#Cant edit but if you have the skills and love this please do

[musicals-and-mushrooms]

kiss a blonde (11/river)

kiss a friend (10/donna)

can a gay girl get an amen? (13/yaz)

[punkitt-is-here]

How can I cultivate the same, "just keeping making stuff all the time" kind of energy you have? It's very impressive and something I wish I could do!

well, theres a couple reasons i think! one is that i just found ways to be satisfied with small amounts of work. its in part because of my ADHD, but my parents were always trying new things (motorcycles, leatherwork, acrylic paint, collage art, photography, video editing) so that definitely rubbed off on me; i had a great example of people just wanting to try stuff. i keep making stuff all the time because i love trying out new things; you don't have to be an expert to try something new! you just have to have a desire for it! wanna make a zine? google it! wanna write a comic? give it a shot! wanna get into woodworking? buy a carving knife and find a stick or something! i think theres plenty of ways to find entry points into interesting stuff and you gotta let yourself be okay with making shit that sucks just because its fun. which leads me to my second point!!

im okay with being dogshit at stuff! i try new things, i kind of suck at them, and i think it's either 1. cool that i made it this far or 2. kinda funny that this is what its like at the moment. i know that sucking is never permanent, everything can be improved with time, and rarely does anyone ever magically get good at something first try. i think of myself as a talented artist, but its over the course of 2+ decades of drawing; im always improving, and no matter what im going to find things i want to get better at, so why fault myself now for not being perfect? a couple of months ago i really wanted to try woodcarving, so i made spoon with my dad. did it turn out great? not really! you cant even use it as a spoon! but im glad i tried it, it was fun, i had a great time with my dad, and now i know a little bit more going in next time. the idea that you have to be perfect or make tangible progress every single time you try something new is a recipe for burnout. i promise you, it doesnt matter if something doesn't come out like God's Gift to Humanity! Did you have fun? did you learn something? are you satisfied in some small part? good!

(pictured: tha spoon)

last, im just really easy to please myself! I'll make a doodle or implement an idle animation in my game or color a piece and go "wow! thats so cool i did that :)" and it really is just a matter of realizing that its fucking COOL to create stuff, no matter how small! whatever you made didn't exist before you, especially in your own unique way, and now it does! doesn't that rule?! i'm obsessed with it! even if its just a stick figure, its a stick figure you made, and it wasn't there before. thats fucking awesome!!! art is so cool!!!! i think that being happy with small goals and victories is a great way of trying out new things and showing off cool stuff u made, no matter what skill level. :) this turned into a whole big thing, but i hope this helps! tl;dr is try things if they seem fun, be okay with not being good at them, and find stuff about it that makes you happy or satisfied!

[hereforthevibesmadds]

every time I hear this song all I can think about is Aziraphale and Crowely and how it fits them soooo perfectly, like not one single word misses!!! Do not tell me that when you hear these lyrics you cant see all the little scenes of their ineffable romance playing out in your head, PLEASE I cant be the only one!!!!!!

Lyrics:

You are the light I've been searchin' for forever Feels like, man, I've really never felt the rain Buried in the desert, didn't think I'd push through the dirt You just cleansed me like a waterfall, you came

I'm screamin' like a kettle on a stove You cranked the heat up, I was cold, my past grew mold around my heart And all my anger, sadness, regret disappeared It's madness, I'm not used to all this water, love, it's true

But you made me want to Plan out my last days on earth, eating you Ooh-ooh-ooh, the tips of your teeth Fit perfect in me, you're the shower of light I devour, any day of the week Baby, cleanse me

I was surprised to see heaven in your eyes I never once was treated right, you're what I'm missing in my life As bright as the sun, give me your vitamin D, let's run into Another dimension, you make me feel like I'm on drugs

I'm screamin' like a kettle on a stove You crank the heat up, I was cold, my past grew mold around my heart And all my anger, sadness, regret disappeared It's madness, I'm not used to all this water, love, it's true

But you made me want to Plan out my last days on earth, eating you Ooh-ooh-ooh, the tips of your teeth Fit perfect in me, you're the shower of light I devour, any day of the week Baby, cleanse me

But you made me want to Plan out my last days on earth, eating you Ooh-ooh-ooh, the tips of your teeth Fit perfect in me, you're the shower of light I devour, any day of the week (Baby, cleanse me)

-Light shower, Melanie Martinez

I couldn't find anything good omens related with it and I just NEED this song to be used in some go edit because otherwise my brain WILL explode so if someone can help I would really appreciate it :D

I am currently trying to make something myself but I have zero experience and skills of a badger so anyone pls save me and bless us all with something actually good and pretty :3

[nihilityart]

Infinity Incorrect Quotes

(Asmodeus/Fizzarolli Edition) (Third Wheelers/Wingmen Rimuru & Ciel)

Fizzarolli: *yawns*

Asmodeus: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Fizzarolli: Then you must be exhuasted.

Rimuru: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Fizzarolli: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Rimuru: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Asmodeus: Ya know... it might be.

Asmodeus: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Fizzarolli: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Rimuru: And you just ran away?!

Asmodeus: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

Rimuru: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Asmodeus: Well Fizzarolli and I-

Fizzarolli: *elbows Asmodeus*

Asmodeus: ...wouldn't know.

Rimuru: *sees Asmodeus and Fizzarolli together*

Ciel: They're cute. I would put them on a boat :)

Rimuru (exasperated): You mean... you ship them?

Rimuru: Why do you look like that?

Asmodeus, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Rimuru: Like you’re dead.

Asmodeus: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Ciel: Asmodeus accidentally called Fizzarolli “babe” in front of everyone today.

Asmodeus: *sobs into the floor*

Fizzarolli: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Asmodeus: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Ciel: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Rimuru: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

Rimuru: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Ciel: *looks over at Fizzarolli and Asmodeus*

Ciel: is it sexual tension?

Fizzarolli: That's ridiculous, Asmodeus doesn't have a crush on me.

Ciel: Yes they do.

Rimuru: Yes they do.

Asmodeus: Yes I do.

Rimuru: Why are your tongues purple?

Fizzarolli: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Asmodeus: I had a red one.

Rimuru: oh.

Rimuru:

Rimuru: OH.

Ciel:

Ciel: You drank eachothers slushies?

Rimuru: So, how long have you and Fizzarolli been together?

Asmodeus: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fizzarolli and I are not together. No. No.

Rimuru: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

*at 3am*

Rimuru: *runs into Fizzarolli’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Fizzarolli: *wakes up* Dude!

Rimuru: *cackles*

Asmodeus: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Fizzarolli* What the fuck, gramps?

Rimuru: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

Asmodeus: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Fizzarolli: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Asmodeus: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Rimuru, on a walkie talkie: This is Rimuru, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Rimuru: That shirt looks great, Fizzarolli.

Fizzarolli: Thanks.

Rimuru: But I bet it would look even better on Asmodeus' floor.

Asmodeus: Are you hitting on Fizzarolli... for me?

I love the idea of Asmodeus and Fizz doing this inappropriate stuff much to the chagrin of Rimuru and Ciel. Like bro, keep the lustful stuff to yourselves aight?!

[chiyoso]

(vent) you know, my series, the mara's will?

i truly, truly did not expect the positive outcome when i wrote and published it, i didn't plan to make a part two, i didn't plan to make it a series

it was just a fic heavily inspired by the song tot musica by ado

hence, the nordic runes i implemented

yes, absolutely, i adore the support for it i truly do, i'm happy people love it, my idea, my fic, my writing for that piece

but i honestly, genuinely i have no idea where it leads, i have no idea how it'll end, i have no idea what to do with it, i've come to terms that everyone will have different opinions, different views and different expectations on how it'll end

and that scares me. it resurfaces my people pleasing problem immensely.

i'm not not that skilled in writing yet, at least in my perspective

my imaginations heavily contrast to my current skill in writing, i want to express DETAILED fight scenes, but my brain circuits on what words to use for it, because in my mind, the movements are way, way too complex.

the dialogue, the actions, the powers, the usage of weaponry, they're all too complex in my mind, and my vocabulary, my choice of words, my lack of knowledge when it comes to other words, it frustrates me greatly.

more undercut

so i fucking mean when i say this

the writers i have encountered throughout tumblr? fuck. you are all so fucking amazing. i have known some to several of you who continue to write, even in a state of burnout, even in a state of... i dont know, anything that's bothering you, but you still continue to write? FUCK. i dont understand how you do it, but you're so STRONG. you absolutely, absolutely are.

because here i type away, heavily frustrated, plagued with immense, constant burnout, mental exhaustion, writers block, me healing from depression, with multiple projects, drafts, edits to do, pending requests, and i'm just... ugh. — fuck i dont know how you all do it, but you are all so strong. so, so, strong.

i dont want to discontinue the mara's will, but i cant... muster up any ideas for it either.

it was an impulse fic, heavily inspired by a song. a song from one piece.

i purposely left chapter 1 on a cliffhanger, i intended it to be that way because it was fitting to the plot.

and now... with part two out, it- i feel it was rushed, and it was getting too long, too long to the point where tumblr doesn't allow me to edit it anymore, so its stuck that way. rushed, full of mistakes, etc

shit i dont know what to do with it. fuck my people pleasing problem man. so many requests flooded me for a next part, and i did, i delivered. but why do i feel so... dejected? fuck.

i think i'm being too harsh on myself, but that's most likely because of the eerie, sudden silence — in which i'm still continuing to distract myself from (thank god for games and anime)

and if i had a drawing tablet again, things would be so much easier, i wanna draw fanart again, i wanna draw scara, lyney, nnngh i wanna draw hsr men too !!!! im so!!! nnh!!!

gahhh fuck i need lyney, neuvi, scara or geto to hug me tightly

[deathberi]

wellll since they blocked me and i cant reply, might as well subject them to my few followers 😂 maybe anyone got something like this too? 😛

thing is i know who this content creator is. not know-know them but like i’ve always known their active content creating url (feat. my fbi skills). the so tired and all is so exaggerated bc they have me blocked for like how many years now! (surely at least 3yrs! i got blocked before because i also “just liked” their stuff when i put them on queue too 😭 and they spammed me cold anons then) until recently i saw a post of them somewhere in suggested and i was like woah shit im unblocked now?? so like my usual normal thing, i liked that post (bc i actually love the edit!!!! babe we have a few common fandoms let me rb ur works albeit queued) and put it on my queue because hello i have a queue set up???

