#Come at me bruh
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
You get it yet, bruh?
#come at me bruh#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannigram#hannigram text post#hannigram meme#hannigram crack#hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannibal text posts#hannibal meme#hannibal crack#murder husbands#i had no tumblr for 4 days and this is what happened
348 notes
·
View notes
Text
Come at me!
6 notes
·
View notes
Note
too scared to show your face anon? come out here and fight like a real man <- is a socially anxious overthinking trainwreck of a girl
yuh who's this anon challenging you. reveal your face and the fight may begin
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
SNOW BOTS ARE BACK BABE, IF IT WILL BE LIKE THAT EVERY YEAR I MIGHT DIE ONE DAY OF HAPPINESS WHEEEZE (I mean, drawing them like that is so much faster, plus colors, plus snow, plus they all are alive, COME ON IT'S A DREAM) Go smooch @keferon and everyone who makes "everyone is happy" content wheeeeeze
#snow bots au#transformers#maccadam#OF COURSE I GOT MY BOIS BACK#They have a car they ride separately and they like to show the car off#Perceptor#Brainstorm#Hook#Scavenger#and others from their “family” but they are not seen or it is my hand begging me to stop it hasn't recovered fully yet bruh#I bet Minimus and Megatron are already inside sipping tea and watching them going inside the building#I already wonder if since it is the second year like this#Maybe Optimus also somehow found this place to relax after many years and just sees them all#And Megatron#I want them to recover here too ngghhh#I also was thinking of scavengers and Grimlock but ahah I have a feeling they hang out in a bit different places where less people#ALSO EHEGHEGEHEEH it's so cool to think of every group arriving together or separately in different days#I have a feeling that Tailgate Cyclonus and Whirl will arrive pretty late. Alway forgetting something and coming back because of it until#they just “OH just leave it be let's go already”#Group of docs arriving almost as the first ones#Okay I better run I didn't even have breakfast just jumped on it the moment saw it coming back
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
remus: request for you to not be a bitch
regulus: request denied.
#the marauders#regulus black#remus lupin#moonwater#moonwater supremacy#regulus and remus#platonic though#don’t come at me bruh#marauders#marauders era#the marauders era#harry potter series
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
*fights you for custody if the child*
The Collector goes off alone? Nope, they’re my child now. If no one in the show is going to adopt them, I will.
440 notes
·
View notes
Text
rare bg3 Tav moment coming from me to you with a doodle assortment. with a goth gf cameo of course
#this was rly fun thank u for asking abt Ren.... please ask me anything abt them if you'd like <333#it was fun thinking abt headcanons for her and shadowheart as well#her calf and hip tattoos are BOTH shadowhear related...simp alert#ALSO YEAH i had to crop shad from that top pic bc she didnt come out right. sorry#bg3#bg3 fanart#bg3 art#bg3 tav#bg3 oc#shadowheart#shadowtav#shadowheart x tav#art#fanart#ALO LMAO this is my third post today?? bruh i havent moved form the couch all day ive just been going ham#ren
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
I got possessed dude, did a line of flour— some crazy shit anyways… Swampcat
Swampcat, Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost
They both find each other interesting like anatomy wise, drastically different, some “lemme examine you 🤓��️”
Kremy slowly blinks and Frost gets flustered… that’s the good shit to me man. Purring, Bellows… I SHOOT THEM TWO WITH MY AMERICAN GUN
#my art#legends of avantris#loa#ouaw#once upon a witchlight#kremy lecroux#morning frost#Kremy x frost#frost x Kremy#Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost#Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux#swampcat#ouaw swampcat#swampcat ouaw#I think they slay#they’re apathetic towards eachother leaning on dislike#I dunno I think I’m crazy#I’m being so real— No throwing clothes silly Billy— their foreplay is folding eachother’s clothes cuz that’s A SHOW OF CARE OKAY BRO#I THINK THAT’S SWEET#there’s moment of tenderness and I think that shit goes so hard#freak 4 freak#demi 4 demi#also like— Frost is def more experienced when it comes to the devil’s tango but also I think the juxtaposition of Kremy being “bruh idk#Kremy to me can charm a person and get a free drink but I don’t think ever went past that cuz he never had the desire to#he’s so demi to me#he would definitely be out of his element but liek he’s enthusiastic okay#Kremy is like an onion layered and every time you peel a layer back you get more Kremy and I think that’s the thrill of it#he would be interesting#I’m speaking from an aroace perspective— like how a scientist would see bacteria under a microscope#tw suggestive
588 notes
·
View notes
Text
🐈⬛💀👁️
#my art#fanart#dead boy detectives#i finally used my brothers computer to draw digitally again !!! it took a lot of convincing for him to let me use it but yay#crystal palace#niko sasaki#dbd#dbd fanart#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detectives fanart#digital art#bruh idk how to draw cats dont come for me
