#Chenya the [Redacted]

[1930sdarlin]

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I assure you my eyes are at the normal amount of wetness at the moment. There is Noone to go after I promise. 😅

Also, most of the time I don't even cry because of something someone else did, it's probably me getting worked up with my own emotions and such.

Also the tiny frog idea is amazing and it made me imagine my mini Cheshire cat tsum tsum plush on top of my head instead so thank you for that mental imagery Chen. ♡♡♡

And well, if it ever came to me having a front row seat, I'd prefer to just be mostly oblivious. I will not lie.

👍🏻

Just to preface this, I'm fine and everything is okay, my curiosity is what motivates this.

If someone made me cry and you found out about it..what would you do?

(I will counter this with a much more light-hearted ask in the future >wo)

Well, first things first, I take care of you. You’re crying. Ĭ̸̝̱̰̿̉ ̶̘̓̄͠d̷̯̣̩̙͋ǫ̷̻̗̓ͅn̴̪̂̾’̴̡̹̞̓̊t̵͇̯̾̕ ̵̄́��l̵̢͍̞̯̂i̶͖̇̔̕̕k̵͙̅̎ě̸̥̘͙͜ ̶̤̝̗̇t̶͖͇̺̟͑h̴̛̯̥̥̾̐̑a̴̧̡̲̅t̴͚̳͍̣͑.̶̮̰̀̉ So I’m going to take you deep into the Tulgey Wood and do whatever I need to do so that you feel better. Whatever that may be. Plushies to cuddle? A weighted blanket? A million pillows? Hot chocolate? Alcohol? Sweet food? Junk food? Funny movies? Romcoms? A little froggie on top of your head as a hat?

A̵͖̪͝ ̷̳̒f̸̢̣̭͙̤̻̄̇͒͊͝͝r̶̝̤̙̦̝͒̈́̂̉̀́ọ̸͔͇͙͚̰͂̀n̴̞̩̼̰̻̍̀̾͝͝ṭ̶̨̮̠̃́̅͊̕ ̸̢̻͉͒̿r̸̝͗̀̈́̄͒͜͜o̸̡͔̫̗͊w̴͍̄̒̐̌̚ ̴̨̨͚͂s̶̻̳̖̬̻̎̒̀̕͘ȩ̸̜̼̗̱̐̓ȁ̸͉̲̙͔̻͆t̵͔̰̮̫̃̊ ̴̨̡̱̝̖̗̀͆t̶̮̺̪͑ǫ̸̹̦́͑͘͝ ̷̜̏̉̂̅̓̆w̸̧̥̳̤͎͇̆͋̽͑̊ḫ̶͎̩͖̿̊͆̔͛͠a̸̹̤̺̅̕ͅṱ̶͖̈́̀͋ ̴͎͎͆̅͠ć̷̗̄̕̕o̴̢̭͎͔͓̔̎̀͝m̴̥͍͊̑͗̕ẻ̴̙͖̃̕s̸̥͎̎̽̔̃̌͒ͅ ̸̙̹̝͍͙͉̍̎͐͒̋̅n̷̛͔̳͉͚̆͋e̷̼̭̬̠͌̄̀͛͘ẋ̷͇̲t̶̢̺͓̖́̄͛͌͛?̷͉̦̹̔͂

You want it, you got it.

Then, in return for taking care of you ever-so-sweetly, I’m going to ask for something in return. Usually, I wouldn’t make anything in a friendship feel like an equal exchange, but, and you’ll have to forgive me for this, I’m not budging on this part. You have accepted my care. I’m only asking for the e̴̥͋x̵̩͠a̸̘̍c̸̰̈ẗ̴̙́ ̴̦͘d̵̪͘e̴̙̒t̵̼̃ä̴̯́i̶̺̋l̸̬̉ś̸ͅ ̴̩̇ó̶͎f̸͔̃ ̵̫̍w̶̏ͅh̷̼͋ä̸̜t̴̰͛ ̸̱́l̷͓̐ë̸̙́a̶̩͒d̶̝͒ ̸̱̊y̶̨̅ô̷̬ṷ̵̎ ̴̬͗ṭ̸̆ȍ̷̹ ̶̘̋ç̴͆o̴̩̿m̶͔̓e̴̗̾ ̵̼̑c̵̟͆r̵̩͊ỵ̴̒ị̴̐ṇ̶͐g̴̰͘ ̶̞͂t̴̬̐ò̷̝ ̷͕̎m̷̮͛e̵̱͝.̵͎̀ ̸̦̊

Ë̴̡̜̬̱̙̯̞̻̰͚͔́̊̾̒̎̑̏s̴̳̼͎̫̣̤̘͉̻̬̰̘̝̊̂̎̔́̽͛͆̒̒͋̒́͌̚͠͝p̶͖̘̺̠̘̣͓̙̞̟̍̏̂̽̅͠é̷̡̨̠͓̥͚͎̱̗̠̖̰̰̗̱̯͍͇͉͠c̴͔̙̥̖̀̓͛̌͗̏̚i̶͚͕̼̙͇̪͒̈́̽̓̊̈́̍̊̚͜ą̷̒̓l̵͖̯̦̩͖̗̪̯̭̺̭̺̆͛̆̒̽̃̐̈́͂̇̊͒̅̚͠l̵̛̦̩̹̣̤̞͇͇̞̙̭̗̭̇͋̂͌͊̀̽͒̈̋̑̒̉̉̇́̕͘ͅy̵̧̧͚̘̗̯͕̩͈̙͙̭̝̣̞͖͇̘̺̩̆͂̎ ̷̗͉̬̺̻͋͑̓̍̾̚��̨̧̢͚̭̜̹̜̬̫̞͎̟͈ḏ̵̡̨̢̱̜̘̗̞̺̯̳̱̖͉͇̅͂̀̎͋̓͜͠ę̷͍̼̼̼̥͍͚͚̻̞͝ṭ̵̼̙̗̘͐̂̍̓́̈́̀̔̐̌̒̂̀̂̕͜͝ͅa̸͎̩̺̬̼̘̰̻̗̫̔̽̈͋̄̽̔͊̐͛͆̀̓͒̆ͅì̷̡͙̙̪͔͋̀̒̇̈́̾̆͆̆͆̀̃͜͠͝͝͝l̶̮̠̰͍̱͔̲̖̠̭̯̾̏̓̌̌͒̀̈̓̃̆̀̆̒̆̚̕̚͘ͅs̸͙̟̣͉̃̈́̎͌̿́̔͊͋̌͘̕͝ ̸̧̤̱̞͉͉̳̦̣̭̭̲͈͕͕͊̀̾̅̅͘͝ͅͅl̶̦̾̿̈́͐̉͗̃͘į̴̨͇̠͖̮̭̼͔̮͈̦̹͌̓͊̈́k̴̪̪̝͂͑́̈́́̉͆̌͑͝è̸͕̟̱͔͚̹̞̩̙̂̑͑̽͆̂̀͒̍̓͑̄͂͌̍ ̷̨̡̧̳̮̙̺̠̙̩̰͍̭̺̣͊́̇͊̿͂̀̋̉̽̐̔͘̚͠N̸̡̛̮̦̬̬̱̺̞̣͙̯͚̤͚̫̞͔͎͓͆̍͐̿̍͂͠͝A̴̜̠͇͓͙̫̣͉͆̎͝M̷̢̧̛͚̞̤̺̙͇͉͔̺͇̗̠̝̜͉͇͌̽̔E̴̩̖̱̪̱͙̟̞̣̻͋͛́̍̐͆͛̆́ͅS̶̛̛̛̖̘͉͙͈̘̤̗̻̳̳̦̬̦̹͓̙̓̀̆̌̌͂̍̏̈̈́̐͑́̎͘͜͠.̴̘͙̺̤̯̬̯͖̳̖̰͉̙̻̳̬̭̫̎̎͒͐́͗̈́̏̆̀̓͗͐̚͠

If one of the things you wanted was a front row seat, I will gladly provide you a TV as I go off. But even that will be edited, I’m afraid. My magic just doesn’t work well with technology sometimes - the more power being used, the harder it is for cameras to stay rolling. But that’s okay - you probably don’t actually want to see everything anyway. Don’t worry too much though - I do go to RSA after all! It’s not like I’m going to kill them.

If you try to convince me to not go after the… D̶̹̠͈̤̼͎̻͓̹̗̮̺̠̳̙͎̜̋Ȩ̶̝͔̮͇̱̫̯͈̲͔̣̞̱̌̈́͝͠T̷̡̨̧̛̥̫͕̜̗̝̳͓͓͈̩̉͆̋̇̓̈́̄̿̕͝A̶̧̟̝̱̹̞̞̦̭̜̲̅̾̊̏̓̓͌̔̈̎̐̕͜͜͝Į̷̨̰̞͇̪̖̲̼̞͎̭̘͈̖̐͜ͅL̴̛̟̳̓͊̀̓͗̍̕͜͝S̷̘͍̜͎̹̻̜̟̻̮̖̟͔̹̋͗͊́̏̆̔̒̉̽͜͠… whether I listen will depend on what they did. I may listen to you and let them go for now. Or I may simply smile at you, cuddle with you, purr lightly, hum a lullaby until you give into the siren song of sleep… then slip out of your impromptu comfort nest and go after them in the darkness of the night while you sleep dreamlessly and safely in my Wood.

Cats, no matter how supposedly domesticated, are predators, hunters, at heart.

