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no judgement here, i ask because iâm genuinely curious!! and if you would like to please elaborate why/how/who with in the tags :) and if youâre interested in exploring a higher level of content than you currently do, shoot me an ask!
#for myself: i clear all raid/strike/fractal cms weekly including ht/tof#mostly with [VL] Void Lounge#i love the ego boost of doing super hard content; solving the puzzle and knowing im playing at my best. also the rewards are really good#gw2#guild wars 2
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he just sat there like a sad little babyđ
#he scraped his knee trying to do a backflip off the monkey bars#scream cried for 20 minutes until he wore himself out#and then his mum was like âyou done?â#he said yeah#now he's getting a plaster#mum promised ice cream if he stops screaming#so now he's behaving himself#he wants strawberry#mum said he can have a flake and sprinkles with it as a reward for being so brave#he's a very brave boy :)#might try to do the backflip again later though#correction#will definitely do it again#the daily grind đŞ#cm punk#bad blood
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everyone has been posting such high quality stuff in the tag recently. not me tho. im here to post a rasputin thirst trap.
#corto maltese#i love him and corto equally but it's kinda more rewarding when i pull off a good ras#thank U Pratt 4 THE insane gay rep of all time#also here im imagining he stole cortos clothes actually and he's showing off. what are U showing off bro..#if U could see his lower legs ud see the 20 extra cms size difference show in crumbled bell bottoms
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LMAO OOPS.
IT'S PILOT!CALEB OK. I'VE MADE IT CLEAR THAT I SIMP FOR HIM HARD IN THIS OUTFIT. IT'S NOT A SECRET. FINE, FINE, SO I'LL HAVE 3 CALEB PLUSHIES, BUT ONE IS COMING TO WORK WITH ME AS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CALEB LMAO
#x â personal ââ
#this is my reward for working 11.5 hours last saturday on top of doing an additional 4 hours overtime đ#speaking of which......#i need to be up in 4.5 hrs........#i was just gonna confirm my receipt to the sellers đ#and then i saw him#in all of his 10 cm glory#đ#sighs
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The funniest thing about CM Punks firing is the roster split is being rescinded proving the only reason it happened in the first place was because CM Punk was dictating who he wanted there
#im not sure its a good idea to merge rosters again tbh but#better than rewarding his bad behaviour again#cm punk#aew
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watching minimal loss as a treat for finishing my project
#itâs like a reward#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds 4x3#cm 4x3#criminal minds#spencer reid#margot speaks
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CM Punk has oldest sister energy⌠i couldnât explain this if i tried but i FEEL it
#itâs the all work no reward energy maybe#he is for all the girls who were parentified and have fallen apart as adults as a result#if u know what i mean⌠you understand this#wwe#cm punk
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#reward: audio file of me crying#donât ask me about the crop job#had to put the baby horse back into the rented cushioned hut#cm punk#meme
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Finally finished Virtue's Last Reward and I... still can't... add K... to the F/O list......
#BECAUSE IS STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE FUCK HE IS WHAT THE FUCK#BUT FUCK IT GTM-CM-G-OLM IS GETTING ON THE F/O LIST#THE COCKNEY ROBOT CAN GET IT#WHY IS HIS NAME KYLE WHY IS HIS NAME KYLE WHO THE HELL IS HE AND WHY IS HIS NAME KYLE#I thought..... I was so sure.......... He 'saw the letter K'.... His dad's name is Sigma.... Phi..........#He should have been Kappa he should have been Kappa#He's gonna be in the next game which I'm so excited for but also what the hell does THAT mean#As WHO#HIS BODY ONLY EXISTS IN THE FUTURE#Zero Time Dilemma I've heard is WAY more horror than the last two#Which is EXCITING sense Quark didn't come to harm ONCE in Virtue's Last Reward#Nothing against a horror series that sticks to the invisible kid thing it's just a little boring to me#There's a VERY cute kid in Zero Time Dilemma and I expect to be stressed for their well being at ALL times#Anyway... I dunno when I'll get to play Zero Time Dilemma but it does look VERY cool#Here's hoping it's not TOO long from now#Merry Sigma gets fucking kidnapped and forced into a timeloop day everyone
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Hi! Just wanna raise some awareness here because South America is on fucking fire and I need to see more people talking about this.
Source: RSOE EDIS x
Im just going to talk about the ones i'm closest to, but if you know about these fires, feel free to add in the reblogs!
Chile
In Chile there's (up to Feb 5) 160 wild fires, of which 40 are still trying to be controlled by authorities. The president, Gabriel Boric, has declared State of Emergency in the whole country, and theres a Red Alert Code in most part of the country.
Isla de ChiloĂŠ, Southern Chile (900 km away from Santiago de Chile)
This is a (recently controlled) fire that lasted a week, but many neighborhoods were burnt to the ground.


The whole South is in red alert for constant sudden fires that spread quickly due to the lack of rain and the elevated temperatues in the zone. Just today, two fires had to be controlled in the main land next to this island, and more are being reported in the Los Lagos region. This is added to the "controlled" intentional fires that farmers make to clean their fields of old crops along the Central-South parts of the country, mostly surrunding the main route, Ruta 5, that connects the whole country, thus making it hard to see and breathe because of the smoke. (flashnews, most of them get out of control quickly.)
Valparaiso/ViĂąa del Mar, Central Chile (100 km away from Santiago de Chile)

A fire that started on Friday 2nd and grew exponentially because of the wind and the dry, hot climate. More than 100 people are dead, with 70 unrecognized bodies and other 400 that have dissapeared. At least 30000 people that have lost everything to the fire.
There's massive evacuations from this and the neighboring city, ViĂąa Del Mar.
This is said to be the second most deadly fire in the century, surpased by Australia in 2009.
45000+ hectares that include land and neighborhoods have been burnt down.
I could go on about this one, so more info here and here



Argentina
Parque Los Alerces (Esquel), Chubut
The fire strarted on the 25th January, and the climate has made it hard to contain. 3000 hectares of native forest have been burnt to teh ground. It is now growing in the direction of the nearest city, Esquel. Theres been evacuations between yesterday and today (4 and 5th Febuary)
Parque Nahuel Huapi (Bariloche), RĂo Negro
The reason why im writing this. The city woke up today covered in smoke after a wildfire developed yesterday during the night. The reason? A fireplace that was not turned off in a place where people cannot disembark and can only be reached via boats.


As of now, there's not much information about the fire but hopefully the firefighters will be able to contain it before it reaches Tronador Mountain, where an ancient glaciar is.
...which leads me to the other point i wanted to talk about.
Firefighters
They volunteer to do this job.
In Argentina and Chile, firefighting is not rewarded with a salary, and most of the times they dont even have full firehouses to stay in. These people are at their houses, ready to jump into action and run to the station the second the alarm goes off.
They are neighbors, people that risk their lives and run into danger willingly, just because they want to help the community.
I felt the need to give a shout-out to these people and say:
Don't be a fucking dick, don't start fires in the woods unless it's an approved place, and if you do, TURN IT OFF.
Pour abundant water on it, and do not stop when you don't see any more flames.
Keep pouring water until the ashes don't burn/feel like room temperature in your hand if you put it 10 cm away from it, and even then, pour some more just to be sure.
