#Couldn’t stop laughing at this!

[chromateclipse]

TAKADAA CHAAAANNN

[anna-scribbles]

i need to know everything about them immediately

[darkmuffinstudios]

I love playing audience anarchy with my friends on VRC :3

@vettryce @chiib-foxx-artz

[kizzer55555]

Welcome to the Restraint! (Restaurant)

Imagine Danny runs to Gotham and starts squatting in an abandoned old building in Crime Alley. Slowly putting some ecto into the place to claim it as his haunt (while recovering from the sudden loss of his old one). And he does the normal stuff to survive. Finds some odd jobs, often as a messenger, and is just surviving. Another thing he does is make his own food. It’s cheaper than takeout and he’s gotten pretty good at cooking (out of necessity instead of eating sentient hotdogs). Then he ends up accidentally taking in some street kids. Or more like they follow him home. He can’t just turn them away so he makes a meal for them and lets them stay the night then sends them on their way. And then it happens again. And again. And ok, so maybe he saved a girl from getting molested. And that older guy from getting his only good blanket stolen. And sure, maybe letting that poor pizza delivery guy rant was unnecessary but he looked like he was having a bad day ok? Pretty sure that kid with the scar is a meta too but…he needed a place to stay a few nights alright? It’s not like any of them stay permanently. Danny’s started picking up a few more odd jobs to pay for all the extra food he’s had to buy. Always keeping his place stocked. At least he doesn’t have to pay for water and a fridge, he just makes some ice (or melts it). Sure the water is cold, but it’s probbaly the cleanest water in Gotham. And then some of the people start paying. Like…actually paying in exchange for food. Not sure if it’s because of guilt or pity but Danny won’t look a gift horse in the mouth. And with all the money, he hasn’t had to take as many dangerous jobs. Soon, his little abandoned apartment became what’s essentially the closest thing to a legitimate restaurant in Crime Alley.

It didn’t look normal. The chairs and tables were more like old couches and stools pulled up to coffee tables and cabinets turned on their side. Although with the bulling becoming more like Danny’s haunt, the walls naturally started repairing themselves so at least it didn’t look like it was gonna collapse anymore. And ok…so Danny might have rescued a few feral kids who…weirdly have gold eyes. And possibly stopped a meta trafficking ring on accident. And look, these people didn’t have anywhere to go! And the apartment did have empty rooms. It was already known as a place someone could crash for the night (last winter the entire place was cramped with people. Danny had to break up multiple fights but they usually calmed down when he got there.)

One benefit from controlling a haunt is controlling the temperature inside so it was one of the only buildings with ‘heat’. But back to his…strays. So yeah…most didn’t seem like they could rejoin society…so he let them stay. And…they kind of became employees? Impromptu bodyguards? (Some of the golden eyed people almost felt like he was rangling feral ghosts again.) they came in all ages. A few kids, lots of teens, and a few adults. Same with the metas he rescued. They mostly helped deliver food to costumers. They even got a phone line working and could take orders. (Although the new…employees…also got more protective whenever a fight broke out.) With all the extra money he’s been getting he was even able to afford some medical supplies. A lot of his customers(?) came in injured and he tried his best to patch them up but now he could do more than tie some ripped clothing around the wound and use ice to numb it. He’s got bandages. And pain killers. Plus other medical stuff. He can even give someone stickers now! All that experience as an injured vigilante was paying off. Even Villains and goons start attending this place. The place was unofficially designated as one of the Alley’s ‘safe zones’ where no fighting takes place inside (the body guards make sure of it.) the metas and Talons are getting an identity for themselves, the street kids even get a job and a hideout, random people can go there for help or to pass messages, this place provides food, shelter, and medical care. No one wants it going down.

So yeah, welcome to the restaurant!

(I’m debating whether I want this to be the weirdest restaurant/safe place/truce area in the alley, or whether I want Danny to accidentally become a crime lord. Possibly both.)

Also, this place is called the Restraint because I keep misspelling Restaurant and I think Danny would do the same so the name stuck. (Or one of the kids spelled it when making a sign or passing around messages to spread the word of this safe place.)

So anyways, to add some angst, after Danny adopts a bunch of crime alley kids/villains they find out about Danny’s powers and that he’s a ghost, only they don’t know about Halfas so they think Danny is fully dead and this super kind guy who has been the only person to ever treat them like people…died. He died likely a long time ago and there’s nothing any of them can do to change that.

(And if the GIW dare to come into the alley, they better be prepared for the entire place to turn on them.)

[worms-for-brains]

Based off of my previous out of context soap and ghost post. People kept saying he looked like a spy soooooo.

Very different from my usual stuff as I play around with brushes and stylization

[asexualzoro]

psa to all fic authors

saying someone was hanged = that person has been executed/murdered via hanging

saying someone was hung = that person has a massive dick

if you do not want me to giggle like a 12 year old schoolboy through your dramatic/tense/tragic hanging scene, please use the correct word

[papafuckingemeritus]

Because every Ghost blog needs a clip of Copia yelling “poop chute”

[mischiefbuckley]

always a gay and an evil gayer person behind them lmao

[whalehouse1]

Teacher: Yes, we would like you to come to school to attend a parent-teacher conference about Damian this Friday around 5:30. Is that alright? Do you have any questions?

Talia: Yes. How did you get this number?

[mangoshibi]

Just making myself laugh hehehe

[kaiipivara]

me when i call dream my cancelled wife in front of normies on accident

[aviangrian]

IM FUCKINF CRYING

[squidd-ink]

Has anyone else done this yet?

[inkykeiji]

listen to me. look me in the EYE and tell me this isn’t a pill tin touya-nii not only owns but wears everywhere he fucking goes (it’s got his most precious pills in it; drugs he can’t bear to not have on his body at all times)

like come ONNNNNNN those might as well be his fucking hands >.<

anyway i proper lost my fucking mind when thanos pulled this cute lil thing out from under his shirt because i thought he was just gonna be some psycho fucker who enjoyed causing the death of others;;;; i didn’t expect him to be an addict while he was at it!!! (*ﾉωﾉ)

he might as well be written & directed by clari herself~

[envy-of-the-apple]

Instead of Gojo being Nobaras dad, imagine if he just slept with her mom and that's why he knew all that stuff about her. She did say she goes for younger men

oh god what scares me is how realistic this is. Now I’m rlly glad Sukuna killed him cuz gojo would’ve told Nobara in the WORST WAY POSSIBLE

[doctorsiren]

you know you’re in too deep when you’re introducing yourself to your Greek and Roman Lit class, and are asked who your favourite animated character was and (after giggling a lot, to which your teacher asks if the answer is embarrassing) you say “Ford Pines” and proceed to say that he is “the hot one. Hot old man.”

And the girl who asked the question looks him up and shows our professor who Ford Pines is

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve accidentally told a group of people that I’ve just met that I’m into Ford Pines and tell them he’s a “hot old cartoon man”, I would have at LEAST FOUR NICKELS and that’s just IN THE LAST MONTH ALONE.