#Customer is Our God

[cctvarchive]

MUMBAI, INDIA.

[phoenixtherobot]

I don't think I ever posted it so! Here's a plate I painted back in March when Pathologic still had its teeth in my brain lol. I'm really proud of it

[shivunin]

Didn't reblog the discourse-baity post with my long opinions in the tags, I should get a little gold sticker and a boba tea

[librarisxng]

the crumbl sydney pop up scam is so wild like you’re telling me a group of people thought it was a good idea to fly to los angeles or hawaii to purchase 700 cookies, bring them back to australia, and sell them for $17.50 per piece on a trestle table?

[hythlodaes]

getting bitched at for using an ounce of logic in the workplace 🤪

[ruff-puppy]

Put up our Christmas lights today!!

+Pics of our tree

[asparklethatisblue]

send me a number between 1 - 100 and I’ll tell you what song on my 2024 wrapped it matches

[wrishwrosh]

the more mediocre period television i watch the clearer it becomes that the master and commander style initial title card is the only elegant way to do historical exposition. gold standard. just tell me where we are and what year it is so we dont have to waste the pilot watching characters explain war to each other like they all suffered severe head injuries before walking into the scene

[appropriatelystupid]

another day of wishing i could block the concept of communities entirely

[spyres]

acnh is the best example of idgaf when it comes to the player's gender i've seen. who give a shit what your gender is there's fucking talking animals here!!!!!!!

[scruffedknife]

two customs for both of my bfs !!!!! :DDD

[wildflowercryptid]

barely a hour & half into work and i already feel like crying.

[ilkkawhat]

just reflecting today on the 7th poured drink tonight and recalling how when i was venting to my co-workers about yesterday and the panic attack i had and all that, she mentioned how I needed more help when I was drowning and i swear to you the immediate thing that came to mind when she said that was alan wake

[tragedia]

i swear, my grandma's true calling in life would be a mourn watcher if such a thing was possible in real life.

[piedoesnotequalpi]

I think I should get to punch one customer every two months or so. as a treat.

[neonpaperlanterns]

Okay I don't know why I was thinking about this but here is random story

Alright so I used to work at Starbucks and this old dude comes in. I don't pay him much mind, I'm makin drinks. Anyways he orders a double smoked bacon. We ran out and don't have anymore prepared.

He is displeased.

My coworker helping him offers an alternative, The bacon, gouda, and egg sandwich. The bread is different and so is the cheese but it's got bacon and egg. It's not a one for one but it's the closest we have. The guy says sure. So the sandwich is made. The story should be over and yet here I am.

Turns out the egg is wrong. How could the egg possibly be wrong? It's an egg. You can't go wrong with an egg. But apparently you're wrong.

You see the smoked bacon egg is round and has the egg white showing and the gouda has a square egg that is alllllllll yellow. So clearly my coworker LIED to this man. He bamboozled this poor senior citizen because the eggs are not the same! They just aren't the same!

This old man just went off. Ranting and raving about all the lies he was being fed. Our manager did come out to see what was wrong. She tried to explain that it's just an egg that had it's yoke broken up. It was still an egg.

He was not satisfied. Nothing was good enough.

He did leave eventually, took the sandwich with him. And for the rest of the day we would look at each other and go egg is egg.

Egg is egg my friends.

Egg is egg.