#Cordelia Frost

[newx-menfan]

You KNOW they’re related solely because of how much they steal each other’s looks 😂🤣

[unworthingtons]

Bought to you by @mattholicguilt leaving me in the kitchen for too long

[lesbianmarrow]

Cordelia would not go as Emma Frost for Halloween because that’s way too nerdy and she’s cool but she would take one look at Emma’s costume and decide she needs to wear it and claim it’s a costume of something else

and she would look amazing!!!!!! and xander, who canonically reads xmen comics, would try to say um i think that's an emma frost costume? and she would be like no you're wrong. i'm trying to think if willow would ever dress up as a comic book character for halloween......i think if it was in the modern day she and tara might do a harley & ivy couples costume but in the late 90s i think harlivy was niche enough that willow & tara wouldnt have known about it bc theyre not that into superhero stuff. i do think buffy and willow and dawn would dress up as the powerpuff girls. and i think anya owns a power girl costume that xander bought her but it's not for halloween, it's for sex purposes

[sinnohstruggles]

would y'all be okay if i visited juniper at the hospital?

@newvillainontheblock

YES

GO

IM PACKING A BAG as we speak

What Lumipallo is trying to say is please go visit him, we'll meet you there.

[bakingtherapy]

Breakfast with Cordelia #50 German Chocolate Cake

Sul Sul, Gerbits. Today is an emotional day for me. This is going to be the last of Cordelia’s baking videos. I know that I just took a break, but I feel that this is the best time to say goodbye. 

Today we are going to be making a cake to remember my dad, Berto Ponder. He was always there for all of us, and was an extremely generous father.  

We will be creating a box cake with a twist. He always told me that his favorite cake was a German Chocolate cake. He also says that he loved cherry pie filling. So, I am going to combine both of them. Obviously, I am going to be using pre-made pie filling because processing my self would be too expensive. 

The first thing you are going to do is preheat the oven to 350℉ or whatever the back of the box says. 

Next, you will follow the back of the box, and bake the cake or cakes for as long as it tells you. 

You want to have the cake completely cooled before you try and frost it. 

Once it is completely cool, you are going to slowly and patiently frost your cake. Leaving room in the middle for the cherry pie filling. 

Frost the whole thing and add a few cherries on top. 

This was always my dad’s favorite cake. He was an amazing guy and I wanted to share this “recipe” with you all. I know that this is not exactly the most extravagant recipe out there, but it is what I am good at. 

I want to sincerely thank all of you for liking and commenting on these recipes. I know that when I followed my mom’s footsteps, I had no idea how or where my life was going to go. This Simstube has been very good for my mental health, and I just wanted everyone who is watching this final video: thank you! From the bottom of my heart, thank you! I love all of you so very much. 

Dag Dag!

Show the original author some 💖💖💖 box

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[inevitablemoment]

Falsettos Characters as Simpsons Quotes

Marvin: For once, maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

Whizzer (when asked if this was how he imagined his life): Yes, but then I was a very depressed child.

Trina: Sometimes, I feel so smothered by this family I want to scream until my lungs explode!

Jason (when asked what he wants for his birthday): An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life.

Mendel (about Jason): He reminds me of me before the weight of the world crushed my spirit.

Charlotte: Oh, you want lies? Here's a few: medical school is expensive, but it's worth it!

Cordelia (when the adults keep swiping a piece of frosting from a cake that she made): Hey! Hey! Hey! Stop it! I made a special cake for you to ruin-- it's over there.

[1-800-papaya]

Southern Caffeine

Jay Halstead x Baker!Cordelia Micheals (OC) Warnings: None i think

Author note: As always, feedback is greatly appreciated

Lemon Drops Cafe and Bakery. Big bright yellow and white letters read, and slight lemon decals surrounded the sign. Jay checked his phone before entering the shop; Hailey had insisted that the ex-army ranger get the morning coffee from the new bakery since the one in the break room was utterly broken. Pushing the glass door open, a light twinkle of a bell announced Jay’s presence. A head popped through the doorway that seemed to lead to the kitchens.

