#Confessions of a Boykisser

[loathsome-boykisser]

Another gender headcannon that no one asked for: Blade

I swear I just had this in drafts and then it just happened to be his birthday.

Anyway, I'm personally not a fan of the whole "non-binary android" trope as someone under the nb spectrum myself (no hate if you like it, I'm just a internet stranger). Honestly, I see Blade as kind of an inverse of that trope.

This SSR seemed to be his original uniform, back when he worked for the organisation in Saia. His clothes are very androgynous and his hair is grown out. He has both masculine and feminine traits with dark colours. What I'm getting at is that he was "born" non-binary. However, if you look at his current outfit...

Short hair, baby blue colours and so many cut outs that it's obvious he's male. He's still a little femme but in the same way a femboy is, where they're evidently a man. (Trust me on this, I'm simultaneously a femboy and a demi-boy) I think, in the twenty years he spent in the Dead Zone, he read up on a bunch of books; baby books, story tales and what have you, and had all kinds of takeaways. I can see him going "Oh, these male protagonists are powerful fighters. I also fight hard! I must be a boy then! This book on babies says boys wear blue! Blue looks cute, I like blue, I want to be a boy!" I'm essentially saying he's non-binary to male transgender, if that makes any sense. It even correlates to his obsession to feeding Eiden, even if he's not good at it.

I can see him reading a dated book about how men provide for their darlings and doing everything in his power to ensure he does as well: because he's a boy! He wears blue, he fights, he builds and he provides food! He likes it much more then all the missions he used to do. I think it also has potential for interesting fics where Eiden teaches him to relax a bit and assure him that he doesn't need to do everything a book says to be a man.

[queen-of-hawkins-why-ler]

Am I the only one who thinks that the thematic and narrative climax of s5 (and low key the whole show) will be almost a direct parallel to the "You said yes" scene from s2?? Like same exact narrative and cinematic setup of Will being controlled by Vecna to the point where he's nearly gone or on the brink of death, and Mike being able to bring him back to reality with words of love???

Like I low key feel like that scene in s2 was supposed to serve as a precursor and foreshadowing to the climax of Byler rather than just standing on its own as an isolated event. We always talk on here about how Mike's monologue to El in s4 was supposed to directly contrast that scene and demonstrate how false and unnatural Milkvan's supposed "love" is, but we never really talk about just how awkward of a placement it is for the true and "authentic" love confession (Byler s2) to precede the clunky and false one (Milkvan s4). Like, imo it kind of leaves things on an awkward note and kind of hanging.

The only way it wouldn't be awkward or unfinished is if there ends up being a followup scene/parallel to the "you said yes" scene, and I think this is what's going to happen. I think Mike's monologue to El comes after the more romantic, authentic confession not only because it's supposed to contrast it but because the show is serving us two different "choices," two different options for Mike, two different scenarios. Not just for the sake of his character arc but in a meta sense as well, kind of like asking the audience, "which choice makes the most sense for Mike given the events up until now and the themes of the show? Can he be his most authentic and happiest self with Will or El?" And the natural followup to posing this dichotomy would be to answer this question for us by showing us in no uncertain terms why Will makes more sense for Mike as a long-term love interest.

The other reason why I believe this to be the case is because of the blocking of the s2 scene and the way it's set up: with Will being unable to move, unable to say anything or regain any control, and with Mike opening up and being vulnerable about his true feelings for Will [here comes the most important part lol] IN FRONT OF the other characters like Jonathan and Joyce (I can't remember if it was the entire rest of the cast in this scene or just those two?? I think it might've been everybody bc weren't they trying to get Will to communicate with them using morse code? I don't remember lmao) but anyways, I don't think it was a coincidence that Mike gave his grand "Do you remember the first day that we met?" speech not only to Will himself but in front of the other characters. Remember as well that Mike also confessed his "love" for El in front of an audience, and I don't think that's a coincidence either. I think it's leading to a final confession from Mike that will also take place in front of an audience and will serve as the "choice" that Mike makes between El and Will as well as the "choice" the Duffers present as being the correct narrative and thematic choice for the show. It's important that Mike's initial two confessions took place in front of an audience and also that his final one will, because this will also serve as Mike's "coming out" moment to the rest of the characters and to the audience. I think that Mike is going to have a second speech to Will that isn't just "I love you I love you I love you" over and over again like it was to El. It will be sweet and unique to Will and Byler's relationship except this time it will be explicitly, undeniably romantic so that no one will be able to even think that what he feels for Will is anything short of genuine, passionate, romantic love.