No heat and no smoke mean a safely extinguished fire.
Save lives and forests.
#dont even get me started on the denial of climate change from my president#didnt wanna get political here#argentina#chile#argieposting#argieblr#soff speaks#wildfires
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A snip i need to get out of my head before bed. (Warnings pregnant reader, not proofed read, I'm so fucking tired)
Poly 141 x pregnant reader.
When you told the boys that you were pregnant, many many emotions but not one was negative towards you.
Johnny was excited, immediately thinking of names and happy that they almost have enough people for a football team (john thinks rugby would be a better sport but who is asking).
Simon who is immediately nervous due to his own family issues, he knows therapy can help with this but he'll be damn if he is ever like his father.
Kyle who is immediately thinking why it is important to know who the father is, even if he isn't the bio dad he is still gonna buy the proper hair products just in case.
John who is already crying, he is a big papa bear now and he couldn't be more happy.
Over the course of your pregnancy, the boys are literally waiting hand and foot for you.
Simon refuses to let you do anything on your own. You want to help with the nursery? No sit down and rest. You need to bend down and grab something you dropped? Nah call him even if he is at work.
John is up your ass about you doing exercises and taking your prenatal vitamins. He wakes you up at eight in the morning to do a light work out for your core muscle then makes you wind down for bed by 9 pm.
Johnny is always ready to make a snack run, even if John is against it, hell he even got back up emergency snacks in the car. Even though you all share an Alaskan king bed, reach over and shove him awake so he can do a quick errand.
Kyle is always with you when you are shopping, 100% he will agree with you on any clothing for the baby, you want the cutest expensive baby towel that is good for eczema? No problem. You think we should do cloth diapers? You're absolutely right, save nature.
When you have to get a body pillow/pregnancy pillow to support your stomach the boys are upset that they can't cuddle you without the pillow being in the way (or the little shit kicks them and it hurts you).
The boys love, LOVE it when you wear tight shirts, I mean look at that adorable bump and Jesus christ your breast have gotten so big.
Speaking of breast, Johnny is always looking at you like a kicked dog when you don't let him "help" you pump.
Please tell them when something hurts. Because these boys take everything too serious. When you started having braksion hicks, they were so paranoid. It got to a point where when you were in labor you didn't tell them untill they were 5 minutes apart. Which freaked them out, rushing you to the hospital.
The boys are 100% supportive of your birth plan, they really are.
But as soon as the contractions hit and they see your pained expression, they are immediately second guessing.
John is bluntly telling you to take the epidural.
Simon is rubbing your back telling you that there is no reward for having a natural birth.
But, you progress, practicing your breathing exercises, you've been training for this moment. You decided to bounce and roll on the yoga ball that was offered in the room, it help with the pressure.
Johnny is the one who has been trying to sneak you food, happy wife (or partner) happy life. But Kyle is nagging him how you cannot have food when you are close to labor (you're only 2 cm and it's been four hours).
Simon is encouraging you to sleep and rest, when you obviously can't Johnny is helping you recheck the diaper bag for the tenth time that night.
Kyle who is walking with you up and down the hall, purposely walking down the hall with the window where you can see the other newborns.
John who is now having panic attack, 'oh god I'm going to be a father'.
When it's finally time to start pushing, one of the nurses tries pushing out the others, thinking that John is the father. It wasn't untill your midwife told them to leave them be and that they can stay.
Simon and John who are holding your hands as you pushed, Johnny is playing with your hair to help distract you from the pain and Kyle is wiping your forehead.
When everyone hears the sharp cry that echoes in the room, the gasp is heard, when the newborn is placed on your chest, they can't help but shed a tear.
Simon and Johnny are telling you that you did an amazing job. Kyle is kissing your head, comforting your cries, John is watching the nurses every move with the newborn.
They all couldn't be more happier.
#poly 141#task force 141#141 x reader#task force 141 imagine#task force x reader#poly task force 141#johnny mactavish x reader#soap x reader#simon riley x reader#john price x reader#kyle gaz x reader#pregnant reader#fluff#cod imagine#cod x reader
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I bought a new sketchbook as a reward for passing my university exam (I still have two more to study). This sketchbook is 13 cm x 21 cm, instead of 9 cm x 14 cm like my previous sketchbook. And of course the first thing I drew was Snufkin wandering through the forest
#art#artwork#illustration#my art#traditional art#fantasy#traditional drawing#drawing#fanart#forest#snufkin fanart#moomins snufkin#snufkin#moominvalley#the moomins#moomin fanart#trees and forests#trees#sketchbook page#skechart#sketchbook art#skechbook#new sketchbook#silly little guy#goblincore#cozycore#cozy aesthetic#cozy vibes#cozy#small artist
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Can you do a pedri smut where whenever he wins mvp he gets the best head ever. If your not comfortable with that I totally get it anyways love your docs đđ
MVP STANDS FOR MOST VALUABLE PARTNER (Pedri x Reader)
warnings: smut, oral sex, lots of spanish
Masterlist
They feel so far into the past, those days in which your boyfriend was said to be made out of crystal, so injury prone that those who used to love him, wanted him to be sold.
You loved Xavi, but can't help but adore Hansi for saving the love of your life.
Tears stream down your cheeks, Rosy hugging you and Fer and Fernando celebrating, as Pedri turns to all four of you, showing off his MVP-that by now, you are used to him getting, but it always has you happily crying as he grins at you.
It takes a while, until they let you all go down to the pitch, his arms wide open as you hug into him and feel him softly kiss your head.
"EstĂĄ guapo, eh" he brags, showing off the silver trophy decorated with stars. (fancy, right?)
"Dos seguidos, el resto de centrocampistas del mundo estĂ n temblando" you nod, helding into the trophy as he passes it to you, going on to hug his parents and brother. (two in a row, the rest of the world's midfielders are trembling)
"Pues como debe ser," Fer says, giving a slight slap to his brother's neck. Pedri pouts, going back to you once again as he embraces you from the back, his cheek rubbing against yours. "Que se enteren que se ha acabado la tonterĂa, y que mi hermanito es el mejor" (as they should...let them find out that this shit is over and that my brother is the best)
His parents laugh as they agree, the three of them moving on to chat with the other players as they congratulate them. Pedri stays right there with you, kissing your cheek as you watch as the stadium slowly empties itself, enjoying the slight chillines in Barcelona's air.
His hold on you gets a bit tighter as you feel him leand down to whisper into your ear. "Ya escuchaste a Fer, soy el mejor, y por lo tanto, creo que me merezco un premio" (you heard Fer, I am the best, so, I think I deserve a reward)
You roll your eyes, yet can feel your sheeks flushing as you turn to look at him, giving the MVP trophy back, your arms around his neck, placing a small kiss on his lips. "ÂżNo te basta con el trofeo?" (the trophy is not enough?" (the trophy is not enough?)
His eyes are stuck on your lips, grinning as he shakes his head. "Ambos sabemos que el trofeo no es lo que quiero" (we both know it's not the trophy what I want)
Pedri's parents are... somewhere
Fer is out getting drunk
But none of that matters at the moment when he sounds so pretty moaning out for how well your lips feel wrapped around his cock.
His hand is on your head, trying to regain some of the control you took from him -even if you both know, he is too far gone to think at all.
