#ColbyJack

[colbyjruss-burke]

*ColbyJack stamp of approval, Gouda approves, momentarily not full of hate*

...hi

its been a while hasnt it

yeahh i most definitely underestimated how long this would take

also didnt realise how often i like to jump between projects as i slowly hack away at them

but its finally done :)

anyways

compensation:

This is pepper but we also call him pepsi

have no worries i do not insult him to his face, i was just very annoyed because he refused to move out of this corner. this is a problem because i cant have him in my room while i sleep unless i have a window open so he can easily exit. but is far too cold for that.

he is also my precious son

this is elsa

she out of the 3 cats is the meanest and has taken over my room before by climbing onto my closet and hissing at anyone who enters. she can still be sweet when she wants to though. (also can you tell im fantastic at taking pictures of moving objects /j)

this is scout

she is the youngest

also, she is elsas daughter (before anyone asks, no peps is not the father)

all people i drew a cat for:

@rookiecritter @shadowcompanys-medic-beaks @krueger-acc @igneousfeline @souls-for-fandoms @ask-hadir-karim @colbyjruss-burke @chaosgoblindoodles @jooba

i think thats all... if ive missed something pls tell me ;v;

- Kiki

[krueger-acc]

If you could have a wizard turn you into a cat would you? I need advice. 😔

If I could be a cat, I'd be ColbyJack @aussie-menace-dingo @keegan-askblog

Oh to be adored for being a menace like that cheese cat

[colbyjruss-burke]

*suspiciously eyes cat* you haven’t happened to see those files on my desk have you little man *crouches and extends hand*

*ColbyJack turns his head away, closing his eyes. If he can't see you, he can't possibly know what happened to those yummy files.*

[keegan-askblog]

NAME HIM GOUDA

@colbyjruss-burke your child has a name now

[colbyjruss-burke]

*ColbyJack prances over, meowing as if he's saying something very important*

*ColbyJack enters the vets, looking for the sock he dropped. He's about to start yowling.*

*crouches and slowly extends a hand, rubbing his fingers together* C'mere, kitty kitty.

[neontaxidermy]

Cooking fucking rules actually

[americanindian]

the sweetness of colbyjack

[subspaceskater]

wait awesome what was on your burger...

various spices, colbyjack cheese, diced onions, tomato, ketchup and ranch. + a gluten free bun bc my bestie that im making dinner for cant eat wheat without having a horrible ibs moment

[colbyjruss-burke]

*ColbyJack approaches, his son Gouda behind him. He flops down and stick his paws out*

Cats of the 141, I summon thee with the promise of treats in exchange for cuddles

@colbyjruss-burke (idk any of the other cats besides Colby Jack)

[flagellant]

cheeses: colbyjack, jarlsberg, extra sharp white cheddar, brie seasonings: peach bellini spread, red pepper flakes, thyme, turmeric, crushed garlic

[colbyjruss-burke]

“Orange child. Smaller orange child. I have an offering for ya.”

[Dingo gives them both a bunch of catnip and cat treats.]

- @aussie-menace-dingo

*ColbyJack rolls in it, meowing.*

*Gouda is high, only 4 months old, and a junkie.*

[keegan-askblog]

*ColbyJack enters, a baby kitten in his mouth.*

looks like someone got busy while i was gone. got a name for him yet little man?

[keegan-askblog]

tell me about it. he's a carbon copy of his father... maybe a tad angrier

(understandable ngl. if he ever does come back just send me an ask <3 -AG)

hope you dont mind another but ColbyJack has a kid now. name's Gouda. bit of a... mess but it is what it is

(checking in on you <3 -AG)

“I’m a granddad..? HOLY FUCK?! Yer kiddin’ right keegs, i’m too young t’be a granddad!”

(Thanks for the check in!! I’m just more active on my other blogs sadly, the aussie is slightly dead TwT - Mod stag)

[magratpudifoot]

3, 5, 8

3. a specific color that gives you the ick?

French's mustard yellow. I am allergic to turmeric, and food companies keep using it as a colorant, so I actually have a psychosomatic response to the color at this point.

5. favorite form of potato?

I used to eat baked potatoes about three nights a week in grad school, and I got to where I was cutting them into wedges about 2/3 into the baking time and grating Colbyjack and sprinkling scallions over them so they got really crispy and the flavors baked together. I lost the magic when I stopped being the primary cook, but I think it's time to try to get it back.

8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

Sort of? I have a few pairs of flare-legged yoga pants I wear around the house, but the main getting-home clothing ritual is replacing my bra with a tank or cami. At-home shirt is usually a graphic tee, but changing that isn't as much of a necessity for me.

Thank you!

[keroronpa]

dont put no bullshit colbyjack cheese on my burger

[aussie-menace-dingo]

*ColbyJack leaves a Valentines teddy bear on Arlo's lap* *He totally did not steal from a recruit*

“……my son. I am so proud of you. Happy valentines day Colby!”

[Dingo rummages around in his pockets and pulls out some catnip, offering it to Colbyjack with a smile.]