I wouldn't even be surprised if what Mike says closely parallels what he said to El except basically the opposite, alluding to the fact that it wasn't "love at first sight" for him but a slow, gradually building and gradually cultivating love that blossomed over the course of his entire life. Instead of "I knew then and there that I loved you" like he did to El, he could say something like, "I didn't realize it yet when I met you, and I'm not even sure I know when it happened, but I think I've spent my entire life slowly falling in love with you." And he says it with tears in his eyes and in front of all of the rest of the characters, who will also be crying (especially Joyce lol). And of course Will will just be sobbing even through Vecna's control over him, but it will be Mike's love that ultimately frees him from Vecna's hold over him. This would make sense, because unlike El, Will's story has never been about independence and breaking himself free, but about him and Mike breaking themselves free through teamwork a la "I think that we should work together. I think it'll be easier if we're a team."

[nrc-confessions]

boykisser.

Which mod

[sweetfessions]

confession: i like.......... men 😳

-🧋

That is so crazy. I do too.

[rainsongdean]

thinking about the recent events & polls and the thing is. yeah dean SHOULD HAVE been kissing men the whole time. on my tv screen even. however in post-confession times if a reboot were to happen he would realistically only be kissing cas because i don't think he'd be interested in ANYONE but cas after that. as much as i'd have loved to see him be a boykisser i think the only person in general he could ever bring himself to kiss these days is cas and well. i'm also very much okay with that.

[butter-bubbles]

I know we've all analyzed and waxed tragic-gay about the Byler Rain FightTM to death, but I've never heard anyone acknowledge how devastating it is that Will is still honest to Mike even after his (internalized) homophobic "it's not my fault you don't like girls!" comment.

Like I saw this post about how Will's honesty sets him apart from the other kids in Season 3, but it still absolutely floors me how, in the face of Mike's anger and hurtful words, Will doesn't deny being gay, even though it would be completely understandable for him to automatically protest or get defensive (like a certain cringefail boykisser we know...). Because even then, while experiencing the shock and complete betrayal of Mike's words, Will couldn't lie to Mike. Like that's so sad, actually just end me rn ;-;

Instead, it's his pure, overwhelming love for Mike and his desire to see Mike happy that ultimately pushes him to lie to Mike for the first time, not his betrayal.

This is why I don't buy that Mike knew he was lying during the van confession scene. Mike has always trusted Will implicitly, even more so in that moment because his assumption that Will had been concealing things from him since moving to California (and if he's hiding things from him then who knows what else he's been doing, surely he must be lying to Mike now too!) was dispelled by the painting reveal. If anything, this act of love only affirms that trust even more.

I'm so ready for the "What painting?" moment in S5. I need it magically teleported to my screen right now please!

[cadewitha]

a (shortened) list of what can put Edwin Payne into a coma:

being in love with his best friend of thirty years

being sacrificed to a demon

man whores

furries

spider babydolls

asbestos

being boykissed

gay sex

bad fathers

good mothers

milf witches

any horror movie made past the year 2001

9/11

FNAF

my little pony

Charles Rowland coming out as bisexual

Barbienheimer

the spanish inquisition

getting hit by a mac truck

the mean girls remake

being called a twink

evolution

high school musical theatre

cirque du soleil

the slow and arduous downfall of the marvel cinematic universe

modern tattoo guns

those 7th graders who make cardboard fur suits on youtube shorts

health insurance

the amazing digital circus

garten of banban 7

public school

costco

motorcycle accidents

harambe

minor vaccinations

joan of arc

salem witch trials

mitch mcconnell on a good day

sunscreen

fire alarms

unions

manga but specifically how you read it

being sent to hell for seventy years and then escaping only to give up your freedom to take care of a hot also dead boy then getting sent back to hell thirty years later only to have that hot also dead boy save you and then you confess your love to him on the stairs of hell and he says he only sees you as a friend but he clearly is in love with you

