#CraftMats

[seerofmike]

PSA: do not log into apex today, the new ranked split has reset several peoples' accounts--people have lost levels, BP progress, BP *ownership*, coins, craftmats, tokens, and cosmetics including heirlooms.

[doppleganger-rental]

Was there ever a general consensus determined as to whether Craftmatic Adjustable Beds were amazing or a complete joke?

[zeloinator]

🔮: If they were to feature in the art of a tarot card, which one would it be and why? (For as many as you want to do)

🏁: What do they consider to be their main goal in life, the thing that motivates most of their actions? (For Zee)

Thank you so so so much for the ask!! I loveeeeeed doing these! I still cant decide on the tarot card for Zee >.<

🔮: If they were to feature in the art of a tarot card, which one would it be and why? (For as many as you want to do)

This is such a great question cause I’ve just started learning more about tarot and so I got to sit and think about this!!(I’m doing this for everyone :3) 

Zee Zalinos- She is The Chariot, a force of willpower and strength, when she stumbles it is destructive, but she always finds herself back to her path. I also love the Tower for her as well, I keep thinking of both of them for her! 

Love Bird- Death, I know I haven’t talked about his lore really at all (whoops) but; he was once a Garlean soldier. More of an assassin really. Forced to kill for Garlemald to protect the lives of his small village, or that's what they told him. After his fight with Zee, he slaughtered his backup unit, sneaking a visit to his village. It was gone, obliterated at least a year ago. This is when he shed all traces to his past self, taking on a few different names before becoming Love Bird. He transitioned early in his life before his capture, always finding joy in the play that is “gender”. Post-Endwalker much of his old self returned, feeling able to relax for the first time in over a decade. Now after that surprise lore dump I hope it makes a little more sense. Love Bird is constant metamorphosis to me! <3

Ellaeuxlynn Estara- The Hierophant! Her early life was all tradition, conformity, promises of acceptance once she is older and more accomplished. She knew all that was lies so she has forged her own path through her rebellion, making her own way and using new approaches as she invents. Ell currently is 100% reversed Hierophant!

Kask’ov Amon’tillado- Reversed Emperor, tyranny, rigidity, and coldness are her bedtime rituals! (vampire sex joke here)

🏁: What do they consider to be their main goal in life, the thing that motivates most of their actions? (For Zee)

– <3 Shadowbringers Spoilers <3 – <3 Endwalker Spoilers <3 –

Zee had always strived for ending the war with Garlemald, and, on a much smaller scale, do all she can to help those disabled by war. That's what initially drove her to Eorzea and to Gridania. Her family, to her knowledge, had died in the calamity, before that 3 of her siblings were captured by Garlemald, she presumes they are dead as well. But Shadowbringers changed her ENTIRE perspective. Once Zee got Azem’s stone, flashes of memories that are not hers have been haunting her with vivid dreams often turning into night terrors as well. Her curiosity drives her to want to know more as to why this is happening. Now post- Endwalker Zee finds her curiosities ever more present as she does her rounds in her places of care. Caring for the disabled animals on her island sanctuary, stopping by the orphanage in Idyllshire when anyone is sick, dropping off material for Ell (and her craftmates in Ell’s new shop for making all kinds of disability aids for personal use and for homes and inventing new tech as well), and delivering prosthetics when she has the spare time. 

[scrmnviking]

Dear fucking sunshine, I hate trolls.

No, it's the same amount of sandwich.

No, the geometry is easy and it's goddamn basic. Like yo mama.

Area of a rectangle is length times width. If the sides of the sandwich are 2 and 2 (for easy math) then the rectangles have an area of 2 (1x2). The area of the whole sandwich is 4 (2x2). The area of a right triangle ( contains a 90 deg angle), then the area is the length of the two sides not opposite the 90 deg angle divided by 2. So, the sandwich triangle is still 2 (2x2 / 2). ANY cut that leaves equal halves will give you the same volume in each half BY DEFINITION).

There's a comment that says the circumference of the diagonal is longer so more sandwich which doubly hurts because 1) it's a perimeter (circumference is a special case perimeter of a circle, like a square is a special case of a rectangle or yo mama's a special case of a warthog) 2) the perimeter can increase without the volume changing e.g. extrusion and 3) the volume is still the same, like water poured from a rocks glass into a highball or yo mama poured from a couch into a craftmatic adjustable bed.

