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The L Word: Lookbook ↳ 1.13, Locked Up
#the l word#jennifer schecter#mia kirshner#bette porter#jennifer beals#leisha hailey#kate moennig#shane mccutcheon#alice pieszecki#tina kennard#laurel holloman#marina ferrer#karina lombard#kit porter#pam grier#kelly lynch#ivan aycock#Candace Jewell#Ion Overman#OK IS THAT ALL THE FUCKING NAMES#2 really nice outfits in this are jennys one at the aquarium with the cross hairpins and#the secondone is one alice wore at the bar but there was not a good shot long enough of it so possible alice solo post coming up#also jennys really cute date outfit#i kind of like the prison garb for how funny it is and also that is probably one of my favourite scenes in the show just ugh everything#also i really like kit and tinas all blakc work outfit situations except tina is wearing a skirt for some reason in it like a pencil skirt#which is just not that nice (bette powersuit is not giffed but did exist) but kits ruffled long skirt i love it#also these are downloaded in shaky quality which is why the ivan firsy gif looks so bad but i did want itin there#one of the very few instances of actual play with gender in the show LOL and the scene u see some butches and such#count your blessings...#tlwlb
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that scene from the l-word 1x12 where bette and candace are in a jail cell together and bette’s leaning up against the wall with her hand down her pants???? candace asks her, “what are you doing to me?” from across the room and bette says, “I’m fucking you.” like????? talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular, I’ve literally never forgotten it and it’s been 18 fucking years
#the l-word#l-word#bette porter#candace jewell#this is such a blast from the past but I was serious that it never left my mind#jennifer beals
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GAME THEORY: the Johnsons are an Evil Family
during my rewatch of pnf, i have recently concocted the headcanon that the johnson family has a legacy of evil. you know, not like Evil-evil, but the dwampyverse brand of evil that exists more as a career path than a morality system. here's my reasoning for each member
suzy - self-explanatory. she's an evil prodigy and will have a lucrative career climbing up the lovemuffin corporate ladder when she gets older. she's even getting in some good nemesis experience with candace
hildegard - has an affinity for cheating in roller derby. has the personality for it. i also think she 100% views betty jo as her nemesis but betty jo doesn't know what that is.
hawkeye - okay her name is literally hawkeye which is a perfect evil name. she's also very proficient with munitions.
jack - besides jeremy, he seems the most unassuming, but maybe his job at the space lab grants him access to tech he couldn't otherwise use...
annabelle - when doof's (evil) building was being foreclosed, she showed a LOT of interest in it (new evil hq). she also loved the gargoyles (evil decor). AND she had a job in an anvil-hanging factory. who hangs anvils besides like bugs bunny or some shit? cartoon villains. extremely evil-coded activity
nicolette - yeah her stories about swimming with piranhas and other such activities are from a video game. but i think it would be really funny if that was just her cover story. she's actually doing all that shit and telling people its from tomb raider or something and shes stealing jewels as a hobby
jeremy - he's actually the black sheep of the family. he doesn't have an evil bone in his body. his mom and dad tried to get him interested in laser guns, scheming, and spike pits when he was little and it never stuck. but even though he'll never work in the family business, they love him anyway.
is this theory 100% serious? not really...OR IS IT. do i like it and think it's fun? YES!!!
#pnf#phineas and ferb#pnf meta#jeremy johnson#suzy johnson#hawkeye johnson#jack johnson#hildegard johnson#annabelle johnson
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various genshin valentine's headcanons ♡
⚠: mentions of a shotgun in mikas, lazy writing
a/n: I almost threw up and passed out in the process of writing this :3
albedo - ♡ • he draws you! he isn't experienced in gift giving or dates so he just goes with something he's familiar with • Klee stops by to give you two a drawing of all three of you holding hands and he hangs it up by his workplace smiling like the proud brother he is
alhaitham - ♡ • he gets you books he likes and commented on himself (DORK! NERD! LOSER! affectionate) every other page is a little note from him consisting of the meaning of this is actually... to this idiot reminds me of Kaveh, don't you agree? •he also takes you to a nice restaurant in sumeru and pays • like halfway through the date he forgot flowers and called up kaveh to buy them! he does not! and alhaitham makes him pay!
