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Danny commits to the Bit a bit too hard...
So! For the first few weeks after his accident, whenever Danny would try to help the people of Amity Park, he would be treated as a Villain.
No matter if he had just defeated the Big Bad of the Week or saved a Cat from a tree, everybody in town only saw him as a Monster or Villain to he feared and hunted down. Danny was really getting sick of trying to get them on his side, until Sam made a suggestion.
"Why not just...play into it?" She said, barely looking up from painting her nails.
It was just an offhand suggestion, but it stuck with Danny. Why shouldn't he lean into it? The people of Amity Park already saw Ghosts as Evil, and they already assumed he was in cahoots with the Ghosts attacking the town. Why shouldn't he just...play into it?
So he does just that.
From that day on, whenever Phantom was spotted he would dramatically monologue about his Evil Plans, or claim that another Rogues attack on the City was his own act of terror.
Box Ghost destroys the towns Warehouses? It was on his orders.
Ember mind controls masses of Teenagers? All part of his Plans somehow.
Every Adult in Town is kidnapped by Young Blood? Danny gave them over to a friend as a Gift.
He crafts an identity for himself as the most Vile and Horrible Ghost that has ever attacked the City, using his own infamy to cement his legend even more firmly. The town only sees a Monsterous Villain, who has eveded capture near effortlessly for months on end, who constantly attacks their City and gets away with it.
Of course he still needs an excuse for how his plans keep getting stopped, and he gets it when his girlfriend Valerie becomes the Red Huntress. Before that, he just claimed infighting or the Fentons getting lucky, but Valerie becoming the Town's Hero meant he had a plausible excuse for how he kept getting "Foiled".
Val was suspicious, because she was not as involved as Phantom painted her to be, but in the end she had no proof of him faking his defeats. And she couldn't come up with any explanations for why he would do that in the first place. I mean, who would fake being a Supervillain? It had to he something else.
This did come back to bite him a while later, when the Justice League decided that enough was enough, and dispatched Justice League Dark to recruit Red Huntress and help Deal with him.
Coincidentally, that was the same day Pariah Dark attacked the Mortal Realm and sucked Amity Park into the Ghost Zone.
And honestly? Danny had spent over a Year proclaiming himself as a Villain who commanded Ghosts to attack the Human Realm, and he had heard about the Right of Conquest being Absolute in the Ghost Zone, so why not make it official? Why not overthrow the Ghost King, become the Ghost King, and cement his identity as a Villain while also forbidding Ghosts from entering the Human Realm without his permission?
He may have gotten a bit carried away and forgotten that the Villain thing was a disguise...but hey! He was still preventing Ghost Attacks! ...mostly. That's got to count for something right?
He may have let the Bit run a bit too far...
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Check the tags for more context!
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is a Villain#Or he pretends to be a Villain#It started out as a Persona so he didn't have to keep justifying his existence to civilians and then spiraled out of control#He got a little too committed to the Bit#Danny claims that all Ghost Attacks are on his orders as a convenient excuse for being at the scene of every attack#He befriends a few of his Rogues and actually does command them sometimes to keep up the charade#They can indulge in their Obsessions from time to time and the Kid gets to keep up his weird Villain Act that he likes to do#It's a win-win#I wonder if Danny would try to recruit Vlad?#Or would Vlad fully buy into the Villain Persona and try to join Danny's team only for Danny to REPEATEDLY reject him?#“Why won't my incredible Villain Godson accept me?! And I not enough of a Villain for him?!” He cries to himself sometimes#Danny is the Ghost King#He just decided to overthrow Pariah when he attacked to cement his Villain Persona#And completely forgot that it was supposed to be a Persona for a minute there#JLD and Red Huntress are working overtime to defeat him#He is now the Next Big Threat™️ and doesn't even realize it#Sam and Tucker are just laughing theirs asses off at the mess he got himself into#Jazz is tired#And Val is wondering why her boyfriend is so awkward whenever she mentions Phantom
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#les mis#enjolras#grantaire#enjoltaire#exr#in order: canon era#they survive AU#modern au#self explanatory achilles and Patroclus thing#in the og patrochilles painting they wore see through fabric underneath their armour. but since I don’t want to draw the Schlong#enjolras’ skirt is conveniently opaque 😃#also I never held an interest in grecian armour so pls dont come after me for inaccuracies LOL#haterart#I did minimal shading in this cos I’m lazyyttt#there is also a neckid version but we’re keeping it pg 😅
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Fwoom (intimidatingly)
#fan art#artists on tumblr#star wars fanart#star wars: the clone wars#darth maul#Crimson Dawn#ganglord Maul#My friends that tag is canon#what a time to be alive#Maul’s true calling is to scare hundreds of other scary people into some kind of order b/c it’s just more convenient for him personally#And then throw a secret fit about no one being able to throw down with him properly (which would make anyone a bit blue surely)#And then remember Kenobi exists and have another less subtle fit re: the injustice of being unable to immediately DeStroy the Kenobi#Before settling back into being terrifyingly snobbishly competent starting with making himself a cup of SPOICY tea#Like an aggrieved Victorian socialite
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"so you mean ancient human civilization was so advanced... because of aliens!?"