Ą̶̤̮̬̯̹̝͙͎̪̰̟̅͐̆̿͌̔̊̔͒̒̃͗̈́̑̕͜͠n̵̡̖̫͔͎̲̼̼̩̩̍͛́̀͋̐́̈́d̴̪̜̱̫͎͙̻̗̬͍̹̄͂̀̎̂͑̀̽̚͝ ̵̛̳͌͋̂͗͛́͋̊͑Ĩ̴̪̠̞͉̞̞͕̈͆ͅ ̵̹̗̣͆̍̉̈̒a̸̡̺̭̩̣͈̯̯̾̂̑̑͠m̷̢̛͍͖͇͔̲̯̦̌͂̏͘ ̶͚̫͂̋͌̕͜ṫ̴̥̋̌͂̽͒h̵̛̫͍̹͙̤̪̓̾͘è̴̲͇̹͊̑̐ ̵̢̮̓̍̊̅̋̿Ć̵̢̗̘̜͓̫̥͊͌͋̌̏̇̿͘ḩ̶͇̥̲̗͎̭̋̉̍̂̑̋̚̚͜e̴̢̖̙̩̽̿s̶̢͇̤̺̘̯̬̘̠̋̎h̷̰̽̕i̷̫̊̔͌̉̓r̸̢̬̗͚͉̳͎͌͗̒̎̄̏͒e̶̛̻̪̹̖̮͖̋̓̍̽̉́ ̴̧̨̼̝̦̮̫̯̫̈́̍͌̒̍̈́̅͘C̶̡̛̠͚͓͎̈́̑̃͊́̏̕ͅą̶̖̘̱̖̫͒̈͘ẗ̴̨̠͙̳́̈̅̂͂̚͝.̸̧̨̧̤̖̹̘͌́̿̈́͠

I̵̟̮͍̰̝͌ ̷̧̺̪̙̾̂̉̕n̴̗̼̿̈́̉̿̎̄ē̵̠̦̤̘̻̑́͐̈́v̶̘̳͈́̅͊̎̍͠e̴̡̿̓͋ȓ̴̟̳̭̘͋͑̚ ̸̙̞̋̈d̶͎̦̩̥̣̀́͑̄̚̚i̶̢̮̻͂̈́͂̕ͅd̴͈̜̩͐͐̾̃̊͝ͅ ̸͓̟̱͊̀̍̈́͌̒͜ͅp̷̨̗̩̪͛́̓͘̕r̷̠̜͉͉̪͑̽́̋̎ơ̵͓̝̗̯̏̓̃́̄͜m̶̮̜͎͚͔̈́͛̀̚i̵̦̲͙͉̱͒̽͜s̸̡̢̺̙͚͐ę̸̫͓́ ̵̙̞͍̮̲̒ẏ̵̞̦͖͙̒̃͛̚o̴͈̩̅̀͛̀͘͝ȗ̸͍͉̦̟̗͎̓͋̑ ̸̹̤̞̟̃͂̓̒ạ̴̡̛͎͊̿͛ṋ̷͊͊̿y̵̨̘̩̣͗̃ẗ̸̺̦͎̩̫́̍̆̍͝h̷̜̹̘̄̇́̇i̵̟̿ͅͅn̸̮͔̤͗ͅg̸̺̍͋,̶͇̤͇̀ ̴̟̣̈́̒͘D̸̟͍̖͕̎ͅa̵̪̎̎͊͌r̴̪̒̑́̚͜l̶̬̹̔̀̔̃͆i̴͔̺͗̈̈́͠n̴͔͇̋͒͝.̶̦̞̻͛͊

B̵̢͆ů̶͚t̵̻͊ ̷͚̑I̶̮͝ ̸̬͗w̴̨͝i̴̜̓l̸̬͒l̴̗͌ ̸̯̾h̸͎̕a̷͙̐p̴̪͊p̸͉̕ḯ̶̯l̷̥̅ỳ̴̪ ̸̺̓p̸̪̿r̶̫͌õ̶̠m̵͈̄ḭ̸̂s̸͖̋ȩ̷̃ ̸̢͠y̴͈̑o̸̘̔u̵̦͘ ̷̬̅t̸̼̕ẖ̵̀ā̸̮t̶̜͒ ̷̪͂t̷̨̄h̵͙̚e̷̙̓y̸̳͒ ̷̮̀w̵̛̲i̶̢̊l̷͚̔l̷͓͠ ̶̰̋ñ̵̥e̵̫͝v̸̜̒ḙ̸̔ŗ̴͌ ̸͎̃b̵̡̈́o̸̮͂t̴̨͑h̸̙̒ë̵̠́r̴͖̓ ̵̥̒y̵̼̎ǫ̵͋ü̵̖ ̷̦̈́a̸̡̓g̴͍͠a̴̟͛i̴͉̚n̴͇̂.̵̹͠ ̶̬͝

But this is all hypothetical, because you are just asking and are not actually hurt and crying and just pretending to be fine…

Correct? :)

[1930sdarlin]

[Please do not repost without permission]

[tobitobby]

STAFF/SUPPORTING

STAFF

DIRE CROWLEY

>none yet

DIVUS CREWEL

>Redacted with Divus Crewel (Playlist+Scenario)

MOZUS TREIN

>none yet

ASHTON VARGAS

>none yet

SAM

>none yet

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS

NEIGE LEBLANCHE

>none yet

CHE'NYA

>Getting High With Chenya (Playlist)

NAJMA VIPER

>none yet

[your-local-grinning-cat]

‘Twas brillig and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe…

You have entered the Tulgey Wood, the home of Che’nya. When the curious cat beastman is not attending classes at RSA or out bothering visiting his friends at NRC, Che’nya will often be found here, wandering the Wood. 💜🐾

Make sure you keep a good grip on your mind - you wouldn’t want to lose it now! - because things are a little different around here…

If you’re curiouser and curiouser - please be sure to read the directions to be directed in the right direction…but not necessarily directly… ⤵️

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Before you go any further, you should know Che’nya is not alone in the Wood. He has kidnapped adopted a pet human of his very own, AR! Where Che’nya goes, AR goes. AR is as much a part of the Tulgey Wood and the world of Twisted Wonderland as Che’nya himself is, so do not be surprised when AR and Che’nya interact!

AR is both a character and the role player. How can AR be the role player for Che’nya if Che’nya adopted them? Well that certainly is an interesting question, isn’t it? I suppose you’ll have to read further to find out. You were warned that things are different around here… 🩷🐾

While all of Wonderland is mad, there are rules here. The Queen of Hearts has made sure of it! Very loudly! And even someone as chaotic as Che’nya listens to the Queen most of the time.

Here are the TALL (rules explained in full and fully in character, posted first) and small (tl;dr, posted second) rules of the Tulgey Wood.

TALL RULES!

1. As said before, Che’nya is not alone here in his Wood. He always drags his human, AR, along with him. AR is not allowed to leave the Tulgey Wood and has been lost here for quite some time. They request their one phone call, a lawyer, and for you all to remember that when you interact with the crazy cat AR will also be present and accounted for

2. If you have any questions, comments, requests for advice, pleas for directional help, etc. for the local stray, feel free to send an ask! Just know that the time period of when Che’nya gets back to you may vary… he is very free-spirited after all. One moment he’s here, the next he’s at NRC stealing tarts from Heartslabyul, then he’s at RSA studying, and then he’s through the Looking Glass and going only Che’nya knows where! So please be patient and respectful of the fact that Che’nya does not stay in the Tulgey Wood 24/7

3. Che’nya and AR both support people no matter where they have wandered from, what they look like, who they love, etc. and will not tolerate racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, etc. Che’nya is mad, not a bigot. If you act bigoted within the Wood, you will either be given a warning (but this is only if AR honestly thinks it was a mistake and a teachable moment, as we all make mistakes and deserve room to learn and grow) or teleported out of the Tulgey Wood and magically barred from entering again 🚫

4. Che’nya is a fairly flirty kitty, but he is mostly SFW. The most he is comfortable with is hugs, cuddles, playful cheek kisses, and perhaps quick pecks. However, he is also a cat beastman, so he is also willing to exhibit/recieve more cat-like behaviors/affections, such as nuzzling, head pats, pets, ear scratches, tail wraps, pinning people while play fighting, and quick kitten licks. And, as a cat, Che’nya has no sense of personal space once he is comfortable with you. Unless you tell him to stop or that you are uncomfortable, you will often find yourself with a lap full of Che’nya or just have him lounging around and/or on you. And when it comes to “verbal” flirting, do not act lewd, crass, or excessively NSFW. Anyone who makes Che’nya and/or AR uncomfortable will either be given a warning or teleported out and magically barred, depending on the severity 🚫

5. NSFW content that IS allowed is cursing. The cat could not care less about that - there are more interesting things to pay attention to

6. Che’nya is very friendly! He is absolutely willing to interact with other rp blogs and OCs! The more the merrier! He believes madness is much more fun when you can share it with more people ❤️🐾

7. Neither Che’nya, nor AR, hardly ever get on Tumblr on anything other than their mobile device. So, needless to say, this entire blog is being created and maintained on mobile. So keep that in mind if anything looks wonky - AR knows some things don’t translate well but they don’t want to hear any complaints. They said it will make them cry so please don’t do that to them

8. Che’nya and AR reserve the right to decide which asks they do and do not answer for any reason

small rules.