“I’ll be with you in a second.” A southern drawl stunned Jay.

The inside of the bakery was just as cozy as the exterior. Clusters of yellow chairs were pushed into three wooden tables, each bearing a yellow and white lemon tablecloth and varying-sized pillow. Along the opposite wall rests a series of tall displays, most filled with either what smelt like fresh loaves or display cakes. Turning more towards the counter, Jay noticed that in between the large coffee machine and the small portion of the counter dedicated to the register was a large display cupboard partially filled with cookies, cupcakes and some savory treats. Along the wall behind the counter, Jay could see an assortment of coffee bean bags that looked like they had yet to be packed away in the above cupboard and potted plants. The bakery overwhelmingly filled Jay with a sense of calm, and he loved the welcoming, cozy, homely environment that Hailey had sent him into.

A young woman soon walked out of the kitchen doorway and greeted Jay warmly. Her Chocolate brown curly hair was haphazardly thrown into a bun, and a yellow ribbon wrapped around the tie. She wore a white short-sleeved shirt beneath a pale yellow apron and chocolate brown pants. Her apron was covered in white dashes of flour and smudges of frosting and chocolate. The pin on her apron read Cordelia, a sticker of a small bundle of lemons decorating the rest of the pin. When Jay’s eyes reached her face, he took note of the imperfect splash of flour that dusted her cheeks and the bright smile that graced her features.

“Good Morning. What can I get ya?” Her voice was perfectly airy and sweet, like the melody of his favourite song. For once, the voice wasn't dull or uninterested; instead, it sounded like she genuinely wanted to be covered in flour dust and chocolate smudges at nearly 6:30 in the morning.

“Four large double shot coffees and Hailey Uptons usual.” He recited the order that Hailey had given him only ten minutes earlier. Jay moved to open his wallet to pay when Cordelia simply shook her head.

“No need to pay, it's on the house.” Her smile was blinding as she moved further down to the coffee machine, Jay following.

“At least let me tip you or something”, Jay argued as the women moved expertly around the small area, quickly making the coffee’s and packing a small box full of freshly baked treats.

“Please, this is the least I can do for you guys”, she spoke, “Besides, that would be breaking my own rules” " she said, pointing towards the large poster plastered above the register. Jay followed her finger and shook his head as he read the sign.

‘Cops, Firefighters, Doctors and Nurses, drinks and treats are on the house, No exceptions!!’

“My dad was a ranger and taught me the value of first responders, so when I started my business, I made it a rule that those who protect us, normal people, from our stupidity would never have to pay. Plus, I make enough profit to cover it anyway.” As she pushed the box and cup tray towards Jay, she gestured to the jar on the counter next to the register, “But if your conscience won't let you leave without leaving a tip, then here, donate to this month's charity, the Chicago police fund” Jay practically swooned over her smile this time. pushing a few large bills into the jar, Jay left the cafe with a dopey smile and a mental promise never to get coffee anywhere else.

[localsimpissleepy]

Had to get part 2 for my JD next gen au finished fast lol

Got motivated enough to finish this post lol, I think my next JD next gen au post will be in order of danceverses (based on the JD wiki), starting with Dancity in my next post...probably

Anyways, part two for my jd battlemode fankids is here-

Both Picrews are from naylissah

Khalid

He/Him

15

(Son of Kiss You P2 x Pound The Alarm P1)

Saw MeyMey's art for Kiss You P2 and Pound The Alarm and it made me ship them lol

Recently made him so his summary is gonna be short

Just like his mom, he's a performer in Carnivallium, where he acts as a trainee alongside her and the other Pound The Alarm coaches (aunt figures/hj)

He's always full of energy just like his dad, got his silliness lol (just like his dad, bro got 0 flirting skills/hj)

He's the comedian out of the battlemode fankids, so he sometimes doesn't really take things seriously (side note but he mostly likely talks before he thinks lol), if he does take something serious in a dangerous situation, he's gonna be the one running away first-