amber - ♡ • she got you your very own plushie! it matches with baron bunny and doesn't explode! • she takes you on a nice picnic where you two match outfits and feed eachother cake • she immediately gets home and writes to collei about everything while kicking her feet and twirling her hair
arataki Itto - ♡ • oh my god he gets you the largest bouquet of flowers ever like four members of the Arataki gang have to hold then Shinobu is deadpanning in the corner • with granny onis advice he also takes you on a picnic! unlike Amber's peaceful one yours is not! he makes the Arataki gang play instruments while Shinobu is dressed in a suit and is severing you two food
barbara - ♡ • she gets you two matching outfits! hers is baby blue and yours is light orange so it compliments eachother • she definitely sings you a love song behind the cathedral and you two giggle and dance and hold hands man I love barbara
beidou - ♡ • she gets you.... drunk! yep she's hosting a valentine's day party on the crux with plenty of drinks • after the wild party when you two are stumbling back to her room theyres some nice flowers laid out on the bed • she tries to woo you but passes out on you... I mean she tried!
bennett - ♡ • he got you some flowers but they withered away then he made you some sweets and accidentally mixed the salt and sugar! • he's very bummed for how everything turned out, he wanted this day too be accident free! • it's ok to make up for it you two walk around the town holding hands while you pray that the boxes that some people are carrying aren't gonna crush you and Bennett
candace - ♡ • she gets you a nice jeweled necklace! she carefully puts it on you and kisses your cheek • since the desert isn't the ideal place she keeps you inside we're you too spend quality time together • right before you go to bed she kisses you all over telling you how much she loves you
chongyun - ♡ • writing for characters I dont really know anything about is stressful sweats profusely • he probably gets you the standard flowers however for the date he takes you ghost hunting • by the end of day he's disappointed that he can't find any ghosts so you say that maybe they didn't want to ruin your date and now he's planning to go ghost hunting on a different day what have you done!
collei - ♡ • she gets you one of those valentine's cards you'd get for every kid in your elementary school class • it took her like 20 tries to perfect the card and when she did she threw it at you and ran • when she came home cyno and tighnari were sitting at a table with all the failed attempts of cards on said table. scariest thing collei has ever experienced
cyno - ♡ • he gets you a joke book to use on him. yes he fully expects you to pull out the book and start saying jokes like he does • he does get you flowers and brings you to a nice restaurant using his mass amounts of maha-mora (winks I'm so funny right winks again plz) • he told so many jokes that night you're just about done with his dorky mouth
diluc - ♡ • he gets you some nice jewelry this man is rich rich • he of course makes a candlelit dinner and sets up a table in the dawn winery fields • the maids fan over you both and start spreading rumors that you're gonna get married
diona (platonic) - ♡ • makes you your favorite non alcoholic drink. she'll MAYBE make you an alcoholic one but she'll spit in it • drags you to wind rise and forces you to make her a picnic. she'll violently rip flowers out of the ground and give them to you :3
eula - ♡ • she gets you the classic flowers and like necklace combo. the necklace is blue to remind you of her • she also took you to a restaurant and someone ruined your date by crashing into your table. she swore vengeance on the entire holiday of valentine's day
faruzan - ♡ • tbh I dont know shit about her • she makes you get her gifts and flowers. she also makes you pay for everything because she is a poor unfortunate lady boohoo • she wears one of those hot dresses so it's worth it
fischl - ♡ • forces diluc to decorate the patio of the dawn winery in purple fairy lights and asks his maids to cook something for you two • dilucs like erm ok I guess he's so lost and taken aback. also she got Oz to make hearts in the sky for you :3 • fischl gets you matching bracelets she made herself please wear it everyday or she will sob
ganyu - ♡ • she gets you flowers right as she sees you because she will accidentally eat them • gets Ningguang to let her use a nice part of the jade chamber for a nice date • at the end of the day you make her nap because SHE NEEDS IT! so hardworking! so smart! what a girl!
gorou - ♡ • he is so nervous the entire day... he tries to swoon you but embarrasses himself badly • he gets you a sentimental gift like a painting of your first date area or something! • you made him dog treats as a joke. he devoured them. what a day!
hu tao - ♡ • you woke up and she SMOTHERED you in kisses and hugs, if you didn't know any better you'd think she wanted you to be her next client • she planned the entire day and it's very sweet and cute. she takes you shopping then walks around liyue hand in hand with you. she kisses your hand at the end of the day saying that she'll stick with you through life and death
jean - ♡ • another hardworker that takes off the day for you! she prepares a nice candlelit dinner like half the cast 😊 • she gets you a necklace and while she puts it around you she swears to be your knight forever then kisses your neck
kaedehara kazuha - ♡ • in the morning he wakes you up with the sweetest of kisses then reads you some poems • beidou insists on having him bring you along to the crux annual valentine's day party but he says he just wants to spend time with you • he has you lay on his lap while the sun sets while he strokes his hair and declares his love for you (kazuha HIT MY LINE)
kaeya - ♡ • gets you an expensive wine he bought off of diluc, it's in your favorite flavor and everything • he takes you to starsnatch cliff and tells you stories he's heard about the stars, most of them are from the long forgotten parts of his childhood • kaeya actually didn't buy the wine bottle he got venti to steal it so your lucky if diluc doesn't doesn't marching towards you looking angry!
