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Maybe if I started dating my existential horrors they would leave me too
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Omega Radio for July 15, 2013; #28.
Bong Selectah “Guntest”
Illicit “I Dread”
Aries “Herb Smoke”
Archangel, The “Sign Of Four”
General Malice “Hands Up”
Soundmurderer “Soundclash”
Bizzy B “Bad Boy Sound”
Ninjaman “M16”
Killaman Machine “Amen”
Diamond Geezer “Pussyhole Dub”
Dat & Stada “Bigger Dam Dem”
Murderbot “Murderbot Stands In Judgement”
Amboss “Nitro”
Loqtus “Jahbah”
DJ Mowgly & Carl Crack “Take A Pull Upon Me Spliff”
Capital J “Tear Your Head Off”
Sumone “Murderah”
Shitmat “Original Babylon”
General Malice “Beat You At Your Own Game”
Enduser “Vishnu’s Eastern Block” (Line 47 RMX)
Bloodklaat Gangsta Youth “Kill Or Be Killed”
Psychofreud “Murderer”
Sixteenarmed Jack “Kill Dem”
Twinhooker & Demented “Tryin’ To Die”
Debaser “Pitch Black (Total Dark 1)”
DJ Frankus “Jungle Farmer”
Loqtus “Tell Dem Inna Da Baby”
Bong-Ra “Suicide Speed Machine”
Bug, The “Killer (Badman Rewind)”
DJ Mowgly & Carl Crack “Cook Cook”
Istari Lahstahfahrer “I Toke A Policeman’s Girl”
DJ Moonraker “Lion King”
Talvin Singh “Jaan”
LFO Animal “Deathrall”
Parasite “Strong Like A Lion”
Soundmurderer & SK1 “Badman”
Debaser “Hills And Valley”
Real Rok “Deportee”
Krinjah “Bust Pure Shot”
Sixteenarmed Jack “Mahs Up The Place”
Twinhooker & Paulie Walnuts “Come Fi Start”
Jahba “Snakecharmer”
Bonus Omega; first-ever jungle wars.
#omega#music#playlists#mixtapes#Twinhooker#Sixteenarmed Jack#Soundmurderer#The Bug#Parasite#LFO Animal#DJ Mowgly#Bong-Ra#Bloodklaat Gangsta Youth#Enduser#Shitmat#Capital J#Amboss#Murderbot#Dat & Stada#Diamond Geezer#General Malice#Aries#illicit#Bong Selectah
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me whispering to other nds: y'know I think typs don't care if they have a perfect bite every time
my dearest friends understanding exactly what i'm saying even if they don't exactly identify: those fuggin typs
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the trio ever
#fnaf#fnaf au#fnaf fanart#gregory discovers capitalism#maybe its numberfiveisback's series' versions of them if u squint. who knows /j#five nights at freddys#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy's fanart#gregory fnaf#cassidy fnaf#the crying child#evan afton#fnaf chaotic trio#art#fanart#ophii#ophii draws things
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Because I'm a sucker for seeing Vox lose it over RadioApple, and also them dancing, maybe a thing where RadioAaple both a little tipsy, dance in Lucifer's room late at night. Vox sees them on his drone and freaks because 1) Alastor is letting himself be unguarded with a person 2) Alastor is dancing and 3) Alastor has, in fact, made nice with the King like Vox was afraid of. Very nice by the looks of it.
“Do you ever think you may have a problem?”
That was Velvette, who was using her best “let’s not piss off the crazy man” voice.
“No.”
“Not even a little one?”
“No.”
Valentino and Velvette exchanged telling looks, which Vox promptly ignored. He had more important things to worry about, like keeping this stupid drone in the air. Maneuvering the machine itself was easy, but getting around the electromagnetic force field Alastor had set up around the hotel’s perimeter was a whole lot trickier. Vox had been flying in circles for hours, trying to find a weak spot in Alastor’s defenses.
