#Cute Scaramouche

[aenemix]

Neko Scaramouche x F! Reader

What happens when you rescue a stray cat from its near death on the way home?

What happens when you wake up and found a strange boy with strange cat ears and tail on its back and looking at you with those grumpy looking eyes??

"Human! Feed me!"

"Sit or else no treats for you Scara!"

"How dare yo-wait! Stop spraying me with that! Fine I'll sit!"

"Good boy 😌"

"pathetic.... *purrs*"

You arch your back after the long hours of working non-stop in your office. It was finally your time to leave and maybe buy some necessary things at the grocery store while your at it. You grab your things and stuff it inside your bag and left the building of your workplace. It was around 10 pm and people can still be seen on the streets going here and there. Your apartment isn't far from your workplace so was the grocery store you were planning to go to.

You stepped inside the grocery store and immediately bought the things you needed and food to eat. After paying for the necessary stuff you left the store and was about to leave when you heard a soft meow.

"M-meow"

There it goes again. You glance around to find that sound and it brought you to the back of the store. It was dark and cold and smelled of rotten trash, you squint in disgust however it did not stop you from finding the sound of that meow.

"Meow.. Meow... Meow.." As if it sense your presence the creature cries its best to get your attention.

Alas, you find the desperate cry of a certain animal. It lay there weakly beside a dumpster. It had a dark fur and scratches here and there all over its body. Without hesitation you pick it up gently and place it in your jacket to give it a sense of warmth.

"meow..." it howls one last time before its head went limp.

Alarmed, you immediately run to your apartment. You got inside and quickly find the medicine kit.

"Kitty please don't give up on me" you desperately muttered as you place the young cat on the mat not far from your heater.

You did what you can do, search any wounds or injuries on its body and even cleaning its dark fur which you found out in fact, not a dark fur but a clear purple fur and white paws. The small cat was breathing normally after an hour of bandaging and cleaning.

You let out a sigh of relief and tidy up the medicine kit. You decided to prepare a meal for it, maybe a soft food, in case the small cat has difficulty in chewing its food.

"What a night" you whispered to yourself. After everything that has happened you lay in the couch, the exhaustion creeping up to your system.

You glance at the clock and saw that it was already 12 am. Good thing tomorrow is your day-off. You sigh again and let sleepiness take over you. Unbeknownst to you the cat open its eyes.

****SCARAMOUCHE POV****

Scaramouche waited for the right moment to open its eyes when the human fell asleep. It was around 10 minutes ago that he felt his surroundings, away from danger and clearly inside of a human home. He waited for the human to sleep and stood up. Four paws met the soft mat, his body was covered in white bandages and he reek of medicine. He could feel himself more light unlike earlier where he suffered a great deal of injuries from the fight he had with the other cats in the back store.

Scaramouche look around, scanning every nook and cranny of your house. It was warm and homey to say the least, out of dangers way. The human was deep asleep and she did not have the aura of that a dangerous person. In fact, when she stumbled at that back store Scaramouche could feel a massive warm aura that he couldn't helped but desperately call for it. Despite his hate for humans, this one, however, was unlike any other.

"𝘒𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦" he heard her say, and at that moment he could feel a sense of gentle caressed in his heart, a slight tingle that was strange for him.

"You're a strange human" he said, looking up at the sleeping woman.

**** BACK TO YOUR POV****

You woke up after a long nap, remembering the past events last night you quickly stood up to check on the cat however what meet your eyes was a different case.

There, across you is a boy, sitting there on that mat unbothered. Although he looks a little grumpy but what caught you off guard was the strange cat ears and his long, purple-ish tail, swaying left and right like a what a cat would do if they're interested on something. Nevertheless, it still surprises you that the moment you open your mouth he spoke, cutting you off.

"Scream and I'll scratch your throat human" he threatened showing off his claws.

You gulped, swallowing the attempt of screaming. He was right, you were about to scream but his threat made you reconsider.

"W-what are you??" you finally said, albeit stuttering.

"Obviously a cat" he looked at you deadpanned.

The boy obviously has an attitude. You rolled your eyes at him.

"I can see that but like, what kind??? Are you a half-breed perhaps??" you questioned finally calming your heart.

You glance at the little plate where you left the food last night empty and clean.

