#Coffee tastes so bad wtf

[gayest-squrrel]

[stxxryvoid]

˚₊‧꒰ა Silly Things That They Do ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ Genshin Impact

✧ Silly (and sometimes annoying) things that they do, but it's okay you love them anyway <3

✧ Featuring ✧ Childe, Heizou, Kazuha, Kaeya, Venti, Kaveh, and Itto x GN! Reader (Separate)

✧ Content Warnings ✧ Some swearing

✧ Childe

"Rise and shine sleepy head!" No further explanations needed.

He'll roll you up in your blankets for no apparent reason and then leave before you can escape the soft prison he put you in.

If you're going to jump on the bed he'll mf snatch the pillow and you fall on the bed itself.

When he's cooking he'll def shape the food into cute shapes.

He'd probably find something you're looking for and say he doesn't know where it is, but a while later will give it to you so you can praise him and give him a kiss.

Comes up from behind you and puts his hands over your eyes saying: "Guess who?"

Tells you to stay out of trouble when he's gone even though anything you do will never amount to the shit he does when he's working.

✧ Shikanoin Heizou

Kicks your feet under the table like he's a damn child.

Anytime he does something he expects a kiss as a reward.

He could literally open a jar you couldn't open and expect a big kiss and cuddles.

If you ask him to make you coffee he'll definitely make it!

You just won't get it unless you get up yourself because you only asked him to make it not bring it.

But if you ask him next time to bring the coffee he'll bring the whole ass coffee pot bc you didn't ask for it in a cup.

Will blame you for him waking up late on a work day when he's the one staying up late to work on cases.

Gets genuinely offended when you tell him no fried food bc it's not good for him.

He does a ">:(" and gives you one-worded responses for an hour.

He's not mad he's just the biggest tease to exist on Teyvat.

Start getting actually upset and he actually feels so bad and does anything to make it up to you.

✧ Kaedehara Kazuha

Comes up behind you without making a sound says "Hi." and scares the living daylights out of you.

If you catch him doing smth he'll use such poetic words you can't even understand to get out of the situation.

Starts spitting poetry out of nowhere.

It could be dead silent between the two of you and he gives you a romantic poem.

If he's cooking he will put food you do not like in there but hide it so well it tastes good to you.

While you're eating he'll stare at you like 🙂

Then you realized you fell victim to eating smth like brussel sprouts again.

If you're working he'll deadass show up in your office or smth.

Like how??

No notification from your coworkers and you js look up he's there.

Kazuha 10/10 horror movie killer material, silent footsteps, appears out of nowhere, unsuspecting, and has a sharp weapon

He knows so many cats like wtf

A cat comes up to him he pets it and says "Hi, cat name." AND DOES IT W SO MANY CATS??

✧ Kaeya

Okay I know I called Heizou the biggest tease but I changed my mind.

If Heizou is the king of teasing Kaeya is the all knowing, all powerful, all mighty god of teasing.

Flirts with you at the most random times.

Could be fighting some monsters he decides its the best time to try a new pick up line.

And it's always the best one's too, but he decides to save the horrendous ones for completely normal times.

He has no life.

With no cavalry to captain he can't be the cavalry captain so with nothing to do most of the time he's glued to your hip.

He'll play with your hair in front of someone no matter how many times you smack his hand away.

Claims he needs some random article of clothing on him fixed just so he can have your attention.

Y'know that thing where you bump your hip on someone to make them trip/fall over?

He does that.

If you stumble he'll act like he did nothing and turn the other way.

If you fall and it's hilarious he'll laugh before helping you up.

But if you fall and hurt yourself he'll actually feel bad and help you up and make sure you're okay. He's at your beck and call for the rest of the day.

He needs attention.

It's like taking care of a big cat.

✧ Venti

Also does the hip bump thing.

If you go to find him after he does some drinking he could be in the most random ass position ever.

Laying back down legs up against a building.

Passed out on some hay in a crate.

Sleeping under a bench.

You can't even be surprised anymore.

His feet are actually icebergs.

When he takes off them stocking things he puts his feet on you and your body temperature decreases by 20 degrees.

Styles his hair and yours in the most random ways.

If you wear makeup he took it once and ended up looking like a barbie doll got into a street fight and lost.

Sings you songs about the most random shit.

He turned milk and cookies into a song.

Meowing back at cats is normal.

But he barks back at dogs and really puts the enthusiasm in it..

✧ Kaveh

Plays with his food.

Moves it around on his plate to form shapes before he actually eats it.

Sometimes is drinking while he draws things and was painting once and ended up drinking the paint water on accident.

He spat it out and started rubbing his tongue while you and Al haitham were like 🤨

Thought all he loses are his keys?

Nah everything he's touched has been lost at least once.

He's still looking for some things that vanished into thin air.

He sometimes talks in his sleep.

Mostly about you, cats, dogs, and food.

He's actually so knowledgeable on beauty products??

You could be buying something for skin care and he snatches it and says "No."

"Don't buy this..." and yaps on for a good minute.

Then he'll go and pick up smth else for you and buy it for you and you're js left there shocked.

✧ Arataki Itto

This man is the epitome of silly.

He also cant whisper for shit.

Do NOT shit talk someone to him all of Inazuma will know within 30 minutes.

He has so many spare combs.

A backup comb for his comb a back-backup comb for the backup comb a back-back-backup comb for the back-backup comb and so on...

Don't give him hot sauce. Just don't.

Do NOT mess up his hair. He'll be ":(" the entire day.

He knows about lots of good food.

Can he cook any of this good food?

Hell no.

If you cook him anything he'll be so happy and eats every last crumb, would probably eat the plate to get all the macromolecules of the food.

(If he even knew what a macromolecule is)

If you make him something it's treasured forever and the only fingerprints on it are yours and his.

Definitely owns a diary somewhere.

-Stxxry

[eunandonly]

— • POINT OF CONTENTION : YOU.

ᝰ.ᐟ : why are you on a coffee date with jay? i thought you guys were the biggest rivals, no?

pairing! politicalsciencemajor!jay x politicalsciencemajor!reader | wc. 0.7k | warnings: attempted humour (failed), prob kinda cringe, inaccurate university stuff (im so sorry i’ve never been in uni) EN-

🖇️ : jay's version!! political science suits him so well, don't you think? also this became a debate fic for some reason… but i hope you guys enjoy ~ jake version is next ^^

political science is such a jay subject

someone says political science i think of jay

you first met jay at a debate club at your university

when you first saw him you thought "hmm, typical political science major with not-so-typical sharp jawline"

tbh you just saw him as competition he better get tf out of your way you're at university to get the best grades and graduate on top like you did for middle school and high school

you hated how jay was always at top

you admired him but hated him at the same time can he please fumble for once?

jay also sees competition when he sees you except the competition is a hot twenty year old girl with silver glasses and an immaculate fashion taste

but competition nonetheless

so one day you guys are having a debate about some political shit

you're even more competitive than usual

political science is YOUR major so YOU have to win

but guess what

your opponent is no another than jay himself

both of you are absolutely determined to win the debate

like bitch there's fire in your eyes you have to beat this man

he’s on the positive side and you’re on the negative so you think you’re completely cooked

but guess what gang

you won.

you just kind of stand there wondering wtf just happened until reality comes crashing down

you just beat jay, and he's the best political science student the school has.

you spent like 922929485 minutes making jay’s life hell for his loss before leaving the room in a very good mood.

and let me tell you

jay is down bad.

he just saw you give the most scrumptious, delicious, yummy argument to counter his equally scrumptious, delicious, yummy argument

nobody has ever beaten him like that before.