876 notes
·
View notes
Text
KYLE ADAMS as GRANTAIRE
mastered by @bikinibottomdayz
#les mis#les miserables#grantaire#kyle adams#gifset#BRUH#I SAW HIM LIVE RECENTLY#he had me giggling SO bad#his relationship with gav was one of the best parts of the show#always having a hand on his shoulder. hugging him every chance he gets. constantly having to pull gav back ...#which is totally foreshadowing gavroche running without warning for the ammo later on... and R trying to shake gav awake :(#and his relaxed nature around his friends.. jumping on feuillys lap.. kissing marius on the cheek. the light correctiv taps on his shoulder#-from the gang.. his friendship with everyone felt so real and made the final battle all the more Miserable (Haha get it)#i mean come on.. him yelling for the guards to kill him.. wanted to throw up in my seat!#oh yeah and his R is gay as hell too. Happy pride month#enjoltaire#or whatever. sorry for yapping Bye u guys#Also preston Bit him. That was really funny
625 notes
·
View notes
Text
and that's, how i met your mother
#seventeen#joshua#dokyeom#going seventeen#gose spoilers#svtdaily#cheytermelon#hanatonin#shuaria#wonranglee#tuseral#blueberryshay#forbelleseyes#dokyelvblr#userzaizai#usersrin#ann.gif#dk's reaction was so funny to me like “??????? bruh??????”#and yes idk if its pizza or quesadilla dont come @ me thank u
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
WALKING ON GLASS.
#!WHO; SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS x fem!reader
#!CC: power play, o.sex (receiving), implications of demonic entities
NETWORKS @angelshub @bitchcraftinc @planetonet
The sound of dishes smashing against the floors was deafening as it carried throughout the manor. The splintering shatter of an expensive set caused the three three other house aids to grimace. In the upper room of Ciel Phantomhive, his eyes closed and he sighed, for regret was starting to cloud his mind in hiring you— the new maid. The help to what he’d already deemed, ‘A full house.’
Sebastian bowed gracefully, his head cocked slightly as he smiled.
“I will see to it that the mess will be cleaned young master.”
“Make sure that you do. I have very little patience left.” Phantomhive waved off. Sebastian then walked out shutting the door behind him with a soft click. He pulled at his pristine gloves as he walked down the hallways, a devilish grin splitting his face.
When he’d arrived at the kitchen door he’d picked up on quips of complaints from you and Mei-Ren.
“I’m going to be done for sure this time...” You whined, brushing glass pieces onto a dustpan.
“I’m sure you won’t. The young master is lenient. During my recent years I was such a klutz and Sebastian had to—”
The butler opened the door and the conversation halted with unease in the air. Mei-Ren stood nervously and you kept your head low as your fingers trembled to pick up the rest of the glass. The heat of eyes boring into the side of your head didn’t go unnoticed as they clinked softly together in the pile.
“You may go. I shall handle this.” Sebastian’s velvety voice remained low, his eyes glued on your crouched form. Mei-Ren gave a reassuring glance towards you and bowed quickly. After the haste retreating footsteps, the room was quiet except for the soft sound of tinkling glass shards.
“Stand please,” Sebastian hummed, his red eyes trailing your straned movements; your chest rose and fell slightly and he could hear the quickening tapping of your beating heart. Your eyes looked everywhere but at him, which he found a bit rude but another lesson to be made at a later date.
You clasped your hands in front of your body, ready to endure whatever verbal penalty was sure to be made. This wasn’t your first offense.
Countless of glassware had been destroyed by your hand, not to mention the mistakes you’ve made since you were hired by the young master. From nearly burning down the manor due to attempted meals, to using the wrong chemicals in the garden. All resulting in Sebastian’s stern dispraises. Phantomhive pegged you to be just as bad as his other servants put together.
Sebastian began to snake towards you, his movements precise and elegant. With ease, he’s stepped through the shards of remaining glass, not even trailing it behind him. As he got closer, you subconsciously shrunk back until you hit the far wall with a small gasp.
Sabastian brought his hand to his mouth, swiftly biting the fingertip of his glove and pulling it off, all the while his gaze never left yours. Leaving the glove on his left hand, he pressed both palms against the wall on either side of your head, effectively caging you in. He picked out the accelerated beating in your chest as his face lowered towards yours.
Sebastian was never going to admit this to any mortal, but he a part of him was looking forward to another slip up from you. Ever since the young lord hired you, your entire essence intrigued him. On more accounts than one, the need for self restraint became nearly intangible whenever you were around. He knew humans were creatures who could not reject temptation. Never had he thought he’d be acting just like them.
His eyes held a dark glint in them as his lips stretched into a grin.
