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tswwwit · 9 months ago

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Much has been made of those old grand gestures of romance. To die for someone. To kill for someone. To hand over your whole heart, to ruin your life, to pluck the stars from the sky and place them in your lover's palm.

But when you're working with characters who actually can easily kill and die and be thrown into Big Dramatic Moments at the drop of a hat, it's much much funnier (and apt) to go in the other direction. They would do the unthinkable. The impossible! The only thing that could further soil their blood-soaked hands!

They would... do the dishes for them.

#*shocked gasps from the crowd at this absurd declaration #BY HAND even!#Someone in said crowd faints #Or clean the bathroom #Or fold the laundry or walk the dog or vacuum the carpets #Give me domesticity as a sign of devotion #So what if you've slaughtered millions. Who's gonna pick up your dirty socks #Now that's an action that takes REAL effort #These are just some thoughts I think

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago

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WIFI IS MINE ONCE AGAIN as i sit on a mattress on the floor

#it feels like ive been without it for so long...#it has been... three and a half days... i am Weak....#nah jk i wouldve been find without it for much longer #but boy howdy am i Glad to be able to use my dear beloved laptop again #i am In The New Place i am Beginning To Settle #tomorrow i begin unpacking my own stuff!!! exciting!!!#i cant wait to admire all of my Things!#ohhhh and i finally have a spot on the wall for my combo whiteboard/corkboard....#im still very stressed and i want to lay in a hole but!!#i am doing slightly better than a few days ago!#the weather has been nice... cool and rainy... i am not used to cool and rainy #its also cold and i am - unfortunately - a desert creature #suffice to say i am wearing hand warmers a hoodie and a blanket #absolutely unprompted #the place's last owner Didnt Fucking Clean though #so there have been many spiders. and cobwebs. and general Grime we will have to scrub #like seriously today i was dusting the ceiling. THE CEILING.#had to dust & vacuum the windowsills... gonna scrub my bathroom tomorrow...#theres a large tear in my bedroom carpet too...#ugh and the cabinets are Small so organizing all the spices and shit has been Rancid #stuff has to go out of place and you cant see it all and MY ORGANIZATIONAL SYSTEMS ARE CRUMBLING #sometimes it feels like my adhd and autism are fistfighting but during a move?#lockstep babeyyyy. they are Streamlined. lots of things and lots of sorting & placing and eeheehee #i have also killed most of the freakishly huge mosquitos in the house so! things are better!#that first night was Rough! its better now! this shell is becoming a House!

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autistichedgehogs · 2 years ago

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#sonic fandub #sonic the hedgehog #eggman #anyway how are y’all doing #my bf and i have been going ham with a deep vacuum for 2 hours because our bedroom flooded with water #and it smells SO BAD #and we didn’t even know that it was flooded because it started in the closet #the normal vacuum wasn’t doing anything so i went over to the neighbours and asked for his fancy water vacuum #AND ITS NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING #SO IF YOU HAVE ADVICE PLEASE TELL ME #we’re so stressed what the fuck #if i get mold in the carpet i’ll be pissed #the second time i got mold sickness in a year #i am one with the mold babyyy #anyway shoutout to my partner he’s been great #in sickness health and mold poisoning #posting this as i take a break from cleaning my carpet #EDIT: I WASNT EVEN THE ONE WHO FLOODED IT #IT WAS MT BROTHER. HE WAS THE CAUSER OF MOLD TJE FIRST TIME TO #AND OF COURSE HE HAS NO CONSEQUENCES BECAUSE HE DOESNT SHARE A WALL WITH THE WASH ROOM #i needed to defend my innocence lol

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tea-time-terrier · 9 days ago

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Playing God

(Gently relocating Sharknado into my room and locking the door)

(Sharknado is the robot vacuum I have no control over beyond locking in a room)

#I love my roomate so much but lending out the vacuum cleaner was not on my list of things to be aware of #and my perception skills are still a work in progress hence my failure to notice this missing cleaning device #before you know #dumping baking soda all over my carpet

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aturnoftheearth · 1 month ago