“it’s people like you that cause content creator to quit” 🤡🤡🤡 yeah sure tell that to me and my content creating ass who never quit even when i get 20 notes on some sets and 1:10 rb to like ratios on others

i remember their cc url all this time bc its a nice and easy to remember one (cant give too much hint might give them away). and yeah i agree the likers-only club suck and kill the vibe sometimes!!! but why you gotta be too hard on the queue girlies too!!!??? arent we doing good work by getting the posts up again when it has reached downtime? well sorry i have few followers maybe its useless getting rb’d by me 👻 also maybe im just wasting my time typing this bc its really their hobby to block anyone who doesnt instant rb but hahahaha it’s bc im on a happy hour call at work and tumblr’s dumb chat sound played so loudly and they were like what was thaaaat lol

tldr liker-onlies suck to some extent! like look what you make content creators feel! unfortunately we have this extreme case from interesting url-san 😬 but please i never even thought about blocking the likers only club (bc guess what—likes are still notes!!!!!) and im not even one of them so please take this energy away from me HAHA

[r0ttensunf]

ive heard closer when i was 10 years old, i wanted to sing it with my best friends in a school talent show... that was the first time that ive decided to take a "professional" take on an art project. some time later ive listened to eastside and that song caried me through 2018 wich was one of the most traumatic years of my life, i was fouding out about my bisexuality in a toxic household and toxic classroom in school had no one there for me but then i found out about you for real. Ive listened to strangers cause i knew lauren jauregui but something about you were diferent. I saw some videos about you instantly feel for your beauty (like a 12 yearold who just undertood she liked girls would) and as time passed your music stuck with me more and more. in 2019 i created fan accounts to post edits fanarts all of that for you i developed so much of my editting and desing and ilustration skills consuming your music. In the pandemic your album Manic changed everything for me. i was in my most depressive fase, stuck in my home with a mother who didnt knew how to deal with her daughters feelings and a dad who seam to not care. my mom would scream at me for crying to loud and for not beeing able to get out of bed to shower but hearing your music made me wipe my tears and smile. ive always had a troubled relationship with the idea of motherhood, i kinda still do, but when you annouced that you were pregnant it was the start of a change of vision for me making me see how trully beautiful beeing a mother can be. then iichliwp came out and what a piece of masterpiece that album is. within your whole discography every word you say seems to echo inside my chest following each beat. your lyrics been nailed in my bones since that first time i heard your voice in closer when i was 10. eventho i became a fan in 2018, those almost 6 years having you as a part of my life were lifechangimg. after my parents divorced i became closer to my dad because he would ask to listen to your songs with me in the car, last year he took me to your concert in sao paulo. Because of you im able now to see that motherhood doesnt have to be exaustimg and clonficted. because of you ive learned to not listen to shit about my gender, my sexuality and mostly about how i decide i want to be. Now, youre back realeasing the most vulnerable songs in your career and all i wanted more then ever was to give you the tightest hug. ive went to sleep hugging my pillow so many times wishing one day id be able to feel your arms around me to comfort me. But eventho my life is a mess now with the transition from adolence and adulthood with me becoming 18 this year, right now all i wanted was to give you a hug so i could confort you. i know i dont know you, but thats one of the prettiest parts, how youre able to make me the happiest girl in the world without even trading words with me. how youre able to get this part of me that no one else in the world can. ive liked other artists before, but as ive been growing up none of them stayed as strong as you do. when the end came out i skip school cause i couldnt stop crying. i was so scared of losing you. i cried the whole day and guess what? my dad was the first person to confort me, the same that who seemed to not care before you. im still so scared of losing you. Not just for me, but you have such a beautiful son, friends who love you and other fans who also care so deeply for you. ive cryied not only cause youre halsey, but also just as a person who has been through such a dificult battle all those years. we still know so little, but i cant express to you enough how deeply i care about you. im sorry if there were people who made you not belive in those words anymore, but for me i can asure you ill be here for your music, your art, your truth. youre so strong please know that there are milions of people out there who are proud of you. i cant even imagine how hard it must be not only to deal with health issues like this but also now publically. gosh i just wished i could do something.

My own fans are hands down meaner to me than any other people on the planet. Not speaking for all of you, of course. But it used to be just a minority that were awful to me and now it seems like a majority have only stuck around to chime in occasionally with their opinion of how much they hate me or how awful I am. it’s hard to want to engage in a space that is completely devoid of any kindness, sympathy, patience; or to be honest human decency. Especially after years of hiding from the interactions for fear that this EXACT thing would happen. I don’t know man. I almost lost my life. I am not gonna do anything that doesn’t make me happy anymore. I can’t spiritually afford it.

When I got sick all I could think about was getting better so I could come back and be a part of THIS again, but I don’t even know what *this* is anymore and I want to crawl in a hole and I regret coming back.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAO fwtkac platonic version FR

I love the foreshadowing details I remember when I first discovered your writing when I finished reading and put the pieces together of all the hints I fr like omfg wait a damn minute

LMAOOOO Nagi going all out against Luna to the point where lunas like yeah sorry we’re closed for the week I’ve gotta recover from that trauma HAHA clueless romantic Otoya strikes again if otullia ends up being endgame it’d be like bfb otoya kinda LOL

I’m not crying I’m not crying imnotcryi- SHSHSHS Barou haunting the entire like 200k+ (ish…?) words worth of the story I’m not gonna be ready for that

PURSUIT GOES HARDDDD another banger title but YES I saw the notion omg it’s SO CUTE the research and thought into it >>>> omg the wc though LMAOO another Mira classic lowk im kinda excited for even just the wc alone like how long will it really end up being LOL

LMFAOOOOO Otoya is the target audience for scammers fr he’s so gullible shsshshsh KARASUS RESPONSE IF FOULLLL LMAOO

“Who died” “you” AHAHAAH I CANT THATS gonna be so fun to read I can’t wait

No because this is actually a talent imagine instead of matchups like normal you do pokemon team creations instead I bet those would go hard

YEAHH the whole Raltz line feels so regal I can see the Mikages using it but I also love the goofy backstory we had earlier too LMAOO

No because it was bound to happen when igaguri subbed in like anyone on the bench would have to be like “yo wtf” I’m crying someone give yuki a moment of field time please it’s painful watching this (pause does this mean igaguri cover next omfg)

Unfortunately I think we got brainwashed because I cross referenced Barou’s and THEYRE STILL THERE SHSBSJSSB specifically that half sentence (at least it’s punctuated in the version I sent you though) that I still can’t figure out what I meant and also when I try to say that Barou’s mom is methodological it autocorrected to Methodist instead goodbye. Ok I fr didn’t remember those there either but well. I guess now we know!!!!!!! Yeah if you ever want to reference or read that again without making your brain do cartwheels just lmk….

IT WAS SO GOOD I mean any sae who isn’t fully just “soccer and soccer only” is a little ooc I still stand by your version of fanon sae though like to me that’s as in character as you’re gonna get LMAO but even as an itoshi non-fan that still slapped sooo

IM SO EXCITED FOR BAROUS you fr put me on the Barou agenda between Barou ideas that edit pokemon au and the ln….hyped for the next installment of oaeu (or wtv you put out next)!!!!

No because can I have that skill I would’ve lost it fr LMAOO it’s ok this IS aikus justice it’s his fault for being a criminal in the first place

- Karasu anon

I LOVEEE FORESHADOWING i can’t write stories if i don’t have an ending in mind because i am incapable of writing without foreshadowing!! my aim is to make characters constantly say/do things that seem innocent in the moment but looking back you’re like holy shit that was a CLUE!! hollyhock is not exempt from this btw LMAOAOAOA i’ve already spoiled the ending for it in like the first chapter or smth i’m pretty sure

PLSS they don’t call nagi the lazy genius for nothing!! bro doesn’t care 99% of the time but that 1% that he does his opponent’s basically cooked HAHA poor luna fr is just like what the hell i brought out some of my strongest pokémon and this kid didn’t even flinch meanwhile reader’s just like yeah…that’s just how nagi is…she’s used to him going crazy because he usually goes pretty all out in their rivalry battles (when they have them) so she’s more just surprised that he put in that much effort with someone else than anything!! ofc if you asked her why she thinks he was so committed she’d be like uhhh idk maybe he was just feeling himself or smth (cue reo and chigiri face palming in the background because ever since oaeu i can’t stop thinking of them as nagi x reader’s biggest shippers and i imagine this continues in the pokémon au…like imagine them just sitting around the fire or smth and nagi’s like “you know what?? y/n’s kind of cool” and reo and chigiri just side eye each other because how is nagi only just realizing he likes this girl after so long)

i feel like eitullia/otullia (i can’t decide on their ship name…either one doesn’t flow as well as tullisagi i’m afraid that’s so elite as a ship name) would be like a mix of bfb otoya’s version and fwtkac reader/karasu in that they have that sassy teasing dynamic that reader and karasu have in fwtkac but there’s also an element of clueless loserness to it all that’s specifically bfb otoya’s brand!! i honestly am very torn because they would be a vv cute couple but at the same time leaving reader and co as a platonic group kinda fits with the themes of the story…tbh i truly do think tullia’s ship might only be decided once i start writing because atm yukimiya and hiori (two options) only really show up in one arc each and while isagi does have many cameos he’s not as consistent as reader and co + manshine trio are so either i’ll give in and let eitullia be a thing OR i’ll stick with my tullisagi roots and just give them weird tension whenever he IS on screen or i’ll just have hiori/yukimiya make more appearances to build more of a relationship OR i’ll see if she’s vibing with chigiri or reo in the manshine trio + reader and co interactions (if you have any suggestions/if any of those options particularly stick out to you then lmk 😜)

okay because we know fake plastic trees is very barou + reader but just imagine…forever young as barou’s theme SDLKFJHSDLK omg he’s truly just so so integral to the plot even though he literally is never shown ONCE in the present timeline as himself which is truly so insane to think about 😭 bro’s impact cannot be overstated!! AND OMG YAY I’M GLAD YOU THINK SO I LOVE IT AS A TITLE IT JUST MAKES SM SENSE you know i’m about to go crazy designing a graphic for it too…THE NOTION AHHH I’M SO PROUD OF IT i think the screen caps are so funny and i was so glad i could get one of the red gyarados since reader’s is a shiny!! also the breloom (aka yuki’s breloom) on the side character cover is cracking me up it looks so mad LMAO truly it’s yukimiya’s pokémon it’s saying what yuki keeps to himself fr!! and the whimsicott for manshine trio’s page are so cute (although originally i had this image of arcanine there but it wasn’t as aesthetic) ALSO THE PANGOROS ON TEAM X HAD ME CACKLING DSLKFJHSD like i looked up pangoro screencaps because barou has a pangoro and i didn’t want the team x cover to be houndoom because houndoom is the icon for the entire page and i just found that one of the three of them looking like thugs and it was so so funny and so fitting that i had to use it 😩

