#Country by Country Reporting

[elainiisms]

it's almost like... if you play a movie in 10 cinemas worldwide, it doesn't do as well as it could 🤯🤯

[chaiaurchaandni]

people who became reliant on al jazeera for news on the israeli genocide in gaza: pls know that AJ might not cover the american bombing of yemen in the same way due to politics, however, this doesnt mean that civilian areas in yemen arent being bombed at all (eg airports) so pls look at other sources for accurate reporting eg almayadeen english

[dejwrld]

seeing a video of idf soldiers peeing on a dead body and then kicking it & you want me to think these people are “in danger and fearing for their lives”. like they’re spawns of satan himself with the crimes they’re committing and i hope every time they close their eyes to sleep, they’re haunted by the lives they have taken…i hope each generation of their families don’t know peace until they all wither and croak.

from the river to the sea palestine will be free!!!

[rolandkaros]

ROGER FEDERER [SUI] & RAFAEL NADAL [ESP] || WIMBLEDON CHAMPIONSHIPS FINAL || 07 06 2006, 07 08 2007, 07 06 2008

[@rgrfederer]

[bebegi]

[dozydawn]

jane seymour played a dallas cowboy cheerleader in a 1979 made for tv movie?! this is like if keira knightley was in a bring it on

[pratchettquotes]

"Your Ankh-Morpork soldiers aren't in a position to protect you, however."

"Sir, you are right. You could have me killed right now," said de Worde simply. "You know that. I know that. But you won't, for three reasons. The officers of Borogravia tend towards honor. Everyone says that. That's why they don't surrender. And I bleed most distressingly. And you don't need to, because everyone's interested in you! Suddenly, it's all changed!"

"Interested in us?"

"Sir, in a sense you could help a lot right now. Apparently, people back in Ankh-Morpork were amazed when...look, have you heard about what we call 'human interest,' sir?"

"No."

De Worde tried to explain. Blouse listened with his mouth open, and at the end, said:

"Have I got this right? Although many people have been killed and wounded in this wretched war, it's not been of much 'interest' to your readers? But it is now, just because of us? Because of a little skirmish in a town they've never heard of? And because of it, we're suddenly a 'plucky little country' and people are telling your newspaper that your great city should be on our side?"

"Yes, Lieutenant. We put out a second edition last night, you see."

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Hey! So you're getting reported for pedophilia and I'm sending an anonymous report to the CIA as well as other investigation bureaus to look into you and your account!

What you do and post is not only illegal, but also harmful and idealizes pedophilia and other forms of assault.

[autumn-foxfire]

Heiji: Yo, Kudo, how's the honeymoon going?

Shinichi: It's going great, Kaito stole the Mona Lisa

Heiji: That goo-WAIT WHAT?

[kyouka-supremacy]

One thing I keep thinking about is how the pm's front company is literally called “Mori Corporation”. Like yeah sure, let's put the actual name of our evil boss, most likely the most wanted person in the entire Yokohama, as the title of our not-shady-at-all perfectly-subtle black-themed industry. What could ever go wrong

[rosenthalsgirl]

Dear McLaren,

If you favour Lando over Oscar and fuck Oscar over one more time- I'm coming for you (consider this a threat).

[zombiecicada]

[tongues--and--teeth]

What if just this once, things worked out?

[securebus]

i don’t get people that don’t like ska i mean what are you doing with your life??? go listen to some kill lincoln/big d and the kid’s table then report back.

she punking my rock till i trumpet

[puddlellama]

I'm so mad at this bullshit. how fucking dare they. soulless bureaucratic monsters. if i ever get my hands on that rat-faced fascist, he'll be fucking begging for death.