#ChrisHarrison

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Top 4 Love And Relationship Lessons From The Bachelorette

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. Who is watching this season of @bacheloretteabc ? What guy has your heart? For me, it’s @blakemoynes 😂 even though he’s technically not on it yet 😉 wutta babe . . #geometricart #geometric #heart #hearts #ihavethisthingwithhearts @ihavethisthingwithhearts #rose #roses #redroses #redrose #thebachelor #bachelormemes #thebachelormemes #chrisharrison #thebachelorette #bachelorpodcast #thefinalrose #jimmykimmel #wood #heartday #valentines #valentinesday #bachelornation #thebachelormansion #katiethurston https://www.instagram.com/p/CQREYZGB9BF/?utm_medium=tumblr

[thebachrehash]

I don’t mind being assertive, I’m a Wilhelmina model

Ladies and gents, it’s time for the prerequisite “Shout the Bach’s name from the balcony” intro.  “Becaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!”

We immediately jump in with the always charming Chris Harrison handing out the first group date card reading, “Ready for my big day.”

Clay, Nick, Chris, David, Jean Blanc, Jordan, Connor, and Lincoln cheese grin their way to meet Becca at a mansion with her in a (gorg) white dress.  She let’s them know that she wants to pamper the men like she was on her first date with Arie... because that went well.  The men drop trou and Becca is officially ready to get back in the game.  She calls Lincoln a block of muscle.  Jordan, while doing the “pensive”, let’s her know that he is a male model, and that the largest tip he could give her any day is to put the confidence on in the morning before her panty hose.  Not sure who’s wearing panty hose these days (besides my mom - hi, Kath!), but now we know.

The men roll out in their tuxes, to the poor man’s version of a Survivor obstacle course and are greeted by the poor man’s version of Ashton and Mila - Rachel and “not-Peter”, Bryan.  They’re there to help host “Groomsday”, and they warn they will have to get dirtay.

In order to see if the men have what it takes to be marriage material, they will go through a strange obstacle course complete with standing in a cold tub of water and eating cake without their hands.  Rachel (dirty, dirty girl) shouts it’s important to see, “what that mouth do.”  Connor gets the largest kick out of it, as he sends it to Barstool.

Lincoln is in it to win it to reach his “beautiful princess” Becca.  He is cheating.  He is cheating blatantly.  But, there are no rule keepers, this is the f’ing Bach.  Well, there are no rule keepers except for tattle tale Chris who knows that he got in the bucket after him and left before him.

In a really messy battle for the finishline, Lincoln beats out Chicken David.  He gets to plant a kiss on Becca and they take their wedding day picture.  Seems innocent enough.  If only it was.

Chris Harrison let’s them all know that EVERYONE will be able to attend the rest of the group date.  Ya hear that Krystal.

So the men all convene at a round couch, and Lincoln steals his “wife” immediately as they “just got married”.  He says something like, “she would only get the best from him when she gives her best and that makes them the best and he wants nothing more for her than the best.”  Becca goes, “Hmmm, well that’s nice, I have something for you.”  Thinking it’s the rose, Lincoln sits up all ready for Santa to come down the chimney.  Instead, Becca brings a photo from their wedding day.  It’s cute and Lincoln is very excited.

Lincoln returns to the men a smitten kitten and shares something about unicorns and Pegasus and a pot of gold, and prominently displays his prized possession, his photo of the two of them.

Connor is NOT having this.  He thinks it’s a slap in the face that he would put this picture out.  Bro, needs to chill a bit, but Lincoln is weird and being extra,

Meanwhile, Becca is bonding with the men.  

Chris woos her in telling her that he wants to treat her the way he treats his mom and sister.  David wants to be pushed intellectually and she couldn’t agree more.  Clay is here for her and he wants her to get to know the real him.  

Back at the couch, Lincoln is now kissing the picture of him and Becca.  Connor throws it.  Lincoln picks it up.  Connor finally opens the door and frisbees it into the pool.

Lincoln, just a little dramatically, proclaims that his heart is broken.  He starts to tear up, he was looking forward to sharing this with his mom.  Picturegate has begun.

Back in the private lounge our Jean Blanc must be spraying some special, soothing scents onto Miss Becca.  He lets her know that she is the missing part of his life and that she makes him feel so special.  He takes all the courage from his ck one spritz, and tells her the only thing more beautiful than her smile is her lips.  They smooch.  