EVER.

but you did.

and that's very hot of you.

tbh the debate was a very close call

jay's arguments were sharper than his jawline and that's saying something (moment of appreciation for his 90 degrees jawline)

you're part impressed, part annoyed and part determined.

you NEED to beat him in the next debate as well

you're practically drooling when you think about beating him in the next coming debate as well

perhaps you're also drooling over jay but you'd never admit that

you just gaslight yourself into thinking that it's just begrudged admiration that's making you feel this way

you spend the next week researching the new topic for the debate you're going to have with jay to ensure that you'll be able to counter every single argument he throws at you

you don't know whether you're on the positive side of negative yet BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER YOU'LL JUST RESEARCH IT ALL

you like to study in that one little spot at the library but turns out jay also conveniently really likes that spot

you wake up ten minutes early everyday to get there before him

you're basically running on caffeine and caffeine only the whole week trying to juggle the preparations for the debate and lectures

somebody keeps leaving you a cup black coffee, your favourite, on your morning lecture tables

you don't know what's going on and why someone's giving you free beverages buttt free coffee, right?

idk if you're just oblivious or stupid or denying the truth

maybe all three because how tf are you not connecting the dots?

the debate.

jay.

the coffee.

when the next debate finally comes, you sit down across jay with your COLOUR ORGANISED flashcards and notes

you don't even have to look at them

jay's also been preparing as well, so it's a very tough debate

both of you shooting one argument after another BUT GUESS WHO WON

you. ACADEMIC QUEEN FRFR

you celebrate by another session of rubbing your victory into jay's too-hot-for-his-own-good face but you're aware that the debate was practically a draw

you both did so good it's actually crazy

the next day, you come to another cup of black coffee sitting at your lecture table except it has a little note saying

"nice debate yesterday. you wanna go out together tonight? - jay"

of course you say yes I MEAN LOOK AT THIS MAN HOLY SHIT

✉️: @icyy-hoon send me an ask or comment under this post to be added to my taglist <3

[the-moon-files]

I was actually thinking about this a lot but like as an add on to your humans are hylian space orcs thing. I am in ✨need✨ of reader trying potions. Like;

"This potion will restore your stamina and boost your strength"

"Buddy that's just coffee"

"Qué?"

Even worse if when the reader tries it it's just like the most not strong coffee they've ever drank. Makes the guys wonder wtf makes humans need so much energy through out the day.

this is such a cute idea, i love how diet diffs/energy diffs in humans are space orcs aus, so genius to apply to hylians

the stamnia boost potion tastes just like instant coffee with powdered creamer (the kind at like car dealerships/shitty offices where its not even a little liquid creamer)

and u spit that shit out like wtf is this bs

and Four, poor guy who gave you some after talking a break from walking, is like "oh my goddess r u allergic?? can still breath???"

meanwhile ur like. "yeah this just tastes like shit-"

four: "oh well yeah, all potions do really-"

you: "-ty coffee. this is nowhere near strong enough to get me back on my feet ffs"

four: " 👁️👄👁️"

you: "u got anything stronger? :/ "

four: " w h a t ? "

cue u researching how to make stamnia potions, across the hyrules, and making them 10x stronger so theyre like an actual coffee shop kind of coffee, and the Links are literally lowkey scared

Time forbids you (and the rest of the guys) from letting anyone else try ur "improved" elixir (s)

bc yes, u didnt stop at stamnia

u moved on to healing potions, (u can now regrow limbs and heal broken bones, the hylians can only take like a 1/16th of a sip like once a week, whereas u chug the whole thing, and can do so multiple times a day if needed)

u also moved onto cooking, bc rlly how different is cooking from alchemy?

and goron spice tasted like goddamn dorito chips, so u used essence of literal lava to help make it more spicy,

ur not allowed to introduce this new spice to the gorons, Wild forbid, bc he was adventurous enough (and snuck behind Time and ur backs) to try some spice

(he literally touched the tip of his pinky finger to it, wiped it off, except for 1 like flake of spice too)

and it lowkey nearly killed him 💀

like had to use that 1/16th of ur extra strong healing potion and everything

u felt so bad, but he did do this to himself,

and Wild knew the gorons dont back down from a challenge, esp since it was originally their recipe, so he (and you) didnt wanna kill them on accident

the sleeping potion u found is just like taking a single melatonin gummy, so u ofc make that thing knock even you out after 2 sips,

needless to say, no one is trying that one, not only bc it knocked Rulie unconcious for 12 hours straight (u got him to try it after he exhausted all his magic healing, and so no nightmares)

but bc it knocked u out cold for 9. that was the scarier part to them lmao, was how affected is their human by this?

i like to think thats how they judge unknown foods and liquids too,

like "do you think this tastes unseasoned? ok should be perfect for me then" - every Link

"oh this didnt make u feel sleepy at all/barely tired? great, id love to knock out cold w/no nightmares tonight" - Sky, probably

"this tastes like that thing you call, instant cough? ko-fee? Cool, give me some i need to run up this mountain" - Wild, for the 3rd time this month probably

"this barely healed ur papercut? sweet, give me some my wrists are killing me" - poor Legend, he uses ur extra strength healing potion as a way to treat his arthritis regularly once a month, but the more chill potions for any leftover aches and pains, esp after long fights being hard on his arms

Chain is simultaneously still lowkey terrified u need that much extra oomf, esp when u run out of stronger stuff and have to down like 5 health potions to heal a cut that needed stitches,

and also worried u need that much and also Wild/Wars/Rulie tend to work overtime to make sure they have extra potions for you

and theyre also kind of impressed, bc hey, youre unlikely to get magically poisoned/potion poisoned like them

☆

sorry i couldnt think of as much as i hoped, i think its bc i rlly just need to play/watch more loz games besides botw/totk

i like know the vague plot of ss/oot/mm/tp/ww/hw and og loz games, but havent gotten into details/lets play or anything yet

i hope this was at least a half decent idea to think about/expand on urs, have a great rest of ur week, and thanks so much for the ask!! <33

Peace out,

🌙

[yeonjunszn]

ASAP! — TWENTY

PAIRING! mark lee x f!reader

SUMMARY! you’re not exactly the best barista at zhong coffee, but for some unknown reason (his massive crush on you), mark thinks you can do no wrong. sick and tired of his favoritism and your lack thereof due to absolute obliviousness, your coworkers are determined to fix this problem. asap.

