#Caregiver!phil

[ramons-elevator]

I think the worst thing about an egg’s death will always be the parent/ caregiver’s reaction to it.

Like Chayanne and Tallulah’s nightmare where Phil was begging and try to coach Chayanne to help get him up only to lay there and desperately apologize to Chayanne as he died

Or Ramon’s nightmare with literally everyone on the server (Max, Leo, Foolish, Quackity, Bad) all running to Ramon, trying to save him. Foolish saying “Did we fail?” when he saw Ramon’s death message. Max trying his best to explain to Quackity that Ramon was safe in his house-he was safe-and that the code shouldnt have killed him. Or Bad staying an hour after, opening Ramon’s door over and over again.

Or Bobby’s death where Roier was telling Bobby over and over again that they shouldnt do the dungeon. Only to lay there and bleeding out, helpless because they were thousands of blocks away. Roier had to lay there and watch his son die, only to die soon after.

Or Juanaflippa’s death when Roier had to yell at Mariana to leave the ship because they were going to die. Mariana sobbing and screaming out for Juanaflippa as Roier drove away.

Or Dapper’s deaths, the satellite dish and the mansion. Bad screaming and running into the mansion even though he couldnt fightr anything just to possibly get Dapper up. Only for them to dig a hole in the ground in the middle of the night with no armor and wait. The satellite dish death with no hope of escaping. Cellbit asking if Bad is okay while Bad gets Dapper’s body. Slowly realizing that this was meant to happen.

Now today with Empanada’s death. Bagi screaming and crying while everyone froze. A mother’s grief unmatched to anything else as she tried to kill any worker in her path. Bagi telling Pac and Fit that she wants to go back to purgatory just so she can kill the eye workers.

I hope we never have to experience any more parent’s grief because it hurts the most

[itslouisan]

More Q!Philza headcannons:

You guys seemed to like my Philza hc and well guess what? I have WAY MORE of them to share so let's go! Some of them even focus on the obscure colourzas or the deities in his hardcore world!!

• Q!Phil doesn't necessarily adopt anyone he finds, but he does show to need or like to comfort others, creating a scenario in my head where Phil most likely pays attention to eggs that were more abused such as Tilin, Juana Flippa and Pepito in the early days due to seeing just like Tallulah, Tommy and so on, they needed a better caregiver.

• I already mentioned how he doesn't necessarily see Q!Cellbit as a son, but I can view him going to Cellbit's castle to talk about occultism and sometimes lend a helping hand with Richas or any problems Cellbit might deal with

• He does take good care of his appearance for events and such, but in day to day basis he looks for more comfort than style, plus optimizing for clothing that is better for combat wise than looks

• Knows how to speak enderman and pigling language bc Ranboo and Techno taught him

• Knows flower language because of Tallulah knowledge in it

• old. Like REALLY old, around centuries or so, after all he's been into wars, empires and so much, clearly showing in canon he has a lot of experience in things that happened centuries ago

• Due to being old and into a lot of battles, his hearing is very fragile, top it with autism and you have him avoiding crowded places and anything loud.

• Blueza (blue variant of Philza) has a liking towards staying in the ocean monuments and is the cousin of Purpleza and brother of Redza

• Redza has anger issues and tends to need Blueza to calm him down so he doesn't burn everything to the ground.

• Pinkza LOOKS and MOST of the time IS sweet but piss him off and mess with Yellowza and he will get violent.

• Colourzas duos:

Blueza + Redza

Yellowza + Pinkza + Orangeza

Greenza + Purpleza

Blueza + Purpleza

• Phil definitely has a Antartic Empire flag hidden away somewhere in his house

• Every morning he would go to the memorial Chayanne and Tallulah made and throw potatoes, gold and a jar of fresh blood for Techno

• Has a couple of piercings such as in the bottom part of the lips, nose and tongue (he got them to match Techno and Tommy)

• DEFINITELY used the old slipper to teach a lesson or two to Tommy

• Not only has nightmares with DSMP and hardcore, but sometimes has Dreams where he connected directly with Mumza

• Has in the back of his hair some black hair due to Mumza possession in the past which affected his hair

• Has braids in his hair around 6 for people important in his life (not only his children but people in general):

1- the longest is for Techno

2- two of them are intertwined to symbolize beeduo

3- the 3rd shortest is for Tommy

4- the 2 shortest are Chayanne and Tallulah

• Smokes sometimes to release stress but stopped when he adopted the eggs.

