#Cronus x Mituna

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I WANT A LOBOTOMY!!! 83

Credit: Cr0tuna on twt

[davekat-sucks]

And the final result is Cronus x Mituna aka Bad Touch, is the worst Homestuck ship.

People really care about these two unimportant Dancestors for some reason.

[soupygremlin]

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stop shipping me with Cronus please. I’m not comfortable with it anymore, never truly have been. I’ve been putting up with it for a while but its really never stopped so I’m going start talking about it more now. I am not your “brain damaged uwu sk8r boy who could have loved Cronus if only the accident hadn’t happened!” I didn’t lose my memories, they just got more difficult to articulate.

[therealr3ntz]

Ok here me out, y’all need to listen.

Crotuna is such an iconic ship it’s even connected to…

Weezer.

I know, i know, its crazy but if you’re interested how these two things connect read on.

Here is a quick synopsis of the song by cfm radio: The protagonist is excited to go surfing, while mocking and rejecting the mundane life of those who commute to work…However, there is a hint of nostalgia and sadness as the undertow reminds him that he can never go back home. Ultimately, the protagonist chooses surfing as his preferred way of life…” we all know that Mitunas passion is skateboarding, and that his injury that gave him a “no bullshit” and impulsive attitude (or at least made it more prominent. The narrator in the song must had some revaluation to leave the mundane rat race of society.

In a Crotuna perspective, we remember that Mituna rejects social expeditions voluntarily, ie: calling a high blood a slur, being a lair etc. and this ocean that is calling the narrator could be interpreted as a metaphor (which it is in the original) but in this sense, as Cronus. Of course his quadrants would be livid if he did go “surf”, but that’s his passion. Skating and a relationship with Cronus.

the solem lyric

“All along the undertow is strengthening its hold / I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home”

Is Mituna seeing the inventible problems in the relationship, but by the end of the song still choosing Cronus. “Never coming home” can refer to Latula, Mituna would of course miss her, or at least be upset that he had to disappoint her. Plus, a relationship with latula was easier.

And the chorus telling that others take their “car to work” can be a metaphor on how the other dancestors hate Cronus and want nothing to do with him, but Mituna “surfs” and unlike the rest. And “the running out of fuel” is people just doing that, not bulging any connection with Cronus at all or getting to know him. But Mituna is “still afloat” saying that’s he’s in this “ocean”. I know this a lot of metaphors to wrap your head around, but it’s worth it.

Ps: surf wax AMERICA, Cronus is a greaser for god shake! It can’t get more Crotuna then this

[verminvamp]

ChapeR arT foR 7 anD 8 kindA anD somE sketcheS >,..,^

[serfuzzypushover]

happy valentines day

[0w0v0id]

HOMESTUCK DOODLE DUMP 2!!!! I drew these while overstimulated and surrounded by people but im proud of them!!! first time ive drawn half of these guys lol

[sunnysatori]

homestuck textposts 2: electric boogaloo

bonus:

[nepetism]

could you do an edit of like, scene Mituna? i think that'd be awesome B]

maybe some sort of cronus edit too but that's up 2 u

yeah sure!

[transientcuriosity]

errrrm so yeah i joined a zine hosted by @eure-k-a go check it out https://eurek-a.itch.io/ephemeral-bonds-homestuck-quadrant-fanzine DO IT ITS PRETTY COOL AND EVERYONES ART IS AMAZING AND BASED ON ALL THE QUADRANTS THERES HEAPS OF SHIPS IN THERE and erm yes i did davekat its my favourite :3c

IF I TAGGED SOMETHING THEN ITS IN THE ZINE IN SOME QUADRANT OR ANOTHER YEAH GO CHECK IT OUT :33

Image Description under cut :3

[ID: the “Go for it Nakamura!” format with dave and karkat. The text reads “Go for it, Karkat!” with Karkat Vantas standing awkwardly in the centre blushing heavily and sweating a bit, he has a bag he holds on his shoulder with a dark red base and a Quadrant pattern (also a small crab). In windows of hearts and stars there are images of dave strider looking happy. the background is blue and yellow. End ID]

[tavana-tavananh]

More chibi couples

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[73rm1n4lly-m17un4]

Y3P. Y35.

why crotuna actually IS bad (made by Mituna. <3)

holy cow. holy crap. CroTuna. The ship that overall dominates my ao3 tag. Can’t read anything about me without it being there. Let’s discuss it. From my point of view.

One: my canon interactions with Cronus.

all of them are negative. he starts by touching me when i do not want to be touched. “Oh but it was just your shoulder-" SHUT UP. SHUT UP FOREVER. IT DOES NOT MATTER. I LITERALLY SAID “1 D0N7 W4N7 Y0UR H4ND 7H3R3”. I DONT WANT. YOUR HAND THERE. VERY CLEAR NO NO MATTER HERE THE HAND IS. I say it again, “1 W4N7 7H47 Y0UR H4ND 70 N07 83 0N MY 80DY PL3453” AND I AM IGNORED. I AM TOLD THAT IT IS “you a friendly little shoulder massage, vwith one hand, like this.” AND TO “please dont make this more awvkvward than it needs to be.” THEN I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE???? FOR SPEAKING UP????

During this conversation, i am also told that my matesprit is “just in a totally different league”. Wonder how that would make me feel. Not to mention the blatant ableism prevalent throughout PRETTY MUCH EVERY INTERACTION???? Also, crazy how when Cronus’s feelings get hurt, Kankri steps on in. When Cronus is insulting ME however, radio silence from him. Huh. Weird.

Two: Cronus’s interactions with others. These are, surprise surprise, also kinda creepy. To sum it up cause this isn’t the main focus, and there’s a whole nother post by a different person that sums it up very well that ill reblog this with once im done complaining, hes a Nice Guy (tm). A Reddit r/niceguys if that’s not clear. Not a great person to be around.

Three: How does this affect you though, Mituna?

After all, i shouldn’t be so attached to my kintype after all. It’s just a version of myself after all. SHUT UP ONCE AGAIN!!!! that is me. I am fully and completely Mituna. So seeing art and fanfic of me with a person i do not get along with and have had a not so great interaction with in a RED AND OR PALE SHIP???? Not great. Even in kismesis, i find it uncomfortable. If he’s pushing boundaries with shoulder touching, what other boundaries could he push.

Four: “Ii can write/ draw whatever i want!”

Yeah. I’m not stopping you. Just this isn’t a “stop Crotuna or be killed with hammers” post, its a “Crotuna makes be deeply uncomfortable, as i am a person who’s had many negative experiences with who you’re shipping me with” post. At LEAST tag your Crotuna with # not fictionkin(d) safe, or # not fictionkin(d) friendly. For me. Please.

Five: We exist, and we want to be seen.

this is about the speciesqueer community as a whole. Us fictionkin(d) are here, we exist, and we want to be acknowledged and respected and accepted and not made to feel lonely and outcast in our own communities. There’s an especially good video essay by @8luelight (on tumblr and YouTube) about her experience as a fictionkin(d), that i will link at the bottom of this. We want to be recognized as WHO WE ARE, not “who we think we are”, WHO WE ARE. <3

Vriska’s amazing video essay(share it with every homestuck you know! :D)

a general resource page for speciesqueer folks

Have a great day, thanks for reading my long post, stay hydrated, and happy birthday Nepeta, Mewlin, The Disciple, and every other Leo born today!!

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<a selection of cute fools! OuO

[therealr3ntz]

Talkshow boy is to davekat like GEZEBELLE GABURGABLY is too cortuna