MORE! 🙀🙀🙀 LEE JENO WTF IS WRONG WITH U (i’m sorry for making u a bad person my sugarplum i love u but ur a milf lover so it worked for plot’s sake)

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As if your day couldn't get any worse, just earlier you were taunted by Jeno in front of multiple customers (Mommy of the Month and her little posse of soccer moms) for not knowing how to steam milk properly. Leave it to Mr. I Love Milfs to make you feel small in front of, well, said Milfs.

And now, as you huff in front of an older male customer, he yells at you for not knowing the difference between a Wet Cap and a Dry Cap. Was there even a difference? You don’t even drink cappuccinos.

"You know, that's what I hate about young ladies like you, taking job opportunities away from men like me. You're so stupid, you can't tell the difference between these two cappuccinos? They're different in weight and taste. Are you tasteless? Blind? Maybe both? How do you even work in a coffee shop?"

As the man goes on criticizing you, you can't help but feel the tears well up in your eyes and start dripping down your face. Yet another problem over the stupid milk. Drip, drip, drip. It takes only a few tears to fall down your face for the customer to start getting angrier.

"Oh, look. The idiot girl is crying. Get me your manager, I need to talk to him about lousy, useless girls like you."

Renjun, who just happened to hear the last part of the customer's sentence, whips out his phone under the bar to text Mark. He knows he can't deal with this customer alone, not when you're damn near shivering like you went for a swim in the middle of December.

It’s not long before Renjun steps into your way as Mark grabs your hand, pulling you away from the customer. He laces your fingers together as he guides you towards his office, making sure it's empty as he sits you down in a chair.

"Are you okay?" Mark asks, eyes filled with concern and heart aching for you.

You shake your head at him, not wanting to speak out of fear that your voice will quiver much like your body is right now.

"Y/N... I'm sorry. I shouldn't have had you switch your usual shifts," Mark comments. He kneels down before you, thumb brushing across your puffy cheeks to stop your tears. "I would have never done it if I had known you were going to be treated like this. I know you’re used to the usual mid shift customers."

Mark’s other hand pats the top of your head comfortingly as you sniffle, finally speaking, "No, I... I promised you I would help. I just didn't know Jeno was so mean sometimes. And that old guys were capable of yelling at me like that."

"I'm so sorry, Y/N. I'll talk to Jeno and I'll switch you back to your mids with Jaemin and Yangyang," Mark sighs. He looks for any hint of upset in your eyes, but instead he gets a faraway look. Like there's something not quite there. "Do you want a hug to make you feel better?"

You nod your head slowly and Mark stands up, pulling you into his chest. His arms wrap around your waist as he begins to rock the two of you back and forth, swaying and humming to an imaginary tune.

After a while, you pull away and look up at Mark with a pout and hopeful eyes, "Mark?"

"Yes?"

"Do you think I'm a bad barista?" you ask.

"Well, I think you weren't as good as the other baristas before, but you are getting better," he replies, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. If his hand had lingered for any longer, he would have been able to feel the heat pooling in your cheeks.

"Okay... Um, do you think I'm stupid?"

"No. It's practically impossible to tell those two cappuccinos apart unless you’ve been a barista for a really long time. That guy was just an asshole. If he ever comes back here, I'll beat his ass to a pulp," Mark answers you truthfully. He speaks clearly; he wants you to think highly of yourself and not listen to the words of some arrogant customer. A part of you believes him, taking his words to heart.

"One more thing..." you mutter, pushing yourself back into his chest and hiding your face.

"Mm?"

"Can I... can I have your chocolate croissant?" you ask, hesitation in your voice.

Mark bursts out into laughter at your silly question, his entire body vibrating as he holds you tight. "Is that it?"

"Yeah."

"Of course, Y/N. You can have whatever you want," Mark says. "Are you feeling a bit better now?"

"Yes. Thank you," you murmur, looking at his face — more specifically, his eyebrows. Something in you makes you a tiny bit shy, not able to look into his eyes as he smiles at you.

"Any time."

There's a racing in your chest, where your heart is, one that's never really been there before. Whatever it is, you hope that it will calm itself. Quickly.

TWENTY — chocolate croissant

PREV! nineteen — i will force his hand into a blender

NEXT! twenty one — #xiaojun_out

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[whirlwindimagines]

Hey hey! I am an ex-barista (used to work at a local coffee shop) so I am totally a fan of coffee, lattes, all that kind of fun stuff.

From a writers opinion (especially someone who is a fan of Trigun), I want to know what you think each character would get from a cafe. Bonus points if you can create a flavor profile for each of the characters. For example: I have a feeling that Vash would drink something either super sugary or something that would pair well with a donut. (Vanilla, brown sugar latte perhaps?)

Just something fun I thought about!

I’m gonna be honest with you guys I don’t drink caffeine at all lol I’m a Pink Drink girly 🤞😔 coffee would give me a headache so I just don’t drink it but I tried my best even though I have no clue about coffee orders lolol I like doing chaotic headcanons, so this is just some fun general ones, sorry if it's not the best lol Also thank you @hermitagecats lol who actually drinks coffee and helped by giving me some ideas

Vash the Stampede, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, Meryl Stryfe & Millions Knives Coffee orders and general headcanons.

Vash: 

He’s just trying to get through the day, likes caffeine more than he should lol

Likes sugary drinks as well, and enjoys trying something new! Not super picky, he will get a donut with every drink or some type of snack. 💖

Cries over the latte art, like he feels bad that he has to drink it 

Everyone knows him in the coffee shop! He’s so nice and gives such good tips like everyone loves him. 

His go-to order: Caramel Frappuccino but he gets extra espresso shots lol and will always get a sweet treat!  

Meryl:

Can not stand going with Vash and Wolfwood, like she will gladly just go in by herself just tell her what you want! 

Is normal and gets nice simple drinks, but likes to shake it up! Goes for something new each time! Is a fan of her coffee!

On days she’s busy and needs to focus, she’ll get something simple like a black coffee. But if she’s not in the need of a caffeine rush, she’ll get a Latte 

Likes to go to different cafes, the different locations help her get her work done and she likes trying the signature drink at each place. 

Her got-to order: While she’ll order anything she has a soft spot for a White Chocolate Mocha

Wolfwood:

When he’s with the others he gets a simple black coffee, 

Has asked them to fill a venti with just espresso shots they deny this request every time. 

Likes refreshers lol will ONLY get them when he’s alone, if you saw Wolfwood ordering a Pink Drink you did NOT

He’s a menace since they won’t give him his damn venti with espressos, he orders a black coffee, and then just as many espressos shots as they are legally allowed to give him and pours it right into his coffee in front of the workers.

His go-to order is: Largest black coffee they can give, with as many espresso shots as he can take lol 

Knives:

Gets the same coffee drink every single time, and refuses to try something new! He’s happy with his drink! Does not like getting coffee with Vash just the smell of the overly sugary drink his brother gets gives him a headache.

Will not go inside only goes through a drive-thru! 

This is a tea man 🤨 you gonna look at me and tell me I’m wrong? Now while he’ll get the same coffee every time, he does like trying different teas! 