(He knew it’d been hours because Velvette had started shooting worried glances at him around hour two, Valentino had showed up around hour five, and they’d started a game of rock-paper-scissors to figure out who was going to do a wellness check on him around hour six.)
“Ah-ha!” Vox screamed, jabbing both fists in the air when the force field flexed and glitched, creating a half second window of opportunity. He urged the drone forward, barely zipping past before the shield re-formed. “Boo-yah! Who’s your daddy?”
Valentino smirked and took in a long drag of his pipe. “Vox, baby, not outside the bedroom.”
Vox’s metal heart – the same one he always denied having – started beating faster as the camera zoomed closer and closer to the hotel. He zipped to Alastor’s radio tower first, then his room, frowning slightly when all he found was a half-eaten deer, a cooling cup of coffee, and a discarded coat.
From behind him, Velvette clapped her hands with an annoyed huff of relief. “Oh, well, looks like the asshole is out. Too bad, so sad. Can we please get back to something actually fucking important?”
But Vox shook his head. “That doesn’t make sense. It’s 11 o’clock. Alastor usually finishes his business before seven so he can have dinner at eight, or else he gets too hungry to do–” He trailed off when he saw the look on both their faces. They were both staring at him as if he was a terminal patient, come down with an incurable case of Alastor-itis.
He sighed and re-focused on the screen. “It just doesn’t make sense, okay?”
The library. The lobby. The kitchen. Alastor was nowhere to be found.
Then Vox had a horrible thought. He remembered the rumors flying around town, the wild laughs of excitement and the curses emanating from the hotel recently. He remembered Alastor’s most recent broadcast (“Folks, when living with an annoying roommate, always remember to assert your dominance wherever possible”). And most of all, he remembered Alastor’s smug face as he strolled down the street, humming merrily to himself as he twirled an unfamiliar white top hat on his staff.
He remembered the strange apple that had appeared on the top right of the hotel, just down the hall from Alastor.
His heart in his throat, he slowly moved the drone higher, then higher still. Don’t be there, don’t be there, don’t be there –
Velvette and Vox went quiet at the scene that appeared on the screen. Alastor was there all right, but he wasn’t alone. As if he’d suddenly downloaded a virus, Vox could only process what he was seeing in chunks.
He saw the record player first, oddly enough. An old-timey song was playing, static crackling and popping as a low sweet croon, somehow both deep and high, filled the room. 25%.
The room was dark, but a few candles and duck-shaped lamps were gleamed with a heavenly light, washing the pair slowly revolving in the center of the room in a seductive golden glow. 50%.
The king of hell was there. The expression on his face was…tender. His head was tucked into Alastor’s narrow chest, one hand on Alastor’s shoulder and the other clasped in Alastor’s hand. His eyes were sparkling, almost overfilled with a nameless emotion that Vox knew all too well. Alastor’s hand was curled around his waist protectively (possessively). 75%.
And finally, Vox saw Alastor. Really saw him, as if for the first time, because this wasn’t his Alastor. His Alastor was always one step ahead, always untouchable, cold, cruel, and capable of truly unspeakable acts of violence with an effortless charm that made his blood boil with envy and need at the same time.
But the Alastor in front of him…his coat was off. For the first time in fifty years, Vox saw Alastor’s bare skin, his shirt rolled up to his elbows as he allowed another living soul to see him undressed. Unguarded. His eyes, always so alert and aware, were closed.
Worst of all was his smile. It looked soft. Gentle – or whatever passed for gentle with Alastor. As Vox watched, Lucifer’s lips moved. The words were too soft for the drone to pick up, but whatever it was, Alastor laughed. Not in a mocking or teasing way, but an actual, genuine laugh, as if Alastor was a real boy with a real heart.
100%.
Suddenly, Alastor’s eyes flew open, and he stared at Vox through the screen. The wicked smirk that curled his lips was the last thing the drone ever saw as it glitched, red shaking and warping the feed until it went completely dead, and the three of them were left staring at a black screen.
Silence reigned. Then – “Well, I’ll be. Looks like the deer found himself a doe.”