kamisato ayaka - ♡ • she gets you a matching fan! she thinks it both brings out your beauty and cools you off during hotter days • she then takes you shopping around inazuma, everything is on her! • when your both almost ready for bed she'll insists on doing a small waltz with you in your bedroom
kamisato ayato - ♡ • he takes the whole day off surprisingly • normally he doesn't spend alot of time with you because he's very busy but today all his attention is on you • overall you two just chat about everything ranging from politics to what crime did itto commit this week over some nice thoma cooked food
keqing - ♡ • another hardworking women we love to see it • keqing is very classy and also rents out a small spot on the jade chamber for you both • she gets you a bracelet and a Rex lapis Keychain. she does not look you in the eye when your excited about it
klee (platonic)- ♡ • when she was in confinement jean made her make valentine's for all her friends in mondstat! she put her heart into all of them, yours especially • she hands you the card in which she drew you two playing with bombs along with a heart shaped lollipop • she also did the cute little leg hug thing and said happy valentine's day best sibling ever (I LOVE LITTLE KIDS THEYRE SO ADORABLE!!!)
kujou sara - ♡ • she gets you some hand picked flowers! • since crime never stops she unfortunately has to leave for the day, but she sends you off with a kiss • when she gets home you run her a nice bath and massage her tense shoulders
kuki shinobu - ♡ • the worst idea of her entire life was telling itto about her date • he insisted in helping her by adding a special arataki touch to the day • by arataki touch he means the arataki gang scaring off everyone at the restaurant and playing horrible music • she apologized so much at home but you just kissed her and said the best part of the day was her !! (itto thought he did so good and starting advertising a entertainment service....)
layla - ♡ • when you went to sleep the night before she was still working so you didn't know what she was doing while you slept • she promised herself not to work and take a break for once! she just wanted to snuggle you • before she went to bed she put some fresh flowers in a vase next to your bed with a note
lisa - ♡ • she set up a little table in the library with some fresh flowers and a basket of fruit and sweets • her gift to you was some of her favorite books which she reads to you! • she's a bit lazy so she rather do some of her favorite activities than deal with the hussle and bussle of mondstat couples
mona - ♡ • she takes you stargazing for sure! she tells you about every star you point out • seeing you so interested in the stars so much she gets you a telescope! • as you look at planets in the sky and gasp them, she only smiles softly at you knowing the money she spent was worth it
nahida (platonic) - ♡ • she's so hyped because one of her first real valentine's day! with her bestfriend! • she hand picks some flowers for you then knocks at your door • it's early in the morning but when this sweet child is at your door with some flowers and the brightest smile ever you can't really complain
nilou - ♡ • she dedicates a whole dance to you! it's a lengthy dance and she's elegant with the whole process • afterward she tells you how much you mean to her then extends her hand because her gift to you is the art of dance! • she holds you tight as you two dance the night away
ningguang - ♡ • gets you the most elegant clothes pieces ever, like your even afraid of wearing them incase a stitch snaps • surprisingly she's humble with her date spot, preferring a nice field instead of a five star restaurant • she picks a beautiful glaze lily for you and puts it behind your ear
noelle - ♡ • she makes you a whole meal • at first the meal was only for you but you insisted that she take a break and eat with you. she took the offer and got to know you better
qiqi (platonic)- ♡ • she probably forgot all about valentine's day so baizhu had to remind her • she probably just made you a quick card and picked some silk flowers for you • she also took you to her favorite napping spot for a nice nap !! you deserve it and don't worry qiqi will be your litte guardian
raiden shogun - ♡ • miss ei has experienced alot of valentine's days but actually never had a date for herself • miko would sometimes get her some flowers as a thanks for being my friend but other than that her knowledge is limited • so she gets you a nice bouquet and takes you on a walk around inazuma • she shares stories of the land while you two walk into dusk
razor - ♡ • another person who probably doesn't know what valentine's day is • bennett and fischl told him all about it and he was intrigued • he picks you some fruit and some lamp grass • he spends the whole day with you!