He’s a Cappuccino man, but super specific instructions like this drink taste like shit and the worker is just like wtf is this? Vash tried it once and almost died, Knives says nobody understands his superior taste. 

His go-to order: it's a cappuccino but it's the worst thing in the world

[pynkricee]

Saving Geto : Milk & Honey 🍯

(Warning: soul ties, 18+, sexual intentions, mastorbation, roughsex , biting, scratching)

Going for a walk, I noticed someone who looked familiar walking right of me. It just wasn't his back side but his walk as well.

"Suguru Getou?

She said stopping in her tracks. Geto turned around to see y/n standing behind him.

"Y/N"? He said coming to a complete stop tilting his head slightly smirking because he hasn't seen you in years. Walking forward to you, you could see the depression on his face. The dark gleem in his eyes that just reached into your soul.

"Su..guru. " You say in a low tone. He walks up to you, smiling, hoping that you don't notice the state of his well being.

"I've missed you! What have you been up to?" He says, sliding his hands into his pockets. It was a little chilly out, and you didn't like seeing him like this.

"Geto.. would you like to come in for some tea? I... I live right here?" You ask him, hoping he would say yes. Even in his state of depression you could see upon his face, he still had the most beautiful eyes and lips you've ever seen in your life.

"Sure!" He said pulling his hand out of his pocket and rubbing it down your backside, finally curling his fingers around your waist. You shiver from his touch as you see a twitch os.a smirk on the side of his face.

Opening the door to your house you invite him in lock the door behind you two. " Go ahead and make yourself comfortable. You tell him while you walk to the kitchen to make some tea. Taking his shoes off, Geto walks to the couch sitting down with his legs spread and his arm hanging off the back. (hmmpph, he still sits that way huh? ) "So... is everything okay Suguru? You don't look too well... !

"Still always worrying about everyone else other than yourself I see." His tone very sarcastic but somewhat serious. But it was so sexy I could feel myself starting to get wet immediately... (fuuuuuuuuuu)

"You know.. that's me. Even though I haven't seen you, I see you now and I don't like what I see." Walking back into the living room, I sit next to him on the couch handing him his tea while taking a sip of mine. He clench my legs together as tight as I could from being so wet. I know it was loud enough to smell. I could feel my face burning up. ( All fucking ready? Wtf is going on...?)

He chuckles, taking a sip.of his tea. " If you don't like it, fix it then... y/n..." Placing his tea on the coffee table, he turns to the side looking at me in the eyes with his fingers reaching for my face, caressing my lips. Something was telling me he needed this bad... but so did I. I've always been in love with this man and he was making my pussy throb just by touching my lips. As his thumb reached my top lip, I twist my tongue around his finger sliding it into my mouth, softly sucking on it.

"Mmmmmmhhh..... Shit..." He moaned as I sat my cup down on the table then proceeded to grab his hand, moving myself ontop of him, straddling him on the couch, moving it slowly in and out, twirling my tongue around it. "Yo...You were never like this before"

But this wasn't before......

Taking his finger out my mouth, I grab both his hand, wrapping my fingers through his fingers, forcibly throbbing my tongue down his mouth. His tongue matching my movements in his mouth as he moaned with every breath he took. I could feel his penis buldging through his pants as I started grinding on his as we continued to kiss.

'"Fuck this..." He said taking my hands from his, grabbing my ass and throwing my back on the couch. " Hmmmm so... this is what youre doing? You sure you wanna so there..y/n?''

"I need to go there" My legs twitching for his dick, his sent, his taste as i lay there on my back watching him pull his shirt and pants off. His penis standing at full attention for my pussy. My thighs were wet for his stroke.

Leaning over me, he slid his arm under my back, arching it as far as he could, taking two his two thick fingers inserting them into my newly shaved cat. Moving them back and forth as my juices flowed down his hand.....

"Y/N...... I need you (panting) Please baby.." Digging his face in to my neck as he moved faster, thrusting his fingers into me as i moaned his name outloud.

" Su..Guru..... I cant..!" Gripping his shoulders digging my nails into his back. (Fuuuuuck..if he could do this with his fingers, i wonder what his dick could do?)

" You cant what baby...?" ( sofly giggling) " You cant... take it?" He leaned his face against my neck, licking my ear til my vagina began to fucking throb harder. My legs began to twitch uncontrollably. He pressed his body harder into my mine to try to keep me calm as much as he could as he was panting while moving his fingers forcefully into me.

" Shiii.. Fuck me Suguru..!!"

He lifted his head up looking me in the eyes. Smirking evilly. "And with that, you don't have to ask twice." Taking his fingers out my vagina and putting them in his mouth, to the back of his throat and slowly pulling them out, tasting all of me.

Panting hard, my nipples hard... i needed him now. He began rubbing my breast making his hand down between my legs where he grabbed his penis and inserted it inside me.

"Fuuuuckkkk... you feel so good.."" He said collapsing his forehead into him, thrusting back and forth into me, gripping the top of the couch.

Grabbing his head I forced him in to a kiss, saliva filling our mouths as we exchanged it into a kiss as he began to pump me harder with the excitement of the kis.

"Surguru...."(panting) Digging my nails harder into his back, knowing he was bleeding but we both didnt care.

" I know... Shiiiiii..I need ....(panting harder)....y/n.... I need....(thrusting me harder, feeling as if were going to break the couch any minute now. Locking my legs around his waist as i moved my hands down to his butt pulling him in deeper.

" Fucking stop.... you want me to come early?"

"I want you... to take it Suguru...If you can (panting) since this pussy is being good to you." I said licking his top lip.

"y/n....(panting slower).... I ...." He said slowing down. Our breaths collecting and slowing down together.

"Geto...?" I asked as his strokes became lighter but still deep at the same time. Lifting his head up he looked me in my eyes removing his arm from my back and began to caress my face. With both of my hands i grabbed his hand holding it softly as it moved across my face. A small tear slid down his face as he smiled at me still moving slowly inside me..

"I need.... you to save me......."

As my eyes widened with ecstasy and to his response, i nodded pulling him into a soft kiss.

[lwieserce]

Alongside the few unfortunate things, i'd say my relationship to food has turned a LOT better this year!! And i never even realized it was bad, perhaps because it was bad in a way distinct to what most other people experience from what i see.

I never felt guilty over my weight. God knows it wasn't the most isolating aspect for me growing up (even though it played a part) I wasn't picky. I would eat anything, and i wouldn't stop eating (and that is something i still struggle with) whether it was out of enjoyment or politeness or duty. I would binge on the things i enjoy to a point of hating them and i would suck it up and eat things served to me that i hated and i never thought to myself that maybe. This should be enjoyable to me at ALL times (there is so much more to it but i'll keep it short, it's not the best summary either way) For example if i do not like sandwiches in the morning i NEVER have to eat a sandwich again.