^ that’s the image i was going to use for manshine trio’s page originally!! it’s kind of giving (from left to right) chigiri, nagi, reo, and then nagi’s arcanine in the back LMAOAOOA anyways i like the whimsicott picture much more but this one is also so funny and so manshine trio coded 🤩

okay…so…on the subject of word count…i want you to sit down for this one LMAOAO so i finished planning out every arc i want to write and there’s. uh. there’s twenty four. TWENTY FOUR (24) 😱 literally even if each arc is only two 5k word chapters that’s still 240k words and i would be very surprised if every single arc is only roughly 10k words (for sure some of them will be but like the aegislash arc alone is going to be longer, the first arc that’s assembling reader and co will be longer, and many others as well) so this is going to be a genuine behemoth no matter what…i’m actually shuddering if the PROJECTED word count is 240k words then what will the ACTUAL word count be 😰⁉️

wait also i planned out the epilogue hehe let me add in some screenshots because i think you will enjoy!! or at least i hope so…anyways…

IT’S NOT OTOYA IF HE’S NOT FALLING FOR ONE SCAM OR ANOTHER!!! pls karasu’s like “i can’t believe you thought you’d pull my sister with that mediocre mindset” HAHA he’s otoya’s biggest hater (lies they’re besties for the restless they just can’t help bullying one another because that’s their form of affection…no because at this point karasu requires reparations the amount of times that reader has been presumed dead LMAOOO i think the total count is AT LEAST three (when she and gyarados destroy the team x ship, when she and nagi are kidnapped by aegislash, and in the aftermath of her battle against barou) like this is why karasu has grey hairs at his youthful age HAHAHA

CAN YOU IMAGINE “tell me about yourself and i’ll design a pokémon team for you based on your vibes” that would be crazy (lowkey fun if pokémon had an active fandom…i feel like everyone loves pokémon but there’s not a ton of fan content for it anymore…its peak was def early 2010s some of the pokémon fics on fanfiction.net remain PEAK literature)

i think it could be like a mix of both…maybe reo makes the decision to evolve his kirlia into a gallade for serious and emotional reasons but he just can’t bring himself to do it and then the brawl event happens and he’s like HOLY SHIT I HAVE GOTTTTT TO ENTER and that’s the final push that gets him to start a genuine hunt for a dawn stone that he can use LMAOOO unfortunately he’s typically the voice of reason amongst the manshine trio so neither nagi nor chigiri say anything to deter him from his dumbassery they’re just like yeah okay whatever you want bud

NO YOU’RE SO RIGHT GET YUKIMIYA BACK IN ACTION I MISS HIM!! i finally got around to consolidating our thoughts on rough and tumble yuki/rival kunigami into one post and rereading it is just making me wish yuki had more action in the actual manga too…like i know bllk manga is far from over and there’s a real chance he’ll get to shine later on (and kunigami almost assuredly will) it’s just like. idk. interesting handling of characters going on atm ig!!

PLSSS okay maybe i’ve just been so scarred from reading the orv translation online that literally anything better than that is perfectly legible and readable to me 😭 if i’m ever too confused about something looking back i will definitely let you know!! but like i said i’m so used to really REALLY bad translations (manhwa community is a MESS don’t get me started characters will literally change names mid-chapter) that i’m chilling with whatever you provide!! so don’t stress out too much abt it hehe

OKAY YAY I’M GLAD YOU THINK SO i think part of it is that sae is just never written as a bitchless rizzless awkward loser who’s trying his best to be charming but has 0 idea how to?? so he can come across as weird or ooc but it’s really just that i’m going against how he’s typically accepted…tbh i agree i don’t think he was terribly ooc either (ofc to a certain extent yeah but if it was EGREGIOUS i wouldn’t have posted) honestly the only thing that i believed could be considered ooc is how quickly he ended up liking reader/how forward he was but those can be put down to a) the vibes of the story and b) aiku’s intervention (as is the theme of the series) so honestly it’s whatever but ig people will think what they think…maybe our psychic connection is the reason why you could enjoy it regardless SDLFJKSFLDJK anyways i’m excited for the barou version as well!! and ngl i have no idea what i’ll put out next because i do have requests that i should be doing…but also oaeu…but also pokémon au…decisions decisions HAHAHAH

[delicrieux]

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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tags (in italics is those i couldn’t tag! make sure all’s ok w your settings!) : @littlebabysandboxburritos - @fairywriter-oracle - @tsukishimawh0re - @ofstarsanddreams - @bbecc-a - @annshit - @leahh19 - @letsloveimagines - @bellomi-clarke - @wineandionysus - @guiltydols - @onephootinfrontoftheother - @liamakorn - @thirstyfangirl - @lilysdaydreams - @pan-ini - @mxqicshxp - @tanchosanke - @yoshinorecommends - @flightsandfantasy - @liljennyx3 - @slashersdream - @unknown-and-invisible - @sinister-sleep - @fivedicksinatrenchcoat - @mercury–moon - @peterparkerspjsuit - @unstableye - @simonsbluee - @shinyshimaagain - @ppopty - @siriuslystupid - @crapimahuman - @ofthedewthesunlight - @mythicalamphitrite - @artsyally - @corpsesimpp - @corpsewhitetee - @corpse-husbandsimp - @hyp-oh-critical - @roses-and-grasses - @rhyrhy462 - @sparklylandflaplawyer - @charbkgo - @airwaveee - @creativedogs - @kaitlyn2907 - @loxbbg - @afuckingunicornn - @fleurmoon - @yeolliedokai - @truly-dionysus - @multi-fandom-central707

more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙

[risukadarlin]

[bustafellows] tokuten cd - teutas data record cd

DISCLAIMER & COMMENT

once again, thank you so much @muwi-translates​!! i hope i did the boys justice!!

im not sure about how the full names are localised so please forgive me if i got them wrong! a few people confirmed ive been spelling shus name wrong this whole time, so i’ll fix that soon.

this is the final tokuten cd i have for now!! ive loved listening to them all, so i will be going back and editing and listening to them often haha. i cant share the files with you myself, but i hope you can get your hands on them!!

i do not own bustafellows or the rights to the cd!

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Teuta:

Yes! I win!

Limbo:

You…

You ate so much…

Teuta:

Yep.

You said it, Limbo.

The person who can eat 5 hotdogs the fastest is the winner.

Limbo:

Did you even chew them?

Hotdogs aren’t a drink, you know?

Teuta:

I chewed them properly.

More importantly, you remember your promise, right?

You said that, if I won, you’d let me interview you about how you guys met.

Limbo:

We can’t let you publish that, even if you write it.

Teuta:

I don’t need to publish it.

They want to publish a series of interviews with people from different scenes.

Like famous bands or sports teams or police investigators.

But if I want to take part I need to win a competition.

Okay?

I won’t make it public and I won’t use any of your names.

It’s just practice. I’m just practicing.

It’s okay, right? Please?

Limbo:

Well, I did lose…

But…!

It’s just so you can practice structuring a piece based on an interview, alright?

Teuta:

Okay!

Right, so, first question.

Who’s the first person you teamed up with?

Limbo:

It was Scarecrow.

I think I heard a rumour that he was a good source of information.

I asked him to find me a good investigator for a case.

Teuta:

An investigator?

Limbo:

Yep.

You have to investigate properly before you can defend someone in court.

Teuta:

So like, an assistant to help you gather information?

Limbo:

No, they do more than that.

Stuff that’s barely legal, sometimes.

Or they break the law in a way that people won’t find out.

Teuta:

Huh? You can do things like that?

Limbo:

You need to, to win some trials.

If gangs or important people are involved, it puts your life in danger.

You need someone like an undercover mercenary.

Teuta:

A mercenary?

Oh! Do you mean Shu?

Limbo:

Bingo.

The skilled mercenary Scarecrow introduced me to was Shu.

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Shu:

You got a meeting in this back alley?

Limbo:

You’re Shu?

Shu:

I might be.

Are you Limbo?

Limbo:

Who knows.

By the way, what are you aiming your gun at me for?

I haven’t hurt you and I’m not threatening you either.

And yet you have your gun pressed against me from behind.

I could sue you if I wanted to.

Shu:

There’ll be a hole in your head before you even get the chance.

Limbo:

And what would you get out of doing that?

Shu:

There are plenty of people who want you dead.

You crooked lawyer.

What would you do if I was a hired assassin?

I don’t think most people would turn around if there was a gun pressed to the back of their head.

Did you not think I’d shoot you if you moved?

Limbo:

I could tell you didn’t want to kill me from the way you were speaking.

I’m Limbo Fitzgerald.

It’s nice to meet you.

Shu:

Shu.

Shu Lyn O'Keefe.

Limbo:

So?

How much did Scarecrow tell you?

Shu:

Just that a well-paying lawyer was looking for an investigator.

