#Cat Pee Headache

[brittle-doughie]

Some incorrect quotes with Y/N with the Ancients and Beasts? Pretty please?

The Incorrect Quotes Cookie Jar: Soul Jam Edition

Holy shit, it’s been a while since the last!

Y/N Cookie: *thinks of falling milk*

Ancient/Beast Cookies: “….I need them…”

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Shadow Milk Cookie: “Partake in the apple!”

Y/N Cookie: “But God said if I eat it, I’ll die-“

Shadow Milk Cookie: “NUH UH-”

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Y/N Cookie: “Eternal Sugar, I need you to stop stalking me.”

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “I wasn’t stalking you, I was educating myself on your lore so I can understand you better!”

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Hollyberry Cookie points to a Virtue of Scorn Y/N Cookie: “I can fix them”

[Drill sounds, screaming, chainsaw revving]

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Y/N Cookie: “Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve!”

Mystic Flour Cookie: “I think you mean cards.”

Y/N, pulling knives out of their sleeves: “No, I do not.”

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Y/N Cookie: “Peeing.”

Mystic Flour Cookie: “Whatever.”

Burning Spice Cookie: “Who gives a shit.”

White Lily Cookie: “I care <3 don’t listen to them.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “This one’s dedicated to you.”

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “Piss harder.”

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Silent Salt Cookie: “No Noise November, everyone shut up.”

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Pure Vanilla Cookie, trying to flirt: “So, do you come here often?”

Y/N Cookie: “I mean, this is my house, so yeah.”

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Golden Cheese Cookie: “How are you feeling?”

Y/N Cookie: “I’ve been experiencing a headache lately that seems to come and go.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: *walks into the room*

Y/N Cookie: “Oh look, it’s back.”

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Dark Cacao Cookie: “So you like cats?”

Y/N Cookie: “Yeah.”

Dark Cacao Cookie: *tries to impress them by pushing glass off a table.*

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Police Cookie: “You’re under arrest for carrying 4 Cookies on a single motorcycle.”

Y/N Cookie: “Wait, 4?”

Police Cookie: “Yes.”

Y/N Cookie: “SHIT-“

Police Cookie: “Y/N?”

Y/N Cookie: “PURÉ VANILLA FELL OFF-“

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Mystic Flour Cookie: “your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On.”

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Pure Vanilla Cookie: “Good morning.”

Hollyberry Cookie: “Good morning.”

Dark Cacao Cookie: “Good morning.”

Golden Cheese Cookie: “Good morning.”

White Lily Cookie: “Good morning.”

Y/N Cookie: “You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!”

Burning Spice Cookie: “Hey, motherfuckers!”

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Y/N Cookie hurt their knee and is laid up with a cast and crutches.

Golden Cheese Cookie is sitting next to them, doodling little hearts on their cast to cheer them up.

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Y/N Cookie and the Ancients, and the Beasts all end up asleep in the same room. Nobody can get any sleep because Y/N Cookie is snoring loudly…except for Silent Salt Cookie, who’s completely used to it.

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Y/N Cookie: “You always look so unapproachable.”

Dark Cacao Cookie: “And yet here you are.”

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White Lily Cookie: “We’re engaged!”

Mystic Flour Cookie, to Y/N Cookie: “You should’ve asked me first.”

Y/N Cookie: “You’re not really my type.”

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Pure Vanilla Cookie: “Is that your hand on Y/N Cookie’s shoulder?”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “It was an accident.”

Pure Vanilla Cookie: “Your hand is still on their shoulder.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “It’s still an accident.”

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Y/N Cookie: “Heyy, Eternal Sugar!”

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “Heyy, how you doing-“

Silent Salt and Burning Spice t-pose float towards Y/N Cookie.

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “AH, OH NO! OH GOD-“

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Y/N Cookie: “How petty can you get?”

Golden Cheese Cookie: “I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument that I was wrong about.”

[deadlysoupy]

DATV banter if my Rook (Urchin) was a companion >> 1 << / 2 / ?

if you can't tell this is my addiction now. i pretend i'm being productive while not actually writing any long pieces i wanted to write. everyone wins!

Neve: Are you having any more headaches after Solas and Elgar’nan exchanged pleasantries in your head?

Rook: Well, they’re not headaches anymore, that’s for sure.

Neve: Migraines?

Rook: Yep.

Neve: If you need it, I have a good method for getting rid of them. Not permanently, of course, but they dissipate faster. I can cook something up for both of us.

Rook: Oh. Really?

Neve: Sure. Swing by my room and let me know.

Rook: Oh?

Neve: (laughs) Don’t get too excited now.

~~

Neve: So. You killed a noble.

Rook: Not my… proudest moment, but I don’t regret it.

Neve: That had to earn you some enemies.

Rook: Oh, for sure! I’m surprised no one tried to assassinate me yet. Unless they did try, and I was just too good.

Neve: (laughs) You are hard to get a hold of. But doesn’t it bother you?

Rook: Does your job bother you? You crossed a lot of important people in Dock Town.

Neve: Touché.

~~

Rook: You aren’t much of a crow, Lucanis.

Lucanis: Excuse me?

Rook: You’re more like a cat.

Lucanis: Are you… going to explain it, or?..

Rook: Nah, you figure it out.

Lucanis: (sighs) You and your riddles.

~~

Lucanis: You look good in leather, too.

Rook: Really? I don’t know…

Lucanis: You should try it. It could highlight your waist.

Rook: Oh? Been looking at my waist, have we?

Lucanis: I suppose I was. Just don’t wear capes. 

Rook: Ah, yeah, tried capes and other long dingly things. Got caught in a trap and almost ended up impaled. Don’t recommend wearing capes or cloaks in dungeons.

Lucanis: Duly noted.

~~

Rook: Davrin. What starts with an “A”...

Davrin: No. Nope. Denied.

Rook: But I didn’t even finish!

Davrin: And you won’t. Just keep walking.

Rook: (whine)

(a little bit later)

Rook: I’ll be quick. What squawks but doesn’t— 

Davrin: I said “no”! 

Rook: You’re a fun killer. A fun hunter.

Davrin: Uh-huh. Complain to someone else.

(and a little bit later again)

Rook: …

Davrin: …

Rook: Why can't you hear a phoenix go to the bathroom?

Davrin: …

Rook: Because it's pee is silent.

Davrin: (coughs to interrupt a laugh)

Rook: Ha! I heard that!

Davrin: (coughs) No, you didn’t.

Rook: O-oh, my dearest Davrin. I will never let you live this down. You like pee jokes?

Davrin: We aren’t talking about this.

Rook: Can we pee about it?

Davrin: I’m locking you up in your room when we get back.

Rook: Nice try. I can pick the lock.

Davrin: Not while tied up.

Rook: You wound me. Isabela teaches classes on how to unbind yourself to five-year-olds.

Davrin: Well then I’ll… figure out what to do with you later.

Rook: Challenge accepted, Pee Boy.

Davrin: I hate you.

~~

Rook: I had a pet once.

Davrin: Oh, yeah? 

Rook: A rat. It died.

Davrin: Oh. I’m… sorry?

Rook: (sighs) I’m making a terrible point. What I was trying to say is… We’re not always in control of who we take care of. You’re doing good, Davrin, even if you don’t think so.

Davrin: Uh. Thanks for the vote of confidence? Why did you bring this up in the first place?

Rook: I heard you talking to Assan before we left off. I guess I just had to say something.

Davrin: Hey. What did we talk about snooping?

