#Colton Birchfield

[naancypants]

nancy he has depression

[drewlyyours]

(All ao3 screenshots are from @ao3-crack)

[nancydrewpcpolls]

Aside from Nancy

[punchylr]

Nancy Drew Games: analyzing the couples

4. Jacques and Isabelle – There was speculation that Jacques married Isabelle just to get a green card.  If this is true then they will probably break up eventually. ❌

10. Mary and Tex – Good couple! 💚

11. Linda and Hugh – There was speculation about Hugh meeting up with Renee in Rome, and to be honest, I don’t think Hugh should have married someone who wouldn’t be a good stepmother to Jane.  (Linda called Jane a pest, who says that about their own stepdaughter?)  So even though Hugh said he would do what it took for them to be a family again, I kind of think Hugh and Linda eventually broke up. ❌

17. Henry and Summer – I think Henry hopefully came to his senses and broke up with Summer.  I’m sure this is one that everyone can agree on. ❌

19. Kyler and Matt – Matt comes to his senses and realizes he shouldn’t have jeopardized his friendship with Kit just to date Kyler.  But by that point it’s too late and Kit has cut ties with him.  Now his relationship to Kyler has soured since it ended up costing him his best friend.  They fall back into their old pattern of fighting every day, and speak less and less to avoid conflict.  Kyler loses herself in her books and Matt loses himself in the internet.  (This person collected quotes that say Matt is tech-addicted.) ❌

23. Miwako and Rentaro – Rentaro has goals and aspirations beyond romance so I think he should just move to the city like he always wanted.  Too manipulative. ❌

23. Bess and Logan – I actually thought this pairing was kind of cute.  But the main problem is that Logan likely doesn’t live in River Heights. 😢

24. Karl and Mildred – Very happy in Canada together! 💚

28. Colton and Lexie – I don’t like the fact that Lexie accepted the bribe to leave Colton.  If Lexie really loved him then no amount of money could make Lexie stay away.  But I suppose there might be some nuance to this, I mean, maybe Lexie knew that Colton’s family would never accept their relationship and didn’t want to ask Colton to cut ties with his parents just so he could be with Lexie. ❓

28. Wade and Savannah – I’m kind of hoping it works out between these two. 💚

30. Leena and Patrick – There’s nothing glaringly wrong with this couple so maybe it could work out.  Although.  Leena doesn’t remember how she and Patrick got together!?  And Leena was pressuring Patrick to do something unethical that he felt uncomfortable with, during that argument of theirs.  I do like how Leena defended Patrick though about him having a depth that most people don’t see.  And how she was a rugby fan until her favourite player retired.  Just, the things she was saying about him were nice.  They seem like a good balance.  And Patrick stands up for himself when he disagrees with Leena so that’s good.  Though she shouldn’t try to pressure him into things in the first place. 💚❓

32. Elisabet and Magnus – Sea of Darkness was one of the only few games I didn’t rewatch, so I don’t know about them.

[tfg5]

[thebeastofblackmoor]

behold the fruits of my labor

i was supposed to print out my updated resume and three professional references instead i spent an hour making too many ghost of thornton hall textpost memes 🤡

[barbiestuffps]

Nancy Drew: Ghost of Thornton Hall, 2013

[incorrectnancydrewquotes]

Clara: Colton, my family is on their way. Now remember, do not say a word about the plan.

Colton: The wedding plan? I thought that's why they’re coming.

Clara: No, the EVIL plan, you idiot. The one to increase the wealth of my family’s business while gaining political influence with YOUR family’s business, and covering up horrible scandals I’ve committed.

Colton: I thought that was the scheme.

Clara: No, the scheme is the colors!

Colton: I'm confused.

Clara: Colton, I swear to God... Okay, for clarity's sake, from now on we'll call it the Wedding Plan, the Evil Plot, and the Color Scheme. Got it?

[papenniesandbentoboxes]

[Trying to look like a couple]

Colton: We should slow dance.

Jessalyn: Okay

Jessalyn: *does the Macarena at 1/4 speed*

[hardyfrank]

[hotchkiss-and-tell]

Presenting a new cologne for the Southern Gentleman:

[joe-hardys-cheeseburger]

@faithfire asked for ghost of thornton hall, so here it is!! what next?

side note: i like to think that all of the thorntons drink their tea/coffee black

[drewlyyours]

GHOST OF THORNTON HALL FANCAST

ND #28

Clara Thornton - Gillian Anderson

Jessalyn Thornton - Nina Dobrev

Wade Thornton - Michael Huisman

Harper Thornton - Helena Bonham Carter

Colton Birchfield - Dan Stevens

I wanted to be her when I grew up. But then one day I was older than my older sister - and older still today.

MHM, TRT, FIN, SSH, DOG, CAR, DDI, SHA, CUR, CLK, TRN, DAN, CRE, ICE, CRY, VEN, HAU, WAC, TOT, SAW, CAP, ASH, TMB, DED

[ohmyoverland]

I remember playing GTH for the first time and thinking that Colton was way too gay to have a fiancée. I still think this.

[thefandomgamesfour]

[hello-dead-end]

CB: She might have had second thoughts about the wedding. Trust me, everyone does. ND: Is it safe to assume you had second thoughts about the wedding? CB: I never said that. ND: True, but you implied it. You said, "Trust me, everyone does.” CB: I know. I remember it like it was just moments ago.