(tl;dr the above monstrosity… which, fair)

1. There is an actual person behind this roleplay blog. Remember that and be kind and respectful

2. You can send asks in but please be patient if you are not answered right away - real life does come first

3. Be a decent human being. Don't be racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, etc. This will either result in a warning (if it is honestly a mistake, as people should have room to learn and grow) or a block 🚫

4. Keep it pretty much SFW. AR is asexual and neurodivergent and struggles to pick up on flirting cues. View Che’nya as someone who is highly physically affectionate, extremely playful, and perhaps slightly flirty - but that’s as far as it will go. If you want a better grasp of what physical affections Che’nya would be okay with, check the TALL #4 rule. Anyone who breaks this rule will either be given a warning or a block, depending on the severity 🚫

5. Cursing is allowed

6. Other rp blogs and OC characters are absolutely welcome to interact!

7. This blog is being run entirely on mobile so forgive any weird formatting

8. AR has every right to refuse to answer an ask for any reason with no explanation required

Che’nya: I wonder if anyone will ever actually read all of this… You’re putting so much effort into this.

AR: *laughs* Probably not. But I knew that from the beginning. This is just the OCD writer in me. If they actually do read any of it, they’ll probably just skip down to the small rules. It’s why I included them.

Che’nya: *frowns* But what about the tags? They’re next!

AR: *shrugs* Who really wants to read all this Che’nya? Isn’t it enough I had fun making it?

Che’nya: …hmm… *looks out at you all* Let’s make it worthwhile for those that actually read this then! If mew have skipped all of the above, go read it and then get back here. I’m going to go back up there 👆and leave paw prints in colors that you need to remember!

Che’nya: Here are the new paw prints! 💛🐾

AR: What will the reward be?

Che’nya: Well, they’re not done collecting, now are they? They still need to go through the tags of the blog… Heeheehee… 😸

AR: *sighs* Okay, yeah. The tags are kinda important and interesting anyway. They give some blog-specific Che’nya lore, after all.

Che’nya: OOOH LIKE HOW I’M BASICALLY A LOWKEY COSMIC HORROR/CRYPTID/TRICKSTER GOD ENTITY THAT IS ENTIRELY SELF AWARE AND LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF FOURTH WALLS?! 😺😺😺

AR: …yeah that. 🫠

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TAGS 🏷️

#Che’nya Chats - when Che’nya replies to asks, regardless of what kind they are

#Che’nya Appears - when Che’nya wanders off to other blogs and sends asks to them, usually to stir up mischief

#Che’nya Comments - when Che’nya pops onto a post where he wasn’t originally a participant… but I guess he is now

#Che’nya Meows - when Che’nya makes any kind of original post speaking his mind (for better or worse)

#Che’nya Grins - when Che’nya finds posts, jokes, riddles, puns, art, etc. that make him happy that he wants to share with his furiends!

#Che’nya the [REDACTED] - when Che’nya does something that reminds us that there’s more to him than just a cute little kitty beastman… 🖤🐾

#Che’nya Knows No 4th Wall - when Che’nya once again flaunts that he is 100% self aware, the little shit 😒

#AR answers - when AR replies to asks in the actual body post, not just the tags; usually for asks that need/ask for AR specifically

#AR speaks - when AR makes any kind of original post speaking their mind; includes posts looking past the 4th wall as AR is both a character and the roleplayer

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BONUS TAG INFO 🏷️ 🏷️

#AR: / #Che’nya: - AR and Che’nya are speaking in the tags; if #AR is not included, and the tag is not a sorting tag of some sort, then the tag is most likely Che’nya adding more to to conversation as he is the default speaker when AR is not included

#OOC: - While AR can answer things OOC as they are both in character and OOC, to keep things from being confusing in the tags since sometimes AR and Che’nya converse there, any OOC moments in the tags will be preceded by “OOC:” Anywhere else, AR will simply respond to any “4th wall breaking” comments

Che’nya: Is that is?

AR: Yeah, I think that’s it.

Che’nya: Yay! 😸 You did it!

AR: So are you done having your Blue’s Clues moment?

Che’nya: …💙🐾

AR: You’re enjoying this far too much.

Che’nya: LET ME HAVE THIS! I LET YOU HAVE THE PINNED POST! 😾

AR: *sighs* Okay, Steve, what do the good little children get for collecting the multi-colored paw prints?

Che’nya: Heeheehee! They’re not done~!

AR: What?

Che’nya: They have to find the last one at the very end, then they have to put 💕🐾 in the comments of this pinned post (and no, ↖️ that print does not count as one of my magic paw prints!), and then send me an ask saying they have been directed to me via the magic paw prints and include all the paw print colors in order! And if they do ALL OF THAT……

AR: …

Che’nya: I will reply to their ask with something fun. Like a cool joke or a riddle or a cute cat picture or something. 😺

AR: …that’s it?

Che’nya: THEY WILL ALSO GET TO HOLD THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE OF THE MAGIC PAW PRINTS OVER THEIR FRIENDS’ HEADS! Because you can’t tell other people where you found the paw prints. That’s cheating. 😾

AR: That is ridiculously convoluted just to get a joke or something, Che’nya.

Che’nya: But I will be sure to give them a shoutout for following the magic paw prints. They will be special. They will have bragging rights.

AR: … *walks away, satisfied with my post and 100% done with Che’nya*

Che’nya: Liar! You’re not 100% done with me or you wouldn’t be roleplaying me! *snickers, glances back at you all reading this, winks, and then follows after them, grinning*

Che’nya: *calling back to the readers over his shoulder* Remember, there’s one last paw print to find. I’ve already given hints as to where it could be~!

Now it’s time for the cat to play…

Heeheehee… 😸

[your-local-grinning-cat]

‘Twas brillig and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe…

You have entered the Tulgey Wood, the home of Che’nya. When the curious cat beastman is not attending classes at RSA or out bothering visiting his friends at NRC, Che’nya will usually be found here, wandering his Wood.

Make sure you keep a good grip on your mind - you wouldn’t want to lose it now! - because things are a little different around here…

If you’re curiouser and curiouser - please be sure to read the directions to be directed in the right direction… but not necessarily directly!

Know that you ignore the rules of the Tulgey Wood at your own peril! 😼⤵️

Before you go any further, you should know Che’nya is not alone in his Wood. He has kidnapped convinced his best friend, AR, to live with him! Where Che’nya goes, AR goes. AR is as much a part of the Tulgey Wood and the world of Twisted Wonderland as Che’nya himself is, so do not be surprised when AR and Che’nya interact!

AR is both a character and the roleplayer. How can AR be the roleplayer for Che’nya if they’re also a character? Well, that certainly is an interesting question, isn’t it? I suppose you’ll have to read further to find out. You were warned that things are different around here…

While all of Wonderland is Mad, there are rules here. The Queen of Hearts has made sure of it! Very loudly! And even someone as chaotic as Che’nya listens to the Queen most of the time. But these are AR’s rules and everyone is expected to follow them, even Che’nya!

Rules of the Tulgey Wood

1️⃣ There is an actual person behind this account. Remember that and be kind and respectful. If you break the rules you will either be ignored, told the rule/s you broke and directed to it/them, or outright blocked.

9️⃣ Be a decent human being to everyone - not just the person behind this blog. Racism, homophobia, misogyny, transphobia, etc. are not tolerated here. MAPs and pro-shippers are also unwelcome. If I ever do/say/reblog anything offensive myself, feel free to tell me and I will correct it! I am human and make mistakes.

3️⃣ The admin running this blog is an adult in their mid twenties. Please keep this in mind. For your safety and my own, if you are a minor, I ask that you only interact with me through asks so that I can answer them publicly. That way the entire interaction is in full view of others.

8️⃣ I do not rp in DMs. If I contact you via Tumblr DM or you contact me in DMs, I will be talking to you OOC.

4️⃣ Everything will be answered at my own discretion and time frame. Not only do I have a life outside of this blog, but I often end up putting a lot of effort into just one reply, making my response time a little slow. Because of this, I can easily get overwhelmed with notifications and burnout, so I sometimes need to step away and take breaks. Please be patient, and thank you for understanding!

2️⃣ While this blog is fairly NSFW, as I allow cursing, some smaller horror-esqe descriptions, and can speak of darker topics, one thing that I do not allow is sexual content. While Che’nya is very tactile and highly physically affectionate, the furthest he will go is kissing, nuzzling, cuddling, etc. He may also do some cat things such as scenting, kneading, kitten licks, nipping, etc., but that is as far as I am comfortable with.

6️⃣ This is a multiship blog. Which means that while Che’nya can date multiple people, those relationships will not intersect with each other, belonging in their own pocket realities. Che’nya, being self aware, is unique in that he is aware of all his partners in every reality and is honest with every partner about the situation. So, to him, it’s more like he’s in a polyamorous polycule. But, for the purpose of the blog itself, because his partners will ever interact as fellow S/Os, this blog is multiship.

5️⃣ Other rp blogs and OCs are absolutely welcome! However, if it’s your character’s first time talking to Che’nya, especially an OC, I ask that you either give a brief explanation as to who they are at the bottom of the ask you send or provide a link to an intro post that I can read so I know who I’m talking to and Che’nya can act accordingly. I am not going to hunt down information about your character if you are wanting to interact with me. It would be different if I was reaching out to you. A summary can be as simple or as long as you like. Here’s an example of a short one provided by @castaway-achlys:

“Character is a mild-mannered and typically quiet boy. Despite his past, he's incredibly intelligent and curious about the world, and always has kindness in store for others. He is 18 and in the Ignihyde dorm.”

7️⃣ Much longer rule because it comes with a little added explanation on Che’nya! But it is just as important!

