#Column 183

[houseofbrat]

This is from Majesty magazine. I know some quibble with a few numbers, such as a couple of Kate’s, but this is generally correct. Regardless, let’s take a look at the numbers in this table. 

2079 domestic engagements (in the UK) [column E]

522 foreign/overseas engagements [column F]

2601 total engagements for the BRF.

Charles completed 497 engagements, Camilla 194, William 190, and Kate 138. (Just in case it’s not clear by the table).

Queen Elizabeth II completed 120 engagements in 2022 prior to her passing, which was 5.77% of all domestic engagements.

King Charles III completed 497 engagements, including 57 overseas, which was 21% of domestic BRF engagements and 19.1% of all BRF engagements. 

Queen Camilla completed 194 total engagements, which was 7.45% of all BRF engagements. 

Prince William completed 190 total engagements, which was 7.3% of all BRF engagements. 

Catherine, The Princess of Wales, completed 138 total engagements, which was 5.3% of all BRF engagements.

Prince Edward completed 276 engagements, which was 10.6% of all BRF engagements.

Sophie, The Countess of Wessex and Forfar, completed 280 engagements, which was 10.76% of all BRF engagements.

Princess Anne completed 474 engagements, which was 18.2% of all BRF engagements.

The Duke of Gloucester completed 183 engagements, which was 7.0% of all BRF engagements. 

The Duchess of Gloucester completed 110 engagements, which was 4.2% of all BRF engagements.

The Duke of Kent completed 91 engagements, which was 3.5% of all BRF engagements. 

Princess Alexandra completed 48 engagements, which was 1.84% of all BRF engagements. 

To put some of this in perspective, let’s also consider the ages of everyone involved in 2022.

Queen Elizabeth II 96 King Charles III 74 Queen Camilla 75 The Prince of Wales 40 The Princess of Wales 40 Earl of Wessex 58 Countess of Wessex 57 The Princess Royal 72 The Duke of Gloucester 78 The Duchess of Gloucester 76 The Duke of Kent 87 Princess Alexandra 86

In 2022, the number of all engagements completed by those over the age of 70: 1717

The percentage of all engagements completed by those over the age of 70: 66%.

If you eliminate King Charles, Queen Camilla, The Duke & Duchess of Gloucester, The Duke of Kent, and Princess Alexandra from this 2022 list, then only 1358 engagements remain, which is 52% of the total engagements remaining. (48% of the work is completed by those six royals.)

If you also eliminate Princess Anne, then only 884 engagements remain of the 2022 total, which is only 34%. (884 engagements include William, Catherine, Edward, & Sophie.) 

It’s a tough hill to climb from 190 or 138 engagements to 350. Wouldn’t dream of pushing the youngsters toward 400. 

Might crack a nail or something. 

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Day 1: 198 Day 2: 58 Day 3: 180 Day 4: 329 Day 5: 290 Day 6: 148 Day 7: 506 Day 8: 506 Day 9: 235 Day 10: 358 Day 11: 198 Day 12: 472 Day 13: 307 Day 14: 352 Day 15: 248 Day 16: 266 Day 17: 436 Day 18: 704 Day 19: 755 Day 20: 482 (next column) Day 21: 298 Day 22: 377 Day 23: 302 Day 24: 301 Day 25: 219 Day 26: 280 Day 27: 256 Day 28: 196 Day 29: 231 Day 30: 282 Day 31: 230 Day 32: 328 Day 33: 241 Day 34: 249 Day 35: 260 Day 36: 51 Day 37: 51 Day 38: 60 Day 39: 80 Day 40: 180 (next column) Day 41: 500 Day 42: NA Day 43: 300 Day 44: 700 Day 45: 300 Day 46: 828 Day 47: 404 Day 48: 322 Day 49: 146 Day 50: NA Day 51: NA Day 52: NA Day 53: NA Day 54: NA Day 55: NA Day 56: 110 Day 57: 97 Day 58: 316 Day 59: 376 Day 60: 349

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Day 61: 579 Day 62: 350 Day 63: 310 Day 64: 213 Day 65: 297 Day 66: 208 Day 67: 207 Day 68: 196 Day 69: 179 Day 70: 13 Day 71: 217 Day 72: 218 Day 73: 218 Day 74: 217 Day 75: 130 Day 76: 130 Day 77: 130 Day 78: 201 Day 79: 166 Day 80: 250 (next column) Day 81: 241 Day 82: 195 Day 83: 210 Day 84: 187 Day 85: 165 Day 86: 150 Day 87: 156 Day 88: 207 Day 89: 128 Day 90: 125 Day 91: 162 Day 92: 122 Day 93: 113 Day 94: 249 Day 95: 126 Day 96: 147 Day 97: 112 Day 98: 239 Day 99: 135 Day 100: 125 (next column) Day 101: 132 Day 102: 185 Day 103: 163 Day 104: 172 Day 105: 142 Day 106: 165 Day 107: 178 Day 108: 190 Day 109: 195 Day 110: 210 Day 111: 200 Day 112: 183 Day 113: 174 Day 114: 165 Day 115: 215 Day 116: 114 Day 117: 150 Day 118: 118 Day 119: 112 Day 120: 107

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Day 121: 127 Day 122: 113 Day 123: 107 Day 124: 123 Day 125: 130 Day 126: 107 Day 127: 117 Day 128: 112 Day 129: 164 Day 130 (13 Feb, 2024): 133

(slightly larger text) Total: 28,473 and 7000+ under the rubble

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The more you ignore the more we are going to keep pushing.

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Seating: Consider the type of chairs you will use with the table. Standard dining chairs usually require about 24 inches (61 cm) of space each, so a 72-inch table would comfortably seat six people.

Material: The table can be made from various materials such as solid wood, engineered wood, glass, or metal. Each material has its own aesthetic and durability characteristics:

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Pedestal Base: Central support that can be a single column or multiple columns.

Four Legged: A classic design that is simple and often more affordable.

Storage: If space is a concern, consider a table with built-in storage, such as drawers or a shelf underneath.

Extension Mechanism: Some tables have a built-in extension mechanism that allows you to expand the table surface when needed, making it versatile for different occasions.

Style: The style of the table should complement the overall design of your dining area. Consider whether you prefer a modern, minimalist look, a traditional or farmhouse style, or something more eclectic.

Durability: Given the frequent use, the table should be made from durable materials and have a sturdy construction to withstand daily use.

Accessories: Consider what accessories you might need, such as tablecloths, placemats, or coasters, which can protect the table surface and add to the aesthetic.

A well-chosen large square dining table not only serves a functional purpose but also enhances the aesthetic appeal of your dining space.

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From rejected architecture to becoming a national icon?

We are talking about the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa is one of the most famous landmarks in Italy and around the world. It is located in the city of Pisa, in the Tuscany region. Construction of the tower began in 1173 and it started to lean soon after, due to unstable ground and foundation issues. Despite efforts to correct its tilt during construction, the tower continues to lean to this day.

The tower is a freestanding bell tower of the cathedral of Pisa, known as the Duomo di Pisa or the Cathedral of Santa Maria Assunta. It is made of white marble and stands at about 56 meters (183 feet) tall. The design features a cylindrical shape with eight stories of arches, columns, and intricate decorations.

Despite its unintended tilt, the Leaning Tower of Pisa has become an iconic symbol of architectural uniqueness and attracts millions of visitors annually who come to admire its lean and take memorable photos with it. It is also recognized as a UNESCO World Heritage Site, along with the other structures in the Cathedral Square of Pisa.

The Leaning Tower of Pisa, or simply the Tower of Pisa, is part of the cathedral complex in Pisa, Italy. Its construction began in 1173 and lasted for about 199 years, due to interruptions caused by wars and the tower's gradual tilt, which started during its construction due to a poorly laid foundation, is one of tourists Italy its

Here are some interesting facts about the Leaning Tower of Pisa:

Cause of the Lean: The tower began to lean soon after construction started in 1173 due to a poorly laid foundation and unstable soil. The lean increased with each subsequent level added to the tower.

Interventions to Prevent Collapse: Throughout history, various attempts were made to stabilize or reduce the lean of the tower. Notably, in the late 20th and early 21st centuries, significant efforts were made to prevent the tower from toppling over by reducing its lean through soil extraction and other engineering methods.

Famous Design and Architecture: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is renowned for its unique design and architectural style, characterized by white marble and Romanesque arches. It stands approximately 56 meters (183 feet) tall and originally had seven bells, one for each note of the musical scale.

Tourist Attraction: Despite its unintended tilt, the tower attracts millions of tourists annually who come to marvel at its lean and take iconic photos pretending to hold it up or push it over.

UNESCO World Heritage Site: Along with the cathedral and baptistery of Pisa, the Leaning Tower is part of the Piazza del Duomo UNESCO World Heritage Site since 1987, recognizing its cultural and historical significance.

These facts highlight how the Leaning Tower of Pisa has not only become a symbol of architectural uniqueness but also a testament to human ingenuity in preserving historical landmarks.

