#Costco swag

[dsm--v]

ur in lobve with sprout and ur swag. and your accent scares me americans arent real /lh

my accent is cool as shit dwag :evil_costco

[shoegazergamer]

costco guys are single-handedly bringing back the 80s in rap

[john-t-swag]

costco is the company with the most swag

[solibrie]

sorry i'm being self indulgent gimme a sec . jatp as rapture (a bff discord server i'm in) quotes

julie: lord the white people you put on this planet are poisoning themselves luke: julie you're such a talented singer you can literally make me like any song reggie: yeah i didn't even know the mona lisa song was by brendon urine. yuri? alex: help. reggie: brenan. what's his name. panic at the disco

flynn: those words don't please my spirit willie: well your spirit can take a hike, pal

reggie: wait wait wait. everyone. i lost my pants. i could've sworn they were on my body julie: ??? reggie: where did my pants go luke: how high are you right now alex: you LOST them? reggie: SOBER. I'M ON DAY 4 NO WEED. THIS IS JUST #ME

willie: you have to experience the lows alex: i'm not already doing that ?

luke: [shakes a magic 8ball] should i lie to my bandmates? 8ball: without a doubt

julie: chris brown's been found murdered in a costco after alex did his little dancey dance

reggie: gonna ask if they're looking for a third but at this point the line's so long i'd be lucky to be a fifth

luke: in some alternate world, "stand tall" brought world peace

flynn: @/everyone if you had to think of an animal that screams socially progressive and fiscally conservative what animal would it be? reggie: girl wait flynn: HUH? reggie: my answer isn't girl

alex: the gang goes to ital y willie: ital luke: y reggie: ital julie: y alex: thanks guys reggie: new call and response just dropped julie: when i say ital you say y

reggie: i haven't seen the matrix either flynn: hand over the bi flag mr peters

willie: we should be able to put actors in gender studies classes against their wills

flynn: what if i gathered a bunch of twigs and sticks and made a giant bird's nest and then tied you to the nest a la looney tunes and then summoned a flock of ravens to peck at you until the mother bird imprints on you and sees you as a surrogate child and then raises you with them until its time for them to kicked out and then she throws you out of the nest but you can't fly because you're a human and so you fall and die julie: flynn you're insane flynn: HOW AM I INSANE

luke: you can't spell wednesday without "he" julie: yes you can? luke: wait fuck

reggie: who are you calling gay alex: yes

reggie: [shaking a magic 8ball] do you like my songs 8ball: very doubtful

willie: i think all straight people should be allowed to cheat in a gay way

luke: i'm giggling can you tell i'm swinging my feet in the air giggling alex: i can tell can you tell i'm exploding you?

reggie: a tank is just like the horse of cars

julie: i don't think i've ever met a clown that spoke? alex: luke speaks.

alex: they hate me for my sparkling water swag flynn: it's not swag.

julie: i think all of sunset curve should go to sleep. except for luke who should stay up and repent

[fishforfallenlight]

The old ladies giving out samples at Costco think my swag is undeniable so suck on those eggs mom

[thetoaddaddy]

acquired the Costco Wholesale sweater swag

[pokerus101]

My descent into being a dad (gender neutral) was quick, but intense. My jokes were always dad jokes, so nothing changed there. However, my poor partner went from listening to modern alt rock in 2021 to mostly dad rock and Jimmy Buffett in the past couple years. My vocabulary is becoming more daddish, I’ve started standing around watching my partner play on the TV, and I actually like mowing now. My partner and I went grocery shopping and told me I was rocking “Costco dad swag”.

I am become dad

[udnergecko]

@us-costco-official get transgender swagged

rb to give the person u rb'd this from transgender swag

[dirtielemon]

thought for a solid 10 mins the dirty look I got from someone else while walking into Costco was from my 10 year old boy fit swag but I am now realizing it was probably just my leg hair

[petals4paws]

🚗 ON THE ROAD 🚗

One outta four P4P vehicles working - driver's door decides it doesn't work on the Jeep today 🤦‍♀️ But we are FINALLY on the road to Portland with great bags of swag for the event raffle! Thank you to ALL who sponsored donations!

@barkbox

@costco

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[halodwolf]

saw a guy with a starset shirt at the breakfast joint and then got my vnv nation shirt recognized by a person with extreme transmasc swag at costco. good music taste represent

[slavy77]

When something is free it gets grabbed quickly and by many. We all like free stuff. The food samples at Costco. The SWAG at trade shows. The product samples that get thrown in with packages or groceries. We pay for almost everything, so freebies are delightful.