Please refrain from god modding. Che’nya is my character. I do not appreciate it when you try to force him to act like you want him to, you assume he will react/act in a certain way, or you try to force your headcanons onto the character I am roleplaying. This is not the canon Che’nya, nor is this your version of Che’nya. This is my version of Che’nya.

If you do not know what god modding is, here is a link! And before you click on it, know the tone is /lh

Bouncing off of “no god modding,” people may try to complain that my Che’nya is OP because I let him metagame and seem to let him powerplay. (I will not provide links to these terms - if you don’t know them I think the link previously provided will have been enough to tell you what to do to fix that 😂) While I can’t argue with the metagaming, as Che’nya is self aware, I can argue with powerplay.

Che’nya is not all powerful… unless he is in his Tulgey Woods, where he is the Ultimate Game Master and controls everything. But that does not mean he doesn’t have weaknesses, even there. And once OUT of the Wood, Che’nya is NOT all powerful. He is still strong, but he is no longer the Ultimate Game Master. The key would be managing to catch the cat. Which would be incredibly difficult, but it could be done. This is why Che’nya does not often leave the Tulgey Wood. He is well aware of his vulnerability.

Then there is the fact that, even if he is very powerful, enough to even warp reality at times… he has also managed to get his head stuck in a teapot, summoned marshmallows and skewers to roast them but complained he had no chocolate or graham crackers so he couldn’t make s’mores, and has run face-first into walls more than once.

He may be Powerful, but he is also Mad and Silly and that can make him Stupid at times. It would be no fun if he was truly all powerful all the time.

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Tags are important on this blog! Not only does Che’nya often speak in them (AR sometimes joins in, even when they were not present in the main post), but there are also good sorting tags to check out if you’re interested!

Tagging System

Sorting Tags - Che’nya

#che’nya meows - when Che’nya makes an original post speaking whatever nonsense comes to him

#che’nya chats - when Che’nya replies to asks sent to him… and yes, that is a play on “chat” being French for “cat,” but no, it’s not for you Rook lovers it’s a REFERENCE TO THE BOOK LET ME LIVE MY LIFE 😭

#che’nya wanders - when Che’nya leaves the Tulgey Wood to go visit other blogs and send his own asks, usually to stir up mischief

#che’nya appears - when Che’nya suddenly pops up on a post, often without warning or invatation

#che’nya grins - when Che’nya finds something purrticularly fun, funny, and/or fabulous 😸

#che’nya lore drop - my Che’nya is not the Che’nya from canon… since we don’t know much about him, I have made him my own

So, that being said…

#che’nya the [REDACTED] - when Che’nya does or says something, in the main post or the tags, that reminds us that he is more than just a silly kitty beastman… he is the Cheshire Cat

#che’nya knows no 4th wall - when Che’nya breaks the 4th wall because he is 100% self aware and does not care about architecture

Sorting Tags - AR

#ar speaks - when AR makes an original post IN CHARACTER (sometimes included even if AR only speaks in the tags)

#ar answers - when AR replies to asks IN CHARACTER (sometimes included even if AR only speaks in the tags)

#ar asks - when AR sends an ask to a blog IN CHARACTER (sometimes included even if AR only speaks in the tags)

#ar comments - when AR comments on posts they were not originally involved in IN CHARACTER (sometimes included even if AR only speaks in the tags)

#ar _____s ooc - when AR makes an original post, replies to asks, sends asks, or comments on posts OUT OF CHARACTER, explaining something that is happening to the blog admin irl

Speaking Tags - All

If only ONE person is speaking in/making a post, whether it’s Che’nya or AR, assume the person “talking” in the tags is them, even with no name identifier. However, if both are speaking, they will identify themselves.

#che’nya: Che’nya is speaking in this tag

#ar: AR is speaking in this tag - in character

#ooc: if you see this tag, I am talking as the admin and out of character, but this is not on a post I have made specifically to speak OOC

Event Tags

Whenever there is a fun situation that lasts a while happening on the blog, there will be a tag specific to the event! It will be formatted like this…

#che’nya event: [event]

Some people have been given their own unique tag. Here’s a list of those who have earned their own kind of cat bell from me that I tend to ring the most often! (let me know if you want to be untagged) There are some other people who have bells, but I don’t tag them as often.

Cat Bell Buddies 🔔

@1930sdarlin: #darlin megs 💖

@blind0raven

Foxy: #boxy foxy birdy friend

Kibby: #👑🦊

@castaway-achlys

Castor: #⭐️🔭😸

Pollux: #💫🔭😸

@disgruntled-prince: #🦁💜😸

I will make a post with more information about Che’nya specifically later to link here, but for now… I think they deserve to finally have a place of honor on Che’nya’s blog!

Relationships 😻

Nightlight - Che’nya and his Star, Castor

(@castaway-achlys)

✨🌙⭐️✨

Darli’nya - Che’nya and his Darlin, Megs

(@1930sdarlin)

✨💜💖✨

Leo’nya - Che’nya and His Highness, Leona

(@disgruntled-prince)

✨😸🦁✨

AR: Fuck my life this was supposed to be shorter than the last one…

Che’nya: Well… at least it’s more organized? And, to be fair, you did have more things to add on this one than the last one.

AR: *sobbing*

Che’nya: =o_o=

Credit and thanks to @cafekitsune for the dividers!

[1930sdarlin]

"Ah haha I see, sorry I guess I was thinking of a movie quote honestly. Dunno why you'd have names for the different sides of yourself since it really all just is well- you"

*I sigh. Speaking under my breath*

"Your mad self that I adore so much" ..♡

*keeps petting him because I can't resist dhdhdh*

Just to preface this, I'm fine and everything is okay, my curiosity is what motivates this.

If someone made me cry and you found out about it..what would you do?

(I will counter this with a much more light-hearted ask in the future >wo)

Well, first things first, I take care of you. You’re crying. Ĭ̸̝̱̰̿̉ ̶̘̓̄͠d̷̯̣̩̙͋ǫ̷̻̗̓ͅn̴̪̂̾’̴̡̹̞̓̊t̵͇̯̾̕ ̵̩̄́l̵̢͍̞̯̂i̶͖̇̔̕̕k̵͙̅̎ě̸̥̘͙͜ ̶̤̝̗̇t̶͖͇̺̟͑h̴̛̯̥̥̾̐̑a̴̧̡̲̅t̴͚̳͍̣͑.̶̮̰̀̉ So I’m going to take you deep into the Tulgey Wood and do whatever I need to do so that you feel better. Whatever that may be. Plushies to cuddle? A weighted blanket? A million pillows? Hot chocolate? Alcohol? Sweet food? Junk food? Funny movies? Romcoms? A little froggie on top of your head as a hat?

A̵͖̪͝ ̷̳̒f̸̢̣̭͙̤̻̄̇͒͊͝͝r̶̝̤̙̦̝͒̈́̂̉̀́ọ̸͔͇͙͚̰͂̀n̴̞̩̼̰̻̍̀̾͝͝ṭ̶̨̮̠̃́̅͊̕ ̸̢̻͉͒̿r̸��̝̀̈́̄͒͜͜o̸̡͔̫̗͊w̴͍̄̒̐̌̚ ̴̨̨͚͂s̶̻̳̖̬̻̎̒̀̕͘ȩ̸̜̼̗̱̐̓ȁ̸͉̲̙͔̻͆t̵͔̰̮̫̃̊ ̴̨̡̱̝̖̗̀͆t̶̮̺̪͑ǫ̸̹̦́͑͘͝ ̷̜̏̉̂̅̓̆w̸̧̥̳̤͎͇̆͋̽͑̊ḫ̶͎̩͖̿̊͆̔͛͠a̸̹̤̺̅̕ͅṱ̶͖̈́̀͋ ̴͎͎͆̅͠ć̷̗̄̕̕o̴̢̭͎͔͓̔̎̀͝m̴̥͍͊̑͗̕ẻ̴̙͖̃̕s̸̥͎̎̽̔̃̌͒ͅ ̸̙̹̝͍͙͉̍̎͐͒̋̅n̷̛͔̳͉͚̆͋e̷̼̭̬̠͌̄̀͛͘ẋ̷͇̲t̶̢̺͓̖́̄͛͌͛?̷͉̦̹̔͂

You want it, you got it.

