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i don't wear bra, i just have a little muzzle on each boob

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If we are friends I want you to know that migraines are now our-graines.

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You are angry about something. “Clam down,” I text you. You assume I have made a typo, but in fact I am holding a small soldier clam in my hands. He died so young. War is hell

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I don’t need to face reality I’m just not that type of girl

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Catctus

hmmm

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In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful. 

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every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

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If you're having a hard day just remember that lulu hasn't had ANY food in almost TWO MINUTES!!?!1!

Just saying it could be worse.

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sama.

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This is what birthdays feel like when you're grown

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Ppl who reblog a post and say something you just said but

Bigger

they the same ppl who tell the joke u just did but louder and everyone laughs and you feel like someone just stole your firstborn

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Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality. Didn’t work but now I know there’s a town in Utah called Big Water.

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only time ive ever felt loved was when i was eating a red berry parfait and walking to the library but a girl ran smack into me getting us both covered in berries then she grabbed my hand and said "ill never be sorry enough, but you look so beautiful" and she ran away and i just have to live w this empty hole where my heart lay