#Chicken Man

[shanesbutt]

Don't offend him, he's rebooting from social interactions.

@ask-shane

[vilochkaaa]

perchance if your requests are open would you draw shane? he is everything to mee :P

here's ur sad chicken man :3

[benomvv]

shane brainrot

[monitobonito]

More Shane because it has been a while. I love to draw him being cozy and sleepy.

[dropanostalgia]

LADIES N' GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING...THE CHICKEN MAN!!! I poured blood, sweat, and tears for 3 days over this Shane art piece, and I gotta say I'm proud of it! I might overthink on minor details later, but I think I've learned quite a bit about digital art and anatomy throughout this process. I hope to do the other Stardew marriage candidates in the future as well as my farmer Serenity, but Yoba...this man lives in my head rent free. Anyways, bon appétit!

[lio-theo]

I love men with zero rizz

[lucy-the-demon]

Welcome to Stardew valley ( reworked to fit my new pov)

People were upset because i dont like harvey

Apologize I just can't like him, he scares me and idk why. Maybe it's the power imbalance maybe it's because mustaches are a real turn off for me. I just don't like him.

[sugs-shipping]

Time for "Sugi draws incorrect quotes!" with Ichini and Dabihawks

[frostbyte744]

Shadow chicken boi

[ranaraeuchle]

He still thinks you're crazy for loving him, even after all this time.

[shanesbutt]

Charlie is so silly

@ask-shane

[miu-senpaii]

Shane: I'm getting a divorce

Farmer: Yeah well, I'm taking the chicks

Farmer must have the biggest balls on the planet because that's a death wish. You know Shane would literally initiate World War III right there.

You know how Shane says he's out of shape and misses his glory days on the gridball team? Well, he won't have to miss it any longer cause all that strength and training from his high school days comes right back the moment those words leave your mouth. The tension in the air is so thick it can be sliced through with a knife as he prepares his super saiyan transformation high school sports team edition. It'll be a full-on final boss battle between billionaire farmer who is single-handedly holding up the local economy of Pelican Town vs the chicken Lorax (I speak for the chickens) with experience as a former sports team star player.

Farmer: Yeah well, I'm taking the chicks why do I suddenly hear boss music

Shane: Slowly sets Charlie down on the ground, whispering words for him to go play in the yard as to not witness the bloody crime scene that was about to take place Hold my chickens

Shane: Charges up and lunges at you full force, putting all his power into tackling you down onto the ground YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY CHICKS MY CHILDREN. EVEN IF WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH YOU SHALL NEVER PUT YOUR GRIMY HANDS ON THEM

Farmer: Laughs sadistically as blood drips down their forehead If I'm going down...I'M TAKING THE ECONOMY DOWN WITH ME. YOU WONT EVEN HAVE THE MONEY TO FEED YOUR CHICKENS, NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO GIVE THEM A SINGULAR GRAIN OF CHICKEN FEED MUAHAHAH

Shane: No...NO, I DON'T CARE! WE WILL FIND A WAY, USING THE POWER OF LOVE AND CHICKENS! A POWER YOU COULD NEVER POSSESS YOU DAMNED CAPITALIST

Farmer: We'll see about that Shane continues laughing as they slowly pass away

Shane stands up with his head spinning, looking at the blood on his shaking hands. He quickly walks over to the sink to rinse his hands, too ashamed to have his children, his chickens, see him in this state. He barely recognizes the man in the mirror staring back at him, a monster, a murderer. When the farmer threatened to take his chicks, he had seen red and jumped them without a second thought. He killed the farmer. His ex-spouse. Damn that’s gonna be an awkward divorce explanation. Now he truly had no one. But that’s ok, he knew he was going to make it through because he had his one true love—his chickens—by his side.

Maybe had a lil too much fun with this one

[ihateithere0]

There you go, he's back

Thanks Tumblr for deleting it :')

[glazedsnail]

You think if I could draw I'd draw pr0n?? (Do people still use that to avoid getting banned? Did we find another way?)

Absolutely not.

Shane as Chicken Brent.

Please.

I'm a classy human being.

[dropanostalgia]

Can you draw Shane in the big al toy barn chicken suit, for giggles

This is the best request yet, so I did it in color.

Shane loves chickens, but he surely would NOT go out of his way to wear a chicken suit...right?

[misterradiation]

Had to edit it a bit, but here is mister Shane, the chicken man! (I had a lot of fun making this, more so than making the haley one, so enjoy)