And at this point i guess i wanted to list the things that changed but i lost track so bad omg

- i started cooking sometime in february, as in, i made the conscious decision to experiment with it. I did cook actual dinners last year but i had even less of an idea wtf i was doing than i do now. And i am becoming mildly better at bullshitting my way through it!! Do not EVER ask me what a recipe is. I do not know

- my attempts at eating 'healthier' have actually ended up teaching me how to budget better and what to buy in bulk without things going to waste!! For example I never buy bread these days because i know i cannot eat it by myself and it gets disgusting very quickly. And frozen bread has a terrible texture and taste. And i do not like sandwiches like i said. It hasn't changed, i still probably think that wasting food is a moral failing, especially if i am the culprit BUT i'm becoming efficient at preventing it!!

- i started using a wider variety of ingredients which actually made the occassional sandwich enjoyable. The things i eat now are more colorful and visually pleasing and that makes the entire experience better than it ever was

- i am keeping my small rituals whenever i can... sweet treat + coffee is something i'll give up only over my dead body. On the topic of coffee, i am glad i found a way to enjoy the taste without drinking the actual thing that my body reacts badly to, or rather it found me lol

- moderation, regrettably, is very important... to avoid the unpleasant heaviness of overeating, to stretch out this meal batch you've prepared to 4 days instead of forcing 3 days because... because you made up a nonsense rule in your head. & eating slowly to appreciate the taste more and eat less in one sitting is such an important lesson.

- with some ingredients you do not like, you might want to try working your way around and finding a way to actually enjoy them... you never know.. things can caste wildly different in different combinations (throwing all i said out the window this is a message to all my friends who do not like eggs. SUCK IT UP eggs are wonderful there must be a way for you to enjoy them. The hell.)

Knowing your food is knowing yourself, might be my main takeaway from this journey so far. Since we have to do all this to stay alive we might as well enjoy it. And i am blessed with that enjoyment coming to me very naturally.. i am a 'foodie'or whatever. Oh my god is there a better term... i love life's delicacies etcetera.... but this is just my POV...

[lottiecrabie]

also what would be the song titles of the other songs on the album 🤨 i am very curious abt make believe celebrity world

other than galatea, we know of two other songs in the text, circe circus and sunburnt. the first one is apparently an overly grand love song, and sunburnt a summer-y thing. those two titles were chosen specifically because of what i assume are the general Themes of the album, or at least the song titles, ie. greek myth-inspired and galatea, take one text-inspired.

circe circus is mostly because i liked the alliteration, but also because i think it could be a very tongue-in-cheek song about the artifices and masquerade of love (which i think is why matty would see it as this mockery of love songs instead of genuineness). circus is generally considered a grand farce, and circe is an enchantress who would seduce men and then turn them into pigs.

i picked sunburnt because of how, in the ice cream scene, she covers her blush and therefore her growing attraction/feelings with the lie that she must be getting sunburnt. i assume that would have been the subject of the song, though she also describes her fans as sunburnt, so maybe it’s an ode to them instead.

following those two ideas, i can absolutely see her covering the myth of medea (my fav greek myth Yay). if you’re not familiar, medea marries jason and commits several war crimes and vile, insurmontable acts for him, and then he abandons her and their children for a princess. scorned and betrayed and Unhinged, she ends up killing the princess, the king, and then her children (with regrets<3). anyway i think it would absolutely be a piece she delves into when she realizes that matty is Not gonna leave delilah for her, and she starts relating to the betrayal and pain of medea. definitely a female rage anthem.

(side note pls read medea by euripide it’s such a good play and it talks with so much empathy and understanding about objectively a Bad woman and a Bad mother in ways that had not been done before, especially not in ancient greece. the phrase ‘what other creatures are bred so exquisitely and purposefully for mistreatment as women are?’ makes me go feral the whole monologue is insane and you’re telling me ancient greek man WROTE THIS?? what 20 years old teenage girl possessed him wtf)

i could also see a song touching on beauty with a title about aphrodite. she does say that her ex-boyfriend didn’t, from her understanding, find her beautiful, but instead raw and unfinished and he aimed to complete her. i think that must fuck with her vision of her and her beauty, and she would write a song unpacking it. or maybe talking about the running youth and beauty and if she is not pretty and young, if she cannot be a muse anymore, what will she be. once again touching on her qualms about musedom.

the second category is, again, words or sentences from prose /i/ would pick from the writing to represent her own emotions. i guess it’s quite meta lol, though i assume if i wrote it she could have thought it. there probably would have been something called too sweet about her just being too nice for her own good, which would be a very biased and unreliable song (she is, once again, deceiving and hurting a very kind woman. not too sweet not to fuck her man!).

i think something about coffee too since it’s a running theme to represent the failings of love (meeting her ex in a coffee shop, the espresso martini matty makes her tasting like a ‘mature café day in new york, but coffee just the same’, kissing him and she’s glad it doesn’t taste like coffee, etc etc). uncertainty and doomed fate and patterns and Loss of love would be its subject.

there is, on top of that, an unnamed break up song about her ex. i think that one would go more in the second category, maybe something like watercolors since she quite literally says ‘fuck watercolors’ about her ex and his treatment of her.

i did not know i had this much to say on the subject wow. this was so fun to think about Thank you!

[for-lovely-things]

Get to know me

Thanks to @m-lter for the tag!!!❤️💕

Favorite color:

Pink! I've been so obsessed over it lately😬

Currently reading:

nothing😤 i'm not a books person and I'm judging everyone who reads (jk ok!!!) I don't remember last time I read a book or a fic

Comic: the last one I read was Ловя лунный свет (Catching moonlight) by Nushanchel. It's amazing though it's a russian comic book which I bought exclusively on an art market and I doubt any foreign ppl can check it out. It's amazing though and absolutely stunning art and watercolor

Last song:

Ok last time I listened to music which was two days ago (wtf) I listened to Life is Yours by Foals (of course lol). Last song which has been habitating my head is ​quinnie - touch tank though, it's very Vicky and Vel :")

Last movie:

Me and gf watched Jennifer's body last time :3 very dibolically lesbian lmao

Also last time I went to the movies with my friend we watched Dungeons and Dragons! Not fantastic but fun! John Wick 4 was much more my taste ':)

Last series:

The Last of Us!! AMAZING joel and ellie are my babies and i loved them sooo much more than original game's version. Fantastic adaptation!

And me and gf currently (re) watching Elena: Princess of Avalor. Very fun disney cartoon series about Mexican princess :3 Mel is working as my consultant on Mexican accuracy lmao

I'm also a very long-lasting fan of Miraculous Ladybug and watching season 5 currently. Soooooo good jesus, I'm having SO much fun watching it and each ep is such a boost for me ahah. Story is real good too, it get better and better with each season

Sweet, savory or spicy:

Sweet with savory! And bitter pls, why it isn't mentioned

Craving:

Moving aboard

Tea or coffee:

Both!! Ppl who don't like coffee just haven't found a perfect percentage of milk and sugar in your cup, and yes what I'm drinking usually can be barely called coffee xD

Currently working on:

Uni work :/ 3d modeling 4 rooms, house and landscape at the same time

From more fun stuff, I finally came back to wip of my fic about Johnny and V going on a ridiculous date- Badlands and Bad ideas. I think it's almost done but I've been super tired lately lol stopped drawing almost entirely too😔 doing rp still though so creative life is still going :)

Tagging @mejol @elioamari @cyberpsycho-for-eurodyne @tessa1972 but if anyone else wants to do it go ahead!