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i love the bit about becoming an adult meaning you value useful items as gifts aka the socks meme bc yeah. my big ticket item this year for my birthday/christmas list is a vacuum cleaner

#IT WOULD JUST BE SO USEFULLLLLLL #like a cordless stick vacuum which i KNOW I KNOW they have their faults etc but we have all tile and fake hardwood floors in our house #like the only carpet is a rug or two but jesus christ there is so much sand all the time #and my sister got us a robot vacuum 2 years ago and he’s great (named rocky after patrick #’s pet rock) but if he gets stuck somewhere he dies and we gotta wait to recharge him #not to mention he’s horrible for spot cleaning so yeah. hoping this dream comes true

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kikuism · 6 months ago

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felt so accomplished and productive today taking apart the old vacuum cleaner: washing the filters choked with 8 years worth of dust, removing all the hair wrapped around the roller brush, emptying the dust cup. it's fully functional now....spent a good hour or so vacuuming the entire upstairs

#we got a cordless vacuum but it just refuses to work on carpets so i decided it was time to bring back the old big heavy vaccuum #it was so satisfying to actually hear it suck up all the dust and whatnot as i vacuumed #i love how you can detach the dust cup and the wand for more versatile cleaning it's so great for those tight hard to reach spots #hgkshfjdjd this is such a mid 20s joy. when the vacuum is versatile #i wonder what the etymology of vacuum is it's a strange looking word

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shuckstruck · 2 months ago

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saw some horrors this weekend that changed me fundamentally i think

AND- the horrors aside- my mom accidentally left the gate open and my black lab puppy took off for nearly two hours this afternoon. we drive all around town looking for him and couldn’t find him fucking anywhere. eventually we got a call and got him. we almost drove right by him cause he stood so stock still when he saw our car that i thought he was one of those tacky lawn ornaments ppl put out of animal silhouettes lmao

#rumbles #don’t read on unless u are strong of stomach #i will only say the barebones regardless #cat threw up can of wet food (fish) on shag carpet #went unnoticed for a day i think #flies absolutely noticed #fly maggots in the shag carpet #horrifying. absolutely horrifying g #came home after cleaning everything up and continued to vacuum #let’s just say. thank god i did that #will be doing that for the next several days #for my own peace of mind #anyways. if i’m mia from u this entire ordeal is why

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bre-is-changing · 1 year ago

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How I manage to get my house duties done on my days off even when I just want to play my video game:

I clean the toilet and the tub and then I play a match on my video game

I clean the mirror and the sink the I play a match of my video game

I clean the stove and the oven then I play a match on my video game

I clean the counters and the table then I play a match on my video game

I vacuum the floors then I play a match on my video game

I mop the floors then I play a match on my video game

Before you know it my whole house is clean and I got time to play my video game 😁

You don't have to be pain free or depression free to clean up your house. (I'm certainly not!!) You just have to learn ways that motivate you to get it done! ❤️

#hope someone can use this to motivate them!#so far ive cleaned my whole bathroom and vacuumed all the carpets #and i played my video game lol

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yj-98 · 10 months ago

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hi everyone btw :) life update: did some BIG cleaning today after a long overdue breakdown and now my space is significantly more livable 👍

#depressions got hands........ etc.#its not perfectly clean still bc i didnt have the energy after 6 hours to do vacuuming + carpet cleaner thing but #took a shower.... washing my blanket and pillow case.....the rest can be another days project #rook.log

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passionfruitmango · 1 month ago

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I did not anticipate how often I'd have to be cleaning my vacuum once I adopted a regular vacuuming schedule???

#sunnie thoughts #where do all these long plastic looking strings caught on the brushroll come from??? my cheap apartment carpet???#and washing the filter omg!!!#vacuum #vacuum cleaner #i love having a clean space but dang!