Rook: “Snooping is bad”.

Davrin: That’s right. But thanks, Rook.

~~

Rook: “Professor Volkarin”, huh? You're a teacher?

Emmrich: Was, Rook. And, to be frank, I deeply miss it.

Rook: I wonder what you teach.

Emmrich: Simple evocations, really. Etiquette dealing with the dead, Nevarran culture.

Rook: Cool. Cool. Do you, um… teach reading, by any chance?

Emmrich: Well, most of our students already have some kind of basic knowledge of grammar…

Rook: Oh…

Emmrich: …But I would love to teach you, if you're willing.

Rook: Oh! Okay! Yeah, I’d love to.

~~

Emmrich: Rook, you’ve been to many an ancient crypt and ruin, correct?

Rook: Not to brag, but yes, I’ve been to a few.

Emmrich: Excellent! I would highly appreciate your help in uncovering a few mysteries I’ve come across. Your expertise would bring a new perspective on things, I’ll be sure to not waste it.

Rook: I… You want my experience in your research?

Emmrich: Why, yes! I’m sure you have a lot of knowledge on ancient architecture, traps, old magic, and many other skills I haven’t a clue about. Is that a problem?

Rook: No, I’m just… No one really wanted my skills in anything before. 

Emmrich: And that’s their loss, my dear. I assure you, your knowledge is as precious to me as any other book.

Rook: Wow. Thanks, Emmrich. That’s… really kind of you.

Emmrich: It’s nothing, I assure you.

Rook: Not to me.

~~

Rook: Harding. Hey. Lace.

Harding: Oh, sorry! What?

Rook: What do you call a sad cheese? A “blue” cheese. 

Harding: (hearty laughing) What was that! That’s terrible! 

Rook: (laughs) I know. You were all caught up in your thoughts, and you looked sad, so.

Harding: (chuckles) I was thinking about the Stone, but your awful joke helped. 

Rook: It’s what I’m here for.

Harding: To be a bard? Sorry, I should have clarified. To be a bard college drop-out?

Rook: No offence taken. Or maybe a little.

~~

Rook: Lace. You’ve been pretty much anywhere, right?

Harding: I’ve been to a lot of places, but I wouldn’t say I’ve been everywhere. My short legs can only carry me so far.

Rook: Still, you’re experienced. What’s the most romantic, or, I guess, scenic place you’ve seen?

Harding: “Romantic”, huh? Got someone to impress?

Rook: So what if I do! You wouldn’t want me to drag them out into the streets of Minrathous, right?

Harding: Oh, no, of course not. But… If I could recommend any place, it would probably be Val Royeaux, the capital of Orlais. Beautiful palaces, good roads, fancy attires…

Rook: Maybe something closer to home? I don’t even know if we have an eluvian that would reach so far.

Harding: You’re missing the point. Orlais has wyverns.

Rook: …oh. Wait, how did you…

Harding: (laughs) I notice things. 

[cherryaire]

idk if you're still taking writing prompts,, but I would LOVE a fic with Angela and Damien getting snuggly- like in a embarrassed but too comfy to deny way? long shoot day or something and it's them hanging out on the new games couch all tired and warm

It’s the last shoot week of the year, and today is the last day of shooting in total for this year as well. It’s going to be a late one, but people tend to love the gas leak energy that appears when they film later into the day than normal.

By six in the evening, however, it’s less laughing gas and more anesthesia gas, and they’ve decided that they can do what they want. They’ve gathered around on the games stage, having dragged beanbags and poufs of varying sizes over in front of the huge new couch (“No, Angela, it is not named cousin!”) and a handful of people are sharing blankets as well. They’ve got some of the decks for Trivial Pursuit out and they’re just each tossing out questions and seeing who can end up answering more. It’s about as chill as when they do something like “No Wrong Answers”, but there’s an added coziness to it that is so indicative of the end of the year and the wrapping up of 2024’s filming.

Angela is running just a little bit late, having gotten sidetracked while she was working with Patrick on something between shoots, and when she arrives to the games stage, everyone is already all piled in and squashed together.

Typically she’d end up with Amanda, but Amanda has Tommy’s head on her lap and she’s playing with his hair.

Shayne and Court are (of course) snuggled together, and Spencer and Alex have decided to take one end of the couch rather than stay behind the scenes for this last one.

Damien is the only person without someone next to him, and he gives Angela a shy smile when he notices that she has noticed this. “There’s always room for you, Anguhllah,” he tells her, and that puts a smile on her face in return. She takes him up on his offer and she settles next to him, but she keeps a couple of inches between them since she knows Damien isn’t always the biggest on physical touch. There are a lot of people in this area right now, so she’s trying to give him his personal space.

They’ve got a couple of different decks of Trivial Pursuit cards from different editions, such as Silver Screen, Decades, and Family Edition, as well as the most recent version of just basic Trivial Pursuit so there’s something for everybody that’s there.

As they go around and read random questions, Angela is getting cozier and cozier in the couch. The pain reliever she took for her headache after lunch is finally starting to really kick in and the lack of pain is making her relax.

They make it a couple of more rounds before she realizes that she’s leaning into Damien from hip to shoulder on her left side. She has no idea how long she’s been sitting like this, but it seems that Damien… doesn’t care, since he’s never one to shy away from asking someone to please leave his personal space when he needs it. He hasn’t said anything at all, nor has he tried to move away from her. If anything, his arm has come to rest across her back, fully giving her permission to relax against him. She’s grateful that they have the lights kind of low in here compared to their average lighting set up because her cheeks have absolutely gone pink, as have her ears.

Close, personal touch with Damien like this is pretty few and far in between, and so any time she gets to experience it, it feels like something magical. It’s almost reminiscent of when a cat chooses you to snuggle with and you feel like you’re not allowed to breathe or get up to pee until the cat sets you free, because this is a once in a lifetime opportunity, even though it literally isn’t.

Typically, Angela only ends up touching him a lot if he needs comfort for some reason, or if they’re celebrating a win in a really competitive game and everyone’s arms are wrapped around each other or shoulders are being squeezed. It’s never like this.

She could get used to this. She really could.

[haveyoulistenedtothisalbum-poll]

Tracklist:

