#Corny Pick Up Lines
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Oh no, I love them already.
#i saw you in my dream#yoing#yohing#ingyo#ingyoh#thai bl#bl series#thai drama#bl drama#thai series#asianlgbtqdramas#thai bl series#asian lgbtq dramas#thaibl#thai bl drama#corny pick up lines#i love them so much
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I think you're suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me
my doc said iâm missing vitamin u đ can u help me đ
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How Corny
Pairing: Jumin Han/MC Rating: G Tags: romance, Corny pick up lines, sad zen, Jaehee is traumatized by her boss (again) Prompt: Corny pick up lines
Entry number 4. Enjoy <3 @xxsycamore @chaosangel767
ZEN has entered the chat.
Jumin Han has entered the chat.
Jaehee Kang has entered the chat.
ZEN
ZEN
ZEN
Jaehee Kang
Zen, please donât spam the chat.
ZEN
I canât help it, Jaehee. Itâs almost Valentines and Iâm so lonely.
Jumin Han
    You could focus on something other than romance, for a change.
ZEN
    Like youâre one to talk.
Jaehee Kang
    He does have a point, Mr. Han.
MC has entered the chat.
MC
    Hey everyone!
Jumin Han
    Just the person I was hoping to see. My love, do you know what tomorrow is?
ZEN
    Itâs a trap, MC!
MC
    Hmmmm~ what is tomorrow?
Jumin Han
    Valentineâs Day. Also an excuse for me to lavish you with more love and attention everywhere and anywhere we wish.
Jaehee Kang
ZEN
    Iâm going to die.
Jumin Han
    I do have several things prepared for our day. Iâve also prepared a plethora of perfect words to sweep you off your feet while you wait for me to come home.
MC
    Youâre adorable, Jumin.
ZEN
Jumin Han
    MC, I hope you know CPR.
Jaehee Kang has left the chat
MC
    Mm? Why is that, dear?
Jumin Han
    Because you take my breath away.
ZEN
    I canât believe this is happening right now.
MC
    Oh my word. I better sign up for a training course today, then.
Jumin Han
    And, my love, if I were a cat, you know what I would do?
MC
    Whatâs that?
Jumin Han
    Spend all nine of my lives with you.
ZEN
    CATS DONâT ACTUALLY HAVE NINE LIVES
MC
    Awww, Jumin, that was really cute. Corny, but cute.
ZEN
    âŚ
    Youâre both hopeless.
MC
    Got that right ;)
#romance#Corny pick up lines#sad zen#Jaehee is traumatized by her boss (again)#be my valentine content creation challenge#be my valentine ccc#Jumin Han#mm jumin#jumin/mc
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You sure, cuz you've been running through my mind all day! đđđ
Do you workout?
nope! đ
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masterlist
đââËâšęˇ R U MINE? .á
⤡ satoru gojo x gender neutral!reader â§âË â
á°. đđđ§đđ¨đŚ . . . jujutsu kaisen
á°. đ˘đ§đđĽđŽđđđŹ . . . corny pick-up lines | suggestive dialogues
á°. đ¤đđ˛ . . . n/n: nickname | y/n: your name
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á°. đ/đ§ . . . a quick (and short af) dorky!gojo + tease!gojo bc we all know the duality of this man-child <3 hereâs a bunch of pick-up lines gojo uses on the reader bc we def need gojo fluff after what gege did to us đ but guys I saw one that went âI have these stitches on my forehead bc youâve made me lose my mindâ and I- đ
gojo: ây/n.â reader: âmm.â G: ân/n.â R: âmmm.â G: âMY LOVE-â R: âwhat is it, toru? and stop smirking.â G: âwant me to explain my cursed technique with mathematics?â R: âdidnât you fail twice, and then ask kento to help you with math?â G: ââŚâ R: âsorry, darling, go ahead-â G: âLETâS START BY ADDING A BED AND SUBTRACTING OUR CLOTHES-â geto: ân/n, is he high again?â
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gojo: âsomethingâs wrong with my six eyes, n/n.â reader: âshit, are you o-â G: âbecause I canât take them off you.â *finger guns* R: *bitch slaps him* đđ
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gojo: âoi n/n, you know gumiâs divine dogs, donâtcha?â reader: âmhm. theyâre so adorable. and donât yap my ears off when iâm reading. unlike someone else-â G: âI think, just like them, weâd make a great pair <3â R: *absolutely mf flustered*
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satoru âthroughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honoured one to be your husbandâ gojo on your wedding day <3
kozumesphone Š 2024 | donât repost my works onto other platforms, or edit and post them even on tumblr, without asking me first ⢠donât steal my works, steal my heart instead ⢠reblogs and comments are more than appreciated !