Before Becca can make it back to the other men, she is stopped by Lincoln.  He lets her know that, not only did he lose his beloved picture, but he feels threatened physically.  what.is.going.on

Becca pulls Connor aside on what has become a date in a pre-school.  She is over it.  She wonders if Connor is a roid-rager slash if this is his regular reaction.  He agrees that it was way over the top.  She said she’ll take some time to think about it, but it’s probably not the best time to get to know one another.

Becca gathers them all together and says it had definitely been an interesting and revealing night.  Jean Blanc gets the group date rose.  He tells her to pin it on the leather, “he don’t even care.”  He’s so excited, it’s v. cute.

It’s time for Blake’s one on one date.

He’s pumped that he gets to roll out in a limo instead of on an ox.  Small pleasures.

Becca fills him in that she has no idea what they’ll be doing as Chris Harrison planned this one.  They get to the area that is a “little run down” and see Chris with a sledgehammer waiting for them.  They’re asked to put on little work jumpers (Becca’s complete with a belt from Charming Charlie), helmets and Tims.  Then, they’re both given their own sledgehammers.

They go inside and “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!” 

This is where everything from Arie’s season went to die.  Chris and, um what?!? Lil Jon let them know that they’re gonna get to destroy everything in the room.  Immediately Becca climbs that racecar and smashes in the windows.  This is FABULOUS.  

Carrie Underwood would be proud.

I have zero idea why Lil Jon is there, but am so VERY happy that Blake is a “huge fan of his”.  Sure you are Blakey boy.

The two of them proceed to make the whitest rap video ever, and Blake is so happy to see Becca so happy. I am cheese grinning my way through watching it.

Post wrecking crew, they sit down to dinner.  They’re ridiculously comfortable with each other for just the first date.  Blake shares his heartbreak over his most recent relationship where he thought he was with the one.  In positive news, he said it was worth it, because now he knows what he wants, and knows that he is capable of loving like that.  Becca empathizes. I am having a hard and fast therapy session with both of them.  Through the pain, they have found so much strength that they never knew was in there.  I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Blake clearly gets the rose, and states to the camera: “I have no idea how Arie let her go.”  I love him.

It’s time for the second group date of the week... “Love comes at you hard and fast.”  

Well it comes hard and fast, except for poor Jason and Mike who are the only dateless men of the week.

The men for Group date #2 (Alex, Christon, Colton, Garrett, John, Leo, Rickey, Ryan, Trent, and Wills), board a school bus and head to a gym where they are greeted with some fabulous, tyrannical child actors.

Becca, in her 24387948th metallic outfit of the season, informs that the men that they are going to be playing some good old-fashioned dodgeball.  But first, these children will warm them up a la suicides (can we call them that anymore?!?) and pelting them with 70 mph dodgeballs; all while calling them TRASHHHHHH and somehow still making fun of Arie.  These kids are amaze.

They get set for the game, and the team with Becca all make the wise choice to hide behind her.  However, Christon don’t give a F and proceeds to belt Becca a number of times.  Spoiler alert: this doesn’t work out well for him in the end.

The men and Becca then move on to skyzone, where they’re to play a large game of trampoline dodgeball in front of a v. confused crowd, Chris Harrison, and Fred Willard.  Why tho?

Poor, pretty haired Leo is flying through the air and is in all his stuntman glory.  However, the rest of his team, complete with a former pro football player, suck to high heavens.  He is continually the only man left standing.  After three rounds, the green team wins and gets a trophy.

In probably his only soundbite of the season, Alex snarkly asks if it’s cool to display the trophy to the pink team.  Somewhere back at the ranch, Lincoln is crying again.

Becca gets her alone time with the men.  Garrett and her dork out together, Leo gets a little romantical, and she compliments Wills style while he almost tears up talking about his parents’ 50th anniversary coming up.  They share a kiss, and I think he kind’ve gave her his varsity jacket.

But, it wouldn’t be a group date without a bombshell.  

Pretty boy Colton fesses up that he had a former relationship with Weiner, Arkansas Tia.  Becca is visibly shook and doesn’t really know what to think.  Did he come on the Bach hoping it would actually be Tia?  Is he a fame whore?  Is he a whore?

So many questions.

In the end, she gives the group date Rose to Wills and his uneven scruff.  He’s happy, and Colton is nervous he’s gonna get the boot.

It’s time for the cocktail hour, and Becca is trying to not question what the f is wrong with all of these dudes.  She said she’s a lot more emotional than she thought she would be.

