#Cheese Man

[carcrashbaby]

Happy 56th Birthday to Blur's Alex James

(11/21/1968)

[maskedteatime]

duster doodle

just wanted to give him some details a couple facets and notches

what a man

[popculturetarot]

‪The Seven of Cups is about being offered too much to fully comprehend. Like a fever dream of all your possibilities open to you, it can be jumbled together in ways that don’t make sense if you don’t focus.‬

[pizzalover8969]

https://youtube.com/shorts/UPwOvE_AZlw?si=ogwLyEAnWLyELIhk

Holy shit, the cheese

@cheese-anon-real

[practicallysomebody13]

THE CHEESE MAN!!!

[cicerosfavouritelistener]

You!

*points*

I unfortunately don't know all your OCS so GO WILD. Your favorite one, I guess!

(this is for the wholesome OC ask thing)

4, 7, 20, please

SAME AS THE LAST ONE! Order's gonna be Slips, Ja'ava, Cheese Man, Rorin, Lorzios and then Lixkasalor!

Warnin for BG3 spoilers!

4. What is the thing they like the most about their friends and what is the thing their friends like the most about them? Slips: What they like most about Cicero and Ja'ava is that while the two of them can take care of themselves, because they're so short if they rush ahead and there's like, Bandits, and then Slips walks up behind them towerin over typically the bandits'll run off. Cue the three of them having a fun time trying to beat each other in who can kill the most bandits. What their friends most like about Slips is probably their ability to be honest with them and also the way they care. Slips doesn't care about a lot of people, so the few they do are incredibly loved.

Ja'ava's favourite thing is how Slips is fully open to any crazy idea Ja'ava had mid battle. Pick Ja'ava up and fling her as high into the sky against a Dragon? Hell yeah. Let Ja'ava run up their back to scramble onto a ledge? Lets go. Slips likes having someone who has known them for so long that they don't have to explain anything about why they're doin whatever they're doing.

Cheese Man likes that they let him stay somewhere where he'd be safe rather than in the freezing Skyrim where most people aren't too fond of him (he's not fond of them either.) They can bully him for being a dickhead.

Rorin's best friend is an Orc called Zuzu (@plutoprophecy's OC). He appreciates her not despising him despite him being everything she stands against (He is Tamriel's biggest and Bestest liar) and yet she and he become besties. She is the one person He trusts with *most* things. There are a few things a man must keep to himself. He does like all of his other friends who make him feel comfortable, but Zuzu is definitely the main one. Idk how his friends feel about them. Lorzios' best friends are Shadowheart and an Ascended Astarion, and her girlfriend is Minthara. Lorzios likes that her friends are strong. Her friends like that she is strong. They're all just a pack of fucked up people. Then there's Gale who Wishes They Weren't Horrid People.

Lixkasalor has no friends. They have puppets they prefer and puppets they don't. Astarion was their favourite puppet, poor guy, went from Cazador to them who ended up taking over the world with the Elder Brain. Shadowheart, Wyll, Astarion, Karlach, Jaheira and Lae'zel would all hate them if they weren't under their Mind Control. Scratch and the Owlbear Cub however are fine and fully loved.

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7. What is their favourite movie, or a movie they would really enjoy?

If Slips had a favourite movie it'd either be Donnie Darko or Eraserhead. Leaning towards the second because they would point at weirdly shaped rocks and in a weird voice say "That's the Eraserhead baby".

Ja'ava's favourite movie is the Indiana Jones ser- HA! YOU THOUGHT? No Ja'ava lives to watch documentaries on how various machines and stuff are made.

Cheese Man watches The Kings Speech. No one should ever let him choose which movie to watch.

Rorin either watches Wog Boy or Die Hard. They also like just about any romcom.

Lorzios loves anything that's got a lot of Gore and Blood.

Lixkasalor would watch movies that are made about themselves. The ones that paint them in a good light and ones that depict them entirely as the villain, they enjoy all of it.

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20. What is their hidden talent? Is that a skill they’ve been practising since childhood or just something they happen to know and never had the chance to show? Besides, was it something forced upon them, taught by someone close, or they picked it up themselves?

Slips and Ja'ava's is kind of a two-in-one, ever since they were kids they practiced mimicking each others voices and they're REAL good at it.

Cheese Man can lick his elbow. He practised a lot as a child because he wanted to prove he was better than the others.

Rorin's doesn't have one. He's just a Bosmer who lies a lot.

Lorzios' hidden ability is being the Cutest Slayer you've ever laid eyes on. She is SOOOOO cute you don't want to try stop her, in fact you want to spread your arms out so she can play with your intestines as much as she wants!

Lixkasalor doesn't really have 'hidden talents', They're very open about who they are and what they can do. Though, for a dragonborn, they're *very* skilled [redacted]

[jessie-jem]

Anyone on here have that image where it's this fucking egg man with like six legs and it just says "he teavels. He seems the parmesan" because it's haunting my head but I can't find it

[emmaklee]

Koen van Os advertising poster

[blitz-bi]

Ok I have taken to saying “Common Provolone” while playing video games with my friends and trying to pull things in clutch.

The issue is that the word “Provolone” has all the nasty pronunciations that my second language self can’t pronounce well. The V and the L are the worst. And just saying “Prov” is two to three tongue ties.

But it’s a HABIT. And I have only Dimension 20 to blame.

Curse you Ravaging War! Curse you!

[thesmithslover2]

alex james’ love for cheese is so amusing, he just really loves cheese. i think it’s quite pure and lovely and such. just a man and his cheese.

[jotaroslooseeyebrowhair]

Oogie boogie from nightmare before Christmas but instead of bugs in him it’s cheese-wiz

[cicerosfavouritelistener]

Finally drawin Cheese Man so have this while I shade and line it.

[tokishroom]

what would i do without this man (i used three eggs sorry dude)

[kaleidoscopesystem23]

Good meme in the first place but I wanted to make it more accurate to my lived expirience