#Cyclepaths

[comfect]

This actually goes well with the "Dutch Cycling" part of this thread, because microcars are allowed on those Dutch paths in most cases for precisely this reason. They already built this in.

How to tell someone's feelings about urbanism in 1 easy step

Ask them their opinion on Dutch Cycling infrastructure

[2lowdive]

jack….nghhhhh nhnnsmm…ooghhh farts oops

[a-cyclepath]

Imagine Choso accidentally catching his first view of humans doing it and feeling his own human half react, prompting him to explore himself for the first time..

⚠️ MDNI ⚠️

Basically: Choso jerks off for the first time ⚠️

He's passing by an alleyway or dark corner when he curiously hears strange noises and lurks to peek, his face getting flushed at seeing a human bent over by their partner taking it up against the wall.

The look of ecstasy and sounds of the humans send his blood rushing somewhere he never contemplated it could go before.

He quickly scurried away, but his mind was still there..even when he was back in his little hideout hole, his mind was still there.

Laying on his back, throwing an arm over his head, to cover his eyes, he exhales. He knew humans engaged in sex, that much was common knowledge to a curse hybrid as old as him, but he just..

He didn't know it could be so...raw. like battling. Like fighting.

He's excited.

Biting his top lip while his bottom quivers, arm still over his eye, he rubs the muscular shape of his chest, spreading his legs slightly to make room for the tent pitching itself in his pants.

He moves his hand lower, caressing himself in hesitation. His hand stops just before the outline of his hard cock, before brushing over it.

It was gentle at first, just to test the waters in touching himself, but it soon became a more pressing and squeezing hard rub.

His cock twitched, surprising him at the sudden movement, but he didn't stop, hand gripping the outline pressed against his leg with a wet spot of pre at the tip, rubbing it firmly.

He propped his leg up, turning onto his side as he bit the turtle neck of his robes while stroking himself through his clothing as his eyes rolled slightly.

He was sensitive.

He didn't know that.

Exhaling through his nose, he pulls his pants down just enough, gasping as his hard cock springs free with more life than he's ever had as a half curse.

It twitches, throbbing, veins pulsating as his darker tip was already leaking with enough to fill a cup.

He swallowed dryly, unsure what to do. He was mostly working on instinct.

He's grinded and humped things before, sure. Desks, his bed. He gets urges all the time, but..never has he actually touched himself.

He moves his hand with curiosity, sighing as he ran his hand along his sack first, hand gripping one of the twins and giving it a massage and tug, drawing a moan from himself.

He moves his hand up, feeling up his throbbing shaft to his tip, catching his bottom lip between his teeth as he runs his thumb over the drooling slit.

"god..there's so much.."

He murmured to himself. Was there supposed to be so much pre-cum? God. Maybe he's just pent up and desperate.

He wants more.

He slowly laid back onto his back flat, exhaling, moving his hand to hold the base of his shaft as his cock twitched with excitement nestled in his grip. God. He can't even wrap his full large hand around it.

He swallows, adam's apple bombing before he slowly began dragging his fist in an experimental series of patterns before settling on one with a slight twist and squeeze at the tip to it, sighing as he laid his head back and arched his hips slightly, mouth falling open as he began pumping himself more, his hips starting to slowly move up to meet his fist at the base, brushing against his dark thick curly hairs of his bush along his pelvis as he began getting into a more fast paced rhythm, his lips quivering as he groaned while smearing his pre along his tip and shaft with every pump.

He was so leaky.

He remembers the hole of the human being wet..He wonders if it would feel better like that.

Spitting into his hand and gripping his shaft before stroking again, his hips jolt as he finds out this feels way better, his fist soon moving vigorously in a hungry rhythm as he lets his head tilt back as far as it would go as he lets out a long, drawn out moan.

Exhaling and making a shakey whimper he'd be embarrassed to have anyone hear, he cums in his fist, hard. It's a mess. Spilling out and over like a fountain from his fist. If it wasn't evident from his constant leaky pre, his load buildup had a lot to give. Hips sputtering and fucking his fist not at all rhythmically until his heavy balls gave what they could.

He's panting, basically crying from the pleasure, face wet as he moans and squeezes his sensitive tip. His eyes can't even focus on the dark ceiling. He's dazed, barley remembering where he is while the only thing on his mind is the first time he's ever touched himself feeling so good.

He wants more.

He wants to explore himself more.

And he's going to find out how much stamina he has tonight.

And maybe. He'll go out and find his own human to test the waters with next time.

[yunnshui]

old addnoah stash from last year

[scrimblobimblowhump]

For the item ask game!

*looks around room* ...A fan? :D

-- @whumperofworlds

(I'm assuming you're referring to a Fan, the spinny electrical appliance that makes room cold, and not the Fan, object made of paper and a solid frame to create artificial wind around one's head by fanning with a hand. But do correct me if I am wrong)

Whumper pouring a bucket of ice water over whumpee (bonus points if they're in their clothes and it's a clinging, dripping, freezing cold mess), tying them to a chair and putting them directly in front of a fan with the coldest setting on

Whumper putting the fan on the strongest spin setting and forcing whumpee to shove their fingers into the blades

If it's one of these ceiling lamp fans: whumper tying a rope to one of the blades, then hanging whumpee with it (loose enough so they don't Die but tight enough to cause choking, pain and immense panic) and starting the fan, making whumpee go whoooosh around the room

The fan in whumpee's workplace being too strong and after a whole day in here, they get hypothermia (cue all the respective hurt/comfort by caretaker afterwards at home)

Unconscious whumpee with heatstroke being put by fan to cool them

Whumpee getting overstimulated listening to the sound of a woking fan where they are (done by whumper on purpose???)

Or alternatively: whumpee liking the sound and using it to soothe themselves when overwhelmed

[catastrothy]

i wana draw some blood. and guts. and gore

[catnotfound]

I created a new, horrible little man whose secret skill is punching people in the dick and committing tax fraud.

[girldraki]

👆not whatsoever “fixing her”

[rpfisfine]

My awesome pacman mug

[ohulancutash]

I am new here and I have no idea what I'm doing, but I saw this rock next to a cycle-path the other day and I believe it might be tumblr content.

[mr-magoriums-im-sorry-emporium]

on that note i dont get why so many pwaspd think that theres just this, insanely large number of people who pretend to have aspd to the point of lying to their therapist to get a diagnosis for it. literally why would anyone do that?? if they want Edgy Points they could just lie and not ""fake"" getting a diagnosis. you dont even really GET edgy points for having aspd. all you get is people on the internet wanting to sterilize you and people irl not knowing what aspd IS so youre kinda forced to call yrself a slur just so people know what the fuck you're talking about. theres literally no societal benefit except maybe SOME people here and there will think you're 3edgy5me... and then not want to be around you because now they think youre a serial killer waiting to happen. there is literally zero upside why do so many people think theres an epidemic of fakers

[blissfulanguish]

Me: I'm fine, pssh- I'm FINE, I'm fine, I'm F I N E Also me:

[sushipedals]

Mannebach, Thüringen

[francy-sketches]

please please share a link to this reddit tred about stannis and child abuse 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

ok 1st of all. why are you so excited about it 🤨

2nd of all sorry 2 disappoint you there's no reddit thread about stannis and child abuse it was a comment under something else which. I'm only showing you the title bc I don't feel like looking for the post again and more importantly. bc it's funny

I legit didn't understand they were talking about this line

until I read the full post I straight up they meant like. 'what's up with this kid he looks kinda gay 🤨 why is that 🤔'

[mountainfucker69]

iconic paragraph

opal pond time