#Customer service centers

[vertagedialer]

How does Outbound Dialer software work?

Outbound Dialer software works by using a computer system to dial phone numbers from a list of contacts, play pre-recorded messages, and connect live agents with potential customers. The software uses various algorithms to manage the calling process, ensuring that agents are not overwhelmed and that maximum connections are made.

[free-boundsoul]

Hate being an adult and making phone calls. Why can't I just email for everything?

[skeleslime-phantom]

If you're buying furniture and getting it delivered, ya GOTTA understand that there's gonna be SOME KIND OF FLAW with the products.

The furniture was made by humans, put into a box, that box was put in a truck, then onto a shipping container, then onto a boat, which arrives at a port, then loaded onto a truck, then unloaded into a warehouse, then back onto the truck for delivery, and THEN into your home.

Like dude to me it's a miracle the furniture made it here at all, you're lucky if it's only a knick or scratch.

Anyway, customer care doesn't actually care if you spent $6,969 on a bedset. Do you wanna get a replacement delivery scheduled or not? Stop wasting my time here on this good green earth. 🙄🔫

[steveharrington]

i’m a rlly nice person but if you’re rude to me on the phone when i’m trying to help you i really will wish nothing but the worst upon you for the rest of your life

[righteous-r0de0]

yall i know yall don’t know my family drama (obviously) but i haven’t spoken to my father since my sophomore year of high school (long story) and APPARENTLY HE CAME INTO MY JOB TONIGHT ASKING IF I WAS WORKING!!

and then when he found out that i wasn’t, he WENT TO MY SISTER’S JOB to drop off a birthday present and a card for me

genuinely psychotic behavior from christopher

[banafanax]

Just got put on hold to "In the Hall of the Mountain King." Between fits of incredulous laughter I wondered what message the company was trying to send. My guess is they thought "A rotating playlist of recognizable classical music sends a classy and professional tone," but all I heard was "You're about to be sent on a wild phone call goose chase you stupid asshat, so you better buckle up your five-point harness and brace for the most frustration you've ever felt in your life."

[crocsanddocs]

[biodegradablebisexual]

Translating what your coworker in the customer service department said to you:

They said: (Customer) is dedicated to making sure this is resolved quickly.

They meant: (Customer) will not allow me to disconnect this call until we have an answer for them, so I need you to figure this out.

They said: (Customer) advised they are expecting a call back from you.

They meant: This person let you a voicemail a week ago, why the fuck haven’t you called them back?

They said: I advised the customer that you will have to assist them with this issue moving forward.

They meant: This is so far above my pay grade and I have neither the time nor the will to cover the fact that you messed up.

They said: (Customer) asked me to pass along the following suggestion about (thing we do here).

They meant: Here’s some utterly unfeasible and high-key insane “suggestions” from someone who does not understand the logistics of what we do here. I hope you laugh as hard as I wanted to.

They said: I do think it’s important that we bear in mind the timeline we’re working on.

They meant: You’re delusional if you think I’m going to have time to get that done before the deadline that you gave me.

They said: Just a heads up, you’re probably going to get a really weird email from (Customer) pretty soon.

They meant: I was unable to give this person everything they have ever wanted, plus my first born, and $7 billion, so they’re about to send you an email letting you know how Incompetent and Disrespectful I am 🙃

[vertagedialer]

What is Outbound Dialer software?

Outbound Dialer software is a type of telemarketing automation solution that enables businesses to make automated phone calls to customers, prospects, or leads in an efficient and cost-effective manner.

[slut4thebroken]

Every once in a while I think about that one finished 10k word fic that I had in my drafts on wattpad that was randomly deleted and couldn’t be recovered :)

[whilomm]

recently i have learned that people really, REALLY, dont read signs. at fucking all.

i work in a grocery store, and the customer restrooms are being remodeled. this is somewhat annoying, but eh, whatever. they have portable ones set up outside, both the usual blue portapotties and some like, nicer sorta travel trailer thing (that i havent used yet, but eh, looks way nicer at least).

now, outside of the restroom area there is a Big Ass Sign, one of the metal ones that stands on the floor, that says Very Clearly:

—

NOTICE

RESTROOM REMODEL

portable restrooms are located at the front of the store for your convenience.