[wouldyouliketobee]

Day 4 of recovery:

I know I didn't say shit yesterday.. I was at my boyfriend's house, eating with him and making food for both of us is hard because, as a man, he eats like twice as much as I do (still his legs are literally skinnier than mine wtf) but I managed, I had shown him my diet plan and he made it a mission for me to follow it so its sweet, we ate a slice of bread with a fried egg and some lettuce with tomatoe, each, then for lunch some sardines with tomatoes and olives (he ate with potatoes I didn't) and same thing for dinner, where I fucked up was in the afternoon snack we got ice cream (mine was around 200 cal) wich wouldn't be so bad if we hadn't eaten out the day before..

Today, I worked out, so I ate some grapes and a bit of coffee before, and now i am having "real" breakfast, so a tinny ass slice bread my mom made, and egg, some rucula and soft cheese, and to drink homemade matcha latte with unsweetened almond milk, wich is a horrible combination it tastes horribly.

For lunch, I'm having some quinoa with a tad bit of sweet potatoes, some roasted bell peppers, two slices of ham and two slices of soft cheese. And for snack and small banana and maybe some yogurt? Idk yet..

[nattawinlove-andmygaytea]

5 Drinks To Get To Know Me

@first-kanaphan Thanks for tagging me.😚💖

Well first thing it's that I don't drink alcohol, so it's the "normal" drinks that I drink 😁

1. Water : So the first has to be water... simple but complex at the same. Love to be hydrated all day. Its a freaking nightmare that there is people who don't enjoy water! Like wtf? It's Amazing! The good old H2o 💙

2. Mint Tea : some will say the correct is mint infusion, but I like to call it tea! It's like my favorite tea ever! Its good to my digestion problems too, like what an amazing blessing 🥹. There's nothing to compare with the flavor of the fresh mint or the even stronger peppermint! I love it so much, i have 2 or 3 cups a day. ✨ offer me some mint tea and I'm a happy person on sight!

3. Coffee : Black coffee made in a french press is such a beautiful alchemy 🥲 not better coffee than a french press coffee,really.

I just in love when I can have a good brand of coffee with notes of vanilla, toffee and hazelnuts.... Sublime!

No with sugar, but with a little of agave syrup.

4. Vegan milk : For someone with lactose intolerance, you have to learn about vegan milk. There's like the amazing almond milk, great to make milkshakes and ice cream, cashew nut milk is good to cappuccinos, soy milk it's the one I love to drink a pure glass sometimes.

5. Pepsi or Red Bull : so for the sake of it's caffeine it's one or another. I can't have iced coffee, like serious, I throw the fuck up. I think it's my digestion problems,IBS, that don't let me have it, so I go with some iced Pepsi (Yes, Pepsi! I hate Coke, it tastes bad). Or I will have some of the great weird flavor of iced Red Bull.

Honor mention: I love pineapple juice or strawberry orange juice, and fresh Lemonade!!! But it's hard for me to have some fresh fruits to make it. 😁

[bobathirstaccount]

AU - Business Trip Pt 4

You meet the new sales exec at a company offsite…

Boba x fem!reader, lite smut

***

“Oh, hi,” he said casually. You smiled, getting hot but trying your best to Be Normal. Everything is fine, you told yourself, feeling as if you were on fire. You were so flustered.

He smiled at you and turned back to the conversation he was having with a new salesperson. It seemed to be about a potential lead. You were about to walk off, but Boba asked, “What do you think?”

“Huh?” You had’t heard the initial question. Trying to play it off, you commented, “Oh, I don’t know anything about sales. Just ask me about spreadsheets.”

They both laughed congenially. You grinned and joined the conversation. You felt like Boba was inching towards you, but couldn’t totally tell.

“Well, let’s head to breakfast, the buffet is finally open.”

You laughed, “It was only five minutes late.”

”Yeah, but I’m starving,” Boba winked at you and took off for the line. His new employee followed behind, trying to get a few more minutes of his time. You trailed behind casually, not wanting to seem overeager. But you wanted to talk to Boba so badly. Especially about what had happened last night. You had woken alone to a text from him.

-good morning ☀️i had some work to do so i left. can’t wait 2 c u later today

You were insanely giddy, and had text your friend instantly.

-bitch wake up. i have news. we need to TALK in PRIVATE

-wtf happend. Omg SO HUNGOVER. Im dying, i think. Girl help.

You had ended up going to her room to help her get ready. She was in a bad way, casually puking into a trash can as you two girl talked.

“So anyway, then he actually came to my room.”

”What?? Let me get this straight: you sent him a naked photo and he showed up at your door? What happened?” She got too excited and started puking again. You waited until she had wiped her mouth, then continued.

“Well, I blurred it but yeah it was a spicy pic. Anyway, so he showed up.” You paused for dramatic effect. Your friend’s eyes widened in anticipation. “So I answered the door naked.”

“You did not!” She started puking again.

Smiling smugly, you confirmed, “I totally did. So he ended up coming in, and, uh… staying for awhile.”

She was still puking, but managed, “You guys totally fucked.”

You nodded smugly.

“Girl you fuckin’ hoe! I love you.” She stopped puking. “Okay, I need a shower and to brush my teeth like ten times. Can you put together a respectable outfit in the meantime?”

You agreed and started to rummage through her luggage as she sluggishly got to her feet. You had called to her before heading down to try to find Boba, “You can do it! I left everything on the bed for you. See you down there.”

”Hey, there you are, babe.” You turned to see your friend in the outfit you’d put together.

“Nice taste in clothing,” You joked.

She grinned, “Thanks, that means a lot.” Leaning in closer, she whispered, “I think I’m gonna drop dead before we hit the buffet.”

You returned quietly, “We’re two people away from it.”

”Yeah, two too many. I regret everything I ever did in my life to get to this point. I dunno how I’m going to live through the break out sessions we’re gonna have today.”

You laughed, “Get a ton of coffee and some greasy food in you. You took some Ibuprofen, right?” You grabbed a plate. You were at the front of the line. Handing it to your sick friend, you casually grabbed a second one for yourself. Grabbing some food, you commented, “See, here we are, getting food and you’re alive. So dramatic,” You teased.

”Ugh, bitch.” She said lowly, throwing food on her plate. You laughed good naturedly and went to the next station.

***

Lunch. Finally. You tried to find both your friend and Boba. Instead you found the rest of your team. “Oh, let’s eat together,” one of them politely suggested.

“I. Uh, have prior plans,” you started.

He laughed, “Well, Ms. Popular, sorry to stand in the way of your socializing.” He winked, “Just kidding, I’ll see you at that break out session later. I think I saw your name on the roster.”

“Sounds great,” you smiled; he was a nice guy. Then you took off to look for Boba. …and your friend.

You found Boba engaged in a one-on-one conversation with Miss BP. You respectfully hung back and searched the crowd for your buddy. They were probably talking about the break out session. Or some kind of work thing. Probably. You glanced over. She was laughing and putting her hand lightly on his forearm. You turned away. Omigosh, you thought. Hoe. Then you remembered you had fucked him last night and gently laughed to yourself.