40 Years Super Hot Body Ready for Party • Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra and Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces Fart Song • Butterflies Scared My Cat When I Was Burping in Your Face on Wednesday Morning • Drunk Log out with Spooky Music Settings on My Firm Tits Pictures • Grandpa Says Fuck While Grandma Screams What Repeated Several Times • Grumpy Trumpy Python Toddler Taxi with False News and Emotions • Hugging Blood Thirsty Vampires with a Transylvanian Accent and Slapped Butts • I Farted as an Official Statement Against Global Warming, Expressing My Worries! • I’m Handsome When Wearing a Bag on My Head, Said the Horny Motherfuckers Politely • Is That Cellulite or Just Your Ugly Face? • Kindergarten Farting Fanfare Discussed with Disgusting Asian Clay Warriors Terracotta Song • Leaking Ladies Xylophone Solo Learning with Lusty Lashes Song • Lisping on Penis Peyote Creaking Mirth Radio, Let’s Lisp! Song • Lowering My Filthy Boobs to the Height of Your Curly Chest Hair with Freckles • Mom’s Cleaning Closet Looks Like a Women’s Porn Stash • My Gay Expense Combination Password Gore Seeking Battle Was Sinning • My Hangover Got Hung over by a Hung Guy from Hungary • My Horoscope Sign Is Poop and Yours Is Farts • Nearly Touching Myself with Your Girlfriend’s Hands While Doing the Dishes • Peeing a Farting Swearing Shouting and Pooping in Different Languages Made Me Famous Song • Petite Girls Liked My Fat Farts in Skinny Jeans with Justice • Pooping a Masterpiece in the Little Boys Room on National TV Broadcast • Puerto Del Penis Summer Holiday with Topless Sun Bathing and Surfing Fun • Puking Girls Are Holding Each Others Hair While Selling Butter to Pregnant Vomiting Men • Real Sharks Was a Great Accessory for My Swimming Pool Party Massacre • Relaxing Music for Penis Boys and Vagina Girls, I Have Money Cash, Yes! • Rescuing My Penis from Your Vagina at the Last Minute, Whoah! • Scary Music and Naked Ladies Cemetery Collection Flickering Through Growth • Shaking Sausages in the Men’s Room and Dangling Coconuts • Short Temper Anus Removal with Lipstick on the Collar • Shouting Poopers to Girls While a Crying Man Is Pooping Poop, How Adorable Screaming Babies Are! • Silly Talking Childish Macho Man Thanking Prayers for God’s Food Yes Hello! • Skinny Bitch, Fat Bitch, Rich Bitch, Poor Bitch, All Bitches Poop! • Smelling That Pussy in the Air at the Private Night Club Farting Room • Smudging Chocolate over the Toilet, So Everyone Would Think I Pooped • Sneaking Beans into Your Butthole While U Talk to a Handsome Stranger • Snuggling in Satan’s Satin Sheets with Shattered Dreams and No Boner Song • Solitary Fighting My Big Toe with the Desolate Strangler • Spoiling Desert by Pulling Your Finger Thirteen Times in a Row • Strolling with Morning Wood in the Woods While Mourning to This Song • Stutter and Chinese Food Destroyed My Artwork in the Toilet Bowl Coffee Shop • Sunny Morning Boner at the Beach Gym Towel Rental Song • Surprisingly Soft Boobs on the Milf Statue in the Garden of Jugs, Oh It Was Your Mom Sorry! •

Taming My Daughter’s Boyfriend with Booze and Fists of Agony • Teleporting My Cock to the Urinals Hurts When Peeing Penis Action • That Penis Is Not Mine, Stop Accusing Me of Curing Your Cancer! What • The Brothel Cup Cake Dispenser Had a Variety of Chocolate Brownies Too • The Giggling Killer Was Invited for Tea and Mustard with a Former Laughing Idiot • The Headache Fuckers with Migraine Were Chopping Fucking Painkillers • The Itchy Vampire Vagina Was a Gothic Curse from Medieval Times Song • The Lying Bitch Hermit Ducking Group Was Insisting on Bitch Slaps • The Penis Teens Shouting Squad Declared War on the Vagina Milfs Departure • The Pussy Cock Was Meowing and Cock-a-Doodle-Dooing with Glance • The Singing Orgy Group Remembered My Fancy Birthday Party, Super! • The Sock on My Penis Shook the Genuine Spokesman While Crying Song • The Syphilis Motown Singers Were Blowing Deranged Adultery at Me Song • The Toy Collector’s Mature Attitude Otter Raised Homeland Security Breach • The Triangle of Pussy and Clipping Smoothies Burping Smootch • Typical Asian Food Poured into the Purse of an European Hooker Prostitute Igloo • Under Water Farting Wiz Nick Y Minaj Naked Twerking Shower Saloon Barf Thong • Updating My Profile Picture While Pooping Macaroni with Japanese Subtitles • Using Mother´s Panther Underwear Because of Broken Shopping Bag to the Store • Washing Hamburgers with Dirty Sauce in Leather Pants While Howling • What Ugly Shit on Your Finger! Oh, It’s Your Wedding Ring? It’s Very Nice! • Whistling and Farting a Heavenly Polyphonic Song for Dying Virgins • Violin Licking Sounds by a Hard Baritone Dick Song Licker • Young Girls Selling Old Men´s Boxers in Thongs with Soulful Tutti-Frutti • Your Butthole Swallowed My Telephone, Will It Come out from the Mouth Then? • Your Mom´s Butt Massage Seems Innocent at First, Before Handing out Religious Leaflets

Spotify ♪ Youtube

[cacao-snorter]

creepypasta headcanons!1!1!!1

Aight here are some creepypasta headcanons cuz im bored

Slenderman

-his tentacles are furry and look like really long cat tails and get puffy and zig zaggy when he’s mad. -He is a father figure to the proxies but not a super good one and typically ends up seeming like an evil boss when he wants to appear as a father figure.

-There are two computers in the whole mansion that are old but work enough to search the internet and play minecraft

-Slenderman usually doesn’t leave the proxies alone when he’s going out for awhile because the one time he did, Jeff and Ben downloaded 69 bites of gay old man 🌽 on his computer and then Clockwork shat on it after. He cried when he got home.

Jeff The Killer

-I headcanon he’s vegan bc he loves animals

-absolute baby with fragile ‘masculinity’

-his friends joke about him being a republican hillbilly because he’s southern. (actually has a very slight accent too.)

-He’s friends with Nina despite knowing that she has a crush on him. He doesn’t mind. -he makes really gay jokes with ben

-Showers like once a month and smells bad. -I headcanon that he’s asexual and fairly androgynous. Doesn’t really know what he’s romantically attracted to, nor does he care.

-Wants to be friends with Jane again but knows he can’t.

-he was high on pain killers when he killed his family and Jane’s family in the same night and continued killing because he thought there would be no going back and now is afraid of drugs.

-edgy 15 year old with offensive tumblr humor

-Toby jokes about him being fat

-His favorite song is sweet dreams.

-was actually friends with Randy, Keith, and Troy. But a massive argument caused them to stop being friends and led to the whole incident.

Ben Drowned

-Doesn’t shower

-100% gay

-Can control the power in the mansion and make the lights turn off or something.

-Surpringly good with technology and doxxes people when he’s mad. He also jokingly threatened to leak Liu’s address which scared Liu half to death.

-Has a best friend trolling trio with Jeff and EJ

-His room smells bad

-owns a worn out gaming chair

Eyeless Jack

-Doesn’t actually like eating kidneys, Chernobog just makes him, but sometimes he fools Chernobog by eating kidney beans

-Gets weirded out when somebody calls him the “son of Chernobog” because he thinks it’s weird and too fancy.

-Listens to rap music

-Tried to become a rapper and used garbage YouTube beats, he made five songs that were all about fingering Otis (Bloody Painter). He also sampled an audio of Jeffrey beatboxing sweet dreams in the background of one of his songs. This same song had kazoo in the bridge

-ex zalgo goon but nobody knows but Slenderman and he’s too scared of what everyone would think if they knew.

-Extremely insecure about his face and always has his mask on. Only people who’ve seen are Jeff and Slenderman.

Ticci Toby

-Asshole with hatchets -joked about being flat earth but now thinks he might actually be flat earth

-besties with Clockwork

-Hates waffles. He hates them so much, he went into a gas station at 9pm, shoplifted a box of frozen waffles, threw them at a group of middle schoolers, and popped a cap in the cashier’s ass when he tried to stop Toby. He actually got his face on the news for this. One time, Lazari poured syrup in the vents and the mansion smelled like waffles for a whole week, Toby had constant headaches while throwing up and crying because he thought the mansion smelled so bad.

-Very quiet and always cooperative, so he’s like Slenderman’s favorite.

-bullies jeff for apparently being fat.