Well that's it for the day, hope you liked it my crows

[salemshotspot]

SECRET

CM Punk x Little!Reader

WORD COUNT: 1.3k

DESC: After a stressful day y/n reveals to Phil that they're a little

Gender Neutral Reader [They/Them]

WARNINGS: SFW Age Regression//Not Proof Read//Implied Anxiety//Overstimulation//Alcohol Mentions//Mentions Of Drunk People//Mentions Of Stress//Crying//Characters Probably Acting Out Of Character//Generic Pet Names

A/N >> This is my first time writing for a little reader so apologies if it's not great, I've been thinking about writing for other wrestlers with a little reader [as well as more Punk!] So hopefully this isn't that awful no one wants to read any other stuff from me lmao

TAGS: @seasonal-depression-of-punk

Enjoy!

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The entirety of the wrestling roster were more than familiar with and accepting of age regression due to how open The Judgement Day were about Dominick's age regression; however this didn't stop y/n from keeping their regression a secret from everybody. They had gone as far as trying to avoid The Judgement Day while they were caring for a small Dominick as y/n found themself slipping into a regressed state whenever they were around other regressed people and their caregivers. This is why when y/n felt themself slowly slip into a regressed state they wanted nothing more than to go home for the evening so they could do so without any fear of being seen.

After a successful episode of Monday Night Raw a handful of wrestlers decided to go out for a drink to celebrate, y/n couldn't think of a worse situation for themself right now; they were exhausted, they were anxious and going to loud, packed bar wasn't going to help them at all.

'Hey y/n a few of us are going out to celebrate, do you want to come with us?' Phil's voice echoing through y/n's dressing room, pulling them from their thoughts. Y/n forced a smile to paint their features, Phil always made sure to involve y/n in everyone's plans as he knew they tended to go unnoticed due to their quiet, self-reserved nature. 'I think I'll give this one a miss Phil, I'm not really feeling up to it' y/n softly replied to which Phil jokingly rolled his eyes; 'come on y/n' he began, 'It'll help to take your mind off of things and plus, it won't be the same without you' he softly pleaded. Despite the anxiety slowly filling y/n as well as the difficulty to not fall into a regressed state slowly becoming greater y/n couldn't bring themself to disappoint Phil so, after letting out a subtle sigh, y/n replied; 'alright Phil, I'll come out, just for a while though ok?' Phil's eyes practically lit up, completely unable to hide his excitement; 'awesome!' he exclaimed, 'we'll see you there.'

Once y/n arrived at the bar their eyes tiredly scanned the building until their eyes landed on Phil, Drew, Becky and Seth who simultaneously waved to y/n, signalling for them to come over to the area of bar which they were sat at; 'Y/N!' Drew shouted, his voice laced with intoxication 'you made it', wrapped in Seth's arms, Becky reiterated what Drew was trying to relay; 'we're really glad you're here y/n.' Before y/n could reply, Phil playfully patted the empty seat next to him signalling for them to take a seat next to him, to which they agreed, instantly feeling at ease from Phil's presence alone.

Around half an hour had passed and it was becoming increasingly more difficult for y/n to stay focused on their surroundings despite the grounding feeling they got from Phil's presence; they couldn't take it anymore, it was so loud, every decibel of sound infiltrating y/n's body, attacking their senses. As their head began to pound, y/n silently and abruptly shot up from their seat and rushed outside to their car, haphazardly pulling the door open, crawling onto the back seat and locking the door. Y/n wanted nothing more than to go home, they wanted nothing more than to have all of their comfort items so they could comfortably regress but instead they were stuck in the back of their car, completely overwhelmed. As their stress and desire to go home grew y/n found themself unable to stop themself from finally slipping into little space, inadvertently meaning that they were officially stuck in their car as operating a car whilst not only overwhelmed but also in a regressed state was definitely not a good idea.

Y/n did the only thing they could in their situation; they curled up on the backseat of their car and allowed tears to cloud their vision. Suddenly y/n was pulled back into reality by a gentle yet prominent knock on the car window, as their eyes shot up they met with the concerned and unwavering eyes of Phil who motioned for y/n to roll the car window down so he could speak to them. Y/n was reluctant to roll the window down, secretly hoping if they didn’t do so then it’d mean Phil never caught them in the state they were in, however they couldn’t bring themself to ignore Phil, he had a look of concern in his eyes which was impossible to ignore. Once the window was rolled down Phil leaned into the car so that he could speak to y/n without raising his voice, sure that speaking loudly right now would distress y/n. Softly he requested; ‘can I come in sweetheart?’ Sweetheart? Phil had never uttered such a name to y/n, surely he was just trying to provide comfort and right now comfort was all a little y/n needed right now.