Anyways, as for his relationship with the other battlemode fankids, I like to think he would be besties with Lyn (one sided besties cuz Lyn is kinda annoyed with him)

And since Lyn has bad luck (making things around her break) Khalid has definatly got something fell on his head probably 3 times a week lol, that doesn't stop him from trying to be friends with Lyn

Voice Claim: Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Outfit ideas:

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Cordelia

She/Her

16

(Daughter of Super Bass x Love You Like A Love Song)

Made her recently so her summary is gonna be short aswell

Kinda wish we get some lore for LYLALS soon, she most likely has some connections with Cupid (One Last Time)

I hc LYLALS to be a some sort of love goddess, and because of that, so is Cordelia (demi goddess though)

She's the match maker and most calm one of the friend group, she's also the second leader of the group (Lyn being the first)

Although she tries not to lose her cool whenever there's a stressful situation, but she's not afraid to throw hands if she has too (idk Super Bass is a girlboss and so is Cordelia, like mother like daughter lol)

I like to think she's kinda the planner of the group, wanting everything to go to plan, but it rarely does whenever she hangs out with the battlemode fankids (she jokingly has beef with Khalid, since he has a way of messing up things)

Voice claim: Sangonomiya Kokomi (Genshin Impact)

Outfit ideas:

Anyways, I think that's it for the battlemode fankids, I'm still kinda debating if I should make a Frost (She Wolf) and Pele (Where Have You Been) fankid...idk yet

And as always, if anyone is interested in them, feel free to ask questions about them!

[the-vampire-queer]

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What is Buffy the Vampire Slayer about?

Summary: "Sarah Michelle Gellar takes on the role of Buffy Summers in this TV version of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," based on the film of the same title, which starred Kristy Swanson. Buffy is a Slayer, one in a long line of young women chosen for a specific mission: to seek out and destroy vampires, demons and other forces of darkness. Unlike her predecessors, Buffy establishes a group of supportive friends who aids her in her battles with evil, including Willow, Xander and Cordelia. Her battles with evil are frequent, since Sunnydale, where Buffy and friends live, sits atop a gateway to the realm of the demons." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Cast:

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy Summers

Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris

Alyson Hannigan - Willow Rosenberg

Anthony Head - Rupert Giles

Additional information: Before the show, there was a movie of the same name that takes place before it. There is a spin-off series titled Angel based on a character from the show by the same name.

What is Blade (1998-2004 movies) about?

Summary of first movie: "A half-mortal, half-immortal is out to avenge his mother's death and rid the world of vampires. The modern-day technologically advanced vampires he is going after are in search of his special blood type needed to summon an evil god who plays a key role in their plan to execute the human race." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Summary of second movie: "Exploding from the pages of Marvel Comics comes the thrilling follow-up to the blockbuster "Blade." Half Man ... half vampire, and consumed by a desire to avenge the curse of his birth and save the human race from a blood-drenched Armageddon. In this newest action-packed adventure, Blade (Wesley Snipes) is forced to team up with the very vampires he hates in order to overcome a new type of monster which threatens to eradicate both races." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Summary of third movie: "The war between humans and vampires continues, but the humans' best hope, human-vampire hybrid warrior Blade (Wesley Snipes), has been framed for countless murders, turning popular sentiment against him. The vampire leader responsible for Blade's bad publicity is Danica Talos (Parker Posey), who's determined to finally lead her bloodthirsty compatriots to victory. Now Blade must team up with a band of rogue vampire hunters (Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel) to save humanity." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Source: Blade

Cast:

Wesley Snipes - Blade

Stephan Dorff - Deacon Frost

Kris Kristofferson - Abraham Whistler

Additional information: These movies are based on the Marvel comics of the same name. There will be a continuation coming out in 2025.

[xplainthexmen]

In which Banshee should eat the rich; the real Monet is way more of a jerk than the fake one; the Marvel Universe is the world inside your brain-case; Maggott joins and quits Generation X at almost the speed of Sunfire; Dracula gives Chamber the D; and if Jay and Miles die in this episode, they die in real life.