Then, in return for taking care of you ever-so-sweetly, I’m going to ask for something in return. Usually, I wouldn’t make anything in a friendship feel like an equal exchange, but, and you’ll have to forgive me for this, I’m not budging on this part. You have accepted my care. I’m only asking for the e̴̥͋x̵̩͠a̸̘̍c̸̰̈ẗ̴̙́ ̴̦͘d̵̪͘e̴̙̒t̵̼̃ä̴̯́i̶̺̋l̸̬̉ś̸ͅ ̴̩̇ó̶͎f̸͔̃ ̵̫̍w̶̏ͅh̷̼͋ä̸̜t̴̰͛ ̸̱́l̷͓̐ë̸̙́a̶̩͒d̶̝͒ ̸̱̊y̶̨̅ô̷̬ṷ̵̎ ̴̬͗ṭ̸̆ȍ̷̹ ̶̘̋ç̴͆o̴̩̿m̶͔̓e̴̗̾ ̵̼̑c̵̟͆r̵̩͊ỵ̴̒ị̴̐ṇ̶͐g̴̰͘ ̶̞͂t̴̬̐ò̷̝ ̷͕̎m̷̮͛e̵̱͝.̵͎̀ ̸̦̊

Ë̴̡̜̬̱̙̯̞̻̰͚͔́̊̾̒̎̑̏s̴̳̼͎̫̣̤̘͉̻̬̰̘̝̊̂̎̔́̽͛͆̒̒͋̒́͌̚͠͝p̶͖̘̺̠̘̣͓̙̞̟̍̏̂̽̅͠é̷̡̨̠͓̥͚͎̱̗̠̖̰̰̗̱̯͍͇͉͠c̴͔̙̥̖̀̓͛̌͗̏̚i̶͚͕̼̙͇̪͒̈́̽̓̊̈́̍̊̚͜ą̷̒̓l̵͖̯̦̩͖̗̪̯̭̺̭̺̆͛̆̒̽̃̐̈́͂̇̊͒̅̚͠l̵̛̦̩̹̣̤̞͇͇̞̙̭̗̭̇͋̂͌͊̀̽͒̈̋̑̒̉̉̇́̕͘ͅy̵̧̧͚̘̗̯͕̩͈̙͙̭̝̣̞͖͇̘̺̩̆͂̎ ̷̨̧̢̗͉̬̺̻͕͚̭̜̹̜̬̫̞͎̟͈͋͑̓̍̾̚ḏ̵̡̨̢̱̜̘̗̞̺̯̳̱̖͉͇̅͂̀̎͋̓͜͠ę̷͍̼̼̼̥͍͚͚̻̞͝ṭ̵̼̙̗̘͐̂̍̓́̈́̀̔̐̌̒̂̀̂̕͜͝ͅa̸͎̩̺̬̼̘̰̻̗̫̔̽̈͋̄̽̔͊̐͛͆̀̓͒̆ͅì̷̡͙̙̪͔͋̀̒̇̈́̾̆͆̆͆̀̃͜͠͝͝͝l̶̮̠̰͍̱͔̲̖̠̭̯̾̏̓̌̌͒̀̈̓̃̆̀̆̒̆̚̕̚͘ͅs̸͙̟̣͉̃̈́̎͌̿́̔͊͋̌͘̕͝ ̸̧̤̱̞͉͉̳̦̣̭̭̲͈͕͕͊̀̾̅̅͘͝ͅͅl̶̦̾̿̈́͐̉͗̃͘į̴̨͇̠͖̮̭̼͔̮͈̦̹͌̓͊̈́k̴̪̪̝͂͑́̈́́̉͆̌͑͝è̸͕̟̱͔͚̹̞̩̙̂̑͑̽͆̂̀͒̍̓͑̄͂͌̍ ̷̨̡̧̳̮̙̺̠̙̩̰͍̭̺̣͊́̇͊̿͂̀̋̉̽̐̔͘̚͠N̸̡̛̮̦̬̬̱̺̞̣͙̯͚̤͚̫̞͔͎͓͆̍͐̿̍͂͠͝A̴̜̠͇͓͙̫̣͉͆̎͝M̷̢̧̛͚̞̤̺̙͇͉͔̺͇̗̠̝̜͉͇͌̽̔E̴̩̖̱̪̱͙̟̞̣̻͋͛́̍̐͆͛̆́ͅS̶̛̛̛̖̘͉͙͈̘̤̗̻̳̳̦̬̦̹͓̙̓̀̆̌̌͂̍̏̈̈́̐͑́̎͘͜͠.̴̘͙̺̤̯̬̯͖̳̖̰͉̙̻̳̬̭̫̎̎͒͐́͗̈́̏̆̀̓͗͐̚͠

If one of the things you wanted was a front row seat, I will gladly provide you a TV as I go off. But even that will be edited, I’m afraid. My magic just doesn’t work well with technology sometimes - the more power being used, the harder it is for cameras to stay rolling. But that’s okay - you probably don’t actually want to see everything anyway. Don’t worry too much though - I do go to RSA after all! It’s not like I’m going to kill them.

If you try to convince me to not go after the… D̶̹̠͈̤̼͎̻͓̹̗̮̺̠̳̙͎̜̋Ȩ̶̝͔̮͇̱̫̯͈̲͔̣̞̱̌̈́͝͠T̷̡̨̧̛̥̫͕̜̗̝̳͓͓͈̩̉͆̋̇̓̈́̄̿̕͝A̶̧̟̝̱̹̞̞̦̭̜̲̅̾̊̏̓̓͌̔̈̎̐̕͜͜͝Į̷̨̰̞͇̪̖̲̼̞͎̭̘͈̖̐͜ͅL̴̛̟̳̓͊̀̓͗̍̕͜͝S̷̘͍̜͎̹̻̜̟̻̮̖̟͔̹̋͗͊́̏̆̔̒̉̽͜͠… whether I listen will depend on what they did. I may listen to you and let them go for now. Or I may simply smile at you, cuddle with you, purr lightly, hum a lullaby until you give into the siren song of sleep… then slip out of your impromptu comfort nest and go after them in the darkness of the night while you sleep dreamlessly and safely in my Wood.

Cats, no matter how supposedly domesticated, are predators, hunters, at heart.

Ą̶̤̮̬̯̹̝͙͎̪̰̟̅͐̆̿͌̔̊̔͒̒̃͗̈́̑̕͜͠n̵̡̖̫͔͎̲̼̼̩̩̍͛́̀͋̐́̈́d̴̪̜̱̫͎͙̻̗̬͍̹̄͂̀̎̂͑̀̽̚͝ ̵̛̳͌͋̂͗͛́͋̊͑Ĩ̴̪̠̞͉̞̞͕̈͆ͅ ̵̹̗̣͆̍̉̈̒a̸̡̺̭̩̣͈̯̯̾̂̑̑͠m̷̢̛͍͖͇͔̲̯̦̌͂̏͘ ̶͚̫͂̋͌̕͜ṫ̴̥̋̌͂̽͒h̵̛̫͍̹͙̤̪̓̾͘è̴̲͇̹͊̑̐ ̵̢̮̓̍̊̅̋̿Ć̵̢̗̘̜͓̫̥͊͌͋̌̏̇̿͘ḩ̶͇̥̲̗͎̭̋̉̍̂̑̋̚̚͜e̴̢̖̙̩̽̿s̶̢͇̤̺̘̯̬̘̠̋̎h̷̰̽̕i̷̫̊̔͌̉̓r̸̢̬̗͚͉̳͎͌͗̒̎̄̏͒e̶̛̻̪̹̖̮͖̋̓̍̽̉́ ̴̧̨̼̝̦̮̫̯̫̈́̍͌̒̍̈́̅͘C̶̡̛̠͚͓͎̈́̑̃͊́̏̕ͅą̶̖̘̱̖̫͒̈͘ẗ̴̨̠͙̳́̈̅̂͂̚͝.̸̧̨̧̤̖̹̘͌́̿̈́͠

I̵̟̮͍̰̝͌ ̷̧̺̪̙̾̂̉̕n̴̗̼̿̈́̉̿̎̄ē̵̠̦̤̘̻̑́͐̈́v̶̘̳͈́̅͊̎̍͠e̴̡̿̓͋ȓ̴̟̳̭̘͋͑̚ ̸̙̞̋̈d̶͎̦̩̥̣̀́͑̄̚̚i̶̢̮̻͂̈́͂̕ͅd̴͈̜̩͐͐̾̃̊͝ͅ ̸͓̟̱͊̀̍̈́͌̒͜ͅp̷̨̗̩̪͛́̓͘̕r̷̠̜͉͉̪͑̽́̋̎ơ̵͓̝̗̯̏̓̃́̄͜m̶̮̜͎͚͔̈́͛̀̚i̵̦̲͙͉̱͒̽͜s̸̡̢̺̙͚͐ę̸̫͓́ ̵̙̞͍̮̲̒ẏ̵̞̦͖͙̒̃͛̚o̴͈̩̅̀͛̀͘͝ȗ̸͍͉̦̟̗͎̓͋̑ ̸̹̤̞̟̃͂̓̒ạ̴̡̛͎͊̿͛ṋ̷͊͊̿y̵̨̘̩̣͗̃ẗ̸̺̦͎̩̫́̍̆̍͝h̷̜̹̘̄̇́̇i̵̟̿ͅͅn̸̮͔̤͗ͅg̸̺̍͋,̶͇̤͇̀ ̴̟̣̈́̒͘D̸̟͍̖͕̎ͅa̵̪̎̎͊͌r̴̪̒̑́̚͜l̶̬̹̔̀̔̃͆i̴͔̺͗̈̈́͠n̴͔͇̋͒͝.̶̦̞̻͛͊

B̵̢͆ů̶͚t̵̻͊ ̷͚̑I̶̮͝ ̸̬͗w̴̨͝i̴̜̓l̸̬͒l̴̗͌ ̸̯̾h̸͎̕a̷͙̐p̴̪͊p̸͉̕ḯ̶̯l̷̥̅ỳ̴̪ ̸̺̓p̸̪̿r̶̫͌õ̶̠m̵͈̄ḭ̸̂s̸͖̋ȩ̷̃ ̸̢͠y̴͈̑o̸̘̔u̵̦͘ ̷̬̅t̸̼̕ẖ̵̀ā̸̮t̶̜͒ ̷̪͂t̷̨̄h̵͙̚e̷̙̓y̸̳͒ ̷̮̀w̵̛̲i̶̢̊l̷͚̔l̷͓͠ ̶̰̋ñ̵̥e̵̫͝v̸̜̒ḙ̸̔ŗ̴͌ ̸͎̃b̵̡̈́o̸̮͂t̴̨͑h̸̙̒ë̵̠́r̴͖̓ ̵̥̒y̵̼̎ǫ̵͋ü̵̖ ̷̦̈́a̸̡̓g̴͍͠a̴̟͛i̴͉̚n̴͇̂.̵̹͠ ̶̬͝

But this is all hypothetical, because you are just asking and are not actually hurt and crying and just pretending to be fine…

Correct? :)

[1930sdarlin]

*I reach up and pet him between his ears and laugh a little*.