rosaria - ♡ • she probably just takes you to angels share and let's you get whatever you want, it's on her • on the walk she'll put a stray flower that fell out of someone's bouquet into your hair while giving you a kiss on the cheek, a silent vow to protect you forever
sangonomiya kokomi - ♡ • she sets up a seaside table with some delicious looking food she made herself • headcanon but autistic Kokomi and her special intrests are war strategies and sealife • she'll take you on a walk and excitedly point at all the small creatures, spitting facts about them left and right
sayu (platonic)- ♡ • she doesn't really care for lovely dovey stuff and probably gets annoyed at all the pinks and reds around inazuma • however she does get you a small plush and some flowers she picked, afterwards though she immediately goes to sleep
shenhe - ♡ • ever since you became her s/o cloud retainer has been going on and on about couple stuff • a topic that came up was valentine's day, so cloud retainer suggested doing some of her favorite activities together • however most of shenhes favorite activities are either training or meditation so if your fine with that then good for you!
shikanoin heizou - ♡ • when you wake up he's missing and the only thing left behind is a note and a map with some things circled • you followed the map and soon found out every circled point had some gift for you awaiting patiently • eventually when you reach the end heizou is waiting for you with a nice dinner
sucrose - ♡ • she makes you some sort of artifical flower with albedos help! • she also makes you help her on her lab and when you pour a certain chemical in it makes a heart • that's the boldest you'll ever see her
tartaglia - ♡ • childe always used to buy a big stuff animal and flowers for his siblings for valentine's day, but now he has you to spoil! • you wake up and turn to silence your alarm clock and there's like a huge vase full of flowers • you find alot of gifts scattered around the house, all signed with a love, ajax ♡
thoma - ♡ • he's so excited!! he's such a dork for cheesy days like valentine's day! • he's stuck between just being himself or being romantic, in the end he chooses being himself • being himself means a nice walk stopping to feed all the stray animals and a nice warm home-cooked dinner later in the day
tighnari - ♡ • deep in my bones I feel like he just doesn't care about valentine's day at all • he'll pick you some special flowers he's been growing himself for months just for today but like he doesn't careee • he'll be nicer to you when he gives you your gift of a jar of herbs that can help cure alot of things... but he says he doesn't caree... suree....
venti (platonic) - ♡ • you never really cared for valentine's day nor did your mischievous little friend so you both decided to cause chaos • chaos as in stealing some wine from diluc and fake argue out loud to ruin couples dates • at the end of the day he takes you to windrise were he makes a toast to your long lasting friendship
wanderer - ♡ • valentine's day?? love?? affection?? EWWW thumbs DOWN!! • ^ he proceeded to say but you don't fail to notice that he's a bit more affectionate today hmm.... • he doesn't get you alot because he has to keep up his eww valentine's day persona however if you pass something you like he might buy it.... just maybe...
xiangling - ♡ • she makes you food duhh! she knows exactly what you likes so she incorporates your favorite flavors into new recipes • she makes guoba wear a little suit while severing you two the meals she made • she spoon feeds you and gets super excited when you like her cooking!!
xiao - ♡ • another eww valentine's day guy but alot mode toned down.. • he just... doesn't care at all. but for you he'll try • he makes you a plate of almond tofu along with a small bunch of flowers, he's so embarrassed he kinda just teleports away
xingqiu - ♡ • he plans an adventure for the both of you! he'll lead you through monsters and almost dangerous path, but do not fret he is here to protect his leige from all harm! • the real date area is a old swinging bench he found awhile back! it's not the most scenic but it's the thought that counts • he brings a book you both enjoy so he can read for you (aww how cute now come home c6 Xingqiu.)