With a subtle nod y/n unlocked the car door allowing Phil to climb in, once he was seated, y/n couldn’t contain themself, they instinctively crawled over to Phil, laying their head on his lap. As y/n lay down Phil took his calloused hand and began gently running it through y/n’s hair before softly speaking; ‘can you tell me what’s gotten you so upset sweetheart?’ Mumbling into his lap, hiccuping from the tears still pouring from their eyes y/n replied; ‘want home.’ Phil lightly chucked, ‘well there’s a very simple solution, you can go home, there’s no need to cry is there?’ He said in a tone which he intended to be playful but came across as mean-spirited, causing y/n to cry further. Realising his tone, Phil spoke once more; ‘shh y/n I’m sorry, why aren’t you going home hmm? Is everything ok?’

Y/n froze for a moment, slowly realising that the secret they were so desperate to keep from everyone was moments from coming out. Phil, growing anxious himself from y/n’s change in demeanour, gently rubbed circles into y/n’s shoulder with his thumb, silently encouraging y/n to speak. Further burying their face into Phil’s lap in order to muffle their words, y/n muttered out ‘I'm like Dom’ secretly hoping that Phil wouldn't hear them. 'I can't hear you sweetheart' Phil spoke out to which y/n repeated themself at the same register. Warmly smiling down at the person on his lap, unable to find their shy nature anything short of amusing, Phil took his large hands and placed them on y/n's shoulders, pulling them into an upright position. 'I can't understand you when you're hiding that face of yours y/n' he lightly chuckled, 'can you repeat yourself one more time?' After a moment of thought filled silence y/n let out an anxious sigh and repeated themself for a final time; 'I'm like Dom' they said lowering their head.

Phil admittedly wasn't the smartest man but once y/n uttered those words he instantly understood what was going on; 'and do you have somebody to look after you like Dom does?' Phil asked anxiously, the thought of y/n not having a caregiver to keep an eye on them while regressed worried Phil more than he'd ever like to admit. Y/n quickly shook their head, they had been without a caregiver for as long as they can remember, pulling them into a sympathetic embrace Phil planted a soft kiss on the top of their head before suggesting something tempting to y/n. 'How about we get you home hmm? What kind of a guy would I be if I didn't make sure you were all looked after?' Y/n giggled softly and nodded at the prospect of having a caregiver, and Phil of all people? They couldn't help but feel excitement well in their chest.

With that, Phil climbed into the front of the car, sure to keep a hand spare to drape around to the back of the car for y/n to hold onto for comfort. Once they had arrived home y/n retrieved all of their comfort items before joining Phil on the sofa. Tomorrow they would discuss Phil becoming a more permanent member of y/n's life, possibly becoming their caregiver but right now all y/n needed was to feel safe so they could finally sleep and out the stress of the day behind them.

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A/N >> I'm sorry this isn't great but if anyone wants to give my writing a second chance drop requests in my inbox lmao and lmk if you'd like to be tagged in any future fics

[lowkeyrobin]

QSMP ; how much their eggs like you

includes ; tubbo & sunny, wilbur & tallulah, charlie & juanaflippa, quackity & tilin, jaiden & empanada and philza & chayanne

warnings ; language, mentions of parental neglect

genre ; fluff, little bit of angst if you squint

pronouns used ; they/them , partner

AN ; I'm not like super into qsmp yet, so bare with me, ik most of them have like multiple parents/caregivers but I picked the ones I know the most about and the qsmp wiki is currently my life saver. the eggs are so cute so I can't not wrkte a little something about them 💔💔💔💔 I apologize bc this is gonna be so ooc... also ik juanaflippa and tilin died but ignore that

masterlist

TUBBO & SUNNY

Sunny is very iffy about you at first

"pa, who is that?"

"uhhh... that's y/n" Tubbo answers, "my partner"

she stares at both of you for a second like 🤨😒

they think their dislike of themselves of others is totally unfair and only relies on a select few people so trying to get used to you in a whole story in itself

tubbo, charlie, lenay, and polispol do their best to try and tell her "Hey they're cool, sunny, it's okay, they love you!!" but she won't budge

takes her a long while to accept you into the lil family but she ends up loving you

money is the way to their heart

if only anyone had told you sooner...