One of the places worth visiting. !!!!! Thanks for reading ☻♥

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Song of The Week 183

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Selection Methodology

The selection of these traders was guided by a paramount criterion — a low trading risk and drawdown. The aim is to minimize exposure to sudden market fluctuations while ensuring consistent returns over time. This approach fosters stability and long-term growth, a strategy that aligns with prudent investing.

My commitment to uncovering reliable traders is unwavering. I meticulously analyze hundreds, even thousands, of trading accounts to identify the most promising and stable strategies. Right now I’m tracking about 50 traders in depth.

So,

The past week was a rollercoaster, with Bitcoin experiencing a significant dip. Many faced steep losses, with some even depleting their deposits. However, this volatile period also presented lucrative opportunities, allowing us to secure substantial profits. Here are my top 5 picks of traders from the past week who adeptly navigated the market turbulence to reap impressive gains:

QueenScalp

· Weekly profit: 57.09% (!!!)

· Earnigs for week: $291

· Drawdown: 14.86%

· Overall Monitored Profit: 1643.83% (!!!)

· Trading Days: 183

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2. PrinceScalp

· Weekly profit: 26.75%

· Earnigs for week: $154

· Drawdown: 12.82%

· Overall Monitored Profit: 253.21%

· Trading Days: 159

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3. Just Api_v4

· Weekly profit: 26.27%

· Earnigs for week: $739 (!!!)

· Drawdown: 18.29%

· Overall Monitored Profit: 311.59%

· Trading Days: 143Link

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4. cosmos maxi

· Weekly profit: 20.27%

· Earnigs for week: $772 (!!!)

· Drawdown: 0%

· Overall Monitored Profit: 67.63%

· Trading Days: 87

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5. Bot XRP Coinm Future

· Weekly profit: 19.56%

· Earnigs for week: $284

· Drawdown: 14.45%

· Overall Monitored Profit: 68.24%

· Trading Days: 129

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Here is the complete list of traders I’m currently monitoring, who meet my specific criteria:

for your convenience, I’ve categorized them based on the cryptocurrency exchanges

BingX:

Anna_Finance

cosmos maxi

HMSA Trader

Jack Z

Shahcrystall

#Win

OKX:

Spring-Sxzb

Leak Crypto

All in crypto

Traderwagon:

KS16

Ability

fly

ALT

the Great Wall

weheartbtc

Bot XRP Coinm Future

LIQ ALPHA Scalp

CoinHippo_1

Just Api_v4

Just Api_v5

QueenScalp

PrinceScalp

Atximes

Gate:

SSSSS

Counseling and steady

xiaolwl can

Bybit:

sparch08

LowLiskHighReturn

HunterYu

MoonrakerPRIME

68PRTrader

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Test Bank For Elementary Linear Algebra, Applications Version, 12th Edition Howard Anton

TABLE OF CONTENTS

1 Systems of Linear Equations and Matrices 1 1.1 Introduction to Systems of Linear Equations 2 1.2 Gaussian Elimination 11 1.3 Matrices and Matrix Operations 25 1.4 Inverses; Algebraic Properties of Matrices 40 1.5 Elementary Matrices and a Method for Finding A−1 53 1.6 More on Linear Systems and Invertible Matrices 62 1.7 Diagonal, Triangular, and Symmetric Matrices 69 1.8 Introduction to Linear Transformations 76 1.9 Compositions of Matrix Transformations 90 1.10 Applications of Linear Systems 98 • Network Analysis 98 • Electrical Circuits 100 • Balancing Chemical Equations 103 • Polynomial Interpolation 105 1.11 Leontief Input-Output Models 110 2 Determinants 118 2.1 Determinants by Cofactor Expansion 118 2.2 Evaluating Determinants by Row Reduction 126 2.3 Properties of Determinants; Cramer’s Rule 133 3 Euclidean Vector Spaces 146 3.1 Vectors in 2-Space, 3-Space, and n-Space 146 3.2 Norm, Dot Product, and Distance in Rn 158 3.3 Orthogonality 172 3.4 The Geometry of Linear Systems 183 3.5 Cross Product 190 4 General Vector Spaces 202 4.1 Real Vector Spaces 202 4.2 Subspaces 211 4.3 Spanning Sets 220 4.4 Linear Independence 228 4.5 Coordinates and Basis 238 4.6 Dimension 248 4.7 Change of Basis 256 4.8 Row Space, Column Space, and Null Space 263 4.9 Rank, Nullity, and the Fundamental Matrix Spaces 276 5 Eigenvalues and Eigenvectors 291 5.1 Eigenvalues and Eigenvectors 291 5.2 Diagonalization 301 5.3 Complex Vector Spaces 311 5.4 Differential Equations 323 5.5 Dynamical Systems and Markov Chains 329 6 Inner Product Spaces 341 6.1 Inner Products 341 6.2 Angle and Orthogonality in Inner Product Spaces 352 6.3 Gram–Schmidt Process; QR-Decomposition 361 6.4 Best Approximation; Least Squares 376 6.5 Mathematical Modeling Using Least Squares 385 6.6 Function Approximation; Fourier Series 392 7 Diagonalization and Quadratic Forms 399 7.1 Orthogonal Matrices 399 7.2 Orthogonal Diagonalization 408 7.3 Quadratic Forms 416 7.4 Optimization Using Quadratic Forms 429 7.5 Hermitian, Unitary, and Normal Matrices 436 8 General Linear Transformations 446 8.1 General Linear Transformations 446 8.2 Compositions and Inverse Transformations 459 8.3 Isomorphism 471 8.4 Matrices for General Linear Transformations 477 8.5 Similarity 487 8.6 Geometry of Matrix Operators 493 9 Numerical Methods 509 9.1 LU-Decompositions 509 9.2 The Power Method 519 9.3 Comparison of Procedures for Solving Linear Systems 528 9.4 Singular Value Decomposition 532 9.5 Data Compression Using Singular Value Decomposition 540 Read the full article

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A LITTLE KNOWN RIDDLER STORY | BRAVE AND THE BOLD #183 

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Episode 184: Can dinosaurs be brought back to life based on ancient DNA?

Hello, my name is Wang Yibo. In 2021, a Chinese scientific team discovered a set of dinosaur DNA in western Liaoning, northeast China. Then everyone is very interested. Is it possible to revive dinosaurs based on this set of DNA? The answer is no. 1 is that this set of DNA genes is missing, 2 is how to cultivate it is also a problem, 3 is also the most serious problem, that is, resurrecting dinosaurs is a violation of the law. So we don't bring dinosaurs back to life based on DNA.

Episode 183: Some fish know how to shoot?

Hello everyone, my name is Wang Yibo. Today, I will share with you the knowledge about Sagittarius fish. Archer fish, commonly known as anti-aircraft gun fish, are snipers in marine life. It can use the special structure of the mouth to spray water column, and accurately calculate the refraction and distance difference, and then shoot down the insects on the tree into the water, almost every shot.

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The original guide for watching Doctor Who, torchwood.& the Sarah Jane adventures is wrong. The episode titles in our dates don't lineup properly. So the episode titles and numbers don't match because the list was done in three separate columns. I have a better method that will get the perfect list for people who are old and new whovian's. Also this list is re-organized into one single column instead of three separate columns to make it easier for whovian 's to follow. This version of the list is modified for the USA.

