#Chuuni vs. Yandere

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Nakanaka, on the first day of school: Never met a lesbian I couldn't vibe with.

Nakanaka, after spending a day with Yamai: I've met one lesbian I couldn't vibe with.

(Source: Twitter)

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winter 2020 anime: what to watch

ok apparently they airing scarily soon so gotta do this bros

plunderer: many years back when i read manga this was one of my favs alongside tate no yuusha/ akashic records. they got animes. AND NOW THIS BABY IS HELLLLLLL FUCKIN YAAAAAAAA. i am so fucking pumped ok i loved this and i loved my mask baby. i dont remember a huge amount of what happens but i am sure it will come back. only criticism is it’s a ‘power level’ thing i remember and that is i mean.... it gets a lil .... dry tbh (cough seven deadly sins)

isekai quartet 2: more of the same. i don’t mind it one bit. more megumin, more aqua, more kazuma vs subaru, less overlord, and we’re good

kyokou suiri: this cover looks p rad. it was recommended on MAL as a manga though then i rejected the suggestion cuz it seemed like a weird yandere situation, tho anime is more accessible for me so i’ll give it a try!

darwin’s game: if this ends up like ousama game and they ruin darwin’s name i will slit someone’s throat. art looks p generic and boring? i hope animation looks better than this cover . plots like this work so much better in futuristic settings so i hope it ain’t modern japan. (see K project for their better version hah)

infinite dendrogram: tbh the preview looked really good? also im a whore for vrmmo games you’re trapped in thanks sao. the plot sounds like something i’d write honestly so i am excited and curious to see what happens. *if it’s any good. i see a white haired boi and the dark haired girl - i stan em already hah

majutsushi orphen hagure tabi: i get mdzs vibes from the summary ? also my dude looks like that other anime dude from most 2000′s anime ever (also im going off my ass but blonde girl is annoying already)

id invaded: ‘set in a virtual world’ me: ok u had me at ‘set in a virtual world’ in all seriousness tho that cover is lit

boku no tonari ni ankoku hankaishin ga imasu: this is chuubyou gekihatsu boy but severely gay. idk recently i’ve started rly liking the chuuni vibes (tbh it’s me . im the chuuni.) so i hope i will enjoy this too lol

zenonzard: ok this just showed up on livechart but i guess i’ll check it out. it be game based so.... either soul buster yucky or ... persona 5 yucky... or mysteriously good enough to watch

runners up: jibaku shounen hanako-kun (idk it just seems more a kiddy show)

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Itan Group Chat #14

Yamai: remember how I said that Nakanaka and I were gonna have a calm conversation for once?

Onemine: Yes?

Nakanaka: Well, we’re in jail.

(Source: "Internet")

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Nakanaka: Oh, spare me, Wonder Woman. You're only doing this to prove I was wrong. Yamai: Hey, at least I pretend to be nice to people! Nakanaka: Yeah, whatev... wait, pretend?

(Source: Sword Art Online Abridged)

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Onemine: ...Why did you dress as each other for Halloween? Nakanaka: Yamai is the scariest thing I could think of. Yamai: Najimi told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

(Source: Tumblr?)

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Najimi: Shh, here comes Tadano! Yamai: Quick, Nakanaka, start talking about boring nerd stuff! Nakanaka: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. Yamai: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

(Source: Parks & Rec)

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Yamai: I have to say, I’m a little embarrassed for you. Nakanaka: This is a sports-related injury! That makes me cool! Yamai: Tripping over a basketball on your way to the bathroom is not cool!

(Source: Zoey 101)

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Nakanaka: I don't get why we need driver's training. It's just like Mario Kart but slower and you can't throw blue shells at people. Yamai: Please never drive.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Nakanaka: I've done a lot of dumb stuff. Tadano: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Yamai: I recorded the dumb stuff. Najimi: I joined you in the dumb stuff! Onemine, exasperated: I tried to stop you from doing the dumb stuff.

(Source: Tumblr?)

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Itan Group Chat #4

Yamai: (posts a low-quality image to the group chat) Nakanaka: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents. Yamai: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you. Isagi: Actually I did the math, Nakanaka would have $225, not $0.15. Nakanaka: Fam I’m right here.... Najimi: if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :) Yamai: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Najimi: sry i only have a dollar Yamai: :( Isagi: Hey I just realized my friend is right. Nakanaka would have $22,500, because it's a dollar for each pixel, not a cent. Najimi: if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Isagi: You can buy anything you want with $22,500. Tadano: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Isagi: Apply juice to what? Najimi: Directly to the forehead! Nakanaka: Great chat everyone.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Tadano: ... Where’s Yamai? Najimi: I don’t know. She left Tadano: What? Why? Nakanaka: We were watching Naruto, but then she stood up and said ’life is too short’ and walked out.

(Source: ATLA incorrect quotes blog)

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Nakanaka: Do you guys want a tarot card reading? Yamai: Those are Pokémon cards. Nakanaka: You got a Magikarp. It means “Fuck you”

(Source: Tumblr?)

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Yamai: So, from time to time, I send Nakanaka text messages from herself from the future. Nakanaka, reading text: "Nakanaka, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the tea. Do not drink the tea. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Nakanaka.“ Nakanaka: [sees Komi about to drink the tea and sprints across the room] Nakanaka: Nooooooo! [knocks the cup out of Komi's hand] Komi: … Nakanaka: You’ll thank me later.

(Source: The Office)

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Manbagi: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right? Nakanaka: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and short-sighted. Yamai: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or short-sighted. It is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other. Najimi: Mercutio is gay.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Yamai: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me? Nakanaka: It saves time!

(Source: The Nanny)