#Captain laserhen

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Behold, milf Dolph

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dolph laserhawk, immediately after getting pregnant/having kids, starts wearing things like this

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The Captain Laserhawk fandom if it was based instead of focusing so much on erasing Rayman's beer gut to make him an edgy twink:

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Dolph has two tits, sooooo 🤷‍♀️

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Behold, Dolph’s beautiful he had with four different men

Lucy will have the worst body image issues when she gets older

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Dolph’s babies, he’s a good dad they’re just in a difficult situation

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Doodles of Dolph mothering

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Kinda tempted to scrap/rewrite Laserhen : /

Ok half joking in that I'm not gonna delete it but I'm not exactly happy with the direction it's going, mostly because it's just me bullshitting it. I definitely had a plan but it spiralled out from that lmao

I feel that I'm not really setting things up well and just throwing plot threads in without build up . I especially think I could do Jade better. I'm not really arsed about Pey'J because fuck him but I feel I made Jade way too much of a passive damsel focused on her relationship with him, which was something I wanted to break apart from

I think I should try making a better plan for it because I think I'm end up biting off more than I can chew

..... Was considering making an ask blog for the a instead of a fic but idk

I think another issue is that I just wanted to give Dolph kids first and didn’t really think of how make that make sense without making Dolph a cheater or go edge lord with how he ends up with several children with different baby daddies

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Wasn’t it enough that Eden violated Dolph’s autonomy by making him a war machine? They just had to experiment with his reproductive system without even telling him?!

Is it obvious I got complicated feelings on mother/parent hood? Because I do lmao and I’m shoving my feelings on to the depressed cyborg

don’t read below if you don’t want to see titty suckling

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Troy is a picky eater

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can dolph lactate in laserhen au?

Yes, much to his dismay

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I have imagined how would be funny in the laser hen AU dolph also accidentally ended up expecting Ramon ‘s kids and they are triplets (2 girls and one boy and one of the girls and the boy reassemble Ramon a lot); at least he helped Ramon (repopulate) his kind in the human dimension a bit…

plus the fact that Ramon in this AU recently adopted 3 infant clones of him that he and the others rescued from a lab (one that is perfect but he has lil freckles and shows signs of having lower spectrum autism/Asperger syndrome, one that’s also looks like him but is a girl instead, and other who is also a boy but he is an albino (paler skin, white hair and red eyes) due to a benign and harmless failure in the cloning process)

If I make Dolph have any children with Ramon in Laserhen I'd likely go in a different direction than what you've shared, mostly because I actually think you should write this idea as your own fanfic

I did draw doodles because Dolph having mini ray triplets was too cute not to

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Send me questions/suggestions I'm really in a pregnant/single parent Dolph mood atm

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Another Wip of the mpreg fic because I’m suffering

The music was almost pounding in Alex’s ears , as young, almost naked bodies danced all over him. Pagan had a hand over his shoulder and was giggling with his own cocktail as the two sat in a cornered, rounded booth with a pole at its centre.

Yet only one man was on Alex’s mind, and it wasn’t the one cuddling up to him.

Pagan looked at him , noticing Alex’s distant gaze. “Are you tired already?” He asked, catching Alex’s attention.

He gave a faint chuckle in response, drinking his own liquor on hand. “With you keeping me up all night, it can’t be helped”. Pagan seemed satisfied with the answer, judging by his little smile.

Before the party could carry on, one of Pagan’s Tiger guards came over and bent down to speak. “We’ve a situation Sir” Pagan looked over his shoulders to face his security guard, his eyes half lidded as he groaned with annoyance.

“Auuugh, just torture them for a bit or something and I’ll deal with it later…..”

“It’s Ajay, sir”

Pagan’s eyes went wide , immediately standing up and walking away with his guard in a panic. Intrigued, Alex followed after him in curiosity of Pagan’s sudden tonal shift.

“This Ajay guy has gotten you rather tense , babe”  Alex said cockily as he walked behind Pagan, the three leaving the crowded party area into emptier hallways. Pagan didn’t give a response , intensely focused on meeting up with this “Ajay” guy, which only made Alex more curious about him.

The tiger hybrid eventually led them to a more private area where Cyclops was waiting and stepped aside, leaving the two men alone with Cyclops.

“Where is he?” Pagan demanded , voice boiling with irritation.

“He's in his room with Gator and Mohawk” she led him to a door. Alex’s curiosity kept growing as whoever this “Ajay” was, Alex knew his relationship Pagan must be special if he has his own bedroom here.

“Ajay” Pagan finally spoke, looking down on a young man sitting on the single bed, stuck between Mohawk and Gator. The boy , dressed in an odd looking school uniform, simply gave an ugly look at the crime lord. “What did I say about sneaking out?” Pagan said, his fatherly tone catching Alex off guard.

A million thoughts are splashing around in Alex’s head now, but his mind quickly places that aside as he inspects the young man more closely.

Ajay was noticeably much darker than Pagan, Alex could make a guess he was likely of South Asian descent judging by the warm tone of his skin. His dark , thick hair was cut short while his eyes were like a pair of deep oceans. His face was beautifully youthful and soft, but he had an intense expression written all over him, showing a hidden fire of anger and passion burning inside him.

Alex couldn’t help seeing a resemblance to…..

Ajay averted Pagan’s eyes, crossing his arms. The two henchmen stood up almost instinctively , giving Pagan space to walk up close to Ajay and force his face towards him.

“Are you going to answer me?” Pagan’s voice was edging onto threatening.

Ajay brows furrowed intensely “You’re not my fucking dad assshole!” Ajay spat at Pagan , who just glared down at him. “Maybe not, but you’ve been my responsibility since your mother died” he casually wiped the spit off his shirt, still holding Ajay face in a grip. “And until you’re 18, you’re going to obey me”.

Ajay didn’t reply , just staring Pagan like he was dog shit on the sidewalk.

After a moment of intense silence, Pagan let go of Ajay’s face and put his focus onto Gator and Mohawk. “Keep this shit stain in this room until further notice”. Mohawk groaned slightly at that, which Gator slapped the back of his head for before Pagan could notice.

Stunned, Alex followed Pagan out the room.

“You didn’t tell me you had a kid!” Alex finally spoke, still processing the events that had just unfolded. 

Pagan rolled his eyes. “He’s not mine, he’s my wife’s”.  As the pair entered the hall, Alex stopped dead in his tracks. For once, he wasn’t two steps ahead of the game. “You….” Alex’s voice was barely a whisper. “….you have a wife?” There was a tinge of betrayal in his words, which caused Pagan to laugh.

“A dead wife”

Pagan turned around and smirked,breaking the almost out of character seriousness he had displayed since they left the party crowd. “What? Thought I was using you as sloppy seconds?”

Alex felt offended by that, but didn’t it let ruin his mood. “No , no….just, you never said anything about her.”

“You never told me anything about yourself either” Pagan titled his head teasingly at Alex, which caused the older man to cross his arms. “I told you everything about me” Alex said confidently, looking intently in his eyes.

Pagan’s expression soured. “No, you told me everything about Dolph”.

Alex bit his lip. Shit. He had him there.