Order to Watch Doctor Who, Torchwood & The Sarah Jane Adventures

Doctor Who Season 19Th Doctor & Rose Tyler

S01 S1 Rose

S01 E2 The End Of The World

S01 E3 The Unquiet Dead

S01 E4 Aliens Of London

S01 E5 World War Three

S01 E6 Dalek

S01 E7 The Long Game

S01 E8 Father's Day

S01 E9 The Empty Child

S01 E10 The Doctor Dances

S01 E11 Boom Town

S01 E12 Bad Wolf

S01 E13 The Parting Of The Ways

14. Christmas Special 10Th Doctor & Rose Taylor The Christmas Invasion

Doctor Who Season 2 10Th Doctor & Rose Taylor

15. S02 E1 New Earth

16. S02 E2 Tooth And Claw

17. S02 E3 School Reunion

18. S02 E4 The Girl In The Fireplace

19. S02 E5 The Rise Of The Cybermen

20. S02 E6 The Age Of Steel

21. S02 E7 The Idiots Lantern

22. S02 E8 The Impossible Planet

23. S02 E9 The Satan Pet

24. S02 E10 Love And Monsters

25. S02 E11 Fear Her

26. S02 E12 Army Of Ghosts

27. S02 E13 Doomsday

Torchwood season1

28.S01 E1 Everything Changes

29. S01 E2 Day One

30. S01 E3 Ghost Machine

31. S01 E4 Cyberwoman

32. S01 E5 Small Worlds

33. S01 E6 Countryside

34. S01 E7 Greeks Bringing Gifts

35. S01 E8 They Keep Killing Susie

36. S01 E9 Random Shoes

37. S01 E10 Out Of Time

38. S01 E11 Combat

39Christmas Special 10Th Doctor & Donna Noble S02 E14 The Runaway Bride

40.The Sarah Jane Adventures new years eve special Invasion Of The Bane

41. S01 E12 Captain Jack Harkness

42. S01 E13 End Of Days

Doctor Who Season 3 10Th Doctor & Martha Jones

43. S03 E1 Smith and Jones

44. S03 E2 The Shakespeare Code

45. S03 E3 Gridlock

46. S03 E4 Daleks In Manhattan

47. S03 E5 Evolution Of The Daleks

48. S03 E6 The Lazarus Experiment

49. S03 E7 42

50. S03 E8 Human Nature

51. S03 E9 The Family Of Blood

52. S03 E10 Blink

53. S03 E11 Utopia

54. S03 E12 The Sound Of Drums

55. S03 E13 Last Of The Time Lourdes

The Sarah Jane adventures season 1

56. S01 E1 Revenge Of The Slitheen, pt.1

57. S01 E2 Revenge Of The Slitheen, pt.2

58. S01 E3 Eye Of The Gorgon, Pt.1

59. S01 E4 Eye Of The Gorgon, Pt.2

60. S01 E5 Warriors Of Kudlak, Pt.1

61. S01 E6 Warriors Of Kudlak, pt.2

62. S01 E7 Whatever Happened To Sarah Jane Smith?, Pt.1

63. S01 E8 Whatever Happened To Sarah Jane Smith?, pt.2

64. S01 E9 The Last Boy, Pt.1

65. S01 E10 The Last Boy, pt.2

66. Christmas special 10th Doctor S03 E14 voyage of the damned

Torchwood season 2

67. S02 E1 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

68. S02 E2 Sleeper

69. S02 E3 To The Last Man

70. S02 E4 Meat

71. S02 E5 Adam

72. S02 E6 Reset

73. S02 E7 Dead Man Walking

74. S02 E8 A Day In The Death

75. S02 E9 Something Borrowed

76. S02 E10 From Out Of The Rain

77. S02 E11 Adrift

78. S02 E12 Fragments

79. S02 E13 Exit Wounds

Doctor Who Season 4 10Th Doctor & Donna Noble

80. S04 E1 Partners In Crime

81. S04 E2 The Fires Of Pompeii

82. S04 E3 Planet Of The Ood

83. S04 E4 The Sontaran Stratagem

84. S04 E5 The Poison Sky

85. S04 E6 The Doctor’s Daughter

86. S04 E7 The Unicorn And The Wasp

87. S04 E8 Silence In The Library

88. S04 E9 Forest Of The Dead

89. S04 E10 Midnight

90. S04 E11 Turn Left

91. S04 E12 The Stolen Earth

92. S04 E13 Journeys End

This Sarah Jane adventures season 2

93. S02E1 The Last Sontaran, 0pt.1

94. S02 E2 The Last Sontaran, pt.2

95. S02 E3 The Day Of The Clown, Pt.1

96. S02 E4 the Day Of the Clown, pt.2

97. S02 E5 Secrets Of The Stairs, Pt.1

98. S02 E6 secrets of the stairs, pt.2

99. S02 E7 The Mark Of The Beserker, Pt.1

100. S02 E8 The Mark Of The Beserker, pt.2

101. S02 E9 The Temptation Of Sarah Jane Smith, pt.1

102. S02 E10 The Temptation Of Sarah Jane Smith, pt.2

103. S02 E11 Enemy Of The Bane, no pt.1

104. S02 E12 Enemy Of The Bane, pt.2

105. Christmas Special 10Th Doctor S04 E14 The Next Doctor

106. Easter Special 10Th Doctor S04 E15 Planet Of The Dead

Torchwood Season 3 : Children Of Earth mini-seriesOf five episodes titled

107. S03 E1 Day One

108. S03 E2 Day Two

109. S03 E3 Day Three

110. S03 E4 Day Four

111. S03 E5 Day Five

The Sarah Jane Adventures Season 3

112. S03 E1 Prisoner Of The Judoon, pt.1

113. S03 E2 Prisoner Of The Judoon, pt.2

114. S03 E3 The Mad Woman In The Attic, pt.1

115. S03 E4 The Mad Woman In The Attic, pt.2

116. S03 E5 The Wedding Of Sarah Jane Smith, pt.1

117. S03 E6 The Wedding Of Sarah Jane Smith, pt.2

118. S03 E7 The Eternity Trap, Pt.1

119. S03 E8 The Eternity Trap, pt.2

120. S03 E9 Mona Lisa's revenge, pt.1

121. S03 E10 Mona Lisa's revenge, pt.2

122. Autumn Special 10Th Doctor S04 E16 The Waters Of Mars

123. S03 E11 The Gift, pt.1

124. S03 E12 The Gift, pt.2

125. Christmas Special 10Th Doctor S04 E17 The End Of Time, Pt.1

126. New Year's Day Special 10Th Doctor S04 E18 The End Of Time, pt.2

Doctor Who season 5 11th doctor & Amy pond

127. S05 E1 The Eleventh Hour

128. S05 E2 The Beast Below

129. S05 E3 Victory Of The Daleks

130. S05 E4 The Time Of Angels

131. S05 E5 Flash And Stone

132. S05 E6 The Vampires Of Venice

133. S05 E7 Amy's Choice

134. S05 E8 The Hungry Earth

135. S05 E9 Cold Blood

136. S05 E10 Vincent and The Doctor

137. S05 E11 The Larger

138. S05 E12 The Pandorica Opens

139. S05 E13 The Big Bang

The Sarah Jane adventures season 4

140. S04 E1 The Nightmare Man, Pt.1

141. S04 E2 The Nightmare Man, pt.2

142. S04 E3 The Vault Of Secrets, pt.1

143. S04 E4 The Vault Of Secrets, pt.2

144. S04 E5 Death Of The Doctor, pt.1

145. S04 E6 Death Of The Doctor, pt.2

146. S04 E7 The Empty Planet, pt.1

147. S04 E8 The Empty Planet, pt.2

148. S04 E9 Lost In Time, pt.1

149. S04 E10 Lost In Time, pt.2

150. S04 E11 Goodbye Sarah Jane Smith, pt.1

151. S04 E12 Goodbye Sarah Jane Smith, pt.2

152. Christmas Special 11Th Doctor & Amy Pond S05 E14 A Christmas Carol

Doctor Who season 6 Pt.1 11th doctor & Amy Pond

153. S06 E0 Prequel To S06 E1 The Impossible Astronaut

154. S06 E1 The Impossible Astronaut

155. S06 E2 Day Of The Moon

156. Prequel To S06 E3 The Curse Of The Black Spot

157. S06 E3 The Curse Of The Black Spot

158. S06 E4 The Doctor's Wife

159. S06 E5 The Rebel Flash

160. S06 E6 The Almost People

161. Prequel To S06 E7 A Good Man Goes To War

162. S06 E7 A Good Man Goes To War

Torchwood season 4 : Miracle Day

163. S04 E1 The New World

164. S04 E2 Rendition

165. S04 E3 Dead Of Night

166. S04 E4 Escape To LA

167. S04 E5 The Categories Of Life

168. S04 E6 The Middle Man

169. S04 E7 Immortal Sins

170. S04 E8 End Of The Road

171. S04 E9 The Gathering

172. S04 E10 The Blood Line

Torchwood Season 5 Web Of Lies

173. S05 E1 Torchwood motion comic web of lies

174. S05 E2 Part 1

175. S05 E3 Part 2

Doctor Who season 6 Pt.2 11th doctor & Amy pond

176. Prequel To S06 E8 Let's Kill Hitler

177. S06 E8 Let's Kill Hitler

178. S06 E9 Night Terrors

179. S06 E10 The Girl Who Waited

180. S06 E11 The God Complex

181. S06 E12 Closing Time

182. Prequel To S06 E13 The Wedding Of River Song

183. S06 E13 The Wedding Of River Song

The Sarah Jane Adventures Season 5

184. S05 E1 Sky, pt.1

185. S05 E2 Sky, pt.2

186. S05 E3 The Curse Of Clyde Langer, pt.1

187. S05 E4 The Curse Of Clyde Langer, pt.2

188. S05 E5 The Man Who Never Was, pt.1

189. S05 E6 the Man Who Never was, pt.2

190. Christmas Special 11Th Doctor S06 E14 The Doctor, The Widow And The Wardrobe

Doctor Who Season 7 Part 1 11Th Doctor & Amy Pond

191. S07E0 pound life

192. Prequel To S07 E1 Asylum Of Thedaleks

193. S07 E1 Asylum Of The Daleks

194. S07 E2 Dinosaurs On A Spaceship

195. Prequel To S07 E3 A Town Called Mercy

196. S07 E3 A Town Called Mercy

197. S07 E4 The Power Of Three

198. S07 E5 The Angels Take Manhattan

199. Christmas Special 11Th Doctor S07 E6 The Snowman

Doctor Who Season 7 Heart 2 11Th Doctor & Clara

200. S07 E6 The Bells Of Saint John

201. S07 E7 The Rings of Akhaten

202. S07 E8 Cold War

203. S07 E9 Hide

204. S07 E10 Journey To The Center Of The TARDIS

205. S07 E11 The Crimson Horror

206.S07 E12 Nightmare In Silver

207. S07 E13 The Name Of The Doctor

208. 50Th Anniversary Special S07 E14 The Night Of The Doctor

209. 50Th Anniversary Special S07 E15 The Day Of The Doctor

210. Christmas Special 11Th Doctor & Clara S07 E16 The Time Of The Doctor

Doctor Who season 8 12th doctor & Clara

211. S08 E1 Deep Breath

212. S08 E2 Into The Dalek

213. S08 E3 Robot Of Sherwood

224. S08 E4 Listen

225. S08 E5 Time Heist

226. S08 E6 The Caretaker

227. S08 E7 Kill The Moon

228. S08 E8 Mommy On The Orient Express

229. S08 E9 Flatline

230. S08 E10 In The Forest Of The Night

231. S08 E11 Dark Water

232. S08 E12 Death In Heaven

233. Christmas Special 12Th Doctor & Clara S08 E13 Last Christmas

Doctor Who Season 9 12Th Doctor & Clara

234. S09 E1 The Magicians Apprentice

[house-of-1000-corpses]