"what? no, its because these aliens grew into corn, the most stable crop they had"
#definitely the Funniest way ive ever heard an ancient aliens storyline be done#'no humans WERE that advanced its just that aliens also existed and conveniently. were corn that was vital to their success'#zerav meme#fgo#fate grand order
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"Everything went wrong after David Bowie died" "everything went wrong after the Reformation"
Me, whose Metaphysics studies and medievalist interests have been heavily shaped by Dominicans: everything went wrong after Ockham et al. sustained the primacy of Will before Good in the nature of God.
#Theology#Christianity#Catholicism#it's funny because it's one of those discussions that sound extremely Byzantine#But if Good precedes Will in God then God's Will is primarily good#and its goodness must be discerned rationally by the creature#but if Will precedes Goodness then good is essentially and substantially arbitrary#God could have perfectly chosen to create a world where murder is always a good and heroic action#or where one's first duty is to make everyone's lives as miserable as possible#And that would be literally good and the good in such a world because God so willed it#such an understanding of the primacy of will on the ontological order leads to an understanding of reality as dominated by power#and in that scheme self-serving manipulations of religion and Scripture are not only easy but rationally justified#that's the where and why of Benedict XVI's motto being cooperatores veritatis#the cooperators or servants of truth#because Truth cannot be possesed and used#it can only be sought and followed after#in honesty and humility#which again ties back to the supremacy of good (and its transcendental truth) in the metaphysical order#EDIT: this is also where strain-the-mosquito-swallow-the-camel legalistic attitudes come from#Because if what's good is what is defined by the will of God as expressed in textual commands#then any comprehensive rational inquisitive reading is out of the question#and will-infused casuistry is in#Biblical literalism can only thrive in this sort of tradition#“where does it say in the Bible that [insert hyperspecific thing...”#but it's also the environment in which the kind of attitude denounced in pharisees#as sticking to precepts without embracing the moral good that sustains them#and so twisting said precepts to their own convenience
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thinking long and hard about Godwyn and Fortissax's friendship like
>the dragons begin a war with the golden order
>Godwyn and Fortissax become “good friends” which brings an era of peace between the golden order and the dragons
>Godwyn goes on to begin the golden lineage with a completely unmentioned partner
>dragons are known to take the form of humans and even have relations with them, as seen with Vyke and Fortissax's sister Lanssax
>One of Godwyn’s many descendants is Godrick, who refers to the dragon in his arena as “kindred one”
>While Godwyn was the first demigod to fall during the night of the black knives, it’s implied that many others followed at the hands of the assassins. Due to the rest of the known descendants of Marika being alive, and no one else having a child pre-shattering it can be inferred that Godwyn's bloodline was specifically targeted for some reason. Since those are the only other demigods that existed at the time.
>Godwyn is assassinated and because him and Fortissax are such “Good friends” Fortissax proceeds to enter godwyns mind and spends decades, possibly centuries attempting to fight off the deathblight from within him, eventually succumbing to it themselves but still unwilling to abandon their “good friend” regardless.