"ÂĄJoder!" he groans as you take him in deeper, the tip of his cock kissing the back of your throat, your hands massaging all that doesn't fit. "TĂş si que sabes como volverme loco" (you really know how to make me go crazy)
His head pushes back as your tongue teases the vein that goes all the way down his member. His moans are loud, breathy, and you can sense he is already close by the way he pulses inside your mouth.
You let him go for a moment, hand going up and down on his length as you plase a small kiss on his tip, tongue licking out the white fluid that comes out of it. You reach down again, and his grip on your head is tight as you lick all the way down his cock, taking on of his balls inside your mouth as your hand massaes the other.
He is whining now, almost begging for you to let him cm as you go on to suck his other ball, your free hand teasing his tip as he starts uncontrollably trembling, You go on to massage his entire length again, and he is almost up on his feet as his hips chase after your touch.
"Bua, me vas a dejar seco" he groans out, his accent thick as he is starry eyed by how good you feel rewarding him on his performannce. It feels like heaven inside your mouth as you take him all the way in once again, deepthroating him as you massage his sack, spit running down the skin, balls full of release and ready to let go. (you are gonna leave me dry)
He wants it, needs it -and so do you, judging by the way you tighten your throat around him as you stare deep into his dark eyes, almost as if you are begging for his cum to go down your throat.
He is not about to deny you anything, whole body trembling as he finally lets go, release shooting down your throat as he thrusts inside. It's a long one, his world turned white as he enjoys the sweet extasis you have given him.
It takes him a while to come down from it, no longer inside your mouth, as you clean his cock up with yor tongue, hand massaging his tummy to help him relax.
But by the way he looks at you, you can tell he isn't looking forward to a relaxing time.
His cock is starting to harden again, and his fingers tease your most sensitive part.
A long night is ahead of the two of you.
#barca#fc barca#barcelona#pedri#spain nt#spanish nt#pedri imagine#pedri x reader#fc barcelona#pedri smut#pedri gonzalez
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MINE OR YOURS?

Synopsis: All you wanted was for Punk and Seth to fuck you like they agreed to but they just keep arguing instead.

AUTHORS NOTE: I got two very similar requests for Seth and Punk so I'm just compiling into one because honestly, I don't feel confident that I would have written them too differently.

CONTENT WARNINGS: double penetration, anal, possessiveness, dirty talk, piv, hair pulling, threesome

got a request? send it over to me <3

The air was thick with tension. Like a storm was brewing between the two men. You felt it, between CM Punk and Seth Rollins. Bristling, crackling, teetering on the edge of control. They are both undressed, looking at each other in a silent battle of who was going to touch you first.
You, lying between them, your bare skin warm beneath their hands, feel like the prize theyâre about to tear each other apart for.
"Can you two stop bickering and just fuck me already?" Your voice is breathless, almost impatient but the amused lilt in your tone almost betrays that deep down inside, you were enjoying their fight for dominance.
Seth was the first one too touch you, grinning like a man who just won the lottery as his fingers ghosted over the curve of your hip, then lower in a teasing touch.
"You hear that PunkâŚ" Seth spoke, but not looking at him as he was too busy looking at your naked form between them, "She wants you to behave,"
Punk scoffed. His hand slides under your thigh, fingers digging into the soft flesh there, possessive in his own way. His lips find the sensitive skin of your neck, his stubble grazing your skin in a way that makes you shiver.
"Clearly she's talking about you, asshole,"
You arch against them, hips pressing into the heat of their bodies, needing more.
Seth kissed you collarbone, once twice a few times with the intent of marking you. However, it didn't stop the fighting words between them.
"Maybe she wants a real man,"
Punk growls low in his throat, "You keep talking like that and I'll make you regret it,"
But neither of them lets go of you. Instead, their hands explore; Punkâs rough and sure, tracing the dip of your spine to the lushness of your ass, kneading, teasing. Seth, silkier in his approach, trailing up your ribs, fingers ghosting over the fullness of your breasts, circling, coaxing.
Two opposing forces.
One all fire and control, the other smouldering heat and wild intensity and youâre the battleground.
"Enough," you say, exasperated but burning from their hands, their mouths, the way they fight over you without ever stepping away. Your fingers curl into Punkâs short dark hair, yanking him down to kiss you hard, rough,a punishment and a reward all in one.
And just as his tongue slides against yours, his teeth nipping at your lower lip, Seth presses up against you, laughing over your shoulder, âDidnât say you could have her all to yourself, old man,â
Pank snarled at the interruption, but it was too late as Seth was already replacing his lips with his own, devouring you as if trying to do his best to erase the taste of punk from your mouth. The contrast is intoxicating, one kiss sharp and demanding, the other deep and claiming.
Punkâs grip tightens on your thighs, spreading you wider as he drags his teeth down your throat, leaving a mark, staking his claim. Seth, not to be outdone, slides his hands lower, fingers skimming the slick heat between your legs, smug at what he finds.
"Look at that," Seth murmurs against your jaw, pressing his body tight against yours. "She likes being fought over."
Punk, teeth bared, grips Sethâs wrist before he can move further.
"Donât get ahead of yourself."
His grip on your thigh tightens, fingers pressing into the soft flesh as he yanked your legs apart, spreading you open. His cock is already hard, thick and flushed at the tip, twitching against your slick heat. Heâs fucking furious at Seth, at the situation, at how much he wants to claim you first, but you know that anger is only fuel.
SethâŚreally enjoyed stirring the pot though.
âGuess sheâs got us both worked up,â
He murmurs, his hands roaming, palms smoothing over your curves. He cups your breasts, thumbs rolling over your nipples, teasing them into stiff peaks as his cock nudges against the curve of your ass, hot and insistent.
Punk doesnât claim you with words. Instead, he grabs you by the jaw, forcing you to face him before crashing his lips to yours, teeth, tongue in a messy claiming kiss. His stubble scraping against your skin, as his other head slides down, past your navel until his fingers part your slick folds. He groans when he found you were absolutely dripping, his middle finger slipping through the wetness before pressing his finger against your clit.
âLook at her,â Punk growled, rubbing slow tight circles around your swollen bud, breath ragged, âSheâs fucking soaked,â
Seth chuckles, his fingers trailing down your stomach, meeting Punkâs at your cunt. "Maybe if you werenât so busy posturing, sheâd already be full of cock."
That sets Punk off. He shoves Sethâs hand away, gripping your thighs, pulling you on top of him and then onto his cock in one smooth, punishing thrust. Your back arches, a broken moan leaving your lips as the stretch burns, heâs thick, filling you to the hilt, the force of it making your breath catch.
Seth got onto his knees, watching you having no choice but to take Punkâs cock. His hands squeezing your hips as Punk pulls back and thrusts in again, deep and brutal. You couldnât help the noises you were making at Punk left you with no choice but to take it as he kept thrusting up inside of you. Seth moved behind you, pressing his cock against the curve of your ass.
"Greedy little slut, taking him so well."
Your body jolts with every snap of Punkâs hips, his cock hitting that spot inside you that makes your legs tremble. But it isnât enough, not when Seth is right there, hard and eager, his length sliding against the slickness of your ass, teasing you with what he isnât giving yet.
âI wanna feel her tooâŚâ
Punk grits his teeth, gripping your waist tighter. "Then make yourself useful and stretch her open."