241 songs bangers for any occasion

1.MASTODON - Blood and Thunder 03:48 2.RED FANG - Wires 05:43 3.DYING FETUS - Second Skin 04:42 4.OBITUARY - Sentence Day 02:49 5.DEATH - Pull The Plug 04:26 6.AMORPHIS - Black Winter Day 03:50 7.MYRKUR - Leaves of Yggdrasil 04:00 8.NOTHING - Say Less 04:15 9.TORCHE - Admission 04:00 10.BARONESS - March to the Sea 03:11 11.THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN - 43% Burnt 04:31 12.PIG DESTROYER - Trojan Whore 01:34 13.NASUM - Scoop 02:21 14.NILE - Cast Down The Heretic 05:45 15.SUFFOCATION - Catatonia 03:55 16.INCANTATION - Entrails of the Hag Queen 04:33 17.NEUROSIS - Through Silver In Blood 12:11 18.HIGH ON FIRE - Blessed Black Wings 07:43 19.YOB - Ablaze 10:13 20.WINDHAND - Diablerie 05:20 21.MONOLORD - THE LAST LEAF 05:14 22.BONGZILLA - Amerijuanican 06:46 23.GATECREEPER - From The Ashes 03:59 24.EXHUMED - Ravenous Cadavers 01:49 25.FULL OF HELL - Burning Myrrh 02:12 26.INTEGRITY - Hymn, For The Children of the Black Flame 02:16 27.GISM - Endless Blockades For The Pussyfooter 03:46 28.CONTROL DENIED - Expect The Unexpected 07:16 29.NECROPHAGIST - Only Ash Remains 04:11 30.OBSCURA - The Anticosmic Overload 04:16 31.REVOCATION - The Grip Tightens 04:10 32.GRUESOME - A Waste of Life 06:00 33.ZOMBI - Breakthrough & Conquer 03:46 34.GENGHIS TRON - Board Up The House 05:54 35.SURVIVE - A.H.B. 04:25 36.THE ALBUM LEAF - Ambo 04:53 37.CEREMONY - Turn Away The Bad Thing 04:02 38.BORIS WITH MERZBOW - Away From You 07:35 39.ROYAL THUNDER - Parsonz Curse 06:57 40.KING WOMAN - Hierophant 07:59 41.CLOAKROOM - Seedless Star 07:37 42.AUTHOR & PUNISHER - The Speaker Is Systematically Broken 04:14 43.DISFEAR - Deadweight 02:52 44.IRON REAGAN - A Dying World 02:24 45.TOXIC HOLOCAUST - Nuke The Cross 02:47 46.CANDY - Super-Stare 04:01 47.RINGWORM - Death Becomes My Voice 05:19 48.INTER ARMA - Citadel 06:40 49.PRIMITIVE MAN - Menacing 08:00 50.UNEARTHLY TRANCE - Famine 06:14 51.LYCUS - Solar Chamber 10:41 52.DEVOURMENT - Cognitive Sedation Butchery 04:53 53.SKINLESS - The Optimist 05:42 54.DEVIL MASTER - Black Flame Candle 02:46 55.OUTER HEAVEN - Bloodspire 04:15 56.GENOCIDE PACT - Conquered and Disposed 04:37 57.COFFINS - Hour of Execution 04:55 58.MAMMOTH GRINDER - Superior Firepower 02:38 59.LIVING GATE - Heaven Ablaze 03:35 60.REPULSION - Maggots In Your Coffin 01:45 61.AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED - Agorapocalypse Now 02:25 62.MISERY INDEX - Fed To The Wolves 03:47 63.MORTICIAN - Rabid 02:01 64.BRUTAL TRUTH - Sugardaddy 02:36 65.HUMAN REMAINS - Rote 03:31 66.-(16)- - Me and the Dog Die Together 03:05 67.ALABAMA THUNDERPUSSY - Motor-Ready 04:21 68.ASG - Avalanche 04:17 69.CEPHALIC CARNAGE - Endless Cycle Of Violence 04:14 70.CHERUBS - Sooey Pig 04:44 71.COUGH - Haunter of the Dark 07:50 72.CRIPPLE BASTARDS - Non Coinvolto 02:04 73.DISEMBOWELMENT - Your Prophetic Throne Of Ivory 07:40 74.EX EYE - Opposition/Perihelion; The Coil 12:29 75.GADGET - Pillars Of Filth 01:20 76.GRAVES AT SEA - The Curse That Is 11:14 77.HAEMORRHAGE - WE ARE THE GORE 02:15 78.HORSEBACK - Mithras 05:04 79.ILSA - SHIBBOLETH 02:39 80.INDIAN - The Impetus Bleeds 06:40 81.INVERLOCH - Distance Collapsed (In Rubble) 08:39 82.IRON MONKEY - Crown of Electrodes 04:21 83.JOHN FRUM - Presage of Emptiness 04:47 84.LOCRIAN - Arc of Extinction 07:16 85.MARUTA - Hope Smasher 02:19 86.MIRACLE - Light Mind 04:49 87.THE OBSESSED - Sodden Jackal 04:23 88.PINKISH BLACK - Concept Unification 05:13 89.PUBLICIST UK - Slow Dancing To This Bitter Earth 03:36 90.RWAKE - Leviticus 07:17 91.SUMERLANDS - The Seventh Seal 03:46 92.TERMINAL BLISS - Clean Bill of Wealth 00:51 93.TRAPPIST - Victims Of A Bomber Raid 01:38 94.TRUE WIDOW - Four Teeth 06:16 95.WEEKEND NACHOS - Jock Powerviolence 01:23 96.WRONG - Culminate 02:33 97.USNEA - Lathe of Heaven 09:44 98.VICTIMS - The Horse And Sparrow Theory 03:41 99.ZEKE - Two Lane Blacktop 01:37 100.ZONAL - System Error -ft. Moor Mother 04:06 101.ARCADEA - Infinite End 03:28 102.BLACK SALVATION - In A Casket's Ride 07:03 103.BRAIN TENTACLES - Fruitcake 02:35 104.ABSCESS - Naked Freak Show 01:15 105.ABYSMAL DAWN - Inanimate 04:15 106.AGENDA OF SWINE - Gethsemane 01:08 107.ANAL CUNT - Radio Hit 01:11 108.ANATOMY OF HABIT - Radiate and Recede 20:11 109.ANTIGAMA - Pursuit 01:16 110.ATRIARCH - Entropy 05:53 111.BEDEMON - Child Of Darkness 04:12 112.BENUMB - Once And Never Again 01:00 113.BIRDS OF PREY - Hustling the Coroner To Overlook the Strychnine 03:27 114.BLACK ANVIL - May Her Wrath Be Just 04:25 115.BLACK TUSK - Bring Me Darkness 03:05 116.BLOOD DUSTER - Porn Store Stiffi 01:33 117.BLOODIEST - BROKEN TEETH 07:31 118.BRIAN POSEHN - Cuddling 03:55 119.BROUGHTON'S RULES - Reversers 03:50 120.BURIED INSIDE - IV 06:07 121.BURNT BY THE SUN - Soundtrack To The Worst Movie Ever 02:32 122.BURST - Where The Wave Broke 03:36 123.BUZZOVEN - Mainline 05:30 124.CALL OF THE VOID - Bottom Feeder 01:42 125.CAR BOMB - Gum Under The Table 03:27 126.CHRIS CONNELLY - Wait For Amateur 02:05 127.CIRCLE OF ANIMALS - No Faith 04:21 128.CHRISTIAN MISTRESS - Over & Over 02:41 129.COALESCE - Have Patience 03:11 130.COLDWORKER - The Interloper 02:38 131.COLISEUM - Defeater 02:01 132.COLUMNS - Mudfucker 01:18 133.CRETIN - Ghost of Teeth and Hair 03:54 134.CRYPTIC SLAUGHTER - Lowlife 02:32 135.CULTED - BROODING HEX 19:13 136.DAVIE ALLAN - Buzz Saw Effect 02:36 137.DAYLIGHT DIES - Four Corners 08:11 138.DEAD WORLD - The Machine 08:06 139.DEATH BREATH - Death Breath 02:55 140.DEKAPITATOR - The Storm Before the Calm 06:39 141.DISRUPT - Domestic Prison 02:00 142.DON CABALLERO - Railroad Cancellation 05:16 143.DUKATALON - ZX 06:23 144.DYSRHYTHMIA - Appeared at First 03:06 145.EAST WEST BLAST TEST - Magnetic Field 00:51 146.ECSTATIC VISION - Don't Kill The Vibe 05:00 147.EMBALMER - There Was Blood Everywhere 01:51 148.ENEMY SOIL - Sentencing 01:39 149.EXIT-13 - When I Get Low, I Get High 02:36 150.EXPULSION - Altar of Slaughter 01:43 151.FACEDOWNINSHIT - NPON 04:19 152.FATHER BEFOULED - Sacrilegious Defilement of Deranged Salvation 03:20 153.FLESH PARADE - Backstabber 01:14 154.FUCK THE FACTS - The Wrecking 04:39 155.GENERAL SURGERY - Slithering Maceration Of Ulcerous Facial Tissue 01:11 156.GENOCIDE SUPERSTARS - Hatestomp 03:08 157.GOD MACABRE - Lost 04:01 158.GOBLIN REBIRTH - Requiem for X 04:16 159.GRAVES OF VALOR - Suffocation of the Last King 03:45 160.HAIL! HORNET - Beast Of Bourbon 03:11 161.HARVEY MILK - The Anvil Will Fall 07:34 162.HALO - Buried In Light 04:37 163.HEMDALE - Delicious Gory Fun 01:11 164.HERO DESTROYED - That's An Axe 03:27 165.HOODED MENACE - Elysium Of Dripping Death 11:33 166.HOPE DRONE - Riverbeds Hewn in Marrow 10:39 167.HOWL - Horns Of Steel 03:26 168.HUMAN REMAINS - Weeding Out The Thorns 02:37 169.INEVITABLE END - The Severed Inception 04:04 170.JOEL GRIND - The Invisible Landscape 02:12 171.JUCIFER - Blackpowder 02:16 172.KARABOUDJAN - Den Svarta Ön 07:32 173.KILL THE CLIENT - Vicious Slaughter 01:06 174.KINGDOM OF SORROW - Enlightened To Extinction 03:47 175.KRIEG - CIRCLE OF GUILT 05:20 176.LENG TCH'E - The Fist of the Leng Tch'e 01:50 177.LIBERTEER - Build No System 01:34 178.LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER - Tapias De Cementerio 02:07 179.LORD DYING - POISONED ALTARS 03:47 180.LULL - Moment 1 01:08 181.MAGRUDERGRIND - Sacrificial Hire 01:32 182.MAN MUST DIE - Kill It Skin It Wear It 04:18 183.MANTAS - Evil Dead (Death By Metal Demo) 03:22 184.MERZBOW - Woodpecker No. 1 06:43 185.MINDROT - Anguish 07:11 186.MINSK - Within And Without 07:57 187.MORGION - The Serpentine Scrolls 10:33 188.MORTA SKULD - Sacrificial Rite 03:26 189.MOSE GIGANTICUS - The Left Path 04:13 190.MUMAKIL - Brothers in Slavery 01:20 191.MURDER CONSTRUCT - Compelled by Mediocrity 02:44 192.N2K2 - Mourning 03:54 193.NOISEAR - Inevitable Extinction 01:00 194.NUM SKULL - Ritually Abused 04:27 195.NUX VOMICA - Sanity Is For The Passive 12:40 196.OBLITERATION - Goat Skull Crown 04:40 197.OPPROBRIUM - Voices From The Grave 03:23 198.ORIGIN - Finite 03:08 199.PAN.THY.MONIUM - The Battle Of Geeheeb 11:55 200.PENTAGRAM - Forever My Queen 02:25 201.PHOBIA - Rehashed 01:05 202.POISON BLOOD - The Scourge and the Gestalt 03:40 203.PRIMATE - Draw Back A Stump 01:26 204.PUTRID PILE - The Satisfying Dead 02:50 205.PYRRHON - Balkanized 04:46 206.RABBITS - A Tale Of Tales 04:44 207.RAZOR - Hypertension 03:19 208.REGURGITATE - Putrid Serenity 01:44 209.ROTTEN SOUND - Superior 01:28 210.RUMPELSTILTSKIN GRINDER - Grab a Shovel (We've Got Bodies to Bury) 04:51 211.SATAN'S SATYRS - Succubus 03:40 212.SAYYADINA - Their Control 01:04 213.SCOTT HULL - Il funerale di Bonnie 03:47 214.SACRILEGE - Shadow From Mordor 04:50 215.SERPENTINE PATH - Essence Of Heresy 03:47 216.SOILENT GREEN - It Was Just An Accident 04:12 217.SPAWN OF POSSESSION - Apparition 08:24 218.STEVE MOORE - It's Complicated 02:41 219.SUBARACHNOID SPACE - A 09:16 220.TERMINAL SOUND SYSTEM - Silt 06:43 221.THE COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINERS - Morgagnic Anatomics 04:14 222.THE END - Throwing Stones 03:29 223.THE GREAT TYRANT - Closing In 07:42 224.THE HIGH CONFESSIONS - Chlorine And Crystal 09:35 225.TITAN - Wooded Altar Beyond The Wander 08:00 226.TOMBS - Merrimack 03:56 227.TRIAL OF THE BOW - Father of the Flower 04:07 228.TRIBES OF NEUROT - Primordial Uncarved Block 06:24 229.ULCERATE - ABROGATION 05:50 230.ULTRAMANTIS BLACK - Prescription Culture 01:04 231.UNKIND - Vihan Lapset 02:45 232.UPHILL BATTLE - Ripped Off Face 03:29 233.VVEREVVOLF GREHV - Audio Processor 04:45 234.VIDNA OBMANA - The Insane Brightness 05:33 235.VIRAL LOAD - Methlab Machete Massacre 03:07 236.VOIVOD - God Phones 05:07 237.WEAPON - Vanguard Of The Morning Star 04:19 238.WOLVSERPENT - Within the Light of Fire 16:24 239.BASTARD NOISE, SICKNESS - Death's Door 16:09 240.PSYWARFARE - Au Regal Des Voraces 20:02 241.THE SOUL REBELLION ORCHESTRA - DOLEMITE 03:01