Velvette shot Valentino a warning look, then took a hesitant step forward. “Vox – “ Velvette started, but Vox started cackling. Wild, out of control, utterly insane laughs ripped from his wires as his monitor-face went haywire.
“I am going to kill that motherfucker!”
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my favorite genre of media is gay people vs the system™
#good omens#archive 81 podcast#nimona#the magnus archives#i genuinely cant think of any more#my bad guys#most of these systems are capitalism and i was gonna say that instead of the system#but i wanted to include good omens#these gay people also often have a wet cat protagonist i think#jonathan sims#jon sims#ballister boldheart#ballister blackheart#crowley#anthony j crowley#nicholas waters#my favorite part of using tumblr is adding more in the tags than the actual post
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#ted lasso#tedlassoedit#jamie tartt#roy kent#roy x jamie#(just barely lol but they're both there looking very pretty in very atmospheric lighting and that's all it takes for me lmao)#(also roy called him jamie which is incredible considering he calls him tartt other times when they're a lot closer)#royjamie#afc richmond#dani rojas#*#also considered capitalizing the j in rojas because jamie's still being a dick about foreign names lmao
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Did they really add a strong imposing woman with a sexy voice and a thirst for blood (who would absolutely hate me) and NOT expect me to want to fuck her???
#the magnus protocol#tmagp#the magnus pod#tmagp spoilers#lady mowbray#heard her description and i was in love#then her voice??? im done.#take me away mean rich lady#and remember folks#id support capitalism for her ngl /j
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Feyre, as the protagonist of the ACOTAR series, has committed numerous actions that could be considered criminal under real-world laws. Below is a breakdown of the crimes she could potentially be charged for, based on actions from each book, and the possible legal repercussions.
1. A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR)
1.1. Poaching and Trespassing
Crime: Killing a faerie in the form of a wolf while on Prythian territory without permission.
Real-World Equivalent: Illegal hunting (poaching) and trespassing on private property.
Potential Sentence:
Poaching: 1-5 years, fines depending on the severity.
Trespassing: Usually a misdemeanor, resulting in fines or up to 1 year in jail.
1.2. Complicity in the Death of Faeries Under the Mountain
Crime: Indirect involvement in the deaths of faeries during the trials set by Amarantha, even though she was coerced.
Real-World Equivalent: Manslaughter (unintentional but contributing to the deaths through participation).
Potential Sentence: 5-15 years, though her coercion and duress could mitigate this significantly.
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2. A Court of Mist and Fury (ACOMAF)
2.1. Trespassing in the Spring Court
Crime: Entering and leaving the Spring Court without permission after forming ties with the Night Court.
Real-World Equivalent: Unauthorized entry onto sovereign territory.
Potential Sentence: Generally a misdemeanor, but with repeated offenses, it could escalate. Fines or up to 1 year in jail.
2.2. Destruction of Property (Spring Court)
Crime: Sabotaging and destroying part of the Spring Court.
Real-World Equivalent: Vandalism and destruction of property.
Potential Sentence: 1-10 years depending on the extent of damage, with potential fines or restitution.
2.3. Theft (Spring Court)
Crime: Stealing important information, documents, and assets from the Spring Court while pretending to be loyal to Tamlin.
Real-World Equivalent: Theft and espionage.
Potential Sentence: 5-15 years, depending on the value of what was stolen and its strategic importance.
2.4. Theft of a Magical Artifact (Summer Court)
Crime: Stealing Tarquin’s most powerful artifact, the Book of Breathings, from the Summer Court.
Real-World Equivalent: Grand larceny, theft of national/cultural treasures.
Potential Sentence: 10-20 years depending on the value and importance of the stolen artifact, including diplomatic consequences.
2.5. Involuntary Manslaughter (Tithe Refusal)
Crime: Refusing to enforce the Spring Court’s tithe, resulting in the death of the water-wraiths who depended on Feyre’s mercy.
Real-World Equivalent: Negligent homicide or involuntary manslaughter.