-literally doesn’t sleep

-Around most people he’s his canon self, that is very cold and quiet. Around his friends he’s more fanon Toby, annoying, immature, and has a weird sense of humor.

-encouraged Jeff to go full hillbilly mode and run over Offenderman with a truck.

-smells like cat pee and butter

-Always has an attitude and mad about something.

Bloody Painter

-Listened to all 5 of EJ’s soundtracks. Has the kazoo one on his Spotify playlist.

-Artistic

-Comes off as smart but says the dumbest thing every now and then.

-Scared of potatoes. He thinks they crawl around his room at night.

-Had the weird ice cream cut in middle school.

-Doesn’t wash his hands

Clockwork

-has a very stylish pixie cut.

-people often look at her clock eye to check the time.

-makes up things to be mad about

-has a Barbie doll that Sally gave her that was naked, bald, and didn’t have arms. She twisted its legs backwards and gave it prosthetic tampon arms so that it could sit on her nightstand on all fours. His name is Hector.

-shat on Slenderman’s computer

-besties with Toby. They were actually a couple once but then Clockwork found out she was lesbian and they broke it off. Now they’re best friends and both assholes and say the meanest things to each other as jokes.

-Has freckles all over her face. Like literally everywhere.

-Has vine humor

Nina The Killer

-absolute scene queen

-Jazmin Bean listener

-Has more anger issues than Jeff

-Didn’t kill her family. It was her bullies who killed her family.

-Toby hit her with a shoe and then chased her around the mansion to hit her with the shoe more.

-“I’m not like other girls” mindset.

-actually very sweet when she’s not mad

-dyes the streak in her hair a different color every month

(Part 2?)

[amynchan]

Note for if you, like me, sometimes feel like shit and do not know why, entirely, despite getting up and moving to a new room and eating breakfast:

Open the blinds if sunshine is outside

Change out of your pajamas

Take out the trash

If you've got a cat, clean the litter boxes

Open the windows if you can

Why?

Sunshine directly affects the body, making it do shit that's meant to help you out. Also, natural light makes the brain go brrrrrrr.

Pajamas are comfy as heck, but changing your clothes even a little bit gets your brain up and going into a different mindset. It's kinda like going into a new room, but more, somehow.

If your trash has been there for a while, it's likely got a smell that you've slowly acclimatized to, and that smell can cause headaches or slight nausea. Even if you can't take it out yet (body shit, it's night out and no way in hell are you stepping foot outside, too damn cold), taking it out of the can and tying it off can make a small barrier that can boost you for a little bit.

Cat pee has ammonia, I believe. Even if the litter boxes have their way of absorbing the pee and dealing with it in certain amounts, too much can also cause headaches and generally plummet your mood.

Fresh air is so so so good, and if you can't go outside, bring that crap inside. Let it air out the place, refresh the air, and get you going again.

I know these aren't feasible for everyone, but it's a good reminder for people like me who steadily sink into these funks and don't know how to lift themselves out of it because memory problems. These places are a good place to start, if possible.

[vxzauditorium]

the rot om ban that guy wewe bonk

wheres my crown fleep thicc in the woods anything goes do it midnight

monka s look behind you toyotatathon

have sex glorp wanking and the toyato just peed on the floor

look piledriver wanking widealert

gunl glerm marcianito virus gorbage

just dont smash all your bones smile

random memory being generated

monka s om monka s om monka s

they love it there is a glink inside you

its always with you squirrel babies born

the eaglet gains confidence for flight

admire the sapling for a short while

well well well why did the chicken cross

full gooch on display buldge obstructing

pleep damn thats hot banned buh om

plinkvibe catdog cateat no mmmmmm

hando stando dont drown them gachipls

gooning honk the buldge for good luck

a little swim dont drown them blblbllblbb

fyetish firm like a mortar wall wewe fuck

i hope this helps im going back you feel

nyarlathotep my beloved wuewuewue

slime could change the world epoch

comparison and application no eyes

liminal crying baby megastructure

hey chip chip paws in the box yes

as in with cyprine was mixing blood

vre giving you carte blorbo here

oh how you torment voz our marvelous

burned shaking unable to stop woa

shwoing hole later its quite beautiful

i wouldnt want to be its gun hat clover

owls stoats kestrals tawny it isnt bud

malevolent watch listen read not do

on our scans our bone decay reverse

youve fulfilled a wish pal ol friendorino

a scattering loose of incomplete media

in a jam not deer keter borp kanke snas

you have a problem with listening pain

golden wasteland thank you destroy you

slaying moon asbestos poisoning failed

duck duck duck dick whsg the dhit srifky

steeped by blood river the delta rune sky

phue xœjn use the loop machine star

but nobody came live music fun people

secret walter zombies notwithstanding

end run that thing is not alive excuss you

off to the side golden rule pawn highlight

shortnessvpf neath freath death exiting

pedantic petulant pretentious myst iii

hurt too much to adjust pools game lost

bind your torrent client lsa and weed

dry socket headache sick spasming

autoimmune disease commander red

distorted hearing asterisk ingredient

quaint nice neutral red white purple black

gender neutral queen blinking light text

scared of suffocation cat ate a wasp

hydrocodone doom what is being funny

the dog alphabet stagnation of bones

oh so thats where that went heebeedoo

dramatical murder cutting off the song

apologies bitch suffering the disrespect

guts despair korn schizophrenia mag

also this came from the future bonzo

vxzauditorium slaps your cock hu huh

just got here who tf is trying to fuck om

strippinhittinthegriddy its true unless

shows up mounts then goes back to bed

flirt me next strippin shy lookup freaky

mike walters saws off his arm birdsong

hello jon apologies for the deception

ahh message woe pee gone silly time

absurd stories for the rationally insane

dont own this content outside the voice

letter to vz from john retaliation imposter

strangeways kind of temporally constant

the angels laughing down the pain gone

give them what they want the world grab

sponges are scary calls upon lord satan

more than you could ever fucking dream

boredom a factor of dissolution for me

had to drown slutty Italian pop polka

my scheme is complete who are you

kill my stomach shut off my want tear

at the threshold of something grand

nobody has to see but us you go sus

i heard a noise

[pinksilvace]

Hi!! I can't remember if I sent you an ask already, do you have any AUs for cats?

You have not, and yes I do!

@thepineconelord and I have been imagining a college AU (or I guess specifically dorm life AU) for a while - Alonzo and Munkustrap would be RAs of their (freshman) building (they are the main focus of most of our musings). Their supervisor is Jenny (other ACs include Asparagus Jr., Jellylorum, and maybe Skimble?). All of the kittens are residents, +M&R +Plato and Misto transfers into the building at one point. Tugger's in a different building, but he comes over often and causes problems that give Alonzo a headache. Typically, if there's a social thing going on, Munkustrap is called; if there's a facility issue like a clogged toilet or pee in the shower, the residents grab Alonzo instead, since they know he'll be annoyed instead of disappointed like Munkustrap would be. Anyway, here's the one (1) note I've previously had written down about this AU:

Oh, and Pounce, Tumble, Plato, and Jerrie are in a quad room. Probably one in the basement. Pounce is scared of the bugs down there.

I've written about another of my AUs, which I guess might not technically be an AU, but it's basically another take on the "Alonzo knew Macavity pre-Jellicles" headcanon.

I have a crack idea in which Alonzo and Tugger are taken off the streets by a man named John (wink wink) and can't figure out how to escape his house. Tugger, being microchipped, decides to live his best life until his owners come retrieve him. Alonzo is much more desperate and emotionally constipated and generally having a Very Bad Time.

