#Car With a Driver
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A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.
This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!
#this is true in the us idk about other countries#this is not a law so its not necessarily something drivers are taught#but for the sake of dumb baby animals please pay attention#it may also mean that theres something wrong with your car! your lights may be off#a hatch open#or a tire running flat#something like that#so if you're not seeing a reason in the road for them to have signalled#then pay attention to how your car handles looks and sounds
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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Joyride
#ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#take away their drivers license#Gabriel can teleport and v1 uses rockets and yet they chose a car
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Bruce is a overprotective and kind of strict parent, but he is very lax in some domains where other parents wouldn't. Here are some examples:
His kids stealing money from him. You will never catch Bruce Wayne lecturing his kids for taking his money. In the Arkhamverse, Jason steals 5 millions from Bruce's bank account to buy his army, and the problems for Bruce are: he didn't know it was Jason so it stressed him a bit, and Jason used it to buy an army.
Stealing from him in general. What is his is theirs. Unless it's dangerous. (Cars are death machines for his anxious self, which is why buying another batmobile for the young justice is not acceptable, or is kids taking it for a ride. He did made Redbird for Tim as a gift for when he got his license.)
Stealing from the cops (he has done it himself so many times)
Stealing money from rich people. In Knightfall, Bruce meets a British vigilante named Hood who steals from the rich to give to the poor, and Bruce had NO problems with that. He likes the young man. Stealing possessions is an issue tho. (Dick should follow his Robin Hood's dream, his father is fine with that)
Hacking into government facilities or anything really. Unless it's to harm an innocent civilian, like a classmate, he will not say anything. Hacking the FBI? Good. Hacking a russian mafia? Ok. As long as they do it safely and follow Barbara's instructions, it's fine.
Lying to him. Bruce is always impressed when he realizes one of his kids lied to him and he believed them. He's the Batman, after all, they have been able to fool the Batman. When he learns that Tim invented a fake uncle, he is proud of him and he tells him such, because he made the Batman believed it.
#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#cass cain#duke thomas#dc comics#my ramblings#bruce “what are you doing?” tim “hacking the pentagon” bruce “that's great sweetie”#my examples based in canon does not mean that canon always follow this logic it's my interpretation#I'm saying that before I get attacked#also as someone with an anxiety disorder: cars are death machines and I don’t trust half of the drivers on this earth
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Apparently Williams deleted Alex giving the middle finger and Carlos shouting “out of my way bitches” 😂
#also love the view of Carlos hair beneath the cap 🥰#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#alex albon#thai sweet chilli#drivers parade#f1 lego cars#miami gp 2025#williams’ ig#backwards cap#out of my way bitches
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Porsche 992 Turbo S 😎
#porsche#german cars#german engineering#german automobiles#german sports cars#european cars#cool cars#sports cars#car#cars#motoring#car enthusiasts#open road#drivers cars#automobile#automobiles#expensive cars#fast cars#nice car#porsche 992 gt3#nice cars#car pics#car pictures#car images#images of cars#pictures of cars#automotive#images of automobiles#automobile images#automobile photography
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wgatever.. go forth art dump
#the gif is from that one tweet lol it was cute aff#they are NOT grinding!!!! they are Nuzzling#they are many things but they aren't exhibitionists#drunk driver drives past and gets distracted and crashes their car#they so old their joints creaking while they do thag#also is wheelop even real to anyone#I think its a pretty neat rarepair#cant tell me they didnt makeout in his ship when they went to retrieve the allspark#yeah#optiratch#tfp#wheelratch#kinda...#wheelopratch#i think#ratchop
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The Safety Car as The Tower:
The Tower is commonly interpreted as meaning danger, crisis, destruction, and liberation. It is associated with sudden unforseen change.

@st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls
#I did NOT do this on 9/11 purposely 😭#this is all a terrible coincidence#so I’m only posting this on here today 😭#please do not get mad at me 💀#n e ways#I love drawing cars#I know it’s not a driver so it’s whatever but I refuse to make every card a person that’s so boring#f1#formula 1#f1blr#f1 fanart#formula one#f1 art#annie’s art#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#formulanni#f1 tarot#the tower#safety car#f1 safety car
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Car and Driver (1992 DOS game)
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Anyways, I think Steve’s parents got him a car when he was fourteen and fully expected him not to try to drive it before he got his permit. They were sorely mistaken.
#Hopper finding Steve in the driver seat of a car parked in the woods and asked if he drove it there#he says no#he found the car and broke into it#Hopper with just the heaviest sigh points out that breaking and entering is a crime too#to which Steve says: not if it’s my car!#anyways calls were made#this happened more than once#steve harrington#jim hopper
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So I saw a few drivers talking about Colapinto’s start, and here it is.
It’s crazily impressive how he dives into the first corner
#f1#franco colapinto#the control he had over the car#I understand why the drivers were a bit upset about it but he handled that so cleanly#I have seen far more experienced drivers muck up those types of moves#he’s definitely an exciting driver to watch
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When the Robins were too young to convincingly pass as drivers, they'd always insist that Bruce drive them to school or anyplace they were running late to, because Bruce's extensive illegal racing experience meant they were guaranteed to make it there on time. Or even early sometimes.
#You know that old meme where that Gorbachev was driving that one time instead of his driver#and the polizei dudes went “no way in fucking hell am I arresting anyone important enough for Gorbachev to drive around”#It's that#THey see the prince of the city behind the wheel and the cops assume he's got a decent reason for breaking every speed limit and rule of th#road#alfred chills with the kid in the back and nearly knocks his head against the window thrice#GPS squinting at their time: “how the hell did you get there in five minutes?”#Bruce pulling up to the parking lot with smoking car tyres#to the horror of the other PTA parents#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#batman#personal#dick grayson#jason todd#Damian wayne#i guess#I do not see Timmy or Cass requiring this#Stephanie brown#maybe
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incredible car i had the absolute pleasure of seeing today
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#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#lando norris#charles leclerc#lewis hamilton#alex albon#liam lawson#nico hulkenberg#gabriel bortoleto#ollie bearman#esteban ocon#fernando alonso#max verstappen#pierre gasly#george russell#I’m too lazy to tag all of the drivers 😅#miami gp 2025#drivers parade#f1 lego cars#nose scrunch
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