#Do you see my vision?#Fortissax would rather die trying to save Godwyn than abandon him to fester alone#the two becoming “companions” literally ended the war between their communities and allowed the dragons to coexist with the golden order#much like how Radagon and Rennala married to end the war between the erdtree and the carians.#and godwyn has many descendants that are conveniently wiped out pre shattering#one of the only surviving ones having a fascination and kinship with dragons#and his companion is also conveniently completely forgotten by history despite how important they would be historically?#yeah. “Good friends” my ass.#those two loved each other and you can't convince me otherwise#elden ring#elden ring lore#elden ring theory#godwyn the golden#godwyn the prince of death#lichdragon fortissax#fortissax#godrick the grafted
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im going to be a micro ass
as much as i was frustrated with a number of roadblocks over the past few months like my sewing machine breaking and not being able to afford infinite fabric lol- i had to return to illustrative art and that was a really good thing for my psyche. i think i can say that im like...actually genuinely happy with my art now? i dont want to come off as egotistical but i've always struggled with feeling OK about my illustrative stuff. But after the past few crash course months of daily exercises it feels like everything finally clicked. i can draw easier, faster, and when its done its like "oh yeah. thats my guy. there he is fr."
#ive wanted art to be a bigger part of my life but its always been a side thing i do out of convenience#i think the next step is being ok with just doing it for me#its easier to connect with people about cosplay bc they have some preexisting idea of the character and series#but i only draw OCs which dont have that so i quite literally lose people on an order of magnitude by a factor of 100 on post engagement#but the whole point of pursuing this is to get away from external rewards#like a lot of the comments i get about cosplay stuff are focused on my appearance which does a lot of harm- but that doesnt matter w/ art#and everything about it is my own its not someone elses character based on someone elses idea#its something that came from my own experiences and feelings
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More human Frost (with a couple changes)
#fanart#mine#legends of avantris#loa#once upon a witchlight#ouaw#doodlings#morning frost#human!frost#human au#the stripes are permanent (I'm between tattoos and conveniently placed hyperpigmentation)#his hands are stained b/c psionic order practices -- but I'd think he would stop keeping up with it at some point#ouaw human au
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recent purchases + current read
waterstones double stamps my beloved :')
#booklr#books#photo dump#currently reading#mine#studyblr#books and reading#book photography#convenience store woman#sayaka murata#ive wanted to read criers war for so long but couldnt find it when i went in waterstones so finally just ordered it waah
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I’m sure coming back from the dead is very difficult.
Poor Alex
It’d be so much more complicated than just starting over in a new town, just from the amount of phone calls to say “surprise I’m not really dead” & dealing with all those emotions from other people & having to explain over & over… how much would she even be allowed to tell anyone?
Her will would have been executed so her assets distributed ect
Her house possibly sold too IDK & all her stuff & random shit thrown out or distributed or donated or just not around anymore
& she’d have to get licences & all sorts of other documents reissued & open another bank account & stuff
Hell there would probably be a memorial set up by her family, there’s be a grave to undo, some kind of plague or maybe even a wing of the courtroom named for her to take down/rename lol
Given how much of a pain in the ass changing address on regular shit is just from moving let alone the level of returning from the dead would be I feel like it’d be easier to start over with a new name, like… oh I don’t know… Alexandra Novak for example lol
Or at least that’s the reasoning I have for a sort of marriage of convenience/I want to date my wife situation idea for Calex
Yes this is the weird stuff I’m thinking of after a couple of drinks chilling in the sun on a Sunday
#calex#alex cabot#casey novak#back from the dead seems like a lot of paperwork#Alex Cabot might have died but Alex Novak is right there#flimsy reasoning for a marriage but any excuse will do#law and order svu#alex cabot x casey novak#casey novak x alex cabot#i love them#adorable marshmallows#idiots in love#marriage of convenience#falling for your wife type shit#day drinking idea#Sunday funday fueled nonsense
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2 shows 12 songs 24 tracks
the epic highs and lows of high school show choir
