#Carpet cleaning & vacuuming

[tswwwit]

Much has been made of those old grand gestures of romance. To die for someone. To kill for someone. To hand over your whole heart, to ruin your life, to pluck the stars from the sky and place them in your lover's palm.

But when you're working with characters who actually can easily kill and die and be thrown into Big Dramatic Moments at the drop of a hat, it's much much funnier (and apt) to go in the other direction. They would do the unthinkable. The impossible! The only thing that could further soil their blood-soaked hands!

They would... do the dishes for them.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

WIFI IS MINE ONCE AGAIN as i sit on a mattress on the floor

[imnotpayingforurtherapy]

Dazai: *Drags yet another stray cat that wouldn't let go on his pantleg to Chuuya's place and forces him to let them keep it* DONT CALL IT THAT T-T

Chuuya: I PAY RENT I CAN CALL HIM WHATEVER I WANT, GET OVER HERE AND CLEAN YOUR MESS MACKEREL-THE-SHITTER-KUN *while cleaning the cat's shit off of the carpets he just cleaned*

[autistichedgehogs]

[shuckstruck]

saw some horrors this weekend that changed me fundamentally i think

AND- the horrors aside- my mom accidentally left the gate open and my black lab puppy took off for nearly two hours this afternoon. we drive all around town looking for him and couldn’t find him fucking anywhere. eventually we got a call and got him. we almost drove right by him cause he stood so stock still when he saw our car that i thought he was one of those tacky lawn ornaments ppl put out of animal silhouettes lmao

[bre-is-changing]

How I manage to get my house duties done on my days off even when I just want to play my video game:

I clean the toilet and the tub and then I play a match on my video game

I clean the mirror and the sink the I play a match of my video game

I clean the stove and the oven then I play a match on my video game

I clean the counters and the table then I play a match on my video game

I vacuum the floors then I play a match on my video game

I mop the floors then I play a match on my video game

Before you know it my whole house is clean and I got time to play my video game 😁

You don't have to be pain free or depression free to clean up your house. (I'm certainly not!!) You just have to learn ways that motivate you to get it done! ❤️

[yj-98]

hi everyone btw :) life update: did some BIG cleaning today after a long overdue breakdown and now my space is significantly more livable 👍

[starpros-sunshine]

We <3 hearing things

[lz-01]

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[starbuck]

accidentally forgot to start my laundry (which includes my one and only pair of bedsheets), so instead of going to sleep, i cleaned my entire house instead.

[shewhoeatssand]

today to improve your stomach lining, I would like for everyone to imagine Kaneki vacuuming his house and then laying on his now-clean floor.

[br1ghtestlight]

for mother's day can somebody buy me a Shark WS640C WANDVAC System Ultra-Lightweight Powerful Cordless 3-in-1 Stick Vacuum with mopping and dry vacuum capabilities. im not a mom or anythint but i want one 🙁

[protoformx]

oooo cleaning house ooo cleaning houseeeee Kass love cleaning houseee

[nudibutch]

new vacuum making everything extremely satisfying to clean instead of a pain in my ass

[brunetterightsactivist]

NOT tired because i drank a celsius at 4pm so i could clean my house (i didn't clean my house)

[mikeyhasthoughts]

really loving the “oh god i just had a depressive episode” experience of manic cleaning my entire apartment today

oh i didn’t do chores last weekend and now every speck of dirt must be gone gone gone immediately?? right. cool.