#Chloé Veitch

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CHLOE FROM TOO HOT HOT TOO HANDLE DESERVES TO BE PROTECTED

My roommate got me to watch that show

He got me at “hot people making fools of themselves and making shitty decisions”

Chloe

God bless her. I love her. She’s so sweet, so positive.

ALL ABOUT THAT FEMALE EMPOWERMENT! So proud of her.

SHARRHONDA FOR LIFE. They were a prime example of growing together and pushing yourself to be a better person for someone you really care about. They are what couples should aspire to be.

Oh and David. UGH, David. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😍🥰🥰🥰 daddy David.

He’s so sweet and so HOT 🥵 and so cute.

Someone called him a tall Tom Holland on Tumblr and that is CORRECT.

I wanna marry him, highkey. I hope my roommate doesn’t see this. He likes David too.

FUCK KORI! I really hope he rots and learn his lesson because that boy needs serious attitude adjustments. Unfortunately I would bang him too because he’s hot and he’s a geezer. Got good banter too. BUT FUCK HIM!

YOU DO NOT GO AND FUCK WITH MY GIRL CHLOE AND GET AWAY WITH IT!

JESUS! I mean Matthew. Didn’t like him much at the beginning but he grew on me. Man deserves love. I would totally be friends with him.

I loved the workshops they went through. I feel I got to connect with them through the workshops.

KELZ! Definitely not my favourite man because honestly, I’d probably be like him if I was on the show. Eyes on the prize but also remember this retreat is about self development.

LYDIA AND NICOLE! Such QUEENS! I wanted more of them. Nicole is 🌈 incarnate. She deserves the world. And Lydia, POWERFUL WOMAN ™️. God she’s great. I’d have loved to see her and David go on a date. I’m sorta glad David risked $3000 just to kiss her.

Francesca and Harry... where do I start with them? I have to say I’m as proud of them as I am proud of Sharrhonda. They frequently fucked up but they learned from it. Obviously less mature than Sharrhonda but they grew up from their mistakes and that was beautiful to watch. Specially Harry. I disliked him too but I am proud he grew up so quickly after the guys-only workshop. Also, boy went from lying to save his ass to admitting he and Francesca did the nasty in front of everyone and defended her. I call that character development. Iam so proud of both of them. I would say I don’t have a favourite between Sharrhonda and Frarry, but I have to go with Sharrhonda. Their relationship is just so mature.

Also, I would lowkey date and fuck Harry. I can’t help it, he’s like a puppy.

Who am I missing? Bryce.

Bryce, Bryce, Bryce. MAJOR HIMBO ENERGY! Love that, love him and I hope for all the best in his journey through life. I’m so proud of his growth too.

Haley! That boss ass bitch. No filter. No shame. I did not like her as a person but I did love her as contestant on the show. She was so unabashed about what she did. She went FUCK Y’ALL. She knows her place and she knows when something doesn’t work for her. I respect her for walking out of something that wasn’t for her. Not saying she wouldn’t benefit from some self development too (I am sorry, I realize I have been calling self development. I could not remember the word they word using on the show so I will stick to that until the end of this post), but some things just don’t work for some people. Perhaps a different tactic would help her grow.

Who am I forgetting? Madison? Not sure what to say about her. I didn’t really get to see much of her so I don’t have anything to say about her.

LANA! I love that robot! Lana is god. Lana sees and Lana knows. I would be a devoted follower of Lana. Just like Matthew was.

And Desirée. That bitch had some great comments. I am so happy to finally see our beloved host’s face by the end of the show.

now to end this post

PROTECT CHLOE AND DAVID AT ALL COSTS! THEY WERE THE MOST WHOLESOME PEOPLE ON THAT SHOW! I WOULD DIE FOR THEM!