What do you want me to investigate?

Limbo:

There’s a request I want to accept right now.

It’s from a doctor.

He’s being accused of over-prescribing addictive painkillers for profit --

Shu:

I don’t care about the details of the case.

What should I do and what do I get?

Limbo:

Do you just want money?

Shu:

Is there anything else on offer?

Limbo:

What about information?

Shu:

What did you hear from Scarecrow?

Limbo:

He doesn’t say anything about clients.

I didn’t hear a thing about you as a person.

Shu:

Then why do you think I’d want info?

Limbo:

Hm, instinct, I guess.

And if you just wanted money then you’d say that.

But when I asked you if that was all you wanted, your face said it all.

I see that face a lot in my line of work.

It means I asked you a question you didn’t want me to ask.

Shu:

This is why I hate lawyers.

Limbo:

Don’t say that.

We’re business partners now, right?

That’s right…

Let’s drop all the pretence and talk.

We can grab a drink.

Shu:

At your expense?

Limbo:

Fine.

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Shu:

You’re something else, defending a murderer.

Limbo:

I never said my client was a murderer.

What is it?

Shu:

Sorry.

I heard about the case from Scarecrow.

And I’ve finished investigating.

Your client is entirely guilty.

He’s a back-alley doctor working with gangs.

He’s definitely handing out prescriptions for that painkiller you mentioned.

But he doctors it so they don’t know where the origin is.

Limbo:

You really are a good investigator.

There aren’t many people who can get to the core of gang issues like this.

Shu:

I have a lot of acquaintances.

Limbo:

Is he one of them?

Shu:

That man…

Limbo:

The man with a beard in this photo in your file.

He looks like a boorish 50 year old country bumpkin.

But his eyes are the same as the skinny guy over there.

Shu:

You’re right.

Limbo:

He’s taken up a place at a table where he can just about hear our conversation.

So? Am I wrong?

Mr. Slender Man.

Helvetica:

Hello.

So you’re the crooked lawyer, Limbo Fitzgerald.

Limbo:

I’ve seen your face before.

Ah, not this bearded disguise, though.

Helvetica:

Helvetica Orsted.

I’m a cosmetic surgeon.

Can I sit here?

Limbo:

Go ahead.

Helvetica.

That’s right, you were in that magazine.

Shu:

And?

Why were you eavesdropping on us? Huh?

Helvetica:

I was interested in the case this crooked lawyer was looking into.

Limbo:

This photo.

Why are you going out of your way to dress up and sniff around?

Helvetica:

I heard from Scarecrow.

Shu & Limbo:

Huh?!

Helvetica:

The victim in the case you’re in charge of is one of my acquaintances.

Limbo:

The victim?

Helvetica:

She died from an overdose.

Shu:

This photo.

Is this a kid?

Limbo:

This is one of the victims, right?

An 18 year old high school student.

Helvetica:

Yes.

She’s the daughter of one of my patients.

You know about her.

Can I ask you why?

Why are you defending a murderer?

Limbo:

You’re angrier than you look, aren’t you?

Helvetica:

Why do you think I’m angry?

Limbo:

Because I know what you’re here for.

You’re here to make me feel guilty so I stop defending him, right?

Helvetica:

Not a bad guess.

I don’t want you to stop.

I just want you to lose.

The person you’re defending is just a drug dealer with a doctorate.

Shu:

I said the same thing.

That he’s something else, defending a murderer.

Helvetica:

What did he say?

Shu:

What do you say, Limbo?

Limbo:

Do you think people can be forgiven, even for murder?

Shu:

Who knows.

Helvetica:

I don’t think so, no matter the reason.

That’s the law.

Limbo:

The law exists to protect our society.

It doesn't exist to protect the living.

Even if you kill someone, people will forgive you eventually.

We get tired of hating people, after all.

But people don’t forgive themselves quite as easily.

Even if a lawyer forgives you, you won’t forgive yourself.

That’s how it is.

But sometimes there are evil people who forgive themselves after killing someone.

Those people use the law to their advantage.

Helvetica:

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Limbo:

I decide what justice is.

That’s my answer.

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Helvetica:

An autopsy lab.

What are we doing here?

Limbo:

There’s a professional of death here.

Shu:

A professional of death?

Mozu:

There’s bleeding inside his cranium.

Traces of blunt force trauma to the dura mater.

The fractures in the ulna and lumbar vertebrae are proof of strong impact.

Limbo:

Hey!

Mozu:

Ah, Limbo.

Hm?

Who are these people?

Limbo:

This is Shu.

And Helvetica.

Shu and Helvetica:

Hello.

Mozu: I’m Mozu Shepherd.

A coroner.

So, what are you here for today?

Limbo:

The autopsy of the kid who died from a painkiller overdose.

You’re in charge of it, right?

Mozu:

Yes, that case.

Scarecrow helped me get it.

It won’t look odd if I’m in charge of it.

This is the report.

I plan to give the same information to the prosecutor.

They’re the rules, after all.

Helvetica:

Is it okay if I look?

Mozu:

Go ahead.

Helvetica:

Plasma found in oxycodone.

It’s way higher than the level should be after the amount she took.

Limbo:

Yes.

The doctor that hired me is guilty.

Shu:

I told you that already.

Helvetica:

But you’re still going to defend him, right?

Limbo:

No?

Helvetica:

Did he not come to you needing a defence lawyer?

Limbo:

He did but I never said I’d accept him.

I just gave him some legal advice.

I told him that if he’s  guilty of anything, he should seek a plea bargain immediately.

Shu:

Then why are you going out of your way to investigate?

Limbo: I said, didn’t I?

I decide what justice is.

If I defend that quack doctor, he’ll definitely win his case.

But the problem is he might be able to win even if I don’t.

Villains are good at using the law to their advantage.

He’ll find a way to get out of a guilty verdict.

I can’t give information to the prosecution.

And I can’t lose on purpose.

In other words, I can get him acquitted but I can’t get him a guilty verdict.

Helvetica: What does that mean, exactly?

Limbo:

Hey, Scarecrow.

This was what you wanted too, right?

Mozu:

Scarecrow?

Helvetica:

What has he got to do with this?

Scarecrow:

I heard every word you guys said.

I’ve been listening the whole time.

Mozu:

What do you mean?

Scarecrow:

As soon as you made a deal with me, I tapped all your phones.

It’s fine, don’t worry.

I always protect the secrets of my clients.

I haven’t picked up anything not related to this case.

Anima sorts the files before I hear them.

Mozu:

I have no idea what you’re saying.

Scarecrow:

Huh?

Tapping your phones?

I used your bluetooth l-

Mozu:

Not that.

I mean the whole chain of events.

Limbo:

I asked Scarecrow to find me an investigator.

Shu:

I got the request to investigate from Scarecrow.

Helvetica:

I asked Scarecrow to find me the source of the painkillers.

He told me it was Limbo’s client.

Mozu: 

Scarecrow helped me with the autopsy.

I see.

Limbo wanted me to do the autopsy so the report couldn’t be edited.

It’s possible it would have been, if gangs are involved.

Scarecrow:

Do you understand?

You guys are all dancing in the palm of my hand.

Limbo:

You wanted this doctor to lose from the second I came to you for an investigator.

Scarecrow:

You really are smart.

I’m glad we can reach a concl-

Limbo:

How much are you making?

Give us a cut.

All of us.

Scarecrow:

Huh?

Limbo:

I asked how much you’re making.

The gangs that doctor is involved with are a pretty big deal, aren’t they?

If we can get rid of them one after another, their enemies will be quite happy.

Helvetica:

I see.

Your plan was to destroy the gangs and make a profit from the very beginning.

Shu:

And we were just being used as pawns for that, huh?

Limbo:

If I pass the documents you found, Shu and the information Helvetica gave us to the prosecution, there’ll be a conflict of interest.

But if an anonymous investigator just happens to leave them lying around the office…

The prosecution might even be able to see them by tomorrow.

Mozu:

As long as those are available, it’ll be a clue to the doctors’ guilt, even if they can’t use them as proof.

Limbo:

Just tell me one thing.

Scarecrow:

What is it?

Limbo:

Did you know I wouldn’t accept this case from the start?

Scarecrow:

I gambled.

I had the feeling you wouldn’t.

“I decide what justice is.”

You said that, didn’t you?

Shu:

It doesn’t exactly feel great to be taken for a ride like this.

Whatever.

Just make sure to transfer my cut of the reward.

Helvetica:

I think my job is done here too.

I’ll take my leave.

Mozu:

Can I go back to work?

I have a lot of corpses to get through tonight.

Scarecrow:

Hey, wait, wait.

Shu:

What?

Is there something else?

Scarecrow:

I have a suggestion.

I’d like you all --

Helvetica:

Can you please hurry up?

I’m not a fan of the smell here.

Scarecrow:

Come to my house.

Shu:

Huh?

Helvetica:

What are you talking about?

Scarecrow:

No, I mean--!

I just thought--!

If we put our strength together, we make a good team.

Limbo:

A good team?

What do you mean?

Scarecrow:

We all have different goals but a lot of them overlap.

And Limbo, that catchphrase.

I decide what justice is.

Don’t we all think the same thing?

That’s why we’re all laughing together now.

Am I wrong?

Shu:

Huh?

Laughing?

Scarecrow:

I’m the Boss of the Underworld.

I can bury into any network.

It’s as easy as cake for me to hack the security cameras in that room.

Mozu:

It’s “as easy as pie” or a “piece of cake”.

You’re mixing metaphors.

Scarecrow:

Oh, right.

It’s as easy as pie.

Think about it.

We’ll make a fortune if we work together.

For the world, for the people, for ourselves.

Helvetica:

For the world, for the people?

Shu: For ourselves.

I see.

Scarecrow:

And with that, I bid you adieu.

I’m Scarecrow, Boss of the Underworld.

Remember it well.

I can hear ever-

Helvetica:

Did you turn your phone off?

Shu:

Even if he can hack it, he can’t use it if the battery isn’t in it.