I once jokingly wrote about an apartment AU, though it's not very in-depth.

There are probably more, but these are the main ones I remember off the top of my head!

[the-acid-pear]

Okay i don't have the brain power to watch the rest of NRN NAT video but god that first half was horrendous anyway here's my "Reason You Suck" Speech for anyone who cares

Okay i actually got so railed up about this i got a headache so i need to counter argue to many of your points about Steven. Starting with something i see a lot of people not realize and is that yes, indeed, all endings ARE canon. This is pretty clearly explained by Henry in the secret tape (you get it from fishing it out the ballpit or from the dodo, both very annoying methods so i dont blame anyone from missing this) and it explains Jack's soul is one with time powers that will revert time based on regret. With this, we know not only EVERY ending and game over is canon but also something Jack remembers.

Keeping this on mind, Jack's obvious bias towards Dave compared to Steven MAKES sense, because there's no timeline where Steven is nice unless he's doing it out of being forced to do so (owing you a favor). On top of that, there's another detail: Jack DID know about Dave's backstory!

When he learned it is obviously not clear but there's to places where its implied he does, in fact, know about it: Dee's fight, obviously, and Jake's backstory. In Dee's fight she asks him for confirmation on whether this was true and he's like "yeah" meaning this isnt news for him, and in Jake's backstory he talks about this EVEN if he didnt go to the flipside or heard the tapes, meaning that at some point he had an honest heart to heart with Dave about his past and such.

Now, relating it back to Steven: I feel that they cannot even be fucking compared. I think Steven would be better compared to the other two phone guys we see making a decision like this, those being Harry (ironically the one who made Steven) and Peter. I mean, Roger and Jake are also in the same situation, but they're just following what their boss says so they cannot be counted in.

Peter for his part is an outlier, because he's the first Phone Guy we EVER see decide to not send someone to the factory (that being Jimbo), completely ignoring what this would mean for him (if anything, since we don't really know if there are consequences or not). Harry and Steven, obviously, did send their respective coworkers there, but there's a main difference: Steven was utterly remorseful about this while Harry kind of... thought genuinely this was a good idea?

Which does say a lot about how Harry views himself but it also says something about Steven: that he's a fucking coward. Which we did, in fact, know, but this reinforces it.

Steven made a choice by his own voalition, and i don't think this is even fair to compare with Dave. Dave was being abused and manipulated by his father figure and the only person who had ever been nice to him, the only person he thought he had in the world. He was regretful too but he really wanted to trust Henry because what did he have if he left? Steven on the other hand is not being "molly cuddled" by anyone but a manual.

This isnt to say Steven isnt tragic, he is! He, like everyone else, is a complex and tragic character who did unfortunately go quite unexplored, but he's also a bad person because he chooses to be so. He'd have been like Peter, he'd have broken the cycle, he'd have done anything a man aware of the weight of his actions could do, but he didn't, because he was scared!

Also i must point out this very cowardice also reflects on his own violence because to say he's not as bad as Peter is just plain bullshit. Peter was a bit more festive yes but he at least let you Pee On Slides and Gave You Warnings. Steven kicked me in the fucking springlocks because my puns were bad. That guy was brutal and cruel but also wouldnt dare to kick Jack's ass if he was out of that stupid cool cat suit.

So, to wrap this up now that my blood pressure went to safe levels again: when you look at the whole picture Jack's feelings towards Dave and Steven are not entirely unjustified. The way that tangerine goes about doing anything at all is highly questionable though but he's like everyone else just a flawed individual. And that's what makes this franchise so compelling

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

147 of 2025

What’s the last sweet treat you’ve had?

I baked cinnamon-vanilla shortcrust cookies yesterday. Ate a few, so that's it.

Would you ever or have you gone golfing? (mini golf counts)

No and no. Seems boring to me, honestly.

How about bowling?

Did it once or twice as a part of disability revalidation. It was fun, so I wouldn't mind.

What’s something you’ve been wanting to try but don’t have the nerve or time?

Archery. I mean, I tried in once and I absolutely fell in love, but I have no time nor good equipment for that :( also, I don't even know if there are any archery clubs in my city.

Are you able to walk or jog more than 1 mile without stopping?

How many kilometres is a mile? I would probably walk, but not without stopping since I'm disabled. Jogging is out of question.

Do you enjoy decorating your home for any occasion?

Nah. I loved it as a kid, but now, in my mid-30s, I just can't be arsed.

What did you last have to drink?

Vanilla-flavoured milk. Big yum.

What’s your favorite color in the rainbow?

I like them all okay. The perfect spectrum.

Do you tend to stumble over your words when you’re nervous?

Yeah, but not only then. I'm a stroke survivor and since then, I have speech problems. Lisp, stuttering, repeating myself etc. It becomes more prominent when I'm tired or not fully awake.

Are you a fan of Ozzy Osborne?

Nope. The whole family kinda puts me off, to be honest.

Have you ever caught Covid-19? or any of the variants?

I don't think so. I tested negative on every test I had to take. Which doesn't change the fact that I have a cold right now. Oh well.

What color was the blanket that you last covered up with?

Pink. It's my cat's favourite blanket, too.

How long do you lay in bed until you get up if you can’t sleep?

I don't get up. Unless I feel I need to pee.

What’s a dance move you can confidently do?

None. I'm not even interested.

Do you know a Lucy?

Yeah, I do.

Do you ever listen to any A.M. radio stations?

AM, USB, LSB, you name it. I often scan the radio and I use different modulation methods.

Do you stream most of your music?

Yeah, from Spotify.

What is something you dread?

Death. Mine and my loved ones.

Would you say you’re an overall nice person?

Well, I'm trying to be. People seem to like me.

What was the last argument you got into about?

Something about farting. Nothing worth mentioning XD

When did it last rain?

Last night, after the whole week of sunshine. I love this country, really.

Do you use big words in your vocabulary?

Not really. I rather feel like I repeat myself a lot.

Do you keep Christmas bags and old wrapping paper to reuse?

We don't even use wrapping paper. I don't remember the last time I got a gift in a bag, too.

What’s a charity you support strongly?

None. But I would be all for animal shelters.

What’s the first flowers or trees you notice that bloom when it gets warmer?

Clover. It seems to be first. Then, fruit trees like apple or cherry.

Have you ever accidentally punched yourself in the face while pulling your covers up?

Lol yeah, way too many times.

How about dropping your phone on your face?

Nope. Maybe once lol, and not while pulling covers.

Have you ever been in a mosh pit?

Nope, not interested.

What’s one of your favorite TV shows?

I looooove British TV, so don't force me to choose between Poldark, Keeping Up Appearances and Allo Allo.

What are 3 words or phrases you use most often?

I just say oei oei oei, that has become a joke in my friends circle.

When did you last trip or fall?

Probably at work a few months ago.

What type of pain pills do you use for a headache or do you just tough it out?

I don't use any painkillers. I still forget to ask my neurologist what's actually safe for me. I know I can take paracetamol, but it doesn't help much, so I don't bother.

What did you last say out loud to a family member?

"Look, I can be quiet for 15 minutes", just 3 minutes ago to my husband. Lol.

Can you remember the last time you dressed up nice for an event?

No. Probably for a wedding, but it was a few years ago.

What did you last thank somebody for?

My cat for stopping to bite on a cardboard box.

Do you see any stuffed animals from where you are?

No, we don't have such things in the house.