[mars-ipan]

mars mars oh how i love u so.

popato and i came to this grand undeniable revelation (hc) that hajimes awakening that he was VERY MUCH A BOYKISSER (positive) was nagito leaning over him in the prologue of sdr2, and throughout the whole game he’s actually in bisexual denial, continues to be in bisexual denial and as soon as nagito comes out of the nwp coma hes mentally like “FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK.” and we talked and explained it to eachother way better in dms but i need your formal opinion NOW mars bcs i love ur hcs and think ab them always pls and ty <3

oh kelper oh kelper this is an incredible idea

you know the drill. big ass spoilery rant under the cut

considering hajime’s incredible levels of emotional obliviousness/repression i feel like his family never really talked about feelings much growing up. so he probably never really got much of an education on sex ed beyond like basic birds and bees stuff. he probably knows gay people exist and MAYBE knows about bisexuality, but he likes girls. he’s Normal. right

and then he passes out on the beach and there’s… a voice?? he opens his eyes. wavy-curly shoulder length hair…. long eyelashes that catch the light… pretty face… soft voice— and then he blinks the sun from his eyes and oh shit that’s a guy. that’s a Dude! not a pretty girl. um. okay. it’s fine. some guys look a little bit like girls and he was dazed so he got confused. it’s fine! it’s fine. ignore that he still feels kinda fuzzy around this guy.

speaking of which this guy is really nice actually :) he’s sweet. and yeah he teases hajime a bit but like he’s helpful, and he keeps hajime calm. yay!! hajime must just really want to be friends with him. yeah. he wants to get to know him a little better

and then komaeda turns out to be Fucked Up but hajime still… wants to get to know him better. he has an excuse to feel nervous around him now at least, but… the nervousness has this weird, buzzy undercurrent to it. he finds himself worrying about komaeda, left alone in the old building. he doesn’t like that he worries. when he goes to bring him food he’s so nervous, and seeing komaeda there, tied up on the ground, smiling up at him and joking and and asking him to hand-feed him— he has to get out of there, his heart feels like it’s gonna pound out of his chest. so he sets the food down and runs. he thinks about it that night (canon in the manga). that buzzy feeling comes back. he chalks it up to anxiety.

this continues throughout the game. when nagito’s sick hajime worries and worries and worries (and questions why he worries), and when he goes to see him after he’s recovered from his emergency state and nagito says that he can’t stand being around hajime, that hajime’s face is jeopardizing his recovery, two things combine in hajime’s brain. 1- his stupid idiot dumbass obliviousness. 2- his denial of his own feelings for nagito (thank you to one of my confessions blog anons (i wanna say it was hca but i do not remember) for presenting me with this idea). hajime falls for the liar disease because he Cannot Handle The Truth. he runs away and he has no time to process All That bc he immediately witnesses a murder afterwards

chapter 4. hajime continues to fear nagito and continues to crave his companionship. assuming he does his FTEs this is most likely the chapter in which the final FTE occurs. nagito shares his diagnosis, hajime is bewildered. he doesn’t know how to respond. nagito must trust him deeply to share that, but… he could die at any time? even if they survive the killing game? knowing his time with nagito is suddenly so fickle horrifies him. and then nagito says all he’s wanted is somebody’s love. hajime’s breath hitches— surely he doesn’t mean- he’s not- hajime likes girls, this doesn’t pertain to him, he—

nagito takes it all back. says he made it all up. hajime is hurt. how dare he pretend to trust hajime like that— even if he was originally telling the truth (hajime knows nagito’s a bad liar, and he knows which of his statements sounds more like a lie), the fact that he’d take it back shows him all he needs to know. nagito asks if hajime will kill him now. hajime asks his final question and turns to leave.