Helvetica:

Ah, it’s my phone this time.

Scarecrow:

Come on!

Let me finish!

Listen up.

I’m the Boss of the Underwor--

Helvetica:

Yes, okay.

Limbo:

I should take my battery out too.

Mozu:

Ah, now it’s my phone.

Scarecrow:

Wait!

Let me finish!

Please!

Limbo:

What? Is it really that important?

Scarecrow:

It’s important!

Listen up.

I’m the Boss of the Underworld. Scare--

                                                                                                                      ✿

Teuta:

I see.

It was Crow who brought you all together.

Limbo:

Well, that’s not exactly wrong.

Teuta:

If I’m being honest, the whole case was a little too difficult for me to understand.

Limbo:

You didn’t understand?

Teuta:

Crow might have been the spark but you all thought in the same way.

Limbo:

Well, yes, that’s true.

But you’re the same, right?

Teuta:

I decide what justice is?

Limbo:

Yes.

Helvetica:

Ah, here you are.

Did you see Scarecrow’s message?

Limbo:

No, not yet.

Did something happen?

Helvetica:

It looks like we have a new job.

He has a job for you too this time, Teuta.

Teuta:

Really?!

Yes!

I’ll do my best!

Hm?

Is this the message?

It’s a video?

Scarecrow:

I apologise for the wait.

This video contains your top secret instructions.

I’m Scarecrow, the Boss of the Underwo-

[marellytalks]

Still in the throes of teenage heartbreak that is Porchay breaking down and it didnt help that there are edits with the Only Love Could Hurt Like This song in the background like what do you get from hurting people like this

Also i do have critical thinking skills that goes yes it is understandable why Kim breaks it off with him, for Chay’s safety, Kim’s true status as a mafia prince, things to investigates and it just wasnt the time yet

Listen. Just because my head understands it does not mean my heart understands it. I saw this somewhere and i wanna put it here because emotions.

What are the ways I envision happening after that? ( i have not watch some episodes in its entirety and i havent touch the novels either)

For Porchay:

1. Complete heartbreak. 7 stages of grief. Until Porsche intervenes. Or Tankhun since he said he was gonna raise Chay. He slowly snaps out of his heartbreak, goes to school. (most likely to happen obvs)

2. Wik records a song on youtube, Chay sees it and recognises that it was directed to him. Its an apology that they cant be together. Cue Chay crying scene as he looks at his phone.

3. Chay never snapped out of it. He carries on for the sake of his brother. Pines for Kim in his free time. Now that Porsche is also the Master, it puts a target on both him and Chay’s head. Of course Kim discovers it and informs Kinn. Chay sees him when he goes to the main house. Runs before Kim could see him. Collapses somewhere and Tankhun’s guard found him. Kim sees him being carried in one of the guard’s arms ( i have so much affection for PolArm, if anything happened to them, i will unalive everybody in the main house and then I unalive myself)

4. Drama aside, Chay continues on with his life, goes to university, have some friends, gets a Joss Way-Ar look alike as an admiring senior. Kim keeps tabs from a distance and see Chay with said senior and gets jealous.

5. Jealous drama aside, Chay continues in with his life, Tankhun takes him under his wing, maybe gets an admirer or two. Ambiguous ending between him and Kim in the last episode

For Kim

1. I want him to turn into Taylor Swift and spill teardrops on his guitar and pines for Chay like I Was Enchanted To Meet You Please Dont Be In Love With Someone Else

2. Continue with his fierce investigations. Confronts Daddy about it. Daddy admits. Another big confrontation with Porsche. Aftermath has a long talk with Khun and Kinn and they ask how long is he going to live like this, how long will he torture Chay , how long can he hide from his true self and so he decides to go find Chay and that is how we do cliche happily ever after .

3. Continues investigations. Gets information that worries him so he goes to keep tabs in Chay at university. Just more pining and brooding because thats how we roll. Chay is nearly kidnapped again and Kim rescues him. Chay sees him and goes into shock and Kim has no choice but to call Porsche. When he comes around, Kim promises to come back until he has sorted things out , also cliched open-ended ambiguous ending

4. As much as I hate time speeding up and then its years later, but what if Chay has moved on and is graduating university , has a cute businessman boyfie of his own and sees Kim out of the blue and again stupid open-ended episode

i believe it will be an open-ending for them, like Ae and Pete at the end of LBC because they are quite popular. It sucks becos I want them to get get together and be best mans at kinnporsche wedding , i want kim to write a song and sing it for Kinn’s wedding

Also jealousy and protective older boyfriend trope is my jam and i indulge in it and i dont apologise for things that make me happy lmao

for real i am looking in disgust at the 3 kimchay wips that I wrote instead of working on other updates

[rinzis]

what your favourite genshin impact character says about you: no holding back edition

i’m finally allowed to post again!!! great joy

aether/lumine: you’re basic as hell sorry . also stop fighting over who the better twin is they’re literally the same person but different genders. you’re pretty fun to be around ig but i feel like you eat food off the floor. 5 second rule not 5 hour rule ok

amber: ok i’ve actually met a bunch of people whose fav is amber and you guys are actually really sweet but pls learn when to stfu you’re so loud . also you guys go feral whenever someone (everyone else in the fandom) says amber sucks like chill bae

kaeya: jesus fucking christ your horny is off the scale. every kaeya stan i’ve ever met cant keep it in their pants. and we know the only reason you like him is bc of his giga bouncer supreme ultra man rack 3000. stop saying you want him to smother you with his tits. get some help.

lisa: YOU GUYS ARE COOL AS HELL!!!!!! as someone who relates to lisa you’re very cool. most chill people to be around and you’re definitely super smart. not lazy but just reserved. 11/10. oh btw do you use her for climbing?

diluc: do you have daddy issues? you guys definitely have a thing for the tsundere archetype and you probably like zhongli too. just admit you want diluc to do the kabedon thing on you and move on. we know what you’re like. also how does it feel being so short? i swear every diluc stan is small as hell

jean: YOU GUYS are so sweet pls whenever i play co op with a jean main it’s just like wow you’re so strong and nice and thanks for healing my entire team wow........ however although you’re so responsible you probably enjoy cancelling people on twitter for fun . sorry

venti: VENTI STANS. I LOVE YOU. is it partially because i myself am a huge venti stan? yeah no. you probably missed out on his first banner and are saving for his rerun..... same......... anyways you guys give off the best vibes n it’s always so fun to be with you. i love you all

razor: i have one question for you guys . did you either like warrior cats or were you a wolf kid?

albedo: you guys are so smart wtf !!!!!!!!! you’re so rational in co op mode too and if you have albedo you probably use him as a sub dps for your teammates bc you’re so good at reading situations........ then again you also have some weird shit going on like cmon it’s milk after cereal you psychopaths

sucrose: you either kin sucrose or are creepy sorry . ok but she’s so underrated like her passive 3........ WOAH.............. you definitely use her in spiral abyss,,, also are you a burnout successful kid who used to kiss teachers’ asses and middle school was a breeze before getting to college/university and realising that professors don’t give a shit anymore? wow who would have guessed

diona: wannabe catgirls assemble! please move on from your warrior cats phase you’re almost as bad as the razor stans but you’re adorable too. you probably want qiqi or klee but don’t have them so you’re settling for diona

barbara: thanks for healing my team in co op barbara stans !!!! you guys are genuinely so nice omg thank you for being so reliable all the time,,, do you highlight your notes so it’s more art than notes? yeah that’s what i thought

mona: ok if no one else is gonna say it i will,,, no one understands shit about your astrology thing going on. i’m a caprisun? great

bennett: YOURE ALL ADORABLE. thanks for helping us out in co op!!!! you definitely advocate for bennett rights and yes pls do,,,, we all love benny deep down!!!! you either don’t have him or have him at like C218372

fischl: jojo stans

just kidding but you all probably act like fischl irl. also did you have an emo phase

klee: ok if your favourite is klee you definitely don’t have her . waiting patiently for klee’s rerun!!!! shes just so adorable and so are you guys,,,,, so fun to be around !!!!! you probably have diluc and hate him

noelle: you guys....... the rarest of the rare. you love trying to convince people that she’s a great healer dps n everything else...... no bae you probably use her because you like geo and claymores like hmm yes i will now hit things hard with my big sword and rock power

ok onto liyue now sweats nervously

childe: you guys are ALL simps. ALL OF YOU. go n touch some grass bro!!!!! you either think he’s super sexy or you bully him and make the ed sheeran jokes (not funny) . you follow griffin burns on tiktok too dont you

zhongli: you either love him for his gentle demeanour or you want him for his fat giga dumptruck 3000. make up your minds!!!!! you guys are so clueless in co op mode but you’re hilarious. you probably have his energy recharge at like 200% so you can use his ult and hear I WILL HAVE ORDER every 4 seconds

xiao: STOP GROWLING AT PEOPLE. every xiao main is so aggressive not joking . yeah the only reason you saved for him is because you want to stare at him all day n listen to him growling . you guys genuinely scare me . no he would not hold ur hand and do cute things with you,,,,,, if given half the chance he’d probably decapitate you

ningguang: alright jeff bezos, hand over the cash. yeah so you’re either rolling in it or want to be her sugar baby. but you guys have such an intimidating aura like playing with ning mains is just .... you always build her so well she’s an absolute tank!!!!!! thanks for scaring the shit out of me but also protecting me

beidou: YOU GUYS. you’re fun to be around but i also feel like you could probably destroy me in 3 seconds flat !!!!!!!! do you hate diluc too? i love playing with you guys because all i hear is TO ASHES every 2 seconds and she’s just cool as hell so yeah i really like beidou stans. i feel like you all have her so congrats

qiqi: you’re so cute,,,,, best healer !!!! you probably love playing qiqi because her skills look so cool and you prefer playing heal/support,, if you don’t have her you just love her bc she’s so tiny . spoiler alert but do you have a thing against xiao for killing her lol

xiangling: you’re so chaotic help,, you definitely pair her with xinyan too because you give off the most uncontrollable vibes,,,,,,, did you level her to use her in the spiral abyss or do you just think polearms are neat and don’t have xiao or zhongli

xinyan: please reread xiangling paragraph but replace polearm with claymore . you like either bring me the horizon or bubblegum pop there’s no in between

chongyun: you’re all the nicest people ever and you’re so chill . you love chongyun with your whole hearts and i adore you !!!!!! the animation of him eating the popsicle melts your hearts (no pun intended) and you just think he’s really cool :( ily all

xingqiu: chongyun vibes but make it kinda unnerved . burnout successful kids 2.0 ,,,,, are you clever too? you also love xingqiu and believe he’s worthy of being a 5 star with his heal and damage reduce !!!!! he’s so helpful wtf and so are you . please stop going on about his legs though it’s highkey weird asf

keqing: COOL PERSON SYNDROME! i main this gal so i love you all . do you get as mad as i do when people say she doesn’t deserve to be a 5 star? yeah . are you a procrastinator and try and take lessons from keqing but are just so lazy? do you use her teleport because you can’t be bothered to climb mountains? yeah that’s what i thought

ganyu: you’re all the nicest people alive and i adore you all . thanks for being so kind in co op mode . every ganyu main i’ve met is so sweet and you’re all so powerful too woah....... you hate the cocogoat jokes too >:( pls mihoyo give her more attention !!!!!