xinyan - ♡ • probably gets xiangling to make you guys your favorite food! you two eat and happily chat away • afterwards she takes you to the shore were she plays a softer love song on her guitar
yae miko - ♡ • she's extra flirty today. normally she's sly and makes you flustered but today she gets real bold • she takes you to a nice restaurant and gives you your gift, which is a novel she likes • before you two part ways she gives you a big kiss
yanfei - ♡ • because I'm tired she probably just takes you on a nice outing, occasionally telling you about intresting court cases she had recently • madame ping saw you two holding hands and immediately went elderly grandma mode and asked thousands of questions
yaoyao (platonic) - ♡ • like faruzan I don't know much about her • probably made little valentine's day cards for her favorite people in liyue with includes you! • she also got you a hearted shaped lollipop
yelan - ♡ • like Sara she also is busy because sadly crime doesn't stop for valentine's day • however she does send flowers and chocolates to your workplace along with a note saying she'll meet her later
yoimiya - ♡ • fireworks? fireworks!!! • she makes a ton of heart-shaped fireworks for you and all the other couples but mostly you • she excitedly points up at the sky when they finally go off, her eyes scanning your face to look for satisfaction
yun jin - ♡ • I also don't know much about her • she probably preforms an opera about love to the people of liyue and during the parts were she sings about couples kissing and giving gifts she always winks at you in the crowd
zhongli - ♡ • this old soul probably does the classic candlelit dinner and some sort of jewelry gift • he's been alive for so long so this valentine's day means alot for him • after all, he's chosen you hundreds of times
dainsleif - ♡ • he also doesn't care for valentine's day alot, after all he's been alone for so long • on the actual day he takes you to an open field where the breeze is just right and the sky is clear • here he points out constellations he recognizes and tells you stories about them that should be long forgotten to time
kaveh - ♡ • one word: dramatic • probably steals alhaithams credit card and buys you the most beautiful flowers and the most elegant clothing ! • he takes you to an expensive restaurant were as you two eat he tells you all the latest gossip along with how much he loves you
mika - ♡ • he gives you a free assassination ticket with the biggest grin on his face • you're like what and he pulls out a shotgun still smiling • plz point to someone you hate and run • fandom mika is so funny never change him
#genshin impact#genshin x you#genshin x reader#genshin x y/n#genshin impact x reader#genshin impact fluff#genshin impact x you#amber x reader#al haitham x reader#albedo x reader#hu tao x reader#keqing x reader#ningguang x reader#beidou x reader#kazuha x reader#heizou x reader#zhongli x reader#ayaka x reader#ayato x reader#childe x reader#kaveh x reader#dainsleif x reader#yoimiya x reader#yun jin x reader#yelan x reader#yanfei x reader#xiao x reader#itto x reader#kaeya x reader#diluc x reader
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Birthday
How the different nations of Teyvat celebrate your birthday
My birthday is today so it's fresh on my mind, so you get headcanons.
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Every nation has a festival in your name on this special day, but how does each festival differ.
• Mondstadt
The nation of wind and freedom and also wine, you would think this would lead to mass celebratory drinking, while this is true for some, the more upstanding citizens set aside their glasses, even the drunkard god himself, he does have his own role to play in this festival after all.
The city is decorated with windwheel asters and the shops carry wreaths made from the flower as you expressed amazement when first seeing the specimen.
Across the day dandelion seeds are gathered by visitors and locals alike and when the stars start to shine in the night sky a strong gust of wind summoned by Barbatos himself comes to help them soar, and due to the elemental energy flowing through them, it's as if the sky gained new stars that night.
• Liyue
The nation of stone and commerce, much like the Lantern Rite signifying the new year, lanterns are released into the night sky, these lanterns however are filled with notes containing prayers, thanks, and many simply wishing you a happy birthday.
Many of the city's shopkeepers offer a portion of their earnings to you, jewelers on the other hand offer their finest gems, only the best will do for their creator after all.
In years past a dragon could be seen resting at the peak of Jueyun Karst on this special day, these days however the only notable difference is the occasional absence of one of the funeral parlor's employees, but that's probably just a coincidence.
Unfortunately, Xiao cannot celebrate today, at least not to the extent that the others can. While hilichurls, treasure hoarders, and even the Abyss Order dare not disturb the peace this day, nothing can stop the rogue programming of the ruin guards. However seeing how diligently you work through your vessels even during festivities, he holds a sense of pride knowing you'd be doing the same if you were here.
• Inazuma
The nation of lightning and eternity, during the vision hunt decree, today was celebrated secretly, not because the Shogun had a law against, no, she was actually saddened by how quiet the day was, but it was because every vision bearer she hadn't caught thought she'd use the festival to round them up. Now that the hunt is over however, the streets of Inazuma are busting more than ever.
Inazuma is definitely the most diverse in its celebration, with warriors wishing to honor you by displaying their skills, artists hoping to show you the beauty of their craft, and a grand fireworks show courtesy of Naganohara Fireworks.
The shrine maidens of both Narukami and Watatsumi are very busy this time of year, accepting a multitude of offerings and words of appreciation for the creator.
The Arataki gang hosts a multitude of attractions for the festival, poor Shinobu was left with the paper work and the gang gets a good earful the next day, but she decides, so long as they're not causing problems, the lectures can wait until tomorrow.
• Sumeru
The nation of dendro, knowledge, and wisdom. In the past the Akademyia sages would over see this momentous occasion, now that role goes to lesser lord Kusanali.
The city holds a showcase of each of the Akademyia's darshans, this showcase is filled with incredible flora and fauna, all harmless of course, mechanical marvels, and elemental beauty.
Aaru village may be small but they go all out for you, due to how small it is there is nothing truly of note, but due to the peace mentioned in Liyue's section, even the ever diligent Candace can enjoy a day of leisure and laughter, much to Dehya's delight.