hajime hears the word “aishiteru,” even if nagito seems to change the subject of his sentence to hajime’s hope instead of him. or, in english, he hears the phrase “i am truly in love with the hope sleeping inside of you.” he hears nagito tell him not to forget this. he can’t do this. hajime walks away.

then, later, maybe even the next day, hajime is surprised to see nagito appear before him. but nagito just seems… bitter. nagito confirms all of hajime’s worst fears, then rubs as much salt in the wound as he can. it hurts, and of course it would, but hearing the words from nagito’s mouth, from the person who’s been praising him from the start, from the boy who woke him up on the beach… it fucking stings. so much so that not even chiaki’s kind words can cheer him up. before the class trial, nagito tells hajime “i know you don’t matter, so why do i still care about you?” hearing that makes it hurt worse, for some reason.

and then nagito dies. after one big grand show, he dies, and his death is gruesome and violent and filled with anger. whoever did this to him must have hated him. hajime can’t bear to stomach the thought that one of his friends would mutilate him like this. it breaks his heart when he realizes that anger came from nagito himself. he doesn’t know how to process nagito’s death, he’s too conflicted. thankfully, he isn’t given much time to.

when the survivors wake up from the neo world program, the first thing hajime does after getting his bearings is walk up to nagito’s pod and check on him. his vitals are normal, somehow, but he’s in a deep coma. hajime sits there for a while, slumped, processing what all he’s been through and what all he’s going to have to do. the other survivors are doing the same with their closest ones. souda walks up behind hajime and puts a hand on his shoulder, reaching out to comfort his best friend. hajime gives him a weak smile before looking back down into nagito’s pod. he sees the hand, turns back to souda, and tells him he has an idea for a project once they get the main island facilities up and running.

i’ve mentioned this before, but i think nagito was the last person to wake up by a long shot. like… it took him 6 months to a year post-nwp to wake up. he was in a DEEP fucking coma. in this time, hajime and souda work on their project— building nagito’s prosthetic arm. it won’t be perfect until they’re able to test it on him, but hajime wants to have it as close to done as possible— when nagito wakes up, he can surprise him with it. towards the beginning, souda jokes that he’s acting like a housewife waiting for her husband to return from war— hajime yells at him, but the joke sticks in his mind for some reason. hajime, with a brain now much older and smarter (and co-inhabited by a walking encyclopedia that likes to give him unsolicited advice), does some introspecting and some talking with friends and eventually realizes that Oh Yeah He Totally Is Bisexual And Has Feelings For Nagito Huh. Oh Fuck.

but it’s Fine. he can be Normal about this. nagito will never have to know because hajime is Normal and Respectful and he can be normal around the guy who looks a bit like a pretty girl. for now he’ll just focus on waking him up. return the favor, as it were.

eventually nagito wakes up, and hajime is Decidedly Not Normal but he’s trying his best. he’s trying SO hard in fact that he fails to notice that nagito, once he has recovered physically enough to properly communicate and mentally enough to want to communicate, is also being Decidedly Not Normal. they go on with their bullshit for a little while etc etc.

[fakeasmr]

What in the hell is "doomed yaoi", I saw someone use this term and can't find a good answer so i'm asking the only boykisser expert i have on call

I mean, I'm pretty much only into fluffy stuff so I'm not an expert on that subgenre. But I think it's yaoi where the relationship is doomed either because they get separated, can't admit their feelings, general toxicity, and/or one (or both) of them dies-probably in a very tragic fashion immediately after confessing their feelings

So basically: Jesus and Judas

[loathsome-boykisser]

Anyone else headcannon Dante as trans?

Me and my family have a law going on called "poison's law" which dictates that if a character is heavily exposed, it's because they're very proud of their top surgery. We got the name off Poison from Street Fighter (or Final Fight if you're based). And a certain Dante SSR...

👀...

But yeah, I'm pretty sure this is one of the few times a clan member is straight up shirtless, with absolutely no chest covering whatsoever. The only other one is Morvay's only SSR. Granted; it could be pride of his tattoos, battle scars and figure, however I don't see anything wrong with a secret fourth reason.

