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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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i don't think I've posted this here before… found this in my folder :3

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Important! Your pet's RFID chip number might have been disconnected this week.

Is your pet chipped? They should be. Do you know who made the chip?

Pet RFID chips are so small that there's really only room on them for a serial number. When your lost pet is brought to a shelter or a vet's office, they can scan the chip, read that number, and then type it into a program that draws from a series of linked databases to find your name and phone number. That's how they find you, and tell you that Silly Lilly von Wigglesbottom has gone wandering, and she's safe and sound, and would you come get her, please?

Texas-based Save This Life, which provided chips to vets and shelters all across the US, has all at once and abruptly gone dark; their database is just gone. Their customers were not given warning and so did not know to change their registration to another company. A lot of animals have basically become anonymous now.

If you don't know what company you've been using, call your vet's office and ask what pet chip number they have on file. If the chip number starts with 991 or 900164, it's probably a Safe This Life chip.

If it turns out yours is one of the affected cases, the chip itself will still be fine! There's no need to add another, or anything like that. You'll just need to transfer the number to another company, and your vet should be able to recommend the one that they like the best.

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How to draw TREES with FORM, from my tutorials BOOKS, on Kickstarter on a SECRET DATE in MARCH! The SECRET LAUNCH mailing list will open ONE FINAL TIME at the end of this month! Stay tuned!

Lorenzo!

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Realm of Distortion

Recently I decided to try making foldable fans with my artwork and I actually had to create some designs specifically to fit the template.

This Giratina here is the first one of the set! It's one of my all time fabourite Pokémon and I have drawn it so many times. Am I planning to stop? Unlikely.

Fun fact: when painting the scales I ended up going over them five times. Everything is done by hand in inks.

Prints available on INPRNT! At the time of posting this INPRNT is offering 40% off of all prints!

Find me and my art elsewhere!    

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stuff they actually let happen on Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Godzilla tried to eat Chancellor Palpatine

Darth Maul came back from the dead as a crime boss with robot legs and had a giant angry brother named Savage

Jabba the Hutt’s uncle was an offensive gay stereotype

Palpatine had a gigantic forehead for literally no reason

Zombie episode

They named a Jedi “I’m Gonna Die” and then killed him

Some senator had a sex robot

All the Twi’leks had French accents

Ahsoka got hunted for sport

Anakin had to do elaborate BDSM roleplay with an evil cat lady

Dooku was almost murdered by the Macbeth witches

Hondo Ohnaka

Yoda made contact with Qui-Gon Jinn’s ghost but the other Jedi just thought he had dementia

0.07 seconds after leaving the Jedi Order, Ahsoka crashed her motorcycle, got a girlfriend, and ended up smuggling drugs for the mob

Anakin and Obi-Wan met the physical incarnations of the Dark and Light Sides of the Force and they looked like a goth drama queen and his cottagecore sister and both of them were furries

Ahsoka got bit by an evil rat which made her evil for awhile

Jar Jar killed a guy

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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Alexander von Humboldt

With her distinctive green hull and sails

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In 2024 hyper realistic graphics are no longer impressive. You know what impresses me? A fully complete and functional game at launch

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Writers should NOT feel guilty about:

Skipping a day of writing.

Not having a perfect first draft.

Partaking in sinister, arcane rituals for inspiration.

Working at their own pace.

Enlisting demons and/or helpful spirits to aid them with editing.

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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YALL. Holly Black has a list of resources she's used for writing her books on the fair folk. I'm OBSESSED. I love her work and world building. it's so true to the heart of faeries

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me: "ah yes time to get cozy in bed"

my dog: -agreeing by draping her 60lb self across my rib cage-

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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Lake Chelan Dragon risograph print made for Push/Pull's group show "Cannot Confirm" cryptid art group show. You can purchase them here.