#skye's cafe ~ â.Ë#ââđ skyeâs jujutsuverse !#skye.jpgđ§¸â#if anyone used these irl id hate them forever but jjk men are just different okay#jjk pick up lines are so corny but I love them#gojoxreader#gender neutral reader#gojo satoru#pickuplines#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjkxreader#jjkpickuplines#oneshot#jjkoneshot#ff#writersontumblr#writerblr#my dorky husband fr
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help me why is Zapp so goddamn stupid đđđđđđ
#feeling the shame in admitting this corny dorky pick-up line approach would 1000% work on me. he's adorable in the worst way đł#the little kiss at the end...man i gotta wife him or i gotta kill him sdfgfds#zapp brannigan#captain zapp brannigan#turanga leela#leela#futurama#starleskatalks
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got tagged by @angelofthemornings for a last lines meme. in all honesty i havenât written anything all summer, since rehab knocked my brain out of my skull for a good few months. i havent written sober in years and im kind of nervous to try, so the last thing i worked on was a fanfic for the apollo protection agency podcast, untouched since may and still unfinished.
He imagined Kuiper felt as compromised and humiliated as he did, which wouldnât do - Fel wanted someone to judge him for it. He wanted someone to call him out, tell him heâd fucked up, that heâd crossed a line, that this wasnât him. But aside from Auronâs disappointed, nonjudgmental glance, no one had, and that made it worse.
Kuiper must have detected the guilt on his face. âYouâre wasting your energy,â he sighed, âworrying about what you should or should not have done.â He eyed him seriously, neither judgmental nor dismissive. âYou have done what youâve done. There is no undoing it.â
As Kuiper looked away, his paw twitched toward his jacket pocket, reaching for a cigarillo he knew he couldnât light inside the cabin. âEvery agent has a story like yours,â he went on, passing the gesture off as checking his side holster instead, âwhere someone paid with their life for a judgment call they made. Thereâs no absolving yourself by saying you were following orders. You chose to pull that trigger, and no one else did.â He turned his watchful gaze back on Fel, green eyes ringed with gold, his slitted pupils huge in the Tracerâs security lighting. âJustify it however you want. You donât need more reasons to lose sleep.â
tagging @midcarder @reneethecyborg @annies-brainrot-corner @bytchysylvy @gods-of-erebus basically the whole bside crew who wants to share their writing, im forgetting your urls off the top of my head but i wanna see what youre working on
#no idea what the rules are i think its just like#the most recent lines youve written in your current project#dont feel obligated tho#pin talks#writing meme#for context fel shot a chick point blank and like. nobody addressed it so i needed to make him process it#kuiper is a cat guy who is a secret agent#yes its as corny as it sounds#i really should pick this fic back up but im so scared to write sober#plus i have some art deadlines i need to knock out first#anyway
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To go with that Furina and kissing cheeks ask.
Furina, our man Neuvillette is soggy and horribly down bad, kiss his cheeks, and nuzzle him when allowed.
"Your Honor, counsel would like to approach the bench, climb up on the bench, and then climb into the judge's lap."
"Motion granted."
#writeblogging#the games of divinity#gotta figure out how many legal terms i can turn into corny pick up lines
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galladrabbles âtruceâ 2
hi. i made another @galladrabbles for this week hehe. idk why but I canât stop writing of these two being horny so enjoy! (thanks to @gardenerian for a fun prompt hehe)
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âTruce?â The TV blares through the apartment.