• Abyss
Not much is known about the abyss but one thing is clear, like the rest of Teyvat, they have a strong sense of devotion, so this is the one day of the year they retreat back to their domain and the nations are left in peace, as for what they do on this day, that is yet another mystery.
• Misc.
While treasure hoarders are known for, well hoarding treasure, on this day they leave the innocent in peace and even turn in some of their stolen goods, not directly of course out of fear of being imprisoned, but they leave them near city gates.
The numerous hilichurl tribes hold feasts as they dance around their bonfires, to the untrained eye this seems like normal behavior, however one may notice the particular dance they do is distinctly different.
The bards and poets of the land may not have much to offer in material goods, but they hope you are satisfied with their songs and rhymes.
The Adventurer's Guild does their utmost in every city to see that each celebration goes of without a hitch, it may not be much, but it's all they can do without treating it like any other day.
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Time for another Owner vs Company post.
This time it's gonna be everyone I have forgotten so far? And some new dolls.
Nerissa (Minifee Mirwen) and ?? (Minifee Sirin)
Samantha (Minifee Marcia (modded) on Xagadoll body) and Rachel (Minifee Celine)
?? (Luts HDF Hansel) and ?? (Harucasting Adori (dyed))
Matsuda Jinpei (Luts MDF Xylon) and Hagiwara Kenji (Luts MDF Bliss (modded))
Olivia (Unoa Sist (dyed)) and Candace (?) (Unoa An decadent on DFH body)
Irma (Chibi Unoa Lilin) and Annika (Littlefee Reni)
Lola (Moonlight Jewel Nova)
And now some you've already seen with alternative heads or looks or names...
Robin (Minifee Ingrid B) and Lana (Minifee Rheia (dyed) on Myou body) and Poppy (Little Monica Tommy)
Some of these don't have names yet because they're still new and I haven't made up my mind, others are just very, very hard to name and not very "communicative", so to say... they might get a new look in order to bond, or they will have to go sooner or later.
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I am so done with mainstream media. All I read about is how Diana Taurasi did not deserve her USABWNT Olympic roster spot; I read shit like... "Dianosaur Taurasi", that her age is already a big huge problem; that she never contributed to anything in this league because you know, there comes a player whose cult fanbase is ridiculously obsessed and that particular fanbase denies everything that has been happening in the WNBA ever since it was founded. To the cult fanbase, it doesn't matter who Lisa Leslie, Tina Thompson, Sheryl Swoopes, Tamika Catchings, Maya Moore, Sue Bird, Sylvia Fowles, Candace Parker and so many others are, it just doesn't matter, because yeah, WNBA was ''non-existent'' until 2024, you know?!?? (ridiculous shit!)
Also, all the articles and journalists are ever eager to know is... when is DT retiring. I am sick of this narrative. Indeed, it's starting to be unbearable. It's not just "a bit disrespectful" to her and her basketball career, it's disrespectful to everything that has happened in the WNBA so far. You guys had 20 years to write about the sport and make it more popular. And what did you do? Nothing. Just plain ignored these women and athletes and never cared about the WNBA.
I just stopped reading this shit. Really, is that the only question you have? And what about other teams and players as well? For example, asking Jewell Loyd how she feels about Fever's 22 and her growing in the past couple of games? SERIOUSLY??????????
Well, I can now admit that I truly lost interest in watching most of the teams this season, thanks to mainstream media. It's a waste of energy to read the hate comments about every single player except the one the cult fanbase worships like a God.
Mainstream media deserves nothing. The players should boycott mainstream media and not give interviews at all. (even tho it's not possible).
I have no respect at all to any of these people.
Here's my reaction to all this rudeness, disrespect, stupidity, ignorance that the mainstream media puts everytwhere, on and off the internet:
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Like jewells mom. Even though her mom is messy asf, that’s just a mom, not a manager. With flau her mom being her manager messes with some boundaries bc it’s probably a lot harder to correct your mother than it is your manager. Just puts her in an awkward position.
And I also think she stays, like Candace Parker is the only name that comes to my head in regards to leaving after your junior year. And she’s generational.
it definitely messes with some boundaries, but I don’t care that whole family is messy so I don’t think it’s any helping them.
I too think she stays. There’s no reason for her to enter after this season
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I think Fboy is going for that Wade/Gabby thing. He (Wade) was separated when they first got together but the circumstances were a lot different. Not to mention, Jewel is an active parent and a good mom. It’ll never work. The media and the blogs will never be on their side. Idc how he tries to spin it. Lmfao.