And Seth was always one for rising to the challenge. A dark chuckle could be heard from behind you along with some shuffling. You didnât turn around to see what Seth was doing. You couldnât when Punk reached up to kiss you just as filthy and messy as he did before. You didnât notice when Seth was back behind you and only noticed when you felt his hand spread your ass apart.
âFuckâŚyouâre gonna be so full of cock,â Seth murmurs, leaning forward and biting one of your ass cheeks before he pressed one of your fingers against your other tight hole. You couldnât help the way your eyes rolled back. You already felt so full was just taking Punk inside of you. Your breath stutters as Seth pushes in deeper, his free hand kneading your breast, rolling your nipple between his fingers. The stretch burns, but the way theyâre handling you, controlling, claiming, it only makes the need coil tighter in your stomach.
Seth adds another finger inside of you, working you open slowly and delicately. This was a contrast to the way Punk was grabbing your hips and fucked you harshly. His fingers press bruises into your thighs as he picks up the pace, each thrust slamming deep, making you gasp as pleasure and pain blend together. His cock stretches you wide, thick and unrelenting, dragging against your walls with every stroke.
Seth presses his teeth into your shoulder, groaning as he pulls his fingers free. "You ready for me?" he taunts, lining the head of his cock against your tight hole, pushing forward inch by inch, the burn making you tremble as he stretches you open alongside Punk.
Your hands scramble against Punkâs chest, nails digging in as you whimper from the sheer overwhelming fullness.
"Shit, look at her," Punk groans, watching your lips part, eyes glassy as you take both. "She was made for thisâŚmade for taking our cocks,â
Sethâs breathing was ragged, his fingers holding your hips like a lifeline as he bottoms out in your ass, âSheâs squeezing the life out of meâŚâ
Chuckling darkly, Punk wraps his arms around you, pulling you closer to him as he snaps his hips up hard.
âYou just need to be fucked right, donât you?â
You didnât answer.
You couldnât answer.
Not with how full you were right now.
Punk growls against your ear, his breath hot and ragged as he feels you clench around both of them. His cock throbs inside your soaked cunt, gripped so tightly itâs almost punishing, while Seth groans behind you, his own cock stretching your ass wide, forcing you to take every thick inch of him.
They surprisingly find it in themselves to work together. Funny how both being inside of you is making them be civil.
They move in tandem. Punk dragging out slow, deep thrusts, letting you feel every inch before slamming back in, while Seth rolls his hips in smooth, measured strokes, pushing deeper, claiming more. Your body is trapped between them, hands scrabbling at Punkâs shoulders, nails biting into skin, but you have no control.
âFuck,â Seth mutters against your shoulder, his teeth scraping against your sweat slick skin, âSheâs a fucking dream taking us like this,â
Punk could only grunt in response, watching the way your tits bounce with each thrust from them. The way your body was trembling, like if you werenât being held up you would just fall on top of him.
Punk growls, watching your face twist with overstimulation. âYou canât help it, can you? Getting ruined by two cocks, stuffed so full, fuckââ
The pleasure is unbearable, relentless, the friction between them leaving you raw, used, and desperate for more. Every drag of their cocks inside you sends another shockwave through your nerves, building that unbearable pressure in your gut.
Sethâs fingers tighten in your hair, yanking your head back, forcing you to look him in the eyes. âYou wanna cum, sweetheart?â
You couldnât form words. Your words came out broken because you just couldnât say anything. Not when Seth is slamming into you, burying himself right down to the hilt, his grip on your waist unrelenting, his cock stretching you out completely in sync with Punkâs thrusts.
âOh, sheâs getting closeâŚâ Seth taunted, suddenly letting go of your hair as it lulls back into place.
You jolted back to life when Punk slapped your clit lightly, âThen cum. Cum while we fuck you open,â
The command sends you over the edge. You break between them, body going rigid. It was like bombs detonating as pleasure shot through your core explosively as you went deadly tight around both. For a moment, you forget where you are as your vision blurs, all you hear your desperate moans and the grunting of the men inside you, fucking you through your aftershocks.
Punk grits his teeth, his thrusts turning erratic as he buries himself deep, spilling inside you with a sharp, broken curse. Seth isnât far behind, his grip going bruising-tight as he slams in one last time, groaning as he fills you to the brim.
They hold you between them, chests heaving, your body limp and used, sweat-damp and shaking.
And even as they catch their breath, their hands are still on you, tracing, claiming, making sure you remember exactly who you belong to.

#seth rollins x reader#seth rollins smut#seth rollins fanfiction#cm punk x reader#cm punk smut#cm punk fanfiction#wwe fanfiction#wwe fic#wwe smut#wwe imagine
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1 - Orchids & Knots
Aaron Hotchner x bau!reader
Genre: fluff
Summary: A young profiler, recently recruited by Jason Gideon, joins the BAU and works with experienced agents, including Hotch and Rossi, on a challenging case involving a methodical killer. Despite initial nervousness, you start to bond with Hotch through wit and shared work ethic, revealing unexpected personal sides along the intense investigation.
Warnings: Usual CM case described in detail, hideous use of one bedroom trope, Gissi implied as a joke
Word Count: 4.1k
Dado's Corner: first part of the upcoming series! Still have no clue of how many parts it could have, just expect a very slow burn. My other fic - Symposium (definitely not platonic love) - is part of the same universe, hence why reader is still a philosophy enthusiast. You can enjoy this pilot as its own or read it before or after Symposium. You do you. Again, I'm aware there might be some mistakes as English isn't my first language so bear with me.
part zero - reading optional, but strongly advised ; part two

Everyone who knew you had assumed you'd take an academic route in your professional life, perhaps becoming a professor or researcher, but something you couldnât explain had always pulled you toward the darker corners of human behavior.
You weren't satisfied with just understanding the human mind, you wanted to see what happened when it broke.
Now, you were standing still on the elevator on your way to meet Jason Gideon, the legend who had recruited you after being impressed by your sharp mind during a lecture he held at the academy.
Maybe it was because of your passion to philosophy that made you a natural curious person, always asking â sometimes asking way too many â questions, never taking anything for granted.
After that lecture you understood that profiling was a subject that rewarded what many considered to be one of your most annoying flaws. Hence why another reason you probably decide to follow that specific path, out of all the others: you wanted to prove everyone wrong.
What many didnât see though - and most of the times you didnât even realise yourself - is that you questioned yourself and your decisions more than anything else. Although for once, trusting more your instincts rather than your reasoning to decide to work at the Bureau, somehow sweetly felt right.
âY/N, right?â A deep voice cut through your thoughts. You turned to see Gideon standing beside a tall man, impeccably dressed in a tailored suit. His expression appeared stoic, yet his eyes - sharp and calculated - were the most striking feature about him, even more than the smoke coming from his ears as he was focusing all of his energies on you to read through your façade.
As you entered the barely lit bullpen, the weight of the moment hit you. The room was filled with agents, all seasoned professionals busy with their work, pouring over case files, dissecting behavioral patterns, and speaking in hushed tones about suspects and profiles. Their years of experience were palpable, but instead of shrinking, you felt a quiet resolve. You were aware you had something unique to offer - not to be cocky about it - and Gideon clearly thought so too, otherwise you wouldnât be there.