Clay pulls her outside to show her how he would celebrate scoring a touchdown.  Somehow he makes this boring, but he does score a kiss.  Me, and all of America, can name at least 10 other tight ends we would rather see on this show right now.  I’m looking at you, Gronk.

Venmo John pulls her aside and they make out.  Connor puts his tail between his legs and gives her a picture of him.  It breaks the ice and i think they’re cool now.

Chicken David is having what seems like a decently lovely conversation when Jordan decides it’s time to parade around in his undies and a pink furry blankie.  Jordan interrupts and Becca is questioning Jordan.  Is this a joke?  

Post convo, Chicken David confronts Jordan and stutters when telling him he was being disingenuous.  Jordan chooses this time to not only correct him, but to inform David that he’s the one being in-genuine-titty.

For the record, Jordan would also like everyone to know that he doesn’t want to be misrepresented as 007 all the time.  He likes to live life on the edge, but while doing so he likes to have well kept hair.  He’s multi-dimensional.  He doesn’t mind being assertive, he is in FACT a Wilhelmina model.  And he’d like to think he’d score a little higher than a typical male model on “that” test.  

So, he wouldn’t light the cig at the gas station while sipping on his orange mocha frappuccino?  You be the judge.

Before handing out the roses, Becca lets Colton know that she needs more clarity before getting to know him further.  She has to think a bit.  Colton is scared he’s going home.  Obvs, he would NEVER, well not until we can get Tia to come on a date and make this some good tv.

At the rose ceremony we say good-bye to Alex (and that SUPER sad tearful good-bye), Christon (that’s what you get for pelting her with a dodgeball), Rickey and Trent.

Power Rankings

1 - Blake (+2) - Solid connection, I heart him

2 - Wills (+2) - There’s something there... he’s chill, and a fab dresser

3 - Garrett (-2) - Dropping for air time and his scandalous likes on the gram

4 - Jean Blanc (+9) - Coming in hot and smelling good too

5 - Chris (+10) - Coming back hot from being the tattle tale in Episode 1

6 - Leo (+6) - Thiiiiis close to getting the group date rose this week

7 - Colton (-5) - Bringing the drama with the Tia card, and yet still having a v-card?  There’s no way he’s going anywhere soon.

8 - Jason (+1) - No date, but played it calm and cool

9 - Lincoln (-3) - I mean, they got married, but I want him to go

10 - Jordan (+1) - Literally, NOTHING in common, but I’ll keep him for his confidence and commentary

11 - Clay (-4) - Yawning

12 - John (-2) - Cashed in on a make-out... I’m impressed

13 - David (-5) - He’s geeky, but trying

14 - Mike (+5) - Tim Riggins is due for some time next week

15 - Connor (+1) - picturegate is over?!?!

16 - Nick (+5) - Hanging in the background

17 - Ryan (-) - Get your banjo out and play it man!

[wwtweets]

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Chris Harrison Quitting 'Bachelor' Duties for Good Following Racism Controversy 10:16 AM PT -- Warner Horizon and AB... Read the rest on our site with the url below https://worldwidetweets.com/chris-harrison-quitting-bachelor-duties-for-good-following-racism-controversy/?feed_id=27747&_unique_id=60bfc308ad3f8 #chrisharrison #ChrisHarrisonQuitting039Bachelor039DutiesforGoodFollowingRacismControversy

[ar20podcast]

AR20 - E13 - BIPOC Bachelor Backlash

[phishouttawatta]

This—to me—is the BEST group of men they’ve ever had. What an emotional episode. Hats off to the men for being vulnerable, open, and for their wholesome masculinity . . . #thebachelorette #bachelorette #theemperorsnewgroove #emperorsnewgroove #yzma #kronk #chrisharrison #disney #disneymemes #abcmemes #bachelorettememes https://www.instagram.com/p/CISEIu6gvay/?igshid=daxet52zf24k

[wiltedrosespod-blog]

Where would we be with out @bacheloretteabc and @bachelorinparadise? Much sadder! So check out our new podcast @popped_culture_podcast where we take our insane digressions and channel them into separate content. Probably will still digress here, and yes, we’re going to do a @younetflix episode. Pretend Luke S. doesn’t exist and dive into our take on @toystory 4! ✨🥄👯‍♀️🥀 * * * * * #poppedculture #popculture #tv #movies #entertainment #comedy #funnywomen #womenincomedy #womeninentertainment #commentary #thebachelor #thebachelorette #bachelornation #truelove #romance #realitytv #roses #love #dating #chrisharrison #bachelorinparadise #podcasts #itunes #spotify #audioboom #stitcher #funnywomen (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzOrltjHN9N/?igshid=8gat9juzp4h0