X-PLAINED:

Dracula as a universal standard

Earth-441

Generation X #48-49

The missed potential of 13,000-year-old teenager Gaia

The Jay Faerber run of Generation X

Emma and Banshee’s forgotten X-friendship

That time that Moira ripped off Banshee’s skin and wore it like a Halloween costume (again)

Cordelia Frost, Emma’s younger sister

Adrienne Frost, Emma’s older sister

Interpersonal arguments by way of Asgardian combat scenarios

Jubilee, fox; versus M, scorpion

Alaska, moping capital of the Marvel Universe

Clever scene transitions

Constantine Francis Slaughter IV and his mustache

Puberty as body horror

Husk’s breakup haircut

Slug emulation

Generation X / Dracula Annual 1998

The Council of Cross-Time Draculas

Chamber’s goofy face

Vampire fonts

Jubilee’s bunny slippers

Charlie Brown in Snow Valley

Count von Count (again)

Monsters as class metaphor

What would happen if Synch synced with Legion

Who would pronounce Cable like Britta Perry pronounces bagel

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[blueopinions49]

Healthy/ Unhealthy Type 3

Healthy Social 3

Johnny Cage MK1 (3w4 so/sx)- While obnoxious at first Johnny is a great example of a 3 who's integrated to his 9 perfectly. He doesn't shy away from others and stops indulging in his sense of vanity. Usually tryin to keep the group together

Cordelia Chase (3w2 so/sp)- Outgrew her mean girl status and became a force to be wrecked with. Her development in angel is probably my favorite thing about her. Great example of a E3 moving to E6.

Elektra Abundance (3w4 so/sp)-Yes she's mean, BUT she has always retain a strong voice in helping others out in the later seasons. Her sense of competition has always been about self improvement and becoming a better version of herself.

Unhealthy Social 3

Pearl (3w2 so/sx)- Desire to be accepted and love by the masses paired with her circumstances makes her ideal self a frustration for her eventually lashing out at everyone that reminds her of her failure. In X we see a fully disintegrated 9 Pearl.

Sally Reed (3w4 so/sp)- Oddly similar to Pearl in the sense to have a desire to enter a career in acting HOWEVER Sally sadly gets met with the reality of Hollywood; eventually seeking emotional refuge in Barry. However in the end of the show we see a fully realized Sally.

Draco Malfoy (3w2 so/sp)- Brought up in a life of privilege and bigoted opinions made him on of the most obnoxious charcaters In the series. While we see some remorse In the later books in the majority of the series we see a Draco who would use cruelty in look for validation from his superiors.

Healthy Self Preservation 3

Gary Prince (3w4 sp/so)- I was a bit confused with this typing at first however ive settled for this . Gary's desire to be at a master at his own craft and have his own personal bakery? come into question when he is met with the reality of business. Eventually choosing to stick to his own values.

Nancy Wheeler (3w2 sp/so)- Idk why I ever typed her as an SP1. very clear example of an SP3 who grows in each season wanting to use her profession as a reporter to do good. Rewatching the show I can see how she might look like a SP1 however her core desire was never perfection.

Dick Grayson (3w2 sp/sx)- Ive finally settled...His core desire to separate from being on Batman's shadow gives us one of the most honest arcs about the E3s shame+image conflict. Eventually settling for a new identity as Nightwing. Idk why people type him as an SO2, SO7 or SO6.

Unhealthy Self preservation 3

Molly Carter (3w2 sp/sx)- Love her but sometimes her own personal desires seemed mixed with her view of others specially with Issa. Sometimes being unnecessarily cruel to her because she doesn't have her life together as if she herself has hers together.

Miranda Priestly (3w4 sp/so)-The believe that no one can do her job better than her makes her a menace to whoever crosses her. Yes, Andy wasn't the best at her job however Miranda wasn't a good person either and allot of people seem to ignore that. Even cutting her friends off when it comes between her and her profession.

Mima Kirigoe (3w2 sp/so)- Her struggle to fit into what is expected of her as an idol makes her struggle with her personal image and who she is at her core. In the end of the movie we see a Mima who proclaims she is the real Mima. Asserting her own identity without the outside perspective.