"Goofy and cryptid..you really are my type," *I chuckle again*.

Just to preface this, I'm fine and everything is okay, my curiosity is what motivates this.

If someone made me cry and you found out about it..what would you do?

(I will counter this with a much more light-hearted ask in the future >wo)

Well, first things first, I take care of you. You’re crying. Ĭ̸̝̱̰̿̉ ̶̘̓̄͠d̷̯̣̩̙͋ǫ̷̻̗̓ͅn̴̪̂̾’̴̡̹̞̓̊t̵͇̯̾̕ ̵̩̄́l̵̢͍̞̯̂i̶͖̇̔̕̕k̵͙̅̎ě̸̥̘͙͜ ̶̤̝̗̇t̶͖͇̺̟͑h̴̛̯̥̥̾̐̑a̴̧̡̲̅t̴͚̳͍̣͑.̶̮̰̀̉ So I’m going to take you deep into the Tulgey Wood and do whatever I need to do so that you feel better. Whatever that may be. Plushies to cuddle? A weighted blanket? A million pillows? Hot chocolate? Alcohol? Sweet food? Junk food? Funny movies? Romcoms? A little froggie on top of your head as a hat?

A̵͖̪͝ ̷̳̒f̸̢̣̭͙̤̻̄̇͒͊͝͝r̶̝̤̙̦̝͒̈́̂̉̀́ọ̸͔͇͙͚̰͂̀n̴̞̩̼̰̻̍̀̾͝͝ṭ̶̨̮̠̃́̅͊̕ ̸̢̻͉͒̿r̸̝͗̀̈́̄͒͜͜o̸̡͔̫̗͊w̴͍̄̒̐̌̚ ̴̨̨͚͂s̶̻̳̖̬̻̎̒̀̕͘ȩ̸̜̼̗̱̐̓ȁ̸͉̲̙͔̻͆t̵͔̰̮̫̃̊ ̴̨̡̱̝̖̗̀͆t̶̮̺̪͑ǫ̸̹̦́͑͘͝ ̷̜̏̉̂̅̓̆w̸̧̥̳̤͎͇̆͋̽͑̊ḫ̶͎̩͖̿̊͆̔͛͠a̸̹̤̺̅̕ͅṱ̶͖̈́̀͋ ̴͎͎͆̅͠ć̷̗̄̕̕o̴̢̭͎͔͓̔̎̀͝m̴̥͍͊̑͗̕ẻ̴̙͖̃̕s̸̥͎̎̽̔̃̌͒ͅ ̸̙̹̝͍͙͉̍̎͐͒̋̅n̷̛͔̳͉͚̆͋e̷̼̭̬̠͌̄̀͛͘ẋ̷͇̲t̶̢̺͓̖́̄͛͌͛?̷͉̦̹̔͂

You want it, you got it.

Then, in return for taking care of you ever-so-sweetly, I’m going to ask for something in return. Usually, I wouldn’t make anything in a friendship feel like an equal exchange, but, and you’ll have to forgive me for this, I’m not budging on this part. You have accepted my care. I’m only asking for the e̴��̥x̵̩͠a̸̘̍c̸̰̈ẗ̴̙́ ̴̦͘d̵̪͘e̴̙̒t̵̼̃ä̴̯́i̶̺̋l̸̬̉ś̸ͅ ̴̩̇ó̶͎f̸͔̃ ̵̫̍w̶̏ͅh̷̼͋ä̸̜t̴̰͛ ̸̱́l̷͓̐ë̸̙́a̶̩͒d̶̝͒ ̸̱̊y̶̨̅ô̷̬ṷ̵̎ ̴̬͗ṭ̸̆ȍ̷̹ ̶̘̋ç̴͆o̴̩̿m̶͔̓e̴̗̾ ̵̼̑c̵̟͆r̵̩͊ỵ̴̒ị̴̐ṇ̶͐g̴̰͘ ̶̞͂t̴̬̐ò̷̝ ̷͕̎m̷̮͛e̵̱͝.̵͎̀ ̸̦̊

Ë̴̡̜̬̱̙̯̞̻̰͚͔́̊̾̒̎̑̏s̴̳̼͎̫̣̤̘͉̻̬̰̘̝̊̂̎̔́̽͛͆̒̒͋̒́͌̚͠͝p̶͖̘̺̠̘̣͓̙̞̟̍̏̂̽̅͠é̷̡̨̠͓̥͚͎̱̗̠̖̰̰̗̱̯͍͇͉͠c̴͔̙̥̖̀̓͛̌͗̏̚i̶͚͕̼̙͇̪͒̈́̽̓̊̈́̍̊̚͜ą̷̒̓l̵͖̯̦̩͖̗̪̯̭̺̭̺̆͛̆̒̽̃̐̈́͂̇̊͒̅̚͠l̵̛̦̩̹̣̤̞͇͇̞̙̭̗̭̇͋̂͌͊̀̽͒̈̋̑̒̉̉̇́̕͘ͅy̵̧̧͚̘̗̯͕̩͈̙͙̭̝̣̞͖͇̘̺̩̆͂̎ ̷̨̧̢̗͉̬̺̻͕͚̭̜̹̜̬̫̞͎̟͈͋͑̓̍̾̚ḏ̵̡̨̢̱̜̘̗̞̺̯̳̱̖͉͇̅͂̀̎͋̓͜͠ę̷͍̼̼̼̥͍͚͚̻̞͝ṭ̵̼̙̗̘͐̂̍̓́̈́̀̔̐̌̒̂̀̂̕͜͝ͅa̸͎̩̺̬̼̘̰̻̗̫̔̽̈͋̄̽̔͊̐͛͆̀̓͒̆ͅì̷̡͙̙̪͔͋̀̒̇̈́̾̆͆̆͆̀̃͜͠͝͝͝l̶̮̠̰͍̱͔̲̖̠̭̯̾̏̓̌̌͒̀̈̓̃̆̀̆̒̆̚̕̚͘ͅs̸͙̟̣͉̃̈́̎͌̿́̔͊͋̌͘̕͝ ̸̧̤̱̞͉͉̳̦̣̭̭̲͈͕͕͊̀̾̅̅͘͝ͅͅl̶̦̾̿̈́͐̉͗̃͘į̴̨͇̠͖̮̭̼͔̮͈̦̹͌̓͊̈́k̴̪̪̝͂͑́̈́́̉͆̌͑͝è̸͕̟̱͔͚̹̞̩̙̂̑͑̽͆̂̀͒̍̓͑̄͂͌̍ ̷̨̡̧̳̮̙̺̠̙̩̰͍̭̺̣͊́̇͊̿͂̀̋̉̽̐̔͘̚͠N̸̡̛̮̦̬̬̱̺̞̣͙̯͚̤͚̫̞͔͎͓͆̍͐̿̍͂͠͝A̴̜̠͇͓͙̫̣͉͆̎͝M̷̢̧̛͚̞̤̺̙͇͉͔̺͇̗̠̝̜͉͇͌̽̔E̴̩̖̱̪̱͙̟̞̣̻͋͛́̍̐͆͛̆́ͅS̶̛̛̛̖̘͉͙͈̘̤̗̻̳̳̦̬̦̹͓̙̓̀̆̌̌͂̍̏̈̈́̐͑́̎͘͜͠.̴̘͙̺̤̯̬̯͖̳̖̰͉̙̻̳̬̭̫̎̎͒͐́͗̈́̏̆̀̓͗͐̚͠

If one of the things you wanted was a front row seat, I will gladly provide you a TV as I go off. But even that will be edited, I’m afraid. My magic just doesn’t work well with technology sometimes - the more power being used, the harder it is for cameras to stay rolling. But that’s okay - you probably don’t actually want to see everything anyway. Don’t worry too much though - I do go to RSA after all! It’s not like I’m going to kill them.

If you try to convince me to not go after the… D̶̹̠͈̤̼͎̻͓̹̗̮̺̠̳̙͎̜̋Ȩ̶̝͔̮͇̱̫̯͈̲͔̣̞̱̌̈́͝͠T̷̡̨̧̛̥̫͕̜̗̝̳͓͓͈̩̉͆̋̇̓̈́̄̿̕͝A̶̧̟̝̱̹̞̞̦̭̜̲̅̾̊̏̓̓͌̔̈̎̐̕͜͜͝Į̷̨̰̞͇̪̖̲̼̞͎̭̘͈̖̐͜ͅL̴̛̟̳̓͊̀̓͗̍̕͜͝S̷̘͍̜͎̹̻̜̟̻̮̖̟͔̹̋͗͊́̏̆̔̒̉̽͜͠… whether I listen will depend on what they did. I may listen to you and let them go for now. Or I may simply smile at you, cuddle with you, purr lightly, hum a lullaby until you give into the siren song of sleep… then slip out of your impromptu comfort nest and go after them in the darkness of the night while you sleep dreamlessly and safely in my Wood.

Cats, no matter how supposedly domesticated, are predators, hunters, at heart.