WILBUR & TALLULAH

tallulah instantly loves you

she's very quiet around you at first and hides behind will but quickly gets used to your presence

she's just a little anxious at first yk

"I love pa's new partner :3"

she loves playing the flute for you and talking about star wars with you it's the cutest thing

like you'll just be watching over her for Will or Phil and she's just so comfortable talking about her passions with you

Tallulah loves reassuring your builds and likes helping you as well, if you're unsure of how something looks, she's quick to reassure you that it looks good!

she gets you little gifts and shit it's the most adorable thing

her desire for validation mostly drives her kindness to you but she does actually appreciate you a lot

you seem to be there when no one else is and she frequently gives you 'I love you's and little flowers and stuff

she has abandonment issues so you make sure to always check behind yourself to make sure she's still following you

you refuse to leave her anywhere

always looks at you with a 😊 or 🤩 no explanation

she always refers to you as 'ma/pa' or a special nickname. like a syllable of your actual name or smthn, like something special for you two lol

you constantly tell and reassure each other that you're so awesome, great dynamic honestly

CHARLIE & JUANAFLIPPA

She's very quiet and reserved, but obedient

that automatic obediencey grew as a part of her and she just automatically accepted you into the family

although charlie and mariana were very negligent parents, she still trusted them and did as they said

you were the total opposite

it was what she wanted with you two, she has the freedom

you constantly argue w charlie over being a neglectful parent (character not irl)

she's very brave and courageous, and knows how to stay positive

you have personal beef w her parents bc they're such asses to her /hj

she loves guns.

she teaches you how to use guns as well

bonding time in the enclosure 🤞🤞🤞

she lived a short life but she's literally a part of you now

QUACKITY & TILIN

very sweet and caring but also chaotic and edgy

you showed her love and she CLUNG to you

"y/n is my favorite person, not you, pa"

they were always looking to give and receive love to/from everyone but quackity made it so hard for them

even after expressing being mad at quackity for not paying attention to them, they still loved him

shit broke your heart

he literally died bc of neglect from quackity bruh

constantly fighting w quackity over them being neglected :( (character not irl)

all they wanted was love man

you did your best to show her love and make memories with her since quackity clearly barely wanted to

quackity promised he'd be a better dad but uh...

towards the end of their life, they started getting depressed and stuff, you obviously noticed

you just laid on the floor with him, listening to all he had to say, just being there for him

anyways this is getting sad

they love you so much, tells you constantly that they love you and appreciate you

cutie patootie

JAIDEN & EMPANADA

em is very loving, instantly accepts you into the family, although a little cautious at first

you make her sweet foods all the time

absolutely loves you sm

always repays you with flowers or little treasures

"I got you flowers, ma/pa!"

she has a passion for baking with Niki, so sometimes you three (Niki and Em + you watching or burning the house down) have little baking days

jaiden just watching you guys be silly and do dumb shit like "I think I won with this one, guys"

you and jaiden spoiling the hell out of her LMAO

PHILZA & CHAYANNE

used to be more quiet but now talks a lot more

very energetic, your energies match perfectly

very responsible, looks over you if anything

he's always eager for adventure so you guys go explore often while phil and missa are busy

teaches you combat tricks and tips

literally a walking 'top 5 best combat tips and tricks' video I swear

he's very confident as well, likes to pvp with wooden swords with you

he always wins

you aren't even trying to let him win, he's just a god

I mean he's being raised by Phil and Missa so it makes sense LMAO

"I want pvp with y/n :("

"chayanne, they're not online, I'm sorry"

[miscellaneoussmp]

I think the reintroduction of the eggs could go a little something like this:

Spawn is apparently where they're going to find their children. A crowd gathers. Parents and aunts and uncles and siblings and...the children. The children are right in front of them. Their children. There's a lot of tears. The children are sobbing or on the verge of it. It's a relieving sound.

Richarlyson runs straight for Cellbit, noticing him in the crowd of people. He's immediately picked up by his dad. He's held tight. He doesn't say anything when he feels Cellbit's nails start to dig into his skin. Where are the rest of his dads? Shouldn't they be here, too? It doesn't matter. He has one of them and a stepdad, and that's good enough. Mouse and Roier lean into the hug. Richas has Cellbit, Roier, and Mouse, and that's enough. They're a family.

Leonarda couldn't tell you why, but she went to Roier first and grabbed onto his pant leg. She's held close by her brother, both unfamiliar and familiar at the same time. She's holding his hand as they walk to find their dads. She wipes her tears with the back of her free hand. Soon, the siblings see both Foolish and Vegetta. Soon, Roier and Leo are held in their father's arms. They're a family.