Healthy Sexual 3

Emma Frost (3w4 sx/so)-She does all for her student and finds success through knowing she did something to help them in life. She sometimes dances between villain and hero however when written by someone who understands her character we can see why she is the way she is. Cold but caring.

Hercules (3w2 sx/so)- His desire to find success in relation to others makes him struggle a bit at first however we see him grow out of it as the movie goes on.

Sansa Stark (3w2 sx/so)-When young her desire to find the perfect prince and move away from her culture. I hate what they did to her the series and how she got to her end BUT I do think seeing Sansa as queen and embracing her culture made sense for the most part.

Unhealthy Sexual 3

Lady Dimitrescu (3w2 sx/so)- Her desire to be Mother Miranda's selected favorite makes her own personal goals be ignored. Her view of success is through mother miranda's eyes and no one else's.

Dennis Reynolds (3w2 sx/so)- Identifying through what others deem successful and attractive makes him have an identity crisis every episode.

Azula (3w4 sx/so)- Her desire to fulfill all of her father's wishes and see all of his ambitions met drives her to her own self destruction. Even in the comics we see an Azula who is trying to push Zuko into Becoming a worst version of her father.

Honorable Mentions-

Kung Lao 3w2 so/sx (you aren't anyones #1 but still)

Shiv Roy 3w4 sp/so (Girlfauilres pray to her everyday)

Lestat Di Lioncourt 3w4 sx/so (You are hot but toxic)

[mcgnagallsarmy]

Hi! I'm new to Spuffy and I was wondering, are there any "big" fics that you would recommend? Like the fics that most people have read/heard about, if that makes sense lol😅

Hi, anon!

Well, I only started reading Spuffy fanfic a couple of years ago, so maybe I don't consider the same fics as classics as most people do, hope my recommendations will work for you anyway (:

*if you're looking for more Spuffy stories, check out my ficrec tag!

These are my top 5 favourite OLD fics:

Found by CupcakeCute [PG-13]

Begins between TGIQ and Power Play, continues post-NFA. Buffy learns of Spike's resurrection from an unlikely source and immediately sets out to make things right as The Apocalypse breaks out in L.A. Spike/Buffy pairing, some Angel/Cordelia.

My Life Closed Twice by anaross [R]

Post-Not Fade Away. Buffy seeks Spike's remains, but then finds him in the most unusal place.

The Other Side of Midnight by Holly [NC-17]

In the months following the destruction of Sunnydale, Buffy cuts herself off from her friends and resumes life the only way she knows how: fighting evil. It’s only a matter of time before her past catches up with her, and brings about the man she lost and loved too late…only he doesn’t recognize her face.

Promise of Frost by Eurydice [NC-17]

When a snowstorm strands Buffy and Spike, they are forced to turn to each other for strength, especially when a missing Giles, mysterious visitors, and way too much magic threatens to turn it into a not so very merry Christmas. Set mid-S4.

The Writing on the Wall by Holly [NC-17]

There was no body to bury. There was no funeral. There was nothing but the three rules and the knowledge that a thousand years of torment was nothing compared to a world without her in it. Spike embarks on a journey through the Gates of Hell to rescue the one he loves, but in order to save her, he must risk losing himself.

And these are my top 5 favourite LONG fics:

A Different Kind of Hell by OffYourBird [NC-17]

Jumping through Glory's tower portal, Buffy and Spike find themselves in a hell dimension they never expected. One that looks suspiciously like 1880's London. Will they find a way back home? Will the truth behind William the Bloody at last make itself known? Will Buffy ever stop butchering the Queen's English? Join them and find out. Starts off at the end of "The Gift."

The Darkling by OffYourBird [NC-17]

When Buffy’s quest to get Spike returned to her is fulfilled in an unexpected way, she finds herself in a complicated relationship with an intrigued master vampire who isn’t the man she loves, but who might be someday… if she can convince him to step out of the dark.