“There you are. Please help me write my obituary during lunch. I’m dying. I think I smell like vodka. I need another shower. And, some mouth wash.”

You wrapped an arm around her and turned towards lunch. “Let’s get you some food, then hopefully we’ll have time to go to your room to recuperate for a bit.”

You walked past Boba and Miss Beaty Pageant. They didn’t seem to notice you. You decided not to take it personally; this was a work event after all. “What a whore, chatting him up like that,” Your friend muttered to you when you got to the buffet line. You giggled, “What am I then?”

”A respectable woman who sends tasteful, blurred nudes. But still gets the man.” She laughed too loudly. Someone turned around to see what was So Funny. She shushed herself and apologized. Then she continued, “Anyway, GOD I hope we have enough time to go to my room.” The line moved a bit. “This bitch of a line better move. My goodness. Or I’ll die in front of everyone,” she threatened mildly.

Laughing to each other, you chatted until you found an empty table. Setting your food down, you were immediately joined by some other people who had no idea where to sit. You politely engaged them in conversation, not wanting them to feel unwelcome. Lunch passed. Your friend excused the both of you to her room. “We’ve got some work we gotta get to before the next break-out,” she lied. You nodded, “Mhm. Well, very nice to meet all of you. See you around!” You both beelined for the elevator.

***

”Hi, there, looks like we’re both in this session,” Boba pulled his chair up to yours. You grinned, “Wow. What a coincidence.”

”We haven’t talked in forever,” he commented, looking around.

”Did you get your work done in the morning?”

”Yeah. I got an email at 3AM I had to do some research for and respond to right away. Probably will amount to nothing, but we’ll see.” He shrugged.

“Well, I got some really good sleep,” you smiled.


“Hm, that’s good to hear. I need a nap or something, I uh, didn’t get much sleep myself…”

Before you could respond with some subtle mention of last night, you heard a familiar voice, “Well, hey there! Funny seeing you here, stranger,” Miss BP addressed Boba.

“Oh! What a weird coincidence,” he said warmly. He introduced the two of you. You both sized each other up as you exchanged hellos. Boba either didn’t notice or decided not to comment. He continued, “Cross functional meeting we’re having here. Cool.”

You smiled, smitten with him. She seemed to be having the same reaction. What a Bitch, you grimly thought. The session started and the three of you sat back.

***

-what you up to?

You were in your friend’s bed watching TV while she took a third shower.

-i’m 📺

-cool. Can i come watch w you?

Your heart leapt.

-i’m in my friend’s room. Lemme see if we can have a party

-okay.

You ran to the bathroom. Opening the unlocked bathroom door, you shouted in, “Bitch! I need to ask you something RIGHT NOW.”

***

The knock on the door came sooner than the two of you thought. Your friend was still in a towel. “Fuck my life!” She exclaimed as the two of you struggled to throw together an outfit for her. She pulled on some pants and fought with a button down shirt. You helped her, calling out, “I’m coming!”

”Just like you did last night, you nasty skank,” she laughed. You giggled as you ran to the door. Opening it, you launched into your explanation, “Sorry, wardrobe malfunction.”

You were presented with Boba, who was offering you two bottles: one of vodka and one of cranberry juice. “It’s what I could find on short notice,” he commented as you stood to the side to let him in.

Your friend called out, “Oh, you’re here to kill me!” Upon seeing the booze. He laughed, “Cranberry only for you, miss. You sorta uh, smell like vodka.”

“I knew it.” She sighed, sitting on the bed. You hurriedly grabbed three glasses as your friend channel surfed. Boba sat on the little sofa and poured generous drinks for the two of you. For your friend, he poured a tall glass of cranberry only. You passed the cranberry to her. Clinking glasses with Boba, you sipped your libation politely as you sat down on the sofa next to him. It was very small. Perfect.

She stopped on a porno channel that was blocked by the hotel. “Don’t even make a joke!” You called out, nearly spilling your beverage. Your friend and Boba laughed in unison. “You know me so well,” she continued channel surfing.

Boba turned to you, “Uh, how do I get in contact with HR?” You laughed, “I think you’d report me over her…”

He grinned, “I’m only gonna report unwelcome advances…”

“Omigosh you hoes,” she commented, sipping her cranberry.

Boba laughed, then inched towards you on the sofa so that your legs touched gently. “She knows, huh.”

”Girl talk, my dude,” she explained for you.

He grinned. “Welllll I guess I’m alright then, cause you invited me over.”

”Technically, you invited yourself,” you countered teasingly.

“I guess that’s true. But you accepted my offerings and let me in though,” he rebutted.

You giggled with your friend, “We did. You’re ‘alright’ then I guess.”

“That’s good to hear,” he sipped his drink.

You felt a ripple of tension in the air, just for a moment. You looked over at him. He was eyeing you intensely. Feeling hot and bothered, you sipped your drink to try to calm down. But the alcohol went to your brain and you said, “In fact, I rate you higher than ‘alright.’”

Your friend giggled darkly, “I gotta uh, pee.” She jumped up and ran into the bathroom. Boba was still looking at you. He set his drink down and leaned over. Grabbing your knee, he quickly slid his hand up your thigh. Kissing you, he pushed you back into the sofa pillow.

“I’d fuck you right here if she wasn’t in the bathroom,” he purred into your ear. You started to mumble about a quickie, but his phone rang. “Shit, that’s work… do I have to answer it?” He ground his thick cock into your pussy. Remembering how it felt last night, you wrapped your legs around him. He started to rut into you, groaning your name softly. His phone stopped ringing. Relieved, you whispered, “Fuck me, I need to feel your cock in me.” Grunting, his hand went for his pants. His phone rang again. “Shit.” He paused, uncertain.

It continued ringing. “Shit.” He sat up. Sighing, he composed himself, then answered, “Hi, what’s up?”

You laid there, ready to be ravished and trying to not overhear the conversation.

“Oh, nothing… just hanging out with some of our colleagues, you know.” He paused while the caller apparently spoke.

“Oh, I dunno, we’re in someone’s room. I don’t think I can invite people.” You sat up, worried. Boba continued to evade, “Well what time is it? We only have 20 minutes until closing session today anyway. How about I see you there?” You composed yourself and took a sip of your drink.

“Okay, bye. Okay. Can’t wait. Bye.” He hung up.


“Hm. We should check on your friend… she’s been in there for a minute.”

”She’s probably puking,” you laughed.

He smiled, “Poor thing. She’s really hanging in there, though. Tough.”

You smiled back. He rubbed your knee. “See you both at dinner? I, uh… wanna go to the bar with you ladies afterwards, again. If you want.”

“Totally,” you got hot and shy. He laughed, “Well don’t volunteer her just yet, she’s still reeling from last night.”

His phone rang again. It was a different ringtone. “That’s the CEO ring tone, I really gotta take this one,” he stood, grabbing the remote to mute the TV. You got up and went to the bathroom while he answered with a chipper greeting.