[the-deeds-to-shibden]

Saturday 21st September 1839

[Anne’s day starts inauspiciously with a bowel complaint, but the sun is shining and she and Ann travel on Russia’s first (and at that point only) passenger railroad to see the imperial palaces at Tsarskoye Selo. They see the fabled and now lost Amber Room! This and the other sights surely more than make up for missing a newly-opened music-hall/railway-station combo due to their guide’s by now standard incompetence. It’s amazing how Anne never fires the inept to hire someone who actually knows how to do the job; she just soldiers on – sighing and rolling her eyes, one imagines.]

[up at] 7 3/4

[to bed at] 12 5/”

very fine morning up for 1/2 hour about 4 1/2 for 1/2 hour – bowel complaint – at last I suppose the water has had the common effect – lay down again till  7 3/4 – breakfast at 9 – that and wrote out accounts and inked over yesterday till now 10 1/2 – fine sunny morning – Fahrenheit 66 1/2 now at 10 1/2 a.m. on my secretaire out of the sun, the sun passing it and shining on my elbow as I write – then wrote as follows ‘Mrs. Lister presents her compliments to Mr. Hodson and will be much obliged to him to tell her the name and address of his family physician – Saturday morning 21 September 1839’ – off at 11 – at the Rail road Station at 11 40/” – off at 12 – stopt a moment about 1/2 way – at  the station in 40 minutes – ought to have gone forward to Pavloski –  pother – Whitaker knows nothing about being laquais de place – at the palace from 1 10/” for 3/4 hour

Catherine Palace today (image source):

Chapel black and gold reception room – gallery lighted both sides – much gilding –  the picture room pictures fixed fast to the wall but not [crossed out, illegible] but not curtailed – the fire of 1819 just touched about 1/2 this room –  amber room – walls like marble – the amber in bunches of flowers and fruit on the picture frames – 

The photo below depicts the original Amber Room in 1917 (picture source); in 1941 the Nazi occupiers dismantled the entire room (the priceless panelling and other decorations) and removed it to Germany, where it disappeared during the last months of WW2, its fate still an unresolved mystery. A replica of the room was completed in 2003 and can be seen in the Catherine Palace.

sundry other magnificent rooms – bath plain – no ornament – on the ground floor –  floors of the rooms magnificent – beds behind a screen fronted by sofa and mirror – glass doors-like windows 12 feet by 2 feet of glass! then in the grounds to the Hermitage – machinery there for drawing and the dinner table – parted with the boy at 2 35/” then wandered about the grounds – Turkish kiosk – columns with fruit capitals and queer bases à la Ceres at Nîmes? – at 3 pass the Chinese bridge into the flower gardens – a groined arch with deep drop in the centre over the water, and a little temple at the top – very pretty tin (clipped) tall hedges of lime and the hardy accacia against trellis eleven feet+ high – borders of lilac or light blueish michaelmas daisies, yellow  marigolds (i.e. of the rag-wort or Senecio family) mignonette and lilac phlox – and beds of tall tree-like Dahlias –  at the armoury at 3 35/” –  

chanfrein horse-head armour.

gantelet (glove) hand-armour.