You were trying your best to be as neutral as possible but you couldnât deny you immediately felt a wave of adrenaline coursing through you. Knowing you were standing before one most formidable profilers the FBI had ever known and next to him the one you hypothesised to be the Bureauâs next rising star. There wouldnât be any other plausible reasons for him to stand so close to Gideon otherwise, you thought.
âYes, sir,â you responded, willing yourself to keep calm. Gideon had introduced you to the mystery man next to him â SSA Aaron Hotchner â or you-can-call-me-Hotch; For a moment you felt so uncool for not having a nickname yourself.
Hotch studied you further for a moment, his face unreadable, but you could tell he was intrigued. His nod was brief, but it felt like a form of acknowledgment.
Gideon smiled warmly. âGood to see you again, Y/N. Iâve been just telling Hotch here about your academic work, very impressive stuff. Iâm sure the mix of philosophy, linguistics and psychology will give you quite of a unique lens for profiling.â
âWelcome to the team,â Hotch said simply, though his tone carried weight. With just a sentence he made sure to remind you that you werenât just another recruit, you were expected to contribute. You hoped his remark would just point out at the overall high expectations everyone had of you, instead of him questioning your presence here due to your young age, less than a week passed from your 21st birthday.
"Thank you," you said, trying to balance out with professionalism. "Iâm eager to get started."
Gideon gestured for you to follow him. "Come on, thereâs someone else I want you to meet. David Rossi."
Your heart raced. David Rossi, the legend who had co-founded the BAU with the man standing next to you. The picture of you working with him felt surreal. As you, Hotch, and Gideon made your way to Rossiâs office, you could feel Hotchâs eyes still occasionally flicking toward you, still assessing, still quiet. His silence felt deliberate, as though he wanted to see how you carried yourself before making any judgments.
When you entered Rossiâs office, he looked up from his desk, his dark eyes locking onto yours. His presence was formidable, the kind of aura that came from decades of experience. For a brief moment, you felt like he was already profiling you, dissecting every nuance of your appearance and demeanor. Then, his face broke into a bright grin, and he stood, extending his hand.
"So, youâre the philosophy kid," Rossi said, his voice gruff but warm. "Gideonâs been talking your ear off about you."
Philosophy kid, as if you didnât feel odd enough.
You shook his hand. "Thatâs me. Nice to meet you, Agent Rossi."
You smiled at that, already feeling some of the tension ebbing away in his presence. There was something about Rossiâs bluntness that was oddly reassuring. He was a man who spoke his mind, no pretense, no games.
"Dave," he corrected, flashing a grin. "âAgent Rossiâ makes me sound like I could be your nonno. You can call me Dave."
"So, Gideon tells me you speak sixteen languages?" Rossi asked, raising an eyebrow. "How come? Ever consider becoming a spy?"
"Bisnonno" He quickly grinned, you had just entered his office and already flexing your Italian, he teased you first though. "Got it, Dave.". If there would have been one thing you had learnt throughout the brief 2 minutes youâve been working at the BAU, is that profilers were no joke about their nicknames.
You laughed softly. "I was raised in a bilingual household, I have a thing for languages"
Hotch, who had been quiet up until now, finally spoke. "Itâll definitely come in handy in the field. We deal with a lot of international cases."
His voice was calm, measured. Although you had read his file; Hotch wasnât just any profiler - he was methodical, relentless, and someone who had climbed the ranks through sheer dedication. His seriousness wasnât arrogance, but a reflection of his deep commitment to the job.
Rossi leaned back slightly, his eyes now flicking over your outfit, your well-fitted total black three-piece suit. âIâll say, I didnât expect someone at 21 to show up looking more polished than half of the bureau. You sure youâre not here to give a lecture?â
You chuckled, feeling some of the tension melt away. "This is just my definition of business casualâ
Gideon smiled but quickly shifted back to business. âI brought the two of you here in Daveâs office because we just got a tough caseâ He says gesturing towards you and Hotch âAnd I want all of us to be working together in on itâ.
Rossi laughed, clearly enjoying your response. "Gideon, I think you found someone who might out-dress me."
Normally at the BAU they would either work solo or in pairs, sometimes they would even assest the case from the comfort of their own desk there in Quantico, if travelling was not deemed crucial to build the profile. Only when crime would be particularly complex, they would quicky assemble a team, a small task-force of sorts, take their go-bag with them and travel all across the country struggling more with the train connections rather than with the criminals themselves.
You ironically told yourself that there wouldnât be a much better start on your new job, your heart raced with anticipation. "Whatâs the case?" You asked trying to mask the slight feeling of anxiety rushing through your veins.
In a matter of seconds, Gideon quicky exited the office and had already came back firmy holding a bunch of manila folders. He handed you a thick case file, and as you flipped through it, your stomach slightly churned, reminding you this wasnât these werenât just pictures on your textbooks.
The unsub had left seven bodies in three states, all bound with intricate knots, posed in ritualistic displays. Each victim had an orchid placed delicately on their chest, and despite the grotesque nature of the crimes, you found there was an eerie beauty in how the unsub treated his victims.
"The knots," Gideon explained, pointing to a photograph. "Theyâre not random. Each one is different, and each one requires a high level of skill. The unsub is precise, organized, and deliberate. Heâs treating these murders like a performance."
These killings to you were manifest of the deeply rooted paradox in human experience - beauty and pain - where both often coexist or follow each other closely. You always found amusing how beauty, whether in art, nature, or human life, often emergeed through struggle or suffering.
You looked closely at the images, analyzing the intricacies of the knots, you feel the need to add something else. "Itâs not just performance - itâs communication. The knots are sending a message. Heâs not killing out of anger. Thereâs patience here. He wants control, and the orchids, those suggest he sees the victims as fragile, beautiful objects to be perfected, but ultimately destroyed."
Even historically, humankind tended to these opposites because they reflect the full range of lifeâs complexities, as joy often emerges from pain, and suffering can heighten the appreciation of beauty. You kept the philosophical monologue to yourself, you definitely didnât want to reinforce even more the prejudice your teammates could already have on you, the lack of field expertise overly compensated by the knowledge of human nature.
Hotch leaned forward, his dark eyes narrowing slightly. "Heâs someone with discipline, military or maybe maritime experience. The variety of knots points to a deeper knowledge of how they work. Heâs not just tying them for show. Heâs someone who understands the function of every twist and turn."
Rossi smiled at your analysis, clearly impressed. "Not bad. Not bad at all, philosopher. " You now started to suspect Gideon had overly gushed about this particular part of your background as it seemed to be the only thing your new co-workers remembered about you.
You nodded, your mind racing. "And the orchids, they arenât just decorative. Heâs choosing them for a reason. Orchids are notoriously difficult to grow. Theyâre delicate but require meticulous care, which suggests he sees himself as a cultivator. He picks his victims carefully, like someone choosing a rare flower, and when they donât live up to his standards, he... prunes them."
The team continued to build the profile, each member adding layers of complexity. The unsubâs background became clearer: someone with a need for control, a perfectionist likely with some connection to floristry or horticulture. You felt a growing sense of camaraderie as you offered ideas and bounced theories off Hotch, who slowly began engaging with you more directly.