“That set was a favorite of the young lord,”
“I’m sorry! I slipped and I really tried to catch my fall, but I only ended up making things worse.”
“Yes, the ordeal is quite unfortunate,” He continued. “The entire glass set was a precious family heirloom.” The demon lied, which was proven to be effective given the horror stricken look on your face. You were on the verge of tears and your lips parted to let out a soft sigh.
Sebastian brought a finger under your chin, pulling your head up in his direction. For the first time, you were made to look into his piercing eyes and you gulped.
“I’m sure I can come up with a reason for the destruction of the valuables.” His eyes shone mischievously and a second later, it hit you. And he knew that you were not going to reject the offer. In return, his knee slid upwards, dragging out a gasp from you at the sudden movement and the friction against your core. He smirked and lowered his sight to the rise and fall of your chest, zeroing in on your breasts.
“Lift your uniform and turn around.” His order was low and straight to the point, sending a shiver down your spine. He stepped back, allowing you to do so and once you were facing the wall, your cheeks heated up in how vulnerable you were now before the butler. A second or so later, you felt cool air hitting your heat and you whimpered, turning your head slightly. You then felt strong hands taking hold on your hips, gripping them in a way that sent dull pain throughout your legs.
“Face the wall.”
Sebastian moved closer, licking his lips at the scent of your femininity. It was different and he was intrigued. His finger hooked through the side of your panties, pulling them taut and exposing your glistening lower lips. He leaned forward, giving you a quick and experimental lick, causing you to release a not-so-quiet cry.
“I would strongly suggest keeping your voice down, yes? We wouldn’t want an audience.” He chuckled before returning his mouth to your pussy. You quickly clenched your uniform dress in one hand as the other covered your mouth, muffling your moans in your gloved hand.
His tongue flattened against you, teasing your clit before trailing back until it disappeared inside of you, writhing and thrusting against your gummy walls. Your body was growing flush as he worked his mouth against you, drawing more and more of your slick.
Sebastian’s movements started off as sensual and graceful, much like his surface personality. But each second his senses spent engulfed in your heat ignited something primal in him. His refined technique was abandoned and replaced with one less coordinated but more enthusiastic nonetheless.
Subconsciously, his fingers dug deeper into your hips releasing more added pleasure than pain. Obscene wet noises arose, synchronizing with your low moans. A hand left your hip to push past your folds and curled upwards, effectively sending a shock through your body resulting in a cry this time.
Sebastian hummed, taking the action into memory and his ministrations seemingly went lazy. At this point, it wouldn’t take much more for you to come and he knew this, doing it again.
His face pushed deeper against you, his tongue nudging your clit and at the same time curling his finger and this is what sent you over the edge.
The noise that escaped wasn’t suppressed behind your palm this time. Your thighs quivered as you calmed down, whimpering as the butler gave you a final few laps before standing. Now more than before, you wanted to feel him, see him, touch him as he ravaged you with what he had to offer.
Turning around slightly, you caught a glimpse of darkness, the air around you suddenly cold. Murkiness surrounded you, as you only caught a flash of his twisted face in a snarl—a stark contrast to his typical refined features. A shiver ran down your spine, his grip returning but tighter than the last.
“You still refuse to listen.” His breath was ticking your ear, tone menacing but the same velvet that compelled your limbs to relax.
Before you could come up with some half thought out apology, he sheathed his dick into you, grunting softly when he was flush against your ass. Not knowing when he had the time to release himself, you keened at the sudden intrusion as you shifted and tightened around him.
He sighed, strumming his fingers on your hips before pulling out and pushing into you firmly. His movements formed a rhythm as you were rocked against the wall. By now, your hand had fallen from your mouth and was instead placed on the surface in front of you. Movements increasing in speed as well as forcefulness, moans poured from you, wafting through the kitchen and you could only hope that’s where they’ll remain.
Sebastian grunted before yanking your hands behind you, wrists gripped under his one hand with precision at the small of your back. He’s reverted to fucking you with reckless abandon, his own breathing just barely ragged.
You, however were a mess, your vision blurred with wetness, voice producing a low mantra of the butler’s name as a desired pressure began to build up within you. Over and over, his thrusts hit that sweet spot within you that pushed you closer and closer to that moment of bliss.
“What do you think of this lesson?” It was a strange question, at the even most strangest time. It barely processed in your ears and you’re only half inclined to answer in the state you’re in. However, his hand reaches to tilt your head back, face ethereally perfect as golden pools stare into your soul.
“Hnn..?” You couldn’t think, much less articulate any response he was looking but that was alright. He just wanted to drink in the gloss in your eyes as your mouth moves, no words escaping. Your cunt pulsated around him, each stroke drawing more and more of your essence from your body. Perhaps, he thought, it would be wrong to indulge in a bit of the human soul. Not when you were so vulnerable and pliant under his mere gaze. You didn’t see him now. You didn’t see what he’d become again, as the only thing you that surrounded you was the grip of the cold and your cunt being stretched out.