âOh, bullshit!â Mickey throws his arms up in anger from his place on the sofa.
Ian chuckles, âYou know youâre supposed to want the good guys to make up in the end, right?â
Mickey scoffs, âFuck that, I wanna see some dicks get chopped off ân some heads get blown.â
âOh?â Ian takes in the bare chest and exposed legs of the man next to him, âHow âbout dicks get blown?âŚâ he creeps towards Mickey, tugging at his boxers.
âGod youâre one corny motherfucker,â Mickey leans into the touch, head tilting backward.
#galladrabbles#gallavich#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian is corny#he loves to use those awful pick up lines on mickey#mickey pretends to hate it but actually finds it insanely endearing
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Okay I'm caving, like this for a cheesy law pick up line, multis specify or nothing <3
#inbox call#// i havent forgetten about the other inbox call but mmm#// corny pick up lines are calling me
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Pulling out some Roddy inspo
Totally normal about this man
Egregiously normal....
Woof
#roddy piper#rowdy roddy piper#kilt core#men in kilts#id be fine if he would lose the kilt#because I need to see things#for fic science#i have pick up lines for the tire iron picture#and yes they are just as corny as you are imagining
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can i just say that iâm somewhat a fake astarion girlie bc i really didnât like his romance in act 1 but i put up with it bc i knew that i would enjoy his romance more once he started being genuine with the pc
#iâm remembering how much i cringed at his corny pick up lines the first time i played#sorry king it was your acerbic personality and tragic backstory that captivated me#not the cheesy lines taken straight from a trashy romance novel#sephie.txt
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So i have never heard of Werewolf by Midnight until you mention it (I remember Wilson's heart way back when) but god the trailers vibes are so off. It reaks of like modern marvels fear of being genuine for me personally. Also I can't believe they are so like desperate for content on disney plus is releasing the movie in color evem tho that not only ruins the idea of the type of flicks they are refering to but also appearly the story sense appearly its integral to the actual plot.
Truely amazing
THEY'RE WHAT?!
Homage to old movies my behind. Their homage is as thin as glass. It's so hard to see it as anything remotely close to classic horror due to all that modernism marvel always has to shoehorn in to make sure their audience doesn't get homesick. Also re-releasing it to HULU as well 100% confirms that they're planning nothing for Halloween. Like yeah, you can say "Haunted Mansion" but I think that released in the summer for some reason. The only reason I can think of to do that is not to lose as much in the box office because everyone else is going to Freddy's around that time.
(spoilers)
Also also, the prosthetics look so barebones. They just plastered some fur and fangs on him, it's obvious they really struggled to make a vintage werewolf look conventionally attractive and intimidating.
imo Wilson's Heart nailed a similar intention to look like an old movie werewolf while still making it scary/intimidating. I know it's not prosthetics, but still, a bunch of talented concept artists and illustrators put a lot of love into each design. You can still use puppets and stuff and still be true to the original art.
It's a better tribute than cgi Chuthulu or whatever that was
Uhm anyways, there's nothing more to this and I didn't pay enough attention to it because my brain was like "I wish I was watching Wilson's Heart or an actual old horror movie" the whole time. I don't like how it felt like it was on the edge of breaking character the whole time, and did end up breaking character in the end for some reason.
#props to Wilson's Heart for not going like 'hey I'm Robert Wilson and I'm colorblind' to explain the effects#I don't even remember why it went to color#just because it can?#the only time WH was corny like that was when Wilson went 'I hate sci-fi' when he picked up a comic book#DO YOU GET IT#DOYOUGET ITTT#HE'S A SCI FI ACTOR FROM THE 80'S AAAAA#only time it was close to being corny but it was still kind of hidden#that and Kurtwood Smith saying âYou wanna Fly Bobbieâ which was his line from Robocop#and also *cough*... he's a fly....#but again it's a quick moment and it's hard to catch if you don't have all the info
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Takaaki: Hey, are you a drug? Because I'm addicted to you.