"If that's how human sees it, then maybe.." he replied while using his feet to scratch his cat ears. A weird position for a half-cat like boy.

It reminded you alot of a cat, well, he is an actual cat considering his tail and ears move like a cat would. Plus, he ate the food you prepared last night and made your heart warm.

Then you realize, he was supposed to rest, he suffered from many injuries last night.

"By the way, how are you feeling?" no longer surprise, you asked the boy in concern.

The boy look at himself covered in bandages and then at you.

"Your human medicine is making my healing process a little faster, it does take a while to heal considering I have to take up huge amount of energy to fuel my healing process but with your human medicines it made the process faster" he explained.

You nodded in understanding. In that case you'll have to prepare another batch of medicine to speed up his recovery. But first, you have to prepare breakfast.

"Well then, since you'll be living with me from now on. I hope that we have a peaceful cooperation" you said, walking towards the kitchen while the boy followed your movements.

"I can assure you human, I am far from what you think of me." he said smugly.

"Uhuh. I hope you do" you chuckled.

*** 2 weeks later ***

Far from what he said.

"Scaramouche! You better come down here!" you yelled at the cat whose figure sitting at the highest bookshelf that you have. He was in his cat form again.

"How many times had I told you human I don't want a bath!" he hissed looking away.

You glare at the little critter, obviously he needs a bath. Its been two weeks since you decided to keep Scaramouche with you. Although he's a self-centered, narcissistic cat, who often belittles you and your 'kind' but you still found this side of him cute and well... Bearable.

You also found out that he loves to be petted and praise, on one occasion when you have to change his bandage, it took a while to convince him before promising him something. In his cat form, you cleaned and re-bandage his almost healed wound. On instinct you gave him a pet on the head that he himself did not notice and let out a satisfying purr. With a laugh you praised him to be a good boy and Scaramouche let out a hissed and jump off from the table.

Now, here you are trying to convince him to take a bath.

"Come on Scaramouche its not that bad and beside the water is warm" you tried to coaxed him.

"Your coaxing doesn't work on me human" he replied. He was looking at you with a smug look after seeing you struggle to catch him.

Seeing that little smug on his face, you couldn't helped but be provoked.

"I see. So you want this the hard way eh?" you smirked.

Suddenly, chills sent down Scaramouche's spine. Something was telling him to run away however he choose to ignore it.

With a grin, you plant a mischievous glint in your eyes.

Let's say, after that. Scaramouche was covered in a big towel, fur wet and smelled of sweet shampoo.

You hummed in satisfaction as Scaramouche lay in your embrace with a look of a traumatized victim.

"I told you it wasn't that bad" you told him, drying his fur.

Scaramouche sniffles, looking at her with a wrongful face.

"Y-you EVIL WITCH!" he wanted to scratch but prevented himself from doing so after remembering the events earlier.

You chuckled at his whine and dry him off completely.

********

"Feed me human!" Scaramouche, in his cat form, bothered you while you prepared something at the kitchen.

"Behave then if you want treats Scara" you patted his head which he returned with a cute grumpy hissed.

"I said feed me!" he tap you like a bratty child.

"behaveee~" you uttered in a sing-song tone, amused by his tantrum.

"No. I want treats now!" he whined again.

"Scara, bad kitties don't get treats if they don't behave"

"Don't wanna" he look away with a hmp. He then started jumping up and down trying to get your attention.

"Sit or no treats for you Scara!" you warned while almost finishing the meal.

"How dare yo-wait stop spraying me with that! Fine I'll sit!"

You laugh after giving him a slight spray of water.

"Good boy" you pet him on the head

Scaramouche glares at you, nevertheless, he let out a purr.

"Pathetic" he whispered softly, letting himself bathe in your attention.

That night, when you were about to sleep, Scaramouche jump in your bed. Confused you ask him.

"You have your own bed Scara"

"I just want to make sure you sleep human, don't bother about me" he hissed softly and place himself at the center of your bed.

You grinned hearing his excuse. Afterall, he has done this numerous time, trying to act as a bodyguard while you sleep knowing fully well he would scoot over and lay in your embrace.

"If you say so" you shrugged pretending not to know his intentions.