âThey do act like an old married coupleâ Hotch hums in a low voice while pointing at Rossi and Gideon vividly arguing far away from the two of you about something you couldnât grasp yet. You immediately chuckle at the sight, appreciating Hotchâs efforts to bond with you yet still being very reserved and shielding himself through his rare jokes.
A few days into the investigation, you found yourself paired with Hotch all the times, a tactic you knew Gideon pulled just to make you feel the most at ease, despite the overly reserved nature of your partner.
He continued, âSee, they might made you think the fraternization rules exist because of Dave, what they didnât tell you is that heâs probably secretly married with Gideon and apparently the latter today forgot about their anniversaryâ. You tried your best not to burst into laughing as the Italian man furiously walked towards the two of you, Gideon quick on his feet following him with an apologetic look on his face. Damn, Hotch might have been right, the similarities in the physical language to the scenario he previously mentioned was uncanny.
âThe Bureau changed our accommodation, again.â Gideon sighed âTheyâll soon send us the address, we have two rooms, two twin beds each, private bathroomâ He ironically emphasised the last part, as if he was offering all of you the deal of your life.
âBudget cut again kiddosâ Dave announced, oblivious of the reason why both of yours and Hotch's eyes were almost tearing up trying to hold in the laughters.
âHood rats.â Rossi flamboyantly replied âSo hereâs another reason to end this case as soon as possible. Figli di puttana, There's no way I'm sleeping more with Jason rather than with my own wifeâ. Both you and Hotch gave each other a quick mischievous side-eye that could speak more than a thousand words. As the two of them moved away from you and Hotch enough so they wouldnât hear your next words, you turned towards him. âDave didnât even offer us to sleep with him in his room, you actually might have been right all alongâ.
âIâm always rightâ He replied showing the dimples on his face.
âTypical lawyer behaviour, gaslighting their way just to be right in their own distorted reality.â You poke fun at him as you reminded he told you he used to work as a persecutor before landing into the Bureau.
Hotch definitely didnât expect such a quick-witted comeback from you. âI wasnât aware philosophers knew humorâ he teased you.
âWe patented itâ you smirk.
You and Hotch later surveyed a potential crime sceneâa floral shop the unsub had likely visited. As you both examined the area, you could feel Hotch's eyes on you, observing how you worked, how you processed information.
"Youâre picking up on a lot for your first case," Hotch said, breaking the silence. "Most people miss the smaller details."
You looked over at him, surprised by the sudden compliment. "Thanks. I guess looking at things in an unorthodox way helps, all the hours spent on Plato apparently paid off"
Hotch nodded. "It shows. Keep it up."
Together, you reviewed the evidence, each of you adding to the emerging profile. You and Hotch began to form a pattern: heâd focus on the precision of the unsubâs actions, while you offered a more abstract perspective, thinking about the emotional motivations behind the crimes.
Later that evening, after a long day of chasing leads and trying to make sense of the tangled web the unsub had woven, you all finally were set into the new accommodation.
Despite Rossiâs earlier complaints about the budget cuts, the place wasnât that bad - it was modest but clean, with enough space to spread out the case files and work. You and Hotch were indeed been paired up to share a room, as he previously predicted, with two twin beds crammed into a space that would feel much smaller once your notes and case materials were scattered all across the floor.
As soon as you entered the room, Hotch moved with military precision, setting down his go-bag and immediately pulling out a file. He glanced around briefly, as if taking in every detail of the room in a split second, then sat down at the small desk, already deep in thought.
You, on the other hand, sat on the edge of your bed for a moment, looking around and trying to shake off the fatigue that was creeping in. It was only your first case, and yet you felt the pressure building already - both from the weight of the crimes and from wanting to prove yourself in front of someone as formidable as Hotch. Despite the intensity of the case, you couldnât help but be amused at the situation.
âSo, do you believe their honeymoon suite is just as romantic as ours?â You asked with a smirk, hoping to lighten the mood.
Hotch didnât look up immediately, as if puzzled on how to choose his next words, though you caught the slight twitch of his lips. âYeah, nothing says romance like crime scene photos and case files scattered everywhere.â
You chuckled and tossed your jacket onto the back of a chair. âI always knew the FBI had a weird way of doing things, but I have to admit this is next level.â
As you pulled out the case file, flipping through the pages and studying the photos, you found it hard to concentrate, mostly because of how quiet the room turned out to become. Hotch was the kind of person whose silence seemed louder than most peopleâs conversations, and though you could tell he was intensely focused on the case, you sensed that he was also observing you â amazed at how it was the first time he ever saw someone overworking themselves as much as he did.
Breaking the silence, you threw a glance at him. âYou ever wonder what makes someone do this? I mean, itâs one thing to read about it in a textbook, but seeing it in personâŚâ
Hotch set his pen down and leaned back slightly in his chair, his gaze fixed on you. âEvery time. You get used to it, but it never really stops affecting you.â
You nodded, taking that in. âItâs just so⌠deliberate. Every little detail, like the knots, the orchids, itâs like heâs creating something, not just destroying.â
Hotchâs eyes narrowed in thought, clearly impressed by your analysis. âThatâs an interesting perspective. Most people would only see the destruction.â
âYou know,â you said, leaning back on the bed, wanting to return the subtle compliment âwhen I first joined the academy, I never thought Iâd end up here, sitting in a hotel room with one of the newest best profilers in the country.â
Hotch raised an eyebrow. âFlattery, huh? Didnât think philosophers believed in that.â
You grinned. âWe donât, but I make exceptions.â
He gave you another small smile, his guard dropping just a little. âWell, I didnât expect to be working with a 21-year-old who can hold their own on a case like this.â
âIâve got to keep up with all of you somehow.â
Hotch shook his head slightly, still smiling. âYouâre doing more than keeping up, but Iâve already told you this.â
The next morning, while poring over the case, both you and Hotch hit on the idea that the unsub might escalate soon. "Heâs been meticulous so far, but thereâs a growing desperation in the pattern," you observed. "Heâs becoming bolder with each kill, taking greater risks. If he feels like heâs not getting the recognition he craves, he might go after a more high-profile victim."
Hotch considered this, his brow furrowing. "Someone in the public eye. Heâd want an audience for his âart.â We should look into upcoming events where he might strike."
Later, Gideon walked into the room with a look that told you something big had just clicked into place. "Weâve got a break," he said, laying down a new set of photographs. They were taken at a local orchid show, a high-profile event that had been held recently. "We missed it before because the show was a private event, members only. But one of the attendees matched the profile. His name is Matthew Carson, a former Navy sailor turned horticulturist."
You leaned over the photos, seeing the man for the first time. Carson was in his mid-thirties, tall, with an air of quiet control about him. "That explains the knots," you said. "He wouldâve learned that skill in the Navy. And the flowers - heâs obsessed with perfection, cultivating these delicate orchids. It fits with how he views his victims."
Hotch nodded, already processing the next steps. "We need to move fast. Heâs going to escalate, and the orchid show gives him an audience: a high-profile victim pool. Heâll want to make his statement soon."
The team sprang into action, coordinating with local authorities to track Carson down. You, Hotch, Rossi, and Gideon prepared to approach his house, a sprawling property on the outskirts of town, where Carson ran his own private orchid nursery.
As the team closed in, your heart pounded with anticipation. Carsonâs house was an eerie reflection of his mind: immaculate, but with an unsettling coldness, orchids lined the windowsills and filled every room with their fragile beauty. It was a place of quiet obsession.