#we as a society need to stop pitting these beautiful women against each other#glee is riverdale’s mother and riverdale is the mother of all mankind. you understand.#anyway sorry for starting this with a christmas song#and ending with rose’s turn which is arguably the most fun comparison. To Me.#i did it in the order of how the songs aired on rvd for my convenience#i remembered most of these but the most surprising part of doing this was finding out i actually prefer a lot of the riverdale versions#like sorry to finn hudson and blaine anderson but archie from riverdale did green day better than you#would love to discuss!#glee#riverdale
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I think we all know by now that I'm a pretty staunch canon purist, but one fandom thing I really don't understand is the insistence of people who prefer Hua Cheng and Luo Binghe to be bottoms that their preference is subversive, and that those ships' canon dynamics are the more non-subversive, "heteronormative" dynamics. like okay.. definitely more subversive for the god to top his believer and for a teacher to top his student, sure. and while in hualian, Xie Lian in general seems to be the more feminine one (though these same people also hate/dispute that, so maybe this point wouldn't even matter to them), Luo Binghe is the crybaby feminine pretty-boy between bingqiu. Binghe and Hua Cheng also both favor care-taking as a primary expression of their love, with Binghe especially pretty much taking on the role of househusband, doing the cleaning and cooking, etc. regardless of the fact that queer couples can't be heteronormative, how many times am I going to have to say that, their sexual dynamics are ALREADY subversive in lots of ways, just based on their inherent characteristics and each couple's history/past power dynamic with their respective partners.
it's fine to have a preference for a certain dynamic, or for your ships to switch, or whatever you want. but this new thing people have for making sure THEIR preferences and THEIR ships are the most moral and politically correct and subversive as possible is so tired. you don't have to justify everything you like.
I hope I don't need to say this but if you're going to respond to this arguing with me, I don't want to hear it! I'm not here to engage in discourse I'm here to yap from the comfort of my own blog, thanks <3
#and while i'm on the topic#if you are gonna have non canon dynamics can you pls tag properly !!#i know it's not really used much in western fandom but ship names being top-bottom order is really so convenient#svsss#人渣反派自救系统#bingqiu#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#天官赐福#scum villain's self saving system#hualian
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Build a Life with You
Seeing the words laid out like that so bluntly makes his heart ache. Eddie wishes he could have courted Steve properly, perhaps met him at a barn dance, chatting over cider and sneaking outside for a stolen kiss. To hold his hand and scent at his hair, only to walk him home and ask permission to call on him as is decent.
But here he is proposing marriage in a telegram after receiving exactly one beautifully penned letter. He knows so little about this young omega, and yet his pulse races at the thought of meeting him. It could very well be fear; anxiety over making so hasty a decision, to offer his hand so quickly without exchanging more letters or requesting a photograph, something to build a foundation upon before committing ‘til death do they part.
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Steve Harrington is a former society omega, cast out for an unforgivable indiscretion.
Eddie Munson has just inherited his father’s small farm and become caretaker to his much younger brother.
An advertisement and a letter bring them together, a clear attraction forms when they meet. But will that be enough to build a life upon?
Rating: E
Chapters: 7
Status: Complete
featuring some beautiful fan art by @lulalulens
Read on ao3
#steddie#omegaverse#fanfiction#alpha eddie munson#mpreg#omega steve harrington#mail order bride au#marriage of convenience#found family
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We must stop interpreting Tuvok's rejection of spice as indicative of Vulcans as a whole and focus in on it as an individual failing that falls on his shoulders alone...
#voy#Tuvok#When Tuvok orders 'mild spice' at a restuarant on Vulcan he has to specify that he MEANS 'mild'#and his family is like auuuughhhh......<-internally#many things Tuvok attributes to Vulcans as a whole very conveniently line up with things he specifically doesn't want to do <3#and you know what? I'd absolutely 1000% do the same thing if I were the only Human amongst Aliens#soooorrrry oh my god this is so embarrassing but Humans actually CANNOT vaccuum....it hurts our little ears oohh ouch sorry <3
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I'm asexual and aromantic and also an anti social shut in but I often find myself wishing I had a wife.
#for obvious reasons thats a very tall order#do people still do the whole marriage of convenience thing
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The Derrick Hand head model turn-around.
#derrick hand#desmond kerosene#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#ttcc model#'vhs do you do this in any order' No. its whatever models i feel are most conveniant to export at the time
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