#felt appropriate to say that xhdh

[1930sdarlin]

*gives him a lil scratch behind his right ear*

"It's sometimes hard to believe you can switch so easily between your serious self and your more goofy kitty baseline on a dime."

"Actually.. What would you call that side of yourself Chenya?, the more serious one, I mean"

Just to preface this, I'm fine and everything is okay, my curiosity is what motivates this.

If someone made me cry and you found out about it..what would you do?

(I will counter this with a much more light-hearted ask in the future >wo)

Well, first things first, I take care of you. You’re crying. Ĭ̸̝̱̰̿̉ ̶̘̓̄͠d̷̯̣̩̙͋ǫ̷̻̗̓ͅn̴̪̂̾’̴̡̹̞̓̊t̵͇̯̾̕ ̵̩̄́l̵̢͍̞̯̂i̶͖̇̔̕̕k̵͙̅̎ě̸̥̘͙͜ ̶̤̝̗̇t̶͖͇̺̟͑h̴̛̯̥̥̾̐̑a̴̧̡̲̅t̴͚̳͍̣͑.̶̮̰̀̉ So I’m going to take you deep into the Tulgey Wood and do whatever I need to do so that you feel better. Whatever that may be. Plushies to cuddle? A weighted blanket? A million pillows? Hot chocolate? Alcohol? Sweet food? Junk food? Funny movies? Romcoms? A little froggie on top of your head as a hat?

A̵͖̪͝ ̷̳̒f̸̢̣̭͙̤̻̄̇͒͊͝͝r̶̝̤̙̦̝͒̈́̂̉̀́ọ̸͔͇͙͚̰͂̀n̴̞̩̼̰̻̍̀̾͝͝ṭ̶̨̮̠̃́̅͊̕ ̸̢̻͉͒̿r̸̝͗̀̈́̄͒͜͜o̸̡͔̫̗͊w̴͍̄̒̐̌̚ ̴̨̨͚͂s̶̻̳̖̬̻̎̒̀̕͘ȩ̸̜̼̗̱̐̓ȁ̸͉̲̙͔̻͆t̵͔̰̮̫̃̊ ̴̨̡̱̝̖̗̀͆t̶̮̺̪͑ǫ̸̹̦́͑͘͝ ̷̜̏̉̂̅̓̆w̸̧̥̳̤͎͇̆͋̽͑̊ḫ̶͎̩͖̿̊͆̔͛͠a̸̹̤̺̅̕ͅṱ̶͖̈́̀͋ ̴͎͎͆̅͠c̷̕��̗̄̕o̴̢̭͎͔͓̔̎̀͝m̴̥͍͊̑͗̕ẻ̴̙͖̃̕s̸̥͎̎̽̔̃̌͒ͅ ̸̙̹̝͍͙͉̍̎͐͒̋̅n̷̛͔̳͉͚̆͋e̷̼̭̬̠͌̄̀͛͘ẋ̷͇̲t̶̢̺͓̖́̄͛͌͛?̷͉̦̹̔͂

You want it, you got it.

Then, in return for taking care of you ever-so-sweetly, I’m going to ask for something in return. Usually, I wouldn’t make anything in a friendship feel like an equal exchange, but, and you’ll have to forgive me for this, I’m not budging on this part. You have accepted my care. I’m only asking for the e̴̥͋x̵̩͠a̸̘̍c̸̰̈ẗ̴̙́ ̴̦͘d̵̪͘e̴̙̒t̵̼̃ä̴̯́i̶̺̋l̸̬̉ś̸ͅ ̴̩̇ó̶͎f̸͔̃ ̵̫̍w̶̏ͅh̷̼͋ä̸̜t̴̰͛ ̸̱́l̷͓̐ë̸̙́a̶̩͒d̶̝͒ ̸̱̊y̶̨̅ô̷̬ṷ̵̎ ̴̬͗ṭ̸̆ȍ̷̹ ̶̘̋ç̴͆o̴̩̿m̶͔̓e̴̗̾ ̵̼̑c̵̟͆r̵̩͊ỵ̴̒ị̴̐ṇ̶͐g̴̰͘ ̶̞͂t̴̬̐ò̷̝ ̷͕̎m̷̮͛e̵̱͝.̵͎̀ ̸̦̊