You went to sleep comfortably. Scaramouche waited for your snores, he made sure you sleep deeply before scooting himself over to your neck and making himself comfortable. He won't admit it. But he loves his human. His human who cared for him deeply. He love his human that he would do anything for her.

That night the two of them sleep comfortably.

These pictures are found on Pinterest 😅

[siomaoart]

new gays spotted

[itsyhollow]

Longcat Scarameow

[kindrehd]

things never change

[cattamouche]

scaramouche has flawless skin. his complexion is unnaturally perfect, with a kind of smoothness to it only found on porcelain dolls. it consistently leaves you wondering how on earth people haven't caught on to the fact that he truly isn't human. he was delicately crafted by the steady hands of a god, it's crystal clear.

his eyes are bright, yet sharp and intimidating. his nose is sloped just right, and his lips are small but plump, with a permanent light rosy tint to them. honestly, you wish raiden ei had done a quicker and sloppier job, maybe then he wouldn't be turning so many heads on the regular. you think you should offer putting a paper bag over his head one of these days, maybe that would keep the terribly possessive part of you at bay.

and when your jealousy starts to get the better of you on this day, a petty idea strikes you. swiftly, you creep towards your shared bedroom and pick out a light pink lip gloss from your vanity. when its time to bid him goodbye for another one of his missions, assigned by the dendro archon herself, he doesn't suspect anything. in fact, a kiss goodbye from you is expected. if you were to skip it he'd insist, standing still at the doorframe staring right into your eyes with a quizzical look and a hint of disappointment, almost looking like a sad wet cat.

once you've planted a kiss on his pale cheek, you're only graced with the littlest of time to admire your work. it's not too bright to look ridiculous, but it's also not too faint to go unnoticed. a job well done indeed. so when you close the door behind him, you can't help but let a little laugh slip. you'll get a bit of a scolding once he's back, but the mark of your lips on his cheek, the clearest sign that he's taken aimed at anyone that looks his way, is worth it.

and if you admit to your jealousy when he eventually comes home and asks you for the reason of this little stunt, all he'll do is sigh and ask you to refrain from doing it again. and what he chooses to keep secret, locked away within the hollow spot of his non existent heart, is that he finds your possessiveness endearing. that it's ridiculous for you to let such a thing bug you when he would never give anyone else the time of day. certainly not in that way. instead, he chooses to pull you into a loose hug and change the conversation into how you spent the rest of your day.

[tadpole-art]

I needed to draw Scara in the fluffy hood 😭

[abyssruler]

you and scaramouche have been married for fifty years, but unlike your immortal husband, you’re a human who inevitably ages.

“yes, she’s my wife. yes, she’s seventy-eight. you got a problem with that?”

he stares thunderously down at the recruit who had stupidly asked who the old grandma hanging around their camp was.

[syea-say]

Your heart. 

[cheriafreya]

Scara in Genshin Impact x Mega Coffee's collab

[uwo-kun]

kabuchan fontaine clothes

[milkchocimono]

??????????

[kichiyosh1]

☆࿐ཽ༵༆༒

Imagine you and scaramouche have a language barrier and only talk through translations and one day he started learning english so he can express his feelings to you

"I r-rye— I ryek yu— " but he's having a hard time pronouncing it.

"Aghhh kuso! suki da! daisuki da yo!" (Aghhh damnit! i like you! i really like you!)

He's just screaming in japanese while you're waiting there for him to sizzle down so you can say you like him too.

(was meant as modern!au)

[pachimation]

birthday present for noah aka sonagee_ on insta and _sonagee on twit!! their chscr hs au is really good and u should check it out!

every day i nibble on their reverse hs au crumbs like a crazy person,,,,,,emo childe,,,,,emo childe my beloved big titty goth gf,,,,

[zph]

kissing scaramouche,,, silly,,,, with chapstick,,,, imagine him buying a new flavor, knowing the fact it is one of your favorites, knowing how much it drives you crazy; especially when it is on his lips. and as soon as he got you right where he wants you, he merely acts as if you were one who was just so obsessed with him; desperate for his attention. he merely ‘resigns’ to his fate as you carry on with your onslaught of affection, all while hoping you could keep your lips on his for a moment longer.

[pacar-sethos]

ㅡabout the past.

[anemoswirlsmyheart]

I totally wanna see something between them.. ANYTHING 🤯😖 pleaseeee