Taichi: Are you addicted to drugs?
Takaaki: What? N-No!
Taichi: AM I DATING A JUNKIE?!
Takaaki: I DON'T DO DRUGS!! (Well, not anymore.)
#danganronpa#takaaki ishimaru#taichi fujisaki#He just wanted to use a cute but corny pick up line#taikaaki#taichaaki
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âIâm gonna hate myself for this later...â
âIs your heart a lock, âcause I can pick it.â
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so i know who i'm looking at! a sukuna ryomen oneshot
pairing ⸺ ghostface!sukuna x reader
summary ⸺ on halloween night, you get a strange phone call from a man with a distorted voice right as you're chilling while babysitting yuuji. you get an ultimatum: perform for him, or risk your and yuuji's lives.
warnings ⸺ smut, fluff (at the end), pre established consent but dub con just in case, cream pie, lots of degradation and praise, âgood girl,â oral sex (m!recieving), recording and pictures, suggested infidelity (but itâs not actually infidelity), exhibitionism, reader gives him a show in exchange for her life, rough sex, semi-public sex, established relationship, mdni, pls help me find artist for credit :(
next. week two
kinktober masterlist | general masterlist
you stretch, yawning as you adjust the blanket you had on you to cover you and give you warmth on the chilly october evening. gazing forlornly at the balcony window outside, you see kids and college students alike in their halloween costumes visiting homes for treats and bars for booze, respectively. tonight was a night you were supposed to get dicked down by your boyfriend in the bathroom of a frat, but youâre stuck instead with a last minute call to babysit yuji because heâs sick.Â
you love the kid too much, like heâs your own baby. which is why you couldnât refuse playing babysitter, even if that meant forgoing pictures for your instagram with the slutty angel costume you had bought a month who in anticipation of halloweekend. instead, youâre tucked in and cozy, watching scream for the nth time just to fangirl over how hot ghostface is.Â
so youâre in your tank top and boy shorts, relaxing and chilling (that is, as much as you can while locked in on your movie). and, as if on cue, the moment the phone rings in the movie, the itadori householdâs phone number gets a call.
you jump at the noise, a bit on edge because of the movie and definitely regretting the idea of setting the living room pitch back in spirit of mood lighting. groaning (albeit a bit freaked out), you get up to answer the call, as yuji babysitting protocol required that you answer any call in case it may be an emergency. Â
picking upâbut a bit on edgeâyou drone, âitadori household, how can i help you?â
thereâs heavy breathing on the other end and you hate your scaredy cat tendencies because your heart is picking up at the distorted and low pants. âhâhello?â
âhey.â the voice is low, just like the breathing, and for a moment, you hate your brain for immediately recalling the nsfw audios you watch to masturbate because the guy on the phone sounds exactly like them. itâs a little freaky that youâre getting such a weird fuckin call at this time, but regardless you persist, in case this was relevant. you kind of need this job.
feigning cheerfulness, you ask, "what can i get ya?" as your fingers absently toy with the thin strap of your tank top. the cool air from the nearby vent sends a shiver across your skin, but the silence on the other end of the line is more unnerving. you're met with nothing but heavy breathing, and each exhale seems to scrape against your eardrums.
shifting uncomfortably, you feel the sweat beading at the nape of your neck as impatience builds. your fingers tighten around the receiver. "are you gonna talk or should i hang up?" you finally snap, agitation bleeding into your voice.
but before you can slam the phone down, he speaks.