Potential Sentence: 5-10 years depending on the circumstances, though mitigating factors like lack of intent could reduce the sentence.
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3. A Court of Wings and Ruin (ACOWAR)
3.1. Destruction of the Spring Court
Crime: Deliberately dismantling the political and economic systems of the Spring Court while acting as a spy for the Night Court.
Real-World Equivalent: Treason (though technically not against her homeland) or acts of war.
Potential Sentence: Life imprisonment or death penalty in certain jurisdictions, though a less extreme punishment could be 20-40 years for treason and sabotage.
3.2. Collusion and Espionage
Crime: Spying for the Night Court while pretending to align with the Spring Court.
Real-World Equivalent: Espionage.
Potential Sentence: 10-25 years for espionage, with potential fines and loss of any titles/rights in the Spring Court.
3.3. Accessory to Murder (Hybern Soldiers and the King of Hybern)
Crime: Being involved in the war efforts that led to the deaths of Hybern soldiers and the King of Hybern.
Real-World Equivalent: Accessory to murder or war crimes.
Potential Sentence: 15-30 years for accessory to murder, though wartime actions are often handled differently.
3.4. Imprisonment and Oppression of Illyrians and Hewn City
Crime: Complicity in the continued oppression of the Illyrians, including the mutilation of female Illyrians’ wings (although Feyre was not directly involved in wing clipping, her role in the Night Court hierarchy ties her to this systemic abuse).
Real-World Equivalent: Human rights violations, gender-based violence, illegal confinement.
Potential Sentence: 20-50 years for complicity in human rights abuses and gender-based violence.
Crime: Complicity in the continued imprisonment and oppression of the people of Hewn City, preventing their access to the privileges of Velaris and escaping abuse.
Real-World Equivalent: Conspiracy to perpetuate systemic discrimination and abuse.
Potential Sentence: 10-30 years, depending on the level of abuse and confinement they are subjected to.
4. A Court of Frost and Starlight (ACOFAS)
4.1. Illegal Occupation of Spring Court Lands
Crime: Continually crossing into Spring Court land and occupying or disrupting its governance, even in a non-violent way.
Real-World Equivalent: Trespassing, illegal occupation.
Potential Sentence: Fines, probation, or up to 1 year in jail.
5. A Court of Silver Flames (ACOSF)
5.1. Complicity in Abuse (Locking Nesta in the House of Wind)
Crime: Participating in the forced confinement of Nesta, who was struggling with mental illness, without a licensed mental health professional’s involvement.
Real-World Equivalent: Kidnapping, unlawful imprisonment, endangerment of a mentally ill person.
Potential Sentence: 5-20 years, with charges depending on the level of harm caused to Nesta and whether it could be deemed abusive.
Summary of Potential Charges
1. Poaching and Trespassing: 1-5 years, fines
2. Manslaughter (Under the Mountain): 5-15 years
3. Trespassing in the Spring Court: Up to 1 year
4. Destruction of Property (Spring Court): 1-10 years
5. Theft (Spring Court): 5-15 years
6. Theft of the Book of Breathings (Summer Court): 10-20 years
7. Involuntary Manslaughter (Tithe Refusal): 5-10 years
8. Destruction of Spring Court: 20-40 years
9. Espionage: 10-25 years
10. Accessory to Murder (War Crimes): 15-30 years
11. Imprisonment and Oppression of Illyrians: 20-50 years
12. Complicity in the Oppression of Hewn City: 10-30 years
13. Illegal Occupation of Spring Court Lands: Fines, up to 1 year
14. Unlawful Imprisonment (Nesta): 5-20 years
Total Potential Sentence
If Feyre were to face all charges and be convicted, the total potential prison sentence could range from 122 years to life imprisonment, especially for the severe charges related to espionage, human rights abuses, and complicity in oppression.
