#Cold Dreads

[theworkshopmann]

Cold Dreads

Type: Cosmetic/Misc

Class: Demoman

Paintable: Yes

Accepted in game: No

This cosmetic was made by Steam users QuestionablyInsane, Saint Lombax and Gaston Fazito. Posted on November 30th 2020, you can vote for this here!

[ionomycin]

[kittenscookie]

Currently thinking of omegaverse epic Au where Omega Odysseus is constantly fighting off his alpha suitors. My thought process is Penelope's a beta and it's common for omega kings to take a second spouse that can...well you get the picture. Anyway one day he's just trying to enjoy himself at the beach (skinny dipping in the tides) when a few of the suitors pull up like "Heeeeeeey~". So Odysseus finally snaps and says something along the lines of "The only alpha who could be worthy of an omega such as myself would be Poseidon!"

"Oh really~?"

Thunder rumbles above them, they all look up, and there sits Zeus on his throne of women shaped clouds (did I watch Neil Illustrators God Games animatic earlier, maybe). Looking smug and putting on his best bedroom eyes,

"What about Zeus, king of the gods~?"

Odysseus considers it for like 0.5 seconds, before swallowing nervously and essentially saying "I said what I said". Zeus is completely taken aback, absolutely dumbstruck as Poseidon finally busts from the sea, grabs Odysseus by the hips and basically goes "HA! Now fuck off jackass he's mine!"

[peanutheaddd]

alternate human designs of my poopies 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 my dookjes… my little poopies… my goats… my dookies 😊😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

[an-established-butt-dent]

Solas and Inquisitor Lavellan

[synchodai]

Tom Taylor gets a lot of flak for his Cregan Stark, but I will maintain that his initial awkardness with Jace that gradually became more friendly was a great call. If you imagine Cregan as this hardass experienced warrior, of course you'll be disappointed. But if you're like me who imagines him as stressed young lord who's trying very hard not to show that he's stressed and young, Tom Taylor got it down pat.

Jace and Cregan start off as two lordlings playing politician by reciting stilted, rehearsed lines at each other and as they keep talking, their dynamic gradually shifts into something more personable and vulnerable. From noblemen trying to out-diplomat each other to bros who realize the other may also be struggling with this whole governance thing, basically. Cregan realizes from this dude's incorrect knowledge of Torrhen Stark that he's way out of his depth and legit needs help, so uh... I can't leave because winter but I have these greybeards if you'll have them. The scene starts with posturing and flaunting dynastic legacies, and when they get up the Wall, there's the admission that yeah, both our hands our tied and we don't actually have a lot of power to spare, mythical ancestors and monologues on duty regardless.

Then there's Taylor's microexpressions when he reads the raven.

The slight lip quiver? Dude only had 4 minutes but by god, I loved his performance.

Also can I talk about the face? The deviated septum? The strong brow that makes him look like he's always slightly angry? All that while still having a babyface? Perfect casting imo.

[glacierbash]

forever consumed by the idea of ysayle's obsession with being hraesvelgr's love in the form of shiva reborn being the world's most intense form of comphet experienced by a trans woman trying to discover her own identity

[aashidoodles]

[machabre]

please can it be autumn again

[mayomkun]

So tired from work today I forgot who I am for a moment walking out of the office then come home to severence mark scout's work is just work right

[match-makee]

they have turned cute and cuddly (yet their beloved has been murdered)

i had an animatic idea about this but I might do it next time. I've got other redesigns to do for the voices.

[spookythesillyfella]

here's my rendition of that one meme because cold season is finally here

★ version without text under cut

[gigglesandfreckles-hp]

i have managed to be supermum and avoid the germs as they've taken down each member of my family one by one, but today...i succumbed, waking up to a raging fever. and because of the little peanut growing inside me, i have to go to hospital as a precaution which is...absolutely not how i wanted to spend my most favourite day of the entire year. 🥺

[levodoom]

"The Bitter End"

[in-tua-deep]

Big fan of dreaming something scary and then just going “actually fuck this” and proceeding to open my eyes and wake up. avoidance game STRONG 💪

[edwinisms]

genuinely it’s this kinda shit that makes me seriously question my existence as a film major, specifically one focused on screenwriting for television. like it’s such a disgustingly hostile environment for any creators and just seems like an industry that gets progressively harder and more painful to participate in. why am I even doing this if whatever I may end up putting my time and effort and soul into will probably end up spat on and tossed out (if it even miraculously gets picked up by one of the handful of big malicious streaming entities that control what is and isn’t produced and seen in the first place). it’s either 1) don’t make any money and be doomed to have a second job forever, or 2) be subject to the torment and humiliation of the streaming service empire for eternity. that’s the state of show creation right now and it actually makes me sick and I just hope one day soon everyone gets tired enough of this status quo to shift the norm of how shows get produced back to a state where shows don’t require the permission of streaming services and other big corporate entities to exist and continue existing. that’s the only thing that’d make me feel like I have a real future in my own field.