl off her chair as the two of them make their way back to his room, where you were still sleeping

"Your gifts are no match for mine. Mine are much grander - but I have a feeling your mother will still like your little card more..." He grumbles, annoyance present in his tone as your daughter giggles

"Mama!" the little girl yells, hopping onto your bed when she sees you sitting on the edge of it - awake and ready for the day as your eyes widen from the unexpected surprise

"Baby! Come to mama." You coo, curling your hand around your daughter as you pepper her face in kisses - Sukuna watches the way your nose bumps against hers, and how your daughters hand instantly curls around your fingers - and he hates how hard it is for him to fight the growing smile.

"Move - it's my turn."

Your daughter peers up with a huff, reluctantly getting off of you. Sukuna's pulling both of you onto his lap as he sits down on the bed, and you smile seeing the blatant jealousy in his piercing gaze.

Your daughter sticks her tongue out at the King of Curses - ducking and hiding her face under your arm when Sukuna let's out a growl

"Oh you big baby - don't be so mean." You tease, pressing a kiss onto Sukuna's cheek as he hums, satisfied by your affection as his fingers gently dig into the plush skin of your hip

"Just so you know, my gift is far better than that brat's. Don't try and downscale my efforts for her sake." He grunts, and you let out a laugh - reaching up to gently run your fingers through his pink strands

"Of course, you must have done a fine job Suk - Oh honey, did you make this yourself?" Your voice lifts, distracted by your daughters chubby hands holding up a card glittery enough to nearly blind you - but you're grinning with a dopey smile, and Sukuna knows he's already lost the competition as to who'd give you the better gift

"I helped color the sun..." He mutters, rolling his eyes when you turn to him with a giggle

"Mhm... Is that why it's the only thing colored out of the lines?"

He groans, dropping his head onto your shoulder as he mumbles some very bad words - thankfully your daughter was oblivious as to whatever he said since his words were muffled against your skin.

"Thank you. Both of you." You whisper gently, kissing Sukuna's jaw softly as his eyes you with narrowed brows

"...It was those damned crayons."

After hearing you and your daughters laughter, he finally decides to let his smile slip as he wraps the both of you into a tighter hug.

[fonmythenmetz]

The most powerful force user to ever live (smol)

[poppyfieldart]

POV: When you get all dolled up to go out with the Casino Overlord but some asshole tries to ruin your night so you end up beating said asshole up with a crowbar 😊💅

For context please consider reading my fanfiction called Lucky Bastard. This scene is from Chapter 6. (click here)

[nikoforgot]

i drew everybody off the top of my head over that one screenshot of animatic dying

[war-forged-storms]

There’s something so fun about casual inspection with subs who are needy all the time.

Like walking up to them and asking if you can take a quick peak and immediately seeing them go red. Pulling the waistband of their underwear away from their skin and peaking in, seeing aroused parts all needy and desperate, clearly turned on long before I even spoke to them, seeing how flustered and embarrassed they get. Getting permission to reach in and feel how hard or wet or desperate they are, licking my hand afterwards to taste how much they were thinking of me. Asking if I can feel their chest and having my thumbs find hard nipples, desperate to be tweaked and pinched. Getting to hear desperate whines, wanting me to touch them more so so badly, but I just walk away, leaving them even more desperate than before.

I’d love to repeat the cycle over and over few hours and see just how worked up I can get them before I relieve them.

[forza55]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dgsimmer]

I daddified Vlad in my  game and I will not be stopped

[an1t4k]

To me its so crazy how some people are like "Omg i love Spencer Reid he's such a dilf!! he got my daddy issues go crazy!!" like dont get me wrong hes my fav boy ever but like ¿are we watching the same series? ¿are we talking about about dilf in criminal minds and not talking about THIS MAN?

[henwilsons]

OLIVER STARK as EVAN BUCKLEY 9-1-1 — 7.01 • Abandon 'Ships'