Do you or anyone you know suffer from food allergies?

Yeah, I'm allergic to nuts and I have mild lactose intolerance.

Look up from your device. how much black do you see?

One box.

What color do you dislike the most?

Brown. It feels so boring. Even more boring than grey.

Can you whistle good enough to get through a whole song?

I can't whistle at all. I think I lost this ability together with the movements of the left side of my face.

What did you last tie a knot for?

I probably tied my shoelaces. I'm glad I learned to do it again with my disabled hand.

How many surveys have you taken so far today?

It's my second one I think, but I'm going to bed soon anyway.

[thebawdybaldurian]

Finding Common Ground- A Rookcanispite Scrap

Still chugging away between my many fics and working as much as I can to pay for my cat’s $2000 bladder stone surgery. Powering through a long scene that will eventually be posted in my Dragon Age series fic. If you like my writing or helping weird orange cats pee without pain, feel free to buy me a Ko-fi.

Context: Rook (Mae) has been receiving some mixed messages about Lucanis’ interest in her, the Crow having once again offered to accompany Neve on a trip to Minrathous. To help cheer up Mae’s dejected mood and alleviate some home sickness, Bellara introduces Mae to a fellow Veiljumper who she thinks will hit it off with the odd necromancer. Upon returning from Mintrathous, Lucanis finds Mae petting Veiljumper Oros’ nug and sitting close to him as they talk in the Lighthouse. Both Lucanis and Spite are overwhelmed by regret and jealousy, the demon blaming Lucanis from ‘fumbling’ Mae into the lap of another man with his confusing courtship. Mae heads to her room feeling conflicted, receiving a chaste kiss and an invite to visit anytime for a long walk with Oros, while her feelings for Lucanis still persist. She alleviates some tension with a bit of self pleasure, her intense climax putting her straight to sleep.

Content and Warnings: tasting female ejaculate, scent kink, intense lust, discussions of consent/voyeurism, demonic-assisted masturbation/body sharing, use of a sex toy to masturbate, prostate stimulation.

NSFW Pairing: Lucanis/Spite half-solo?

Both Spite and Lucanis’ ears perked up when they heard a cry echo quietly through the library, neither of them sure what or where it had come from. “Spite!” Lucanis growled, wondering if the demon was up to no good.

“That wasn’t me,” Spite replied, stretched out on the other couch, jealously thinking about tearing Oros’ ears off and feeding them to his nug.

“That sounded like it came from Mae’s room,” Lucanis shut his book, too concerned to save his place.

“You think she is in trouble?” Spite sat up, ready to spring over the couch and dash up the stairs with the aid of his wings.

“I don’t know,” Lucanis furrowed his brow. “Stay here,” he climbed out of his chair, pulling a dagger from his boot.

“I can help!” Spite got to his feet too, flaring his wings out.

“By what, giving her a headache?” Lucanis mocked.

Spite made a rude gesture at him, racing up the stairs in front of him. “Wait,” Lucanis paused as they approached the long hall that led to her room. He listened for any sounds, hearing nothing more.

“Why don’t I just…peek through the door? See if she’s alright?” Spite crept past him.

“No,” Lucanis walked through the demon’s non-corporeal form. “I don’t want you bothering her anymore…and I don’t want to disturb her if it was nothing.”

He approached her door slowly, Spite tiptoeing behind him. “Mae,” Lucanis quietly rapped on the door. “Is everything alright? I heard a noise.” There was only quiet on the other side.

“Mae!” Spite yelled loudly.

“She can’t hear you, you idiot,” Lucanis said, unaware that she now could, if she hadn’t collapsed into an exhausted slumber after her mind-bending orgasm.

Spite harrumphed, disappearing through the door before Lucanis could protest. Lucanis opened the door gently, finding Spite crouched and lapping something off the floor with loud slurps. “What are you doing? Stop that!” Lucanis whispered as Spite nosed the ground like a hungry dog looking for more.

“It was Mae’s,” Spite sat on his heels, looking over her sleeping form with a growing bulge in his pants, his tongue still lolling out. “She spilled herself on the floor…she’s…mmmmmm…she been naughty with herself…”

“Get away from her!” Lucanis swatted at him as he walked around the chaise.

Mae was asleep again, on her stomach this time, one of her long legs stretched out and dangling off the edge of the chaise. She was wearing one of the silk stockings Lucanis had bought for her and he could see she had the purple bodice on as well. Her back rose and fell gently with each slow breath she took in and Lucanis got a glimpse of the tattoo that ran down her back.

“Look at her,” Spite rested his chin on the chaise, smelling more of her musk on the fabric. “She’s perfect…right down to her vertebrae.”

Lucanis couldn’t help but agree, from her dainty, silk-encased toes to the loose curls that strayed from the bun at the top of her head. He didn’t want to linger in her room now that it was clear that she was okay, but he couldn’t bring himself to leave. His eyes scanned up her bare back, wondering how far down the tattoo went. He knew the spinal column well, the easiest way to quickly incapacitate someone without outright killing them. Hers was on full display, beautiful and vulnerable. He wanted to kiss up every inch, detailing every notch with grim prose. “Out!” Lucanis ordered as Spite leaned over her, sniffing out more of her amorous musk, her slick toy trapped under her stomach. Spite hissed at him, forced to obey now that Lucanis’ mind was focused.

Lucanis let out a heavy sigh, pulling the blanket carefully over her back, his mind racing with what she might’ve been doing before falling asleep. The heroine in the book he’d started reading had begun caressing herself, recalling her meeting with the hero and the soft kiss they’d parted with. Had Oros kissed her goodbye? Had she put on these delicate underclothes for him instead of Lucanis? Had she been touching herself thinking about him? It made Lucanis sick with jealousy, wishing he didn’t have a perverted demon standing in his way. She was everything he’d ever wanted and he felt her slipping through his trembling fingers. He couldn’t let Spite hurt her, even if it meant she would be with someone else. She let out a soft moan as she shifted slightly on the chaise, her foot brushing against his shoulder. Lucanis didn’t want her to ruin her new stockings falling asleep in them and carefully pinched between the toes, hoping they weren’t snapped into the garters. The stocking thankfully slid off easily, her body shifting again as she mumbled in her sleep. “Mmmm…that’s tickles.”

Lucanis bit his lip, reaching under the blanket to find her other foot. He pulled the other stocking off even slower, holding his breath as it came loose in his hand. He went to fold them up, intending to put them in her armoire, but finding the tops of them curiously damp. He put them hesitantly to his nose, instantly overwhelmed by the heady scent of her arousal. He knew the smell of a woman well, only because his cousin liked to tease his dirty fingers under his nose after another conquest. Lucanis fled her room in a panic of lust, the stockings still held tightly in his hands. “That was quick….but you took a souvenir,” Spite remarked as Lucanis stormed down the stairs, eyeing the stockings hungrily.

“I didn’t do anything to her, you sick freak!” Lucanis snarled, though his heart and mind were racing with ideas of what he’d wanted to do if she’d been awake and interested.

“So you didn’t even steal a grope?” Spite asked as Lucanis sternly pointed for him to follow him out of the library.

“I’m sure consent is a foreign concept to demons, but most mortals have a basic understanding of it.”

“Yeah…I’ve heard of it…you have some very fluid morals for an assassin,” Spite mocked. “But if she wants us, what’s the harm in waking her up with your head between her legs?”

