#Customer is Our God

[cctvarchive]

MUMBAI, INDIA.

[phoenixtherobot]

I don't think I ever posted it so! Here's a plate I painted back in March when Pathologic still had its teeth in my brain lol. I'm really proud of it

[shivunin]

Didn't reblog the discourse-baity post with my long opinions in the tags, I should get a little gold sticker and a boba tea

[moonshapedbox]

dissociated thru my entire shift today i can’t remember most of what happened….don’t know if i did everything right or not i was just numb the whole time…. i need to quit this job

[librarisxng]

the crumbl sydney pop up scam is so wild like you’re telling me a group of people thought it was a good idea to fly to los angeles or hawaii to purchase 700 cookies, bring them back to australia, and sell them for $17.50 per piece on a trestle table?

[hythlodaes]

getting bitched at for using an ounce of logic in the workplace 🤪

[asparklethatisblue]

send me a number between 1 - 100 and I’ll tell you what song on my 2024 wrapped it matches

[wrishwrosh]

the more mediocre period television i watch the clearer it becomes that the master and commander style initial title card is the only elegant way to do historical exposition. gold standard. just tell me where we are and what year it is so we dont have to waste the pilot watching characters explain war to each other like they all suffered severe head injuries before walking into the scene

[badkarma1998]

The very specific customer service feeling that is mild annoyance or indignation at a customer who wants something ridiculous so you tell them no, turned full force furry and rage at a coworker who undermines you and gives them what they want

[scruffedknife]

two customs for both of my bfs !!!!! :DDD

[adragoncalledcat]

One of my assistant managers verbatim said “I love ChatGPT” to one of my other coworkers today and now I’m on the verge of a hysterical crashout

[wildflowercryptid]

barely a hour & half into work and i already feel like crying.

[tragedia]

i swear, my grandma's true calling in life would be a mourn watcher if such a thing was possible in real life.

[piedoesnotequalpi]

I think I should get to punch one customer every two months or so. as a treat.

[neonpaperlanterns]

Okay I don't know why I was thinking about this but here is random story

Alright so I used to work at Starbucks and this old dude comes in. I don't pay him much mind, I'm makin drinks. Anyways he orders a double smoked bacon. We ran out and don't have anymore prepared.

He is displeased.

My coworker helping him offers an alternative, The bacon, gouda, and egg sandwich. The bread is different and so is the cheese but it's got bacon and egg. It's not a one for one but it's the closest we have. The guy says sure. So the sandwich is made. The story should be over and yet here I am.

Turns out the egg is wrong. How could the egg possibly be wrong? It's an egg. You can't go wrong with an egg. But apparently you're wrong.

You see the smoked bacon egg is round and has the egg white showing and the gouda has a square egg that is alllllllll yellow. So clearly my coworker LIED to this man. He bamboozled this poor senior citizen because the eggs are not the same! They just aren't the same!

This old man just went off. Ranting and raving about all the lies he was being fed. Our manager did come out to see what was wrong. She tried to explain that it's just an egg that had it's yoke broken up. It was still an egg.

He was not satisfied. Nothing was good enough.

He did leave eventually, took the sandwich with him. And for the rest of the day we would look at each other and go egg is egg.

Egg is egg my friends.

Egg is egg.

[loregoddess]

my family's a mix of "went grey in their 30s" and "simply does not go grey until their 90s or something" and I'm kinda hoping I got the "go grey earlier" genes bc then I might look "older" and maybe I'll stop getting hit on by random customers