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chattychimp · 4 years ago
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Chris Grayling earns his own chapter in The Book of Heroic Failures
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The former Minister for Cock-Up’s, Chris T! Grayling has been rewarded with his own chapter in the best-selling, Book of Heroic Failures. Beating many of his contemporaries, Chris Grayling has risen to the top of his profession. When it comes to the colossal cock-up, he is without equal. “Ironically, it is in the field of failure that he is outstandingly successful. We are thinking of giving him his own book!”Ian Napton, Publisher Some of Grayling's noted successes include, destroying the justice system, prisoner rights, and the probation service. More recently he successfully oversaw the award of a £14 Million contract to a freight company with no boats, drove lorries pointlessly around Kent, closed down the rail network and Gatwick Airport, cocked-up the 3rd runway at Heathrow and organised a training contract with Saudi Arabia. However his latest achievement has given everyone a good laugh. The House of Commons voted to choose a new Chair of The Intelligence Committee. Despite a government majority of 80, the backing of the Prime Minister, the endorsement and strategizing of Dominic Cummings, Failing Grayling managed to lose to someone nobody had ever heard of. It was a remarkable achievement. You can't make this stuff up! We know, we tried! When it comes to public failure, neither Patel, Hancock or the geographically challenged Raab, can hold a candle to Parliament’s most inept member. Read the full article
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wedontcomewithmanuals · 4 years ago
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It's sad we are living in a world of such uncertainty not only for ourselves for our families and children 😔 We all need to be part of this change 🖤
I'm asking if you've already signed and support the implementation of a Race Offenders Register across the UK please can you help us get that one step further by emailing your local MP with a few minutes of your time 🙏🏼
I'm calling on people of #Surrey and all supporting people across UK cities and boroughs to please email your local MPs. They need to hear from us about this #petition so it is more likely to be heard in #parliament when it reaches it's goal.
Surrey Resident Conservative MPs
#clairecortinho #eastsurrey
#dominicraab #esherandwalton
#michaelgove #surreyheath
#chrisgrayling #epsomandewell
#kwasikwarteng #spelthorne
#jonathanlord #woking
#angelarichardson #guildford
#crispinblunt #reigate
#jeremyhunt #southwestsurrey
#sirpaulberesford #molevalley
#benspencer #runnymedeandweybridge
Whilst it is encouraging to see businesses supporting the Anti- Racism Awareness poster campaign that was rolled out at the end of August across Surrey by @epsomandewellwestandtogether there is still huge doubt when it comes to this petition 😔
People of Surrey we're asking you let's do more. Let's do better against tackling all areas of racism. Systemic and Social.
You can find the template draft over on www.linktr.ee/raceoffendersregister and a link to find who the MP for your area is and contact details.
Please be aware you can only email the MP that runs the constituent area that you live in.
If you are reluctant to sign this petition you are reluctant to a tangible solution against racism! #straighttruth
It isn't a debate anymore! It's simply a moral compass!
If you haven't signed the petition already, please sign and share 💛
We can't do it without you 🖤
#raceoffendersregister #westandtogether #standagainstracism #saruk
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instagramhere · 6 years ago
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Repost • Tag • Repost | #failinggrayling #grayling #chrisgrayling Visit more: http://bit.ly/2w3AT5K
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nihaozin · 6 years ago
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@BBCSPLondon: @MeridianMob believes unless we pursue having driverless vehicles on our roads we will be letting the UK down. Do you agree? @BBCSPLondon #Driverless #cars #london #autonomousCar #AutonomousVehicles #ChrisGrayling #transport https://t.co/aRWKnftvlK
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seriousinternetbusiness · 6 years ago
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#chrisgrayling #mp http://bit.ly/2GDgZoZ
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tribunamag · 6 years ago
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Warning of extremism from @chrisgrayling if no #Brexit. Projectfear? Project terror? Extremism more likely if we get failed Brexit which leads to lower living standards and less money for services. #PeoplesVote #ExitBrexit
— Vince Cable (@vincecable) January 12, 2019
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cuntorwanker · 8 years ago
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chattychimp · 4 years ago
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Chris Grayling is The Secret Barrister
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A no-effort spared investigation can reveal that the former Justice Minister, Chris Grayling, is The Secret Barrister. The Secret Barrister Since the SB took to Twitter, in May 2015, Chris Grayling featured regularly as a target for Secret’s legendary wit, point by point repudiation, withering sarcasm and evident disdain.  Many a breakfast has been disturbed by the reading out of Secret’s latest deconstruction of Grayling’s devastation of the legal system. The growth in the popularity of the @BarristerSecret account suggests public approval for this approach. However, sources close to the former minister have revealed that it was all a cunning ruse, designed to throw would-be investigators off the scent.A sauce When Mr Grayling became Justice Minister, he was so appalled at the establishment’s mismanagement of the legal system that drastic action was required. Like Jim Hacker before him, his daily battles with civil servants proved to be futile. In desperation, he created The Secret Barrister as an outlet for his anger and frustration. “He thought if people knew what was going on in the Justice System, an informed and engaged public would demand big changes. How wrong he was.”A Government shill The Honourable Mr Grayling hatched a cunning plan, in order to force systemic reform. Whenever a ministerial decision was required, he took the wrong one. Read the full article
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nihaozin · 7 years ago
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@CroftonNO2HS2: RT @Amphidromic: Government minister @chrisgrayling says we'll have #Driverless cars in a few years. So why are they throwing billions of pounds at #HS2?
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nihaozin · 7 years ago
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@paulsandham1: RT @Amphidromic: Government minister @chrisgrayling says we'll have #Driverless cars in a few years. So why are they throwing billions of pounds at #HS2?
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nihaozin · 7 years ago
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@DerekLaCasta: RT @Amphidromic: Government minister @chrisgrayling says we'll have #Driverless cars in a few years. So why are they throwing billions of pounds at #HS2?
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nihaozin · 7 years ago
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@HS2DeadDuck: RT @Amphidromic: Government minister @chrisgrayling says we'll have #Driverless cars in a few years. So why are they throwing billions of pounds at #HS2?
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nihaozin · 7 years ago
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@Amphidromic: Government minister @chrisgrayling says we'll have #Driverless cars in a few years. So why are they throwing billions of pounds at #HS2?
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