Ë̴̡̜̬̱̙̯̞̻̰͚͔́̊̾̒̎̑̏s̴̳̼͎̫̣̤̘͉̻̬̰̘̝̊̂̎̔́̽͛͆̒̒͋̒́͌̚͠͝p̶͖̘̺̠̘̣͓̙̞̟̍̏̂̽̅͠é̷̡̨̠͓̥͚͎̱̗̠̖̰̰̗̱̯͍͇͉͠c̴͔̙̥̖̀̓͛̌͗̏̚i̶͚͕̼̙͇̪͒̈́̽̓̊̈́̍̊̚͜ą̷̒̓l̵͖̯̦̩͖̗̪̯̭̺̭̺̆͛̆̒̽̃̐̈́͂̇̊͒̅̚͠l̵̛̦̩̹̣̤̞͇͇̞̙̭̗̭̇͋̂͌͊̀̽͒̈̋̑̒̉̉̇́̕͘ͅy̵̧̧͚̘̗̯͕̩͈̙͙̭̝̣̞͖͇̘̺̩̆͂̎ ̷̨̧̢̗͉̬̺̻͕͚̭̜̹̜̬̫̞͎̟͈͋͑̓̍̾̚ḏ̵̡̨̢̱̜̘̗̞̺̯̳̱̖͉͇̅͂̀̎͋̓͜͠ę̷͍̼̼̼̥͍͚͚̻̞͝ṭ̵̼̙̗̘͐̂̍̓́̈́̀̔̐̌̒̂̀̂̕͜͝ͅa̸͎̩̺̬̼̘̰̻̗̫̔̽̈͋̄̽̔͊̐͛͆̀̓͒̆ͅì̷̡͙̙̪͔͋̀̒̇̈́̾̆͆̆͆̀̃͜͠͝͝͝l̶̮̠̰͍̱͔̲̖̠̭̯̾̏̓̌̌͒̀̈̓̃̆̀̆̒̆̚̕̚͘ͅs̸͙̟̣͉̃̈́̎͌̿́̔͊͋̌͘̕͝ ̸̧̤̱̞͉͉̳̦̣̭̭̲͈͕͕͊̀̾̅̅͘͝ͅͅl̶̦̾̿̈́͐̉͗̃͘į̴̨͇̠͖̮̭̼͔̮͈̦̹͌̓͊̈́k̴̪̪̝͂͑́̈́́̉͆̌͑͝è̸͕̟̱͔͚̹̞̩̙̂̑͑̽͆̂̀͒̍̓͑̄͂͌̍ ̷̨̡̧̳̮̙̺̠̙̩̰͍̭̺̣͊́̇͊̿͂̀̋̉̽̐̔͘̚͠N̸̡̛̮̦̬̬̱̺̞̣͙̯͚̤͚̫̞͔͎͓͆̍͐̿̍͂͠͝A̴̜̠͇͓͙̫̣͉͆̎͝M̷̢̧̛͚̞̤̺̙͇͉͔̺͇̗̠̝̜͉͇͌̽̔E̴̩̖̱̪̱͙̟̞̣̻͋͛́̍̐͆͛̆́ͅS̶̛̛̛̖̘͉͙͈̘̤̗̻̳̳̦̬̦̹͓̙̓̀̆̌̌͂̍̏̈̈́̐͑́̎͘͜͠.̴̎̎͒͐́͗��̘͙̺̤̯̬̯͖̳̖̰͉̙̻̳̬̭̫̏̆̀̓͗͐̚͠

If one of the things you wanted was a front row seat, I will gladly provide you a TV as I go off. But even that will be edited, I’m afraid. My magic just doesn’t work well with technology sometimes - the more power being used, the harder it is for cameras to stay rolling. But that’s okay - you probably don’t actually want to see everything anyway. Don’t worry too much though - I do go to RSA after all! It’s not like I’m going to kill them.

If you try to convince me to not go after the… D̶̹̠͈̤̼͎̻͓̹̗̮̺̠̳̙͎̜̋Ȩ̶̝͔̮͇̱̫̯͈̲͔̣̞̱̌̈́͝͠T̷̡̨̧̛̥̫͕̜̗̝̳͓͓͈̩̉͆̋̇̓̈́̄̿̕͝A̶̧̟̝̱̹̞̞̦̭̜̲̅̾̊̏̓̓͌̔̈̎̐̕͜͜͝Į̷̨̰̞͇̪̖̲̼̞͎̭̘͈̖̐͜ͅL̴̛̟̳̓͊̀̓͗̍̕͜͝S̷̘͍̜͎̹̻̜̟̻̮̖̟͔̹̋͗͊́̏̆̔̒̉̽͜͠… whether I listen will depend on what they did. I may listen to you and let them go for now. Or I may simply smile at you, cuddle with you, purr lightly, hum a lullaby until you give into the siren song of sleep… then slip out of your impromptu comfort nest and go after them in the darkness of the night while you sleep dreamlessly and safely in my Wood.

Cats, no matter how supposedly domesticated, are predators, hunters, at heart.