Dapper and Pomme are holding hands. Brother and sister, hand in hand. They find Bad, and before either realizes it, they're in his arms again. Being held so tight yet gently at the same time. His hands hold them so close to his chest, as if they could become one with Bad's being. Pomme is shakily handed off to Etoiles and Antoine. They both make sure she isn't bruised like her namesake. They both hold her close. They're all a family.

Ramón was picked up by his dad before he even noticed him. Fit is nearly squeezing his son before loosening up a bit. Both are on the verge of tears, yet neither let's go. Ramón hides his face in his dad's shoulder. Fit rests his cheek on the side of his sons head. It's them against the world again. They're a family.

Chayanne is leading Tallulah, both determined to find their caregivers. As soon as they see Philza crouched low with arms out, ready for both of them. They both run into his arms, soon enveloped by inky black wings to further protect them. Chayanne and Tallulah can hear Phil's heartbeat. It's full of love. Tubbo and Niki soon join Chayanne and Tallulah under inky black. They're a family.

Nobody says anything if no one gets any sleep that night.

If Richas' bed is protected by a loosely held knife and if a devil watches him sleep, nobody says anything.

If Leo's held closely by her brother as she sleeps, and if their parents busy themselves fixing up the bedroom, nobody says anything.

If Dapper's hand is held tightly as he sleeps and while soft lullabies and stories fill the air, nobody says anything.

If Pomme's bed is hidden and protected by a sword held in a white knuckle grip, nobody says anything.

If Chayanne's bed is manically prayed over for protection by a tired crow, nobody says anything.

If Tallulah's watched over all night by two of her dad's oldest and most trusted friends, nobody says anything.

[wheelsgoroundincircles]

Venice 1963 Carroll Shelby, Ken Miles, and Pete Brock working on the 289 version of the Shelby "Daytona". Our man Frederico Hill gave a little more insight "There is only the '289 version', no other. This one prototype was built in-house at the Venice Shelby-American plant here on Princeton Av., as shown and the remaining 5 were built in Italy to matching specification. The storied past on this car includes once being owned by Phil Spector, who drove it around LA with it's intact markings from after its Daytona Endurance and Le Mans appearances, then used to set speed records at the Bonneville Salt Flats, marked as such when Spector owned it, somewhat intact original but worse for wear. The car then ended up in a storage unit, the owner passing when their 'caregiver' assumed possession without proper ownership and sold it to a collector. The whole ensuing aftermath included a huge legal litigation over the 'rightful owner' of this near Priceless part of Motorsport History, now restored to original and slightly different than the subsequent 5 Italian versions, so this is the first of only 6 produced '

[8-rae-rae-8]

Hiii-

I'm imagining Graves with some form of toy which makes quite a lot of noise be that a rattle or a toy that plays music or something and a previous 'Caregiver' (could even interpret that as Shepherd 🤨) gets really angry at him for it because it's 'annoying' and so then with the 141 when small he tried to stay really quiet despite Simon's babbling and Kyle and Soaps constant play and noise. He has to be taught that it's okay to make noise again 😭

-🚁

He likes loud noises

It's not explicit or even obvious, but goddamn that smile he got when watching the rig blow

The satisfaction about the boom while getting general gorbani in al mazrah...

He LIKES loud sounds

He likes hearing what sounds things make

And it was very easy to frustrate carers with that

He was always loud, whether it be babbling, stomping, hitting things or playing with toys, he was just loud

And that enjoyment got taken away when he'd get in trouble for it

He'd be quiet now. Hell, he wouldn't even cry loud. He was determined to be good because he was already so bad, he told himself he was bad for being the way he was. With his job, with his social life, relationships, even.

But seeing the others being loud around him, and Price encouraging it while they were small, he gets so confused and scared. What if it's a trap? Of course he'd think that. But Simon looked so happy, Soap was shouting nonsense as he played with Gaz... And Graves just wanted to join in but he didn't let himself

He stuck to his quiet toys, even flinching when they clinked together. As if he'd get in trouble for it.

It's concerning to see a little one so hesitant to just play. Price tried to help with that. He played louder games with him, things like patty cake to get him used to sounds like clapping and then encouraging louder sounds when Phil would giggle of squeal

It's like retraining a dog. They're stuck in their ways, but can be done with persuasion

And Phil is a puppy with lots of fears. Treats and praise would do the trick, Price could tell

[rozugold]

ROZU DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU'RE READ THE LATEST GENUS LOCI FIC OKAY OKAY I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT IT BUT DOOOOON'T LOOK UNTIL YA READ IT. OKAY.