“Consent isn’t a one-time thing,” Lucanis informed the demon, stalking across the courtyard towards the dining hall. “Showing interest is nothing. Even if she’d invited me into her room…into her bed…that wouldn’t give me permission to take her as I pleased.”

“Why not? You’d just be giving her pleasure. Everyone wants pleasure.”

“Because that’s not how things are done when you care for someone. You respect their bodily autonomy…you ask permission to touch them and you don’t…smell them all the time.”

“But she smells so good!”

“I know damn well how good she smells,” Lucanis growled, elbowing open the doors to the dining hall.

He was shaking with both frustration and lust, stomping into the pantry and tossing the stockings across his cot as he took some calming deep breaths. “She smells different when she is around us…her fear moans are stronger,” Spite tried to offer some words of encouragement, standing in the doorway. “Even when she was stroking that bald rat. She wants us to be her first mortal…not that Veilhumper.”

“Jumper…and they are called pheromones,” Lucanis corrected, closing his eyes tightly. “I want her to be my first too…but…I can’t do that with you in here.”

“Why not?” Spite put his arms across his chest, feeling Lucanis’ mood shift. “I would let you have time alone with her…I could just watch…for a while…or I could help…”

“Help?” Lucanis guffawed. “What do you know about pleasing a woman? A mortal woman?”

“I didn’t say it had to be with Mae at first,” Spite replied, wiggling his way into partial control of Lucanis’ body.

“What are you doing?” Lucanis resisted, one of his eyes flaring purple. The hand on that side of his body reached down for his groin, cupping itself around his cock. It felt strange and foreign not being in his control, but he let out a quiet groan as his hand started rubbing against himself.

“I was a Spirit of Passion once, remember?” Spite spoke in Lucanis’ head, slicking their tongue across their lips. “If you’re going to make us wait for Mae…do this boring courtship thing you have planned…we’re going to need to relieve ourselves…properly,” Spite’s hand squeezed tightly around their cock.

“I can do fine on my own,” Lucanis replied, cupping his hand against their balls.

“We’ll see,” Spite challenged, reaching his hand up to unbutton their pants.

They clashed as they undressed themselves, the two halves of their shared body fighting against one another. “Stop that!” Lucanis snorted as Spite repeatedly pinched their nipples after unbuttoning their shirt part way.

“Why?” Spite did it again. “You like it too.”

“Because we have more important things to attend to,” Lucanis looked down at their raging erection, a long dribble of pre-cum leaking from the tip.

“Let me do it,” Spite reached down, fumbling the sticky fluid onto his fingers.

“You’re just making a mess,” Lucanis growled, thumbing the rest over the head of his cock with a sigh.

“Mmmmmm,” Spite moaned loudly, his eye fluttering at the wonderful new sensation. “I couldn’t enjoy this when we were in Mae’s room before. Even asleep, you were fighting me…ruining my first chance at mortal pleasure.”

“Because it was inappropriate,” Lucanis scolded him, removing his hand from himself for a moment.

“Even just looking at her?” Spite bemoaned.

“Without her knowing…and doing…what you were doing…over her while she was alseep? Yes. You can’t just invade people’s privacy…and pleasure yourself watching them.”

“Ughhh…you mortals are so picky. I watched lots of them do really nasty things to each other…and they liked it…they liked me watching. They asked me sometimes, in their dreams.”

“Exactly…they asked you to,” Lucanis replied, kneeling down to pull a small box out from under his cot. “But Mae hasn’t asked you to watch her…to ogle her when she is getting undressed or in the bathroom.”

“What if she did?” Spite watched curiously as Lucanis pulled out a small silk bag.

“Then you’d be able to do whatever she asked, but still check in with her to make sure it was alright to continue doing so. Consent’s not a one time thing, rememenber?”

“Mmmmhmmm,” Spite grumbled, reaching down to touch their cock again before hesitating. “Can I…touch us again?”

“Yes, you can,” Lucanis smiled a little. “Thank you for asking this time.”

“What’s…uhnnnn…in the bag?” Spite groaned, giving their cock a long, slow stroke.

“You’ll see,” Lucanis gently shook the supple sleeve out of the bag. “If you want to do things properly.” Spite growled excitedly, making their cock twitch with anticipation.

Lucanis reached for a small vial in the box, uncorking the lid and dribbling some of the viscous fluid into the opening of the sleeve. “Yes,” Spite huffed, letting his hand off their cock as Lucanis stretched the sleeve around their tip with his fingers. “Mmmm…fuck…yes.”

“Calm down,” Lucanis fought against the excited shiver that Spite forced up their entire body. “Let me…uhnhhh…get it on all the way,” Lucanis moaned, pushing their cock slowly into the sleeve.

Spite gripped the wall with his hand, letting the tight, slick masturbator glide down their shaft. They both groaned as it reached their hilt, squeezing their ass tightly as they were completely engulfed. They each had control of one of their hips and Spite’s started pumping quickly right away, fighting against Lucanis’ slow movement. “If we’re…going to do this together,” Lucanis grunted loudly, gripping the base of their cock tightly to stop all movement. “We’re going to need to be in agreement.”

“Fine…fine,” Spite let out a heavy breath. “Let’s switch off…I get a minute…you get a minute.”

“Original body owner first,” Lucanis insisted, climbing onto the cot, moving Mae’s stockings aside.

“Can I have those?” Spite reached for them, tugging softly on the silky material.

“What do you want them for?” Lucanis asked, settling them comfortably onto the cot.

“I want to…smell her again,” Spite said meekly, still holding on to one end. “Even if we haven’t asked to.”

Lucanis sighed, wanting to smell her musk as much as the demon did and knowing he was still tempted by baser instincts. “Just…a little…and we have to put them back…undamaged,” Lucanis relented, letting Spite take the stockings.

“Yeah…sure,” Spite replied, huffing them immediately. His sense of smell was even more keen than Lucanis’, the musky scent even stronger now in their nose.

“Fuck!” Lucanis groaned, giving their cock a few excited strokes before slowing back down.

“Mmmmm…her fear moans smell so good,” Spite continued to huff the stockings, letting Lucanis have control of their hips for a moment.

Lucanis didn’t bother to correct him again, the personal scent of her body making his head swim. He stroked the sleeve down his cock for a few minutes, Spite reveling in the sensations before asking to take over. “Not too tight!” Lucanis gasped as Spite took a white-knuckled grip around their cock. “Let the sleeve do its job.”

“Mmmmhmm…yeah,” Spite grunted, easing off a little and bucking their hips against the toy. “Will Mae…fuhhhh….feel this good…you think?”

“Better…probably,” Lucanis closed his eye, picturing her riding them. “She’ll be warmer…wetter…tighter…”

“Fuck…�� Spite exclaimed, taking another sniff of her stockings. “I’ll come right away,” he began moving his hips faster, working his wrist as well.

“Then it’s a good thing I’ll be in charge,” Lucanis took control again, slowing them down.

“Stop being so…patient,” Spite complained, letting his hand idly play with their balls. “I want us to come.”

“Not yet,” Lucanis insisted, stroking them at a steady but non-urgent pace. “It feels better when you draw it out a little….and you need to give time…for her to finish.”

“I want her to finish…I want her so much,” Spite whimpered, letting a finger slip under their balls. “Do you think she’d ever…in our tight hole?”

“I don’t know,” Lucanis huffed. “I don’t think most women…but if you wanted to…gently,” Lucanis spread his legs wider. “Grab that vial of oil.”

“Okay,” Spite fumbled blinding for the box on the floor, finding the small bottle.