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fuck-kirk · 2 months ago

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PSA: if you have pets…especially ones that shed a lot…and you have carpet in your home…INVEST IN A GOOD VACUUM AND CARPET SHAMPOOER

#mott txt #this coming from a person shampooing the carpets and vacuuming a house where the person had a dog #and clearly never or rarely even vacuumed let alone shampooed the carpets #that’s where the dog smell in homes comes from btw #I’ve taken obscene amounts of dog hair out of the carpet that wasn’t visible #he vacuumed before he left but it only got rid of the visible hair I’m sure #I saw the house before he vacuumed…the hair was HEAPED in piles #I knew I had a lot of cleaning to do to get the smell out so I’m glad the landlords were upfront abt it #and took a considerable amount of money off the rent bc I’m cleaning

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starpros-sunshine · 4 months ago

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We <3 hearing things

#i swear I am hearing stuff #it might be because this is an old house and those make noises sometimes #but maybe there's something #and maybe there's nothing at all and I'm imagining this #i think I'll clean my room sometime the next days....#it's overdue anyways there's this one corner where i haven't looked at in like two years out of fear what might linger in those depths #my room is a nightmare for people with dust allergies #carpet everywhwre last time i dusted off was too long ago to remember #there's some mold on my windows because i used to rarely open them #that was before I noticed that fresh air is really nice actually and i like breathing good #my couch creaks too and I know my heater sometimws makes strange noises #the boiler from my floors bathroom got the verdict “out of date and should probably be replaced''#it works well but now I'm a tad scared of it exploding #or giving me carbon monoxide poisoning #We're paranoid like that ig thats in up here nowadays #god I really should deepclean this thing sometime #by couch too i sleep on it every day so I seldom get the chance to really do something there #because. like. i kinda need that thing #but I vacuumed and where was a lot of dust #why do I live in filth I even try to keep it somewhat alright #sigh I'll just do what I can do for today and chamge my bedsheets #we'll see about the rest when we get there

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lz-01 · 5 months ago

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#everything is just 10x harder than it needs to be #1st the paint was bad #so i bought new paint #repainted only it was way too hot/humid the day my mom picked to help me #so it was super difficult #then she insisted on cleaning the carpet #bc 'you won't be happy otherwise'#went over them like 3x with the machine & multiple products #completely saturating them & making them migraine-inducing #so i kept the door shut & windows open while i ran fans to dry it #only now it all stinks like wet dog & perfume #and my ac unit keeps fucking up #and it's really fucking hot & humid #and i could just cry #i've slept maybe 3hrs #and all this fucking room swap shit was supposed to be done before my stepdad got back #& it fucking won't be bc he shows up TOMORROW & my new bedroom smells like someone tried to put flowery deodorizer on a hot wet dog #i'm gonna fucking cry #i have no idea what to do #all i wanted to do was vacuum in there & move in #but no my mom just HAD to complicate it #and now I'M the one who's fucked

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starbuck · 7 months ago

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accidentally forgot to start my laundry (which includes my one and only pair of bedsheets), so instead of going to sleep, i cleaned my entire house instead.

#so that’s what my productivity is looking at right now #my laundry is almost dry and!!!! my floors are swept and my carpets are vacuumed :))#and this literally only transpired bc useless adhd brain cannot remember to do anything ever #still have not done ANY schoolwork or written either of the emails i need to write but like.#you can’t win em all #i’ll fight those battles again tomorrow #and win #and now that my FLOORS are clean and my tv is set up i can start seriously thinking about inviting people over #FINALLY.#the thing i have been WANTING to do ever since my coworkers and i became friends #so i made the right choice for sure #i’m too braindead tired to deal with school rn anyway #tomorrow will be MUCH better for that

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shewhoeatssand · 1 year ago

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today to improve your stomach lining, I would like for everyone to imagine Kaneki vacuuming his house and then laying on his now-clean floor.

#he likes the vacuum smell of a clean carpet #when he breathes out in your imagination he is breathing life back into your stomach lining #it helps prevent acid reflux and heartburn 😊#kaneki ken

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br1ghtestlight · 7 months ago

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for mother's day can somebody buy me a Shark WS640C WANDVAC System Ultra-Lightweight Powerful Cordless 3-in-1 Stick Vacuum with mopping and dry vacuum capabilities. im not a mom or anythint but i want one 🙁

#you have NO IDEA..... its so unreasonably hard to keep hardwood floors clean compared to carpets #im just saying a 3 in 1 vacuum/mop would solve 80% of my problems in life #txt

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