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anyway rozu im thinkinggg about. about wilbur. younger wilbur. like very early 20s. he's home alone most days coz phil's always out with techno. he goes outside whenever it's nice enough and walks the trails in the forest. then one day he finds this fucking kid. this little divine child. flowers in his hair, so golden and soft that it catches the light and seems to glow. like a halo round his big round head. he's clearly just learned how to walk with how he toddles over and grabs for Wilbur's pant leg for balance.

do you think about how he just Instantly went to pick him up? how he carried him home or fuck, probably didn't even wait before he picked him up to tug the sweater off of his head to put it on the little ragamuffin so he wouldn't be cold? he had to go into town with this little baby to pick up supplies and teach himself how to be a caregiver, because fuck knows Phil wasn't gonna help him raise some random baby god, and oh, oh he probably thinks about it all of the time rozu. roz u he thinks about those little hands the whole time he's out there in the forest eating apples just to make tommy feel better after he was crying so hard. they both cried so hard over each other in their own ways.

Hffghhsjjsjsjkljhhs

[annaraebananawriter]

Techno didn't like being sick. He hated staying in place for too long, forcing other people to look after him. He hated it, so whenever he was sick, he usually powered through it, continuing as normal. Can't burden anyone if you make yourself functional, can you? Of course, he couldn't really deny anything when he was passing out, especially with a witness. (Luckily for him, though, Phil was an excellent caregiver. He liked doing it, liked making sure his friends, his family, knew they were loved. He was going to make sure Techno knew he wasn't a burden to anyone by the time he was healthy. In the meantime, he can make a mean soup, which might actually be just what Techno needed after all.)

For @anarchy-and-piglins

Hello Shae! I am back at it again with a gift fic for you because of @technoblade-gift-exchange. I would've given it to you earlier this week had writer's block not kidnapped me and held me hostage. I only just managed to escape it's greedy clutches. I hope you find this fic satisfying.

I'm realizing now that it might be the first time I'm writing, like, an actual sick fic. So it might not be great. Definitely not my best work, but when you get halfway, it starts being tender in a way that makes me smile, so I suppose that has to count for something. In any case, it's a sick fic, and no matter what those are generally some good food, a classic little snack whenever you want. So, I hope this counts--even if it's over 8k long...

Anyway, I'll stop taking now and leave you, and everyone else, to it! Hope you enjoy! Happy reading!!

[littlest-nightingale]

Qsmp agere headcannons bc I have writers block and feel bad about not writing (also I'm small rn so no guarantee it makes sense)

Roier is a "potions under the sink" kiddo, Cellbit is a "takes his toys apart instead of playing with them" kiddo

They have matching everything. Pacifiers with guapito/gatinho on the handles, pajama onesies, those matching Simba and Nala plushies with the magnets in the nose, sippy cups, etc. The only difference is that Cellbit's have cats on them and Roier's have spiders

They are somehow even clingier when tiny. You cannot separate them, they're a package deal

Cellbit has a rule that teddy bears, especially white ones, are completely off limits bc it looks too much like Cucurucho

He's very sensitive to loud noises and gets incredibly freaked out by medical equipment

Roier was given Bobby's toys after he died, nobody is allowed to touch them but him and Jaiden

Baghera doesn't technically have a caregiver, but often ends up with either Etoiles or Bad

Ironmouse and Charlie are besties when little, they are constantly having playdates and if left unsupervised one of them will end up hurt

Niki spends most of her time alone when she's little, but sometimes she asks for company and every once in a blue moon people will find her drawings dropped off at their bases

Etoiles tends to get distracted while little to the point where he won't notice issues with his blood sugar, so Phil is his caregiver. Etoiles hates this arrangement not because he hates Phil but because he feels babied in a bad way. Most of the time he ends up lying about his age just so he can be on his own (he understands why it's a necessary precaution and he does think it's nice occasionally, but it's obnoxious and it makes him feel bad)

Phil and Bad are the server's go to babysitters

Phil is trying to take more time to himself to be tiny but he feels incredibly guilty about it

When he does let himself it's normally Fit or Forever who end up taking care of him

Tallulah has an uncanny ability to figure out when an islander is small and tends to "babysit" (y'know when you where little and a relative would leave you to watch a younger sibling for like five minutes just so they didn't like. Eat a Lego. Bc it's like that) until Phil shows up or finds their cg

Tina is Bagi's cg

Pac and Wil are playmates

[bleue-flora]

I was going to make a separate post but I decided to send it to you here :b

I like the idea that P!George sleepwalks and leaves the house and P!Dream has to run and stop whatever he's doing to return P!George safely to his bed.