#acotar#anti feyre archeron#feyre archeron#anti feyre#anti rhysand#anti ic#anti rhys#anti mor#anti morrigan#anti sjm#anti capitalism#anti sarah j maas#anti cassian#pro tamlin#pro tarquin#poor guy honestly
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I love my Sokeefe friends, but I think it would be unbelievably funny if Sokeefe also broke up. Shannon is so dedicated to following her characters' lead with romance. Well. What if BOTH relationships are doomed? We can keep this love triangle going forever folks WHO'S WITH ME (holds up my hand for a high five)
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Radio!
Radio is free and a really fun way to listen to new music, all you need is either the mobile app, website, cd player that has a built in radio, or even a separate radio if you have the space.
Radio station genres obviously vary depending on where you are but the usual set compromises of country, pop/hits, classical, and alternative.
Here in Australia our "alternative" station Triple J also has a sub station called Triple J Unearthed where you can listen to smaller Australian artists. As far as I'm aware though you can only listen to unearthed via tv station or the app but do correct me if there is an actual station cause I haven't found it ^^;
Of course each country is different so be sure to look up your local stations!
Radio stations are dying because of the mass movement towards subscription services like Spotify and Apple Music, they're becoming obsolete for the sake of 'convenience'. Sure you have everything at your fingertips but it loses the magic on turning on the radio to see what's on. Those streaming companies don't even give that much money to your favourite artists and in my opinion the dopamine you get from your favourite song or artist coming on the radio will forever outdo the feeling of an algorithm made playlist just happening to have your favourite song in it. Radio stations are human. Radio stations are actually curated by people for people.
#radio#ecopunk#solarpunk#anti capitalism#anti consumerism#punk#support local#i say “alternative” for triple j cause they sort of just play mainstream pop because anyone can technically be indie now#i think the genre indie needs to be changed a little because 90s indie is very different from modern indie
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lref as my friends dms/server
#i think my friends are so silly goofy i love them they make me laugh sm#and what else do i do but capitalize off of them /j#i wish i could make money off of them but alas...... i luv them regardless it's ok#anyway i had sm fun w these i fear i may make another sometime#lab rats#mighty med#lab rats elite force#lref#chase davenport#bree davenport#skylar storm#adam davenport#leo dooley#ok that's all the characters idk do i tag kaz and oliver#kaz mighty med#oliver mighty med#ok#snove makes:)
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i am praying we never figure out what to call juzi. the current state of affairs where literally everyone comes up with their own name is the funniest outcome by far. let it never end
#juzi#j x uzi#spaceink#oilbites#company-issued punk#brandedgun#businesscrows#jacuzzi#passion fruit soda#the insidious tendency of capitalism to subsume and incorporate its own critique#commodifying contradiction
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this is such a little thing to be crying about but why does it cost just a little bit more to refill all your potions every single time you do it. is this real life
#this just in: diviners go bankerupt before their 50's (because we die all the time)#(me acting like there arent places to refill your health and mana for free) its inflation. capitalism. those are two words that mean money/j#wizard101#wiz101#w101#text posts
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The fact that I spent almost 10 hours on this— within a span of two days— is underwhelming XD
I honestly didn’t have the energy to put a background in.
But anyways, here’s some more ep. 8 Raine.
#gator boys#the bug army#obsidian lantern#mage bunkshelf#capital m audios#daysprite#raine fellowes#my artwork#anyone spot the freckles? :)#she has them in general— just faded#she got new boots too#ya need a good steel-toed boot to beat someone with /j
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thinking about pre-2020 korean bls and how a good lot of them had relevant topics and addressed queer people in their society and how the whole scene got commercialised massively post pandemic so now even as more works get churned out they all slowly feel less and less authentic
#ofc i think im just biased cause i probably just had good luck with my bl picks …. but also#they dont make stuff like all about lust or even dasadanan anymore….#🫵 there are layers to this and im aware but also this is a 1 am tumblr post so i have no braincells to think#in the end what i actually mean is: theyre not YAOIMAXXING theyre PROFITMAXXING#not even yaoi can escape from late stage capitalism#protect yuri before massive commericalisation slowly kills fan tl spaces and related pockets#or whatever. im sleepy~#i blame jinx /j /notsrs
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