Rossi was the first to spot Carson. The man was in the greenhouse, meticulously pruning an orchid, completely unaware of the FBIâs presence. Hotch signaled for you to stay back as he and Rossi approached cautiously.
"Matthew Carson," Hotch called, his voice steady but firm.
Carson didnât flinch. He continued trimming the orchid as though nothing out of the ordinary was happening. "You donât understand," he said quietly, his voice calm but laced with underlying madness. "Itâs about perfection. Iâm creating something beautiful."
Hotch took a step closer. "Youâre hurting people, Matthew. This isnât beauty, itâs destruction."
Carson finally looked up, his eyes hollow yet intense. "They werenât good enough. The flowers... they have to be perfect."
You could feel the tension in the air while Hotch was doing what he did best, calmly, methodically drawing Carson out, understanding his twisted mind.
"Theyâre not flowers, Matthew. Theyâre people," You said as Hotch took another step closer. You continued "Youâre not creating beauty. Youâre trying to control what you canât, but perfection doesnât exist."
Carsonâs grip tightened on the shears in his hand, his knuckles turning white. "I can make it exist," he whispered.
Before he could act, Rossi moved swiftly, disarming Carson and pinning him to the ground, he struggled briefly but then went limp, as if the fight had left him entirely. The unsubâs calm shattered, and in that moment, you saw the deep fragility that had driven his madness.
"You think you understand, but you donât," Carson muttered as he was handcuffed. "I was so close."
As Gideon secured Carson, you let out a breath you hadnât realized you were holding. The case was over, but the weight of it still lingered but before you could start overthinking, you felt a hand on top of your left shoulder. Your heart skips a beat and you quickly turn around to what revealed to be Hotch âGood job on the case, partnerâ You shyly smile âNot so bad as your first case at allâ
âI could say the same about you, especially on the way you handled Carson, but I bet someone like you is used to the myriad of compliments at this point.â
He rolled his eyes, then quickly moved towards Rossi before you could notice the smile tugged on his face - too late â you could see his dimples still showing even when he was far away from you.
Later, on the train ride back to Quantico, you and Hotch found yourselves sitting across from each other. The case had drained everyone, you glanced at Hotch, who was staring out the window, lost in thought.
"So," you said, breaking the silence, curious to know something real about the man you shared a room with for the past two days "now that the case is over, are you going to admit that you do something other than work? Or is profiling literally your only hobby?"
Hotch turned to you, raising an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
"I mean," you said with a grin, "You must have to do something outside of this. You can't just spend all your downtime preparing for the next criminal mastermind, or developing conspiracy theories" His eyes went to his side, inviting you to glance at the older profilers. Rossi was conveniently standing up from his seat and leaning in front of Gideon, showing him something on a case file while simultaneously tracing small circles with the back of his pen on the papers the other was holding.
He gave you small smirk, his eyes twinkling with just a hint of mischief, then out of the blue he blurts out âI play the guitar."
You blinked, caught off guard. "You play the guitar?! Seriously?"
Hotch nodded, his expression casual, though you could tell he was enjoying your surprise. "Yeah. Itâs something I picked up in college. Helps me unwind."
"Wait, wait, wait," you said, holding up a hand. "Aaron Hotchner, stoic, no-nonsense FBI agent extraordinaire, plays the guitar? I need proof. This sounds like a bluff."
He chuckled, the sound rare but genuine. "I donât think I need to prove anything to you."
You leaned back in your seat, resting one hand on your forehead. "Unbelievable. I was so sure you didnât have a hobby. I mean, by the way you work, I was starting to think someone else in the Bureau was keeping another big secret from us, C3-PO"
The unexpected Star Wars reference earned you a genuine laugh from him, then shook his head, a small smile still playing on his lips. "Just because Iâm focused on the job doesnât mean I donât have other interests."
"Okay, fair enough," you admitted. "But now Iâm really curious. What kind of music do you play? Classical? Rock? Please tell me itâs something totally unexpected, like heavy metal."
He laughed again, a sound you were quickly becoming fond of. "Mostly blues, actually."
You stared at him, wide-eyed. "Blues? Wow, thatâs... I donât know, I guess I expected you to say something like jazz or folk, but blues? Thatâs kind of badass."
Hotch gave a modest shrug. "Itâs calming. Helps me think."
"Iâm still wrapping my head around this," you said with a smirk. "Iâm going to need to hear you play one day. Otherwise, Iâm sticking with my theory that youâre secretly a robot who plays FBI agent."
He gave you a side-eye but couldnât suppress his smile. "Iâll think about it, maybe after the next case if youâre still around"
You pretended to be offended by his words "Is this a threat?!â
âI was just trying to be encouragingâ
Maybe working at the BAU wouldnât be as intimidating as you first thought after all.
As the train rumbled on, you felt a sense of camaraderie with Hotch, a shared respect that had grown over the course of the case. You had proven yourself, and in return, he had let you see a side of him that few people probably ever did.
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Very random head cannons for the companions + Halsin
Shadow Heart:
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â˘If she were to get her nails done she would get stiletto nails that are black chrome.
â˘I feel like she would argue with you about who gets to cuddle with your shared animal.
â˘She used to be an emo kid.
â˘I could see later if she does not become shars Dark judiciary she would change her style to something with cottagecore undertones.
â˘She loves to give you flowers.
â˘She also gets over her fear of swimming and now it is an activity she looks forward to doing with you.
â˘Always cold.
â˘Would love to have kids.
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â˘She is a switch, but prefers to do the work.
â˘But if you are the top best, believe she expects the princess treatment.
⢠Her favorite body part would have to be the stomach and thighs.
â˘She would be willing to have an extra partner in the bedroom, but she is mostly referring to Halsin.
â˘She is skilled with her hands.
â˘She loves to listen to all the sounds that you make.
â˘Very good with aftercare, either getting a towel to clean any fluids or getting water and a soft blanket. So that the two of you can cuddle and relax.
Astarion:
âSfwâ
â˘He loves his hair being played with.
â˘He also loves laying on your lap when you are reading.
â˘He hums when he is reading or âlooking into the mirrorâ
â˘He often asks you to describe his face because he cannot see it. And if you can draw he will bashfully ask if you can draw him, mostly to see how you view the way he looks.
â˘Once you get into a relationship he becomes a softie only to you.
â˘He wants to try and knit or crochet but has no idea how to.
â˘He likes to hold your hand, or be at least touching you all the time in one way or another.
â˘He loves soft blankets and will wrap himself up in one before sitting in front of the campfire.
â˘Does not want kids.
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â˘He loves the predator/prey kink. Especially if you're willing to have your blood as the reward.
â˘7.5 inches. (19.05 cm) All ima say
â˘He loves to lightly drag his fangs down your neck before he bites you.
â˘Thigh guy. He can appreciate all body types, but something about plush thighs makes him want to sink his teeth into them.
â˘He always likes seeing your face, but not opposed to other positions. He just favors seeing you.
â˘He is a very caring partner, always watching and adjusting what he is doing so that you are enjoying it too.
â˘Man is absolutely amazing with his hands.
â˘Overstimulation plays a big part in your sex life, he would make sure you came 3 times to every one time.
â˘He likes to whisper into your ear how much he loves you while deep inside you.
