#Chazzerpan

[davekat-sucks]

Little warning don’t read this if you have eaten recently

Okay so after learning about “the beekeeper troll” the artists private works and fandom harassment, I find it all so ironic.

This concept art and stuff was likely within a few years of the Act 6 Intermission 3 walkaround, which had guest artists make sprites for the dancestors. Xamag did most of em I think, especially Meenah and Aranea’s being the most expressive, smooth and proportional.

Hussie comissioned someone else to make Aradia and Damara’s sprites. Allegedly it was an artist named Chazzerpan.

To sum it up Chazzerpan makes porn. Chazzerpan likes to draw Futanari, not just with human parts, but horse and dog parts as well, especially when it comes to Jade Harley.

Chazzerpan also loved to post on 4Chan and archive /hsg/ threads on the comics board /co/

Chazz hasn’t been around since 2017, but the fact she just left and contributed to Homestuck while beekeeper troll guy was shut out for working on some spinoff game related to Homestuck it’s just, it’s so poetic.

And hey to the anon that told me that artist for HS:BC is also LYSANTHUM on X is beneficial to me, now I know when their comissions open, I did like their work with Vriska and Tavros after all.

All the more hilarious when it is the same Chazz who drew the weed art of Snoop Dogg, Nepeta, and Meulin Leijon.

It's strange the team picks and choose what coomer shit is allowed and what is not. Macro giant is bad, but apparently getting aroused for shitting your pants is better. But definitely commission Lysanthum. I doubt the Patreon money is gonna help fund Homestuck Beyond Canon, so better give some to her. Request any character or ship art you like!

[oilspillfan345]

trying to mimic a certain someones art style

[gardengnosticator]

I'm sorry what's this about jade and shota????

dog dick jade while dreamed up elsewhere got popular on the tumblr ecosystem through artist chazzerpan who drew a bunch of nsfw comics of dog dick jade having sex with shota dave, that is the outright title of these pieces, chazzerpan later went on to work with hussie during the final acts as a contributing artist. putting two and two together.

[proshiphomestuckconfessions]

there used to be this artist that made these milf doggy jade and shota dave comics(among others) and i dunno who they were but i wish they made more homestuck(totally get if they just grew out of the fandom though)

this was chazzerpan, but he hasnt used tumblr in years. fun fact! he also did (among other things) all of the dancestor talksprites.

[you-hate-time-travel]

chazzerpan has changed my art irreversibly i think

[nekropsii]

Howdy! Your analysii are interesting, I'm only chipping in to add that while Cronus is textually "faking" his kin stuff, I... do not give the narrative the credit that its meant in comparison to "real" otherkins. The fact the other "kin" character, Horuss, is treated as a borderline zoophile for it doesn't help. Watsonian reasoning alone leaves the interpretation incomplete. Hussie was being consciously cruel and posing the otherkin community as privileged predators.

To be totally fair, that just seems to be a Zahhak thing. That doesn’t at all make it better- in fact, the recurring borderline-zoophilia theme with that family makes everything worse, but Horuss definitely isn’t alone on that front. Equius also had a weird as fuck horse thing. I don’t like Hussie, and I agree with you, but I have to point out that Equius definitely also had a horse thing long before Horuss existed.

Hell, the weird horse thing wasn’t even initially planned with Otherkin shenanigans involved- “Horuss” was derived from an initial suggestion for Equius’s name, which was, as far as I’ve heard, and I shit you not… Horace Focker. Sigh.

Also, not to invoke the devil’s name or anything, but wasn’t the zoophilia thing also because Hussie was buddies with Chazzerpan and Chazzerpan was super weird about animals/animal traits? I remember that being a thing. Dude made some severely fucked up porn.

Honestly, not to tread on ground that isn’t my own, but my take is that Horuss’s whole “Otherkin” thing wasn’t cruel because he was weird about animals, because being weird about animals was kind of an established “Zahhak thing,” and I don’t know if they were directly trying to pose people who are Otherkin as Privileged Predators. I definitely see where you’re coming from, but I’m just personally not wholly sure of it. I think Horuss’s “Otherkin” thing in particular was more so fucked up because Hussie seemed to be conflating being Otherkin with being a System.

(I know I tend to gravitate more towards near strictly Watsonian analysis, and that’s because I really do not like Hussie and learning things about Hussie is a plague upon my soul. It’s also kind of just more fun for me- but trust me, I’m very aware of certain things.)

[hermitcyclop]

Everything I learned about homestuck discourse has been without my consent.

[toreodere]

So i was trying to mess about with drawing without aliasing the other day and i drew some grimdorks fluff as a fun little request for a friend!

[doomsdaydicecascader]

If they're going to make horrible age gap ships and dog penises canon they should rehire Chazzerpan.

god homestucks track record really is just a full 0, huh.