“Just a…little,” Lucanis said before Spite dumped the rest onto their groin.

“Sorry,” Spite replied, slicking the oil around their balls and asshole. “I like it slimy.”

Lucanis bit deeply into their lip as Spite probed their asshole with his finger, relaxing their body enough that he was able to slip one inside easily. “Oh fuck!” Spite groaned loudly, testing the depth of his finger. “I can see why you like this!”

“Just…ahhhh…go easy back there and….haaaa….yeah…right there…that’s how you come hard,” Lucanis grinned, feeling Spite’s finger nudge against their prostate.

“What…here?” Spite asked, wiggling his finger against the rubbery node. “Oh…ohhhhhhhh…”

“Yeah…” Lucanis let out an ecstatic breath.

“Can we come now, please?” Spite begged, stroking their prostate gently, the toes on his foot curling tightly.

“Just a few more minutes…enjoy the sensations,” Lucanis huffed, working the sleeve along their shaft a little faster.

“Can we think about Mae some more?” Spite panted, closing his eye tightly.

“Nothing weird,” Lucanis closed his as well, their thoughts joining as Spite offered Lucanis the briefest glimpse of her naked body.

They grunted and moaned in concert, finally working together to bring themselves to a satisfying finish. Mae was the end goal to both their desires and they imagined her seated on top of them, her beautiful, milky flesh moving with theirs. She was the woman of their dreams, their comfort among the horrors of the Ossurary and the forced joining that had brought them together. Spite’s leg shivered wildly as they came, Lucanis’ held stiffly as he gripped the cot with his toes. “Mae!” They both cried out loudly, their voices echoing across the stone walls of the pantry. They filled the sleeve completely with cum and ectoplasm, fluid squelching out the bottom as they stroked through their climax.

“Gods!” Lucanis sighed happily, feeling completely in sync with Spite for the first time and utterly spent.

“Dead Gods,” Spite panted heavily, the hold on his half of their body waning as he became instantly sleepy. “For Mae…we’ll kill them for Mae.”

“Right,” Lucanis nodded, his half of their body also ready to collapse into an exhausted sleep. “Just…give me some time to…woo her…and…rest…”

They drifted off together, the sleeve still wrapped around their cock and Mae’s stockings draped across their face. Lucanis had his best night of sleep in over a year and Spite retreated deeply into his Fade domain to slumber after his first real taste at mortal pleasure. Lucanis awoke in the morning feeling a little chilly, having fallen asleep in only his socks and a half unbuttoned shirt. It would’ve been quite the scene to come across if anyone had stumbled into the pantry, the slime-filled sleeve rolled between his legs and Mae’s stockings tangling around his neck. “Hmmmmm,” he reached down to give his balls a scratch, finding them still oily from Spite’s excessive pour. They were satisfyingly drained, but his cock still twitched as he removed Mae’s stockings from his neck, catching the faint whiff of her musk. He sat up on his elbows, rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand. There was a dry crust of cum and ectoplasm between his thighs, where the sleeve had leaked out their shared fluid. “Why is it so much?” He sighed as he picked up the sleeve, more sticky, clear fluid dribbling out.

[reblogg3darts]

ND vs NT

Disclaimer first and foremost: I'm a self-diagnosed ND. No official diagnosis because there is still a heavy stigma in my country of NDs that generally boxed NDs as 'non-productive' and/or 'idiots'.

Never mind that I am almost 50 with self-bought house in a gated community in a suburb, an actual job that literally carries the country's financial security, and has numerous cats who are cared for much, much better than the cats of those so-called 'catfluencers'.

From my personal observation, there is one major difference between NDs and NTs, and that is the weight of their observations vs what came out of their mouth.

It's not out of the ordinary for NDs to have intense and thorough observation skills. Personally, I would not make an opinion until I've got all sides of the quantitative facts. The quickest example for me is sterilizing cats.

I have, in the course of six years, sterilized a lot of cats. I care for 9 indoor cats, 9 outdoor (community) cats, and fosters a lot of cats from babies to hospice cases. All are (or will be, in the case of the babies) sterilized. I have a sample size of over 50 sterilized cats around my house's gated complex and elsewhere in homes of friends/families.

I can and will opine that sterilization is a very, very humane method to control cats' populations. Add streetfeeding to it, and vaccinations, and those cats - particularly the outdoor ones - will live for a minimum of 5 years AFTER the sterilization.

I will NOT accept opinions stating otherwise, unless said cats are placed in high-hazard areas i.e. a place with lots of traffic - no wild beasts here, I'm in a suburb. Then their survivability does not rely on sterilization.

I don't glamorize TNR. For me, TNR is a means to an end, said end being: me not burying cats/kitten every other week, me not getting blood pressure spikes from cats-in-heat brawling on my roof, me not getting headaches over the pee stinks of unsterilized cats.

I, on principal, don't approve those glamorizing TNR as 'heroic acts'. I appreciate those documenting every side of TNR, from catching to diseases to death, as literally just that: documentaries to educate others.

Most of the time, those wanting to glamorize TNR are NTs. A lot prefer the numerous pats on the back, especially on social media, for their personal dopamine boost. But most failed - or prefer not to show - the ugly side of TNR: the spayaborts, the pyometras, the cancers, the wounds of the male cats from fighting, etc. Those, I don't appreciate at all.

Back to the ND v. NT in data digestions. I noted that a lot of NTs liked to collect minimal data and spout opinions out of their sitting ends like it is the actual fact. This leads to many, many dangerous outcome that they overlooked or even ignored.

One I just had is with an NT who claimed that 'dog lovers don't care for cats, whereas cat lovers will care for dogs in social media!'

Not a more wrong statement can be had...

I live in an Islam-majority country. Approximately 80% of the muslims here abhors dogs because they are haram and their saliva is najis. But about 50% of the population likes cats.

The one major thing that NT skipped is that Dog Lovers tend to not draw attention to themselves due to the well-known religious bias. Whereas 'cat lovers' tend to be people who likes attention and would integrate themselves into a conversation without invitation and without a care of the outcome.

I personally love cats AND dogs. I am not in a place to care for a dog yet, due to my mom having dog trauma and I don't have it in me yet to battle her trauma (yes, she lives with me in my house, but she is also turning 80 and me not having a dog is not the end of the world).

I also know at least a dozen of my personal acquaintances who is not an acquaintance of the abovementioned NT who have both dogs and cats and/or care for both.

She, in the mean time, insisted that her statement is true over ONE client of hers whose sister doesn't like cats because she's a 'dog person'.

See? That's a typical NT argument in which I list down half of my acquaintances who have both dogs and cats, and cut off her argument with the statement that her benchmark is far too low and too few to make an opinionated statement.

Which lead me to this post and temporary conclusion: NDs don't like making assumptions (not because it makes an ass of you and me) because we know how painful and dangerous a limited data/information could be - we've had it happened to us (and is still happening here in my country) when everyone and their grandmothers calling us weird or stupid just because we're NDs.

NTs make assumptions out of nowhere because no one had enough knowledge to challenge them.

And I'm tired of it.

[boydchloe]

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[smithsonian-official]

woke up late, missed the bus that would get me to work right on time so i’m a few minutes late, raining, didn’t shower, headache, saw a dead rat, had to pee in the men’s room because i left the women’s bathroom key at home, worked for 3hrs straight on my feet running (literally) in the rain fixing leaks all over our 16 acre campus, and see if i was a house cat i would be asleep warm in bed and wouldn’t have to care about anything

today i really wish i was a house cat