Also, he does seem to hold resentment for his parents.

He was drunk, and he doesn't fully tell Eiden why, but I can see him still being a little resentful over them maybe struggling to understand him, gender wise. I'm not saying his parents were bad people, as he definitely still loves them, but maybe he's upset that they passed before they could fully understand him.

Also, just the way he looks reminds me of that one meme format of:

Parents: "Meet our daughter!" And it cuts the the manliest man to ever man.

I have a vision of Aster going to meet him in person for the first time and one of Dante's servants says something like: "You're going to be before our gracious Lady of the Sun, mind your manners", and then opens the door to reveal the absolute masculine heartthrob that is Dante, resulting Aster to look at that servant like

[ireallyliketalldarksultrymen]

heh....... fl....fl.flower.husbands

THE BOYKISSERS EVER!!!!! guys scott knew what he was doing in real life when he gave jimmy that poppy…..

where do i even start ough, they find each other in every universe!! empires, traffic, sos—they’re always gonna be there trusttt me it always goes back to that poppy

they really stand out to me in third life most (scott being distraught at jimmy dying from grians triple kill, scott avenging jimmy after his third death, literally any moment of them makes me giggle)

“ive confessed my love ☺��” jimmy when i come get you!!!

a while ago i went to rewatch scott’s third life finale, and ohhhhh my golly goodness the end scene with jimmy and scott at a peaceful flower valley had me bawling.

the monologue between them where scotts confused where he’s landed, to which jimmy replies with “it’s home,” and scott finally realizes that yeah, through all of the fighting and war, he finds his home at the end of the day

sorry if this is long ray!!! but i literally squealed when i saw this ask ough

[neverbackdown-never-what]

Note: #skillsposting is not an insular community. Anyone can take part in the role-play or create a fandom acc. The spots can’t be “taken”, just have fun.

My tags: ‘#skillsposting’ for everything skills related, ‘#ooc’ for out of character notes, ‘#questioning sanity’ for asks, ‘#disco elysium’ for important posts, ‘#Volition: 7’ + ‘#CHECK SUCCESS' & ‘#CHECK FAILURE’ for checks.

Favourite interactions under the cut:

· AUTHORITY's tantrum. His gaslighting. Conflict resolved. Yeah or maybe not. Take two. Sidekick beef. Kineema keys. Wooo breakthrough;

· Knock-knock. Failed joke;

· Moralism;

· Back pain;

· He's ourple. [Trivial: Failure]. Turning him off. We are *so* back. Fixing some arms;

· She was beautiful;

· KU*GPOWPENIS. OO-RAH;

· ENCYCLOPEDIA drowning. Explaining who Kras Mazov is. Dissecting the Kineema. Text book Book. Hot cops in your area. How many clicks? Rodionov's Trench backflip. What is the Pale? Longest-range killing shot. Legality of cigarettes;

· Tie moment. His tits. ECHEM's Halloween;

· I want you dead;

· SHIVERS about a young woman. You're alive. That was silly. Hugging Kim;

· What is sanity;

· Is pregnancy possible? Doesn't matter, you’ve gained this thought anyway;

· Boykissing drama. Confession through ECHEM. Pestering continues. DRAMA joins. More confusion. Whatever is happening here. What is going on!! I am going to detonate. Investigation continues. Stupid corner. Bookhead going nonverbal. Case closed;

· LYING SACK OF SHIT FOR A HEAD! DRAMA with a concussion;

· Failed meow check;

· VOLITION and physics. Take a rest. You’ve got this. No need to fix;

· Do you love it?

· This is literally '84. Cheese and panic attacks;

· He hates it here. He HATES IT HERE;

· Waltzing;

· It’s “Happy New Year”;

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[miyaisastar]

There's a town on the coast

On the path of Father Serra

Wealthy white guys in boats

Call the U.S. Riviera

With a dark, dirty secret

Soon to be unfurled

It's the murder capital of the world

And this town needs a man

Who can stop this reign of terror

Catching bad guys like flies

When he's given room for error.