Hunger by Sunalso [NC-17]

AU. Spike killed his third Slayer, but Dru was already dust. He's been lost, but when his supper turns out to be more than he bargained for, it leaves him hungry for something else instead. And Buffy? She's just hungry.

Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow by Sunalso [Adult Only]

Buffy has fallen into darkness and been forced to become a ghost in her own past. Only she didn't come back alone. What will it take to overcome depression, obsession, and death so that she can learn to live, love, and laugh again.

West of the Moon, East of the Sun by KnifeEdge [NC-17]

I keep having the strangest dream. Every night it's the same thing: a dark room, a big bed, and a silent vampire that I can feel, but not see. I'd be wigged, except it's just a dream, right? It'll be a cold day in hell before I ever willingly sleep with a vampire again��

[misterfeller]

the cryptic asks are fun :)

you'll never know who i am

mainly because we're not mutuals and i dont follow anyone, so i'm invisible to you

so uh

you can call me whatever you want

ohhh okay!!!! i thought you would be one of my mutuals. you kind of remind me of faggot mouse. i am okay with more cryptic asks this is so fun yay! deciding what to call you is going to be really hard bc i barely know anything about you. i have this stupid thing in my phone where it gives me cats and i name them. maybe you could look through them and see if any names feel like you. i would put screenshots of all the names here but there would be too many. i will copy and paste some for you. under the cut bc there are 5 million even with some taken out