[mmmmalo]

Ngl that ask doesn’t actually make it clear whether they considered roxy a trans girl or a cis girl besides I guess transmale no spaces signifying general outsider ness to trans language ie not linking that shit together but a bunch of trans women were disappointed by roxy and also jade’s rather. Irreverent portrayal of genitalia. Esp since it rendered her cis as well. Idc really I just think it’s interesting you read it that way bc It is definitely kind of ambiguous

Oh woops I should have read longer maybe the other three messages complaining would have granted more context

Nbd, those asks are still in my ask box anyways. There’s a lot of stuff that I don’t get to, or that I fail to respond to adequately by my own metrics.

I’m aware that a number of trans women (and trans men) were also put off by Roxy’s narrative; two of the linked posts in there are devoted to that. But yeah, I took the usage of ‘transmale’ as the main indicator that the anon was not trans, with vocal disgust towards Jade as the supplement

Glad to know you're just a futa fanatic like Chazzerpan. But considering he got to draw child porn and then went to work for Hussie maybe you're angling for a job at WhatPumpkin.

Thanks buddy

[solarianradiance]

So I take it that Meenah will never stop being Charlie 'Blockhead' Brown.

Nop-E!

Thanks alot Chazzerpan

[nekropsii]

sorry if this is weird but i just wanna say i really enjoy how you use so much italics' and bold and text colours in your text posts.

there's something about it that just makes them that little bit more engaging and fun to read? easier even? i don't know i just really like that about them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

also mad respect for all your alpha troll analysis and appreciation and stuff, mituna is one of my favorite characters so it's really refreshing seeing someone do him justice :))).

(hope you a full recovery after everything dude, it's been a week o-o)

It’s not weird at all, don’t worry!! That is exactly the effect I was going for, so I’m glad it’s worked for you! I know that for a lot of people, giant walls of text are daunting, and unformatted ones especially are very hard to read. Even for me! And I like reading long form text!

Thank you for enjoying my Alpha Troll content! It’s very much so a niche in this fandom- one that I’ve seen quite a lot of people have staunch disdain for, some of which are actively disrespectful towards it and those who enjoy it- but it is a niche I intend to fill and broaden respect for.

Despite the characters’s analytical and literary maltreatment from the fandom, their short-lived relevancy in the story, and their incredibly rocky reception, I am firmly of the belief that the Alpha Trolls deserve attention and analyses too- especially attention that utilizes… At least half of a brain cell.

Mituna, in particular, is a character I get a lot of enjoyment from, and he’s absolutely amazing to analyze from a meta perspective! But I never see that get done, especially not in modern times. He’s usually thrown aside as a thoughtless joke, or rewritten rather poorly. I’m really glad other people who like him are picking up what I’m putting down- his implied lore is one of the most fascinating aspects of the Alpha Troll session for me!

(Thank you for the well wishes! That Chazzerpan Debacle was a fucking doozy. But it was almost fun, in a way. Key word: ALMOST. It was a god damn emotional roller coaster. But hey- At least we got some clear cut answers from it! I’m just glad it was me who had to handle the brunt of it. I cannot imagine the effects that being on the receiving end of that fiasco would have on someone a bit more sensitive than I am.)

[homestucks-against-homestuck]

boom boom acka lacka boom boom

Go walk your dinosaur already. Nobody has time for this shit.

-Mod Droog

[calloutstuck]

I'm so tired of advocating about the basic premises of not being assholes to other people, them saying I'm full of shit, and then we literally die in the streets.

I'm so tired of people telling me I'm in the wrong for wanting to talk about webcomics safely, while people are being killed in the streets for even looking slightly happy while being in this system.

when you are in a system that wants you dead, thriving, surviving, or defending is taken as an act of violent resistance. even when it's as simple as drawing a character that is the same color as you

shout out to all the intentionally ignorant, loud-mouthed jackasses who tried to talk over people suffering and act like it never happened.

Happy 900, people.

[nekropsii]

What’s the accusation/up with jade?? I might b able to pull sources as well if you need a hand

THANK YOU, I’d really appreciate that if you could!! I haven’t had wifi in a few months, and my data is… Well, pretty slow, so it’s extremely tedious to find sources on this, if they do exist. Webpages take… quite a while to load, even if they are simple.

With that said, I’m putting this under a readmore, because the contents are quite nasty, and the accusations themselves are extremely heavy.

Content Warning: Unverified Claims, NSFL, Misogyny, Mentions of Sexual Assault, Bea//stial//ity, Ped//ophi//lia.

(God they really just went for a home run on this shit, huh? Censoring PURELY so I don’t automatically get my fucking blog terminated or something, Jesus Christ.)

I’m not here to spread false information. I’m taking this entire thing with 20 grains of salt until I get solid proof. Until then, these are some really fucking awful and really god damn heavy accusations to throw around.

If anyone can help get SOLID evidence FOR AND/OR AGAINST these claims, I’m all ears. But until then… Christ.

God, do I crave the good news that anon is completely bullshitting or overexaggerating. I’d LOVE evidence to the contrary of this.

(Side note… Anon is incredibly lucky I don’t get legit triggered by discussing stuff like this. They need to be a little more careful about how hard they swing and where.)

(Side note^2: I don’t know who these people are, I mind my business with content creators. This, I believe, is the first I’m hearing of these names? Could be wrong, though- my memory is extraordinarily bad.)