—

and i want to be clear, this sign is almost entirely blocking the entryway to the restroom area. it is physically improbable to reach the restroom area without touching with the sign, either by turning and brushing past it, or by pushing it slightly out of the way. you can NOT just walk past it, you have to touch it, interact with it at least slightly. now, you would think that a Large Sign directly blocking someones path would make them go oh, hm, perhaps i should read this. there is the word "notice" in a large, scary red block. perhaps this is revelant to me.

but no. i have in fact very often watched customers simply push past the sign, perhaps shoving it to the side as if its not there. not even in a "bathroom emergency" haste, they simply calmly push past it, not a care in the world.

they are then met with an even LARGER sign, this time hanging from the ceiling, sort of a banner made from a tarplike material, once again proclaiming 1. there is a restroom remodeling 2. there are portable restrooms at the front of the store.

now, you might expect people to think to themselves hm, a SECOND sign directly blocking my path, preventing me from entering the restrooms, which are also walled off in tarp. perhaps i should read this one?

but no. instead, these customers will look confused for a moment, they will look as if this new obstacle was completely unforseeable. they will then turn to the nearest employee, confusedly asking not "which way are the portable restrooms, i didnt see them walking in" or anything else sensible. no, they ask "so theres no restrooms????".

now, im not gonna claim that i am the most amazing sign reader ever. im sure i miss them on occasion, but i am definitely the type to notice when a store i go to regularly has a new piece of paper in the windows, and i will read it to make sure it doesnt say "NEW HOURS" or "WE ARE CLOSED FOREVER GOODBYE" or "THERE IS A RABID TIGER LOOSE IN THE STORE DO NOT OPEN DOOR", or whatever else may be relevant to my shopping experience. i will stop a moment, squint my eyes, and read. sometimes i will even read the small print, mayhaps even a full paragraph or two if the large print makes it feel necessary. i figure if someone spent the time to put a sign up, they must want me to read it, and i might as well make use of it, yeah?

as such, there is just a part of me that cannot fathom walking into TWO separate signs, each Very Large, one of which requires you to physically move it out of your way, each with only a one or two sentences of text written in a 80 point font, and just saying well. instead of reading that, i will bother an employee clearly on their lunch break and make them explain to me the restroom situation, and i will also proceed to ask followup questions such as "why" (because theyre remodeling) "well how long is it gonna last???" (the dates being clearly printed on the first sign they brushed past)

this makes a lot of things about the world make a lot more sense. i suppose some people view reading signs as a last resort, to be used only when there isnt an employee to bother and make them explain the thing they have already explained to 40 other customers in the past hour. even signs that are only two or three words are ignored. "partners only" is ignored as people walk straight into the bakery, then get angry when you tell them they arent allowed in here. "well how was i supposed to know???" (the big red sign, also the general vibes of the area being hostile to human life). "out of stock" signs might as well be nonexistant for how many people will simply ignore them and ask me "are there any more tortillas???" (no. thats what the sign says).

im sure plenty of customers HAVE in fact read the signs. im sure im just especially noticing the ones that are the most egregious. but christ alive the numbers of people who simply Do Not Read Signs is. hm. too high i feel.

[timberlinehouston]

Flooring company

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[everydayecclecticwitch]

So we're in the middle of Milton, which hit us as a Cat 3. Respectable as far as hurricanes go. My power is still on at time of writing, but it has been flickering and we're under both a flood and tornado warning. Somehow I don't think my mom is going to be able to drive to work tomorrow morning, but we'll see.

[adultbeginnerballerina]

all these things that stay on screen? Bad Website Design. it’s common, too common, so much of the screen is blocked! can we go back to cluttered screens AND POPUPS being considered extremely tacky if not a sign that the website is really sketchy? personal gripe, but this time it was on a ballet site

it’s borderline disfunctional, especially when the “sign up for this discount” box pops up every single time you go to a new page. not even on a different tab, on the same one. you have to scroll to even click on the product through all the clutter on the screen

I also do not know a single person who actually wants to use a chatbot, let alone have it onscreen (and saying you have a message)

tbh it’s so inconvenient I don’t even want to be on the site, despite the sale

uh anyway, mod hates modern website design, dancewear edition

[yo9urt]

starting my job tomorrow... fingers crossed emoji