There are some things that we could get for free, but many of us don’t bother with. Knowledge is one of those things. We are living in an age where there is so much knowledge at our fingertips, yet we only take advantage of a small part of it.

This might just be my observation, but it seems like being entertained has become more important than knowledge. All the crappy “reality” shows are proof of that. Rather than grow our knowledge, we invest our time in watching a bunch of bratty sisters who have no skills other than selfies and acting like morons.

Rather than read an article that may enlighten us, we focus on how many of the same color circles we can punch and get points (or whatever game is the trend).

There are times when we need a break from reality, so those things are not always bad in small amounts. The news junkie (which can be me sometimes) can be just as bad and very grumpy. There is so much opportunity to learn new things. Grow our knowledge, grow wisdom. I would venture to say you could self-teach yourself to do almost anything, yet we choose to dumb it down.

While humanity seems to get technologically smarter, humans seem to be getting dumber. We’ve lost our focus on learning thanks to the ease of entertainment like Tik Tok. Add in the desire for fame and we’ve got what we have today. Corrupt “leadership” who are smart enough to mislead the mis-focused and under informed people.

There has never been a better time to be the best version of you than now. Read more articles (From different sources - not just one view). Get Flipboard so you can easily find articles you like. Reconnect with your faith and strengthen your spirituality. Download the Bible app and just bring some positive, moral direction into your life once a day. Exercise to keep your body strong. Have conversations that don’t include talking about some trashy love connection show.

It’s a great time to find enlightenment…but the distractions are there too. Interesting how that works right? Like some kind of evil is working against it……

[costcofans]

Who loves freebies? 🙋🏻‍♀️ Free reusable shopping tote bag with a mini coin purse attached by a carabiner clip for #Costco Members who sign up for auto-renewal in the warehouse. #membership #freebies #CostcoFans #bag #free #reusable #tote #CostcoFinds #totebags #swag #CostcoFan #CostcoFind #renewal #yes (at Costco) https://www.instagram.com/p/CaxM2fRhSho/?utm_medium=tumblr

[lesbibaku]

recommend some bkdk fics !! <33

*cracks knuckles* let's start.

(All of them are on ao3 and all of them are sfw:))

Romeo and Romeo by supercrunch is one of my comfort fics. Katsuki is just adorable and deku's any extrovert in quarantine. Side pairing is iidachako which I love honestly. Also katsukis' dog is so cute!

I read A Fever You Can't Sweat Out by TargaryenJedii yesterday and it definitely didn't disappoint! This fic is definition of hurt/comfort and dadzawa. I love how supportive the class, and teachers are.

i wish i may i wish i might by writedeku is another comfort fic of mine. I read it whenever I'm feeling sad and it cheers me up. I just wanna say that I'm sucker for tdbk friendship.

I normally don't read gen fics but Never Take Your Problem Children to Costco by DanceInTheKitchen is definitely an exception. I love bestie troublemaker bkdk honestly. They're gremlins ok? Also this fic is a complete crack & humor so I would suggest to not read it in public places!

Never regret thy fall by nekoelisan is just masterpiece. I love the sun & Icarus reference, the whole fic feels like poetry. I'm in love with authors' writing style and the way they describe katsukis' feelings. I don't remember how I found this fic but I'm glad I did.

When Love Decides to Stay by princejaelofbabylon felt like a slap in the face because I'm a person who can't just let go of things no matter how much they hurt me. Sometimes I reread it just to remind myself that it's okay to let someone go.

High Hopes by edema_ruh shattered me in million pieces and I'm still picking them up. Tbh I don't think I'll ever recover from this fic. I'm a person who loves angst but damn I never knew a person surviving would hurt me this much but here we are:,)

caramel dynamite supernova by deadwriter16 is fluffy and adorable. We love izuku "kacchan's amazing" Midoriya in this house (￣∇￣) they're so whipped and in love with eachother GOD.

The Night We Met by majjale ripped my heart out and tried to put it back in the place (emphasis on tried). It's so heartbreaking to see izuku dying over and over again and katsuki can't do anything about it. I actually didn't understand the ending at first but everything became clear once I read the sequel.

Our Way Out by Ana_Writes is one of my first fics that I've read on ao3. Anas' writing style is very unique. I remember being in awe when I first read it. Also ponytail katsuki is superior!!

colors of a ghost by ladyofsnails was my first ghost deku story. I remember reading it when there was storm outside (which gave it more creepy & scary vibe???).

So Much Worse Than A Phantom Limb by s_the_queen is incredible. Swags' ooc ochako is the only ooc ochako I'll accept. I love how supportive mina, kirishima, kaminari, jirou, asui and ALMOST whole class were. Also bakumomo friendship y'all!