[ilovecarsandhiphop-blog]

Friday may 30th was the last episode of the million dollar game show that forever changed the face of not only television but the world it's called #wwtbam, to #regisphilbin all the way to #chrisharrison thanks for 20 memorable years of our lives, thank you to the fans. https://www.instagram.com/p/ByKC2qwF6LQsTM0MlMNE7Zweu-BsYN4y-T5IaA0/?igshid=1e0qrh958681

[masslaxer]

Awkward “Bachelor” show moments

[madewithlovejewelry]

. This photo reminds me that wedding season is right around the corner! Speaking of, is anyone watching 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓑𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓭 on Netflix? How do you feel about it? ❤️ 👰 • • • • I personally love the concept of talking to someone without seeing them first and connecting on a personal level but I hate the fact that at the end of the show, they’re expected to get married.. I think it’s rushed. But then again, I watch The Bachelor.. it’s just as terrible but I can’t turn away! 😂 • • • • #thebachelor #loveisblind #netflix #loveisblindnetflix #loveisblindseries #peterweber #bachelorpodcast #chrisharrison #lace #weddingdress #floral #weddingdress #thebachelorette #bachelorfinale #rosequartz #quartz #stone #semipreciousstones #semiprecious #peachquartz #stones #crystals #healingcrystals #realitytv #realityshows #bachelormemes #weddingseason #bridesmaids #bridetobe https://www.instagram.com/p/B9Fu_nPHtF4/?igshid=1fx8ix8jkc3i5

[sailorquinn]

𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗢𝗥: @scfiaaa​  𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: sunrise diner   𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘: mid afternoon

“OKAY, SO I’VE GOTTA KNOW,” sailor starts excitedly as she sits across from sofia, waitress uniform pretty much just for show at this point as she slacks off. she is happily making her way through the plate of fries between them, and honestly, she plans to continue to do so until someone ends up hollering at her to get back to work. for now, sailor’s eyes are bright with amusement and curiosity as she excitedly asks, “is chris harrison as nice as he looks on tv? because my aunt cala thinks that he’s just faking the whole father figure act and he’s actually a ass but,” sailor points to sofia with a french fry, brow arched as she contunues, “she also thinks that all men are works of satan, so, her intuition isn’t exactly reliable you know?” sailor glances down at the fry a second before she’s taking a healthy bite of it, tilting her head with a sigh as she looks thoughtfully skyward, “and i don’t want to believe it, y’know? i mean, chris is pretty much the only man on that show i feel like i can trust...”

[joeycarman]

Thank You @bellalamag for the Summer Cover Story feature with our Favorite Matchmaker 🌹@chrisbharrison Never a dull moment jumping in the hot seat photographing this #tvhost ! The article is a good read by 🖊@alexandra_anastasio Photography: 📸@joeycarman Grooming: @ginamo11 Wardrobe Stylist: @caryfetman @krystine_couch Hair Stylist: @raychelharrison @salonnuuvo Lead Asst & Talent Coord: @karen_elysa Venue: @fswestlake Be sure to check it out! Quoting Chris: “When it comes to business, I am a bit of a free spirit, I love looking for different ways to challenge myself and do things people think you can’t do.” And I could not have said it any better, my friend! : : : : #joeycarmanphotography #chrisharrison #bellalamag #bellanymag #thebachelor #bachelornation #thebachelorette #bachelorinparadise #fswestlake #fourseasonshotel #whowantstobeamillionare #westlakevillageweddingphotographer (at California Health & Longevity Institute) https://www.instagram.com/p/BnHrEWfBXec/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=pf01npjt35zo

[osmessiah]

#ChrisHarrison showed up to the 2018 ABC Freeform Upfronts in New York City! (em New York, New York)

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Chris Harrison Won't Be Returning To Host 'Bachelorette' Next Season After Racism Controversy The long-running host of “The Bachelor” ......Read the rest by clicking the link below! https://worldwidetweets.com/chris-harrison-wont-be-returning-to-host-bachelorette-next-season-after-racism-controversy/?feed_id=26538&_unique_id=604cc2ff74276

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Chris Harrison Won't Be Returning To Host 'Bachelorette' Next Season After Racism Controversy The long-running host of “The Bachelor” ......Read the rest by clicking the link below! https://worldwidetweets.com/chris-harrison-wont-be-returning-to-host-bachelorette-next-season-after-racism-controversy/?feed_id=26537&_unique_id=604cc2ff078de