#Mituna x Cronus

[sunnysatori]

homestuck textposts 2: electric boogaloo

bonus:

[davekat-sucks]

And the final result is Cronus x Mituna aka Bad Touch, is the worst Homestuck ship.

People really care about these two unimportant Dancestors for some reason.

[soupygremlin]

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stop shipping me with Cronus please. I’m not comfortable with it anymore, never truly have been. I’ve been putting up with it for a while but its really never stopped so I’m going start talking about it more now. I am not your “brain damaged uwu sk8r boy who could have loved Cronus if only the accident hadn’t happened!” I didn’t lose my memories, they just got more difficult to articulate.

[therealr3ntz]

Ok here me out, y’all need to listen.

Crotuna is such an iconic ship it’s even connected to…

Weezer.

I know, i know, its crazy but if you’re interested how these two things connect read on.

Here is a quick synopsis of the song by cfm radio: The protagonist is excited to go surfing, while mocking and rejecting the mundane life of those who commute to work…However, there is a hint of nostalgia and sadness as the undertow reminds him that he can never go back home. Ultimately, the protagonist chooses surfing as his preferred way of life…” we all know that Mitunas passion is skateboarding, and that his injury that gave him a “no bullshit” and impulsive attitude (or at least made it more prominent. The narrator in the song must had some revaluation to leave the mundane rat race of society.

In a Crotuna perspective, we remember that Mituna rejects social expeditions voluntarily, ie: calling a high blood a slur, being a lair etc. and this ocean that is calling the narrator could be interpreted as a metaphor (which it is in the original) but in this sense, as Cronus. Of course his quadrants would be livid if he did go “surf”, but that’s his passion. Skating and a relationship with Cronus.

the solem lyric

“All along the undertow is strengthening its hold / I never thought it'd come to this, now I can never go home”

Is Mituna seeing the inventible problems in the relationship, but by the end of the song still choosing Cronus. “Never coming home” can refer to Latula, Mituna would of course miss her, or at least be upset that he had to disappoint her. Plus, a relationship with latula was easier.

And the chorus telling that others take their “car to work” can be a metaphor on how the other dancestors hate Cronus and want nothing to do with him, but Mituna “surfs” and unlike the rest. And “the running out of fuel” is people just doing that, not bulging any connection with Cronus at all or getting to know him. But Mituna is “still afloat” saying that’s he’s in this “ocean”. I know this a lot of metaphors to wrap your head around, but it’s worth it.

Ps: surf wax AMERICA, Cronus is a greaser for god shake! It can’t get more Crotuna then this

[verminvamp]

ChapeR arT foR 7 anD 8 kindA anD somE sketcheS >,..,^

[serfuzzypushover]

happy valentines day

[caligulasaquarium3]

I WANT A LOBOTOMY!!! 83

Credit: Cr0tuna on twt

[nepetism]

could you do an edit of like, scene Mituna? i think that'd be awesome B]

maybe some sort of cronus edit too but that's up 2 u

yeah sure!

[transientcuriosity]

errrrm so yeah i joined a zine hosted by @eure-k-a go check it out https://eurek-a.itch.io/ephemeral-bonds-homestuck-quadrant-fanzine DO IT ITS PRETTY COOL AND EVERYONES ART IS AMAZING AND BASED ON ALL THE QUADRANTS THERES HEAPS OF SHIPS IN THERE and erm yes i did davekat its my favourite :3c

IF I TAGGED SOMETHING THEN ITS IN THE ZINE IN SOME QUADRANT OR ANOTHER YEAH GO CHECK IT OUT :33

[tavana-tavananh]

More chibi couples

[sunnysatori]

VOLUME WARNING

i made this incredibly stupid thing but im too scared to put it on tiktok lmao

[davekat-sucks]

[princepv]

<a selection of cute fools! OuO

[therealr3ntz]

Talkshow boy is to davekat like GEZEBELLE GABURGABLY is too cortuna

[aistucksext]

Kankri, Cronus, And Mituna have a threesome

In the early morning hours of July 4th, Cronus Ampora and Mituna Captor set fire to the local grocery store. The two had been planning and plotting the arson for weeks, and finally decided to act on their impulse. After dousing the store in accelerant, they ignited the blaze and watched as the building went up in flames. The two teens were arrested later that morning and charged with arson. If convicted, they could face up to 20 years in prison. This act of vandalism caused thousands of dollars in damage and put the store out of business, leaving the community without a vital resource.