Brassard, arms and shoulder armour.

Giberne (leather and steel) a bourse or purse or bag

          instead of sabretash?

Cuissard, leg and thigh armour

Cuirasse, breast armour

Drinking horns don’t les anciens chevaliers se servaient

     pour boire.*

‘couleuvrine’ (Culverine) ‘ou fusil de rampart

         barrel 3 yards long.

came away at 5 (1 25/” hour there) and gave a silver rubel. the carriage not to be found – it overtook us about 1/2 way. would not get in – walked to the station – off from there at 6 7/”  our people of this morning in the next carriage to us –  in 14 minutes stop for 2 minutes about 1/2 way then did the remainder of the way in 20 minutes and home at 7 1/4. very fine day and evening and beautiful moon  – 22 versts from St. Petersburg to Sarsko Selo –

First train on the St. Petersburg-Tsarskoye Selo line in 1837, depicted by Karl Beggrov (1799-1875) (picture source); possibly the same one Anne and Ann travelled on two years later, or looking much like it:

Intelligent people with us –  said we should get a postillion from the post office here – 4 days to Moscow night and day – 6 otherwise – and 15 days at most (sleeping every night) from Moscow to Odessa – should leave Moscow end of October for Odessa and shall do very well –  good road – had tea and a few slices of cold mutton and had Nouvel from 7 50/” to 9 40/” he wrote out different phrases while we drank tea – began to learn the numbers (cardinal numbers) tonight ready for posting to Moscow if we go –  

 Marginal notes:

N

Notes:

*don’t les anciens chevaliers se servaient pour boire (French) = “which the knights of old used to drink out of”

WYAS pages: SH:7/ML/TR/14/0017         SH:7/ML/TR/14/0018

[yuuana]

Music Monday #183: WayV-TEN & YANGYANG - Low Low  release: August 2021 genre: Kpop*

Another Monday and oh look, I'm running late on getting this selection up. Not helped by the fact that it took me rather awhile to decide which track to do today. This is the problem with having fifty songs and only so many slots for sharing them. :p

Sparing you my rant on the elephant in the room* so we can just focus on these two and whether or not this is SMCU or not. Because it is ... and it isn't? But it sort of is? See, the thing with SMCU is a lot of fandom theorycrafting (since SM isn't publishing the lore more directly) is based on visuals first, dropped hints in off-shots and interviews second, and lyrics more or less never. Which gives fans a lot of room to theorize while ignoring lyrics that may or may not (often not) fit with the theories. "Low Low" is a pretty typical lightweight party song about a boy (or two) trying to encourage his girlfriend to either stop keeping their relationship in the closet or just end things. The music video showcases a fun dance sequence, but the more I watch it, the less connected to the lyrics the narrative portion of the video seems to be. It's still a fun summertime romp, but.... So where does this fit? Well, if I hadn't watched Ten & Yangyang's reaction video, I probably never would have connected this to the SMCU in the first place. See, up to this point, I was under the impression that one needed either a spaceship or an interdimentional portal (or both) to travel between Kwangya and Kosmo ... but this seems to suggest a simple commerical jetliner could do the trip - the tickets they get cite Kwangya and Kosmo as destination and origination points for their flight. That they take together instead of with the girl mentioned in the lyrics. Make of that what you will. The zapping of the van into a sportscar doesn't entirely fit with the constructed universe's functioning, but that could just be because pieces are still missing. Of course it's entirely possible this entire narrative adventure is happening, not in the actual world(s), but in the virtual one of The Dream (even though neither Ten nor Yangyang are technically Dreamers, theory is that any NCT member might be able to access The Dream). The ultimately nonsensical nature of The Dream would fit with the crazier, non-linear bits of the narrative of the video - where else would it make sense to pack toys and a bb gun instead of clothes for a vacation? If it is just The Dream, then that raises questions of when, why, and how Ten and Yangyang ended up there ... but that's theorizing that's going to have to wait for more crumbs. * Usually for WayV, I'd go with C-pop or Mandopop, since they're the Chinese subunit of NCT, but this song is in English and isn't being promoted in China anyway. COVID made things difficult ... and then the cultural witch hunts began. Given the regime's heavy leaning in on Han supremecy rhetoric over the last few years, things were probably always headed this direction ... but a music review column is really not the right place for all that. Especially since Ten and Yangyang have already been repeatedly put in an awkward position by interviewers and fans both, so...end of footnote. Want to sponsor a song selection? You sweet angel! For the low, low price of one (1) KoFi, I'll write up the song of your choice. ANY song of your choice. Yes, even that one that's been played to death. Yes, your obscure faves too. DW | Twitter | Ko-fi | Patreon | Discord | Twitch

[snicketsleuth]

A chronology/reading order of Lemony Snicket’s works

The works of Lemony Snicket are often a conglomeration of documents from various sources and authors, frequently presented out of order. The following article intends to better classify the aforementioned documents by determining when they were written, forwarded, read and later made available to the general public (e.g. “us”, the readers).

This list has two purposes:

it can be used as a reading order suggestion for people who may want to experience the narrative in a more chronological manner

it is an attempt to put various events in relation to one another and create a more coherent picture of Lemony’s life, particularly regarding the various documents scattered across Lemony Snicket’s un-Authorized Autobiography and The Beatrice Letters.

This list is neither official nor to be taken as granted. In order to make sense of the chronology, some arbitrary decisions and interpretations had to be made. If you do not agree with the logic of the chronology, please feel free to express your views in the comments.

A quick reminder on the abbreviations used within this article:

LSUA = Lemony Snicket’s un-Authorized Autobiography

TBL = The Beatrice Letters

FU:13SI = File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents

For futher references, please also refer to the timeline (Link) whose purpose is to classify events within the series which do not match the creation/publication of a particular document.

More after the cut.

Before “All The Wrong Questions”

An unnamed member of V.F.D. writes a letter to secretary J. regarding the potential recruitment of a young volunteer (LSUA, p.52). The youngster in question is implied to be Daniel Handler himself (according to LSUA’s index).

Lemony meets Beatrice for the first time then sends her an apology note (TBL, LS to BB #1).

During “All The Wrong Questions”

NA (although the supplementary material FU:13SI happens between “When Did You See Her Last?” and “Shouldn’t You Be In School?”).

Between “All The Wrong Questions” and “The Bad Beginning”

Lemony writes to Beatrice about an upcoming expedition (TBL, LS to BB #2).

The official V.F.D. disguise kit manual is written (LSUA, pp.99-108). The recruitment guide (LSUA, pp.189-191) could also have been written at the same time. NB: the disguise kit manual and the recruitment could actually be much older than that. However the disguise kit manual mentions sugar bowls, which implies that it would have been written at around the same time period as the earliest mentions of the sugar bowl (first vineyard letter, LSUA, pp.84-86, see below). Note that sugar bowls are never mentioned in “All The Wrong Questions”, which seems VFD’s obsession with the sugar bowl only started after Lemony graduated and became a dramatic critic.

Lemony writes to Beatrice to warn her that he will soon be appointed as dramatic critic for the “Daily Punctillo” (TBL, LS to BB #3).

Beatrice writes a poem hidden inside the booklet of her play (TBL, last pages) but Lemony fails to notice it.

Lemony writes to Beatrice to schedule a date where he plans to ask her hand in marriage (TBL, LS to BB #4).

Lemony writes a letter regarding his childhood memories to Dr. Charley Patton ( LSUA, pp.8-21) before his intended marriage to Beatrice. An unidentified person will later make notes to this letter, remarking on inconsistencies in Lemony’s testimony.

Lemony writes a scathing review of Olaf’s new play (LSUA, p.77-79), also announcing his upcoming marriage to Beatrice.

Jacques (who is currently working inside the Queequeg) learns of Lemony’s review and writes his brother a letter, telling him 1) to go to Damocles Dock in order to plan his exile, 2) not to contact Beatrice ever again. He also mentions that Lemony should expect to get fired from the Daily Punctillo very soon.

The next day, Eleonora publishes a retractation and announces Lemony is fired (LSUA, p.80). She also announces the beginning of a new column by Geraldine Julienne.

The same week, Lemony manages to slip his rebuttal to Eleonora’s retractation into a morning edition of the newspaper (LSUA, p.81). Eleonora submits a second retraction in the evening edition (LSUA, p.82) and confirms that Geraldine’s column is scheduled to begin the next day.

The Vineyard of Flagrant Drapes writes a letter to Lemony, urging him to cancel the wedding as Olaf plans to crash it (LSUA, pp.84-86). This letter is later acquired by the Duchess of Winnipeg somehow.