Ą̶̤̮̬̯̹̝͙͎̪̰̟̅͐̆̿͌̔̊̔͒̒̃͗̈́̑̕͜͠n̵̡̖̫͔͎̲̼̼̩̩̍͛́̀͋̐́̈́d̴̪̜̱̫͎͙̻̗̬͍̹̄͂̀̎̂͑̀̽̚͝ ̵̛̳͌͋̂͗͛́͋̊͑Ĩ̴̪̠̞͉̞̞͕̈͆ͅ ̵̹̗̣͆̍̉̈̒a̸̡̺̭̩̣͈̯̯̾̂̑̑͠m̷̢̛͍͖͇͔̲̯̦̌͂̏͘ ̶͚̫͂̋͌̕͜ṫ̴̥̋̌͂̽͒h̵̛̫͍̹͙̤̪̓̾͘è̴̲͇̹͊̑̐ ̵̢̮̓̍̊̅̋̿Ć̵̢̗̘̜͓̫̥͊͌͋̌̏̇̿͘ḩ̶͇̥̲̗͎̭̋̉̍̂̑̋̚̚͜e̴̢̖̙̩̽̿s̶̢͇̤̺̘̯̬̘̠̋̎h̷̰̽̕i̷̫̊̔͌̉̓r̸̢̬̗͚͉̳͎͌͗̒̎̄̏͒e̶̛̻̪̹̖̮͖̋̓̍̽̉́ ̴̧̨̼̝̦̮̫̯̫̈́̍͌̒̍̈́̅͘C̶̡̛̠͚͓͎̈́̑̃͊́̏̕ͅą̶̖̘̱̖̫͒̈͘ẗ̴̨̠͙̳́̈̅̂͂̚͝.̸̧̨̧̤̖̹̘͌́̿̈́͠

I̵̟̮͍̰̝͌ ̷̧̺̪̙̾̂̉̕n��̗̼̿̈́̉̿̎̄ē̵̠̦̤̘̻̑́͐̈́v̶̘̳͈́̅͊̎̍͠e̴̡̿̓͋ȓ̴̟̳̭̘͋͑̚ ̸̙̞̋̈d̶͎̦̩̥̣̀́͑̄̚̚i̶̢̮̻͂̈́͂̕ͅd̴͈̜̩͐͐̾̃̊͝ͅ ̸͓̟̱͊̀̍̈́͌̒͜ͅp̷̨̗̩̪͛́̓͘̕r̷̠̜͉͉̪͑̽́̋̎ơ̵͓̝̗̯̏̓̃́̄͜m̶̮̜͎͚͔̈́͛̀̚i̵̦̲͙͉̱͒̽͜s̸̡̢̺̙͚͐ę̸̫͓́ ̵̙̞͍̮̲̒ẏ̵̞̦͖͙̒̃͛̚o̴͈̩̅̀͛̀͘͝ȗ̸͍͉̦̟̗͎̓͋̑ ̸̹̤̞̟̃͂̓̒ạ̴̡̛͎͊̿͛ṋ̷͊͊̿y̵̨̘̩̣͗̃ẗ̸̺̦͎̩̫́̍̆̍͝h̷̜̹̘̄̇́̇i̵̟̿ͅͅn̸̮͔̤͗ͅg̸̺̍͋,̶͇̤͇̀ ̴̟̣̈́̒͘D̸̟͍̖͕̎ͅa̵̪̎̎͊͌r̴̪̒̑́̚͜l̶̬̹̔̀̔̃͆i̴͔̺͗̈̈́͠n̴͔͇̋͒͝.̶̦̞̻͛͊

B̵̢͆ů̶͚t̵̻͊ ̷͚̑I̶̮͝ ̸̬͗w̴̨͝i̴̜̓l̸̬͒l̴̗͌ ̸̯̾h̸͎̕a̷͙̐p̴̪͊p̸͉̕ḯ̶̯l̷̥̅ỳ̴̪ ̸̺̓p̸̪̿r̶̫͌õ̶̠m̵͈̄ḭ̸̂s̸͖̋ȩ̷̃ ̸̢͠y̴͈̑o̸̘̔u̵̦͘ ̷̬̅t̸̼̕ẖ̵̀ā̸̮t̶̜͒ ̷̪͂t̷̨̄h̵͙̚e̷̙̓y̸̳͒ ̷̮̀w̵̛̲i̶̢̊l̷͚̔l̷͓͠ ̶̰̋ñ̵̥e̵̫͝v̸̜̒ḙ̸̔ŗ̴͌ ̸͎̃b̵̡̈́o̸̮͂t̴̨͑h̸̙̒ë̵̠́r̴͖̓ ̵̥̒y̵̼̎ǫ̵͋ü̵̖ ̷̦̈́a̸̡̓g̴͍͠a̴̟͛i̴͉̚n̴͇̂.̵̹͠ ̶̬͝

But this is all hypothetical, because you are just asking and are not actually hurt and crying and just pretending to be fine…

Correct? :)