Ą̶̤̮̬̯̹̝͙͎̪̰̟̅͐̆̿͌̔̊̔͒̒̃͗̈́̑̕͜͠n̵̡̖̫͔͎̲̼̼̩̩̍͛́̀͋̐́̈́d̴̪̜̱̫͎͙̻̗̬͍̹̄͂̀̎̂͑̀̽̚͝ ̵̛̳͌͋̂͗͛́͋̊͑Ĩ̴̪̠̞͉̞̞͕̈͆ͅ ̵̹̗̣͆̍̉̈̒a̸̡̺̭̩̣͈̯̯̾̂̑̑͠m̷̢̛͍͖͇͔̲̯̦̌͂̏͘ ̶͚̫͂̋͌̕͜ṫ̴̥̋̌͂̽͒h̵̛̫͍̹͙̤̪̓̾͘è̴̲͇̹͊̑̐ ̵̢̮̓̍̊̅̋̿Ć̵̢̗̘̜͓̫̥͊͌͋̌̏̇̿͘ḩ̶͇̥̲̗͎̭̋̉̍̂̑̋̚̚͜e̴̢̖̙̩̽̿s̶̢͇̤̺̘̯̬̘̠̋̎h̷̰̽̕i̷̫̊̔͌̉̓r̸̢̬̗͚͉̳͎͌͗̒̎̄̏͒e̶̛̻̪̹̖̮͖̋̓̍̽̉́ ̴̧̨̼̝̦̮̫̯̫̈́̍͌̒̍̈́̅͘C̶̡̛̠͚͓͎̈́̑̃͊́̏̕ͅą̶̖̘̱̖̫͒̈͘ẗ̴̨̠͙̳́̈̅̂͂̚͝.̸̧̨̧̤̖̹̘͌́̿̈́͠

I̵̟̮͍̰̝͌ ̷̧̺̪̙̾̂̉̕n̴̗̼̿̈́̉̿̎̄ē̵̠̦̤̘̻̑́͐̈́v̶̘̳͈́̅͊̎̍͠e̴̡̿̓͋ȓ̴̟̳̭̘͋͑̚ ̸̙̞̋̈d̶͎̦̩̥̣̀́͑̄̚̚i̶̢̮̻͂̈́͂̕ͅd̴͈̜̩͐͐̾̃̊͝ͅ ̸͓̟̱͊̀̍̈́͌̒͜ͅp̷̨̗̩̪͛́̓͘̕r̷̠̜͉͉̪͑̽́̋̎ơ̵͓̝̗̯̏̓̃́̄͜m̶̮̜͎͚͔̈́͛̀̚i̵̦̲͙͉̱͒̽͜s̸̡̢̺̙͚͐ę̸̫͓́ ̵̙̞͍̮̲̒ẏ̵̞̦͖͙̒̃͛̚o̴͈̩̅̀͛̀͘͝ȗ̸͍͉̦̟̗͎̓͋̑ ̸̹̤̞̟̃͂̓̒ạ̴̡̛͎͊̿͛ṋ̷͊͊̿y̵̨̘̩̣͗̃ẗ̸̺̦͎̩̫́̍̆̍͝h̷̜̹̘̄̇́̇i̵̟̿ͅͅn̸̮͔̤͗ͅg̸̺̍͋,̶͇̤͇̀ ̴̟̣̈́̒͘D̸̟͍̖͕̎ͅa̵̪̎̎͊͌r̴̪̒̑́̚͜l̶̬̹̔̀̔̃͆i̴͔̺͗̈̈́͠n̴͔͇̋͒͝.̶̦̞̻͛͊

B̵̢͆ů̶͚t̵̻͊ ̷͚̑I̶̮͝ ̸̬͗w̴̨͝i̴̜̓l̸̬͒l̴̗͌ ̸̯̾h̸͎̕a̷͙̐p̴̪͊p̸͉̕ḯ̶̯l̷̥̅ỳ̴̪ ̸̺̓p̸̪̿r̶̫͌õ̶̠m̵͈̄ḭ̸̂s̸͖̋ȩ̷̃ ̸̢͠y̴͈̑o̸̘̔u̵̦͘ ̷̬̅t̸̼̕ẖ̵̀ā̸̮t̶̜͒ ̷̪͂t̷̨̄h̵͙̚e̷̙̓y̸̳͒ ̷̮̀w̵̛̲i̶̢̊l̷͚̔l̷͓͠ ̶̰̋ñ̵̥e̵̫͝v̸̜̒ḙ̸̔ŗ̴͌ ̸͎̃b̵̡̈́o̸̮͂t̴̨͑h̸̙̒ë̵̠́r̴͖̓ ̵̥̒y̵̼̎ǫ̵͋ü̵̖ ̷̦̈́a̸̡̓g̴͍͠a̴̟͛i̴͉̚n̴͇̂.̵̹͠ ̶̬͝

But this is all hypothetical, because you are just asking and are not actually hurt and crying and just pretending to be fine…

Correct? :)

[1930sdarlin]

*gives him a lil scratch behind his right ear*

"It's sometimes hard to believe you can switch so easily between your serious self and your more goofy kitty baseline on a dime."

"Actually.. What would you call that side of yourself Chenya?, the more serious one, I mean"

Just to preface this, I'm fine and everything is okay, my curiosity is what motivates this.

If someone made me cry and you found out about it..what would you do?

(I will counter this with a much more light-hearted ask in the future >wo)

Well, first things first, I take care of you. You’re crying. Ĭ̸̝̱̰̿̉ ̶̘̓̄͠d̷̯̣̩̙͋ǫ̷̻̗̓ͅn̴̪̂̾’̴̡̹̞̓̊t̵͇̯̾̕ ̵̩̄́l̵̢͍̞̯̂i̶͖̇̔̕̕k̵͙̅̎ě̸̥̘͙͜ ̶̤̝̗̇t̶͖͇̺̟͑h̴̛̯̥̥̾̐̑a̴̧̡̲̅t̴͚̳͍̣͑.̶̮̰̀̉ So I’m going to take you deep into the Tulgey Wood and do whatever I need to do so that you feel better. Whatever that may be. Plushies to cuddle? A weighted blanket? A million pillows? Hot chocolate? Alcohol? Sweet food? Junk food? Funny movies? Romcoms? A little froggie on top of your head as a hat?

A̵͖̪͝ ̷̳̒f̸̢̣̭͙̤̻̄̇͒͊͝͝r̶̝̤̙̦̝͒̈́̂̉̀́ọ̸͔͇͙͚̰͂̀n̴̞̩̼̰̻̍̀̾͝͝ṭ̶̨̮̠̃́̅͊̕ ̸̢̻͉͒̿r̸̝͗̀̈́̄͒͜͜o̸̡͔̫̗͊w̴͍̄̒̐̌̚ ̴̨̨͚͂s̶̻̳̖̬̻̎̒̀̕͘ȩ̸̜̼̗̱̐̓ȁ̸͉̲̙͔̻͆t̵͔̰̮̫̃̊ ̴̨̡̱̝̖̗̀͆t̶̮̺̪͑ǫ̸̹̦́͑͘͝ ̷̜̏̉̂̅̓̆w̸̧̥̳̤͎͇̆͋̽͑̊ḫ̶͎̩͖̿̊͆̔͛͠a̸̹̤̺̅̕ͅṱ̶͖̈́̀͋ ̴͎͎͆̅͠ć̷̗̄̕̕o̴̢̭͎͔͓̔̎̀͝m̴̥͍͊̑͗̕ẻ̴̙͖̃̕s̸̥͎̎̽̔̃̌͒ͅ ̸̙̹̝͍͙͉̍̎͐͒̋̅n̷̛͔̳͉͚̆͋e̷̼̭̬̠͌̄̀͛͘ẋ̷͇̲t̶̢̺͓̖́̄͛͌͛?̷͉̦̹̔͂

You want it, you got it.

Then, in return for taking care of you ever-so-sweetly, I’m going to ask for something in return. Usually, I wouldn’t make anything in a friendship feel like an equal exchange, but, and you’ll have to forgive me for this, I’m not budging on this part. You have accepted my care. I’m only asking for the e̴̥͋x̵̩͠a̸̘̍c̸̰̈ẗ̴̙́ ̴̦͘d̵̪͘e̴̙̒t̵̼̃ä̴̯́i̶̺̋l̸̬̉ś̸ͅ ̴̩̇ó̶͎f̸͔̃ ̵̫̍w̶̏ͅh̷̼͋ä̸̜t̴̰͛ ̸̱́l̷͓̐ë̸̙́a̶̩͒d̶̝͒ ̸̱̊y̶̨̅ô̷̬ṷ̵̎ ̴̬͗ṭ̸̆ȍ̷̹ ̶̘̋ç̴͆o̴̩̿m̶͔̓e̴̗̾ ̵̼̑c̵̟͆r̵̩͊ỵ̴̒ị̴̐ṇ̶͐g̴̰͘ ̶̞͂t̴̬̐ò̷̝ ̷͕̎m̷̮͛e̵̱͝.̵͎̀ ̸̦̊