I feel like A Split Second by jesskrt is kinda like origin to Spideydeku. It's inspired by that scene in spiderman where that girl fell off the building & Peter tries to save her but couldn't.

As soon as I saw the summary of Lubēre, Libēre by empressvika I knew it would hurt. So of course I read it. I like how in this fic deku is the one who's struggling to identify his feelings and not katsuki. Because I feel like that's canon in the manga.

wrinkled oranges, pigeons, and other sweet things to call your significant other by sapphicflower is that bittersweet fic that makes me feel mix of different kind of emotions. Old bkdk makes me feel so sad? And happy??? At the same time😭 I feel happy because they did grow old together but at the same time it's sad but not in the bad way. Like when you realize that your sibling grow up and you feel nostalgic kind of way.

The Tale of the Red-Eyed Demon by Seeress is one of my first bkdk fics I've read. And it's amazing. Honestly anything by Seeress is a piece of art. I would recommend all of their fics.

How to Train Your Useless Dragon by Mikacrispy is the fic I never knew I needed. As you can guess its inspired by How To Train Your Dragon. I love how author combined HTTYD and MHA universes together. Definitely worth reading.

_____

I'm considering making a full masterlist of bkdk fics I'd recommend because that's definitely not all. What do y'all think?

Also while writing this I realized that most of the fics I read are oneshots, so if y'all knew sfw long bkdk fics (that aren't TWYUTD because I already read it) lemme know!

Thanks for the ask xinilia! And I'm sorry I wasn't able to answer it sooner:( I was very busy.

(Post edited because apparently some links were broken lxjsijss)

[h1tmanmode]

guys im so sorry i love glenn but i cant let taako be done dirty like this. this is what happens when you put two bad bitches against eachother

propaganda:

funniest attitude in the entire world. this man acts like everyone is in love with him (and they are)

traded in a rock at costco for a 60,000g sword with +20 melee damage. now if that isnt pure charisma

he used a spell to turn some random guy he met into a tentacle porn and by the end of the campaign that random guy became his boyfriend. canonically. the pull? the amount of charm?

THE GNC SWAG. ON THIS MAN. WE LOVE QUEER REP. GLENN I LOVE YOU BUT YOULL NEVER HAVE WHAT TAAKO DID

he has died 19 times. is that not sick

got a man to hate him so much that he stopped working

he has so much cool ass lore. the character development. he starts caring about those around him. he starts loving. he learns not to hide himself from people anymore. dude i

hes so cunning. he acts like is stupid but trust me he is so michevious. do you not love a man with a trick up his sleeve. come on

look up "the adventure zone comic the eleventh hour taako" and go to images. or crystal kingdom. please. please. plea

HE HAS GONE THROUGH SO MUCH. HIS PLANE GOT KILLED. HE WATCHED HUNDREDS OF WORLDS DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. HE THOUGHT HE HURT PEOPLE. AND HE STILL HAD THE GUTS TO BE SILLY

he invented surfing

COOL WIZARD. COOL SPELLS. PEW PEW 🪄🪄

just please. you have to listen to me. glenn is a great character but nothing he did could ever compare to taako. taako ran so glenn could walk. taako is a wonderfully made character with so much love put in him and given by him and he deserves this so much. he wouldnt even be suprised if he won. thats how you know

come on. vote for this crunchy bitmap of a man

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

GLENN GLENNNNNN

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I haven't dedicated the last 2 months of my life drawing Glenn close for him to lose

Vote for Glenn Close or I will make you read the parody I did of the vaporeon copypasta

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

VOTE GLENN

Glenn fuckers fought tooth and nail to get us here from like 38% dawg we DESERVE THIS. GLENN IS THE SEXIEST MAN!!! HE WAS THE FIRST FICTIONAL CHARACTER I FOUND HOT AND HE’S GONNA CONTINUE TO SWEEP!!! Your hot goat woman sounds sexy don’t get me wrong but I’m forever fighting for the man that changed my brain chemistry. Proud of our fandom tbh. I don’t think y’all understand the sheer amount of effort I have put in to get my boy where he is today but this placement feels well earned. TO GLENN SWEEP!!

THE FUCK YOU MEAN GLENN CLOSE ISNT WINNING IM BOUT TO THROW HANDS FR

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

Yalll better vote glenn i swear to god

Vote Glenn or else the bird gets it🐦🛸

HOW IS MY DUDE NOT WINNING????

GLEN GELN NELG GLENNANN HE DESERVS ITTTT

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Taako (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

A celebrity chef from another plane

[popefart]

Where are the goated with the sauce highkey a vibe swag autism costco neurodivergent chicks at