Izzy: "The little Simon in my head thinks it's a good idea for all of us to go to an amusement park together."
Jace: "The little Clary in my head agrees."
Alec: "What the hell are you two talking about? Do I need to call a therapist? An exorcist?"
Jace: "Relax, Alec. It's a thing that Izzy and I started doing."
Izzy: "Yeah, since Clary and Simon grew up mundane, they have made very different experiences than we have. And they have been trying to get us learn about them for a while."
Jace: "And it's gotten to a point where it's like a tiny little Clary is jumping up and down and yelling at me to do stuff in my head."
Izzy: "Same with me and imagining a little Simon, daring me into having the mundane kind of fun."
Alec: "You two sure you don't just have a concussion?"
Jace: "Come on! Don't pretend you don't have a glittery warlock running through your mind, telling you that: 'The world is your oyster, Alexander.'."
Izzy: "Share with the class, big brother! What's going on with the little Magnus in your head, hm? He dare you to do something scandalous yet? Like sending in the reports without doing a grammar check first?"
Jace: "Or being more than a minute late for work?"
Alec: "The little Magnus in my head is currently naked and tied to the bed, so no."
"you were the best minutes man anyone could hope for" you know for a Fact his ass was the worst minutes man in the world ctubbo's gayass was just whipped
Ngl, kinda sad we didn't get to witness Percy having a chat with the zebra but it's okay ig...
On another note that car scene had me on the edge of my seat like that's the most intense thing in the whole show, all because lover boy couldn't stop staring at Annabeth–
that picture I took of my sunburnt to shit back a couple weeks ago got reblogged by some gay guy who reblogs like actual gay porn too and now every time it gets a like I have to wonder