#Christmas Presents

[superbat-love]

An enormous, brightly wrapped present sat ominously inside the mall. A card dangled from a glittery ribbon on top, its message written in the Joker’s unmistakable scrawl.

"Merry Christmas, Batsy! Hope you have a BLAST this holiday season! xoxo"

Batman cautiously approached the gift. His scanners detected no immediate signs of explosives, but with the Joker, nothing was ever that simple. He took out a blade and carefully sliced open the box.

The lid fell away to reveal an unexpected sight.

Sitting awkwardly inside the box was Clark Kent, tied up in festive ribbons and wrapped in blinking Christmas lights.

“Clark?” Batman said incredulously. “Why are you here?”

Clark gave him an apologetic smile. “Uh… surprise? I volunteered to be a hostage.”

Batman stared at him. “You volunteered?”

“Well,” Clark began, shifting uncomfortably in the cramped box, “the Joker was planning to send you a bomb, and I figured it’d be safer if I just… swallowed it.”

Batman blinked, his glare intensifying. “You swallowed the evidence?”

Clark grimaced, his face turning faintly red. “I thought I’d contain the explosion, but now it’s… uh…giving me really bad indigestion.” He winced as if to emphasize his point.

Batman sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Go home, Clark.”

Clark looked up at him with puppy-dog eyes. “Can I stay at your house tonight? Just until the bomb… you know… passes?”

For a moment, Batman said nothing, just glaring down at him. Finally, with a weary sigh, he muttered, “Fine. But only to ensure the bomb isn’t dangerous to your health.”

Clark beamed. “Thanks, Bruce. Merry Christmas!”

[emilyscastlevania]

I did 😁

[glarphenzar]

Murphy certainly is a gift 🎁 🐈

[rosyy-coosy]

📸 gigi_schmiitz

[redlettermediathings]

[webdiggerxxx]

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[jessica-xtreme-slut]

I wish you all a Merry Christmas💋, as well as lots of fun unpacking presents 🎁

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

[tassodelmiele]

-Ya've no idea of what ya'r doing, correct?-

-Shush. And spit that damn cigar-

-Over ma dead body-

-Your hair're gonna burn like marshmallow-

-I like a good old smell of campfire-

-...can I roast some corn on your tiddies?-

-...bloody hell-

.....

I've done it in a rush, and I'm so happy I have time to draw again after a month spent in going insane thanks to the goddamn italian school burocracy.

I swear to god, teaching nowadays is all a matter of paperwork and money threw out of the window.

But I'm so glad Christmas is finally around the corner~

Can't wait to stuff myself in gingerbread and chocolate and panettone and everything.

Have a happy sunday, my cutie little apple pies~

[cafe-mouse]

they're helping me wrap gifts

[lackadaisycal-art]

SHOP UPDATE - LINK

Added these to my redbubble as prints, shirts, stickers, badges and tote bags - the perfect Christmas present for your muppets/taskmaster/princessbride/hobbit/youngfrankenstein obsessed friend

[playing-with-red-hot-fire-2]

[gifs-of-puppets]

Christmas Eve on Sesame Street (1978)

[cursio-neptune]

Moon deserves to have a couple of real toys, like a rubik's cube, a plush or two (or action figures, or both), and maybe a puzzle and some books, as well as a pack of varying sized googly eyes ^-^

And Sun could have a little something too since Eclipse has his own books to read(plus gadgets)

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The crown and the tiara in the background are the presents they got in the Previous comic ^-^ (The previous also has a link to why they're wearing those costumes if someone found this on it's own

[theworldofwars]

postcard of a group prisoners of war at Friedrichsfeld POW camp. The groups consists of primarily British troops, and a Sikh soldier all in front of a sign saying 'A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL FREIDRICHSFELD 1915-1916'.

[isuggestforcemasc]

merry christmas? 🎁