âwhatâs your favorite scary movie?â
a groan escapes you, the kind that rises from deep in your chest, exasperation overtaking any lingering nervousness. "look, buddy, this is soooo corny. like, i was literally just watching scream, so youâre not doing shit. if you wanna prank call a girl, try somewhere else because���"
âyou got a boyfriend?â
âi do,â you quip back quickly, a hand on your hip as you stand straighter, eyes flicking to the doorway of the kitchen. shadows dance in the dim light, your heartbeat subtly picking up pace. you move to hang up the phone, more irritated than frightened now. âso you better not try anything funny and waste more of your time, you fuââ
âbut heâs not sleeping upstairs with the kid?â
the world freezes. you pause, the phone hovering mid-air. what did he just say? your pulse quickens, each thud louder than the last as dread claws at your chest. "what?"
a laugh, deep and guttural, slithers through the receiver. itâs the kind of laugh that makes your stomach drop and your legs feel weak. his voice is smooth, velvety even, and it curls around your ear like smoke. despite the creeping fear, something primal makes your thighs clench involuntarily. âokay, now that iâve finally got your attention, letâs try this again. whatâs your name, baby?â
that wordâbabyâthe way he drags it out, rich and slow, makes your heart stutter, even as fear wraps tighter around your ribs. you grip the edge of the counter, nails digging into the cool surface. âwhy do you wanna know?â
âso i know who iâm looking at.â
the room spins. your breath falters, shallow, barely there. itâs like the walls are closing in, and your throat feels thick with fear. you lick your dry lips, throat tightening painfully. âwhaâwhat do you mean?â
a soft coo hums through the phone, mockingly sweet. âno need to be afraid, pretty baby. you donât want the kid upstairs to die, do you?â
your blood turns to ice. the words donât make sense at first, but when they do, it feels like the floorâs been yanked out from beneath you. your mind races, every nerve in your body screaming. âwhat the fuck? is this some kind of prank call? this isnât funny.â
but the man just continues, as if he didnât just say something so horrifying that your stomach churns. his voice remains steady, eerily calm. âthe kid, how old is he? five, six? heâs dozinâ off in those stupid iron man pjâs of his.â you swear you can hear his smile through the phone, a wicked curl of satisfaction. âand i love those shorts on you. parading your ass around like the slut you are. howâd your boyfriend leave you alone tonight?â
the walls feel like theyâre closing in. a cold sweat breaks out across your skin, and suddenly the room feels too small. your eyes dart toward the darkened stairs. every creak of the house becomes louder, sharper. the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end as you swallow, mouth dry as cotton. it feels like someone is watchingâsomeone who shouldnât be there.
for a second, you digest the information heâd bestowed upon youâinformation about yourself. not-so-subtly freaking out, you get out a âplease, please donât do this.âÂ
 âthen gimme a show. follow what i say.â
âoâokay. what do you want me to do?â youâre trembling, your realize, in your fear. or was it arousal?
âcome closer to the window,â the voice purrs. you tentatively walk up to the balcony window facing the itadori garden, awaiting instructions as you stand shivering with the chill of the air.
ânow,â the voice instructs, âtake your top off. gimme a show, alright? better see that fucking back arch when youâre talking it off like filthy stripper slut you are.â
you whimper in humiliation but follow his instructions anyways, slowly becoming more and more of a slave to your arousal, caused by his assured and suave voice. when you take your tank top off, back arched just like he asked, the man groans and you hear distant squelches on the other side of the line.
âgood girl. now when you take that bra off, pull up your cups, but donât take it off, leave it bunched. those tits better bounce for me.â pulling up the cups of your bra, your tits recoil and bounce and the squelching gets even louder as you feel eyes rove over your tits. âfuck, i love those tits. get on your knees and bounce em for me like youâre riding cock.âÂ
you clench so hard as you move to do as he says. part of you is soooo aroused to be forced around like this, so youâre easily giving him the show that he wants, getting on your knees and moving your chest so that they start rhythmically bouncing, synced up with the squelches you hear in the other side of the phone.
âstick your tongue out. drool on your tits.â you moan, your tongue lolling out as a glob of spit starts trailing down your body.