Only when he released you with a low chuckle did the static disipitate and the pressure snaps, his hand quick to hold your cries.
Delicious aftershocks took hold of you, controlling your convulsions as you clenched repeatedly around Sebastian’s cock. You couldn’t see the subtle twist of his features as he approached euphoria as well, his grip icy as he held you against the wall. Following suit soon after, his hot come spilled into you in copious amounts, filling you until it trickled down your thighs.
He pulled out and your legs buckled slightly beneath you before he chuckled and you were spun around.
“Hey now,”
Sebastian was altogether neat. His uniform remained as immaculate as they were when he walked in, white gloves on and pristine. His face retained its usual fair skinned complexion, void of sweat or any indication of vigorous activity.
Meanwhile, you knew you looked a complete mess if it wasn’t obvious. Sebastian cocked his head and smiled warmly, a bright expression that contrasted the devil in his eye.
“Despite how pleasurable this lesson has been, I implore you to exercise caution and heighten your awareness. The young master would not appreciate any more recklessness from you and neither will I.” As he spoke his teeth gleamed only adding to the weight of his words engraved in your mind.
Still you straightened, your hands clasping tightly over your uniform as you nodded curtly.
“Yes Sebastian!”
After that encounter in the kitchen, your mistakes and slip-ups had been reduced to very little occurrences to absolutely none.
“See I knew you’d get the hang of things!” Mei-Ren beamed.
“Maybe I’ll let you cook something small again. Seeing how much you improved and all.” Baldroy had praised, fanning a smoking pot.
Each of the house aids were ultimately pleased you were doing better than you had been before.
Even Phantomhive seemed content, but not at all surprised knowing Sebastian had a hand in it. The butler was delighted as well, rewarding your improvements with favorable pleasures every now and again.
He still needed to teach you a lesson about listening after all.
DILFOS. do not plagiarize my content— current or archival.
#sebastian michaelis#black butler#black butler fanfiction#sebastian michaelis x reader#black butler fic#black butler smut#BRUH WHERE ARE ALL THE BLACK BUTLER TAGS#the Sebastian tags specifically#bye if this floos ill sobs violently#someone share in this with me🫠#are yall dead#yall do know season 4 is coming out right#wake tf up HELLO#PRIV#yall know that one barn scene >.>
528 notes
·
View notes
Text
#my doods#akaashi keiji#haikyuu akaashi#haikyuu fanart#haikyuu#artist on tumblr#small artist#this was an attempt to come up with a simpler art style but all I did was shota-fy my boy 🫠#redraw#digital sketch#that took me four hours ☠️#also the details on the uniform make me cry#I need to learn anatomy properly + up my observation skills bruh#srry keiji I accidentally took away what little butt you had 🙇♀️#Thank you for the 100 notes 🙇♀️
137 notes
·
View notes
Text
Do you ever have those days where you wake up, thinking everything is wonderful and right and it’s gonna be such a chill and easy day, only to turn on your computer and see your album has released a whole week earlier than you thought it would?
No?
Well um… completely and totally unrelated to that… My last Fable album is out streaming… like right now. And I was so very prepared for it. Mhm.
#the don’t call me the uninformed zennial for nothing#apparently#I’m so uninformed I didn’t even know when my album was coming out#bruh#anyway you guys should go listen to it cause I worked really hard on all the songs with feedback from the cast members they pertained to#and it was just really fun to make#fable smp#fablesmp#fable smp ulysses#fable smp rae#fable smp aax#fable smp icarus#Spotify
103 notes
·
View notes
Text
.....where are the Bucchigiri?! fanfics....WHERE ARE THEY???!!!?!
#random ramblings#random finds#bucchigiri?!#bucchigiri#DON'T LOOK AWAY ANSWER ME!!!#WHERE ARE THE FANFICS???#I NEED SOME FLUFF FOR MY BOY MATAKARA!#matakara asamine#tomoshibi arajin#jin marito#jin mahoro#like bruh I know the anime just came out but I was expecting even a little bit of small drabbles or fic to come out
314 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yeah okay I think I'm a little obsessed
#bruh that last episode hit me like a truck#screencap redraws are coming i promise#for the record this is what i think they looked like before they got sucked into the game#can you tell that i got halfway through and realized “oh shoot this casts needs to be more diverse”#i'll reblog this to my main blog and go more in-depth into headcannons there#the amazing digital circus#tadc kinger#tadc pomni#tadc ragatha#tadc zooble#tadc jax#tadc gangle#gosh i hope i didn't forget anyone
59 notes
·
View notes