scaramouche: you have rights guys we know you exist. also we know you want him to be playable. we know that you think his hat is neat. we know you love this shawty but please be quiet.

signora: wait you guys exist

hu tao: you prank people for fun like pls stop im so on edge when youre around . plus i feel you laugh at videos of babies falling over n shit,,,,,,, you cant wait for her banner but also please shut the fuck up

dainsleif: please leave me the fuck alone we did 1 (one) quest with him and you’re all obsessed with him . ok second hand dmitri from fire emblem you want a medal for being a fucking simp?

[k3lynn]

mine — katsuki bakugou

yandere! katsuki bakugou x reader

cw: yandere au, 3rd year bakugou, violence, reader got female genitalia, anger, off-“screen” murder, mention of (minor) character death, blood, lucidness, possessiveness, degradation, manipulation, stalking, threats, masturbation, implication of sex, swearing, assault, narcissism, horror, slightly delusional katsuki, panic attack, non con, mention of suicide

- I do not condone any of the behavior here, nor do I try to romanticize it. (definition: make it seem like a good thing) any future/current dark fics are purely for entertainment purposes. Also, I don’t think bakugou would EVER do this- I’m just using some dark traits he used to have and twisting them to fit this situation. Not completely proof read and edited, I am exhausted right now I’m sorry. I say some mean things about some characters but I don’t mean it 💗

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𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝙽𝙷𝙰 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃 // 𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚃𝙾 𝚈𝙰𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

WHY WON’T YOU LOOK AT ME.

Poor little Y/N. You’ve caught the Big Bad Wolf’s attention. Ready to snatch you up and drag you into the deepest parts of the forest where no one will ever find you.

You’ll be all mine, and I’ll be the only thing you’ll ever have to see again.

You’ve been in the same class for 3 years now- and all he had to show for it is an occasional wave, and a shy little “Hi Bakugou” every morning that made his heart leap out of his chest.

Enough for most, but not for him.

In turn, he would tsk. Facing away and setting his head down on the desk- attempting to hide the roaring blush adorning his cheeks and the subtle shuffling in his pants- the way your voice alone could make his balls tighten in need.

Still- you give him merely a glance. He is always around you, but your attention is given to someone else.

Any extra would overlook his grumbling for typical-Katsuki doing his own thing. In reality, he’s holding himself back from snapping and taking you by force.

He wants you to come to him.

You have no reason not to. He’s perfect. Probably the best student to ever enter U.A. High, and on path to become the best pro hero to ever graduate from it.

Coming first in both the Entrance Exams AND the sports festival- a victory he still denies, holding some of the highest grades in class- 3rd only to some geek girl he could easily out-rank in combat and that shitty half n’ half. Even perceptiveness, intellect, and determination that can rival dumb Deku.

He even possesses great skills in cooking and music- Katsuki is a natural-born genius. Anybody who isn’t conscious towards his incredible talents might as well be living under a rock-

Unbeknownst to you, he’s giving you the generous chance to decide when you’ll be his. But his patience wears thinner every day.

It would have only taken a second to turn around in your seat and notice his piercing red eyes glaring at the back of your head.

So why don’t you notice me.

-

He doesn’t understand why it’s you he obsesses about. He can’t even remember when this whole mess started.

He tried denying his feelings. But quickly- they built up and festered inside him, begging to come out. Love, possessiveness, same thing.

Whether it be watching your twist and turn in the obstacle course- then running to the nearest bathroom to furiously grip his cock.

Snatching your chapstick when you’re not looking and rubbing it all around his own lips- imagining that’s what your lips would taste like if you just kissed him-

Restraining you during combat training by wrapping his arms around you- squeezing your breast a little more than necessary. Pinning you to the floor until you admit defeat.

Or even sneaking into your dorm while you’re in the shower to grab a new pair of panties from your dirty laundry, adding it to the stash he keeps hidden under his bed.

Stalking you. Keeping you close at all times without you even knowing it.

Indeed, he knows he’s a sick and twisted human being.

But by now he hardly cares- he’s worked too hard to ever even imagine of changing his perfect target. Nobody is more deserving of you than him.

So if he has to confront, threaten, and beat every single person in this stupid school to monopolize you for himself- he gladly will. Anyone who goes againts that is challenging him.

He scoffs anytime a boy approaches you- it’s well known around school that anyone who attempts to buddy up with you mysteriously ends up in a hospital room with no recollection of what happened. People even started seeing you as a sign of bad luck.

He’s nice enough to allow you some friends though. But only ones who will guarantee you’ll be around him as much as possible.

So you sit with him, Kirishima, racoon eyes, dunce face, and tape boy in lunch. No one else. Right in front of him.

You’re chatting away with Mina, but unusually, something special came up in conversation.

He always stays focused on his lunch- switching between listening in and day dreaming about bending you over the lunch table and grinding on your ass-

Katsuki’s stomach dropped. His eyes widened- what did Mina just say?

There’s a boy in the management department, a quirkless 2nd year nobody smart enough to somehow get into U.A.

And he asked you out on a date after school.

Shit.

No.

No no no no-

No- this isn’t how it’s supposed to-

My throat burns.

When did he- when did you-

You’re going to say no, right?

I cant breathe.

You don’t like anyone- I know this

I know everything about you- I-

My chest hurts-

You’re mine.

And if he thinks I’ll share then I’ll-

“Mina stop being so loud please...” your delicate little voice whispered.

The rest of the table already took notice of what was going on- bombarding you with questions that made you flustered.

“Woah woah- Y/n, what’s your answer?” dunce face peeps out, Bakugou swore he could smack that grin off his face right then and there.

Katsuki turns to look at you again- a chill traveling down his spine once he made eye contact, but your stare quickly fell to the floor.

“I’m not sure yet- probably not.. ha.” You shrugged- a light pink dusting over your cheeks. The others, satisfied, dismiss the topic.

Had it have been anybody else observing, they wouldn’t have thought much of it. But Katsuki knows you like the back of his hand. Successfully deceiving him would be harder than taking down All For One.

You’re lying... aren’t you? In front of him too- All because of this quirkless fucking loser-

Katsuki hates lies.

.

.

.

I’m going to kill him.

-

The walk back to your dorm was disappointing to say the least. But you can’t expect someone to be in the best of moods when they’ve been stood up.

You almost couldn’t believe it either- he had seemed so kind and genuine that you stood there for an extra 2 hours. But that’s your luck with boys-

‘I hope you got a good laugh out of it, jerk.’ You huffed before inserting the key into your rooms lock.

Turning on the lights, you allow your eyes to adjust for a moment before stepping inside and walking to your desk.

“You were waiting for that jackass for so long I almost started thinking you would never come back...”

You let out a startled cry before dropping your keys and whirling around in a flash- recognizing Katsuki’s back as he slowly closes the door.

“Bakugou? Why are you-“

“was he really that special.”

“What do you mean was....“ It’s then you noticed the blood dripping down his arms and hands- your door decorated with the same shade of crimson.

“oh my god.. Bakugou,”

That’s why the poor boy never showed up.

You knew about Katsuki’s “little” crush on you for a while now. His stares weren’t exactly the most subtle after all-

You found his uncertainty adorable, heck, a part of you was waiting for him to confess. But you would have never imagined his infatuation went this far.

“It doesn’t matter anyway. He’ll never love you as much as I do.”

He lifts his head, and your eyes meet his. Bloodshot- as if he’d been crying, but the evident smirk on his face showed nothing but pure malice.

“Not that he’ll ever get the chance to anyways”

He’s too fast, too close to the door, he has all the advantage in this situation. But you have to try. You have to leave this room at this very moment or you may never make it out alive. There’s no reasoning with him.

You clutch your heart. He steps forward, and you instinctively bolt to the door.

A few easy moves and he has you pinned by the neck on the ground, legs bent and used to hold your arms from jerking too much. His free hand is outstretched, creating small explosions that made you automatically stiffen your movement.

“Bakugou please- I won’t ever tell anyone, we can forget about this and I’ll pretend it neve-“

“I don’t need you to be quiet. I’m the boy who rejected a direct offer from the League of Villains, one of the best students in U.A. high- even if you do rat me out, they’ll never believe you...”

His grip on your neck tightened- nails cutting through skin and little droplets of blood start showing up. His hand starts heating up and a panic courses through your veins.

“I’ll kill you before they even begin to suspect me.”

Choked sobs escape your lips from the pain and fear surging through your body- “I- I thought you said you lo-loved me.”

“I do... that’s why you’ll be mine forever.”

He leaned down, low enough for you to feel his warm breath- then used his tongue to sadistically lick off the tears running down your cheek, a salty but satisfying flavor entering his mouth.

“In this life, and the next. It’s up to you when we see the later.”