 âfuck!â he exclaims, aroused by the sight. âyou like being bossed around this baby? like my little bitch?â
âno!â you sob, tears springing out at the utter humiliation you were experiencing. âplease let me go, please donât do anything to yuji!âÂ
the voice chuckles. âreally? i think youâre lying, baby. i know that pussy is wet while youâre giving me a show. matter of fact, why donât you show me? make sure i get a really good look at that cunt, okay?â
slipping your shorts off, you turn so that your backside is facing the lawn and uncover your traitorous pussyâglistening wetâto him. taking a few steps back, you breathe heavilyâlike the person on the other side of the phoneâas you press your pussy against the glass, the heat and humidity originating from your inner walls fogging the area on the glass. you hear a snap! on the other side, indicated that he had taken a photo. eyes widening in panic, you ask, âwhat are you doing? please, iâm doing whatever you waââ
âi canât let everyone think youâre some innocent virgin, can i? parading your ass and pussy for me, when anyone in the neighborhood can see? matter of fact,â and you start panicking at his next words, âiâll post this online if you donât grind that ass back for me.â
you swallow and start to do as he says. the glass is cool as you rub your folds along it, your slick dirtying the glass as you move your folds on the glass door. of course, the glide isnât smoothâyour clit keeps catching on the glass, but the fact that youâre bare to the world, any stray eyes being able to see you on display arouses you to no extent. youâre ashamed of being aroused at having to perform for a stranger, but you continue regardless and clutch the phone in your hand as he speaks to you again.
âthe fuck you so wet for?â the voice mocks you. âyou get off on this shit?â
âfuck you,â you moan, continuing to rub yourself. âi hate you.âÂ
the man laughs meanly. âfor someone you hate, youâre getting pretty wet for me, baby.â the sounds of him stroking his dick are even louder as you grind against the door at the same tempo that he moves his hand at, grunting as you continue moaning into the mic. âlook at how youâre clenchingâgood girl. want me to come in and make you cum?â
âreal fucking cocky,â you hiss into the phone, âreally fuckin cocky of you to think you can make me cum. with the way you had to threaten me, i just know you have a micro.â
as soon as you say that, the call hangs up and you look at your screen in confusion. that is, until you feel hands on your bare hips, kneesâcovered in black fabricâpressing against the junction between your thighs. âsay that again,â the voice whispers.
you turn, eyes wide and heart speeding up as you turn to see the very figure that showed up in your movie. reminiscent of the killer, a tall man in a mask is hunched over you, now moving his hands to grip at your hands. âletâs take this to the bed, shall we?â
âoh shit,â ghostface curses, continuously snapping photos of your lips, the flash going off in the dark room. âlook at this,â and he brings the camera closer and closer to your pussy, using his other hand to spread your lips as you helplessly lie on the bed, forced to spread your legs for him. âthis pussy clenches everytime the flash goes off!â and heâs laughing, mocking you as slick leaves your hole in drops as the utter way youâre being humiliated. he grabs your cheeks roughly with the hand that was spreading your nether regions, squeezing them together and focusing the camera on your face. âthis is the slut iâm going to fuck. gonna suck my cock, right?â
âmhm,â you whimper, resigned to your fate. making quick work of his robe, he takes them off completely, still leaving his mask in place. as he uncovers his pelvis, your eyes immediately rove over the hardened muscles on his abdomen. thereâs a pink happy trail leading down to his dick, which is furiously red and standing. he grabs it, pumping the length as he moves closer and closer to your face until his precum is smearing against your face.