The little boy at the bottom is P!Slimecicle (The kids are very similar to each other)

The ones above are P!Philza and P!wilbur!! P!Wilbur can't live without his cap and wears it even to the pool, meanwhile P!Philza takes care of the babies inside and P!wilbur (P!Philza and P!Dream are the only two caregivers of the group of children, P!Philza because he is the oldest and P!Dream because it is his house and because P!Wilbur is a terrible caregiver)

I've been thinking about this AU since last night and I have a lot of drawing ideas :3/gen

(and something completely unnecessary, P!Philza and P!tecno are literally me and my sister)

such cuties. Okay, I do think p!Phil needs to be old enough to be able to drive people to the ER if necessary so I'm thinking 15 or 16 maybe, like that's a lot of kids to handle lol. OMG p!Georgre absolutely sleepwalks and sleeptalks. His brothers often get woken up in the middle of the night by his mumbling or stumbling into something in his sleep. It really stresses p!Dream out a lot because if something were to happen or p!George wakes up the parents then it won't be good for him...

Wait, shouldn't p!Techno be the one with the cape he never takes off?... maybe p!Wilbur wears the like colonial hat he got at school all the time instead, that feels more fitting though it would get ruined in the pool (maybe it does... hence end of L'manberg lol XD).

[qsmp-agere]

my q!etoiles and q!cellbit agere headcanons!

req by: anon

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ETOILES

• he is absolutely a whiner

• he is the brattiest little you will ever meet

• but everyone loves him <3

• he is bratty, but he does know when enough is enough!

• LOTS of tantrums when antoine refuses to play swords with him or when baghera says no to his THRID bottle of orange juice

• he may be very hyper, but he's probably the easiest to get to wind down

• despite being super active, he actually enjoys naptime!

• once he's all cuddled up with his stuffy, he is sound asleep not even five minutes later

• his caregivers are the french and phil!

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CELLBIT

• he's a flip!

• he regresses at least twice a week!

• cellbit is the complete opposite from etoiles

• he's a very calm, polite little.

• but everyone is human

• he WILL throw a tantrum if he's denied having candy when he's already had two handfulls

• cellbit loves flowers

• picking them, growing them, giving them to friends etc

• cellbit, like etoiles, also really likes naptime!

• his caregivers are the favela five and phil!

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thank you for the req!

[spirits-art-blog]

Time for some qsmp egg designs! Since I was working off of the idea that dragons adapt and change to look similar to their caregivers before they hatch, it was really difficult for some eggs since I don't know most of the members of the server + Pomme and Richarlyson have more than two parents. I also based the spots on their shells on their favorite colors, which was also difficult since the wiki doesn't have them all listed.

Anyways I'm glad with how these turned out.

Leaving explanations for all the design choices below for anyone curious.

Some basic details about the eggs, so far their colors have not completely set in so some of their original purple coloring can still be seen; this is most notable for Tilin, JuanaFlippa, and Trump, who all died before their new colors could get past their shells. All of the eggs started out quadrupedal but quickly adapted to stand on their hind legs as well as adapting to have opposable thumbs allowing them to pick up and use items.

Tallulah: Starting off, she has hair coming from the top of her head and the tip of her tail, the color and style are from Wilbur, however she hasn't seen much of his avian form so the positioning actually comes from Phil. Speaking of Phil, because she has been under his care for quite a while she has also gained many traits from him, such as an extra talon on the side of her heels and pin feathers sprouting from her front legs/arms. Her scales have also started changing to an orange hue, similar to that of my Wilbur's markings, and her secondary colors are a darker green because of Phil.

Bobby: Bobby is my favorite egg but gave me a lot of trouble due to not really knowing much about Roier so he pulls a lot of traits from Jaiden and the common traits of the fandom's designs. Like Tallulah he has pin feathers coming from his arms and extra talons, however his talons are on the back if his heel. Like Jaiden, he has a feathers on the tip of his tail. While his secondary is a lilac from Jaiden's influence his main color is a duller blue as the fandom has convinced me that he would've been blue if he got to hatch. I had drawn him alive for this, but once dead, he would have a large hole in his shell just under his overalls.

Chayanne: Probably the easiest design as his traits are about the same as Tallulah's. His tail feathers however are both shaped and patterned like Phil's own tail feathers. His scales are also green and gold to match Phil's clothing. Now that Missa is back, Chayanne's secondary may start to change into a purple/blue or, after he hatches, he may gain bone markings. Leonarda: Unfortunately most of her design comes from Foolish, such as her webbed feet, finned tail, and gold and silver coloring, the best I could figure out to add some of Vegetta's influence was to have the silver be more purple than the blue that Foolish has.