You nod, hoping he relaxes the pressure on your neck. His face softens, something you swore you would never see in Bakugou. He releases his hold.

“You made me mess up your neck, next time don’t be so mean.”

He tilted your chin up, observing the scratches and bruises littered all around it. As soon as he determines there’s no serious injury, he picks you up to lay you on your bed. Climbing in next to you and wrapping an arm around your hips.

“Couples cuddle like this all the time don’t they.”

You gave him silence, although he didn’t mind. With one glare he had you shuffling to move closer to his chest.

“they also kiss.”

You know that right now, there’s no point in fighting. So you give in to what he wants in hopes that one day, you’ll break free from the hold he secretly had on you for so long. You’ll play along. You’ll survive.

You shudder as his hands reach to cradle your cheek, wiping the blood of the boy all over it. He loved it. It proved he won. He gave a light kiss to your lips before attacking your neck, set on putting a new type of bruise on you.

“You should start calling me Katsuki.”

“Ka- Katsuki.” You barely managed to whimper out.

He caresses your hair, cooing soft whispers into your ear in an attempt to calm your sniffling. An action you would have seen as sweet if it weren’t for the constant threat of death over your shoulder.

Your breath hitches in horror as you feel his warm hands trail down your body, gripping your smooth inner thigh before delicately starting to drag his fingers up.

“You know...

You silently beg for him to stop.

“There’s one more thing couples do.”

-if anyone is interested- should I make a part 2? (Future edit, I’m not satisfied with this, I might end up rewriting in the future)

© 2021 k3lynn, do not modify or repost without permission

[phersphantum]

This is an ussop x male reader

This is my first time writing something like this so please take it easy on me but other then that please enjoy

Background info: - pronouns he/him -no devil fruit powers -you and usopp have been together for a couple months by now -you like to jump off of a lot of shit no matter how high sometimes you do get hurt but since you've been doing it for so long it doesn't faze you and doesn't hurt that much anymore

This will not be going in the same timeline or path as the anime/manga sorry kiddos

(S/t) skin tone (p/c) position on crew (y/n) your name (m/n) male name (h/c) hair color (h/t) hair type

Warnings: lil bit of angst

POV No one (author POV)

Y/n was chillin in the crows nest and then he realized that he never jumped off of it (he made it a point to jump off of everything in and on the sunny). Screaming "here I goooo" y/n jumped off onto the grassy portion of the Thousand Sunny. He tumbled and rolled as he hit the grass, then layed flat on his back. He sighed contently, but his head hurt a little and his was a bit dizzy too. Most of the straw hats (zoro was napping) ran towards the (s/t) boy frantically asking if he was ok. Luffy was the exception who went around screaming "SUGOI!" Even though y/n had been with the crew for sometime now, they couldn't seem to get used to the (h/c) boy jumping off of anything and everything he could. Poor Chopper-he had heart attacks every single time. He was always running after y/n with his little medical gear to make sure the poor boy wasn't on the verge of death.

Usopp POV

I ran up with the rest of the gang worried for my boyfriend. I got irritated with Luffy, because he just kept screaming "SUGOIIII!!! ✨✨✨" I ignored him and tried to get to y/n to see if he was ok but everyone crowded around him. They pushed me out of the circle and talked over me. I was so over it, so I yelled louder then I have ever before, "COULD YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!?! GOD I JUST WANT TO SEE IF MY DUMB BOYFRIEND IS OK!!!" The rest of the gang moved out of the way shocked at my tone. I stomp up to y/n and he smiles and waves and says "Hiiiii babyyyyy" in a kind of loopy voice. "How are you dummy?" I ask. "My head hurts some and I'm kinda dizzy" he replies. I sigh, then start talking softly "ok well bubba let's take you to choppers room and he can fix you up. Then we can spend the rest of the night cuddling. How's that sound?" Y/n tried to get up but I stopped him with my hand, and he says "yessirrrr".

Nobody POV

Usopp then proceeds scoop up y/n and take him to Choppers room, Chopper follows them.

Time skip (brought to you by Sanji's one eyebrow

After Chopper gave y/n a diagnosis Usopp took him back to their shared room. Usopp then layed y/n down in bed and straddled him pouting (it ain't goin that way ya nasties 😤). Y/n looked at Usopp confused, "what's wrong my little sharpshooter?" Usopp blushed but still pouted, "You have a fucking concussion! Why? Cause your dumb ass decided to jump off the crows nest like a fuckin dare devil!" Y/n started to get a little upset, "ITS NOT LIKE I'M FUCKING DEAD! I'M STILL ALIVE AREN'T I?!" Usopp finally let his anger out, "YOU COULD BE DEAD!! YOU'RE NOT LIKE LUFFY OR ZORO OR SANJI!! THOSE GUYS ARE SUPER CRAZY POWERFUL MONSTERS!! THERE'S ONLY ONE OF YOU! WHAT IF ONE TIME IT'S WORSE THEN A CONCUSSION" Y/n felt insulted that Usopp had tried to compare his strength to those three. He screamed, "FUCK YOU I MAY NOT BE AS STRONG, BUT I CAN HELP AND DO THINGS THEY CANT!! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!! DON'T THROW YOUR INSECURITIES ON ME-JUST CAUSE YOU'RE WEAK DOESN'T MEAN I AM!"..."I GET IT... I know, I'm weak. I know that when it comes down to it I can't even protect you... I mean look at you... you're hurt and I can't even help... I can't do anything to make sure you're ok y/n..." Usopp had tears in his eyes. As he turned away to get up y/n grabbed his wrist and pulled him into a hug. "Whatcha talking bout silly? You've saved me so many times with your amazing sniper skills. I'm sorry about the insecurities thing, I lashed out, and that wasn't ok. But remember no matter what, you'll always be my Sogeking" y/n gave a warm smile. Usopp smiled back "I'm sorry for yelling at you. Just don't scare me like that anymore please?" Y/n nodded "got it boss" Usopp kissed y/n's cheek. "Now my lovely first mate, as per the doctors orders-you need to stay in bed." Y/n laughed "nahhh I'm fineeee". Usopp shakes his head, "if you don't I'll tell Nami and Chopper and they'll give you more then a concussion" Y/n sweat dropped "jeez Sogeking is scary sometimes".

This was pretty fun to make ngl it's not edited yet but my editor will be editing soon tho I bet she probably won't be too happy cause I can't spell for shit lmao 😂 so until then I apologize for anyone reading this rn but until next timeeeee byeeee

My editor killed me for how bad this was but here it edited

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anniversary ff!

hi everyone! i missed my yearly milestone by a month because i was too busy with life to make note of it. i joined tumblr end of march/early april 2020 when the lockdowns became real and i was struggling with feeling lonely and isolated. i remember MOTS:7 had come out and i didnt feel like i had anyone to talk to about it and decided to hop back on tumblr to meet people who loved bts.

and here we are, one year later and almost 10k of you later. i’m so lucky and blessed to have gotten to know you all and be able to connect with you all. thank you for reading my fics, for your comments, reblogs, DMs, asks, discord messages, etc. you mean the world to me and i love our community here.

i’d like to shout out the people i love to follow and love to see on my dash, but please rest assured this is by no means an exhaustive list. i’d love to follow as many of you as i can and i’m always following more people who i can connect with.

so, without further ado--

(ps thanks to @hongism​ for this sexy sexy banner)

to my solid groups of friends who i talk to every single day-

the tiger wives- @untaemedqueen @xjoonchildx @ladyartemesia - you three have been the OGs since day one. i don’t think i’d still be on tumblr if i didnt have you three in my life. i certainly wouldn’t have half the fics i’ve posted without your insight, support, hype and superior editing and brainstorming skills. i love our friendship and i hope everyone has friends as lovely and dedicated as you all.

my ratties - @hongism @nomseok @ughseoks - truly i would be lost without our chaos. i love talking to you three every day/every hour/every minute of my life. you all have been by my side through so much and i hope i give you back everything you give to me. i am so so lucky to have fallen into this chaotic little group and i love our weird, sometimes too close, sometimes scary friendship. i love youuuuu :lainey:

to my loml- @kimtaehyunq - my sweet mags. you’ve been such a solid friend for me and i am SO blessed to know you. we have our ups and downs and i love that we can always circle back to the true essence of our friendship. thank you for your love, your advice, your support, the laughter and the jokes we have together. i am so thankful for you and love you 3000.

to my niah- @agustdef i truly dont know where i’d be without you. you mean SO much to me and i know we joke about me simping for you 24/7 but its true. you’re so passionate and strong and cool and i love being your friend. you make me laugh even when i feel like shit and you’re always ready to fight me or fight for me. i truly love our friendship and the way we interact. i love you very very much.

to some new friends and cherished friends- @kithtaehyung @papillonsgf @thejooncrew @cremeandsuga @salvejoon @chimoona @sombreboy @carly-bean-blog @imyourhobiii @jinned @minloop @joonsrack @joontopia @introtae @k-hongjoong @gyukult @staywithmoon @ressjeon @lovetrivia @jimidol @r-m @bangtantaegi @taemaknae @seokjinniekim @trustingofwinds @honeyj00ns @hesperantha @wwilloww @hauntedlilies @missgeniality @ttaechwita @propinqxity @underthejoon @lamourche @blueversailledreams @cutechim @jinterlude @kkulmoon @ttttaehyungie @j-sope @astrojoong @ssnakehandss @pjmsdior @luffles424 @rkivemagic 

 i love you all so very much. im so grateful to know you all and talk to you all on whatever basis we do. i hope i didn’t forget anyone but i love love love so many people and often cant keep track LOL. i love you guys. thank you for being with me here on this blog and for the love you consistently show me. 

thank you for a year of joy in an otherwise dreary year. i love you!

[organic-guacamole]

episode 209 spoilers below

I'm so late today but here it is

I love EJ, he's finally learning to be happy. I'm so proud.

Ms Jenn = every boomer during zoom calls, like jeez yes we can hear you stop shouting at me.