Karlach:
âSfwâ
â˘Cuddling is a key point for relaxing
â˘Most of the food she likes is spicy.
â˘She is also very into Mead, and hard liquor.
â˘She always looks intimidating but literally the minute she starts talking she is the sweetest. This throws off everyone when they meet her.
â˘Very protective of everyone in camp. But I also want to see when fights happen.
â˘I believe that she has lifted Astarion by the middle of his shirt when he gets a little blood thirsty.
â˘She can dance like it's no one's business.
â˘She is the biggest flirt!!!!!!
â˘If you are a girl she calls you âhot mamaâ in passing or âhottieâ as a male.
â˘Will forget what she is talking about in the middle of a sentence.
â˘Works out at 5 am every day, often going with Wyll and scratch.
â˘Loves kids.
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â˘Big mommy Karlach
â˘She loves sweet soft sex.
â˘Totally an ass girl. She will spank you any chance she gets. Sexually or non-sexually.
â˘Her tail is sensitive and loves when you touch it.
â˘Same with her horns but at the base of her horns.
â˘She would want to cuddle with her partner after finishing.
â˘She would also be great with after care, checking to make sure you are okay and that she didnât burn you. If she had she would go into full freak out mode. Getting you anything and everything she can to make sure that it heals well.
Laeâzel:
âSfwâ
â˘She would be elated if you brought her a sword as a gift.
â˘often sighing when she was not involved enough in conversation.
â˘She has back pain, often asking for someone to walk or crack her back.
â˘Stretches often.
â˘Likes to work out as well, but does it around 4 to avoid everyone else but will find somewhere nice to have breakfast.
â˘Does not like flowers.
â˘Will give you a massage if you are in pain, telling you that you have been working well.
â˘Very Jealous.
â˘Her best friend is the owl bear. And you of course.
â˘Baeâzel
â˘Wants kids
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â˘Possessive
â˘Very forward with what she wants.
â˘Rough sex all the way.
â˘Likes Ass. But will never outright say that.
â˘Likes it when you call her name.
â˘Likes being kissed.
â˘If you have a tail she likes it if you wrap your tail around her in some way.
â˘Low key freaky, but nothing too extreme.
â˘She likes to cover your mouth if you are being too loud, as she does not want anyone to hear how well you are getting off.
â˘She is not very good with aftercare. She will give you water though.
Gale:
âSfwâ
â˘ROMANTIC
â˘Wants to go on a picnic with you so bad.
â˘He prefers eating Gloves over shoes for his magical artifacts.
â˘When he is lost in thought, if you are also a wizard you can see bits of weave around him. Mostly circulating his head and hands.
â˘He loves reading and finding new books. Will even go out of his way to talk to withers to see if he knows of any more interesting books. Sometimes withers will give them to him to read. When he gets them back there are many dog eared pages. With different nice notes for Withers.
â˘He writes all over his books. He even gives you one that was enchanted to tell a different story that he loved of you each time the book is opened.
â˘He wears glasses when he gets older.
â˘DILF.
â˘Wants kids but is scared of having any thinking he wouldn't be any good at it.
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â˘8 inches.
â˘Magical, loves to incorporate magic into your sex life.
â˘Mage hand?
â˘Boob man. Does not matter the size as long as he can suck on them.
â˘He is amazing with his hands and his mouth. Those spells are not easy to pronounce.
â˘Loves to slowly undress you to build up to the moment.
â˘Moderately horny.
â˘Making love to you makes him feel like you are becoming one.
â˘Whispers praises to you.
â˘Also loves to be praised.
â˘Never afraid to initiate the act with you, going as far as to pulling you away from the camp to enjoy eachothers company.
â˘Lovesssss to hear you moan, it makes him sure that he is doing everything correctly and well.
â˘Breeding kink. Goodnight
Wyll:
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Such a sweetie.
â˘Loves to dance, and will ask you if he may have this dance even if there is no music.
â˘He would go crazy for a Bard at his side.
â˘Man can sing. And dance what more could you ever need.
â˘He is charitable. Helping anyone that he can, almost pushy about it sometimes. But he is purely doing it out of kindness.
â˘Karlach is his bestie. They love to shit talk Mizora.
â˘She would love to adopt Scratch if he could. But believes he would be better off with Gale or Shadow Heart.
â˘Loves drinking wine. Often getting wine drunk and giving you so many kisses you could suffocate.
â˘When you are sleeping together he likes sleeping on the outside incase anyone comes in he can protect you and worst case scenario you can escape.
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â˘He would be a boob man.
â˘Caring, and gentle.
â˘Loves getting heads, but is not opposed to giving it either.
â˘When getting head he would get too excited and fuck the back of your throat.
â˘Loud, will get very embarrassed if anyone happens to hear him.
â˘If you were on top and used his horns as leverage he would go wild.
â˘His favorite position would be missionary, so he could be closer to you and hold you in his arms.
â˘Needs to feel needed, often will ask for intimacy. But does not always mean bone and be done. He likes to take his time and enjoy each part.
Halsin:
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â˘Literally the sweetest man.
â˘Want to be the rock to everyone, and loves if anyone comes to him asking for advice.
â˘He would become everyone's therapist, but to talk with him he will also teach each person how to whittle a figure while talking. This leads to an excess of carving statues, surprisingly Laeâzels is the best. Making an owl bear that she let Halsin keep.
â˘Is basically the doctor, everyone going to him when they need healing.
â˘Often will find an area where he can be one with nature in the morning.
â˘Loves to cook, always making sure to feed everyone else before himself.
â˘He is a lightweight drinker. And will baby a drink for hours before finishing it.
â˘Likes going swimming in his bear form.
â˘Often going into his bear form when he is sleeping.
â˘Take baths in nature.
â˘he will hand pick flowers to give to you so that you have something beautiful from mother nature.
â˘Chews on pencils.
â˘Tests your food after Orin shows up at camp, he would rather him getting hurt than you.
â˘Wants kids, he would be such a good father!!!!!!!!!!
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â˘HUGE DICK im talking 9.5-10 inches.
â˘He is big and he knows it. Making sure to prep you well before doing anything.
â˘He will split half and half when he does it in bear form or in his normal form as long as you are okay with it.
â˘He is a thigh man.
â˘He loves stretch marks, kissing them, running his finger tips over them. He just loves them so much.
â˘Amazing with his hands.
â˘Speaks in a way that's like honey dripping from his lips. (Very sweet)
â˘Animalistic when doing the deed.
â˘Freaky, and i mean like freakyyy.
â˘Does not care if anyone within a 10 mile radius can hear the two of you.
â˘Doggy style is his go to.
â˘He is not opposed to an extra partner in the bedroom, hell he enjoys to the fullest as well. Everyone involved is being satisfied does not matter how long it takes.
â˘Aftercare is top tier!!!!!!!! He is going to sit with you for a few minutes while he heals any of the wounds that may have been afflicted while everything was happening.
â˘He cleans you up, and sits you in his lap while he strokes your hair. Swallowing you up in his arms and chest.
â˘He will want to go over what happened later on after you have recovered. To see what he can improve, what you liked and what you didnât like. Every detail is saved in the back of his mind for another time.
â˘Horny ass man.
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This was so fun to write. Iâm not the best with writing about smut but I did my best.
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