#ColbyJack

[colbyjruss-burke]

*ColbyJack flops on his back, feet in the air as he wails in despair*

*ColbyJack enters the vets, looking for the sock he dropped. He's about to start yowling.*

*crouches and slowly extends a hand, rubbing his fingers together* C'mere, kitty kitty.

[krueger-acc]

If you could have a wizard turn you into a cat would you? I need advice. 😔

If I could be a cat, I'd be ColbyJack @aussie-menace-dingo @keegan-askblog

Oh to be adored for being a menace like that cheese cat

[colbyjruss-burke]

*suspiciously eyes cat* you haven’t happened to see those files on my desk have you little man *crouches and extends hand*

*ColbyJack turns his head away, closing his eyes. If he can't see you, he can't possibly know what happened to those yummy files.*

[mobarbq]

If you're out of hamburger buns, use an English Muffin. Not bad actually. #burgersofinstagram #englishmuffin #cigartofollow #colbyjack #improviseadaptovercome #thingsishouldhavealreadyknown https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp6Msp4OL0M/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[biggirlcertified]

Goodmorning! ✨ I don’t care what anyone says breakfast is delusional at anytime of the day 🤗🥰🫶🏿 🏷️#Break #Fast #breakfast #orangeslice #citrus #biggirlcertified #biggirlcertifiedpodcast #breakfasttime #orangesinthemorning #breakfastsandwhich #turkeysausage #eggs #scrambledeggs #scrambled #colbyjackcheese #colbyjack #wheat #delusional #bbqsauceonmytitties #wheattoast https://www.instagram.com/p/CoyMoJhsRXw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[colbyjruss-burke]

*ColbyJack puts hos ears back, trying to slip away*

What happens if ColbyJack has kittens with a random cat?? Would you take them all?? Give them cheese names??

he'd be a father, maybe, yes

... @colbyjruss-burke we're going to the vet... no reason that is

[neontaxidermy]

Cooking fucking rules actually

[subspaceskater]

wait awesome what was on your burger...

various spices, colbyjack cheese, diced onions, tomato, ketchup and ranch. + a gluten free bun bc my bestie that im making dinner for cant eat wheat without having a horrible ibs moment

[flagellant]

cheeses: colbyjack, jarlsberg, extra sharp white cheddar, brie seasonings: peach bellini spread, red pepper flakes, thyme, turmeric, crushed garlic

[magratpudifoot]

3, 5, 8

3. a specific color that gives you the ick?

French's mustard yellow. I am allergic to turmeric, and food companies keep using it as a colorant, so I actually have a psychosomatic response to the color at this point.

5. favorite form of potato?

I used to eat baked potatoes about three nights a week in grad school, and I got to where I was cutting them into wedges about 2/3 into the baking time and grating Colbyjack and sprinkling scallions over them so they got really crispy and the flavors baked together. I lost the magic when I stopped being the primary cook, but I think it's time to try to get it back.

8. do you change into specific clothes for the house when you get home?

Sort of? I have a few pairs of flare-legged yoga pants I wear around the house, but the main getting-home clothing ritual is replacing my bra with a tank or cami. At-home shirt is usually a graphic tee, but changing that isn't as much of a necessity for me.

Thank you!

[colbyjruss-burke]

I'm the beloved son of @keegan-askblog and @aussie-menace-dingo

Meow

[asters-tempo]

Aster play me in Roblox uno, if I win, you take off your binder. -Blu (Our display name is ColbyJack, we have the clown fit)

i would... but i dont have roblox :(

[defeatsthem]

( imessage. ) you look like the type to enjoy applebees. ( imessage. ) that's not a dig, either. applebees is great. had sex in the bathroom at one once. almost got caught... ( imessage. ) count me in, colby-jack. we're both in for a treat.

[text - 🌹]: more of an applebees guy, myself. [text - 🌹]: so what do ya say? 2 can dine for $25 and then dessert's on me, too. ;)

[achillez-on-pawz]

oh!! look at the name bracelets i made!! :3 its not all of the ones i need but :33

Ooooh!!! (Also, the colbyjack one scared us a little)

[thesmegalodon]

I don’t anon as a rule so I’m not the previous person with the cheese ask, I’ve just been enjoying your time here, and I’m tickled you answered Colbyjack. (A cheese available in blocks, but not in most delis except by special request. Good Cube Feel. Shows up in trays. Makes a mean quesadilla. Usually doesn’t get picked as a favorite.)

Any crossover into PepperJack sometimes? If not, how is the Colbyjack typically consumed? I want to know if I’ve been doing Mr. Jack wrong all this time.

colby jack grilled cheese with some hot sauce

[can-of-pringles]

top 5 cheeses

Gouda (but specifically this fake gouda cheese that my mom gets)

Pepperjack

Colbyjack?

Cheddar

Feta

Ask me my top 5 anything