And the pendant who said the diagonal cut took more out of the sandwich, the scale on which this is measured makes whatever is lost to sticking to the knife or crumbs that fell off irrelevant, like yo mama at a parent teacher conference.

It was supposed to be an obvious joke, but those flat earth creationist MFs got to go ruin that shit.

[au79ier]

FLOW CRAFTMATIC LIKE WE MARCHING FOR DIMES/LOBBYISTS EN ROUTE/FORWARDIZEGANCE/AND - RHINE #

[djregular]

What's Good for the week is live! New joints from La Luz, Vince Staples, Shrapknel, Machinedrum, and much much more! Tap in, tell a friend, all that good stuff.

[karpad]

Craftmatic Bedworld Eldar

Craft beer world Eldar

[itssplatmat-blog]

Splatmat Ltd is a Reusable Mat Retailer in Boulder, CO

Have fun making a mess with a mat for all that from Splatmat Ltd in Boulder, CO. Splatmat Ltd. is a family-owned company which was founded in 2017 by two people; Jen and John. We wanted to create a simple multi-use product which is environmentally safe and reusable over and over again. Our products are divided into two main categories:

Artistic line (non toxic mat)

Protection line (non toxic mat)

Everyone makes a mess sometimes. The team's focus was to create a sustainable and reusable product that helps catch almost any mess made, while at the same time protecting surfaces. These reusable mats are used in households and by plumbers, masons, painters, and other trade workers, who can all choose from an inventory of cat and dog mats, craft mats, car mats, gun mats, drop cloths, and more. You can even get a custom coating done for any smaller object made from leather, cloth, plastic, or other material for superior protection and durability.

There really is a mat for all that, so if you're interested in having a product offers premium protection, please check out Splatmat Ltd's selection today!

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[feelmycraft]

Wow picks! Felt Placemats and Coasters Rectangle shape, set of 24 pieces. START enjoy the new interior décor at €60.0 at https://www.etsy.com/listing/668243349/felt-placemats-and-coasters-rectangle Choose your wows. 🐕 START enjoy the new interior décor with Special Unique Felt Placemats Rectangle Set of 24 (12 mat table + 12 coasters ) size: Mat Table 44 cm x 29 cm 17 x 11 inch Coasters 10 x 10 cm 4 x 4inch 4 mm felt Felt is perfect for protecting your table. Please use a felt coaster so your glass doesn't leave a ring on the table. Spot clean with damp soapy sponge or dry clean.

[fuzzyghost]

[contac]

This guy in the Craftmatic Adjustable Bed commercial from 1986 has upsettingly long limbs.

[fruitcage]

[definingfashioncreatingculture]

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[djregular]

This week's round-up of new and new-to-me music is up over on my Cohost! My faves so far?

Go check everything else out at the full post and let me know what you're riding with this weekend.

[buildingshitwithcrab]

This appears to be a genuine Craftmatic Adjustable Chair. They were sold on TV, all through the 80s, and probably a good bit before that. The not-elderly and able-bodied made fun of them a lot. But, I ask you: how is the Craftmatic design significantly different than this:

Especially when wall mounts for flat TVs exist? Mount three monitors across a room’s corner, aim your 70s lounger at it, and have a comfortable gaming rig that, best of all, does not cost three thousand dollars before electronics.

(as an aside, OP’s photo has a shitload of good furniture in it. that chair, that couch, and the lamp/endtable combo are A Living Room, by themselves, and i’ll take the entire cream bedroom storage set in the background, as well. ugly? maybe, but functional as fuck.)

Fuck it

Grandma gamer chair

[itssplatmat-blog]

Custom Coatings

In addition to their reusable mats, Splatmat Ltd has the ability to do custom coatings for smaller objects such as leather, cloth, plastic, and others, providing them with a strong and durable layer of protection. The polyurea coating not only protects the item in question but also possesses many of the same qualities as our Splatmat reusable mats, making them resistant to substances such as acetone, rubbing alcohol, brake cleaner, and more. To learn more about how you can have a custom coating done, please contact the team at Splatmat Ltd today!

https://bouldertruckbedlinermats.com/custom_coatings