Ë̴̡̜̬̱̙̯̞̻̰͚͔́̊̾̒̎̑̏s̴̳̼͎̫̣̤̘͉̻̬̰̘̝̊̂̎̔́̽͛͆̒̒͋̒́͌̚͠͝p̶͖̘̺̠̘̣͓̙̞̟̍̏̂̽̅͠é̷̡̨̠͓̥͚͎̱̗̠̖̰̰̗̱̯͍͇͉͠c̴͔̙̥̖̀̓͛̌͗̏̚i̶͚͕̼̙͇̪͒̈́̽̓̊̈́̍̊̚͜ą̷̒̓l̵͖̯̦̩͖̗̪̯̭̺̭̺̆͛̆̒̽̃̐̈́͂̇̊͒̅̚͠l̵̛̦̩̹̣̤̞͇͇̞̙̭̗̭̇͋̂͌͊̀̽͒̈̋̑̒̉̉̇́̕͘ͅy̵̧̧͚̘̗̯͕̩͈̙͙̭̝̣̞͖͇̘̺̩̆͂̎ ̷̨̧̢̗͉̬̺̻͕͚̭̜̹̜̬̫̞͎̟͈͋͑̓̍̾̚ḏ̵̡̨̢̱̜̘̗̞̺̯̳̱̖͉͇̅͂̀̎͋̓͜͠ę̷͍̼̼̼̥͍͚͚̻̞͝ṭ̵̼̙̗̘͐̂̍̓́̈́̀̔̐̌̒̂̀̂̕͜͝ͅa̸͎̩̺̬̼̘̰̻̗̫̔̽̈͋̄̽̔͊̐͛͆̀̓͒̆ͅì̷̡͙̙̪͔͋̀̒̇̈́̾̆͆̆͆̀̃͜͠͝͝͝l̶̮̠̰͍̱͔̲̖̠̭̯̾̏̓̌̌͒̀̈̓̃̆̀̆̒̆̚̕̚͘ͅs̸͙̟̣͉̃̈́̎͌̿́̔͊͋̌͘̕͝ ̸̧̤̱̞͉͉̳̦̣̭̭̲͈͕͕͊̀̾̅̅͘͝ͅͅl̶̦̾̿̈́͐̉͗̃͘į̴̨͇̠͖̮̭̼͔̮͈̦̹͌̓͊̈́k̴̪̪̝͂͑́̈́́̉͆̌͑͝è̸͕̟̱͔͚̹̞̩̙̂̑͑̽͆̂̀͒̍̓͑̄͂͌̍ ̷̨̡̧̳̮̙̺̠̙̩̰͍̭̺̣͊́̇͊̿͂̀̋̉̽̐̔͘̚͠N̸̡̛̮̦̬̬̱̺̞̣͙̯͚̤͚̫̞͔͎͓͆̍͐̿̍͂͠͝A̴̜̠͇͓͙̫̣͉͆̎͝M̷̢̧̛͚̞̤̺̙͇͉͔̺͇̗̠̝̜͉͇͌̽̔E̴̩̖̱̪̱͙̟̞̣̻͋͛́̍̐͆͛̆́ͅS̶̛̛̛̖̘͉͙͈̘̤̗̻̳̳̦̬̦̹͓̙̓̀̆̌̌͂̍̏̈̈́̐͑́̎͘͜͠.̴̘͙̺̤̯̬̯͖̳̖̰͉̙̻̳̬̭̫̎̎͒͐́͗̈́̏̆̀̓͗͐̚͠

If one of the things you wanted was a front row seat, I will gladly provide you a TV as I go off. But even that will be edited, I’m afraid. My magic just doesn’t work well with technology sometimes - the more power being used, the harder it is for cameras to stay rolling. But that’s okay - you probably don’t actually want to see everything anyway. Don’t worry too much though - I do go to RSA after all! It’s not like I’m going to kill them.

If you try to convince me to not go after the… D̶̹̠͈̤̼͎̻͓̹̗̮̺̠̳̙͎̜̋Ȩ̶̝͔̮͇̱̫̯͈̲͔̣̞̱̌̈́͝͠T̷̡̨̧̛̥̫͕̜̗̝̳͓͓͈̩̉͆̋̇̓̈́̄̿̕͝A̶̧̟̝̱̹̞̞̦̭̜̲̅̾̊̏̓̓͌̔̈̎̐̕͜͜͝Į̷̨̰̞͇̪̖̲̼̞͎̭̘͈̖̐͜ͅL̴̛̟̳̓͊̀̓͗̍̕͜͝S̷̘͍̜͎̹̻̜̟̻̮̖̟͔̹̋͗͊́̏̆̔̒̉̽͜͠… whether I listen will depend on what they did. I may listen to you and let them go for now. Or I may simply smile at you, cuddle with you, purr lightly, hum a lullaby until you give into the siren song of sleep… then slip out of your impromptu comfort nest and go after them in the darkness of the night while you sleep dreamlessly and safely in my Wood.

Cats, no matter how supposedly domesticated, are predators, hunters, at heart.

Ą̶̤̮̬̯̹̝͙͎̪̰̟̅͐̆̿͌̔̊̔͒̒̃͗̈́̑̕͜͠n̵̡̖̫͔͎̲̼̼̩̩̍͛́̀͋̐́̈́d̴̪̜̱̫͎͙̻̗̬͍̹̄͂̀̎̂͑̀̽̚͝ ̵̛̳͌͋̂͗͛́͋̊͑Ĩ̴̪̠̞͉̞̞͕̈͆ͅ ̵̹̗̣͆̍̉̈̒a̸̡̺̭̩̣͈̯̯̾̂̑̑͠m̷̢̛͍͖͇͔̲̯̦̌͂̏͘ ̶͚̫͂̋͌̕͜ṫ̴̥̋̌͂̽͒h̵̛̫͍̹͙̤̪̓̾͘è̴̲͇̹͊̑̐ ̵̢̮̓̍̊̅̋̿Ć̵̢̗̘̜͓̫̥͊͌͋̌̏̇̿͘ḩ̶͇̥̲̗͎̭̋̉̍̂̑̋̚̚͜e̴̢̖̙̩̽̿s̶̢͇̤̺̘̯̬̘̠̋̎h̷̰̽̕i̷̫̊̔͌̉̓r̸̢̬̗͚͉̳͎͌͗̒̎̄̏͒e̶̛̻̪̹̖̮͖̋̓̍̽̉́ ̴̧̨̼̝̦̮̫̯̫̈́̍͌̒̍̈́̅͘C̶̡̛̠͚͓͎̈́̑̃͊́̏̕ͅą̶̖̘̱̖̫͒̈͘ẗ̴̨̠͙̳́̈̅̂͂̚͝.̸̧̨̧̤̖̹̘͌́̿̈́͠

I̵̟̮͍̰̝͌ ̷̧̺̪̙̾̂̉̕n̴̗̼̿̈́̉̿̎̄ē̵̠̦̤̘̻̑́͐̈́v̶̘̳͈́̅͊̎̍͠e̴̡̿̓͋ȓ̴̟̳̭̘͋͑̚ ̸̙̞̋̈d̶͎̦̩̥̣̀́͑̄̚̚i̶̢̮̻͂̈́͂̕ͅd̴͈̜̩͐͐̾̃̊͝ͅ ̸͓̟̱͊̀̍̈́͌̒͜ͅp̷̨̗̩̪͛́̓͘̕r̷̠̜͉͉̪͑̽́̋̎ơ̵͓̝̗̯̏̓̃́̄͜m̶̮̜͎͚͔̈́͛̀̚i̵̦̲͙͉̱͒̽͜s̸̡̢̺̙͚͐ę̸̫͓́ ̵̙̞͍̮̲̒ẏ̵̞̦͖͙̒̃͛̚o̴͈̩̅̀͛̀͘͝ȗ̸͍͉̦̟̗͎̓͋̑ ̸̹̤̞̟̃͂̓̒ạ̴̡̛͎͊̿͛ṋ̷͊͊̿y̵̨̘̩̣͗̃ẗ̸̺̦͎̩̫́̍̆̍͝h̷̜̹̘̄̇́̇i̵̟̿ͅͅn̸̮͔̤͗ͅg̸̺̍͋,̶͇̤͇̀ ̴̟̣̈́̒͘D̸̟͍̖͕̎ͅa̵̪̎̎͊͌r̴̪̒̑́̚͜l̶̬̹̔̀̔̃͆i̴͔̺͗̈̈́͠n̴͔͇̋͒͝.̶̦̞̻͛͊

B̵̢͆ů̶͚t̵̻͊ ̷͚̑I̶̮͝ ̸̬͗w̴̨͝i̴̜̓l̸̬͒l̴̗͌ ̸̯̾h̸͎̕a̷͙̐p̴̪͊p̸͉̕ḯ̶̯l̷̥̅ỳ̴̪ ̸̺̓p̸̪̿r̶̫͌õ̶̠m̵͈̄ḭ̸̂s̸͖̋ȩ̷̃ ̸̢͠y̴͈̑o̸̘̔u̵̦͘ ̷̬̅t̸̼̕ẖ̵̀ā̸̮t̶̜͒ ̷̪͂t̷̨̄h̵͙̚e̷̙̓y̸̳͒ ̷̮̀w̵̛̲i̶̢̊l̷͚̔l̷͓͠ ̶̰̋ñ̵̥e̵̫͝v̸̜̒ḙ̸̔ŗ̴͌ ̸͎̃b̵̡̈́o̸̮͂t̴̨͑h̸̙̒ë̵̠́r̴͖̓ ̵̥̒y̵̼̎ǫ̵͋ü̵̖ ̷̦̈́a̸̡̓g̴͍͠a̴̟͛i̴͉̚n̴͇̂.̵̹͠ ̶̬͝

But this is all hypothetical, because you are just asking and are not actually hurt and crying and just pretending to be fine…

Correct? :)

[your-local-grinning-cat]

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