Something else I just thought about. Remember his “send the kids with the better financial stable parent” thing? How would that work when the better financial stable parent is clearly not emotionally stable and running around playing golf in different cities on different days? I guess he just said that bc at the time he was mad at his wife, sorry I mean the wife he’s separated from. Gtfoh. This guy is a joke. Run, Candace, run!! 😔😔
They’ll never pull off the D. Wade/Gabby thing because one, D. Wade is a loving and PRESENT father and a charismatic and beloved player who consistently was good at what he did without a bunch of unnecessary BS on the court. And two, Gabby may not be A-list but she is up there so while a little scandal had people side-eyeing her in the past it wasn’t enough to have people turning against her. Plus she’s got a good personality, she’s funny and most importantly of all she’s got a good PR team.
Fuckboy could shoot but he’s a joke in the NBA and his ‘rebrand’ as a golf player/family man/smart college student is going over like a lead ballon. And Candice is a D-list actress who had the potential to be more but she decided to stop doing the work because being arm candy for an unemployed b-ball player with four kids who probably don’t even like her is more important. So, yeah…Gabby and D-Wade they are not. They’re not even the Dollar Store version.
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@grislyintentions || || Parade of Providence Starter (Day 1) for Candace~
"You came..." Words that escaped his mouth without meaning to, betraying his stupor and so easily revealing to Candace just what that light of wonderment in his eyes was about. The General Mahamatra attempted a not-so-smooth recover, clearing his throat, a slow headshake as he let his gaze shy away to the stage where others were still sorting out the final preparations to the opening ceremony.
He'd heard rumors, but didn't think them to be believable. And yet, here the Guardian of Aaru Village stood in all her magnificent glory. Even in the stark green of Sumeru City's surroundings, she caught the eye with the shine of a jewel.
No, this was not the time for such thoughts. He was going to embarrass himself further. Looking away once more, Cyno crossed his arms and imposed himself to sound casual.
"It's... It's good to see you. I hope the journey here was pleasant."
#GI01 || There is no escape for the guilty. [IC: Cyno]#v18 || Genshin Impact#to: || candace (genshin impact)#grislyintentions
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Ok you know what [shows my head cannons for the other humans and the character that originally owned the dress metatton wore once]
Jewel [the original owner of the dress]
+ trans mtf
+ lesbian
Bravery soul [Michelle]
+ gender queer
Justice soul [Jane]
+ Omni
Kindness soul [Maria, alt version is the one without the bandages]
+ bigender
Patience soul [Emily, she's a big kissy Mew Mew fan just like Alphys]
+ bigender
Integrity soul [Candace]
+ aroace
Perseverance soul [Echo]
+ asexual and bisexual
Their all autistic btw, but both patience and bravery also have ADHD.
Thank you for being at my Ted talk *fades away*
These are all such cute designs!! I love Maria’s
I should really get around to designing my human hcs lmao
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i think we need to stop looking at patriarchy/white supremacy as a hierarchy of oppression, with one type of person always at the top and one type of person always at the bottom, and more a system of reward and punishment for how closely you conform to the white supremacist patriarchal ideal.
a white, able bodied, cishet, neurotypical, upper class man is the ideal. however - other types of people are rewarded for how well they play their part in the patriarchal worldview. a white woman can achieve some level of status by being the perfect homemaker, able bodied and neurotypical and cishet and producing white children for the patriarchy. look at the white supremacist memes that regard white women who fall into place as some jewel to be coveted! there’s a reason some white women enthusiastically participate in the patriarchy - because there are rewards for doing so. the white neurotypical cishet abled bodied nuclear family is sacred in white supremacy, and anyone falling outside of it is a threat.
everyone who is not white, jewish, trans, disabled in any way, queer, an immigrant, or working class can’t ever perform patriarchy and white supremacy in this way. they can try - look at Candace Owens and Caitlyn Jenner. they’re both trying their hardest to perform the roles rewarded by white supremacy - but they’ll still be kicked to the curb the instant they aren’t a useful strawman anymore. before then, though, they still benefit from patriarchy because they are performing the ��right’ roles, saying the ‘right’ things, attacking the ‘right’ people. they can’t do it forever, but theyll try.
this is also why being a right-wing pundit is so often a grift - because there are numerous rewards for doing so. they don’t genuinely believe half of what they say, but because the patriarchy rewards them for saying it theyll happily go along with it rather than doing what we should all be doing - dismantling white supremacy and patriarchy and removing this fucked up system that rewards some and punishes others based on how well you perform your role.