After the debacle, Lemony is forced to hide in a VFD headquarter. During that time, the (real?) Captain S. writes instructions to Lemony so he can escape from the country on the Prospero (LSUA, pp.109-111), remarking on Lemony’s firing, and includes tickets with the letter (LSUA, pp.112-113). This letter and the tickets are sent to Larry in Damocles Dock so he can give them to Lemony when he gets there.

A crisis meeting is held with different members of VFD. J., the secretary, writes a live transcript of this meeting (LSUA, pp.33-47). It appears that the “J.” and “K.” characters present at the meeting are not Jacques and Kit, although Daniel Handler appears to be there. Several photographs (LSUA, pp.48-51) will later be added to this transcript. Olaf and Esme crash the meeting, threatening to light it on fire unless the volunteers agree with their demands.

After the meeting, the volunteers have no safe place left in the vicinity. Lemony has nowhere to go. He receives a break-up letter from Beatrice, brought to him by carrier pigeons, and answers back with a coded letter regarding her co-star’s possible duplicity (TBL, LS to BB #5).

Lemony then supposedly receives Jacques’ letter around that time and goes to Damocles Dock. Larry gives Lemony the Captain’s letter and the tickets.

A photograph of the ship is taken on the day it leaves port (LSUA, p.91). The Daily Punctillo publishes an article about the ship’s mysterious departure (LSUA, pp.93-95).

Lemony writes to Beatrice to warn her of an upcoming danger (TBL, LS to BB #6). It seems likely that this message was sent some time before Sunny’s birth but there’s also an argument for Violet’s and Klaus’.

During “The Bad Beginning”

As soon as her learns about the Baudelaire fire, Lemony dispatches Brett Helquist to draw the scene of the crime. Helquist draws the smoldering remains of the Baudelaire mansion and writes a letter to Lemony with said drawings enclosed   (LSUA, pp.182-183). He plans to discuss both documents at the Valorous Farm Dairy where a meeting with Lemony Snicket and photographer Meredith Heuer has been set.

Lemony writes an early draft of the first chapter of “The Bad Beginning” (LSUA, pp.177-178). Babs later receives this early draft and writes a note to Hal (LSUA, p.176) so he can add it to the Snicket file. Lemony also writes a letter to his sister (LSUA, p.192) announcing his intention to write a book on the Baudelaire case.

Between “The Bad Beginning” and “The Reptile Room”

The new dramatic critic of the Daily Punctillo (not Lemony) writes a scathing review of Al Funcoot’s play. Enraged that Olaf is being criticized, Esme writes to Geraldine Julienne to pressure Eleonora Poe into firing the dramatic critic, as well as to enquire about Jerome Squalor’s habits. The critic is fired by Eleronora Poe. Geraldine answers Esme’s letter (LSUA, p.119-120), confirming the new critic’s firing, with a menu of the restaurant at which Jerome usually eats (LSUA, p.121).

Gustav Sebald writes a movie script to warn Montgomery Montgomery of his new assistant and of the survivor of the Baudelaire fire (LSUA, pp.61-65).

The movie is shot. A photograph of a toddler helping Gustav build the snowman is taken, with Gustav not actually appearing in the picture as he was hidden behind the snowman (LSUA, p.71). A photograph of the actor playing Young Rölf is later taken (LSUA, p.53 and p.57). Other miscellaneous pictures of the production are taken during that time (LSUA, p.68, p.69, p.70).

Lemony realizes that Montgomery Montgomery does not know the Sebald code and that the plan needs to be changed. He schedules a meeting with Gustav Sebald near the Swarthy Swamp. On his way to the meeting, Gustav is spotted by Olaf who drowns him.

Lemony arrives at the appointment and waits nineteen hours for Gustav Sebald in the Swarthy Swamp. To pass the time, he writes a letter to the cheesemakers (LSUA, pp.55-60). Lemony is unaware that Gustav is actually already there, drowned at the bottom of the swamp.

Between “The Reptile Room” and “The Wide Window”

A review of “Zombies in the Snow” by Lena Pukalie (an anagram of real-life film critic Pauline Kael) is published (LSUA, p.165) and finds its way to Lemony’s commonplace book.

During “The Wide Window”

A photograph of the Baudelaire orphans on Damocles Dock is taken by a mysterious person. Two copies of this photograph later end up in possession of K./R. (who later sends it to Olivia Caliban a.k.a Madame Lulu).

Between “The Wide Window” and “The Miserable Mill”

Jacques Snicket visits Olivia Caliban at Caligari Carnival and asks her if his brother is alive. She gives him a copy of the photograph which R. sent to her, indicating that Lemony may be currently tracking down the Baudelaire orphans from his taxi. Jacques leaves to investigate Dr. Montgomery’s house as he knows that a book on the secret Mortmain Mountains is kept there. When he arrives, he is surprised to find Quigley. Jacques gives his copy of the photograph to Quigley.

Olaf’s henchmen kill Firstein in Paltryville, intent on replacing him with the Bald Man under the pseudonym of Flacutono. They use the the lumbermill’s machines to destroy Firstein’s remains.  Jacques learns of Firstein’s death and leaves for Paltryville, instructing Quigley to stay behind. In Paltryville, Jacques manages to send his investigation to the Daily Punctillo for an article. But Jacques is discovered by Olaf’s agents and has to flee. Because the body parts are unindentifiable, Detective Smith covers up the murder as the accidental death of an unknown person. Sir does not explain his foreman’s sudden disappearance to the workers. The Daily Punctillo uses Smith’s version for its final version of the article (LSUA, p.118). An earlier edition of Jacques’ article did survive (LSUA, p.117).

Jerome and Esme spend an evening together, at the end of which Esme bullies Jerome into marrying her.

Jerome schedules a wedding at the Vineyard of Flagrant Grapes where Esme hopes to receive the sugar bowl (perhaps because she expects Jacques to attend his friend’s wedding). The vineyard writes back, confirming the wedding but declining Esme’s request (LSUA, pp.84-86). Somehow the Duchess of Winnipeg later manages to get her hand on this letter. Jerome also sends a wedding invitation to Jacques Snicket. Fernald starts working as a doorman at 667 Dark Avenue in order to intercept any letter Jerome may be supposed to receive.

The Duchess fears that keeping the two vineyard letters is no longer safe for her. Unaware that Isaac Anwhistle is dead, she writes a letter to Kit Snicket, asking her to archive the two vineyard letters (LSUA, p.83).

Jacques finds out that Esme plans to marry Jerome in order to access the old V.F.D headquarter at 667 Dark Avenue. Fearing the worst, he writes Jerome a letter (LSUA, pp.122-124), but the wedding happened so quickly that Jerome was probably already married by the time Jacques found out about his engagement. Sometime during Jerome’s and Esme’s honeymoon, Jacques’ letter is intercepted by Fernald who works as a disguised doorman. Fernald and Olaf’s allies analyze Jacques’ letter and find out the village where he is hiding. 

Between “The Miserable Mill” and “The Austere Academy”

An unnamed person adds a photograph of the Quagmire triplets (with a note) to the “Zombies in the snow” file in the Sebald archives (LSUA, p.70). This is because the movie was made for Montgomery Montgomery and Quigley Quagmire eventually escaped from his childhood home to Montgomery’s house.

Lemony Snicket writes Sally Sebald to inform her of Georgina Orwell’s death. Sally answers, informing him of the circumstances in which the survivor of the Baudelaire fire was hidden (LSUA, pp.66-71). Sally also finds the photograph of the Quagmire triplets inside the file and does not understand what it’s doing there. Lemony will later replace the photograph of the triplets with a photograph of people “around the same age”.

During “The Austere Academy”

At this point in time, first editions of “The Bad Beginning” and “The Reptile” apparently already exist. We see excerpts of these two books later on in other documents. This edition finds its way to a library which has recently been overtaken by the tweed-coat-wearing librarian. This is a contentious topic as “The Reptile Room” mentions Klaus and Violet reflecting on its events “years later” even though only a few months/weeks have passed at the time of the book’s publication. One can only assume that these passages are either:

 the result of Lemony making reasonable assumptions on Klaus’ and Violet’s future,

additions which Lemony made years later as he kept updating the books with new details of his investigations (in which case what we, the readers, are reading is not the first edition of the book read by Al Funcoot’s fan, bur rather a later edition). This is plausible because “The Bad Beginning” got an updated edition called “The Bad Beginning: Rare Edition” with additional notes regarding Lemony’s more recent findings on the events depicted in the book.

Al Funcoot (probably Olaf under a pen name) writes to one of his fans, ordering him to investigate the fate of Montgomery’s collection of reptiles. The henchman goes to his local library and reads excerpts of “The Reptile Room” (LSUA, pp.147-148).

The henchman (now disguised as a cow) roams the surrounding of Lousy Lane, looking for survivors of Montgomery’s collection. The henchman noticeably hears the Dissonant Toad who is repeating something he once heard Olaf say. Supposedly the comment made by Olaf on how incovenient it is to drown someone happened the night of Monty’s murder. The toad was in the Reptile Room that night and heard Olaf kill Montgomery, after which he wondered aloud how he was going to dispose of the body. The henchman disguised as a cow also spots the Mamba du Mal as well as other reptiles. The henchman later reaches the Valorous Farm Dairy but does not dare approach the location.