You knocked on the door. Your friend opened it up. “Omigosh, what happened,” she whispered. You pushed yourself inside and closed the door. “He’s on the phone with our CEO now. Before someone else called him, he’s gonna sit with them during the closing session. But then he wants to have dinner and drinks with us,” you ended, pleased.

“Oh shit, I don’t think I can handle drinks again,” she muttered.

”Okay, we’ll just give you juice like this time,” you returned, “Please come.”

”Alright, but I’m not 3. No juice; I’ll take a soda or something adult. Just… nonalcoholic.”

You nodded, but before you could speak there was a knock at the door. You opened it a crack, “What’s the password?”

“Girl power?”

You all laughed before he apologized, “I gotta run, I gotta meet with the CEO for a couple minutes before closing session. See you for dinner?”

“You betcha,” Your friend blurted out.

“Cool. Okay see you then.” He was out the door in a flash, in a hurry.

“Okay. So, did you or did you not make out?”

You turned to her, “Well.”

She laughed triumphantly, “I knew it… he was all of a sudden really hot for you. It was totally noticeable.”

You got hot again. “Really?”

“Yup. Anyway, let’s head down. I want to grab a seat in the back row so we can be first to grab a nice table. I want one by the fountain; it’ll be So Romantic you know?”

”Especially with you there,” you laughed.

“Shut up, B—, I’m getting you laid again.”

“Love you,” you smiled. “Let’s head out.”

***

Boba ended up having a dinner meeting with the CEO and COO. He had text his apologies.

-still drinks later though? 🥺

You smiled before showing it to your friend. You discussed what to say before you typed back.

-totally. come and find our twosome and make it a threesome

“Was that too much?” You looked at her.

She smiled mischievously over her plate. “Too late now. Look, you sent him a nude photo already. It’s more than fine.”

-i like your math. C u later 🥂

You both smiled at his response. “He’s so cute,” she commented before going off to grab you both desserts. It was donuts and you both loved glazed more than anything.

***

You were on your second drink. Your friend coached you, “Okay. See Miss BP over there? You gotta text him and tell him where we are. That way he comes right over here, rather than looking around and potentially seeing her. She’ll totally rope him into sitting at that table.”

You nodded. “Okay, what do I say?” You slurred.

-we’re in the back of the bar, next to the neon sign. We got you a drink. It’s a surprise.

“Now seal the deal, send him another nude.” She ordered a fancy drink with a straw and pineapple slice for him.

Slightly tipsy, you took her utterly seriously. You scrolled your camera roll for a full minute before selecting one of you in lingerie. You only had taken them because you had been pleasantly surprised by the online purchase. The bra and panties set fit like they were tailored for you.

You edited it to give it a nice, subtle vignette. You sent it.

“Did you really send one?” She sounded astonished. “Damn, you are really surprising me here.”

You shrugged and stared at your phone, waiting for a response.

The surprise drink came. You took a photo of it and sent it to him as well. You added another invitation.

-cum 4 me

You sipped your drink while your friend demanded to see what you’d just sent him.


“I saw you hit send, now show me what filth you’ve sent.”

Suddenly your phone buzzed.


“Ah, is it him, shit, omigosh okay stay calm,” she babbled.

“Sip your juice,” you commented as you checked the message.

-stop it ur making me hard af 🥵

Smiling smugly, you finished your drink. Your friend ordered you a water. Gratefully, you drank it while you both reread the conversation. “You whore,” she commented lovingly, “I’m so fuckin’ proud of you.”

A new message arrived.

-i had to excuse myself 2 bathroom… u r so bad i love it

-im cumming… lol. C u very soon. 🏃‍♂️

“Omigosh.” Your friend started talking up a storm, speaking in low, excited tones. You listened as you hydrated yourself. You wanted to be ready for one more drink before Boba arrived.

You both casually turned towards the bar entrance when you had softly exclaimed, “Oh!” Upon seeing him enter. He looked straight at you. Your friend waved. He made his way over hurriedly. You eyed Miss BP out of the corner of your eye. She was trying to get his attention. He either didn’t notice or was feigning ignorance. You grinned to yourself and ordered a third drink.

Boba laughed when presented with his drink. “Alright, this looks good. I’ll try it.” He pulled up a barstool and sat between the two of you.

“Everything okay? Those meetings seemed pretty serious.”

Boba sipped his drink. “Yeah, just a new client that was unexpected. So we had to discuss positioning. And now I’m giving a 30 minute Powerpoint tomorrow at 1PM.”

”Oooh, fuck. Brutal,” Your friend commented.

“I know. I’m… not very excited about it, but it’s really my first chance to show what I can do so I gotta be good. Only this one lovely drink, then I’m heading up to prepare for this damn thing.”

You both commiserated with him for a few minutes before he changed the topic. You debated pros and cons of remote work. Eventually his drink was gone. He excused himself, “Goodnight, ladies. I have a couple hours of work ahead of me tonight. I need it ready by 10AM for everyone to review. Wish me luck!”

You swooned after him as your friend wished him luck. With that he was off. You sat back and ordered another water. While you waited, your friend tugged on your arm. “Miss BP! She’s gone! Did she leave with him??”

Your eyes grew wide. No.

[stonerzelda]

Sigheth the coffee i made is so bad bcos i thought if i cleaned my old ass coffeemaker itd be fine but alas. It tastes like burnt blood man wtf 😔 so no coffer plus its kinda late for a shower beer since im 1 drink plastered these days lol o well

[theliterarywolf]

When I was 12,and I looked 12, I bought a creme brulee coffee at Starbucks. Besides it tasting burnt, it also had a real punch of alcohol in it. It was so bad, my breath tasted like alcohol forever. Like WTF? I've never even heard of creme brulee normally containing alcohol???

Hm, I wouldn't doubt there being some alcohol-adjacent ingredients in the creme brulee syrup.

Like, not for getting drunk but for stability and preservation purposes.

I never got around to tasting anything creme brulee during my time there, so I can't vouch one way or another for this.

[yooniivrse]

the way your pl include cas i love you even more! i love their band so bad i went to their concert 😭 anyway here are my recommendations you could add heavenly(my personal fav),falling in love by cas, daylight and lover by taylor swift, brooklyn baby, say yes to heaven and art deco by lana del ray, until i found you by stephen sanchez, those eyes by new west, here with me by d4vd, snowfall by oneheart&reidenshi, too sweet by hozier, into you by ariana grande and since christmas is coming maybe these; all i want for christmas is you by mariah carey, christmas tree and snow flower by our taehyung also his white christmas collaboration with bing crosby when it comes out i bet it’s going to be so good 🎄✨

STOP UR SO LUCKY 😖 i’ve wanted to go to one of their concerts for the longest time, but i wasn’t able to get tickets last time they came to my country :(( i actually wrote my first drabble on here (bitter coffees) listening to their songs in repeat.

ur music taste is saur good wtf, i’m gonna run and add all of these songs to the playlist rn 🏃‍♀️‍➡️ TYSM FOR THE RECS ANGEL <333