Ramon: Honestly just made Ramón shades of brown since I couldn't figure out much colorwise form Fit. However he does have other features such as a longer tail than most of the eggs, plus he is also the largest of his siblings. His iconic mustache is also made up of his larger spots, which he uniquely has white spots over top of the brown ones.

Dapper: Dapper was also an easy egg design since Bbh is his only parent, so I gave him the typical black and red palette as well as a longer tail with long fur coming from the bottom. His design might change a bit as I eventually figure out my design for Bbh.

Richarlyson: I'll be honest, I kinda gave up, I don't really know enough about the brazilian streamers to add any specific feature, so for color he is made up of a light green with alternating yellow and a dark green. He is also the only egg with spines running down his back, however they aren't sharp at all yet.

Pomme: While Pomme also has the problem of having many parents, I've seen her the most around Baghera, who has a very distinct look. So because of this, Pomme has many duck features, such as tail feathers, pin feathers on her arms, webbing between her toes, an extra talon on the back of her heel, and her main scale color being a more pastel yellow. For main colors, I decided to take the main color from the other french members, make the pastel, and have them alternate on Pomme.

Tilín: Like father like son, Tilín is, or at least would have been, very blue. He doesn't have any duck features due to his death being so early and that I also haven't decided if I want Quackity to be an avian or not. Tilín is also the smallest egg. :)

JuanaFlippa: Once again, due to dying so early, she wasn't able to develop a lot of traits or color. The traits she did get was a longer tail and she would've been a light green with yellow accents.

Trump: Unlike Tilín or JuanaFlippa who have large cracks in their shells to represent their deaths, Trump's shell has become soft and discolored, to the point his spots' original color cant be determined, to represent his death to neglect. Because of this, his limbs are thinner, tail is shorter and his scales are duller; any possible change in his colors is barely noticeable.

[rathyzz]

I really need someone stard writing something about age regressor philza and caregiver Fit because have you see how Fit is with Ramón??? Dude is the best dad ever!! He is caring, funny and protective! He is amazing!

I just want to see him holding Phil in his arms and calling him his little crow and Chayanne, Tallulah and Ramón as his little helpers

Sorry for the broken English, is not my first lenguaje!

[itspyon]

do I even wanna know what’s going on😭

DO YOU i don't even go here man ! these are not even my monkeys !

it's about cdreamnoblade and how chommy stans turned techno saying "don't ship me with my pvp friends" into "techno HATED the idea of his character being shipped and any trace of romantic content with his character is disrespectful to him in death"

what techno did hate was how much the familial links were pushed onto him, the fandom basically turning him into a caregiver mom role while denying him any romantic partnership. it's a recycled homophobic trope

at most what he has said is "shipping is ... weird" because people were in his chat trying to get him to say he was married to phil. but really it was just, don't be weird about him and his real life friends because it's uncomfortable to see

we don't need to reinvent "lonely mom gay friend" homophobic trope because we don't like a ship. simply don't like it. we don't need to lie and we definitely don't need to call the idea of a gay fictional ship "disrespectful"

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TRUE!! Poor Graves still flinches even when Dada Roach starts to scold him, like he's expecting anything worse than a timeout or early naptime. When he's little. I imagine at first when Graves is having a moment, they let him be fussy and cry it out (with cuddles and coaxing ofc) baby Phil has a lot of pent up emotions that carry into his regression.

ALSO I imagine roach is a big softy when he's a caregiver ngl. he just wants to pamper and spoil his baby all the time. And the idea of putting his little one in time out breaks him. (if they ever do get to that point, Roach makes Phil's timeout space very comfy and safe. It's a glorified nest of blankets, stuffies and pillows.) in Roach's eyes, baby Phil can do no wrong

HE SPOILS HIS BABY !!!

And even when Phil doesn't want to be held while small, he will sit with him, and play or do whatever Phil wants until he's ready to let out his tears or upsetness

(he gets cardboard or paper to rip up when he's tiny and angry)

Time outs are still scary to him, but he can usually last about 3 minutes before he gets scared that Roach doesn't want him anymore. He thinks too much, that's his problem. He thinks he'll be discarded like trash when someone gets bored of him :(((

Of course he gets lots of love whenever Roach puts that together. So the time limit for timeouts is 3 minutes, then he gets held and asked if he knows what he did wrong. And if he does, Roach assures him that it's okay. And if he doesn't, Roach explains it gently to him