a kiss without the moustache is like an egg without salt

agate

al crane

alabaster

alberta

aldebaran

alexandra vondude

alfie

alma

andromeda

aphid

arnold babatunji

arthur

aziraphale

baas kwaadwillig

bat masterson

bcos

beach ball

bebop

betty

beverly

big audrey

big louise

billy brown

billy the phantom bellboy

birdie

blubbert

blynken

bobby

bobo botn

bora karaca

bruce bunyip

cab calloway

captain buffalo birnbaum

carl azuz

cassiopeia

catskills

catsup

chase

chick the cherub

chicken nancy

chris harrington

clarinda quackenboss

clive montague

colonel ken krenwinkle

copper

cordelia

crowley

d'artagnan

dandelion

darlin companion

davy

davy jones

dawn

deady bye bye

dinner

dionne

dirty bobby

doris

dot

dr. charlotte

electric larry

elizabeth van vreemdeling

elizatryst

erlking

eunice

fancy

fats waller

flapsur

flop

flossie

floyd

flying saucer

ford

found

francine

francis

frankanon

frosted mini spooners

fuffy

ganymede

gee wilikers

gizmodgery

gladys

gloopy

gnash

go to bed

good

goopy bloppy drippy sparkly

gradene

gwendolyn marshrat

hammersmith odeon

harold boonstangle

her majesty

hergeschleimer

hootenanny

horatius birnbaum

hot dog supper

ichabod

iggy birnbaum

irving

japonica

jason

jaws

juno

jurgen leitner

k spar

kitty nebelstreif

leitmotif

little bunny foo foo

live at the beeb

lola

louis

lullabye

mab

magic

maple leaf rag

marlon

mary

matches

maurice

melvin

meowy

milk

millicent

minnie the moocher

molly o'malley

moly b. denum

molybdenum

monkberry moon delight

mr bloodvessel

mr moon

mr moonlight

mr. plumbean

mrs. wimpydimple

ms. magistra

muffin man

nash

neddie wentworthstein

nick bluegum

nod

odds bodkins

nick bluegum

nod

odds bodkins

opal

orion

orthoclase feldspar

pajama

paloma

pearl

peppernut

percy "thrills" thrillington

peterkins

pickled pepper

pierre

pizza pie

plagioclase feldspar

pleistocene

polly pocket

potassium feldspar

povitica

prairiedog birnbaum

presyncope

prime meridian

professor tag

rex the wonder horse

ricky

rip van winkle

roberta

roger van tussenvuxel

ronnie wolfspit

rural

sadie

sally

samuel klugarsh

sandor eucalyptus

sargent caleb

satin spar

scarecrow

seamus finn

serutan yob

shangri-la

sheridan

sholmos bunyip

sinister

smokey joe

sorghum

space station level 7

sparkle

spookhuizen

sporty

stella octangula

steve craft

strega nona

suzie bunny boo boo

sweetie

syncope

the baritone buckaroo

thine

time machine

topsy

tough bananas

uncle borgel

valentine

wah watusi

wallace

wanda

weer

wendell

whorlygig

wicked anabella

wing ding

winnifred

wolluf

woofy davis

woopty doo

wynken

yggdrasil birnbaum

zaphod beeblebrox

zooxanthellae

[sinnohstruggles]

Oh Juniper...

Fucking Dist he looks like shit-

Lumipallo.

He does, okay?

[bakingtherapy]

Breakfast with Cordelia #47 Dalit's Cake

Sul Sul, gerbits. Long time no see. *haha* Sorry. I know that you are probably tired of me doing cake mixes. However, I just want to share with you. 

In this recipe, we are going to be making Dalit’s cake. She wanted a red velvet cake with a twist. She wanted a blue velvet cake. 

You are going to preheat your oven 350℉. And you can prepare your cake pans or your 9x13 inch pan however you like. 

Mix your cake mix, eggs, milk, and oil for 30 seconds.

After the 30 seconds is done. Mix on medium speed, or vigorously with a whisk for 2 minutes. 

Once the 2 minutes is done, pour the batter evenly into your cake pans. 

Bake for 34 minutes.

Cool completely before frosting. With a red or blue velvet cake, the best frosting in my opinion is a nice cream cheese frosting. 

To make a cream cheese frosting you are going to need: butter, cream cheese, powdered sugar, and vanilla extract.

With an electric mixer combine your butter and cream cheese until they are well blended. 

Slowly add your powdered sugar and your vanilla. 

Beat it until the mixture is creamy. 

Frost your cake to look pretty or don’t. It’s really up to you. Whether you want to frost your cake or not. There are times when just a plain cake hits the spot. 

I hope that you guys liked this recipe. I can promise you gerbits, that the next recipe that I share with you will not be a boxed mix. Feel free to like and subscribe for more recipes in the future. Vadish, Dag Dag.

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likes  artificial  watermelon,   sleeps  in  what  they  are  already  wearing,   eats  their  cereal  with  milk,   listens  to  music  with earbuds,   hates  the  summer,   can  recite  passed  the  first  four  digits  of  pi, eats  frosting  out  of  the  jar,   doodles  on  their  notebooks, can  bake  cookies, has  a  garden farm, has  had  a  snowball  fight, eats  pancakes  without  syrup,   prefers  shorts  over  pants,   can  name  more  than  ten  superheroes, has  a  plan  for  the  zombie  apocalypse, uses  the  same password  for  everything,   can’t  hold  their  breath  for  more than  fifteen  seconds, watches  anime,  hasn’t  read  harry potter, can  say  ‘  i  love  you  ‘  in  more  than  one  language,   prefers mechanical  pencils,  thinks  space  is  cool,   takes personality tests  more  than  once  to  make  sure,   can’t  tie their  shoelaces, has  a  purse,   likes salads,   likes  cool  colors better  than  warm colors,   knows  how  to  braid  hair,  reads biographies,   can  ice skate,  knows  their  mbti,   reads  astrology charts,    prefers  the star  wars  prequels  to  the  original  trilogy,   plays  video  games,   reads  the  newspaper,   likes  chocolate  ice cream  best,    doesn’t cuss, memorizes  song  lyrics,  collects coupons, has  a  preferred order  at  starbucks, likes  movie theater  popcorn,  has  seen  a play,   listens  to  music  with headphones,   owns  a  hoodie,   would  rather  own  cds  than online  copies,  has  written  a poem (!!!),   can shuffle cards,    subscribes  to  a  magazine,  double dips  when  eating,  drinks  directly  out  of  the  milk  container,   keeps  a  journal.

While some of these are just headcanons, many of them are based on canon material too. ^^

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