A man who sees clues

Almost if they were alighting

Gets accused to confess

'Cause his hair is so exciting

And though his attire's informal

His skills are paranormal

La, la, la, la, la, la, la

Hoo-dee-hoo

Hoo-dee-hoo

A cop I am not

I'm just good at observation

But with shortcuts

And cons

And the proper presentation

They believe that I can

Raise a finger to my head

See the past, read a mind

And can mingle with the dead

And sure, my girl's deceived

But that web's already weaved

Woven?

Weav-ied?

Woved

The key is that I'm in too deep to turn back now

So I tell these lies

Under Santa Barbara skies

The truth

Is a slippery slope to tread

When you're over your head

I do

What I have to for the common good

I'm misunderstood

And I'd come clean

If I only could

Yeah

But I can't

You mean you won't

It's the same

Not even close

Just don't ask

I didn't ask

It was implied

Define "implied"

You don't know

Yes, I know

And I really don't care

Someone's bound to expose

Funny business we're conducting

Lighten up,

We're all good

Would you please stop interrupting?

All I know, it's just me

Always cleaning up your mess

While you hair gets the credit

Getting people to confess

That's why I moisturize

Under Santa Barbara skies

The truth of the matter

Is it's all good fun

Till an eye comes out

I do what I have to

For my own safety and legality

'Cause technically

It's a felony

It's just a fib

It's a crime

They won't care

Yes, they'll mind

And we'll probably do time

Over there is my dad

Here to offer his assistance

With occasional resistance

So we face it alone

All this dark and dirty scheming

Hope it's not like the time

That my partner went off screaming

When I fought

No, you hid

No, I didn't

Yes, you did

I'm just trying not to be the one who dies

Under Santa Barbara

Skies

Santa Barbara

Santa Babs

She's our Babs

Good old Babs

Santa Barbara skies

MYLO YOU GAY ASS BOYKISSER

[phightingconfessions]

it's me again. coil fictive but from 🤖🗡️anons system. I have been fronting for so long please save me /lh (I'm fine actually I'm being dramatic lmao)

anyways we have a skate fictive too and we're in a relationship and we keep trying to find coilboard stuff but there's like not as much as we thought there would be.., sad.. and we asked the host if he could do something and he apparently can't write romance weh

the actual confession time:

no offense to people that ship it i don't care what people do as long as they're not like gross but i do not understand how coilpunk is more popular than coilboard. steampunk was on screen for like 10 seconds and I punched him in the face and that was it have you seen the gay little turn skate does towards me y'all saw that /JOKING

actually now that I'm writing this I can kinda see why? i think most people see us as having like a brotherly bond or something when afaik it's not cannon which is fine I understand that

in mine and our skate's case that ain't true though lmao I'm not beating the boykisser allegations guys

-coil fictive from 🤖🗡️'s system (I don't need a specific tag I can share with host I'm just indicating who's said what)

(ps. to mod scythe: our system does not have an Illumina (yet. anything can happen there's so many phighting fictives here) but we have a relatively indifferent to illuminas darkheart which is interesting)

NO I DONT REALLY GET COILPUNK EITHER!?!?!

I’m a chronic multishipper and actually enjoy coilboomboard as a stupid playground trio. the himbo, the jock, and the twink.

(ps. darkheart says hi to your darkheart!!)

[director-extraordinare]

Tough shit, your denial hasn't stopped so! get it together boykisser

Look. I do not like men. Some strangers on the internet pestering me aren't likely to get some kind of "confession" out of me, anyways.

[speak-to-roger]

heya shawty heard ur a boykisser

local single in MY area?! all alone on a late night???

not if I can help!!! yo busy after ur shift hottie thottie ??

cmon what has that STINKY boss of urs done 4 u lately ??? mhmmmh.!.!?!

hop in my sweet baby darling princess 🫀🫀🫀

“J- Jack and I just confessed.. I think..”

“You can stick around in case this goes south though..”