#if anyone has any additions feel free to add!#dismantle white supremacy#dismantle the patriarchy#feminism#trans rights#black lives matter#charlie.txt
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Director: Ian Pons Jewell DOP: Mauro Chiarello Producer: Jon Adams Production Designer: Robin Brown Production Designer: Tristan Mur Lead Wardrobe Stylist: Ameena Kara Callender Gimbal Operator: Florian Hatwagner Casting Coordinator/DA: Emm Le Chat Service: Radioaktive x Metro VFX: Black Kite Studios
Service: Radioaktive (UA) Executive Producer: Sasha Bevka Producer: Tanya Sokolova 1st AD: Aleksei Smoliar Production Manager: Yulia Sotnikova Art Director: David Kharaishvili VFX Supervisor: Denis Reva Wardrobe Stylist: Kostia Goncharuk MUA: Dasha Taivas Production Coordinator: Olga Avrahova Production Assistant: Anna Refel Stills Photographer: Artem Nadyozhin DIT: Dmitry Samus 1st AC: Vlad Dobrik Playback Op: Sergey Rupos Service: Metro (GE) Executive Producer: Sandro Gabilaia Head of Production: Maiko Gurabanidze Line Producer: Masho Tevdorashvili Unit Production Manager: Tamar Tvaradze 2nd AD: Sopo Parjiani Production Manager: Tato Pantsulaia Gaffer: Misha Ramishvili Rigging Gaffer: Giorgi Marsagishvili Key Grip: Shalva Leluashvili Production Coordinator: Pikria Kikodze Unit Manager: Merabo Rostomashvili Set Manager: Koka Chkaidze Transportation Manager: Davit Peradze Transportation Coordinator: Davit Maghlakelidze Location Manager: Achi Kevlishvili Location Manager Assistant: Natia Chomakhidze Casting Director: Tina Khizanishvili Casting Assistant: Beka Khachidze Production Assistant: Nini Iashvili Production Assistant: Mariam Gugushvili ProductionAssistant: Irakli Kakabadze Chaperone: Marisha Jincharadze
VFX: Black Kite Studios VFX Supervisor: Adams Croker VFX assist: Guillaume Weiss VFX assist: George Brunt VFX assist: Dan Sanders Colourist: Tom Mangham VFX Supervisor: Denis Reva VFX Producer : Tamara Mennell
Music and sound design Supervising Sound Editor: Lawrence Kendrick Sound Design and Mix: Will Cohen, Lawrence Kendrick, Joe Wilkinson, Jim Stewart, Adam Smyth Music Composition “Everything”: Joe Wilkinson Music Composition “Time": Adam Hare Music Composition “Future": Jim Cornick Audio Producer: Laura-Leigh Smith Music Research: Jon Rust
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Diner owner Desi (Candace Cameron Bure) is facing the very real possibility of losing her business as the bills mount and she can’t afford to pay them. Considering selling her beloved cherry red Ford F-100, a gift from her late father, Desi decides to visit it one last time. Inside the truck she finds a cassette with a message from her father and he tells her to retrace her family’s most memorable moments. As she is about to set off on the trip, Desi meets Greyson (Eric Johnson), a man who asks for a ride in exchange for a generous payment. Is their meeting too good to be true?
Desi is tested by the arrival of Greyson. He wants to get to know her but she doesn’t, at least initially, feel a need to get to know him. As the two embark on their journey, calling at stops that are pivotal to Desi and her family, Desi’s walls begin to breakdown and she realises that maybe she’s allowed herself to become a little closed off since her father passed. The further Desi progresses in her mission, the more Greyson starts to admire her but the true reason for him being on the trip could ruin everything the two builds. I don’t want to say more than that as it would be too big a spoiler, but there’s a satisfying reveal that leads to a suitable and fulfilling conclusion.
‘A Christmas Less Traveled’ is perhaps the best showcase of what Great American Family, and Great American Christmas, has to offer. The film tells a life-affirming story that’s grounded in the everyday struggles that most viewers will be able to relate to. You feel empathy for Desi’s battle to keep her business and you sit beside her as she embarks on a life-changing journey. Like Desi though, you’ll be wary of Greyson and that’s part of the fun. Full of heart and traditional values, ‘A Christmas Less Traveled’ could end up being the jewel in the crown of this year’s slate of films.
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Cast: Candace Cameron Bure, Eric Johnson, Josh Collins Director: Heather Hawthorn Doyle Writers: Masey McLain, Taylor Kalupa & Justin D. James Certificate: Unrated Duration: 87 mins Released by: Great American Family Release date: 16th November 2024
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Candace Owens, Janet Jackson, & The Arab Israeli War!
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