 âfuck,â he curses, as he takes in the sight of your teary eyes looking up at him dumbly, lips puckered as he slaps his cock against your cheeks until your cheeks are turning red. youâre giving kitten licks to his tip every time he alternates between slapping your two cheeks, not knowing what do to with yourself except focus on your oral fixation telling you instinctively to suck his cock. he then uses his fingers to pull your mouth open and slowly feeds his cock inside, eyes rolling back as soon as he feels your warm breath and hot tongue encompass him.Â
youâre sucking at his tip and alternating between licking the rest of his dick, and heâs lost in the tight, wet heat of your mouth hollowing around him. you then prop yourself on your knees, using your hands to grab and play with his balls, stimulating him even more and causing him to rip out of your mouth and growls, âon your hands and knees. now.â
he doesnât give you sufficient time to turn around and fully adjust in your position as heâs slamming into your roughly, the wet plush of your pussy too enticing. because you didnât see it coming, your face is smushed against the pillow, and he grabs at your hands, using his free hand to hold them together at the small of your back.Â
âyou like my cock, baby?â he pants, sweat beginning to run down his torso. when you donât respond, he lets go of your hands to smack you consecutive times on your ass. âanswer me.â
âi love it sooo much,â you babble, too lost in the pleasure to form more coherent thoughts as you ramble. âitâs splitting meâoh my god.â your eyes roll backâin pain or pleasure, you canât decideâas his cock kisses your cervix. the masked man keeps thrusting in you, the sounds of his hips smacking into yours echoing throughout your room in a series of plap plap plapâs.Â
âyea? fuck, iâm so close. you wanna live baby?â he grabs your hair and pulls, giving you a sloppy wet kiss on your cheek. âlet me come inside. youâll let me dump my cum in you, right?â
you only clenched tighter at his words. âplease,â you sobbed. âplease come inside. please paint my walls. i want your cum so bad.âÂ
you were so close, staving off your orgasm until he filled you up. at your words, the intruder laughed mockingly and kept thrusting into you, but the telltale sloppiness of his hips indicated that he was close. âgod, what a slutââ he was interrupted by his own climax, and as soon as the thick ropes of cum filled you, you came with a squeal, your back arching impossibly further as your thrashed on his dick because of the intensity of your orgasm. both of you rid it together, panting as you came down.Â
he pulls out of you, and before you can catch your breath, the man flops his entire weight on top of you, making you laugh as you let out a startled exclamation, âryo!â
you squirm beneath him, trying to push him off, but itâs futile. heâs far too big and heavy, and he knows it. with a low, lazy chuckle, your boyfriend, sukuna ryomen, removes his maskâtossing it carelessly onto the floorâbefore nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck. his breath is warm against your skin, and you can feel the heat radiating off him as his chest rises and falls in rhythm with your own.
âdid you enjoy that stupid thing you wanted, brat?â he mumbles, slightly panting in exhaustion.
his words are snarky, but you can hear the affection laced beneath them. your heart swells with a sudden rush of warmth, the fondness you feel for him almost overwhelming. itâs moments like thisâwhere he does something ridiculous just because you asked, despite all his grumblingâthat remind you why you love him so much.
you wrap your arms around his broad back, fingers trailing lazily up and down his spine as you press a soft kiss to the top of his head. âyou didnât have to go all out, you know,â you whisper, smiling into his hair. âbut i really appreciate it. youâre kind of the best, even when you pretend youâre not.â
ryomen grunts, but thereâs no bite to it. he tightens his hold around you, his large frame practically cocooning you in warmth. you feel his lips brush softly against the skin of your neck, a tender gesture that contrasts with his usual roughness.
âyeah, well... youâre lucky i love you, freak,â he murmurs, voice low and husky. despite his usual bravado, thereâs something undeniably soft in the way he says it, as if the words are meant just for you.
you hum contentedly, feeling the weight of his body press you into the mattress. itâs comforting, like being wrapped in a warm blanket. you trace circles on his back with your fingertips, savoring the quiet intimacy of the moment, where itâs just you and himâno roleplay, no teasingâjust the quiet aftermath of love.
âlucky, huh?â you tease back softly. âiâd say weâre both pretty lucky.â
ryomen huffs a quiet laugh against your skin before lifting his head slightly to look at you, his dark eyes soft in the dim light. then, he gets up and makes a move to walk out the door. at first, you thought he was heading towards the bathroom door to give you a towel to clean you up, but heâs heading towards the doorâsoft cock swinging, butt nakedâand youâre only left in confusion as to what heâs doing.
âryo, where are you going?â
âfixin myself a sandwich, iâm hungry,â he grumbles over his shoulder, leaving you dumbfounded. youâre left sitting on the bed as he continues the trek down the stairs to satiate his post sex hungries.Â
âhey!â you shriek, âyour balls are out! what if yuji sees?âÂ
later, when yuji walks deliriously into the kitchen to see his uncleâs cock and balls, he almost wishes he could fully succumb to his fever.
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