LOVE THE SUBTLE JOKE ABOUT QUARANTINE "these dark times" "you mean spring break?"

ah yes, remember when we thought covid was just gonna give us a longer spring break? good times

SEBLOS

damn the passive aggressiveness from Carlos and the absolutely over it tone from seb✋

CASWELL COUSINS!!!!! THEY'RE THE BEST!!!!

we needed more if this kind of goofiness for the first part of season 2 that only such an iconic duo can provide.

old old movies-

is it even that old, or is Nini being a gen alpha rn-

i choose to imagine EJ being scared of the movie and hiding in Ashlyn's shoulder while she keeps a straight face and then EJ pretending to be tough afterwards

aww redlyn are soulmates.... yknow, if gingers had souls

(please ignore me)

y'all saw how EJ's face *lit up* when Gina logged on? how dare you tell me he doesn't like her

ofc she's no damsel in distress, she's Gina porter, she's amazing.

so do we think she'd be the type to just glare at suspicious people? or bark at them

do they not know that Rini broke up? or is Ms Jenn just wanting Nini to suffer through her heartbreak to make her a better actress....

speaking of, why is Nini in the call? she's not in the show anymore. Unless she is, even after the rose and the song got cut, which would be so unfair to all those that auditioned properly before she even came back but whatever, she's the main character I get it 🙄

big red is a hero honestly, Nini better thank him for changing the subject like that

I can't-

i won't work you over the break-

this woman would 100% work her kids 24/7 if it was legal and idk how to feel about it.

YES GINA USE THAT CHARM

QUEEN

FRENCH QUEEN

SHE LEARNT FROM THE BEST (antoine obvi)

smh the airport lady, eavesdropping on Gina's call.

The way she was so happy to answer EJ's call, "eej"

I love them your honour.

EJ WITH PAINTED NAILS YES PLEASE

great now we need to see Gina, Ashlyn and EJ having a complete spa day and EJ getting really into it and Gina and Ashlyn take pictures of him when he's laying down in a robe with a mask and cucumbers on his eyes.

finally we get to see Gina's side of portwell

the way she considered it as flirting, this is the sign she asked for in episode 6 come onnnnn

no is Asher/jack really doing tiktok dances in an airport-

Ricky is me. I am burrito.

oh Lynne, sweetie, I'm sorry but the blonde hair is not it

is that even the same lady or-

THE BEAN

THE CHICAGO BEAN

THE BIG OLD METAL BEAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY 😭

jetlag is my go to excuse for anything... I haven't travelled in 2 years.

"welcome to the Lynne and Mike gossip show. where we talk about our depressed son that we both neglect in certain ways! And now a word from our sponsor, Nord VPN..."

SO MANY CANDLES

WHAT DEMON IS LYNNE TRYING TO SUMMON IN HIS ROOM-

is Nina becoming social media obsessed EJ from season 1? AND SHE LIED ABOUT HAVING SONGS TOO PLEASE WHY ARW THEY RECYCLING THE SAME PLOT-

Gina smiling at the picture of her family on Instagram makes me so happy, idek why.

EJ's nails are so pretty, we needed to see it more (unless he had it on for the rest of the episode and I just.... didn't notice🧍🏽‍♀️)

oh not the tiktok kid✋

yes ma'am end this strange mans whole tiktok career

sir take a hint and leave

GINA NO DONT SAY YOUR LAST NAME HE COULD BE A HUMAN TRAFFICKER

Ricky, walking in style✨

weird kid, ok then Lynne, can't you see he's this close to the edge?

not all your fault baby Ricky, Nini sucks a bit more

RICKY YOU DIDN'T COME DOWN HARD ON THE SONG-

YOU ASKED WHAT IT WAS ABOUT AND SHE SHUT YOU DOWN-

PLEASE DO NOT BLAME YOURSELF

ok but the deleting comment thing was very bad

still don't know if I like Jack honestly

hmmm so Nini's calling herself Nini instead of Nina in her little egg seat, while trying to write a song without inspiration.... Nini, honey, Ricky was your muse, he inspired you to write all those songs, even if it wasn't good for the relationship.

that doesn't mean you gotta get back with him, or that you can't write a song that not about him butttt it'll take some time

the rainbow sticker in her box and her rainbow shirt-

anyways wbk she's not totally straight

Jack are you a criminal?

quick, Gina, check his ankle for a tracker

THE YES AND PRACTICE STRIKES AGAIN

the way Gina wasn't into it in episode 6 but she's used the technique twice now

stole her grandma's Pomeranian-

Jack where the hell did you pull that out from-

the fake crying killed me, that looks like so much fun though

anyone wanna raid a first class lounge with me?

wait so is jack not gonna go in with her?

wouldn't he go in too? help look for the credit card? SO CONFUSED

the first class lounge guy was so into the drama though, watch his face when they start arguing 😭

sorry to break this to you Kourtney, but you haven't even blocked the second act yet soooo...

take that as you will

I love how all of them are totally dissing the dance off

that's the most realistic part of this show tbh

shouldn't Nini have asked how she knew....since the start? why is the fact that her best friend has knowledge of a North high secret now dawning on her...

Howie is sweet honestly, at least he's trying to help. but I stand with Kourtney, don't take him back just because he sang an amazing song, and is giving you a heads up on what's gonna happen...

KOURTNEY IS ME TRYING TO LEAVE AN ONLINE CLASS

I hate school

ooo Nini's writing a song about bad internet connection 🤩🤩🤩

I never lie, except when I do-

son that is the creepiest thing you could say to a stranger that you've been "helping"

2 truths and a lie👀

he's an Ariana fan 100%

called it.

OLDER BROTHER-

WHAT-

free spirit? damn so brother porter was in that horse movie

so has she been kissed or not?????????

I feel like she's moved more than 15 times though so possibly

but then if she's moved so much, and before east high she never opened up to anyone, she's never been kissed then?? damn

same though Gina so let's be besties please

heartbreak president is a great song title idea, give Nini a call rn

but wait

is the no strings attached feeling thing about her telling Ricky she liked him? she thought she was moving away so she thought it'd be no strings attached???

guys I think I figured it out insert the "I've connected two dots" meme

THE DUKE SWEATSHIRT

IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND'S

OMG I LOVE I LOVE

NOT THAT I KNOW OF???

ma'am did you just kill me

yes you did

Lynne and Ricky have such a weird relationship

YES IT DID SUCK

TODD SUCKS

LYNNE SUCKS

yeah I get that you wanted Ricky to like Todd BUT THAT WASN'T THE TIME

right so we already know that Ricky was so desperate to keep Nini cuz he didn't want to be like his parents, and now Lynne's talking about this-

Richard needs a long hug

yes Lynne, it is your fault. thank you for finally admitting it.

YES DYE YOUR HAIR

BLOND HIGHLIGHTS RICKY WILL RISE AGAIN

"sometimes the best, last thing you can do for someone you love, is let them go."

gotta admit I teared up at that point

not me thinking big red was calling ms Jenn cupcake for a hot second-

Carlos please omg, you're at the "beach" and they're leaving for the pool?

also, why not just do the call from the hotel room please omg

"don't ask me"

"Carlos"

OMG WHAT HAPPENED

big red wants the tea

O M G

SEB IS JEALOUS

JEALOUS SEBBY IS MY FAVOURITE THING IDC

I'm surprised ms Jenn knew how to give Nini permission to screenshare tbh

So lily's been stalking the East high kids and spending time editing this video while she's supposedly in an immersion trip.... right

EJ and Ashlyn's picture is so chaotic, what even is happening there

"slacking off" bestie its spring break, obviously they're confident enough that they'll get it done in time so why not focus on your own musical.

jealous seb = sassy seb

please what if those guys Carlos is posing with are his cousins or something and that's why he's so confused about Seb

6 YEAR OLD EJ I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM

Nini saying she's obsessed with her ex, that's not weird at all 👍

I can just tell Matt had a blast harassing Julia with those puppets.

Jack please dont be like that, "yet"

chances are you'll never see eachother again 🥰

(honestly sometimes I really miss those friends I made on trips and stuff when we'd spend the day or week together, only to never see them again....those were the good days though)

Ashlyn and Nini should write more songs..... something better than this one at least

Nini: "im good"

cue the Tia Mowry (please I can't spell) crying gif

oh I forgot Ricky was in the show for a hot second

1. where did Gina get to film this without people being around

2. did she just... randomly change her clothes???

ok but the transition between Carlos and EJ

*chefs kiss*

now everyone shut up, EJ's singing

oh i think I'm pregnant

HIS MUSCLES

YES KOURTNEY

I love how big red and Kourtney went from being "the best friends™" to the couple in season 1, to kinda close themselves and having their own plots

sebby makes me so happy

props to biggies editing skills honestly

PORTWELL BEING SIDE TO SIDE I CANT

AND SEBLOS OMG

big red lives for the drama

"wow" so true Ricky

no he is not cute, stop it

"holding" ok that's kinda cute

yeah EJ's a lucky guy😌

jokes aside, it's not that hard to exchange numbers-

keep in touch if you want

ok I really like Jack now

if he comes back in season 3, maybe have him be LGBTQ+ ?

like the only out characters they have rn are Seb and Carlos and they're like the sterotypes, yk?

I'd love to see jack kinda break the mold

Ricky's breaking my heart

that song just hurts

the only thing

now I don't hate Lynne????????

HOW DARE THEY WRITE IN A PROPER REDEMPTION ARC FOR HER

UGH IM SUPPOSED TO HATE HER FOREVER

I mean I don't live her now but she's good

but honestly

"mom can I show you something"

IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

THE PICTURE AND EVERYTHING OMG

I'm sobbing please help

Gina saying she's just waiting for the right guy and then EJ coming to the airport to pick her up late at night without her asking, offering to bring her back in the morning so she won't have to Uber, bringing her a granola bar (WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE FORGOT TO PACK) and without expecting anything in return???

ms ma'am you've got a keeper right there

her smile at the end was so heartwarming I really can't.

this episode was great.

it felt really short but I liked it, great character development for Ricky, Lynne and Gina.

Cant wait for next episode to see more of EJ being the ideal boyfriend /hj