#Chia Pet

[fullmetalharmony]

A cosplay compilation ✨️ this isn't everything that I've done over the last two years, just a few highlights! I'm still very much at the beginning of my cosplay journey, but I have big plans for the next year!

Uh hi 👋 I didn't realize y'all would like this so much. Feel free to follow me on IG and Tiktok if you want regular cosplay updates! I'm @fullmetalharmony on both

[webdiggerxxx]

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[artfartt]

Alt under the undercut

[disease]

please excuse me while i just... yeah

[shiftythrifting]

People n' poops. All found at thrifts in the Boise, ID area over the last several weeks. I have no comments other than most of these weird me out or make me kind uncomfy.

[1999babi]

chia pets

source 1, 2, 3, 4

[dilf-unit]

Literally the entire mk cast rn they did johnny so wrong HE LOOKS LIKE A CARROT

[skekilla]

chi boop boop ba doop !

me and my great friend were talking about tadc ocs last night and we came up with a few silly ideas. heres mine :) shes a chia pet and she is a soft pretty girl which kinda conceals some rage and misery beneath hehe

dont ask how she became betty boop inspired i dont know how, it just happened

[glitchedcrisis]

!!eyestrain/warning!!

It's time to drink water

@0starmuncher0

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I have never once seen a chia pet that looks good. In the old commercials they'd always look impossibly full, like perfectly styled green cotton balls enveloping the terracotta figure, but in real life they look like wispy green pubes.

Nothing about a chia pet has ever looked intentional, everything about it screams accidental.

[eevachu]

I just need to let everyone browsing in the wenclair tag know that there’s both a Thing and a Wednesday chia pet. I dunno what you’ll do with this information, but I’m sure it’ll make it into a fanfiction or fanart somehow.

[oldshowbiz]

[caggianopottery]

🍃 BULBA-SPROUT, I CHOOSE YOU! 🍃

I made my own Chia Pet.

Look at them grooowwww!

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[disease]

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK™ CHIA PET®

Attention, boys and ghouls! The Elvira Mistress of the Dark™ Chia Pet® is here and ready to be cruelly yours! The horror icon, macabre movie hostess, and undisputed 'Queen of Halloween' is now a spooktacular home planter. This terra cotta Elvira bust comes complete with her signature vampy hairdo and plunging neckline. Elvira's dress and skin are glazed and painted to show off her ghostly pallor and drop-dead gorgeous makeup. Growing your own Chia Pet is easy and fun! Just plant your seeds and watch Elvira sprout a full head of leafy green hair in just 1-2 weeks! The creepy-cool Elvira Chia Pet is perfect for Halloween and makes a great gift for anyone who loves horror, pop culture, or just funky home décor!

[megankoumori]

We see in the premiere movie of "Samurai Jack" (part two) that despite ruling the world, Aku isn't above endorsement deals. Not because he needs the money, but because he's just an attention whore.

What other products do you think Mr. Unspeakable Evil shills? "NEW! AKU CHIA PET! Simply apply chia seeds to antlers, GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!!!, and beard, and in one to two weeks you will have a full, luxurious coat of sprouts worthy of the MASTER OF EVIL!!! CHA-CHA-CHA CHIA!!!

...What you mean the Samurai Jack Chia Pets have already sold out? What do you mean no one is buying the Aku Chia Pets?! FOOL! I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER USED THE SAMURAI!!!"

Meanwhile, Jack is standing outside a store window, quite confused as he looks at a terracotta planter of himself with a bushy plant afro. He goes inside and comes out ten minutes later smiling and holding a Chia Pet Hedgehog.