The henchman disguised a cow sends Al Funcoot his own report of the events (LSUA, pp.145-153). The information from his report will later be used by Olaf’s allies to find and kill the survivors of Montgomery’s collection. Only the Incredibly Deadly Viper is now safe for now at the Valorous Farm Dairy.

Growing frustrated with his unsuccessful hunt for the Incredibly Deadly Viper, the henchman disguised as a cow finally works up the courage to ask the cheesemakers about the reptiles. Suspecting his ill intentions, the cheesemakers immediately write a postcard to Lemony so he can be warned that Olaf’s henchmen are looking for reptiles near the Valorous Farm Dairy (LSUA, pp.155-156).

Lemony writes a letter to the Duchess, announcing his intention to attend her Masked Ball (LSUA, p.144) even though the survivors of Montgomery’s collection are being hunted.

Supposedly the events of the Masked Ball happen soon after (Lemony flashes back to the Masked Ball in the beginning of the eleventh chapter of “The Austere Academy”). After the Masked Ball, Coach Genghis arrives at Prufrock Prep (fourth chapter of “The Austere Academy”).

Between “The Austere Academy” and “The Ersatz Elevator”

Jerome, who never received Jacques’ letter, writes Jacques to announce Esme their plans to adopt some children (LSUA, p.125).

Quigley, growing impatient, reads an article of “The Daily Punctillo” which describes his siblings’ kidnapping. He leaves for Paltryville.

Jerome writes a letter to Jacques Snicket, lamenting the fact his friend wasn’t present at his wedding (LSUA, p.125). Esme is planning to acquire the custody of the Baudelaire orphans during that time.

During that time, the tweed-coat-wearing librarian seems to change jobs as he now works at Prufrock Prep. Carmelita Spats runs into him, which earns him an appareance in her autobiography (LSUA, p.171).

During “The Ersatz Elevator”

The Duchess (or somebody impersonating her) writes a letter to Lemony (LSUA, pp.25-28). This letter was supposedly written during the “first few days” that the Baudelaire orphans spent with Esme and Jerome at 667 Dark Avenue (mentioned in Chapter Three of “The Ersatz Elevator”), before Gunther’s arrival.

At the In auction, the Esme Squalor fan club bids on the corpse of the Mamba du Mal. This is reported by the In Auction catalog (LSUA, p.164) and Lemony includes a page of the catalog in his commonplace book.

Lemony sends the cheesemakers a note (LSUA, p.159) with the contents of his commonplace book (LSUA, pp.161-175). The excerpts contained in the commonplace book are intended to warn the cheesemakers of the reptiles of montgomery’s collection and the secret messages/codes they can communicate. One of the excerpts is a newspaper describing how the Mamba du Mal was killed and auctioned.

At the Valorous Farm Dairy, the meeting planned by Meredith, Brett and Lemony goes haywire as they have been spotted by the villain disguised as a cow. The dairy is burned down by the villain but Meredith manages to take one last photograph of the dairy before the fire (LSUA, p.185). The three volunteers flee. Lemony leaves a copy of his drawing of the burned down Baudelaire mansion behind in the commotion.

Detective Smith covers up the arson when reporters of the Daily Punctillo come to investigate the fire. He provides the reporters with Brett’s drawing, unaware that it actually concerns the Baudelaire mansion. The drawing may have ended up in the archives of the Daily Punctillo. The Daily Punctillo publishes an article on the “accident” (LSUA, p.184).

During “The Vile Village”

Lemony receives the suspicious letter from the Duchess at Veblen Hall while he’s interviewing witnesses about who was driving the car on the day the Quagmire triplets were smuggled out of the city by Olaf. He fears that someone may be impersonating the Duchess and writes a note about it (LSUA, p.30).

While the Baudelaire orphans are working at the Village of Fowl Devotees, Arthur Poe meets his sister Eleonora Poe in Damocles Dock. Their conversation is recorded by a mysterious individual (LSUA, pp.134-137). The transcript of the recording is later found by an unnamed individual.

During “The Hostile Hospital”

Olaf (under the alias of Al Funcoot) knows that the Baudelaire orphans are probably somewhere in the Hinterlands and that they’ll soon try to use a telephone or a telegram machine. In order to thwart them, he writes to Eleonora Poe under the alias of Al Funcoot, convincing her to publish articles about the danger of telephone poles and fake telegrams, and later writes to an unnamed person about said article. Esme also manages to phone/write Geraldine Julienne, ordering her to lock up Eleonora Poe once the articles are published.

Eleonora writes to Arthur Poe, warning him of the danger of fake telegrams. The telegram sent by the Baudelaire orphans in the Last Chance General Store (LSUA, p.140) reaches Arthur’s bank some time later and is as such ignored.

During "The Carnivorous Carnival”

While the Baudelaire orphans try to use the phone at Caligari Carnival, the unnamed person chops down the telephone poles. This ends the connection, leaving the Baudelaire orphans confused as to why the person on the other end isn’t responding anymore. Later on, the unnamed person writes back to “Al Funcoot” (LSUA, p.132-133), thanking him for the article.

Kit roams the financial district looking for scraps of newspapers. She writes a note about that to the cheesemakers (LSUA, letter on pp.75-76). The note and the scraps of newspapers are later found by an unknown person (LSUA, note to file on p.75).

During “The Slippery Slope”

Geraldine Julienne locks up Eleonora in the basement of the Daily Punctillo’s building. Eleonora sends a telegram to her brother (LSUA, p.141), but the message is ignored by Arthur Poe on the account of her article.

During “The Grim Grotto”

As he’s following the Baudelaire orphans’ footsteps, Lemony writes a letter to his sister Kit Snicket, instructing her to meet him at the Hotel Denouement, and slips it into the pages of the manuscript (end of Chapter Five) of “The Slippery Slope”. It’s extremely unlikely Kit ever received the manuscript as she seems to believe her brother is dead in “The End”. Indeed the V.F.D. meeting scheduled at Hotel Denouement happens during “The Penultimate Peril”, which would leave barely a day for said manuscript to be forwarded to Kit. One can only assume that the letter was kept within the manuscript and never removed (for sentimental reasons?). Interestingly the letter does not specify a date and “Hotel Denouement” could refer to the underground library beneath the pond rather than the building on the surface, which means that said meeting could have been scheduled much later than the building’s eventual destruction.

Arthur Poe sends a thank-you letter to Eleonora (LSUA, pp.138-139), including the two telegrams he received (LSUA, pp.140-141).

During “The End”

Remora slips on a banana peel and quits his job at Prufrock Prep. Kit Snicket is hired to replace him and teaches at Prufrock Preparatory School for a few days. This supposedly happens during the “days” the Baudelaire orphans live with the Islanders doing pretty much nothing on the Island (this undefined time period is described in Chapter Five of “The End). A photograph (LSUA, p. 127 and p. 142) is taken of Kit “supervizing” the children during gym class. Genghis and Tench no longer teach at Prufrock, so without anyone to teach them the Prufrock students just sit around looking at a camera during their gym class. During that time, Kit also seems to write a note (LSUA, p.154) about receiving the postcard intended for Lemony by the Prufrock librarian.

The Daily Punctillo publishes an article warning parents about their children reading forbidden books. The Spats parents send that article to Nero who subsequently fires Kit Snicket and writes back to the Spats parents in gratitude (LSUA, pp.129-131).

After “Chapter Fourteen”

Lemony eventually publishes an updated edition of “The Bad Beginning” with additional notes (The Bad Beginning: Rare Edition) in which he announces his intention to release the thirteenth and final volume of “A Series Of Unfortunate Events”.

Lemony is officially declared by the authorities. The Daily Punctillo publishes an official declaration of death, announcing a burial even though no body was identified (LSUA, p.3, see also the back cover with Lemony’s note). Lemony attends his own burial where photographs are taken (LSUA, p.4 and p.7). Lemony writes a note to explain the photograph and the Daily punctillo clipping and adds it to the Autobiography file (LSUA, pp.5-7).

Beatrice Baudelaire Jr eventually learns of his uncle and his research on the Baudelaire file. She starts tracking him down and sends him several letters (TBL, BB to LS #1, #2, #3, #4 and #5). Lemony does not answer these letters as he believes the author of these letters to be Esme impersonating Beatrice Baudelaire Sr.

Beatrice Baudelaire Jr eventually meet in person at a party. During the party, Beatrice Baudelaire Jr writes her uncle an apology note (TBL, BB to LS #6). Daniel Handler later writes about this party (LSUA, pp. ix-xvii and p.193) and the autobiography is finally published.

Lemony decides to publish the letters of both Beatrices and writes a letter to his editor (TBL, foreword). The final volume of “A Series of Unfortunate Events” (including “Chapter Fourteen”, which seems to have been written conjointly with Beatrice Baudelaire Jr) and “The Beatrice Letters” are then published.

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